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>>214395704FUCK I misspelled it
>>214395704Argentinians enjoy sopa de macaco
late 00s music was so bad the CIA shit they play on the radio today is genuinely better
You tell the race of a person by the car they drive sometimes.
This thread is brought to you by Bang's Root Beer. Bang's: wooden doors? Seriously?
something needs to be done about the homeless issue
Either my crush will say yes when I ask her out on Wednesday and I'll cancel my epic solo trip (but get to date my crush)ORShe'll say no and I'll go on my epic solo trip as a single man, and hopefully kiss some British slags like last timeBright future ahead, bros
>>214395731Kill your self please
Two options: Boredom or suffering
>>214395750GYATT!
Niggers be crying about ebt n shieet
>>214395741Can you find bang's in canada?
deutschmarks
bobs + vagene and your rent is free
>>214395778shieeeet
>>214395778I'm on ebt
>>214395756this you?https://youtu.be/psuRGfAaju4?si=26mOKmYG6G5zG26T
>>214395779Of course, it's the only Root Beer I'll drink.
>>214395750Imagine the smell, 2bh it's probably terrible
I am high af rn
>>214395793same. i get $200 a month in EBT. thanks wagies
>>214395750finna make that ass into a home for MUH DICK
>>214395812wagies don't pay for it the money printer does
>talking to cute waitress>she doesn't know I jerked off to tranny porn becoming coming there
>>214395807Why do you sedate yourself?
>>214395812You’re welcome
>>214395783That's some real cummed out chode shit right there
Wtf
>>214395837Some people out there are just very weird
>>214395837I like the nutting Filipino twink and his cat on the top right
I fucked a 300 pounder the other night
I don't know what to do bros
>>214395833honestly I like being slower, this isn't to sound too self important or anything but I think on an average day to day basis my brain works a bit too fast and not necessarily in a good way it gives me too much to think about and its nice to have an off switch
>>214395861GrimOnly worth oral and playing with their tittiesI'd never stick my dick in a fat bitch
>Oh you fucking want free chips kids? Well cool fucking ranch dude nobody cares.
i haven't eaten today, but i really should. just something little, i don't want to provoke a bowel movement, i just showered. no, forget it, screw it. i ate last night, that's enough. i don't do anything, what the hell does my body need fuel for?
watching the latest redbar
>>214395870She was so tight it wasnt even funny and my first fatty that didnt stink
>>214395812I'd be mad but I've see you stinky people at the packie in mass and it's so pathetic I almost want to give you my money
>>214395881honestly not a fan, he's as self absorbed as the fags he ridicules
*jive black guy voice* now listen here brotha man you may be hippin but that don't mean you hoppin, you kno im sayin? you can be hippity even if you never done been hoppity
her vagina is literally being compressed from the sides by all of the fat surrounding her vaginal organs
ate too much pizza and now I feel ill
>>214395905many such cases
You know I was in DC the other day and you would not believe how much the Washington monument looks like my morning wood.
>>214395882It's not the feeling itself, it's the complete lack of attraction to her body. I don't want to actually fuck a woman unless her body and face are nice to look at.
>>214395904yeah fat girls are surprisingly tight
>>214395889you don't have a choice LOL
>>214395898reckon it's just the character desu
Muzzies should be more afraid of moving to western countries than they are of staying in their shitholes. We need some good ol' brownshirts walking the streets, but for mujeets.
>>214395904Closest to tight virginal young puss that I'll ever get again unless i take a trip to seamonkeylandAka my dick didnt ask
>>214395812>$200 a month in EBTThis is nothing and you don't have to thank wagies for those peanuts. Benefits for neets and low-income earners are much higher in the rich parts of Europe.
I had two FAT roommates, coulda fucked em both but they woulda wanted to date for sure so I didn't ever slam em
Guys who do heroin are gross, but girls who do heroin are beyond disgusting.
>>214395940That's plenty for groceries
>>214395903i think so. you're saying i lack the experience? that what i want to create can't be made with any authenticity because i'm only imagining the meat of it, but never actually lived it.
imagine having sex with some weird desperate philipino milf
>>214395926True, but at least I have self respect and I'm not a nigger drinking nips outside of a liquor store
>>214395952It's almost like heroin is bad
I'd rather use a dead Asian girls thighs than procreate with the last member of the human race who is fat
>>214395941bro you missed a great opportunity. would've been plapping both those slampiggies, could've probably gotten a 3 way out of it. on-demand slampig snizz right at home whenever you want it sounds pretty comfy.
>>214395957Yeah, its enough for basic food but nothing special.
hitting a 300 pounder is insane bruh
>>214395957Not in Canada, even adjusting for exchange.>$200 USD = ~$274 CADThat would get you one big grocery haul here, but no more. In the States you'd be able to buy a lot more food with that same amount of money.
its crazy because a fat women would probably let the human race extinguish rather than lose a little weight
>>214395977almost.
>>214395984He missed nothing, I tried this with a fat bitch roommate, her living space was disgusting, it ended badly
need a girl with a gigantic ass to sit on me
>>214395982oh come on. do you know how quickly dead stuff starts to smell? just take the fat girl.
Heroin is amazing but it feels too goodFor a real self destructive bender, for me, it's crack
I got put on the tea app for being on the DL…
>>214395984The tall one wasn't actually terrible looking she'd have been reasonably hot if she wasn't fat, actually both of them would have been not bad if they weren't fat. problem is I don't like abortion and I would NOT have wanted kids with either of these girls
TayDayDay's Chinese soul food right off 359 s Crenshaw Blvd in Compton, CA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpHheWDih0A
>>214396029literally all of /pol/
>>214396035Looks like you are on the up top now bro
>>214396022not really a scat fetishist but imagine the shits
this was kinohttps://youtu.be/qmwwOkZzHyg
>>214396017>I tried this with a fat bitch roommate, her living space was disgustingnow that you mention it both these girls were huge slobs. the thin asian/mexican girl I lived with was a bit cluttered but generally clean
>>214395957maybe if a single piece of toast is your only meal of the day
>>214396017sounds hot, you didn't realize what you had. could've done some seriously nasty shit with her. >>214396029grim situation>>214396037plap em with a condom if you're scared, or just fuck their face
Wondering what cuisine of food to buy
>>214396088yuck
>>214396091Thai
2 more hours to get home but I'm exhausted and there is a lot of trafficShould i just say you only yolo once and go or take a nap
>>214396101Too many vegetables
>>214396088condoms suck they're terrible. the short one had slept around a lot so I'd have to wear a condom with her but the tall one was so freaking shy I wouldn't been surprised if she was a virgin or only had one bf ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbI3G7t7pkcOk, I pull up
gf has big tits but no assQuite the conundrum
>>214396091Canadian
>>214396137fine as long as she's thin
>>214396121You fucked up. The tall beast of burden would have bore you strong sons
>>214396140We don't have one
>>214396137what conundrum? just lay on her and look at them until you're done!
I weigh 180 pounds Am a fat FUCK
>>214396142yeah but they'd have been tall turbo autists who were super shy
>>214396137I fucked her
>>214396140>Look I put powdered gravy on fries
>>214396121>missing the perfect chance to breed strong offspring with a stout viking woman of cumly proportions nigga you MIGHT be gay
brainfog wild. head full of zombie. can't sleep either.
>>214396176no my current gf is tall and thin and definitely has a much higher IQ than both the fatties, which is better.
valley girl accent is so hot honestly
>>214396199not necessarily. there's a balance to be struck between having a gf that's donkey-level stupid and one that's too smart for her own good (and yours).
>>214396217If you're a brown yokel maybe
>>214396188get up. do anything, do the dishes, shave, take a shower. burn your body's energy to the last molecule. you will sleep, i promise.
>>214396224Ive had a gf for one month now
convince me to not reactivate my hinge account
>>214396232i'm black
Suzanne takes you down to her place near the riverYou can hear the boats go by, you can spend the night beside herAnd you know that she's half-crazy but that's why you wanna to be thereAnd she feeds you tea and oranges that come all the way from ChinaAnd just when you mean to tell her that you have no love to give herThen she gets you on her wavelengthAnd she lets the river answer that you've always been her loverAnd you want to travel with her, and you want to travel blindAnd then you know that she will trust youFor you've touched her perfect body with your mind
>>214396273uh ohstinky
>>214396273gross
>>214396228no, dumb girls are annoying. One of them was obsessed with harry potter and spent all her time watching criminal TV shows and the other was so dumb it was like having a cow around. she just ate a lot and talked about her shitty job constantly. ugh
>>214396265I met my current gf on hinge Go for it
>>214396265Humiliation ritual, also the bitches there are going to say "oh look the autist is back"
>>214396285I can't relate to this song bl
already shat but suddenly have to shit again
>>214396311>Humiliation ritualYeah, but also for you
>>214396329me after drinking coffee
>>214396332Well I based it on what I would've said to myself so stop feeling so bad
>>214396309I haven't worn glasses for a year but all of my pictures of me are from when I still had glasses. Is it worth taking pictures of myself without glasses now sans-glasses?
*tik tok ai woman voice* top 10 things I learned jacking off!
>>214396383Use both glasses pics and non glasses pics
I'm so bad with money
>>214396407Good idea.It would also suck to have to take at least 5 pictures of myself and not have them all seem staged
>>214396308girls that are too smart will inevitably fall into the trap of thinking you're not good enough for them though. they'll convince themselves they deserve better and they're the ones who get divorced at 42 years of age and rape you to death in court because they're smart enough to know their entitlements.
>>214396329you see?! it never stops! i could probably eat one peanut, and i'd have to shit again. no, fuck this. fuck all of this! human beings weren't meant to eat like this. it's not natural. "three squares a day", motherfucker, the only thing square will be your buttcheeks de-formed out of whack after sitting on the toilet half the day. no, it's not for me, and i won't do it. i don't care what anybody says.
The Loch Ness Monster has been sighted again
Waaahhh! I'M A WEAK JUNKIE THAT PISSES AWAY EVERY OPPORTUNITY Waaahhh!
>>214396425can I have ten dollars
Women in they 20s owe me sex actually
>>214396501You have a cute smile. Heres 12
All I had to drink today was four cups of coffee and some cream sodaMight try to squeeze in some water before bed
>>214396519four cups of coffee?! jesus! how are you able to type? my fingers would be rattling around like fry in that one futurama episode.
Artistic curved penis in the woods
>>214395778Electric Ball Torture?
>>214396502why?
https://youtu.be/u8tXazXvYZc?feature=shared
Ive received 5 billion rubles
>>214396573For not raping them
>>214396588if they're not holding their end of the bargain why are you holding yours?
Women in they 50s owe me sex actually
>>214396615I saw a pretty lady in her 50s feet yesterday and she flexed them for me when she caught me looking
they call me the penis genius
>>214396224this is both based and true, and it being deleted speaks to the sad state of 4chan
>>214396684what was it you fucking moron
>>214396684Sexhaver generalSexhaver websiteSexhaver world
>>214396698YOU don't know how to read deleted posts and I'M the moron?suffer in ignorance, fool, your hubris will be your downfall
you also shave your pubes when you're about to fuck?
>>214396709you're talking like a comic book villain, and he's the one with hubris? your big skill is seeing 4chan posts that were removed. get real.
>>214396713I hear that's what pornstars doLike the male equivalent of getting your boobs done
>>214396731more hubris, 'tis a pity a fool knows not when they are being foolish
I keep having headaches, must be too much coffee, fucking gay
>>214396750i don't have any hubris. hubris comes from an ego multiplied, and i've made very sure i don't have any of that left.
Might join the mafia
>>214396799heavens above this poor fool realizes not that the very act of decrying their own hubris IS hubris
How did bum and ass go from meaning homeless man and donkey to butt
>>214396813shit. you're right. ha! look at me! "i have no ego, i have no ego!" shouting to any who will listen. it's pathetic. "i don't have any hubris", that's what i said. and so desperate to prove it. God, look how above it i am, look how i supercede! no ego. the only moment i won't have any ego is when i'm dead.
just mindbroke this guy
>>214396857Ah, the vagaries of the English language!
I might have sex with your mom. I'm just considering it.
rolled snake eyes at conception
>>214396905https://youtu.be/cvq7Jy-TFAU?si=tzYltMPG0uYDlwYy
>>214396905this nigga can't conceive
>>214396892What about me?
raga waga
>>214396971bababoi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENxNG_Sb-jI
drinking a bloody mary with no alcohol listening to the kill bill 2 credits song
Just found out about sucking dick. Shit seems pretty gay.
>>214396971me when I'm off a blunt and the ubereats driver asks me a question in spanish
>>214397008If I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't want her to suck my dick how about you, thank you
>>214397008nibba how old are you then??
Just ate 2 baconators I regret nothing
i've wasted my life
>>214397038
>>214397008I heard penis tastes like avocado
I want my cake and I want to eat it too
>>214397087*Takes your cake*
>>214396952Oh, you. You fear your own destiny. You already fled it once when you went to America. It has brought you guilt for the death of your brother.
whats the point of having a cake if you cant eat it
After 13 years, this is my final post on 4chan. I left a while ago, and I need to tell you something I never thought I'd say: I don't miss it. At all. In fact, I feel better in ways I didn't even know were possible.This place doesn't just waste your time - it steals it. Hours, days, years lost to meaningless threads, recycled jokes, and arguments that go nowhere. You tell yourself you're here for the real talk, the uncensored truth, but most of what's left is either bots, schizos, or people so terminally online they've forgotten how to think like human beings.Worse than the time, though, is what it does to you. Without even realizing it, you start adopting its cynicism, its cruelty, its detachment. Things that would've once made you cringe - or better yet, feel something - just become more content to scroll past. You laugh at things you shouldn't. You dismiss things you should care about. You become a parody of yourself, all while convincing yourself you're the one who gets it.And for what? None of it matters. None of it ever mattered. The threads vanish. The insults are forgotten. The wars are just pixels on a screen. The only real, lasting thing is what you lose - your patience, your attention span, your ability to enjoy anything without irony.Without the addiction of 4chan, I've had the drive, time and energy to pursue things that make me actually feel good. I've got healthier. I've read books. I've engaged in my hobbies. All without feeling anchored to this website I deep down truly despise.I won't lie and say life outside is perfect. But it's quieter. Clearer. I can think without hearing this place's voice in my head. I can have normal conversations. I can like things again.If you're reading this and even part of you wants to leave - just leave. Just close the tab. You won't regret it.I shall not be monitoring this thread. It either gets noticed or it doesn't.Goodbye, and good luck.
Objectively speaking, which is better, Reddit or 4chan? Be honest. I think Reddit is better for gathering information, but 4chan is better for fun and jokes.
19 Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:20 But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:21 For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
I think i might get a blizzard after eating those 2 baconators, it's almost criminal
I am better than you
>>214397106see you back tomorrow!
>>214397127Prove it
I don't get Wendys
>>214397151Por quê?
i creampied a girl i met at e3 2013 in the minecraft booth and i don't know what happened afterwards
September 1st, 2025
c'est la vie!
It's fresh, never frozen
biblically accurate skeletons
If you guys can't appreciate fresh never frozen, I don't know what to tell you.
I do NOT like goyslop
>>214397230A heart-healthy portuguese diet is the way to go, thank you
>>214397106well, this is all very easy to say, but we don't all have these hand-holds going up life's cliff. "spend some time with your family, go for a hike", well what about the people whose family hates them? where do they get to go? where do they make friends? the ugly people, the dysfunctional people, the ones nobody ever wants or ever wants to deal with? it's so easy to sit on this perch, look down, and dismiss. it's easy to not care, look away, go, "ah, that's all bullshit." it's bullshit until it's not. it's bullshit until you care.
Goyslop is good sometimes
>>214395704>/cum/ - Canada USA Mexicoshouldnt it be /camus/?
> the ugly people, the dysfunctional people, the ones nobody ever wants or ever wants to deal with
haven't gotten horny in literal years
>>214397178The 2030s will be the last decade of the american empire
only gay people can read this message
>>214397290I once did nofap for like 7 days and ended up actually gooning, like just watching porn for hours and not touching myself, shit was terrifying lowkey
The cheeseburger is a part of American culture
>The 2030s will be the last decade of the american empire
I frequently remember that college (which is way in the rearview now) was supposed to be "the fun part"Grim
Good thing I can't read
>>214397379im not terrone retard
>>214397389ok so you're redditjeet instead got it
>>214397399not him either
>>214397368hell yeah
>>214397379Lmao
>>214397382at least you settled down with the love of your life after those crazy party years, right?
>>214397404replied in 23 seconds award
what was the first widely recognized "talkie" film?
In a few hours I get to do my bookkeeping and see how my financial empire has grown
YOLO, say no-noIsolate yourselfAnd just roll soloBe care-foloYou oughta look outAlso stands for YOLO
>>214397420Grim news
What career should I do?
>>214397466beekeeper
never been debunked
>>214397466Sexologist
>>214397454boo hoo chigga
>boo hoo chigga
Freddy Got Fingered gets a thumbs up from the /cum/ movie review team
>>>boohoo chigga
>>214397489Well he’s got great hair
>>214397466wall dweller
you ain’t never got your dick sucked till you’ve been to Tempe Arizona
>>214397489he looks like lion sir
>>214397510absolute plebeian taste
>>214397518foil bugle
>>>>boohoo chigga
I only started exercising because I heard that it makes jacking off feel way better and it's 100% true
your thoughts on the jews
Reckon im addicted to nicotine pouches now
>choochoo bigga
>>214397564A plague on the world
You've never had your dick sucked until you've been to Steamworks in Chicago. Hehe.
boomers be like this is real artwww.youtube.com/watch?v=wPEtnyg6sn0
>>214397570screaming
>>214397564I respect the hustle
>>214397564they write well
I think it's been about a year now since I've had sex
>>214397379One can hope
Let's all share our favorite place to get a cheeseburger
>The Houthis have been crushed thanks to your superior strategies comrade general
>>214397531Its not a competition, macaco
Whats a good video game to play?Ive already played the gta series, the mass effect series, the halo series, the gears of war series, the Witcher series, cyberpunk 2077, the borderlands series, the bioshock series, the New doom games, the fallout games, Skyrim, the far cry series, half life series, portal series, the hitman series, and the metro games
>>214397610Charlys burger in Chicago. It's good and cheap.
>I post "your thoughts on the jews" >americans respond sucking off the jews kek why is this nation so cucked to jews
>>214397628day of the tentacle
>>214397610A&W or Wendy's.
>>214397610Five Guys is my guilty pleasure.
>>214397615The houthis still control north Yemen
>>214397638If you take your meds the voices will stop.
>>214397638mama said if you ain't got nothin nice to say, don't say nothin at all
Matter fact, post yours and ill tell you what I think, you bitch ass brown ass filthy ass poor ass brazilian.
I don't believe people can change.Once a piece of shit, always a piece of shit.
>>214397638Amerigolems were born to serve jews and israel
>>214397479lol this is actually based
>>214397650The North Koreans still control North Korea but you wouldn't call them a success would you?
>>214397651>>214397658>>214397663no wonder it took a goddamn Italic-Hispanic immigrant to break the jew taboo in this nation
I believe people can changeBut only for the worsehttps://youtu.be/fF2xmyl_q9U
>>214397610for me it's Whataburger
>>214397673Please don't ever reply to me again.
>>214397638How's Palestine doing?
>>214397673Everyone on planet earth hates jews
Leg day! I have skinny legs! More lift more make big leg big!!!
>>214397688They're killing IDF soldiers on the daily
>>214397692I have skinny calves but big thighs. Such cases
>>214397689To be fair everywhere outside of the Middle East hates Muslims as much as the Jews too.
>>214395704Your mom calls my cock "Argentinosaurs huinculensis", because it's 36.6 meters long.
>>214397692I am lifting right now nigga, visibly bigger arms. My gainz are concerning to the CIA.
There's nothing wrong with drunk drivers it's the drunk crashers that are the problem
>>214397701What's the KD ratio
>To be fair everywhere outside of the Middle East hates Muslims as much as the Jews too.
>>214397610this will sound non-committal, but any of them. any place where the guy speaks english and you can just drive home with a piece of crap and some piece of crap fries.
>>214397717You need to go back to the Raj ya Jeet cunt
>>214397710Confucius BTFO
>>214397715Here's one who was killed today Ariel Lubliner
3 years ago I wasn't as wrinkled and I had more money to my name. I still had no bitches like today though. Ain't that funny folx?
I am the Hispanic ethno-nationalist AMA
>>To be fair everywhere outside of the Middle East hates Muslims as much as the Jews too.
>>214397733Would you suck his cock
>You need to go back to the Raj ya Jeet cunt
>>214397628void bastards
>>>To be fair everywhere outside of the Middle East hates Muslims as much as the Jews too.
the paki is seething again
The Jeet Canadians show their true colors like their gypsy brethren when under scrutiny
30 pound ballsdick 6 inch long
we love our hebrews don't we folx
>>214397628Fallout 76 unironically
>>214397764>>214397764>>214397764
why is terrone in canada
>>>>To be fair everywhere outside of the Middle East hates Muslims as much as the Jews too.
>>214397772You are early so no.
Finna start macrodosing creatine and become sickeningly powerful. The government can suck my dick retarded.
>>214397765never understood why that was a bragsnoop has a smaller dick than me and comically oversized testicles, which would imply lack of sexual success, contrary to the Dogg's carefully cultivated image
Would you a thicc Latina
>>214397775Pakistanis and Indians are both despicable jeets. They all shit in the street
>>214397786no, don't want a disease
>>214397784What is it with you and that sex tape?
>>214397784I assumed it was because big balls means tough and admitting your penis isn’t huge also comes with some stigma and therefore is a tough thing to do
>my cock is much bigger than snoop dogg'swell i never
Remember, TikTok is banned in Jeetland. Which is why there's actual good shit on there if you're not a FYP retard and exert the most minimal effort
>>214397826Indian TikToks were kino
>>214397733I don't get how they're both brown, both semites but hate each other. It's like terrone fighting with a mexican
>>214397834*Spits on you*
>>214397839It's true though
Somebody post the actual new now
