they not like us
first 20 posts will be people posting the "hilarious" comments they held back from the last thread subedish
>>214401270
blowing bubbles
>>214401301lmao
>>214401299ktim
The lanyard wearing classes are the civil servants, quangocrats and third sector charity workers. Workers at Asda have name badges
Futurism. That is the topic of the thread. Go!
the sausages are officially on
>>214401270What I’m getting from this is the English are nonces and the Welsh aren’t
>>214401270Have absolutely no idea how they find it. Once tried to use Google images for a laugh, and you get nothing. These people must be really dedicated hackers or some shit
dont have a lanyard but i have a badgenever use it since i'm fully wfhmake £110ki am solidly working class
>>214401334it's a population map m8
>>214401331sexbots
>>214401187mmhmm parasitising off older timmy and lettin yardie goon administer quicktap while he toil x
>>214401334more like large parts of Wales are uninhabited, same reason for the big gaps in Scotland
Sexbot sexbot, you're a sexbot, and you can really turn me on
Giggled
i swear there are like 5 single women between the ages of 20 and 40. do normies just constantly monkey branch?
why is my nose so constantly greasy
>>214401386Not funny
>>214401386hehe
>>214401399oops sorry thought this was google
>>214401399Lack fmof sert
>>214401404sn
im a little woman short and stouthere’s my vagina it is my spout when i get all steamed up hear me shout bend me over and pour chad’s cum out
>>214401396Me sniffing the stair immediately after her arse graced it
Log in to read this 4chan post.
incoming discord call from Kamala Harris
can't be bothered with white women
miss Omegle lads :'(
>>214401428?
>>214401367Not true though is it
>>214401455Why do women do this
Burned 2600 calories today, tomorrow will be an absolute scrandemic
>>214401452miss tinychathad so many peng tingz
Ian H. Watkins
>>214401465how could they not?
>>2144014655127
>>214401474Are doja
I was today years old when I found out the age of consent in the UK is 16 I always thought it was 18. That’s another medieval law that needs changing
>>214401478how many images you got in your mixed race couples folder lad
>>214401474timmy’s crush LOL
Could a British Euromaidan happen? Not in the pro-EU sense but the idea of massive protesting by nationalists nonstop that forces the government out.That's basically the only somewhat peaceful solution I can see. Otherwise it'll be conflict.
>>214401452>went on omegle>everyone just immediately skipped me>after like 40 skips in a row I just closed the tab, confidence shatteredY-Yeah I miss it too x
>>214401496>medieval lawIn medieval times the average man had sex for the first time when he was 26 and women when they were 24 in England
>>214401331DVXA noi!
>>214401521i lost my virginity when i was 14isnt that normal in the uk?
>>214401531It's not normal anywhere
>>214401521do you have a single fact to back that up
>>214401521I didn’t mean actually medieval I just meant outdated
>>214401512Well I didn't have any confidence to begin with so I didn't care lol. Could get my dick out every 20 mins
gonna use /brit/ to track my sleep againwill just hover over the time of this post and see the hours ahah
>>21440153914 is a little young but 15-17 is perfectly normal
>>214401452'
dont want another gay week at work, I want to be wasting another weekend
>>214401550sleep tight x
i will protect my virginity, it is a part of me and so precious
>>214401542Yes you are free to browse the entire list of marriage records in England or you could read an academic journal and trust themSo I accept your concession to save you from replying
>>214401550you going to use it as a sleep aid as well by reading your own boring blogposts?
>>214401567I remember answering one of these when I was 19 and said I lost it at 16 even though I was still a virgin
>>214401569>Nigerian Doll>VickyLDNwhich one is it???
>>214401569arshavin's passed his gcses by nowmad
>>214401580
>>214401585really? not one single fact then?
>>214401607>passed his gcsesBe honest, he failed all of them and works as a security guard
virginity isn't anything special. it's better to build your sex skills so that you can have healthy sexual relationships later
>>214401606Are you pretending to be stupid?
the people who make Pringles should start making tennis balls
getting blacked
>>214401630i thought she was just as british as me
>>214401632they do. same material as a matter of fact
>>214401636alri ziedy
I am 22 and a virgin and it shows no signs of changing since I don’t interact with the opposite sex. Should I just go to a prostitute?
ome.tvset it to Thailand Thank me later
>>214401270Alnwick and Keswick are both nice towns
just topped up the ISA
another week
>>214401652
>>214401650ktim but i don't want to pay to lose itfeels like cheating
I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMY MOOD YEAH
I love MIA
>>214401645scrm
>>214401674You still pay with a woman just not directly
Never knew a girl called Roxy/Roxie who wasn't a mentally ill slutbag
>>214401615Unfortunately I did not bring my academic library with me in the train to work so I'll trust you that you can search "average age of marriage in medieval England" into your favourite search engine during your NEET time. All the best!
>>214401690she went mental with all the 5G stuff
>>214401697Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
>>214401728with tongue
>>214401728Do you time your wife's bullying with yours?
>>214401665Love gibbons me
Always got m.i.a mixed up with jameela jamil
hello brit what colour do i paint my walls
>>214401778I'll paint your rectum walls white and red
>>214401695what if i want to give it for free?
>>214401778>grey poo, green poo, yellow poo, brown poowhat a choice
the lads
Need a tiny butthole gf
>>214401778Why not just white or beige
>>214401722she's right about 5gand the vax as well
>>214401778the poo one
>>214401771both peng
>>214401798What camera and lens did you use for this
not very helpful lads
>>214401404me on the right
>>214401778timmy’s wife colour
>>214401790You aren’t a woman
fucking LOVE next day pizza me
>>214401650join toastmasters
>>214401838Z6 III with the 24-200mm kit lens.
anime titsanime fanny
>>214401808im interested in the texture you can see it here, if they had a more natural beige id get it
Kids used to get fake IDs to get alcohol and get into clubs. Now they'll be getting them to brose instagram.
>>214401270Why does it look like an albanian flag being formed?
nothing beats a jet2 holiday
>>214401880it's really unfair when you think about it
Is there a historical reason or somekind of sociological context as to why England is so extremely nanny state?
Isak to Liverpool. Great bit of business for Liverpool
>>214401905Woah, this is deep
>>214401963because we're all naughty boys
>>214401956Is it aye
>>214401894Very nice, got any more pics lad?
>>214401993It's funny how times change it is.
any neet man in
>>214402013yeah me
Easy, simple, cute, beautiful, Excelent.
odds i order a maccies brekky, evens i go downstairs and have a red bull
>>214402009*Hits the blunt*Got any more insights?
>>214401964Chatgpt post
(@)(@) . ) . (. ( Y )
>>214402049nice areolas
>>214402042gonna go get a red bull but still order a maccies
ahlelele ahlelas
kek
>>214402049(.)(.).).((Y)
>>214402073wtf
heaviest I've ever been lads I'm a disgusting piece of shit
Why does no one care about the top40 anymore
>>214402087prefer my girls to be thin and tight
>>214401835Isnt she the one thats completely mental? Like said she had cancer and stuff when she didnt
are thomas starting to look a little rough
>>214402091You're also the oldest you've ever been. Time to kys I'm afraid
>>214402091i lost 30kg over the last year, been going absolutely apeshit the past 2 weeks though, reckon i've put 5kg of it back on it. mad how easy it is to be a fat cunt but how hard it is to lose weight
down to 24 stone
Shitting away reading /brit/ quite contently my on my first official day of annual leave. Currently in Carnoustie with plans to visit St Andrews and Glenrothes. Never been up this area of the country before.
should i drive carberg to get a maccies brekky or get an illegal immigrant brownoid to deliver it for me?
Do you say things during sex or am I just on some autistic shit telling women how soft and warm they are
>>214402144does yours get orders right
>>214402101umorino
.(. .).) .(.(Y)
>>214402042
(.)(.).(Y)
>>214402155I won't post anything that could be cross referenced with a witness statement
>>214402155I read that women get turned on by talking during foreplay so in my sexual encounters I told them they have great tits and the like. sadly I could not get an erection either time so I think that killed the experience for them
. . . .(@)(@). . . . . ) . (~ c====3)
>>214402155>telling women how soft and warm they aredo they like this
>>214402042whats downstairs
>>214402198>Phwoar luv cracking set of jubbliesYeah mate bet they were soaking
>>214402160there's always one item missing or wrong
when u get a new bottle of wd40 and have to spray it on everythging in your house
i'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat
women absolutely salivate over hard cocks. mad
See itSay itSorted
>>214402106yeah shes got munchausen syndrome
KEEP AWAY FROM THAT TRAP DOOR
>>214402211red bull
>>214402208aye nothing's better than being compared to a freshly baked loaf
should i tell a girl i'm a virgin if i'm about to have sex with her
>>214402215dont ruin ur day by getting it delivered lad
I'm white
>>214402246If you trust her, yes
>>214402246actually dependssome girls like being virginslayers and some like a clean loyal boy
*falls through a trap door*nᵒᵒᵒᵒ
>>214402155yeah, some love it altho gfberg doesn't do it much she'll occasionally ask me if it feels nice and such
>>214402226*mental attention whore syndrome
>>214401270I actually fucking sat 2 desks away from a nonce in the office back in 2012. He was arrested, pleaded guilty, no jail time because he sought help as soon as his family dobbed him in, and was quietly sacked from his job on full pension. Probably living the good life on about £70-80K a year.
>>214402263BEEERK
>>214402252too late man, already made the order. now i've got to fit in a wank in 10 mins before it arrives
>>214401703what does marriage have to do with the first time they had sex? Do you honestly believe everyone in medieval times was a pure chaste "waiting for Mr Right" type
How is it illegal to look at pixels on a screen exactly?
>>214402281ffs what you getting then
good grief these people cant do ANYTHING
>>214402043Sorry I was eating my shit that I shat on the floor then I ated it yummy yum yum yum
>>214402298Why do you live in Montenegro?
>>214402286encourages the raping kiddies industry
>>2144022953 hash browns, large latte, 2 sosij and egg mcmuffins and 1 double sosih and egg mcmuffinwill do my usual thing and get full up after 1 mcmuffin and half a hash brown, then feel gross about eating greasy shit for brekky. but the first few bites will be amazing
>>214402285Lack of contraceptives and social stigma of children born out of wedlock make it more likely.
>>214402303Not a choice. I'm moving out in a couple of days actually. Doubt I'll be coming back unless a war started or something.
>>214402307yummy apart from their coffee being dirty sink waterlast time i ordered they forgot the bag of hash browns and i wept
>>214402296Field trips innitHard to live with the fact that little Jayden Lee will never do as well as Sienna because you wouldn’t be able to pay for a trip to France or to see an oxbow lake or something
>>214402313Good luck manI'd love to visit Montenegro one day, but I'm sure the experience as a tourist is quite different from having to live there
>>214402331geography and french are shitey useless subjects tho be real
>>214402246Depends on your age I reckon Under 20? Sure. Over 20? Keep it to yourself and tell her after
>>214402331>Field tripsFOY
>>214402331but muh helicoidal flow
>>214402342Thanks!
>>214402326damn that fucking sucks man, it's just not the same without the hash browns is it
>>214402331>Oxbow lakeCrikey mate I would have called that a billabong
>>214402367no sir it is not
>>214402372TIL what a billabong is
I forgot to take photos of the sandwiches
Will need to find a gf that will drive me everywhere and buy me stuff
at toil, sucking 'fee, and you?
>>214402408off to toil in 20 minutes megetting in late because i cant be arsed
I love swarthy girls like this
i've got small willy
>>214402403not mad, just disappointed
coffee is eeffoc backwards, which is funny because I don't give eeffoc before I have my coffee
>>214402418*flicks your willy*
Dear reddit today was not a good day. The melancholy was poignant and the memories sunk my heart to the lowest depths. I pray tomorrow will feel a little bit better
>>214402415vile vile disgusting wenchhorrible woman
>peak brexit years>you could buy a 3 litre supercharged bri'ish saloon car that battered BMW for ride and handling, and was just as fast as a 340i/Audi S4 etc>literally nobody bought one
>>214402429That is pretty good.
any wfh man in? bossberg is off, i finished today's work on friday, so shall be slowly commiting the code from then and turning up to a single meeting today
>>214402444ugly, paki company, the list goes on...
>>214402307fat CUNT
>>214402444ford mondeo in drag
Admit it, you're jealous
>>214402444https://youtube.com/watch?v=rLtFIrqhfng
>>214402313>not a choice to live in paradise>waaaaa I need to leaveWhy are thirdies so ungrateful?
>>214402480>RWD>double bones up front>only ford engine was the (gay) 2 litre
live on the ground street scene in Londonhttp://193.192.223.69:7070pretty interesting
>>214402482I'm jealous of the scenario but not the sheboons
>>214402482sounds stressful. just want a comfy gf who genuinely loves me
whens the premium bonds draw
The breakfast I'm not even hungover I'm still drunk lelLate for work too
>>214402478ye
>>214401345You are part of what Engels described as the 'Labour Aristocracy', which is members of the Proletariat bribed with material goods by the bourgeoisie so that they have a stake in maintaining the capitalistic system, and are more likely to align and collaborate with the bourgeoisie rather than campaign for labour solidarity and trade unionism with their fellow workers.
Hilarious any of you think a woman won’t be able to tell you’re a virgin when you have sex
>>214402553The virgins here will have sex? That's so nice of you to say, we're all going to make it
>>214402545Love sand ketchup me
nibba buying SAND in mcdonal
If you work from home and your job doesn't involve textiles then you're not working class
>>214402545i can smell that delicious wee hash brown
>>214402545phwaor get in. also enjoying a maccies brekky. good luck being hungover at work today lad
>>214402545Shouldn't they have breakfast ready for you at your job? This is an injustice! I shall fix this. Free food shall be provided by employers all around the globe. Breakfast Lunch Dinner and everything in-bewteen!
>>214402349Who are these people
>>214402545McDonald's breakfasts are so shit I don't know why they have a good reputation
>>214402584me da worked in the steel works, me granda worked in the minesthat makes me working class simple asdoesnt matter if im on 150k and work in the city
think i might have porn addiction lads
>>214402605objectively shite food that will make you feel like shit but mcmuffins taste amazing no cap frfr ong
Have any of you been to a prostitute
>>214402610join the club
>>214402605trvke
>>214402628>mcmuffins taste amazingOnly time I've had them they've just been extremely salty
anything but coffee and a blem for breakfast and you're a nonce simple as
>>214402635ask deegs aha
>>214402643sounds more like a cum mcmuffin. they probably do contain a lot of salt but i've never heard anyone describe them as salt
>that maketh me working cwath thimple ath>doethnt matter if im on 150k and work in the thity
>>214402609>doesnt matter if im on 150k and work in the cityYou're still working class anyway unless you can make a living without your wage. The only useful class identifier is your relation to capital.
>>214402652fuck is a blem?
>>214402635but me, worried I'd fall in love and become a regular
A cup of lemon tea and a teaspoon of honey is my posion.
>>214402628would much rather just have a double cheeseburger
Me in 16 years
I am not a convict
All McDonalds is horrible, overpriced muck. They've got the fat, lazy slobs of this country well and truly addicted to it though.
need my bollocks corrugated
>>214402698Had one last night 20 nugs, medium fries, medium sprite
sucking a blem
I used to like the odd mcdonalds brekkie but the burgers and that are fucking dire. Even chicken selects have gone downhill in the last few years.
i make a lot of money and it made it crystal clear that unless you can quit your job whenever you want you will forever be a wage slave. doesn't matter if you make £500k if you have a mortgage on a £5m house so you can't stop workingpovvo friends get genuinely annoyed when i say we are all wage slaves, like they think once you hit a magic number in annual salary you magically can start buying boats, never work again, live in a giant house, etc.i guess there is a difference between povvos and people on decent money, but that's mainly in the IQ department
>>214402695What's MTA?
>>214402730only good thing was the chicken legend hot and spicy mayo but obviously woke made them stop doing it
>>214402698yeah it's dogshit always feel like shite after eating it, but give me 4 weeks without one and i'll start craving that muck
how many job applications have you sent out in August? any success? me, I'm aiming high.
>said i musnt' catch feelings for this one friend who i like and gives me a massage every now and then>dream about cuddling with her last nightffs lads i've fucked it
>>214402731That’s why Andrew Tate says you have to escape the matrix, that’s what he’s talking about
just been influenced to get mcdonalds today
>>214402635Yes, in Austria and Hungary.I won't do it again because I'm pressing my luck with not getting herpes, but it was fun
>>214402757Many, I'm going to be British
>>214402777OWAH WOAH WOAH 777 777 777 777 WOAH WOAHWD
>>214402772Bugatti man is actually correct about more than he gets credit for tbf, but he just uses it to shill his discord chatroom
Raping a poo
>spaki still going on about andrew tate in 2025
>>214402731I quit a £51k job almost exactly three years ago and started my business. Made £19k in the first year, £33k the second, and £49k in the third year. Enjoy it much more than working for someone else thougheverbeit.
>>214402731>500kSource?
>>214402822What's your business? I'm working at setting up some side hustles through ChatGPT, which I'm hoping can get me in a position to ultimately work for myself. However, I am on £92,500 so it's quite the income to replace through my own business.Reckon what would happen is I'd use any extra money to pay off the mortgage, then reduce my hours down at work and then try to ultimately escape
as a fellow Luton man I seek to imitate Andrew Tate's success
>>214402731if you genuinely viewed toil as so bad that it is akin to slavery and earned 500k you would eat beans and move back in with parents until you had a few mil saved up then buy a 100k council house in fucking durham or somewhere and live in a smelly bedroom forever playing hoi4 eating chicago town pizzas forever and probably become an alcoholic what actually happens to high earners is that they buy a massive house and a chelsea tractor and get a bitch wife and family and then SHOCK HORROR they have to pay to maintain all that forever
>>214402731Every part of the that quadroon's lifestyle is bought on hock so it's a very poor distinction
taking the escape the matrix pill (the red one)
>you would eat beans and move back in with parents until you had a few mil saved up then buy a 100k council house in fucking durham or somewhere and live in a smelly bedroom forever playing hoi4 eating chicago town pizzas forever and probably become an alcoholicthis is, more or less, the plan.
pootoil
35 and just started working, I've got time, right?
>>214402909no you might as well go outside and look for loose kerbs to trip on for a claim
raping a sub atomic particle
>>214402909For want of the priceOf tea and a sliceThe old man died
>>214402909A tad early don't you think? Take it slow kid.
>>214402936The note he left was signed, 'Old Father Thames'. It seems he's drowned, selling England by the pound.
>>214402366new
>>214402849I offer a set of tools (SaaS basically) used in food sciencebasically made an updated Web-based version of a certain tool that was discontinued but that I knew many people in the field were still usinghell of a job to convince them to ditch their shitty desktop made in the early 2000s for my tool and pay for it, plus a lot more paperwork I have no clue about selling software services to a business
>>214402960>d-d-dvde I get that reference- cuh-RINGE!
Going to spend my days in the nursing home playing map painting games and wanking to loud porn on my room's widescreen TV
Nazi love.
>>214401461Well, yes it is
rip europe
>>214403038What happened?
>>214403008I doubt you’ll be able to get it up, also if you happen to be in my rest home I will bully you and mock your family when they visit and also steal your pudding
>>214403041it's over
>>214403004its not that reference pink floyd stole that line from genesis
>>214402909if you survived this long without working why start now?i went from neet, back to education, to good job and it only feels fulfilling for so long. i yearn for the days where i was a loser just waking up and playing wow all day with nothing else to do
>>214403023that's cute
>>214403041Donald Trump diedVladmir Putin eyeing the big red button as he finishes off the second half of the vodka bottle
>>214403058mumberg chucked me outquite like my toil nowx
>>214403043The raped
>>214402974Ah that's cool. Actually one of my side hustles I wanted to do was SaaS that I don't think anyone else does but would be really useful for a lot of safety critical industries but I'm like you, no idea how to sell this to customers and shit so any advice / books to read would be much appreciated.
>>214380027
>>214403023mental and mad how packed this little shit hole island is
>>214403103>>214403103
