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poo
NOT THROWING STONES AT YOU ANYMOOOOORE
The majority of British people don't know how to hold a pen correctly LOL
>>214405031who's using pens any more
>>214405031I don’t hold it like any of those
>>2144050312 for me
>>214405033
>>214405031Brits be holding their pens like this omds
already know what that is just from the thumbnail
make the old
the post Internet weekly /brit/ meet up 7pm Tuesday at the monty pyke 105 charing Cross road wear a black t shirt greet each other with alright lad
>>214405033what happened?
Right well that's a child dying isn't it
left: how northerners and the handicapped hold a penright: how southerners hold a pen
>a child dying
Don't know what that webm is but I can tell it's not nice, so I won't be looking at it.
Not interested in watching children die. I am a sensitive person these days and my days of watching gore are far behind me
blud turned into a roti
all suited up ready for the interview. wish me luck lads.
new heatherpaedo obession
new heathernonce fixation
>>214405090Had to hold a pen to see how I do it. I'm on the right I'm assuming this is the correct way
i dont get what happened to him or how he died
Excited for that hollownigit silk song thing being released this week. Gonna be playing that
3pm full jam victory
>>214405106Good luck, don't fuck it up
Northerner here. Can pretty much guarantee that I have better handwriting than any of you.
>>214405099poo screaming
>>214405090me on the right throughout my whole educationme on the left as of 3 months ago after watching a video of tolkien writing
Feeling bad now that I've watched that webm. Wish I didn't see it
>>214405120are you an actual al qaeda paki from timbuktu
>all suited up ready for the interview. wish me luck lads.
>>214405144no but i had my head caved in multiple times as a child and i still dont get it sooo
>>214405120He got smushed between the moving elevator and the wall
>>214405134How do you hold a pen >>214405090
>>214405146ROARING
Someone like Nick Fuentes taking power would be the death of White America.His ideas represent a coalition of browns looking for an identity. Christianity functioned the same way in 4th/5th Century Rome. Look at the physiognomy of later emperors compared to Augustus or Hadrian. Honorius looked like a brown serf.
despise people who post shit like that, go back to /b/ you freak
>>214405146Lol nigga dressed like one of them chldrens cartoons
Redundancies coming ladsIt's not looking goodNo such thing as a nice redundancy package at my toil
On The Trowel is the YouTuber most likely to supplant Gary Eats as things stand But we've been here before with Chris Spargo
which one of you is this
>>214405152Right. I'm not a mong.
>>214405158why are so many white supremacists half mexican or like 1/8 african
>>214405165the 2 stages of grief, screaming and snow angels
poo seal
drank so much on the weekend I had to call in sick todayneed to pack it in
>>214405168Yeah just whinge on 4chan I reckon, that's the way to prove your worth
>>214405165when your free luxury penthouse only has two bathrooms
i hold the pen with my thumb and middle finger.
>>214405106Give us a pick of the fit lad
>>214405165whats got those lot all riled up
>>214405182Fuck off heathermong you evil incel
>>214405159A lil bit of gore keeps things interesting
>>214405186screamgreng
>>214405199backward northerner grip
>>214405193why's she done that then
>>214405195Don't want to prove my worth really will just take the voluntary even if it's crap
I am once again doing fuck all at toil
>>214405193whats happening here
>>214405186why would you make up this mad lie about being offered a scholarship at stanford at 16at least say 18 instead of making it sound like you're a child prodigy
Spent $100 on a custom manyvids video from an Australian woman and I can't even wank to it since her accent is so strong and it's making me laugh How do Australians even reproduce
thoughts on di handwriting lads?
>>214405182half of all gen z men will end up like thisfemale hypergamy made sure of that
>>214405251state of you
i remember when my Amazon teacher asked us where to buy things from the internet and I said "Amazon" and she said "oh yeah that's a good place to buy books" and I was so confused because by that point it was a general retailer instead of just selling books
>>214405251I can smell the Aucklander through this post
>>214405193screaming
>>214405222Some old people become pathetically week after a whole life of never practicing sports of any kind.Yesterday I was buying groceries and this old hag took so much to exit the elevator that I missed it
>>214405257Oops haha
>>214405268>Amazon teacher
matey had an Amazon teacher
>>214405257
>>214405258I never learned, just use the computer for everything
>>214405258Absolutely ghastly. Some of the worst handwriting I've seen
>Amazon teacher
>>214405258Have you tried tilting your head the other way
>>214405182Wow same story as me the bullying, dropping out of education at 16 but I’m 23
>>214405277Weak fuck it was a typo. Do NOT call me ESL
It's all about the gameand how you play it
>>214405302my dog when I ask it how to improve my hearing
sometimes think about this
>pathetically week amazon teacher
Me? Only had a Sherwood teacher
>>214405307>23Why are you so young? I could be your dad. Need some advice?
>>214405099
>>214405314if it goes after a random person theyll probably be an indian or a chinese anyway so ill be fine
that's nuts
>>214405314We'd try to kill it
>>214405333me when I get my evening meal by mugging Deliveroo bikes
>>214405245I think she is just trying to get put aside since she doesn't want to be known as the leader who killed the conservative party
>>214405165odd bunch aren't they, always angry and upset about something
LOVE the fact all these pathetic freaks who use mounjaro and ozempic always end up looking dead once they lose weight haha cheaters always get punished
Right well I had a little brainfart and said "Amazon teacher", we all make mistakes don't we
Less than two generations ago (people born in the 70s and earlier), everybody, from scientists to refuse collectors, wrote using this scriptIt's almost a lost art now
>>214405370when my Amazon teacher makes a mistake I just ask for a refund
>>214405377Can't read these runes
>>214405322What advice you got
>>214405302KekI have right side hemiplegia while also being right handed so I think maybe that's why it's so slanty
>>214405377is it as lost as the identity of the person who asked
got my bum out
>>214405369And when they finally have to stop taking it before their pancreas explodes they just balloon back up even heavier than ever. NO SHORTCUTS
yo cody, you skipping amazon class again?
Do kids do their exams on laptops these days?
this man was just sold for £125,000,000
got double Amazon on wednesdays and I keep forgetting my kit
Haha spelling typo must spam /brit/ with it for a whole year :Dddd
Just asked the flatmates what in the freezer is theirs and chucked what isn't, some standouts were>4 unopened bags of peas>A bag of what looked like actual poo>Frozen fish from 2021Turns out 75% of our freezer space was used up by old occupant's who left years agoSuch is life living in a smeggy hmo
just graduated from amazon university
>>214405437is he good
>>214405437thought it was illegal to do that now
>>214405437Inflation...
>yhe binble
>>214405182>>214405307same as me, bullied to fuck for being a late bloomer and easy target. dropped out at 16 for 2 years.could've easily been me if i had normal parents, but i knew i had to get out since living with a violent alcoholic dad and genuine schizo mum was even worse than being an outcast freak at schoolngl despite it being very depressing some is something very comfy about never leaving your room and world of warcraft being the most important thing in your life. sometimes when gfberg is away for a week i book the time off work and relive the glory days
>>214405437Arabs selling a black man to the Americans Hmmm
>>214405437didn't think we could do that any more>>214405450>anonymous and still getting embarrassedwew
>>214405437Can't believe you mongs watch niggers run around a grass rectangular and kick a ball around. Mental.
>the pop
>>214405468>sometimes when gfberg is away for a week i book the time off work and relive the glory daysI'll tell her to come stay with me more often if you enjoy it so much ;)
>>214405482you watch them pass your wives around
>>214405369that's just what happens with rapid weight loss
>>214405388Dont impregnate a schizophrenic girl and then have your friends and family call you a criminal despite not knowing she was schizophrenic because she used to take her medications.
>>214405193Fucking old people man, should just euthanize them all
>>214405437he must be a very very very very very good slave
>feel tired all the time>body won't let me sleep longer than 6 hourswhy is it like this
>>214405507it should be mandatory to dive off a cliff at 70
>>214405386It's very legible. Are you blind?
>>214405496Pleased to learn I have wives if we're being fair. Makes me sound like a Saudi prince.
>>214405451what is an hmo? couldn't ever do communal living post uni. i rented a place to myself and was flat broke because of it but worth it to not have to live with others
>>214405078dont lie. you said mamma mia out loud didnt you?
My cock is in a fight to the death with my pubic fat, and it is losing
>>214405527wasn't there a Swedish documentary about this
>>214405437white girl hymen splitter
>>214405542Please lose weight
>>214405535house of multiple occupation, very popular for young professionals
It is odd how we're talking about niggers and sports and his mind races right to sex. Must be something to that.
>>214405457He’s alright
>>214405547løgans rune
>>214405468>despite it being very depressing some is something very comfy about never leaving your room and world of warcraft being the most important thing in your lifektim even nowwas such a sperg in school i was bullied by other spergs even and never was invited to anything so never learnt to make friends. cant be bothered to now and too scared to anyway, i dont get much out of conversation. just enjoy playing games and never really grew up anyway its comfy.
>>214405491yeah cheers lad that would be great. she doesn't get it, gets all upset, concerned and annoyed all at once if i spend an evening on computerberg but sees absolutely no problem spending literally the entire night on the sofa watching reality shows
tried playing Trackmania but I don't get where the fun is cos I keep bumping into stuff
>>214405566it's not odd at allsport and sex are interrelated
>>214405501I have no interaction with women sadly so
>>214405499Something to do with muscle loss ennit?
or as I've taken to calling them, spex
>>214405563>watches Jackass once
feel bad and sad
>>214405593Not for most men. You might be a bit bent for niggers in that case.
>>214405501white pypo shit LOL
hate the term "side hustle"
>>214405563looks like bro's been lying haha
>>214405624haha good one x
>>214405620Neither of us are white
>>214405624lol x
diet starts today
>>214405619Look up Wilt Chamberlain That basketball n*gger reputedly had sex with over 10,000 women
>>214405645Are you an abo or chink
>>214405622Same. Mongs trying to make a second job sound glamorous.
The Labour Party leadership are largely jumped up, ugly prole midwits who are the worst of both worlds: culturally leftist and economically capitalist. You can guarantee they think they're still working class.
>>214405648you can always start tomorrow. just like me!
>>214405645What are you, Maori or chink?
>>214405656I don’t debate racists
Had a phone call with dadberg last night and he was telling me he's going to get the grouting done in the spring and then put a new polycarbonate roof on the carport
>>214405671Just asking my friend
>>214405664>calls them proles>denies they're working class
for some people the need for retribution overwhelms everything including reason itself
>>214405675who's gonna play you in the film, do you reckon?
>>214405664a party of dysgenic northernersmostly celtic race too
>>214405678Abo and chink are both racist words
>>214405648me at some point every week this year
>>214405519try exercise a lot and stick to a routine, helps in 99% of casesor you could be legitimately retarded like me, i once was so tired i could feel myself going genuinely insane, but despite being shattered beyond belief i was unable to get any sleep at all for 4 nights. eventually crashed on the 5th night and slept for an entire day. always had sleep trouble but never figured out what the fuck happened there.
>>214405652I'm not looking up anything of the sort. Bent lads for bbc are like religionists always trying to shove their black penis god at sane people with no interest in such things.
>>214405664they certainly do seem to epitomise typical arrogant and extremely obnoxious, yet also extremely incompetent, left-wing freaks
>>214405684Ironically, prole has become slang for someone on the dole
>>214405696Sorry I meant to say person of roadsleeping descent and chingchong wingwongs
booking some time off work x
>>214405193i think this is more of a case of retards getting old than just old people
do you reckon we could get incels to improve themselves by treating social interaction like tummy time for babies so they don't grow up with spastic neck muscles"one hour a day of being polite to an unattractive woman until attitude improves"
>>214405689Chris Langham I reckon
>>214405722I can't believe that you, an American, don't know about Wilt Chamberlain and his legendary sexual exploits
>>214405733going to spend it all in your room /brit/posting are you?
>>214405729norwegian dr.seuss chiming in
>>214405684They may have been, now they're just servants of hook nosed jewish capitalists.>>214405729That's what the original proles were in Rome.
>>214405751>I can't believe you aren't salivating to read about a dead negro's sex lifeHoly shit you are lifeless aren't you
>Sorry I meant to say person of roadsleeping descent and chingchong wingwongs
>>214405747more like Chris Packham
So the internet is just going to be completely censored out of existence yeah?Either that or the government will do a China style shutdown if protests continue.
>>214405757yes
>>214405778Why do you have glamour shots of young boys saved on your computer?
Try brand new walkers poo and slags crisps
>>214404990Reads like a leftist meme but i dont think it is. Much to ponder
Just learned that yanks take credit for inventing the telephone because a Scottish man was in America at the time.
>"The Chinese shipbuilding capacity is something like 200 times overall that of the United States."grim
Wilt Chamberlain was reported to have the biggest BBC in the NBA
>>214405828how many ships do you really need though
1st September 1939Germany and Slovakia invade Poland, beginning the European phase of World War II.
>>214405563i once poured petrol on a tree and set it on fire and was fully engulfed in flames
>>214405846>>>/his/>>>/r9k/
>>214405846Cheers mate leave it on Hearts of Iron IV next time yeah?
Wilt's favourite were purportedly Swedish teens with fleshy hymens
>>214405867>>214405873thanks for the (You)s. Will do more on this day posts because of your engagement x
>>214405881There was nun they, or we, cud do.
Don't mind the Chinese too much as I get a lot of cheap electronic components from there.
Life as a BBC
>>214405418>take weight loss drugs that supress your appetite >dont make any changes to lifestyle or diet you just eat less because youre less hungry>stop taking them because youre thin now>gain weight because you havent changed your lifestyle or eating habitsWell obviously?
>>>/p/>>>/o/>>>/o/>>>/s/>>>/c/>>>/r/>>>/e/>>>/a/>>>/m/>>>/i/>>>/n/>>>/g/
>>214405931
>>214405921sn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unN7QvSWSToYeah basically
>>214405581yeah its comfy. in my 30s now and a friend is still a neetfor a while people were concerned about him but now i think everyone is just jealous since we're all wagecucks, have responsibilities, bills, gfs to take care of, etc. i was told this was a fulfilled life but it really isn't. doubt adding kids to the mix will change that either, reckon it would just make me a shit dad so i'd feel like a bad person on top of feeling unsatisfied with life, but then i'd also feel like a bad person for denying gfberg the chance at kids. could just kms but don't want to upset gf
>>214405918A great bunch of lads
>>214405758Kek
nation of runts
The most prolific BBC of all timeHe averaged two new fresh white girl hymens a day for 50 years
>>214405966boomers were deranged
>>214405832Reported by whom ?
>>214405966r lady di. she were lovely were awful what them royals did to her
>>214405193least retarded boomer
im a prolific vf
>>214405588init. looks fun as fuck from all the videos but it probably takes ages to get to that skill level. same with rocket league, took ages to get competent enough just to hit the ball in the direction i want let alone do tricks, don't have the patience to learn that shit anymore
gettin energy to plap more katies
Tell you what though she was absolutely PENG and I bet she'd be fit even now
>>214405966Remember when she died and running upstairs to tell my parents princess annes died because i basically had never heard of diana before
might shit myself for a laugh
>feel like playing ck3 again>get myself worked up for a new campaign>check steam>5,000 quid's worth of dlc added since I last playedthanks a lot paradox
>>214406025>Remember when she died
mad that the so called 'racist 4chan' talks about black men probably more than any other website and gif is full of sissy bbc webms and weirdos constantly larp as black people, just a really weird thing you lot do. I dont get it. You almost deify them yet hate them
been to the local indoor ski centre a couple times now and i think i found something i'm naturally good at. the instructors kept asking where i learned and genuinely didn't believe me when i said i'm brand new to it. it's only 20 mins away, might start going all the time now
>>214406051those are mossad demoralisation agents and everyone but you has them filtered
>>214406051watchu talkin bout nigga willis
>>214406049Huh? 1997 was only... oh god... oh god
>>214406061hit them with the French fry pizza
https://www.basketballnetwork.net/old-school/kareem-abdul-jabbar-shares-the-secret-behind-wilt-chamberlains-success-with-women
ffs the Harry Potter tv show has cast Warwick Davis sick to bastard death of that midge getting roles because he is a midgehe can not actrubbish actorstupid fucking little midget
show me round your fruitcakes
You're all fucked, if you wish to play - we'll play this game time and time again.The chickens are coming home to roost, and Katie...he knows EVERYTHING
like all the greatest shaggers, wilt>>214406078 had a thing for blondes
Post it please 'you little specimen'
>>214406079always wanted to gather an army of dwarves and have them follow me everywhere like im snow whiteeven better if theyre all on segways
>>214405966thing is with blair is he's obviously a very competent individual and gets what he wants done. problem is his ideas were fucking insane and pre-social media nobody could really do anything about it and probably didn't even know half the shit he was up to because all the media were openly in cahoots with him
>>214406079what other jobs can a midget do to be fair
>>214406045tbf vanilla ck3 is still funnot like stellaris fuck me what a piece of trash
>>214406078>Every time I visited Wilt, there was another beautiful woman. Not only were they gorgeous, but they were friendly, funny, and kind.
Digital technology was given to us by demons
really sick of hearing about these anti immigration protestsneed wingcucks to give it a rest
Mad that Tonibler is a popular name in Kosovo.
>>214406132Nice try, spotted it instantly. He'll be right as rain when he speaks to you."Hmmm she knows her time is up"Che triste! Che lagrima!
Child groomers and potential terrorists getting free accommodation. You can't make it up
>>214406137i sell bananas and eggs for a living
You know when you see a white person and you can just smell that they have never seen a black person
>>214406071was doing legit parallel turns after my first hour, full french fry all the way
>>214406117>Tony Blair's expenses were shredded 'by mistake' when they were the subject of a legal bid to have them published.Remember when he sold out british businesses to yanks and then went to work for goldman sachs
Sir Banana and Egg Peddler
>>214406165I understand what you’re saying mate but I think it’s important to remember that immigration has also brought huge benefits economically, culturally, and even in filling essential jobs like healthcare and transport. Every country has its challenges, but blaming foreigners doesn’t solve the deeper issues. What really matters is creating fair opportunities, strong communities, and policies that actually help people both locals and those who come here to build a better life.
Don't care much for a lot of eastern European nations like slovaks or hungarians
>>214406096he was a known rapist and had hiv/aids lol
>>214406197dont want non brits in my community
>when u hear di hymen go snapmmhmm, anuva hymen sorted
>>214406190An honest mistake. His staff must've felt like right silly billies when they realised what they'd done.
Sir Poowog Currymuncher
im going on hunger strike until there is peace in Gaza
Reminder every time you see a boomer seethe about Starmer and big up Reform, just remember they were dancing to the polling station singing Things Can Only Get Better to elect Blair in a landslide and are the reason we're in this mess.
scranning pringles for breakfast
snapper-in-chiefsuch malleable hymens
>>214406243it's lunch time mate
>>214406079
>>214406253your point?
>>214406235Great post
>>214406197>immigration has also brought huge benefits economically, culturally, and even in filling essential jobs like healthcare and transport.How so?
Emerson, Lake & Mousey - Nettle Salad Surgery
New autistic obsession. His pen holding one didnt last very long did it
he thinkin bout those luh hymens again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVeQEysvtk
>>214406197>immigration has also brought huge benefits economicallyWe've been economically stagnant for the last two decades and immigration has never been higher
>>214406197Irish diaspora post
fuckfuckfuck did a few lines yesterday and messaged a married coworker telling her she was fit oh my god i will be fired today
Deindustrialsation and energy policy are the leading cause of economic decline for the western world
>>214406197do immigrants even add anything positive to the culturethe only ones ive seen get involved with the local community are filipinos
>>214406341prove it
pinkskins were wilt's delight there was no yellowfever here
>>214406354err curries and babs and kizas
need to have my phone and internet access blocked when i'm high
>At least 800 people have died and hundreds more were injured following a magnitude 6.0 earthquake that struck eastern Afghanistan.Get them HOUSED
>>214406397>Get them HOUSEDThe compassionate Irish diaspora will be asking for that
>>214406354It's literally curry houses and chinese takeaways. Why you need 10m migrants to achieve that is beyond me.
scranning an apple
>>214406354Migrants never "add" to the culture they just form parallel societies London doesn't have some blend of British, Carribbean and Asian culture it has areas where all you see are pakis and ethnic clothes shops and areas where all you see are open air butchers, wig shops and wogsIf anything the cultures are often at odds with each otherAnd no kebab shops and other assorted takeaways don't count as culture
Ah... The liminal space that is /brit/ after 300 replies.What will be the new?Will these comments be nought but breath on a mirror.So much beauty in this world.
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