>be britbong >having tea and crumpets with me mum >thinking of Muriel from work >would like to have a little in out, in out with her >"'scuse me mum, I...I need to have a go" >head over to the computation machine >slam it hard with me fist >"OI TURN ON! I NEED A WANK" >it turns on >search for porn >blocked >"bollocks" >run outside and find the nearest red phone booth >grab the tele and dial the pornography administration >"Ello? His Majesty's Pornography Administration Center. Who's this calling?" >"Ello, I need a wank something good." >"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first." >"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane." >"Alright then and what type of porn would you be wanting today, Mr Smith?" >"cuckhold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst." >"Alright then. One moment please.....and you're all set, sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cuckold porn." >"Thank you sir, and God bless the King!" >"God bless him right. Cheerio!" >Race back home before the cuckold porn time runs out >enter front door >blood is everywhere >go into kitchen >mum is dead >beheaded by muslims
pretty accurate I'd say
>>214411087I say and do all of these things
kek
gemstone
this works btw
>>214411087>That ending
>>214411087>search for porn
LMAOOOOO
>>214411087how is england real?
>>214411320Kek if true
A classic.
>>214411087Stale but good pasta
>>214411087>"'scuse me mum, I...I need to have a go">head over to the computation machine>slam it hard with me fist>"OI TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"Maybe we're not that different after all.
>>214411320This guy seems even more hated than Macron over here, how'd he do it?
>>214411087Accurate desu
>>214411407Macron is at least memeworthy, Starmer is just a boring faggot
>>214411407it's genuinely incredible how fast and intensely he's made himself hated, It's worthy of study.
>>214411407>>214411466This desu>tories are shit>labour get in>manage to be even more shit in a short space of timeIt is quite impressive
>at least I Iet you wank freely
>>214411407He's done nothing. I don't understand what he has done to generate so much hate when the shit we had before was a constant in/out of corruption. He's useless but he's not done anything directly to be the cause of it.
>>214411583what are you on about? the online saftey act for one (yes I know the previous gov started it but labour support it)the fuel debacleconstant u-turnstaking all those freebies and essentially being some jeet's sugar babyshit economic policy, inflation is getting worsepacking migrants everywhere when he said he would "smash the gangs"I could go onyou're a fucking retard if you can't see how terrible he is
He’s hereHe’s Keir Get used to it
>>214411648>the fuel debacleexacerbated by the media. Boomers get too much freebies and the proposal was to create a means tested one where the elderly rich would not get free gibs from the government. Instead the media created such a fucking fury that your gran was going to die in the cold and they had to change it. It's also the issue that the left in the labour party are constantly sabotaging everything.>u turnslinked to the above. Media frenzy plus the left of the party who are inept>freebiesagreed, but that's all politicians. We need to crack down on that shit>shit economic policy, inflation getting worseand what should he do? When stuff is cut to save money, read above, the media screams out. When it's suggested we raise taxes on the wealthy the media screams out. Just look at the toff meltdown over private schools>migrantsI hate the hotels and them being there but where would you put them? Do what France did and chuck them out so they just roam the streets? It may surprise you but we literally cannot just bomb dinghies and shit coming over the sea. He is not personally bringing them over. It's an issue that needs serious attention but it's not a quick one. The only solution is diplomatic by getting their own countries to take them back. I don't think he's done a great job but I don't think anyone would have done anything different. This country has been on a downward spiral for a long time. Starmer is the latest holder of the poisoned chalice.
>>214411583Isn't doing nothing bad in itself? There's plenty to do.
>>214411865>where would you put them?...
>>214411557When the Tories fucked up the economy and flooded the country with migrants despite the Brexit, the people voted Labour based on their promises but they fucked it up even more and imported even more and even worse migrants. What makes you think the Nigel Farrage Party will be different?
>>214411922answer me instead of your meme answer. You can't just put them on planes because the other countries will turn the plane away. You can't keep them in hotels. You can't disperse them into the communities. We cannot dump them in a giant prison/concentration camp like /pol/ wishes. Ideally they would be detained and kept on some british overseas territory island under detention whilst their cases are reviewed or deported but even that is extremely expensive, time consuming and impractical. So again, where would you put them? The only way to get rid of them is to make sure they end up in their own countries and their own countries to take them back whilst working with countries like France to detain anyone trying to get here.
>>214411959Well they claim that they'll deport 6 million migrants and so on, and if the Tories and Labour didn't do it why would anyone vote for them again?
>>214412058>Mein Führer, no one wants our Jews>Mein Führer, Madagascar is a crackpot >...
>>214412058The Rwanda policy sounded stupid but it was actually working and Labour scrapped it.
such is life in the sharia controlled zone
>>214412058>You can't just put them on planes because the other countries will turn the plane awayWith these countries all being enormous shitholes, can't you just threaten to embargo them + cut whatever aids you're currently sending them if they're not willing to take back their refugees? I don't understand why this isn't done by any european country
>>214412058>We cannot dump them in a giant prison/concentration camp like /pol/ wisheswhy not? it only requires an empty field. give them a tent and put a fucking pile of bricks in there for them to build something better if they want. or take some old cruise ships, nothing wrong with that. only way out is when they voluntarily agree to go home. "it wont work" because of feels is pathetic. of course it can work, the only thing stopping any of this is the courts packed full of leftist judges all on board with the replacement agenda
>>214411865I feel bad for Keir, he is essentially getting the Obama treatment of being blamed for shit he didn't want. He's a career bureaucrat and he's trying to do what would be the most rational choice, but politics (and especially British political culture) is a bunch of people screaming in incomprehensible accents at each other. You guys chucked Labour at the first sight of the 08 recession, but electing the Conservatives was the deal with the devil - they've ain't done naught but rob the people blind.
>>214412172Was it actually working? All I remember were legal challenges, issues about Rwanda being unsafe and we had refugees from Rwanda trying to escape, wasted money and political corruption of us paying a dictator and human rights abuser. The average person will not care about this but international law does which is another issue. I believe the EU are looking at it as an option which is funny now. We will probably end up doing it again.>>214412306Non serious answer. No one would do this, not even Nige. >>214412325It's the curse of the centre. Fixing the mess, being slow about change, getting shit on for being slow, reactionary government comes in, makes a mess and the cycle continues.>>214412262No idea. I think the only country that can do a strong arm response like that is the US. No one else gives a shit.
>>214412325What is so rational about this censorship?
>>214411865> It may surprise you but we literally cannot just bomb dinghies and shit coming over the sea.why the fuck not? they’re literally trespassing
>>214412552Because unlike Israel, the UK doesn't want global reputational damage for shooting browns down for fun. You can get away with it. We couldn't.
>>214412459>Fixing the mess, being slow about change, getting shit on for being slow, reactionary government comes in, makes a mess and the cycle continues.Exactly. You guys don't have as strong an economy of we do to easily bounce back from it either. We had Reagan incompetence fixed by Clinton into a surplus destroyed by Bush in the lead up to 08 which Obama dragged us out of over 8 years and Trump then took credit for before wrecking the economy and bungling COVID (though not nearly as hypocritically as your wretched Johnson administration) and finally we had Biden who dragged us out of that and built a new industrial policy just to be shat on for being old or something by a senile spraytanned moron with an authoritarian streak
>>214412612>reputational damageYour country is a member of the UNSC. Have you been tricked into thinking negative tweets are real life?Your reputation could not be worse, anyway, not in my eyes
>>214412552britain still desperately has to appeal to the American left + the EU political establishment, both of whom would completely bar the UK from having any voice or sovereignty over their own borders if something like that were to happen
OI NOIGEL CAM 'ERESAYS YEW'VE USED UP ALL THE WANKIN' DATANO'H ONE BIT FOR ME TIP LEFT, BLIMEY FOOKIN CUNTOI'LL 'AVE YEW KNOUW YEW OUGHN'T'VE DONE THAT BLOODY 'ELLI BET THOSE IMMIS AT THE 'OTEL 'AVE UNLIMITED DATA
>>214412506This is part of the political game he has to play with boomers on the culture war, he is unfortunately trying to appeal to the families and older boomers on the center right to shore up his lack of support from the hardcore old guard leftists (even though he's an ex-Corbynite, he's had some small moderating influences and leftists hate any leftist that isn't their exact political ideology)>>214412552Unlike Israel, we don't have the shield of the Holocaust for committing genocide and wanton murder ourselves on innocent people. We can't just call people who call out that kind of blatant bloodthirstiness anti-Western or whatever you people fall back on nowadays as an excuse
>>214412506the censorship is an authoritarian overreach by the government. The online safety act is marketed as protecting kids but it's scope creep is disgusting but it's what is happening, or being planned, in most western countries. I've complained to my MP and got a generic response. It's useless anyway because the public support what they think is protecting the children. More infuriating is that people don't think it will be effective but they're happy to upload their driving licence to some chinese or american data harvester.
>>214412829> innocent people.surely people who cross multiple borders just to reach the coast of france have other options than zerg rushing the channel.
>blimey, 'arry, you got a loisens for all that porn?
>>214413011>Don't think it's effective>Still support itLol wtf
>>214413110the average British voter is a fucking idiot. Nothing new.
>brexit>sexitwhat's next innit
does Britain have a subculture of “off grid” people? i.e., usually outdoorsmen with no technology, no IDs, no records, etc.? i know America, Australia, and Canada have a lot, and the EU seems to have large concentrations of these types in places like France and Poland
>>214412612>better have gangs literally gang raping pre-teens than have reputational damageJesus tittyfucking christ
>>214413192No. Buildings/homes need to be registered with local government to make sure they meet minium requirements such as water, electricity. You can't rely on things like solar power because the weather is shit. If you want heating, you can't really just start fires and have to make sure what you're cutting down is on your property alone. You can grow your own food but again weather is shit, livestock has it's own laws for health and safety. You unironically need a fishing licence as well. It's impractical as fuck and you cannot get around no ID/records as you need them for basic things like opening a bank and we're heading towards being a cashless society very fast.
>>214413085People who reached the 108th country in the past surely had other options themselves. Refugees in Europe are nothing but the modern version of the medieval Jew. Pushed out onto marginal lands, hated for their identity, pulled between never being allowed to integrate and being forced to shed all of their history to integrate, accused of crimes with mobs in huge crowds to force them out. You talk from a position of current privilege, but 600 years ago your (or most other Ashkenazi Jew) ancestors would have been facing similar circumstances.
>>214413352>You can grow your own food but again weather is shitFuck off, Britain is a beautiful cornucopia for growing food. Green literally springs up out of the ground unprompted 24/7/365. We literally built our lawns and painstakingly grow them in our harsh and unforgiving climates to mimic what happens naturally in the UK.
>>214413352wild. where do all your schizo vets from Iraq or special forces guys go?
>>214412172>it was actually working300 million quid for rwanda to take 5 illegals (and we had to take 5 of theirs)yeah brilliant
>>214413454hotel serviceAbdulla Saar I am here to clean your room
If I were British, I would simply escape to the colonies
>>214413445If you want to live off nothing but potatoes sure. Farming is labour intensive, hard work and requires a lot of land which is incredibly expensive here. It's impractical to grow your own food and the weather is not predictable. This summer has been incredibly dry so a lot of the traditional harvest food farmers create is not there.>>214413454Back home? We don't have the insane GI Joe military culture you do.>t. dad was a soldier and grew up on Army camps all my life
>>214413531no i asked about the schizos. here all the schizo vets or ex cia guys become drunks or outdoorsmen
>>214413454they commit suicide. why? what do yours do?
>>214413610suicide, murder their wives, or >>214413599
>>214413539if i were israeli, i would simply flood the western economies with brown economic migrants
>>214411087the anglo menace must be destroyed at all cost
The cuckold bit ruined what would have been a good post. It’s such an overplayed bit on 4chan
>>214413216yeah why wouldn't a country want to be a global pariah where their products are boycotted, their citizens attacked, their leaders cannot leave their own countries due to arrest warrants...
>>214411407He lowered illegal immigration.
>>214413998no he didn't
>>214411865>people that pay taxes all their life shouldn't get £150 of fuel allowance
>>214414157They already received benefits from paying their taxes, it's called roads and the NHS and so on. They don't even pay for buses in London there, it's so fuckedYour boomers need to learn responsibility and how to pull themselves up by the bootstraps instead of seething at young people over gibs
>>214414157No they shouldn’t, especially if they can afford it. You cannot say it’ll be tough and people have to make sacrifices but only have it meaning younger working people. Otherwise why can’t exery tax payer claim it?
>>214412058>where would you put them?Uganda
>>214414410and what is Uganda getting in return? Because they will not be doing it out of the kindness of their own heart. >unclear number So literally nothing then?
