>>214433456
i saw hatsune miku works for the canadian government or some king of kino
I can see Venus and Jupiter from Alberta wow
Not sure why my dog shat on the rugShe went outside at 11pm. Maybe she was pissed off at not being allowed in my bed
>>214442091No one cares bruh
As iron sharpens iron, so one anon sharpens another.
>>214442091Please forgive dog
poop dog dog with the poop
Should I spend my sugar budget on a Dr pepper or wait till 11 and see if brotherberg brings home a chocolate bar?
dog are so cute :D
should i buy a dog
i got that dog in me
dogshit thread
No one answered my question? You fags are lame
what happens to MAGA when TACO dies
doggystyle or prone bone
Darude Sandstorm
>>214442573no one asked
>>214442604You get Diet MAGA with Vance or DeSantis
Are you here illegally?
>>214442750No senoor I'm from here o algo
>>214442750i was illegally at your mother’s house
For an average man in a Western context, the time, money, and effort required for a single act of sex vary by scenario. In a committed relationship, it takes ~1.5-3 hours (including relationship maintenance), costs ~$25-150 (factoring in shared expenses), and involves low-to-moderate physical and emotional effort. Casual dating requires ~6-13 hours (pursuit and dates), $60-350 (for dates, apps, and grooming), and moderate-to-high effort due to social navigation. Transactional sex takes ~1-2 hours, costs $150-600 (service fees and travel), and demands low effort, primarily logistical. These estimates assume a heterosexual adult with average income and social skills, with significant variations based on individual circumstances and location.
>>214442818>$350 for datesfuck kinda women are you going out with? my gf is a rich old money girl and i spent $25 on our first date. also, factoring grooming into dating is retarded, do you not normally groom yourself when not dating?
>>214442818Violent sex pest creepy chad gets it for free
>>214442885Does she get you expensive presents?
>>214442885I hate Normies like this.Big ego fuck.My brain goes bipolar and I want this guys family raped by an illegal Mexican
>>214442885That was the upper bound value, sir.
I’m like a little mouse, hobbling my pincers
Time to warm up my leftover pizza for breakfast :)
>>214442885who asked
about to smoke weed award
time to toil
Even the white people who work at weed stores hate jeets stealing the budtender jobs.
>>214443260my local weed store is mostly young whitesthere's an older black guy who seems like a key & peele character (in a pleasant way) and a younger black guy that seems fried 24/7 as well as a single transformer
>local weed store iskek that shit ain't legal here
well i wake up every morning with a hard-on cause i'm horny grab my cock and then get busy
>>214443288The reason hot white girls don't work at weed stores anymore is they get harassed by the jeets.So the tough white guys took the position.Like what the fuck.
I got a flat tire and had no triple a and a Mexican dude helped me and gave me a spare that just happened to fit my car
>>214443704Open borders with mexico because they are helpful and make tasty food or something
I got assaulted on may 18th 2025 and the police never gave a fuck.I lost my job because I got assaulted outside of the workplace.I lost my seasonal job of 6 years for getting assaulted outside of the workplace in my own parking lot.I almost got kidnapped.
PoliceIceCeE
I brought you into this world and I can take you out
>>214443753Fuck no, this guy wasn't an illegal or id have called ice on him. He spoke English and was a chicano
>>214442272Yeah I still give her pets and food >>214442320Adopt don't shop
I’m the chinesest (most chinese) person in the world.
>>214442818thank you computer, now run the calculations for an ugly broke truecel
The upside to being a perma-virgin is that sex will always be magical and special.
/cum/bums we made it>>214439351
Would you let a jewish woman harvest your semen (with her pussy) to create more jewish children?
wow am I gay
>>214444775Yes.
baby dog be like im puppy
>>214444677Kill yourself
I've never given trees a proper "Thank you" for creating beautiful crisp clean oxygen for us to breathe in every day.So, thank you trees.
>>214445080Don't forget to thank the algae in our ocean that produce even more oxygen than the trees
Found a really old money bill from my country (50s)its not really worth much but id like to get it framed, where does one go to frame small stuff ?
>>214445315Well if you were in America I'd tell you to go to Michael's, they have a framing department
>>214445340should i move to america and get a low income job? low income jobs in spain earn you about 10€/hour before taxes
i can't even pissthat's how pathetic i ami can't even piss when i want to
>>214445398You would be miserable, our minimum wage is not enough to live on
>>214445398You will be harassed by ice thinking you are a Mexican
>>214445408this nigga scared to pee
>>214445398poverty in espana is better than middle-class wageslavery in the states.
>>214445398you can move to north dakota and buy a house for 30k
>>214445448do you actually think the spanish minimum wage is>1300€ per month min wage>400-500€ rent if you dont live in a city, twice as much if you live in a major city>200€ or so in groceries alone because prizes skyrocketed in the past years>gas and electricity maybe another 200€/month (gas & diesel costs about 50% more than USA roughly and electricity tends to be more expensive too)
This morning I spit on the car of the guy that was making fun of me while I was incelwalking yesterday.
Anybody seen Malta
>>214445594Here's your house, bro
>>214445647I saw him walking out of your mother's bedroom
>>214445398>should i move to america and get a low income job?Thats retarded. I'm a low income fag that wishes he lived a comfy life in the mediterranean.
Robot archeologists will one day find these temple complexes scattered across the continent and conclude homo burgerensis followed a consumer cult
>>214445677The fuck were you doing at my mom's house
>>214445727>picParking is bad in big cities.
>>214445782>muh parking This wouldn't be a problem in a civilized society with adequate public transport
>>214445675put another 30k into it and it's fine
What can /cum/ tell me about San Jose, California?
miserablebut that's fine
>>214445810>muh muhPublic transport is communism tier
>>214445833SoullessHomeless people
Ziptied my foreskin shut and came handsfree through anal prostate stimulation. It is now taut and full like a water ballon.
>>214445846I shouldn't be forced to drive a car to get around.Driving is so dangerous
Communism is when you dont have a 500k medical bill from getting your fent leg amputated
deen or dunya?
junya watanabe on that REE (REE-eee)
>>214445905Dahyun and Taeyeon
peen or bunda
>>214445888yeah because they just amputate your head for not showing up to the factory that day
>>214443343It's sad when they go young like that
eternity may not even exist
>>214446042WHEN THEY GO????
>>214446026Under capitalism you dont even have a job because an indian with neuralink slave chips took it
i'm a genius o algo
hello
i don't concern myself with temporal things
>>214445888why are there no successful communist countries
god sent me here to punish you
>>214446221good if true
>>214441937
>>214445888Communism is when you have some money but the store is empty.
>>214445686grass is always greener in the other sideif you look at the income percentiles in spain and the ones in USA you could make some shocking discoveries2020: The average wage in Spain was €25k (29k USD)2020: The average wage in USA was 63k USD2020: The median wage in Spain was about €21k (24k USD)2020: The median in USA was 47k USD2020: USA, 48% of workers, nearly exactly half, made 50k or more in a year2024: Spain, 27,5% of workers made more than €30k a year (35k USD), with the vast majority of them making less than €60k (70K USD)2024: 7,78M spaniards declare less than €12k as their gross income in the whole year. Thats 16% of the population.If you look at the percentage of people working out of the total population you would find that only one third of the country's total population is working on the private sectors, the others are unemployed, in education, retired, or working on the private sector. So either through taxation or through family ties, 1/3 of the population must pay for the other 2/3 of the population.Sources:https://www.ine.es/en/prensa/ees_2020_en.pdfhttps://dqydj.com/2020-salary-percentile-calculator/https://www.bankinter.com/blog/finanzas-personales/cuantos-espanoles-ganan-mas-60000-euros-ano-distribucion-salarios
I'm not like themBut I can pretend
>>214446259Get his ass
I c>>214445398Low income life here generally is harder than in Europe, even though we have air conditioning and generally higher salaries.
>>214446259You're arguing with a self hating American don't botherThey will just bring up healthcare next
>>214446336we have the possibility of upward mobility even if most won't achieve itpoor europeans don't even have that
I have to bend over and spread my ass cheeks in front of a congressional hearing tomorrow
>>214446336the median wage is about twice in USA than in Spain while the cost of living gap isnt as big as that, the cost of general stuff in USA isnt twice that of spain for most stuff, so its worth living and working in USA rather than being a slave with an econobox car barely getting by in Spain
>>214446347Those people are so annoying. Funny thing about them is that if they lived anywhere else for a week they'd be begging to come back
>>214446473there's more to a good life than just moneybut spain is fucked lmao
I've seen much of the rest of the world. Even with all its problems I wouldn't choose to live anywhere but America
Every bad thing about America is worth the country's climate, annual sunshine, and low population density. I say this as someone who lived abroad for 5 years
>>214446518well id like to see you live without it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9_6Q_r8-eE
>>214446473Can you go live a baserri and heard sheep and get around on a motorbike
>>214446536rip Jeff Heineken
drinking covfefe
>>214446525sunshine is overrated, i like being able to actually be outside in a moderate weather rather than enjoying the "nice weather all year long" while being secluded to indoor place with AC and the inside of my car
>>214446563Just finished a cup meself
>>214446533there's more to a good life than water and bread as well, but that will satisfy our basic needs
>>214446567The US is the most climatically diverse country in the world. You can live in whatever clinate you like
>>214446595based. did you enjoy?
I’m fuckin gay so fast. I’m faster gay than anybody. That’s why I use Bengay: A topical analgesic heat rub for temporary relief from muscle and joint pain associated with arthritis, bruises, simple backaches, overuse, sprains, strains, and having gay sex.
I had to come in 2 hours early now I have 8 hours left and it's only 8 am>>214446621Quite so
>>214446556such a based guy he was
>>214446653True, great band to see live, have seen em 3 times.
I hate everything except water and juice
I need some youtube kino to watch
>>214446823MILK?
>>214446823why do you post here then/cum/ is neither water nor juice
>>214446841Don't like it raw but can use it in recipes just fine>>214446851I tried my own cum once and it was salty
>>214446839watchu like son?
>>214446870>don't like it rawWhy are you brown
Somebody say "milk"?
>Don't like it raw
>>214446902I am germanic stock blud
Raw, I'ma give it to ya with no triviaRaw like cocaine straight from Bolivia
>>214446941too big
>>214446941Have you guys tasted tit milk? It tastes a bit sweet but a little "bitter at the same time"
>>214447057no i was bottle-fed
>>214447040no such thing
>>214446963Then either you're childish or you've got some jew/asian jew admixture in you because drinking milk is as white as it gets
>>214447057My mom says the reason I don't like milk is because she gave me too much as kid. I don't know if that's true because all my brothers are fine
>>214447074no I mean as an adult
thy claim to be catholic but have no children. very suspicious
>>214447148amish and mormons are the ones who have lots of children
>>214447182Remember that weird cult where they couldnt have sex at all and new members came from adoption.
>>214447212The Finders?
I shaved so parentbergs don't cry about me not taking care of myself
>>214447182but the bible says sex needs to lead to procreation. which would either mean they never had sex (impossible) or they did have sex and always used birth control (supposedly a sin)
>>214447239maybe she has a barren womb or he's firing blanksbut you're probably right
>>214446870>I tried my own cum once and it was saltyI shot myself in the face once when a girl was jerking me off, we both had a chuckle.
>>214446640>working 6am to 4pmbro that is mega wagecuckery smdh
>>214447239>never had sex (impossible)
>>214447263he has a kid from another woman. hence, he's not firing blanks and if he is firing blanks, then that's a sin as well.>she has a barren wombthat has crossed my mind
>>214447331>if he is firing blanks, then that's a sin as well.gonna need a bible verse for that one chief
I think it would be cool to be like a sexy male witch and get tons of communist witch pussy.
>>214447357vasectomy is birth control
>>214447374>sexy male witchso a wizzard?
>>214447385what if he just has a narrow urethra
>>214447374I'm a wizard, but cumming depletes you of your vital essence
>>214447413but he has a kid
>>214447417this never goonsave it for someone
>>214447413if you had a narrow urethra you wouldn't be able to pee
>>214447408Yeah. Like a wizard who dresses like a homo. >>214447417But shooting loads rules
>>214447408>wizzard
>>214447481>But shooting loads rulesonly when you have a target
>>214447438well really there is no biblical basis against birth control unless you want to use onan spilling his seedbut they're catholic so yeah pretty weird
just gooned. russian girls are so attractive
>>214447510Like my own face? Bleeeggghhh
>>214447448>save it for someonenobody wants to have sex with me
>>214447212The Gay Community?
>>214447559No, like in a girls mouth or face or tits or ass or inside where it's nice and warm
Brown v. Board of Education
>>214447524not strictly biblical but the catholic church promulgates birth control is sinful. i presume if you're catholic, you're supposed to adhere to rules set by the church?
>>214447561have you tried looking?
>>214447057It's like sweet almond milk
>>214447616Pointless
>>214447654>>214447654Kind of but not really.>>214447660I don't think so
Where does poop go after you flush it
>>214447739into someone's mouth
>>214447536I goon almost exclusively to Slavic women
>>214447756
>>214447739
>on the shitter>very long-legged spider suddenly falls from the ceiling in front of me>climbs almost back up>falls again>scuttles across the floor into the hallway
>>214447584That’s a better idea
President Gavin Christopher Newsom
Is this true?
>>214447857>President Gayvin Jizztopher Poosomefix8d
>>214447912No, it's all propaganda.
>>214447912Yes. Reality has a liberal bias
>>214447912I love neoliberalism more than my own penis
>>214447819it's good for (You)
I'm a woman deal with it
Piss
I'm thirsty
>>214447811source?
>>214448015you are not have not been and never will be a woman
>>214448015Hate fags if we're being honest
>>214448015Love fags if we're being honest
I’m a leftist but I believe that all homos should die
Have you ever called a homosexual a faggot?
undergoing constant mental turmoil because my brain is defective
>I'm a leftistTo the gulag with you
>>214448165Yes, a few times back in middle school. I feel bad about it.
>>214448192dear reader
You ever called a white person a nigger? If they say they’re not black, tell them that doesn’t mean they’re not a nigger.
>>214448213Jason is a prime example
I’m a leftist who believes in nationalism, wants browns deported, supports strictly enforced mandatory gun ownership, and believe in a decentralized state
I'm homophobic but I have a few lesbian and gay friends.
>>214448243DIG THE FUCKING HOLE
My goal in life is to buy some rural property with a cave and then live mostly in the cave
>>214441937Mexicans of all kinds (especially salvadoreans) should be deported just for being short and ugly
>>214448268Do you wanna gay off with me?
>>214448243where the leftist part?
I love collage football
I don’t know I guess I’m like a democratic socialist or whatever. Who cares. Nothing’s gonna happen anyway.
I think one of the reason's why trannies sometimes look worse after surgery is that everyone has a balance of soft and hard features. Men have a greater preponderance of the latter, and women the former. But I'm pretty sure tranny surgeons attempt to soften all the features which is unnatural.
>>214448243>I’m a leftist>who believes in a decentralized state
>>214448297nah
>coffee is drunkYup it's poopy time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oJsOgPCI80has this idiot ever been posted on /ck/?I never checked out that board but I imagine it's full of shit like this
>>214448275Just put the fries in the bag, chuddie You can’t stop the National Socialist American Workers’ Party
>>214448333
>>214448320it's like men can't be women or something That's crazy
>>214448362Sharia law can
>>214448308>>214448333It’s called Anarchism, buddyWe need to get rid of the state and bring back good ol mob justice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9ds4xhz-xIY
https://youtu.be/_uu_izpVSEc!!!!!OFFICIAL THREAD THEME!!!!!
>>214448428>Anarchismtotal meme
>>214448354>I never checked out that board but I imagine it's full of shit like thisIts my main boardBut youtube cook threads get deleted 80% of the time
>>214448428>We need too roll back the stateOk Dave Smith
I’m gonna get my name down in history I’m going to be a revolutionary thinker and world leaderI will end all war, pestilence, and famine globally Just need to figure out how to do it
>>214448438Fun fact: The cute kawaii girl in that video now makes 2 hour long videos on why Ms. Rachel (a show to help toddlers develop their speech) is evil and bad because she isn'tanti-israel enough or is too anti-israel or something
ICE workers not showing their face is coward shit. If you are going to be part of the nazi party, own it.
>>214448450Your mother’s cunt is a total memeI’m gonna go back in time and burn Eridu to the ground
>>214448492You completely misunderstood the video if you think she was speaking against Ms. Rachel lmaoThe entire video was in support of her
>>214448501>nazi partyThe fact that you'd call enforcing the law "Nazi " is why they do it. Their opposition is unhinged and psycho and you just proved it
>If you are going to be part of the nazi party, own it.
>>214448501do you feel the same way about protestors, cartel members, illegals, people during COVID
Zoomers like Terrone made me a ZionistI love Israel and the Jewish people now
it was once a given that all men wore hats but JFK put a stop to that commie bunk and it was ringadingding for those bozos
>>214448530>he watched a 2 hour long video on ms rachellol
love cicadas so much bros
>>214448558The hat industry killed JFKHe might’ve lived if he wore a hat
Anyone who is claims they are anti-zionist are really pro Hamas and anti-semitic
Soon, my American brothers
>>214448567Most of the video is about the history of the Gazan conflict its commonalities with other genocides in history
truthnuke
I was supposed to be on Love Island and I made it through the first round of interviews but then I told them I was a virgin and they abruptly ended it
Got woken up by loons this morningI won’t stand for this act of Canadian imperialist aggression
>>214448608
>>214448598>Anti semiticThat word has no definition. If you say anything critical of Israeli policies this word is trumped out as a gotcha. It doesn't mean anything
>>214448617Healthy food isn't expensive
>>214448624>then I told them I was a virginwhy would you do that?
I’m an out loud and proud Islamophobe
>>214448617truth nuke implies this was some hidden truth, food deserts have been a known thing since the early 00s and everyone is aware of them but people unable to do anything about it in the US
I'm not afraid of islam like that other homo, i just don't like them
>>214448354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lft5yBw94cThis guy is just a troll
>>214448636>I'm just criticizing Israel>I love the Jews
bout to get so scunted and blunted
I don't like Israel or Jews but the obnoxious brown antisemitism has definitely made me more "sympathetic" I guess you could say
>>214448631being uneducated and ignorant is cool
Bros I know how we can salvage the left's image. One word.The woker.
asian girl said she hasn't dated in 7 years and that she would accept a western style date and we cuddled, with implied sex the next time we meet
I’m an anti-Semitic Zionist Hate Jews, love Israel and what they do
U-G-L-YYou ain't got no alibi You ugly!
gotta stop actin' a fool in public
>>214448732watching a 2 hour long video on current popular geopolitical topic #23283 by a girl who is know by the name "The Nostalgia Chick" is not an educationSorry to break it to you redditor
>>214448766cool fuck off normie
The term anti-semitic doesn't make any sense because Palestinians are semites too. Just as anti-israeli or something
>>214448794alright
>>214448777Trips of truth
>>214448542>>214448536They're deporting more than just criminals. Normal people, looking for better lives, are being taken away from their family.
>>214448674>>214448698denounce vishnu right now mother fucker
>>214448776Abcdefg you don’t want to fuck with meYo mama, yo daddy, yo bald headed granny
>>214448766go annd get saky saky
>>214448822Illegally immigrating is a crime in it of itself
>>214448822normal people dont illegally hop over international borders paco
>>214448822If you're here illegally you're a criminal. Trump won on this exact issue. It's over for them. They will be "deported" and never seen again and you can't do anything about it
Most people don't understand what is meant when it's said that the average person has poor reading comprehension. It doesn't just mean that someone has trouble understanding the meaning of specific words, though that can be part of it. It means that if you give someone some text to read and you ask them to identify the main argument of the text as well as the subordinate arguments and how they relate to each other, they simply can't do it. Most people struggle with this
Where's that old hag spinster at
>>214448845Not helping the destitute is a moral crime.
>>214448822So? Where in the constitution does it say foreigners can come here illegally as long as they're "looking for a better life?" Who the fuck on earth isn't looking for a better life? That doesn't mean you can just do whatever you want. Laws exist for a reason and actions have consequences. If you choose to come here illegally you choose to potentially be deported. End of story
>>214448732I never said that it was. In fact, I can find many flaws in the video. But misrepresenting someone's argument and then saying you don't care when you are corrected is a prime example of anti-intellectualism
>>214448870>>214448866The only people that support this deportation are racists. Don't tell me you are one of them?
eating pretzels and drinking dr pepper award
this has to be one of the worst /cum/ threads in the last several hours.
>>214448890This
Thought about getting drunk this morning but decided it wasn't good for me nor a good use of my time
>>214448916Why is it so active right now
>>214448923I'm proud of you. That was an extremely responsible and mature decision.
>>214448931west coast neets are awake
>>214448908Over 50% of the country supports it. You're on the wrong side of history. You need to finish seething about it so you can cope and move on
'scuse me ya old bag!
>>214448900Meant for >>214448781
>>214448931I was able to bait these retards. Nobody on 4chan legitimately talks like this.
>>214448951
>>214448900>But misrepresenting someone's argument and then saying you don't careI literally presented their argument as two separate and opposing arguments at the same time you retard mongYou eat shit for breakfast and believe that everybody else must love the taste of shit. Go watch a 2 hour long hasan video next faggot bitch
>>214448993I don't get it.
Where is Malta for Christs sake
>>214448951cute tetos
>>214449015South of Sicily.
I don't agree with Trump deporting Filipina nurses who embezzled money 25 years ago and long since had their case resolved
>>214449015fuck that libtard
NEW>>214449054
Please acknowledge my VPN alter ego or I will break down again...
>>214449013>I literally presented their argument as two separate and opposing arguments at the same timeNeither of which were correct
>>214449047foreign criminals have no place here
>>214449073are you gen z or gen alphathats the only way I would be able to understand why your reading comprehension is so bad
>>214449106That's not how the law works
>>214449135Tell me exactly how I'm wrongAlso, what you said is not " two separate and opposing arguments" because they both say that the videomaker is criticizing Ms. Rachel, which is what I pointed out originally
>>214449271The clear message of my post was that she creates excessively long video on topics that no normal person would ever care about. The fact that I gave two opposing topics for her video clearly framed that I did not actually watch it or care what it was actually about and was commenting on how pedantic somebody who was originally known as "the nostalgia chick" and played video games and watched movies for a living had become.You are fucking retarded and have awful reading comprehension if you genuinely believe I was making an argument about the source material.
>>214449530You said something that was literally incorrect, and I pointed this out. You don't have to start spazzing every time you are corrected
>>214449757>You said something that was literally incorrectWhen you state two things that are opposing you are all but certain to say something that is incorrect. Stop being obtuse you fat retard
>>214449800>state two things that are opposingAgain, you did not do this. You said the videomaker censures Ms. Rachel either because she is too anti-Israel or not anti-Israel enough. The conclusion of both of those is that Ms. Rachel is being censured. I pointed out that this is wrong in both cases
>>214449872>Again, you did not do this>Ms. Rachel either because she is too anti-Israel or not anti-Israel enoughSo you're telling me that both of those could be correct in any scenario? Can you even conceive of a hypothetical scenario where what I posted could be true
>>214449987You don't know the difference between main and subordinate arguments and are therefore too retarded to argue with. I'm closing this thread now. You really lost your aura of nonchalance by trying to defend your joke for so long
>>214450105Concession accepted, work on your reading comprehension you retarded zoomer