catman editiom
get on the bastarding beerget off the ride that is life
>'This country is not safe': Ex-asylum seeker has asked to be deported to Somalia from Nuneaton>Yusuf Ali Hamud arrived in the UK two decades ago to seek asylum, but after a criminal conviction for a serious assault, he was stripped of his right to work.
>>214449560
It's Teasday, innit.
>>214449597wwhy pupil so big? it poor baby?
>>214449605that tea looks divine
*turns on the Janman signal on the roof of /brit/*
Remember when the Sega logo jingle used to play on the mega drive and I'd say "so gaaay" cuz I was and still am a comedy grnius
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rapelad>rorke/leftypol>get them xxx>big brad>canslad>nonceposting>biomass>poo smells>mallardlad>poo seal>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradley>Paper round in Chernobyl>Autumnclue Quite the list isn't it
>>214449679sir kier is the only one i like
The british lower class deserve to be replaced, let's be honest.
>>214449592>deport me so I can avoid going to jailNot sure that's how it works
fucking love nerdsdunno what sort of forever chemicals yanks put in them but they're very moreish
need to change my underwear because its reaching critical levels of cockpong
>>214449679Where's cronem posting?Where's pearto posting?Where's VPN impersonator posting?Where's two niggas kissing posting?
Nobody will even care that white people went extinct in 100 years
>>214449728they hurt my tounge
Hanging outside of clubs at closing time hoping to get a lick of some sweaty disco minge YIM YUM
>>214449746Cor
There are a generation of young people now growing up with no opportunity for themNothing to latch onto. Nothing to smile about or build a family.And everything gets more and more out of reach including housing.
>>214449669>I'd say "so gaaay" cuz I was
>>214449728*pushes up cellotaped glasses*Thank you.
my newly purchased first home increased in value by 30k 2 months ago, but last month dropped by 3k in value
>>214449716New Labour Manifesto just dropped
>>214449716while I don't like povvo runts either they're still better than the average albanian or nigerian
Had a dream last night that I hooked up with this proper dirty sket from my home town. In real life this bitch is fat and has a visible pech fuzz moustache due to dark hair.In my dream she was just chubby and didn't have a moustache.Woke up right as I was starting to finger her and was about to stick my face in it.
>>214449771you the one on a main road
>>214449788Yeah not sure about that. Skin colour seems to be the only difference
/brit/
>>214449804Ye
mad how everything is fucked and sir queer bummer can't be fucked to do anything
>>214449771How do you check the value of your house?
really fancy a pear for some reason
>>214449837guess
>>214449771Sir Keir Starmer did that
>>214449837sell it
>>214449842samepear of tits aha
>>214449842
decided to go vegetarian
Had power nap
poo
>>214449862wahey
Sir Pear Starmer
Autumn is here, got the Barbour out the cupboard.
sir crippling energy drink addiction
Why is sir Keir Starmer posting so funny?Ni99a only needs to post "Sir Keir Starmer" and im in stitches
>>214449866feeling better?
>>214449893bravs built like a lesbian history teacher
>>214449910it was lit in 2024
You carry in your blood the holy inheritance of your fathers and forefathers. You do not know those who have vanished in endless ranks into the darkness of the past. But they all live in you and walk in your blood upon the earth that consumed them in battle and toil and in which their bodies have long decayed. Your blood is therefore something holy. In it your parents gave you not only a body, but your nature. To deny your blood is to deny yourself. No one can change it. But each decides to grow the good that one has inherited and suppress the bad. Each is also given will and courage. You do not have only the right, but also the duty to pass your blood on to your children, for you are a member of the chain of generations that reaches from the past into eternity, and this link of the chain that you represent must do its part so that the chain is never broken. But if your blood has traits that will make your children unhappy and burdens to the state, then you have the heroic duty to be the last. The blood is the carrier of life. You carry in it the secret of creation itself. Your blood is holy, for in it God’s will lives.
>>214449913Yeah actually. Haven't pooed in a while though
>>214449837zoopla
gary eats!gary eats!! >_<
For me it's applying the median dwelling price index for my capital city as published quarterly by the Australian Bureau of Statistics
do americans tip their post men?
>>214449955gary would hate you
yes i am going to put my ready meal pasta in the microwave for 4 minutes, yes i did do the same thing yesterday and yes i will be doing the same thing tomorrow
Janny isn't here get the slags posted
what the fuck
halfway through the week and done no work hehe
>>214450005haha based!
>>214449996lethimcook
>>214449996All me
i can habe cheezeburger?
Andm me
>>214449955mousey when he sees the gary Eats:hello gary Eatshello mousey !!would you like something to eat gary Eats ?oh yesits my penisas always ...lets Give it a blow !!
>>214450014working hard or hardly working (from home) ;)
How're you gonna rape a 60 year old man? What?
Humiliation ritual
>>214450005samegot loads i need to do before me holibobs on Friday but think ill miss the deadline and then just be stressing for a week hehe
Notme
>>214450044it was the fecking dog !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>214450036pooscromtingsdkjbfbsd
>>214450050no, he's just gay
>>214450036pooscreaming
>>214450044bizarre choice of photo
>>214450064kek
>feel bad>get a brew>feel betterHerbal medicine overpowered
>>214450036>lets Give it a blow !!
>>214450004ian huntley
The missisBuilt for BBC some might say
>>214450050Wish I were a gay old man with lots of money so I could dress like this
>>214449996Perfection takes time
which artist produced the best solo work after the beatles broke up?big q
Let me tell you about your country
>>214449996who is that pear?
>>214449984ktimchicken and bacon for me tonight, will be jazzing it up with the essential spices
>>214450146george harrison
>>214450146obviously John although George did some bangers
>>214450139
>>214450127what a ridiculous wig
>>214450139back left would have been a handsome bloke if he wasn't mentally ill
>>214450146Answer is Paul, anything else is contrarian
>>214450099epic troll xD
>>214450146ringo because of thomas the tank engine
>>214449917mickey on a mad one
>>214449984don't you ever get bored of them? Most of them really aren't nice either
>>214450146big Q was not in the beatles lad sorry
BIGBRITISHCHAPS
>>214450168get it dinged
>>214450196What's up clogwog?
>>214450229
chunky chips soon
has cami got her cock and arse out yet
>>214450273yeh loads
well said Joanne. We now go to leftypol and the tranny hivemind for their thoughts.
pear lad on mad one
Mad how George Lincoln Rockwell had a series of dreams where he saw Hitler every night in the late 1950s, and then one day had an epiphany where he could no longer hide his National Socialist views and felt he absolutely HAD to fight like it was the command of god.
>>214450203>>214450176>>214450178>>214450212what are the best examplars of this position?
>>214450036scnrajkbf
>>214450240Not much, didn't have work today, bored.You?
>>214450146https://youtube.com/watch?v=g5nzLQ63c9E
whys the pear got a face
>>214450289can i see?
>>214450291
eating pingles
>>214450314...nh
just filtered the country of Benin for no particular reason
>>214450127she's not bad in the videos desu
they should let the LegalEagleposter be a moderator
>>214450341I have outgrown this place. Such strange behaviour
>>214450304Paul has some good singles and wings, just the longevity completely mogs all the other beatles.
>>214450311can you post that image of you with the gun and your legs up
>>214450220i have no desires in life, its just miserable filler for my miserable stomach
>>214450311same but im neetdrinking diet coke rn
Just filtered gb
just searched brit to find the brit general...... and you won't believe what I saw
WHERE IS THE SSX TRICKY REMASTER FOR FUCK SAKE
Gary eats sex arse
so did trump have a stroke or what then?
stop spamming idiot cunts
>>214450383bloody pears all over the gaff
Missus made me a spicy sausage pasta and my farts are something rotten
>>214450404he's 6 feet under
>>214450316Am I JK Rowling? No so pick a better meme next time ditfc you odious little spastic
>>214450411gonna cry about it?
>>214450362Ok>>214450376I switched to caffeine and sugar free coke and it turns out I don't actually like coke. I just like the caffeine
>>214450404Leg amputated
>>214450341Same
getting bummed in as coincidence would have it, in the bum
>>214450433thought this was a white boy getting blacked from the thumbnail
>>214450430You posted it I didn't read it Simple as
>try to install new ceiling light>tons of fucking wires up there>none of them are the correct colour>forget which was which>new light is either on permanently or doesn’t turn on at alltried literally every wire combination wtf do I do, help me lads
Eating some beans as a pre dinner snack.I eat dinner quite late you see.DIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS YO!
>>214450433Kek. love it
Got 6 videos in my YouTube watch later playlist but no desire to watch them. Might be depressed haha
the last thing a big businessman sees
>>214450420save them for bed time :)
>>214450201No he wouldn't, he'd be a gawky weirdo
>>214450433I usually like the full fat stuff but am becoming fully fat myself haha better off with the diet stuff
>>214450484Thought that was Zak Efron in that wrestling movie
>>214450291>gay, autistic and trauma-experienced she has your back /brit/
>>214450420ever enter her anus with your spicy sausage?
>>214449592Why would he lose his right to work why wouldn’t he just be instantly deported, fucking state of this cunt reee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPE9ZX8Grzg
makes you think
they don't understand me
>>214449996shout out to all the pears
>>214450404He was in a Blackhawk crash coming in from the Alaska summit - the CIA, MI5 etc think it was Russia but have no evidence and don't want to start a global nuclear war and don't like him either, obviously.(whats left of) trump's corpse is currently being flown 24/7 on Air Force One and hooked up to a life support until J.D Vance can be sworn in.The "Trump" you're seeing in public right now is known by leakers as "Aron Nowitzky", a former Green Beret operative who is part of a program of veterans who are surgically altered to make the perfect body doubles. Chances are he is who you see in public most of the time anyway
>>214450557>commit a serious crime>punishment is he goes on the dole, at the taxpayers expense
The oneitis said hi to me at work today and I masturbated 4 times. Once in the toilets at work.
>>214450480I have way more than that. There is too much to watch on YouTube.
>>214450562>poland>99% whitehowling
>>214450562Nah not really, I've known this for donkey years
>>214450291Never actually read any of her opinions before, these are very tepid. Surely this can't be what people hate her for
>>214450582Was it a big blackhawk
>>214450562poles are constitutionally resentful
>>214450371maybe you would be less miserable if you stopped eating bland processed slop for every meal, just a thought
>>214450608Niggas still think it's 2014
>>214450516Yeah I'm just gonna keep with the sugar and caffeine free stuff to help me lower my coke consumption and eventually just quit it all.
>>214450484thought this was a scene from Spinal Tap from the thumbnail
How do I stop feeling devastated whenever someone doesn't like me lads
I want a wife and son lads
>>214450621>blandProcessed slop isn't blandIt's salty, cheesey, sweet, added msg, the works
yanks love the blackhawk
fizzy peach pineapple mango coconut lemon limeade
lol
Mad that
>It is significant that a Jew was the first to recognize the inadequacy of Americanization. Israel Zangwill published a play titled The Melting Pot in 1909. This gave the USA the metaphor for its future: a melting pot of every nationality and race that would form a new unified people. His call for an indiscriminate and homogenized mixture found its theoretical justification in the Declaration of Independence, which spoke of the equality of all people. It agreed not only with Zangwill’s view of the inadequacy of previous assimilation policies, but also for the secret wish of the Jews for a nationality soup without instinct that would not stand in the way of its path to world domination.>The population, however, did put one limitation on the melting pot thesis. Mixing with Blacks was out of the question. Even today 30 states have strict laws against intermarriage with Negroes. (Naturally, that has nothing to do with illegitimate relations between Blacks and Whites; the estimates are that 20,000 mixed-race children are born annually.) The Negro problem, indeed the racial problem in general, is viewed differently in the industrialized North than in the more agricultural South, which had drawn a sharp line for centuries between the Colored and Whites. The limited penetration of the Jews in the South can also be noted. The Jew has an interest in eliminating racial boundaries and therefore always makes common cause with the Blacks.Written by Robert Ley in 1942.
>>214450484when fine shyt wants to retvrn to the Middle Ages so badly that she adopts the look lmao lmao skull skull skull
there is no reason to live in this shitty world now. no reason to get excited. it’s all a big nothing
and you lot call us flagshaggers
>>214450733Kek they could at least make it believable this is just ridiculous
>>214450733she's lying
>>214450733no fucking clue why they've decided to lie like this
>>214450696kekthe little gimp dance at the end as well
>>214450680your tastebuds must be dead if you think a microwave pasta meal isn't bland
>>214450733they're afraid
>>214450679literally me
reckon i would piss myself if i was ever shagged up the arse
>>214450718Robert Ley was the most successful socialist of the 20th century
>>214450718not a pixel, go outside and have sex
rorke?
>>214450795it's hot when you make a bottom lose control and wee a bit
so this is rorke
Harvz
>>214450819lost count of how many arms I thought nigga had
>>214450819got a massive 10 inch hog like all the retarded people do
>>214450811how can south korea get away with making screens from American companies then
>>214450817The Uber mensch
business idea: st george flag doormatsleftypol and pakis would buy them en masse
I'm thirtyI'm flirty And I'm thriving
>>214450811*dissolves into dust like spiderman*
>>214450819Mad how his mom got pooed on
yeah shag my flag
>>214450795why would you be shagged up the arse? you gay?
>>214450695How is this physically possible
Rorke finally found love
>>214450817why was the flag folded into a little square
>>214450817this is nazimong but his USSR flag is stored away just in case he changes his mind
>>214450850poo jordan walked so poo seal could run
>>214450811*explodes*
>>214450819At least his mum loves him. Dwight is a piece of shit
>>214450871maybe to hide the swastika cos nigga's a pussy underneath it all
>>214450881Screaming
>>214450849
>>214450819ktim after 2 likes of k and some red stripe
>>214450733I don’t see why they think telling obvious lies will help them in any way at all
thinking about the AOI again
what exactly does it mean to "move like a benchod"?
>>214450819wonder is he capable of wanking
>>214450867she had a very hungry tumny
>>214450819big harv's going to do a poo on each of them later
>>214450806Thoughts on the latest WarStrike episode?
>>214450869Jealous of rorke. What a kween
>>214450871they come foldedyou're supposed to iron them
>>214450795I took MDMA recently and I was so relaxed that I fully pissed myself, like I didn’t even realise until I was fully covered in piss
>>214450867there was a man sitting under her eating the poo as it came out
>>214450932very goodwould love a translated copy of Emmanuel Todd's new book into english but there aren't any at the moment
>>214450913
>>214450966idgi
>>214450869
>>214450966Timmy moment
ive never done drugs or drank or smokedwas a bit sheltered and just never thought i could do itfeel like im special needs and less grown up :(
>>214450979
>>214450984HAHAAHAHHAHAA
>>214450984kek that stood out to me too. it's just classic Rorke!
just shaved my facial hair
>stocks down>toilberg furious at me for the work I did yesterday so I have to work deep into the night to fix it again>hair receding fast despite minox and finny, locking in the likelihood of me dying a virge>dadberg: we need to get an england flag to stick it to the wokemust be so bliss not having any actual problemschrist almighty
>>214450988I've never had sex
>>214450869Never thought sheboons were rorkes type
>>214450988Nip down the offie and buy a couple of cans of lager and a packet of fags- see what you're missing out on (or not)
Hello there my delicious friends.
>>214450981goated album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5mQfvx4k2w
>>214450988Same, I'm 32. I have never been drunk, done drugs, being abroad or gone to a party. Also never had sex or kissed a woman.
>>214451001what's set you off despy?
>>214450903Miss having a very low tolerance to K, although that said 2 lines might actually do me since my get spazzed amount is like 5 bumps
>>214451032
I'm not an incel. I'm self-partnered.
>>214450988ktimnot sheltered though, just didn't think drugs fags and alcohol was yummycoke is yummy so I used drink coke when I went out with my mates
>>214451037Wahey it's Staring Smiling Frog lad! Great to have you with us mate :)
leftypol asking chatgpt for it's preferred pronouns before asking it questions
>>214451053it's not me dunno why the pear poster is on a mad one I had my melty last night
>>214450988Alri Timmy
>Annonnu ayyu wanttu biggu burrakku kokku
>>214450966Corr what an ugly horrible cunt
>>214451074don't get it twisted she's still getting slammed
RBRS UP 25% SINCE MARCH
>>214451050
>>214451074This 6 year old story really mindraped you didn't it
This is what excellence looks like
>>214451053In his defence it'/s not him
>>214451070genuinely where do they get the confidence and why did she just stare at the camera instead of resisting
can we not have clogwog post here again please
>>214451115would
>>214449614the word pupil comes from latin pupilla which means a doll because people look small like a doll when you see them reflected in someone's eye. this is fucking retarded, did they not realise it's used for seeing? the russian word for it is much better because it roughly means "peep hole"
>>214451130Holland has D-A-M-S
>>214451144
>>214451142>why did she just stare at the camera instead of resistingThey enjoy it.
>>214451050clearly your choice to not do these things so whats the problem?
>>214451070Jeets are a different species I swear, absolutely unable to control themselves around women
>>214451142secretly wanks the jeet 3 incher
>>214451144He'll run out of webms soon don't worry
>>214450099>>214450127>bbc posting your own postsreeeetaaaard
>>214451211
>>214451211Strange video
Need chocolate milk
>>214451211that's gotta be a workout damn
>>214451231Fuck off newfag
>>214451245women are nice to look at
>>214451172You're from Gibraltar too? Or just on a VPN?
she'd get it
>>214451272no they're not idiot
Been watching videos of that chink lecturer all day, he sometimes makes sense but also says a lot of obviously wrong shite
>>214451288>>214451288>>214451288
>>214451272Indeed
>>214451278He's gotten so fat
how can you get this far in life without even drinking? Must be some kind of turbo shut-in
Nah I'm not moving to the newBye
>>214450968Yeah it seems interesting. But given how it talks about Jews it'll be censored.
