david bowie lord of the rings elf hair editiom
>editiom
>>214451312it has been the editiom for several threads nowI have changed the word to editiomyou are the first one to mention itthe word is editiom now
>>214451288So how come he was allowed to be a nazi and a child rapist but leftists, gays, and women still worship him?
>>214451362lefties and gays love child rapists more than they hate nazis
>>214451362because you like to imagine bad things in your bad mind
what the fucks going on in the ‘log lads
ah yes another 2 month british summer yes very nice
>>214451362well gays are literally all child rapists so
>>214451382Makes sense >>214451387What?>>214451399Don't think that's true
>>214451421um
How can anyone look at Adolf Hitler and think he was evil?
Trying to enjoy myself tonight but so far it isn't working ;_;
reddit's talking about you again lad
>>214451429>Don't think that's trueOh no, it isIt's how gays reproduce, you see
>>214451460!!
belter, thanks shahnawaz.
David Bowie was a modern druid. He channeled ancient Celtic spirits through his music.
I am a turboshutin and that is why I have never done drugs/smoked/drank. I was never invited to parties and never wanted to do them. Alcohol is gross, smoking is bad for you, and I don’t know where or how I would get drugs if I don’t know anybody. Milk and pastries are good and doesn’t cost your health.
>>214451461this is how niggas would look at you when you were opening a Wonka bar during the golden ticket promotion
>>214451461He's not going to shag you
>>214451288he had sex with mick jagger
>>214451362for the same reason they claim to hate bigotry and prejudice but campaign for mass immigration from the most bigoted and prejudiced cultures on the planet. they're dishonest, inconsistent, hypocrites
>>214451466>when anyone is that hateful over something so irrational I can only assume that they hate who they areHoly projection
>>214451466it really does upset me that they think they're attractiveto live your one life in complete ignorance is mental
>>214451461
>>214451503mick shagger
just printed 30 sheets of music but fucked the formatting and threw it all in the bin
>>214451482Being a shut in with no life is worse for your health Ever wonder where all the old incels are?They never make it to old age
>>214451513spaino on a vpn mad one
nice one spaki
>>214451288
>>214451466
well my name's dean and i'm here to say
Happy Birthday Sir Keir
>>214451473why've you got the holly wreath up
>>214451466>among the girlsscreaming they genuinely think them and their ilk are womenalways refer to themselves as gals too when ive never heard a woman call herself that outside of 90s american shows its so weird
>>214451555Shut up spaino
rorke?
>>214451479he's a rosicrucian
>>214451482How fat are you?
20+ year old in toil wore a minecraft hoodie in today
>>214451608i'm going to poo into your mouth
>>214451542I go for walks a lot and eat well so I’m fine. And I enjoy my hobbies which I can do inside with no other people so being a shutin is ideal for me.
>>214451648millennial crashout
Love art
>>214451704
>>214451669Underweight and somewhere under 50kg. A croissant is only 300cal max you can have two a day and still have room for biscuits as treats.
they always say that black people say aks instead of ask because it's an ancient form of the word but why do they also say ekspecially
>>214451677no you're not! no you're not! no you're not!
>>214451648Would Jesus forgive are Axel?
>>214451648this balding speccy freak wants to rehabilitate paedos because it's adjacent to catching the ball in dodgeball and getting your team mate back in
>>214451735pathetic scrawny runt
>>214451688You're setting yourself up for an early grave by not socializing
>>214451735>Underweight and somewhere under 50kghot
>>214451759scrmg
>>214451743it's an ancient form of the word
I hope he beat the shit out of her.
Options I see for Britain in the next few years:1. British Euromaidan - Nonstop Nationalist protests force the government to capitulate.2. Spain 1936 - Right-wing military uprising. I actually don't think this is that likely, unless the generals are secret rorkes.3. Autumn 1989 - mass protests result in the state crumbling by moral collapse.4. Yugoslavia / 1990s Russia - balkanisation and ethnic partitions.5. Tiananmen Square / Hungary 1956 - the state comes down HARD on nationalists, basically meaning either death or rebellion, leading to 6.6. Turner Diaries scenario
>>214451787She has a black kid btw
>>214451688dying a lonely virgin looks like a sad way to go but more power to you if that's your thing lad just don't go all turbo incel and murder anyone when you fully realise how bad your life is
>>214451787Why has this five year old tweet upset you so?
>>214451808yeah none of that is gonna happen rorke
>>2144518087. Get a clue
>>214451825Nah I’m straight but have no sex drive. I don’t want to get involved with anyone.
>>214451787weird whore
>>214451840190s lost the plot
>>214451808Have sex, have sex, have sex, have sex, have sex, and finally....oh yeah! Have sex
>>214451808You'll be posting about it here from your smelly bedroom no matter what happens
>>214451808Or, and get thisWe get Reform. They don’t have what it takes to fix this all but they do make things even worse We then get a soft left or right centrist The decline continues Rome didn’t fall in a day
The land it is the landlord's, the trader's is the sea, the ore the usurer's coffer fills, but what remains for me?
>>214451859epicabsolutely dunked on that racist spunktrumpet
>>214451840i find it quite funny because this board is trash but i don't understand who exactly he thinks he is pwning by doing this
what if nothing ever happened again?
*enters thread*
>>214451872people aren’t going to stop being mad about being replaced by bames if reform don’t do anything theyll probably get more mad that nobody is listening
>>214451872>>214451808Btw I think the long run is kind of like South Africa. Officially nobody is racist but everyone kind of sticks to their own inside gated communities with private security. You might even have a black friend who’s one of the good ones as it were and a multiracial government with quotas while the country falls apart around you
>>214451919wahey!
>>214451911An Australian said it first but sometime in the last five or six years he trooned out and now everyone must suffer the consequences
mental how alcohol is completely unenjoyable for me but it's opened up some degen pathway in my brain that can't be itched with booze anymore
a lot of people are quitting the internet and going back to real life
scared of doing the finger guns gesture in case a bullet comes out
The raped.
raping my own arse
>>214451927It’s too late. The bame takeover is baked in. Revolutions require young military aged men who believe in your cause. Most white young men speak Ebonics, listen to dril, have at least a few ethnic friends and insist they’re not racist, even if they are against illegal migration
>>214451983do the spider-man gesture instead
Is a 4/10 ethnic gf really too much to ask for
bro women fucking hate memight need a haircut or somethingmight need a complete transformation or something
>>214452049i would have sex with her and breed out my pure raceline
>>214451939If it ever gets to that point it's over.
The peng Indian lass sat in front of me on the bus home. Wonder if she'd let me munch her curry hole.
The amount you lot go on about rape maybe you're not so different from the indians after all (india is the rape capital of the world, (I think))
>>214451466who are they actually talking about >>214451638Makes me scream when I remember that all these posts are made by a bloke just some bloke who looks like a bloke whos dressed like a girl
ROARING>Inside world’s largest OAP sex market where grans romp with men decades youngerhttps://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/31542634/inside-the-gambia-rampant-open-sex-market-toyboys/
feeling a bit sensitive tonight x
>>214452097my arse is the rape capital of the world (i am doing all the raping)
>>214452092you should ask her next timegirls love confidence
I sometimes wonder whether we're in hell, lads.WW2 was a complete victory of evil over good. What has been done to us since 1945 is everything that the Axis fought against; racial mixing, capitalist and communist tyranny, ascendancy of jewish power, corruption of morality, the retreat of the White race.
>>214452158oh shut up you fat twat
>>214452171Rolled that freak down a hill
>>214452158It's this until you die
>>214452051Funny, I've not cut my hair in 3 or 4 months, when I used to buzz it every month, and I feel like I'm getting more looks from women. It's kind of long and greasy on the second day.Little bit different than the shaved back and sides haircut that all the men have these days
>>214452158you can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea
today I'm gonna drink wine even though I'm not allowed and masturbate to milf porn and incest ai roleplay
>>214452158have sex
it's a put up job!*puts you up my arse*
Sacked tranny finally snapped
>>214452243I'm doing the same after having short hair my whole lifeGoing for some mullet looking thing because apparently that's what gen z girls like (in my early twenties)I try to keep the sides short with my beard trimmerI have actually had multiple compliments from different girls thus far
>>214451808Most likely scenario: Oops! More immigrants
>>214452158It’s all very terrifying
After 13 years, this is my final post on /brit/. I left a while ago, and I need to tell you something I never thought I'd say: I don't miss it. At all. In fact, I feel better in ways I didn't even know were possible.This place doesn't just waste your time - it steals it. Hours, days, years lost to meaningless threads, recycled jokes, and arguments that go nowhere. You tell yourself you're here for the real talk, the uncensored truth, but most of what's left is either bots, schizos, or people so terminally online they've forgotten how to think like human beings.Worse than the time, though, is what it does to you. Without even realizing it, you start adopting its cynicism, its cruelty, its detachment. Things that would've once made you cringe - or better yet, feel something - just become more content to scroll past. You laugh at things you shouldn't. You dismiss things you should care about. You become a parody of yourself, all while convincing yourself you're the one who gets it.And for what? None of it matters. None of it ever mattered. The threads vanish. The insults are forgotten. The wars are just pixels on a screen. The only real, lasting thing is what you lose - your patience, your attention span, your ability to enjoy anything without irony.Without the addiction of /brit/, I've had the drive, time and energy to pursue things that make me actually feel good. I've got healthier. I've read books. I've engaged in my hobbies. All without feeling anchored to this website I deep down truly despise.I won't lie and say life outside is perfect. But it's quieter. Clearer. I can think without hearing this place's voice in my head. I can have normal conversations. I can like things again.If you're reading this and even part of you wants to leave - just leave. Just close the tab. You won't regret it.I shall not be monitoring this post. It either gets noticed or it doesn't.Goodbye, and good luck.
>>214452158>>214452328pussies
>>214452356I was in that lit thread too
>>214452356poo rape
Do you enjoy movies with female leads?
>>214452293>5nyo
crying my eyes out after being called a wankpuffin
>>214452386no i prefer men
New episode of Salad Fingers is up lads
>>214452386i don't enjoy females at all
>>214452386I liked sicario with emily blunt
just get a wfh job and move to devon dorset or cornwall reckon they’ve all got a decade left of being untouched by the horde
>>214452386yeah but those two look weird don't know why they do their make up to make them look like they have a face disease
>>214452158If you said any of this out loud irl people would think you were an actively psychotic schizophrenic
>>214452425boring as fuck. dennis villenue is so boring and gay
HOLIBOB HORROR as young TOT is burned to a CRISP trying to microwave his own SCRAN while neglectful DRUGGY parents ROMPED in other room
>>214452426Shut yo bitch ass up nikkuh
>>214452426it's nearly impossible to get one of those jobs now
fuck it. I'll lave 4chan for the rest of the year. Leave Tiktok too.
>>214452426cornwall is done mate
The Rt. Hon. Sir Peter Griffin MP
>>214452474why was fine last time i wentin 2020
wish I had a pizza
>>214452426they are everywhere saw an entire gaggle of them in a rural town in northern ireland of all places last weekend
We need to start wiping out undesirable bloodlines like the medieval times.See too many scummy mummys with raise kids to be feral antisocial rats and you can clearly see it's a generational thing
dr faucibring us vaccines
THE RIGHT HONOURABLE GARY GLITTER
>>214452496do you think they feel out of place or know they are unwelcome
good evening /brit/
Get me a fackin job please sar
>>214452492yeah it's got a lot worse in those 5 years
>>214452558Um, no, I don't think so
>>214452577nooo how bad is it :(
>>214452498this plus deporting browns what turn Britain into a utopia
Northern Ireland is the last bastion of hope for Europe against migrants.While it is a complete shit hole the foreigners are kept on a tight leash, you will never see black gangs causing mischief or grooming gangs because they'd get shot (especially in loyalist areas) Northern Ireland has it's own scumbags doing the same things the foreigners do but atleast the foreigners are kept in line
when did mousey become a paedophile?
>>214452548CHING CHONG IPHONE SAMSUNG
James Bond spy movie but medieval version.>The name's Arthur. King Arthur.Yeah?
Thoughts about tall women?
bitch i need some henny and a plan b
>>214452597really badnot quite london level, but it's well on the trajectorylots of africans been shipped in recently
>>214452247Well, our enemies want to kill all Whites. If Whites die, so does NS/Fascism, and human evolution will come to an end.>>214452328Indeed. I honestly don't know if we can win. At this point things are so far gone it will take decades of war to survive.>>214452443Most people are lemmings.
off to the gym wahey
now, off you fuck!
>>214452676terrible any muslims? i think they’re even worse
you're laughinghe's posting the pears, and you're laughing
Turn on the news they're about to announce trumps death from the white house
>>214452718yeah a fair few pushing around prams full of muslets
At what point do you reckon we will hit a crisis point in the UK when migrants have absolutely destroyed the economy and quality of life for all major cities and everyone is like "ha all joking aside now we have just fucked our country what do we do?"
How about this.>The name's Lancelot. Sir Lancelot.Yeah?
:-)
>>214452740fucks sake
>>214452751
trump just regenerated into billie piper on live tv!
>>214452754don't get this gimmick
>>214452728what channel is it on i can’t find it on bbc itv or sky
>>214452646I want her to eat me
>>214452693Needed a hair cut for like 2 months. was gonna book one today but cba. Dunno how people bother
*absolutely beats you all up*heh
>>214452751nothing ever happens
Can all the right wing groups like advance and reform etc just fuck off with all the infighting nonsense.Just make a "get them out" party and let us vote for that and forget all the other bollocks. Why do I have to listen or vote for that cunt Katie Hopkins or listen to Peterson's bullshit I just want the migrants OUT!
>>214452751think we’re at this point now but people don’t want to say itsurprised zoomers aren’t extremely racist having to grow up around them while being told they are evil and that bames are just as british as they are and are just as entitled to their country history and culture as they are
then there's a whale's ear bone because whales's ear bones aren't attached to anything so sometimes they wash up on the shoreindependet of the actual whale
>>214452799I see
WISH I HAD SOME BOOZE TO DRINK
>>214452871zoomers know they're just afraid of being cancelled or getting kicked out of uni etc
>>214452871Nah zoomers are very left wing, zoomers are 100% social media or "clout" focused and every single avenue towards those things is left leaning stuff
Extra noncey this evening isn't it
exercise my facial muscles by reading all /brit/ posts out loud with strong exaggerated facial expressions and vocal inflections!
>>214452844Good post.
>>214452906where are her tits?we need in investigation into this
did you have whites vs blacks/browns football at your school?
Absolutely fucking grim that my type is far left/goth/alternative chicks and I'm a massive racist with moral conviction.Sick of seeing spotty little gimps shagging them when I could shag them if I just say I love migrants
god rorke is a fucking boring bastard isn’t he
>>214452962yeah but we got the turk cause he hated blacks
>>214452927t. out of touch millenialeven ethnic zoomers are anti immigration chuds now
>>214452906like a mid hunter schafer
>>214452783gingernonce embeds child porn in his aislop for his nonce buddies
>>214452957
can't stand being autisticsick to death of it
>>214452992Literally no zoomer is right wing are you mad?
we should bin /brit/ off and start it fresh tomorrowproper snoozefest
>>214452996Extremely gay post
>>214452962no we only had 1 asian kid as the token non white in the whole school
Still to this day "Mouse Nonce" is the most vile nickname I have ever heard.
cut my fingy :(
>>214452996Can't really compare a real woman with a bloke pretending to be one can you?
Why don't you smile more often, anon?
>>214453001you're gross and also really really dumb
>>214453017half the fuckers here are gen z
how did you discover how to wank?
Eat that
>>214453082you are the raped
>>214453100custard is rank
>>214453080I wish women actually did this irlfucking hate filma
>>214453090l was brutally molested everyday one summer by a guy with downs syndrome
>>214452646she's lovely
>>214453100looks lovely x
>>214453122she's meant to be a prostitute in that film to be fair
>>214453090got my willy between my thighs and wiggled it
mans eating cake and custard (is that normal?)
>>2144530894chan autists are a miniscule section of the population, literally one gen z LGBTQ Reddit board has more people than the entirety of this board
is there anything better than that post shit feel ladsnever shagged a fanny me but reckon it comes close
>>214453090i used to lightly slap my willard back and forth between my thumb and forefinger because normal wanking was too overstimulating
how many pushups could you do right now?
you're my lover not my rival
um
>>214453192ktimeven when I figured out the proper way to wank I preferred whacking my willard back and forth for a few years
Wilhelm Reich was a Jewish psychologist who spoke of the need to destroy the patriarchy and male dominance of society through the technique of sexual liberation and the promotion of ths goddess archetype, as opposed to the patriarchal God the Father.
>>214453245>sexual liberation and the promotion of ths goddess archetypephwor
>>214451542>Ever wonder where all the old incels are?A window cleaner where I live is in his mid-80s, never married, doesn't have kids, no family iirc, yet he's still quite jolly and appears healthy. You never see the old incels because they're probably shut ins like young incels are, but they do exist out and about.
>>214453245bravepowerful
Turbomelty Somebody stinky needs a diaper change
>>214453223reckon i can do 50
>>2144532230, fucking state of me
Reich was born in the region of Galicia in Austria-Hungary (present day Lviv Oblast, Ukraine).
>>214453122They do
>>214453223about 15 before my arms give outthe state
>>214453223probably 50 at leasti'm quite light you see
>>214453281there’s something to what he’s saying though. loneliness and misery themselves are bad for your health and studies confirm this afaik
>>214453323no they dont be quiet
>>214453223zero. done my rotator cuff, you see
>>214453323no they don'ttheydon't
any gay man in?
>>214453319l've been learning about WW1 recently
Almost every night I have dreams about fighting and killing people. Wonder what my T levels look like
having a mental health crisis in my evil little incel bungalow on the morrisons export
Do you think I could get pussy by becoming a niche internet micro-celebrity?
>>214453362yeah you’re mum
>>214453336I don't think you can die of loneliness though, it's probably more that lonely people are more likely to do things that are less healthy like binge eating, drugs, drinking, smoking, that sort of thing, on top of self harm and whatnot as well.
>>214453362..yh
>>214453243ty anon i am glad i am not alone in this admission
women are evil, any questions?
>>214453395it will shorten your life
>>214453375probably really fricking high since you're always dreaming about fighting and killing people
>>214453362yea me
>>214453398gay boy>>214453413gay boy
>>214453403women aren't inherently evil, but by the forced nature of society, they are forced into hating most men
job interview tomorrow lads
any straight homosexuals in?
>>214453122>>214453146>>214453323>>214453337>>214453358
>>214453434have a few drinks before hand to relax
>>214453433wrong, not further questions
>>214451473get them paid, get them rated, get them tipped
>>214453395studies presumably account for all those things. lonely people have poorer health outcomes regardless
>>214453454yea also me
why do leftists love cities and despise the countryside?
>>214453457>never gonna have thisreally puts things into perspective doesn't itin my early 20s and my entire life has been predetermined for me already, so what's the point of even trying?
>>214453433man used to live in paradise. where he was one with nature. he lived off the bounty of the earth.woman was a gatherer. one day an evil serpent told her the power she could get from the forbidden fruit, the cereal grain. you see this fruit could be domesticated and grown into bread where man would not need to move around and could stay in one place. woman ate from it and man followedthus pandora’s box was opened, agriculture was invented, man was cast out of the garden forever and an agricultural settled existence. from which sprang plagues, slavery, social stratification, famines, warfare
>>214453519cos theyre bentnot enough yummy ethiopian cuisine
>>214453526>in my early 20s and my entire life has been predetermined for me already,KTIWM now I'm 30
>>214453526I have a perfect webm for you
>>214453526there is no point. it was over for us before we were even born
>>214453519>...
TOUCHING METOUCHING POO
the british countryside for a young person is objectively very boring
why shouldn't i just move to the gambia and become a (relative) millionaire
>>214453578why?
>>214453541shut up you poof
>>214453541Fact check: true
>>214453589nothing to do except some boring arse pubs for old people
>>214453565he would get me executed for wearing glasses despite me being a working class twat
>>214453554At least he saved himself the pain of realising it later in life
>>214453589nowt to do
>>214453603ah so you're a mong then. got it
>>214453520same vibes
Announcement on Trumps amputation soon
meal deal for tea, you?
>>214453223About 50, interesting how everyone is saying 50 but honestly what I'd get to.
>>214453603>>214453618what can a city offer you that a countryside town can't?(given the town is of reasonable size)
London is Babylon
Finally broke the habit of binge eating shit food
>>214453633it was his head amputatedthere was no change!! hahaha
>>214453613Yeah
>>214453653dunno what that means sounds mint
>>214453660scrmjbdflin
>>214453605Urbanite lies. Genuinely though half of the Cambodian genocide was a result of our extensive bombing and use of agent orange in Cambodia during the Vietnam war, the official death count of which is 0
>>214453657how to do this?
>>214453554what's this from
>>214453689you're wrong and perhaps gay
>>214453689ok mr chomsky
might release non-native species into the wild in the UK
>>214453751me with my pet somalis
business idea: wallets with a little surprise in them for pick pockets
>>214453751Me smuggling 50 baby raccoons into heathrow in my suitcase
>>214453777plenty of coons in the uk already
>>214453751me leading the anglo-saxon migration to albion
>>214453767you mean like sweets or a toy?
>enter /brit/ >308 postsmight as well kms then yeah
>>214453712>Never seen Skins Are you even English?
>>214453813no i’m scottish
>>214453672ayyy what's chris moltisanti doing
>>214453281Incel wasn't the right term but I was tired of specifying that poster's particularly antisocial predicament I bet he's had friends and socialized for his whole lifeThe idea that there are men who sit indoors all day and don't socialize ever then live into old age doesn't seem likely to me
>>214453801yeah..or a gift card to popeyes
>>214453777bring us some skunks, lad
>>214453827reported for impersonation
>>214453813Every stupid tart in my 6th form wanted to be Effy
HGAAAAAAAGETTHEFUCKINGNEWMADEEEEE
Let me roll it...Let me roll it... to you
>>214453963>>214453963
Automatic voter registration is going to be a fucking disaster for this country
>>214453827Bit weird that>>214453831He's Persian, ya daft cunt>>214453897She ruined an entire generation of girls...
>>214453647places to go and things to do. hard to see how you don’t know this but i guess you never leave your smelly bedroom
