sph edition
>2 September 1995, ITV debuts Raise the Roof. A game show hosted by Bob Holness where contestants compete to win a house worth up to £100,000. What would that get you now, a hovel in Liverpool or some shithole like that
are wennifer
*does a little dance*
>>214462268i live in a shithole in liverpool and houses on my grim estate are going from 350 grand
>>214462139Not really. It’s more deep than that and it goes back to the days when he started the EDL but you wouldn’t know about that. Probably didn’t even know who he was until Elon tweeted about him 5 minutes ago
>>214462294*dance mogs you*
>>214462233mmmhhh yeah my 6.5 inch bwc is not nearly big enough for you x
If I see a woman dancing in front of a camera I don't get an ummy, I get the man-ick
>wait wait wait wait you’re telling me something was CHEAPER 30 years ago??? My mind is blown I swear
>>214462268>house worth up to £100,000Enjoy your little cottage in Sunderlandhttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/165686963
>heres your pint rorke, that'll be £7.30
>>214462268I looked it up on YT, they got - for example - a fucking cottage in the Cotswolds
cringing at myself
>>214462294*knockout games you*
>>214462425Unbelievable these
>>214462427who the fuck is "we" you smelly yank retard
>>214462321well enlighten me thendid the jews pay him to support israel but then told UK jews to condemn him?
>>214462402>and after I drink this how about I end the night with a pint-sized aryan nordic beauty in my bed haha ;-)
>>214462374would unironically love to live in a little house like this if it wasn't in fucking sunderland
Why is the country so bad now
>>214462511Atheism
>>214462402>y-you too
>>214462460The AmeriGOD empire. Glad WE are focusing on OUR side of the world.
Think we're in behavioural sink situation these days lads
watching Gay Porn™
Under 16s to be banned from energy drinks
Mad how <something that isn't actually mad at all>
>>214462233How big must your cock be for British girls to respect it.
middle class>marks and spencer>waterstones>pretwhat are the working class alternatives?
>>214462587>primark>???>greggs
>>2144625735 inches
i couldn't live in a place like this
>>214462570mental innit
>>214462604WHSmith
>>214462630I'm sure you could since you never leave your bedroom
>>214462625How big was the guy in the picture they were mocking?
>>214462653mogs me for sure!
>>214462604>>214462639Why are we pretending working class people read?
>>214462645Wow I havent heard that one before One of /brit/s leading minds so you are
>>214462558All the supermarkets enforce a voluntary ban on sales to under-16s anyway so this will only affect the paki shops.
>>214462666*blushes*
Isle of man looks nice
>>214462692im suprised how nice jersey looks despite its insane population density
I wouldn't live anywhere else.
>>214462327>>214462294WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEEY
I am a CHUDthat's it.
>>214462759foxy grandpa bussin it down
>>214462782no surprise with the way women are these days
>>214462759fella's cuttin a damn rug
Raining pretty fucking hard today lads
Spiders can feel fear can't they? I tried killing one and it tried to hide but I managed to kill it in the end
>>214462942summer is overfeels good
>>214462989Why kill it? It's no harm to you and killing it provides no benefit whatsoever.
>>214462989cunt I hope you get hit by a lorry
Catberg shit on my bedroom floor when I was at work and I accidentally stepped in it
>>214463039peace of mind, something you're not familiar with
>>214463107lmao you're scared of harmless bugs absolute state of you you're like a little woman
Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
Pray tell, what is the meaning of a "fancy woke filling"?
>wearing linen in the rainy british autumn
>>214463172>fancy woke fillings
Why is his head so big though?
the germans were right
>>214463172sliced niggerham on tranny ciabatta
>>214463194umm
>>214463198What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
>>214463197
>>214463194no brians
>>214463185i see you have yet to gain that clue I mentioned.
>>214463142>you're like a little womansomething employed tranny will never be
>>214463172avocado
Does this archetype exist in your country?
>>214463287yes it's 90% of the posters here at this time
>>214463287that's rorke
>half ten means 9:30 in Sweden>half ten means 10:30 in Britden
>>214463287our country was built by such men
>>214463297>>214463304this is 55% of Sverigetråden
Farage thinks he can renegotiate the Good Friday Agreement
>>214463341i was actually wrong90% of posters here are functional alcoholicsyou just need to come here at 3pm on a weekday and someone will be announcing that they're getting drunk
wahey
>>214463354projection
>>214463161
>>214463374not even truei'm open about my alcoholism
>>214463185
reform voters love a ham and mustard eating kneegrow
>>214463398
Mental how a decade of my life is recorded on 4chan.
>>214463368>>214463415you really are pathetic heatherpaedo. maybe post it some more, zledy will come back and make some less dogshit posts
i'm a little soyboy short and stout
>>214463108STYPID ZOOMERS AND THEIR BAGGY JEANS
>>214463472
>>214463472hopefully the end of it will be recorded soon
>>214463470i dress like this in the winter
>>214463161Unironically based, love wearing jeans, jumpers and a nice jacket.
>>214463502food geek
Do brits watch Downtown Abbey? I ended up watching it and it's pretty good. Obviously made for women though.
>>214463172>vey put boodeh trans rights in me butty!
>>214463514nigga
>>214463527
>>214463518my mum liked it, doubt the 4chan demographic cares about it much thoughalso>downtown abbey
>>214463518my mum used to binge watch it about 15 years ago
>>214463474how many combined views do you think blacked has? 10 billion? 100 billion?
>>214462233
>>214463527wagwan
>>214463554the raped
>>214463556asg
Brown women showing an interest in me is an affront to my humanity. Of course it's happened a few times in my life. I was polite in my rejections, but perhaps I should have been less polite. Who do these creatures from Hades think they are talking to a white man? They should know their place.
is sverigetraden similar to /brit/?
Think you guys should appreciate how open I am with you. I always tell you what's going on in my life. I like to stay connected with my fanbase.
>>214463605you should livestream your next suicide attempt for us
>>214463605A hundred years ago I think you would still be a man. In fact there would have been no other way. It would have either been that or suicide.
sick day for me lads
just caught and killed a pesky little mouse
>Church pulled Philip’s body from the mud, describing him as “a doleful, great, naked, dirty beast.” Saying that Philip had caused many an Englishman’s body to lie unburied, Church called upon a native to behead and quarter Philip. Each section of Philip’s body was hung from a tree. Historian Henry Dexter reminds us that some believed Philip was a traitor to King Charles II and that he should be treated as such under English law. This law, barbaric by modern standards, lasted in England until 1790. It included being hung by the neck and cut down alive, having the entrails cut out and burned while still alive, being beheaded, and then having the body cut into four quarters. Dexter added that the colonies were simply part of the mother country, which had (less than twenty years before) disinterred Oliver Cromwell, hung his decayed remains, and stuck his head on a pole on the top of Westminister Hall fronting the palace yard. Philip’s head was carried to Plymouth and set on a pole on August 17, where it remained for a generation.
>>214463652>How long has she been living with him?Since last September. 12 months. She's only left the sofa about eight times.
>>214463595I don't know how to reply to this>>214463602after hours /brit/ is quite similar to sverigetråden. /svt/ has a unique blend of reform-style politics, animefaggots, mentally transvestites, 2nd immigrants laughing at suedis, autismos, a fennoswede, and pissluffers
>>214463595send em my way playboy
>>214463651carl of swindon, rorke's hero
>>214463670How does she piss and shit?He carries a bucket of sudsy water to her.
>>214463605I actually do appreciate your presence
>>214463671this current thread is representative of late night /brit/everyone left hours ago because we have two deeply unwell cuckspammers (one has just returned)
>>214463695*isn't representative
>>214463689
I am proud to declare that I have never – and will never – have sexual relations with a non-white womanDisgusting subhuman beasts. They want to steal white genes in order to upgrade their offspring. Fuck off!
>>214463671do you have a resident cuckspammer?
>>214463667u wot
>>214463671You better get your act together quickly, Swedish boy. Recognise the brown and yellow menace or suffer the consequences.
>>214463605>my fanbase>>214463620
>>214463733yes, there is a polishanon who constantly posts cuck stuff
>>214463755in a similar way to our cuckspammer?
>>214463657massivebags
>>214463765I don't think so. he usually posts tinder stuff
>>214463783yeah we have one who does the same thing except he larps that he's making a black man tinder account
>>214463783this is their full time job, they do this all day everydayhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/katy/country/gb%7C%7Cbe/page/1/
>>214463535>>214463541Heh that checks out, obviously targeted at moms.Still it's refreshing to see an all-White cast and barely any woke shit.
Today's Swedish word: knegit means drudgery, graft, work.a knegare is one who does kneg. >>214463794that is exactly what the polish flag does.
>[Deleted]spam reporting violating us law with the botnet actually seems to wake janny up
>>214463830we really do need to just incinerate all cuckposters
>>214463830sounds like you've just stolen our word toilwe have a very good former-svt poster that says you've stolen a few of our gimmicks over the years
knegberg just called
Getting sick of being a fat cunt desu
>>214463851bet swedes just camp herethey're gonna have their own biomass gimmick soon
>>214463800>>214463847yes.I would also like to incinerate the sissy poster in sverigetråden>>214463851no, it is an actual Swedish word>>214463859trälberg*
fuck it all
>>214463864it's time for the gymkneg
>>214463883
any of you lads been on a date before
>>214463605You are a constant in my life. Like a lighthouse guiding a ship in rough seas to the safety of the harbour x
>>214463926no
>>214463939same
do you also have retards walking forward on camera in /brit/?
PICK SOMETHING UP AND PUT IT IN YOUR POCKETROB A HINDUYOU GOT A DREAM? GO GET IT USA USA USA
>>214463939>>214463947You 2 should link up :3
>>214463926yes but it wasn't officially a 'date'it was a meetup but it had the hallmarks of a date
>>214463926a fewi went on a few dates with a jewish-american girl who was here on fulbright. was fucking grim considering it was around christmas. she wanted to go to weird jewish shops but i just wanted to get pissed up on the mulled wine at the christmas market
>>214463926would you believe me if I said I was married?
>>214463957already got meslef
>>214463959did you have sex with him?
>>214463605is this your blog?
>>214463972nobut i wouldn't not believe it
>>214463985hershe gave me a hug at the end of itnever saw her again
>>214464000not a date
>>214463979>self partneredIn Sweden, we call this "sv ho" behaviour.I would recommend introducing "brit ho" or something similar to explain this phenomenon
>>214464000he didn't even wank you off in the toilets? bit rude
>>214464009are you the academie date?
I like the idea of getting married but I think I would sperg out at my own wedding Too much attention
>>214464027hug not a kiss? come on
>>214464027is it true that all of sverigetraden watches forsen
brazilian girls rule the world
>>214464032I think you are overthinking it. If you are too alone, you tend to overthink things
>>214464043looks like micheal jackson here
>>214464040no, most go to twitch to find female streamers to troll or chat with
Saudi girlsBeautiful?I think so
>>214464043she isn't even brapzilian
>>214464063CWLTSHC
>>214464081shut the hell up
>>214464094also she's Jewish lmao
Does /brit/ have it's own official album?Here is Sverigetråden's official album https://vocaroo.com/14cd4kUAc0G6
Rorke unable to fall asleep so he /brit/posts until brainberg holds the power button to force a shutdown
>>214464063wish they weren't all dressed up in ninja clothes
any of you guys have long hair and sometimes get a hair stuck inbetween your cock head and foreskin, that shit is horrible and hurts
>>214464098no we are far too lazy to make our own things. most posts here are things lifted from reddit or twitter or just various dogshit zingersclosest we have to an album is when the cuckposter posts his bizarre ai music
>>214464098can't understand a word you daft cunt
>>214464094total new-worlder victory
>>214463800>4046 results found
>>214464098no but we have some songshttps://vocaroo.com/1ckYXkxhK2CH
I LOVE TITS
>>214464120it wasn't six million btw
>>214464137Those mamma jammas........awooga......
Africa>only continent that's never had an Olympics>only continent that has no Formula 1 races>only continent that has never hosted Miss Universe>only has ever had one (ONE) world cupthe world hates the black man
>>214464129Don't compare Biomass States of America to Prettyzilia
>>214463871dont know if biomass originated here or was spread here but i have seen it elsewhere before
>>214464127Swedish is very easy to understand for britbongoloids. There are english text songs if you fast forward
>>214464135p sc i a n f
>>214464151Just poor and not stable to host such massive commercial event
>>214464152Have you taken a look at your countrymen as of late, shithead?
>>214464151if only
>>214462233I would run towards them like they were a group of pigeons (of course i would expect them to fly away)
ouuu i want to be a girloouuuuuubut i never will be
finally finished GTA III 100%. it only took like 23 years lmao
good night britsleep goodwe sees tomorrow
>>214464135could literally be on the radio with different lyrics
>>214464160do you like bladey over there
>>214464169I don't lump us in with Prettyzilians do I?
>>214464184How about reading a bloody BOOK
insane really, starting to genuinely think zledy was right about the irish
>>214464184Good job mate, have sex now
>>214464185good night swedelad <3
>>214464198Barbied that shrimp
got nothing against blacks as individuals
im a retard
>>214464196see what i meanjewish
don't kid yourself none of your "gimmicks" (ie boring off topic spam) are original they're all aped from twitter
>>214464196This beautiful lady is my wife
>>214464220
>>214464200your cock is really small like even smaller than ziedbelg's which is crazy honestly explains a lot about your personality
>>214464184>people wasted: 1330>not 1337complete missed opportunity
>>214464184never 100% completed gta v because there's like 4x as many hidden item missions fucking hate that shite
>>214464238why do you insist on giving it attention
elon musk keeps boosting steve laws tweets and i keep seeing them despite having both elon musk and steve laws blocked.
>>214464237thought you stopped avatarfagging as this old woman? did you forget you said that yesterday, did you lie, or are you unable to resist the intrusive thoughts that tell you to spam about dead children you want to molest?
>>214464220ktim
any you girls watched the vvitch?
>>214464251why not
>>214464237the raped (you)
glinner really having his big moment here
>>214464198fuck off Ruby>>214464202I will NEVER have sex>>214464243sorry>>214464244I won't bother with gta v. so far I've 100%'d GTA IV & GTA III. I'm on to GTA Vice City now. Wish me luck
>>214464257if i stop will you stop bullying me?
>>214464279i respect your commitment to gaming
>>214464040Nobody in sverigetraden watches forsen.
>>214464252>steve lawsmeth addicted dysgenic freak>muskovitzketamine addicted dysgenic freak
>>214464221brazilian protestants wear star of david necklaces
>>214464287yes don't post in this thread for two weeks and i will never bully you again
>>214464297thanks king! stay GOAT'd
>>214464274because you double the amount of irrelevant shite in the thread and make everyone hate canadian flags
get the gf 'tex'd
>>214464307felt like he was gone for a quite a bit longer than that
How long can you lads stay awake when pulling all-nighters
>>214464314fair enough
>>214464324i get to about 10-11 am then i completely crash out
>>214464315wud rape
>>214464307the agreement was i dont post pictures of jennifer sullivan hubbard and you dont bully me
mumberg been hooting and hollering about seeing a chiropractor that opened up shop some time this summerhow do I get her off it lads
>>214464324all night usually
>>214464315YESYESYES PLEASE MORE MORE
>>214464324all nighters are rough around 18-24 hour mark then after that your body seems to forget it hasn't slept and you're fine for the rest of the day
>>214464315who is she x
>>214464323youre correct in your assertion
>>214464323he wasn't >>214464337nope don't post at all
how many posts do you reckon you've made in /brit/ over your long and storied career?me? well into the ten-thousands I'd say
>>214464338why would you do that?
>>214464348my victim >:)
>>214464347thisthe only difference is i have to sleep like 12 hours afterwards
>>214464370this is my first post :)
quick cs2 game before bed
>>214464366you're such a pseud mong lmfao
>>214464371crock of yank shite innit
>>214464335thanks for the info fella>>214464345mkay>>214464348dont know x
>>214464382post your forearm (i know youre nonwhite)
>>214464397doesn't change that you're a retard who uses big words to try and sound smart lol
>>214464395corr
>>214464384then it won't do her any harmcome on, let her get touched a bit
randy gardner holds the record for staying awake for 11 days>On the eleventh day, when he was asked to subtract seven repeatedly, starting with 100, he stopped at 65. When asked why he had stopped, he replied that he had forgotten what he was doing
dtfic are you actually a paki or chink wtf i feel betrayed
>>214464348>>214464395kitty vex
>>214464395WANT O LICK HER PVC
>>214464420im whatever you want me to be baby
don't mind despy when he's winding up other freaksnot a fan when he's having his own meltdownsalso I swear he doesn't sleep
>>214464370i'd guess maybe 5 per day on average including my break periodsx11 years x 365 daysgood god
>>214464442got a team on round the clock
>>214464415>then it won't do her any harmlad im fairly sure chiropractic has caused blood clots in peoples' brains and thatwhich would kill her
listening to teenage dirtbag (wheatus)I am 36 years old
quite fancy a lovely nice wank but i swore off wanking for all eternity a couple days agoquite the conundrum
>>214464474he'll stretch her out and crack a few jointsshe'll feel better afterwards
let's see2 years x 365 days per years x 16 hours per day x 60 minutes per hour = >700k posts
>>214464442who's despy
Never mind your beard, where’ve you been for three days?
yea im getting some cans IPA of course
>>214464501have to say, I'm not the biggest fan of how you've worded this post seeing as it's in relation to my dear 60-something year old mother
>>214464490Just have sex with your girlfriend then. You do have one, right?
>>214464526he'll make her feel 20 years younger :)
>>214464548
>>214464479Are you putting Alien Ant Farm on afterwards?
>>214464501thats what they said about the rack
>>214464525most people in the pacific northwest are mutts
THE BIRTH OF HINDU NATIONALISM
>>214464573that I am, after giving the old offspring CD a ruddy good seeing to
Got some Monkey Shoulder so i don't bash in my Glenfiddich all in one go.Nicer than i expected it to be.
>>214463363I could shoot higher.
>>214464490>i swore off wanking for all eternity a couple days agowhy would you do that?
>>214464617>a ruddy good seeing toyour cock's small enough to fit though the ring?
>>214464427good man
>>214464617I'll leave you to itI've got some Kitchens of Distinction on myself
>brush teeth>hungryfucks sake
>>214464644She's got them cousin fucker eyes.
Bruh
>>214464644getting claustrophobia just looking at this
>>214464662shes russian>>214464679why?
>>214464679you should watch buried with ryan reynolds :)
sir deep state
>>214464639>your cock's small enough to fit though the ring?aye
>>214464724>>214464724>>214464724>>214464724
Someone fitted all the whole main road in my town with union flagsHappy to see they were all the correct way around
>>214464377You're going to jail for this, nigga
