Anglo edition
Ozempic smells
screamnig
I miss the days when int was a 15 /brit/ thread board... Feels like only yesterday
how can ytppo compete
>>214470591>Ozempic vagina is here!what I say when rorke enters the room
me and my gf
ChatGPT down... That's me doing no work today then
got the old 'zempic fanny x
nth for the gyaldem
>>214470590not British is sheGreta's a pure Swedish harebell
Going on a first date to a pub quiz next week and I'm starting to think I've made a terrible mistakeNot exactly conducive to getting to know each other and I might be exposed as a thicko
>>214470660Christ
https://x.com/I_amMukhtar/status/1962973428987855041Leftypol rumbled by Rorke's Dad
have never seen an Ozempic vaginaor any other sort for that matter
Just did a morally wrong action regarding 4chan ethics
>>214470660Are you a boomer lol
>>214470680didnt post a little horse cartoon did youbloody hope not
>>214470658No woman over the age of 16 is a virgin in carl xvi gustaf's kingdom of sweden
>>214470591all of these ozempic problems aren't even directly caused by the drug itself, it's just mongs who destroy their appetite and literally stop eating, they still eat utter slop but they just eat far lessimagine what would happen to your body if you just ate a packet of crisps a day
>>214470644working for me
>>214470668NOSE
honestly hope these weightloss jabs have some horrible side effects in a few years time doesn't feel fair that fatties just get to skip the hard work now that being said I know they've tested it to high he'll before consumer use so it probably won't happen
>xitter linkFOYTOBRC
have the Ozempic willard mepubic fat is gone so it's effectively longer
my dastardly plan is coming together lads>ordered ket online>bought some beer>tell team i will be wfh today>finish all of today's work yesterday>say i have a dr's appointment when the only meeting of the day is onlooks like it's a day of being monged out playing games for me
found out about these lads who lived in patagonia and they were so well adapted to the cold that they could sleep naked outside year round
>>214470703it's noting down this emotional abuse for when the culling comes
everyone has a high paying comfy wfh job but me apparently
good morning
>>214470655since when did they all get fat?
>>214470693No, what makes you say that?
>>214470733>ordered ket onlinenot legal is itunless you're an eastern european man ordering a cat
>>214470750I have a low paying comfy job.
>>214470733wish I could go back to doing things like this
>>214470758jestem Polakiem
off to bed
>>214470750I have a very averagely paying wfh job that is sometimes stressful tbf
>>214470766what's stopping you
>>214470755Taking a girl to a pub quiz? Maybe you’re a farmer or something
we dem boyz
>>214470777he's back. night lad, sleep tight x
need to furnish my flat because a friend is visiting in three weeks. have just been sleeping on a mattress on the floor for the past several months since moving in and living out of boxes and travel bags like an animal is ikea still the obvious go-to? I've heard it got kinda pricey.
>>214470797Nah it was one of her prompts on hinge
>>214470793girlfriend, job i have to attend in person regularly and cant be completely manged out at
>>214470769*googles this**rozzers show up outside my door in 10 seconds flat*
>>214470769no but I've worked with several
where do you lads buy your clothes
>living out of boxes and travel bags like an animal
>>214470833amazon
>>214470833Mummy gets them from charity shops
>>214470833M and S and fatface
>>214470833next because im 32 years old
>>214470833nick them off sleeping homeless people in sefton park
fuck my goynigger rapelife
>>214470875language
>>214470833M&S, John Lewis, Next. Used to buy from Jacamo but I've lost 6 stone this year and don't need to do that any more.
sir demba ba
im a lean mean wanking machine
>>214470888loathe women
>>214470888>femgroid trying to act trad and feminine>you can see the shitty £30 freshers tattoo on her armloool
>>214470888adore women
>>214470888hate them
>>214470733what happens if your ket gets intercepted, can the police prove it was paid for with your card or btc wallet?
watched eddington the verdict? SHITE dont know why every film needs to be 2 and a half hours long nowadays. Some films need it like master and commander or the godfather but not this.
playin with my pussy lol
>>214470833Next
>>214470833I prowl TK Maxx for the Charles Tyrwhitt shirts and Massimo Dutti jackets / coats sold at huge discounts whenever they dropI bought 40 pairs of trousers when Debenhams went out of business and were doing 90% clearance sales so I'm sorted for decadesboxers and socks I buy at primark and treat them as largely disposable
>>214470918Wouldn't they just the dealer dead drop it, nab him afterwards, then wait for deano to come pick it up and use that as evidence that he bought it + get him on possession anywaythat's what I would do as a rozzer anyway
rorke walking around in his superdry windbreaker jacket
digging in my butt
>>214470882>lost 6 stone this year and don't need to do that any more.fooking 'ell
>>214470938How povvo do you have to be to be scalping CT shirtsAren't they like £30 a pop normal price?
>>214470655>>214470754Is the fat in the room with us now?
>>214470904it's clairo m80
>>214470938why would you ever need 40 pairs of trousers? I've got a rotation of about 5 that I wear regularly and a pair of dress trousers
saw a vagina in a dream and woke up screaming
>The Home Office has arrested 15 people it says were illegally working at a Bristol solar farm.>Of the 15 arrests, 13 men entered the UK on Temporary Seasonal Worker visas and all claimed asylum prior to their visas expiring.But they're not economic migrants mind, they're refugees in fear of their lifeWe are incapable of enforcing any sort of temporary visa scheme. We lose track of thousands every year on the seasonal worker visas. It’s so easy to escape untraced into the shadow economy and if caught use the asylum loophole.
>>214470697Nah never, I swear x
>>214470957are you from 2010? they're £70 now£20 in TK Maxx and fit me perfectly
men aren't allowed to hate women but it's fine if women hate men
gf sleeps with her hands in my boxers holding my todge, strangely comfy
need them dealt withthey know who they are
>>214470754>>214470959They aren't thicc enough
>>214470990weeds in the back garden is it lad?
im a virgin
>>214470965>>214470974
>>214470833M&SNextJohn Lewis
>>214471010*starts wanking you off*
mad how when you first meet someone its just sex sex sex sex sex but after a year its like sex every 2 days if that
>>214470888women intentionally trying to act cute fills me with rage but when theyre naturally cute it brings me joy and love
CARA AL SOL CON LA CAMISA NUEVAAAAAAAAA
>>214471046now imagine how it'll be in ten yearscrikey
>>214471034isn't M&S a supermarket?
women fill me with rage
>>214470805Ikea is fine for tables and dining chairs and lights and accessories but honestly for sofas just buy a good one second hand one rather than a new shit ikea one. on gumtree and marketplace and in charity shops you still find sofas that were 3-4k new for a couple of hundred quid whereas ikea's sofas are 4 or 500 quid and theyre shit from day 1
>>214470966because Debenhams sold pretty good trousers and at a -90% discount I could buy 40 for the price of 4bought eight spares of five kinds, keep seven spares of each kind in the wardrobe, and replace the ones I use as they wear out.only replaced two pairs (navy and khaki) since 2021 so they will last me a while
:D
>mad how when you first meet someone its just sex sex sex sex sexhaha yeah….
if you want good furniture lurk around for furniture auctions
>>214471059>used sofaick
i can tell a few of you just need a big strong man to take control
>>214471049marriage is cruelat least the muzzies got one thing right, men should be allowed to shag about
swinging my hefty pendulous balls around
>>214471081u offering? x
>>214471070thanks loadingscreentiplad
>>214470986 £37.25 if you buy 4
>>214471099*chomp*
>>214471103haha
my willy has absolutely without a doubt gotten smaller the last few yearswhat the hell
tomar what would you do if rorke came up to you and started gay porn screaming in a niggers face
>>214471126Have you got fatter?
>>214471126stop wearing the cock cage
>>214471126booze permanently shrinks it
bummed a girl when i was 16 and found it uncomfortably grim but i used her dads athletes foot cream as lube because it was the only thing we could find so probably that didnt help20 now and haven't done a bumming since
>>214471153no>>214471158no>>214471160dont drinkHELP!!!!
>>214471107so nearly double what I pay
>>214471170your pants and underwear are too tight
shagged over 120 lasses never bummed any of themsimply doesn't appeal to me
hate the globohomo monoculture
>>214471111Corrr
>>214470800Did the UK have a representative there? We had former Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews at the back.
>>214471170im the same but i smoked weed again recently and it grew again (not joking)weed spikes your blood pressure so maybe its that. loads of factors can lead to worse erection quality
>>214471149i would listen to him because no one else did
eating some food
>>214471173Yeah but you get to pick the exact fit style, chest and sleeve length and actually wear a good looking shirtYou're left with whatever they've got in
>>214471224very original
>>214471180ffs rorke!
had a gf who would only sleep on her backif you dont sleep on your side your a wrong un
>>214471254*palms your puny incel skull like a basketball and crushes it to smithereens with my fingers*
>>214471283dont fat people do that
watching old Star Trek eps poor Picard is just trying to have a holiday
>>214471283like i said earlier, vampires are british coded!
>>214471201no not a single British soul lots of chinkies and slavs
>yeah mate but it was only a fiver in tk maxx
chatting up a goth bird on the apps. can't wait to fumble the proverbial bag
count spacula
doing quite the poo
been seeing a girl that ticks a lot of boxes (not a whore, smart, demure, has a good job, happy for me to lead) but I can't bring myself to love her
eating rocks
>>214471338>demureSomeone hat this cringecase
>>214471283Men sleep on their backSleeping on your side is feminine
niggas get one pair of ricks and wear em til they morty
>>214471363women should be seen and not heard
>>214471338>demure I.e. nervous around incel freaks like you
2008rorke navigating his way to armourgames.com
>>214471368i sleep on my front with my arse hanging out the covers
>>214471368I sleep on my side curled up like a little baby
>>214471338in a similar sitch. been seeing a girl for 6 months and she's objectively hot and a very nice person but i think i just find her quite boring.
i sleep on my back cause it's good for the spine aaaannd coffin rehearsal
>>214471408utterly mad he managed to get away with this
>>2144713822005rorke wanking to meet n fuck games on newgrounds
2009rorke in IT class changing the background to a picture of a audi
corrrr...... fu iykyk
>>214471417think deep down I'm just not built for a relationshipI like a shag once a week but that's all I need really
>>214471429It was before wokeness took over
>>214471417>but i think i just find her quite boring.99% of women are boring, if you've found one that tick the other boxes just stick with it
2009 was unironically the year I went rorke
>>214471070I just got all of mine from market place or curbside collection cannot be fucked paying $300 for a table and $2000 for a couch or some shit
looking at yaoi. my boyclit tingles
out toiling my arse off
>>214471283I like sleeping on my back but it makes me snore like nobodies business
lost 15 mill on the GE overnight because an item I was holding crashed
>>214471467I was 3 in 2009
Good morning /brit/ains. I fucking hate female dog owners so much. Got a total of three hours of sleep today, because cunt neighbor decided to let her dogs bark into my window at an ungodly hour.
>>214471485good lad x
I live in a white town so never really thought the immigrant problem was that bad but trying to hire a remote working in the UK now and literally (yes literally) 98% of applicants are foreign, with 80% of them being Indian.
>>214471485You not moving that asbestos then? Just going to sheet over it?
>>214471513please hire the 2% that are actually brits
Mad that I’ve been posting on 4chan before most of you were born.
>>214471513So you're going to give the job to the white applicant right?
>>214471485mate why are you roofing with gregg wallace
>>214471545I'm a couple weeks older than 4chan
>>214471544>>214471553Yes and even if I wasn't racist I would still do it based simply on the fact that I cannot sift through 400 applications of Indians who may not have a work permit, don't speak english, or are generally incompetent
Football?
>>214471513the civil service is the last fortress of the white middle class and you need to get in immediately
>>214471338>>214471417Have you lads tried cock before?
>>214471576ziedy would love this
I tick all the boxes, im demure, nonchalant, locked in, gyatted up, non performative, neither chopped nor cooked. How come the huzz baddies ain’t picking up what I put down
>>214471545hows the wife and kids?
>>214471573>weeks nice young man with a good tight arse are you?
>>214471608was going to say bame repellent but cant tell if this is milk or washing up liquid
>>214471598Mate, don’t do me like that. I fucking wish I had a wife, kids, house, good job. I tried really hard and did all the right things but it didn’t happen for me :(
looked up my hometown's demographic changessad state of affairs
>>214471628
>>214471628>did all the right thingsIf you did you’d still be trying now and wouldn’t have given up
Is it true that English are a noisy people and don't know how to behave? Why is that?
It's never boring when someone tells you about their FPL team
wish i was still young
>>214471617scramb
>>214471653Yes Somalians and Pakistanis are extremely loud here but White people are generally silent.
guns should be legal for personal protection
>>214471653the redness seems to concentrate around nonwhite areas
bounty hunterrrrrrr
>>214471649When did I say I’ve given up? I’m meeting women and working hard at the nosey grindstone but I must admit it is a bit demoralising now that my parents are getting older and I have to spend more time taking care of them
>>214471653new white map just droppednotice how the quietest areas in the uk are all white
do you have kids who sit on the floor outside shops in your area?
>>214471462nah i have two female friends who are much more fun, can tell a decent anecdote etc. i just don't fancy either them. but they're good examples of non-boring women.
>>214471691Just find a single mother there’s no shame in it as long as she isn’t a gold digger
>>214471513>98% of applicants are foreign, with 80% of them being Indian.Assuming you're hiring from an online job advert, Indians will just spam applications to any and all job posting regardless of whether they have a right to work or are even in the country
putting my finger down my belly button hole wiggling about and looking at and smelling the vile substances that come out
>>214471714Easier said than done mate, dating these days is a sorry state of affairs. People are unrecognisable to me now and the down to earth cute girls are already married. I’ve been stood up numerous times on dates
>>214471696Russia is not white, but uninhabited. The map may not me corrected for population density. Or whatever this even measures.
>>214471746Are you fit
>>214471756I don't think he's interested in blokes like you mate
>>214471756If you mean in shape and healthy, I’m not fat or have any health problems. If you mean attractive, I would realistically say I’m a 7 or 6.5
Mad how /brit/ is full of girls we just keep quiet about it because we aren't attention whores
Anyone else just get a message from Sir Queer?
>>214471722They all have addresses in the country but most seem to require sponsorship. I do think you're right about them spamming everything without thinking
>>214471736i do that. why is the smell so addictive?
>>214471819katja kassin? remember spaffing to this whore in 2007
brotherberg made £300k from his limited company last year while I'm stuck as a £50k pa wagie
On the dating apps telling women I match with that I think Pokemon black and white dropped the ball with so many late level evolutions making pokemon not worth using during a playthrough
love my /brit/ girlies
poor lad doesn't know what he's in for
>>214470833vinted
>>214470581Can't believe Janny deleted OP's image
dadberg with connections to the military says we're going to war within a year
while we're on the fashion topicsmart casual look i usually wear a shirt with a jumper and jeanswhat can i wear instead of jeanssick to bastard death
>>214471899not watching all that hope they're happy
Convincing myself I’m resisting lust and living a moral life when in reality I’m too anxious to meet up with slags for a quick shag because I’m worried they will make fun of my body or treat me poorly
catberg having a nap
>>214471938for me it's my comically small penis
>>214471938is that so ... *scribbles something in my notepad*
aced the zoom meetingonly had the shirt on
>>214471867i earn £28k
im an ugly weird looking freak with a chopped haircut and no rizz
>>214471843yeah, shot many ropes to her over the years
>>214471938you are right to be worried you pathetic slug of a man
>>214471959Hey man, delete that shit
>>214471927Was going to mention emus but I think that's too low-hanging and unoriginal and I'm trying to be wittier x
>>214471974I made that in my first job out of uni in 2015. Perfectly livable while renting a room for £450 but you can't live like a student forever and rents are way higher now.
its a 2 packets of crisp kinda lunch day today
>>214471927Within the Chinese or the Kiwis?
feeling narrow minded, judgemental and down right racist
>>214472046We would haka you into extinction if you even tried it cunt
I earn £0
was going to do something but i just want to stroke my cock off
Do the English know that St. George, of the red crossed flag and their beloved patron saint, is a Palestinian?
>British dollars are called ponds>British cents are called pence >the slang word for money is ‘p’Bit silly
Holy fuck, just had to cancel a car purchase because they had a fucking INDIAN trying to complete the order with me and he had absolutely no idea what he was doing. This was literally a part of the conversation>ok sar, so the car you are part exchanging is actually worth more than the one you are buying>what? I don't have a car to part exchange>you will receive a sum from us within 5 working days after we collect your car sar>what car are you talking about? I do not have a car to trade in, I want to just buy this car>but sar, you stand to gain several hundred pounds from this if you trade in your old car >I DO NOT HAVE A CAR RIGHT NOW TO TRADE IN, I DID NOT SAY I HAVE A CAR TO TRADE IN, LET ME JUST BUY THIS CAR RIGHT NOW>ok sar well if you don't want to trade in your old car we will have to recalculate the price and get back to you>fuck off
>>214472079big if true
>ponds
Her fanny, my ween. Cor shag
>>214472079my beloved patron saint is king arthur
>Holy fuck
Glad the Mod deleted OPs image, I could feel myself getting radicalised and moving further down the proverbial pipeline
>>214472079George isn't a muzzy name so I don't believe that
dollymong
>>214472142only thing that moves further down my proverbial pipeline is poo end of
Does anyone find my posts funny or am I annoying. I’m feeling insecure
>>214472192Don’t be sad. I’ll give you a little kiss so you cheer up.
rorke mate
>>214472163I didn't care for hollow knight
>>214472163reddit slop
smiling politely
>>214472207redrum is the name of that bully
>>214472182went through my in game photo gallery on gta onlne the other day and had pictures with mates from school from 2013 still there. fucking mad how i used to have friends and that and do normal thingsnow i go days without talking to a single person
ill be playing hollow knight silksong in approximately 28 hours
>>214472096the pound symbol £ is a stylised L because the Latin word is libra ("scale"). hence the lb abbreviation for weight; the pound sterling was originally a pound of silver, which would cost something like £350 at current prices.the word "pound" is from Latin "pondus" meaning "weight".
>>214472163wanted to like HK but it really tries everything to annoy the shit out of yousurprised normies like it so much
>>214472270tranny
>>214472079he was a Roman soldier from modern Turkey stationed in modern Palestine, then a Roman province
Can't be fucked getting conscripted to fight the Chinese because all the megacorps moved their factories there to save a few $ and now they're too powerful
don’t play shit games like hollow knight only play real ones like saints row
mr dj song pondus replaymr dj wont you turn the music up
might start drinking
Pre decimal currency was often abbreviated Lsd (pounds, shillings, pence) from the Latin libra, solidus, denarius.
ozempic feels like cheating just not fair
>>214472101Hate them, they're useless
>>214472336It is. It'll catch up with the cheats once they stop taking it and rapidly balloon back up fatter than ever because they can't control their eating habits.
What’s the nerd on about with the Latin pound thing. He doing too much
>porn in 2015Model tier women, kino camerawork, good lighting, tasteful stories>porn in 2025OnlyFans garbage, every woman has tattoos, ugly lighting in grimy bedroomsWhat happened?
india was my blackpillhow can 1.4 billion people produce nothing of worth and be generally nuisances while tiny countries in comparison like (historically) the uk or germany or france can change the world
>>214472384posted it again award
>>214472384this you mate?
just seen a cat doing this in wakefield wtf
was this the greatest movie in british cinema's history?
>>214472336Who cares?Getting healthy and fixing bad lifestyle habits is something to celebrate, even if you're getting help from something like ozempic
>>214472399Rorke unmasked
>>214472402the norf is built different
>>214472403Why’s he choking the dog?
>>214472393India is a biological zone.
>>214472403Not even the best British gangster film The Long Good Friday
mental what love does to a mfthere's this woman i would literally do anything for herif she asked me to empty my bank account for her i'd send it over instantly
>>214472403lock stock and two smoking barrels was better
>>214472470i know what im doing later tonight
>>214472404pretty sure ozempic stops you from feeling hungry, really doubt anyone who stops using it doesn't immediately fall back into old habits they never learned to live without
asking the proto-gf on the dating app to be gentle with me as I’ve been hurt before </3
>>214472403its in the top 20 maybe
>>214472454i’d like to scream in harveys face
>>214472481Not saying it to be a cunt but if you love Snatch you probably won't like The Long Good Friday, far slower paced
>>214472509Der Biomass
dark clouds and chillier weather is giving me crippling anxiety
shall be withholding the good posts until the new arrives
>>214472509Mental how they blame white people for not recycling and then asians literally dump all their waste into the ocean
>>214472487It does, but you're not supposed to just take it and continue eating like a fat slob. The idea is that you use the fat jabs in conjunction with a better diet
>>214472509shall cease using plastics until this stops
>>214472518awww diddums
eating plastic
freshly baked>>214472578>>214472578>>214472578
>>214472557Yeah but it'd be easier without cravings, it would be a lot better if you could learn to manage cravings without a drug
>>214472509What's wrong with Filipinos?
>>214472588rich white countries pay the filipinos to take care of their trash so it doesnt show up as them doing the polluting
>>214472506ill give it a go and report back in a future thread
