this is an SOS distress call from the /int/ general /brit/the posters are dead, killed by a /britfeel/ leakthe only survivors are anon, who was banned during the disaster, and mousenonce who was safely posting in the old threadrevived 3 days later anon's only companions are a life form who evolved from mousenonce and janny, a hologram simulation of the man who banned himI am OP, the creator of this thread with an IQ of 6000 - the same IQ as 6,000 johnny foreigners
>go to gym>see thot in tight shorts>leave gym>come home>wankevery fucking time
Dollymong
getting a 6 minute train ride
nth for the holodem
What are you top 5 films lads?Conan the BarbarianThe EntertainerMr Deeds Goes To TownSunset BlvdWithnail and I
>>214475409you say something no matter what that thread was politics outside of pol. maybe if you didnt take every chance to copy-paste, you would warrant more. but you just want to copy-paste dont bother replying I know your post will be dogshit. thanks
lmfaoooooooooooooooo.Hypocritical ugly bitch!
dollymong
the wrong /brit/ died
Going clinic team
>>214475484that tweet is 12 1/2 years oldpeople change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92wCPfqyVbg
Bruises on my neck, I'm just a doll of fleshYou'll find my smoking body hung in wires overheadAt your bark and collar, just forget I'm someone's daughterI can't ever fuck it up i...
>>214475457Going to the gym rnWorking out at 11pm means all I ever see is old nurses and other blokes
Nothing worse than receiving swipes and matches from young single mums as if they think I’d be attainable now
>>214475511But she's admitted wrongdoing?
>>214475481Toy story one Toy story twoToy story three Toy story fournot got one for number five
>>214475531>Tinder whore get her pregnant then (again). at least you know shes not barren dont even have to deal with the consequences because you dont leave near each other. will never have to see each other again
leftypol now supports tax avoidance because he doesn't want to be in agreement with rorke
New guy at work is an absolute spackers and has great lolcow potential. If I film myself winding him up and his reactions, or just him going about in general without knowing I'm filming him, I can make him the next Chrischan
>>214475546ever see the buzz lightyear movie?i have a feeling you'd really like it
>>214475572enjoy your dismissal for harassment and subsequent court case and the damages you will have to pay :)
>>214475432great edition
>>214475565You’d think they’d be desperate but they’re actually more of a nuisance to deal with since they’re used to being seen as easy by every other man on there
>>214475511Funny how her attitude changes when she's in a position to do that. Reeks of hypocrisy
>>214475567yeah im sure leftypol supporting tax avoidance will work out really good for us and not billionaires
>>214475578nah what's it about?
>>214475572leave him be you vile little man
this is the picture
leftypol explaining how helping multinationals and foreign billionaires dodge taxes is good, actually
>Mother-of-three, 38, found dead in lake days after popping out for milk suffered an 'unnatural' death, inquest hears
>>214475606billionaires don't need to dodge tax they just move to a different country
>>214475611https://dopebox.to/watch-movie/watch-lightyear-online-hd-82063.8560927get it watched
>>214475622you dont look like that you just post about interracial sex and hope it scores you points with blacks
>>214475643scrom
*enters /brit/*
me
tax dodging us based thoughbeitanything that undermines the british state or deprives it of revenue is morally justified
I support economic libertarianism
>>214475652good job arguing against a point that was never made
so what's the different between a doggo and a pupper
african man speaking on the phone at what would be my shouting volume on the bus
>>214475484KEKW
yeah...is that so? *turns around and walks away*
FACT: more people would go out and go vote for magpies or Walt Disney than they would (for the anons posts) Nat Soc - even with all his shilling. MORE magpies! HAHAH
The House of Commons had 30 minutes of Women and Equalities Questions today. It was completely dominated by Labour and Lib Dem MPs asking for more rights for cross-dressing men.
So how do you dress smarter or more masculine without coming off as a prick?
>>214475723grow up
love me greggs
>>214475745you dont. its all peacocking fact: people still buy FULL tracksuits (of like Adidas or whatever) and they look gay, but it works because they dont care. just A) dont care and A1) because it is peacocking
>>214475743feminists getting exactly what they wanted
comic accurate?
>>214475745Jeans or chinos.Shirt, I prefer patterned shirts, whatever pattern you like. Plain shirts look too serious/formal.Brown shoes and belt.It's not complicated, and if some athleisure runts are confused by your appearance, that's their business.
>>214475794nerdy niggers (or niggerds as i call them) are so funnysee also that one actor from the spider verse movie
>>214475723if your constituency were between the magpies, walt disney and pinkie pie how would you vote
I made an ai generated poster for work today. It generated an office and three men in the background. One was black. I had to ask it to change him to white. It made him ghost white. I then had to clarify make him of european descent.
hello OFCOM (and FBI) if you (the UK/Scotland) does NOT give me meth(!!!) then I WILL go to America and join a white supremacist group just so I can go make and smoke it, and THAT is worse than getting not-crystal-meth >>214475826I would set myself on fire outside of parliament for Israel
>>214475844Do it
>>214475432show would be called woke these days
>chinos
>>214475844youre not allowed to post this picture
the Jews weakness: - oil- ovens (NOT) - the Samurai - Walt Disney
mousey on good form today. you love to see it
Temporarily banned for making a /brit/ what is the world coming to
>>214475844saw this thought of you
honestly this is cringe i don't even hate greta for what she does but why do zoomers introduce themselves with their mental illnesses
>>214475899maybe go back to where you came from, you immigrant >>>/pol/
>>214475876no idea what this image is supposed to convey
fake mousey
>>214475911based sov citizensschizomobile on a letter schizomobile on a letter
>>214475942
>>214475921modern society encourages and rewards narcissistic behaviour
I own all of you even spaincunt
>>214475932
love these lads
>>214475921only way whitey can compete in the oppression olympics
>>214476008mallard
will NEVER understand why that ishowspeed guy is famousyou have to have literal brainrot to find that shit entertaining
I dont hate the Jews by the way they did fuck you up tho but its ur life. you did lose btw
>>214475981maybe try having fun instead of trying to "own" anonymous strangers on a tibetan cross stitch chat room
>>214475805And where do you buy the shirts?
I own you and rule over you. that means I decide
can't find a jobcan't find a volunteer roleso what am I supposed to do?
>>214476080lay in bed and rot
Rorke putting the rings from Haribo Starmix onto all of his fingers and pretending he's marrying himself
yesterday i got a hundo rookidee from finishing the community day timed research. very nice!
I own you not in the way that you eat my shit although both is true
>>214476080no chaz shop near you?
>>214476080Join the army
>>214476102poo umming
>>214476108min was a shiny, not a hundo maybe its because ive already got a hundo corvisquire
>>214476102poo screaming
Do find the whole "talk to your mates" way men's mental health is approached in the UK very patronising.I cannot imagine AMC works for anyone other than a small few.It's all laddy and the chat probably gets dominated by big burly blokes who've just slapped shite out of their missus.What about Warhammer men or Narrowboat men or incels? They're not doing a charity rugby match are they?This isn't about me, just an observation.
right he’s turning into an evil ghoul again
>>214476130I went through that humiliation ritual
>>214476127they're all not accepting volunteers
>>214476102lol
sure hope you dont like those posts at all poneposter
>>214476149yeah for grotty incels like me who've never had mates it can feel alienating
hate living on a council estatefucking pissing with rain, walk past the shop, someone comes out in a dressing gown, no top, shorts and socks and just starts plodding up the road in his wet socks
>talk to your matesDon’t have any guess I’ll kill myself then yh
>>214476149lmao I saw this the other day with a bunch of them "mens club" talking - with a woman there for some reason, and a mentally ill fucked guy came by and sat down near them trying to get their attention (or just being retarded) nah they dont give a shit normies dont care at all
>>214476183>someone comes out in a dressing gown, no top, shorts and socks and just starts plodding up the road in his wet socksktim
>>214476072All sort of places. I have some Ben Sherman, Charles Tyrwhitt, Joe Brown, Henry Arlington, Guide London, some good finds in TK Maxx too.I mostly wear floral shirts, that's just my style.
>>214476178fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul
>>214476149consequence of the decline of christianity
would join the army probably but i dont want to die in a war and that seems likelier than 10 years ago. also i kind of hate england
>>214476242*rapes you*
>>214476149these things are just for numale normies to whinge
>>214476227>some good finds in TK Maxx
>>214476248*kind have
>>214476248>seems likelier than 10 years agowe had soldiers deployed in afghanistan 10 years ago
going to have bigjoint and then megawank followed by nicelittlesleep
>>214476242Nah
>>214476178we HATE them
>>214476149Was founded in my town after someone selfishly killed themselves in the local park
>>214476289cosymaxxed and chillpilled
>>214476289followed by a nocturnal rape attack
just making up words now
a lot of shit i dont care about being posted
>>214476292are you literally always here nothing in that quote has anything to do with what we are talking about so how about you fuck off
Ponyposter, what are your thoughts on thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyYVBZfjNrE
>>214476297killed themselves how
>>214476307im going to sneak into your house at night and put my fingers on your back like a big spider so you shit your pants and run 1acres into the next room screaming
>>214476286just a bunch of goat herders. WW3 will make it look like nothing
what do i ask the barber to do to make my long hair look good?never had long hair before
>>214476276What's funny? You can get £150 Ralph Lauren shirts in there for 40 quid, Ben Sherman Shirts for under 20 quid, it's a great shop for bargains.
ponyposting gimmick of the year
thats porn music she ends up getting fucked after crying
>>214476326forcing dashie to wear pretty pink dresses ><
food banks getting robbed again in my city
>>214476330something about rarity is so shaggable shed probably act like she’s not into it but really she is
Should Aryans partake in cannabis consumption?
AND IF A MENTAL HEALTH CARCRASHES INTO USSSSSTO DIE BY YOUR SIDEIS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE
Paul McCartney and Avril Lavigne both replaced by body doubles.
>>214476339unironically better to go to a women's salon if you have long hair most mens barbers have no clue how to style it
>>214476382go back to pol
>>214476295wonder how she gets in and out of those pyjamas
>>214476394creepy bastard
>>214476382No but you can take shrooms
>>214476394its not mega long a little past my chin
>it's a great shop for bargains
>>214476394this they will give you tips on how to maintain it afterward too
>>214476327pooscreaming until starvation took them
>214476409you are an evil little man
>>214476344You are buying unwanted low-quality stock that have been marked down in an attempt to get you to buy them
how did any American and British chads get merked by goat herders with no training or air support I never understand that surely that should’ve been a quick dominant W
Just don't know why people bad mouth TK Maxx without actually trying it out. I have a lot of good items from there which easily makes me look fairly upper middle class, acquired for runt prices.
pretty sure posting ponies isn’t allowed
>>214476327hung himself. had a kid too
sexo but im a part of that conversation. brb! if you want you can all go work it out and tell me how many ponyposters there are
>>214476426You buy your track suits from Asda
The world is too big and complex
>>214476394my posh balding mate does thisspends a hundred quid on his shitty greasy hair just to have the same hairlinei imagine all the women laugh at him
>>214476451mousey is a janny nowhe rules over us
>>214476463shut up mousegpt
>>214476438Cause it wasn’t a real war as much as it was a standard Rothschild banking operation. And a training ground for 20 years.
>>214476451pretty sure you have to change and also shut the fuck up not going to bother filling out a CAPTCHA for this announcing a report
they are friggin cute though
>>214476344>Ben ShermanDidn't realise you were attending school discos in 2009
the amount of poo that just came out of me is unfathomable
>>214476464I buy most of my shit from m&s
going to ask for a trim and see what happensas usual brit is not helpful at all
>>214476509can you give an approximation at least
Magpie party manifesto:You CAN post the miceBelgians banned from existencePokemon Go compulsory in schoolsEnergy drinks and sim cards now FREE in Co-Op
>I buy most of my shit from m&s
Shame is the only tool humans have for social cohesion, and the downfall of Western society is due to our complete lack of shame.
la la latina
>>214476504screaming
evil ghoul levels intensifying
I think something will happen ingame and I will have a chance to go for level 50 before this 40-day event ends >>214476529>putting words in my mouth
>>214476493You’ve lost me
>>214476504ikr imagine unironically wearing a ben sherman past 2016 at the latest
>I have some Ben Sherman, Charles Tyrwhitt, Joe Brown, Henry Arlington, Guide London, some good finds in TK Maxx too.
the people talking shit right now do support the shit that we see far too often ITT, and you should remember that- they take no issue with those posts
>>214476526there was no visible water in the bowl it was literally just logs of poo covered in the mushy chocolate mousse afterbirth poo
rorke skimming through all the creased, unwashed, discounted ben sherman and US polo shirts and buying an undersized red one for 20 quid
Mad how mousenonce was first known as the currencyschizo
>>214476579never have I seen a more arkward pose
>>214476504>>214476576imagine caring about brands are you bent?
>>214476521mate this isn't the 'long haired mongs general thread', this is 'the general thread for anglo shaggers who keep their hair nice and short at the most'. none of us are women
>>214476575it was a bloody kike psyop mate
>>214476545I've got something even bigger to put in your mouth Mousey!
>>214476539
>>214476590you + me = rape
P.S. you eat my shit that/this was/is what I meant before
chavs hate when they see a well dressed man
Girl from my running club added me on FB. I will be wanking like a dirty old man.
sex
>>214476607the guy who wears those shirts very well might be
>>214476644fomyeg
>>214476650cor
>>214476608it’s mostly anglo saxon types that go for long hair in my experience brythonic or irish descended people in this country are far less likely to deviate from short back and sides
>And whats worse is, I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
>chavs hate when they see a well dressed man
>>214476648they hate a dirty looking cunt too me im just trying to preserve, and (for the very-short time-being I am just trying to avoid being "that" guy you see around sometimes. I have seen those in all of the places I have stayed at for a long time the kind with the tracksuit bottoms that are baggy, and they stink of piss! >>214476667spamflooding. like I said, you should change if you want to be taken seriously, or you have to STFU and stop impersonating 4channel staff/announcing reports
me crawling through mouseys pipes waiting to catch his cute little poos in my mouth when he flushes them
rorke wearing his new navy BOSS polo shirt and black next jeans to a wedding
>>214476699fomyeg
Mousey, what do you wear? whats an everyday mousey outfit?
>>214476704
goodmorning !!!!
not my prob. your prob for the next couple of days (until you go do it again, and then its your prob again)you will never get what you want and as time goes on you will lose more and more rights :)
used to work with this blokehe was a fat fucking mongglad i don’t work with him anymore
get the gay porn synced up to the family tv
I buy stuff like this from TK Maxx. I'm 33 and have a full head of hair.
>>214476749est. 1992
>>214476717shitty coat and some baggy (not bought baggy) faded tracksuit bottoms which probably reek of piss
>>214476749yikes
>>214476608wow mate bet you have a lot of sex
>>214476733
cant wait for 4 or 5 cans of beer later
you lot criticise anywhere people buy their clothes because you hate the fact that other people have taste in fashion unlike yourselves
used to work with this blokeanorexic twathe dropped dead from malnutrition in the office
>>214476717my cum on his face
you may post the dragons
>you hate the fact that other people have taste in fashion
>>214476749omdzzzzzzzzzzz
>>214476749bro's a fun guy
the /brit/ meetup
guy at work pissing me off
>>214476821based
>>214476829me back left
>>214476622Mental how women have strings in their crack. They’ve got to be a bit pooey sometimes.
They took this from you
If you aren't wearing polo shirts and jeans, what are you doing?
>>214476882That horse logo belongs on a flag in Rorke's room
I'm genuinely shocked that the police don't work behind the scenes to make the lives of those auditors a misery. Imagine being a policeman and some little sorry kept coming up to you making fun of you and making your life a misery lol. I'd 100% try and frame then for being a nonce or say he reached for my gun and smash them with a baton
>>214476882wearing a hoodie and trackies x
yeah my room
>>214476882For me? It’s t-shirt and jeans with some form of overshirt, not buttoned.
...rorkes room:
>>214476874they call you adam's watermelon
>>214476882prefer rugby jerseys and knitwear
>>214476926I do think having a collar of some kind really adds to a man's appearance
We were joking around with my 50-something boss one time and he mentioned something that might be a problem "by 2075". I said "oh well, you won't be around by then" and he just froze up and got really upset saying such comments are "unnecessary".
>>214476607You've been done TKmaxxmong just take it gracefully
sexo ottawa poke daxi (yes)
>>214476954and a leash
bpring bastard hours is it
>>214476980so this is Diego
mummy bought cheese flavoured popcorntempted to punch her in the windpipe
which one was more /brit/
rorke seething because he's too scared to go into a clothes shop and is stuck in hoodies his mum bought him a decade ago
>>214476980lil coomer is having the time of his life
>>214477003most aciton that worm ever ghot
Polo shirts are vile. If you think they're smart or formal you're just revealing your lack of class.
>>214476954Dress the neck. Always. A collar. A roll neck. A V-neck. Details. Buttons. A scarf. A tie. Never a crew neck.
TKmaxxmong ironing his Ben Sherman "going out" shirt Blud still thinks it's 2005
Can't believe what some of you runtish freaks wear, I always dress smart to work, it makes people respect you more and shows you take pride in your profession. Pic related, i'm on my break
We're in the behavioural sink era lads
>>214477010scremaing this is mecant teall with the millors
P.S. YOU EAT MY SHIT DOG
>>214476980the only time I ever wished I was a midget
>>214477027rattled trackyrunt
>>214477037
>>214477027screaming i am tkmong
>>214476952Why? Do you play or have ever played rugby?
>>214477031*trips and spills coffee all over your white shirt*
>>214477031fat neckbeard virgin
Shaved my head a few months ago and it’s grown back with lots of greys. Fuck sakes, this was supposed to be empowering
aha great posts lads x
>>214477031david brent
>>214477071prefer not to say. they are like a shirt but more relaxed
>>214477087stfu
Nothing wrong with a polo, this was my fit a couple weeks ago.
Dogshit zingers inbound
>>214477104bit rude
>>214477031
if you had to go to the nether what /brit/ personality would you take with you
*enters brit*
screaming at these posts
>>214477031nice doublechin lad x
>>214477128Employed Woman so I can least have something decent to shag
>>214477110oh my dayz
>>214477110omdz rorke
>>214477110nice lad. What's your handicap?
legalize opium
>>214477110Howdy what can I get y'all today
Sir Raoul Moat
>>214477110rorke rolling into spoons like this after his mates felt bad for him and asked him if he fancied a drink
>>214477110this is quite an interesting outfit because there is an idea there it's just a bad idea
>>214477151I'm gay
>>214477110you look like my cousin when he went for a job interview
sexo
FYI (and im not - not even trying) - but, if I was government, I would convert the 60% of unused farmland in this country to acres for people to use for growing poppies (or weed), and we would make billions more pounds a year selling opium and opium-products
Right time to bollock my own arsehole
>>214477151got autism x
>>214477110Imagine snapping this fit Nothing wrong with it but nothing to inspire you to take a photo
This morning a woman made me cum for the first time in my life (I'm in my 30s)
>>214477110Not so sure about the purple mate
>>214477196she kick you in the balls?
>>214477196did she kick you in the balls?
Has any of the nonces on those predator sting videos ever swung in the hunters? Imagine one of the noncess just beats the duck out of them the second they pull up on him.
>>214477196good. good
New>>214477223>>214477223>>214477223
>>214477196receive a kick to the balls did you?
>>214477196how u manage that
Who's that famous nonce who got terrorized and had a bunch of scousers or mancunians best the fuck out of him in his flat. He was a little small ugly fella
>>214477250that was rorke
>>214477250190cm masterrace
>>214476881Actually they preserved it, most of the canals we have now were saved from dereliction by volunteers starting in the 1970s.
