Get. Him. Booked. edition
dtfic
might lay some caltrops on the floor to get the spastic little kid always riding past my house on his bikehate kids
despy this utterly wrecks the flow of the threadcan you not mate
>>214481185boohoo
raping my own arse
>>214480641as if an actress hasn't been getting molested by them since the beginning of her career lmao
>>214481125Imagine booking him just to beat the shit out of him when he turns up
da jooz
yes, the jews
da jooooooz
>da jooz
Just took a big fat solid shitFirst solid shit in a long time
da jooooooooooz
fell asleep for a second then
uh oh dtfic melty
nth for the holodem
Where's mikey?
Where do you get your underwear fellas? Bought some from Primark but they are shaped weird and my cock and bollocks always pop out the side so I need new ones
Is real inflation in /brit/ain as crazy as it is here? Food and rent prices go up by 10%pa or so for the last three years.
never bought a digital game before but contemplating buying Silksong tomorrow. I take it if I want to have a physical copy of the same game when the physical version comes out I have to buy it again?load of shite
uh oh da jooz
>>214482479Started browsing /x/ recently and it's great, even more schizos than in /brit/
pssssh... nothing personnel... kid
Sir Charles Tyrwhitt
janny don't play about advertising or pony postsbut nonstop ai cuckspam? oh well he doesn't see that one
What did our darling Rose mean by this?
>>214482496Yes, eating out is the worst though, it costs nearly £20 for a main course in a restaurant now outside London, not worth it in the slightest.
watching air crash investigations and the episode has a DC-10 so you know everyone on board is about to die horribly
>>214482494last 2 sets of boxers I got from tesco, they're alright
>>214482529who
cooked tea for the senpai, spaghetti bolognaise. sister doesn't eat meat so she had the pasta with an assortment of veg. bit of a spinning plate affair when you're trying to cook for a lot of people.
>>214482494got some in peacocks the other day
>>214482544Sir Poo Barmer
>>214482538>they didn't de-ice the pitot tubes
>>214482528tbf to him he dealt with it todaybad record but maybe hes turning a corner
Sir Adolf Hitler
>>214482551>cooked tea for the senpai
>>214482494Bought some off amazon about 3 years ago and they're still alri
>>214482529>tattoos vile trollop
The Irish people have a particular affinity for black people.
M&S shirts mog Charles Tyrwhitt shirts
>>214482591for the FAMILY, not the senpai. 4chan has filters for words like fa_m
>>214482528another anon discovered a secret trick yesterday
Are the SAS still elite??
>>214482538based air crash investigation enjoyeralso a fan of seconds from disaster myself
>>214482605so do you cuckposting cretin
https://voca.ro/1gjJ37FWcWuT
At what age can I start wearing French cuff shirts
silksong is less than 24 hours from being released
>>214482602
>>214482647
respect my pronouns
>>214482635shame they never did 9/11
anyone going to try to get radiohead tickets?
>>214482676
>>214482672Tattoos look fucking terrible mate
>>214482672people are allowed to judge you yeah. tattoos are correlated with low iq and mental illness btw
Rorke buys his underwear from ______
Got nearly £1 out of thin air from my weekly CSGO drop!
>>214482672I say this and I look like this
>>214482708nahprobably the most overrated band that's ever existed
>scots, welsh, etc. online>we’re victims of colonialism I hate the English!this is really cringey please stop doing thisthis is worse than americans heritage posting online
>>214482666still need to play hollowknight me
>>214482743They're like that irl, we live rent free in their minds
RBRS UP 26.6% SINCE MARCH
hollow night more like boring shite grow up
>>214482544>>214482602We all love Rose
leftypol putting the plate down for his guests saying "douzo senpai" and bowingrorke sliding the plate across the table shouting "oagari yo"
>>214482672see this? it means something personal to me
>>214482666Why are people going mad about that game, is it really that good?
>>214482757lmfao true I just ran around barely making any progress in that game for like 4 hours and quit
4chan hates tattoos because you're all fat ugly incels and nothing looks good on you
>>214482750thought it was just ok me. didn't finish it
>>214482782the first game is exceptional, yes
>>214482792he said on 4chan
>>214482792I remember you getting mad about people criticising tattoos fucking ages ago. They look shit and every mong has one now so it's not even rebellious.
>>214482792copethey just look dogshit post a pic of your shitty dirty looking ink lmao
Expoodition 33 is in my top 10 games ever
>>214482792I see more people seething about the idea that other people don’t like tattoos than people seething about tattoos themselves
I only like those Japanese back tattoos, I'm a weeb you see
>exceptional
every night I have an opportunity to smoke weed but don’t it feels like a wasted night
idiots love tattoos because they think it's a good substitute for a personality
>>214482672dont mind tattoos but 90% of people get really shit onesalso less is more, no need to be tatted head to toe
ScreamingCall out the incels and a flurry of posts come in
>>214482833What's mental is if you say >I don't like tattoosthey seem to hear>I don't think people should be allowed to have tattoosit's bizarre.
got a stuffy nose
they do look like shit almost every time
>>214482862Like with me and my luxurious beard
>>214482871You've permanently drawn on yourself and now you call people incels for thinking that's stupid
>>214482871post your dogshit ink mate go on
>>214482880your leng tart sir
>>214482880>left armgyal's been on road
>>214482891thoughts on bacon, beer and coffee?
Sipping on a Ting grapefruit carbonated drink and then I'll be filling the washing machine with my smelly, sweaty clothes team
My (You) harvest is booming lmao
your favourite takeout slop?
name my band
nest kicked
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/starmer-digital-id-boats-mcfadden-blair-b2819037.htmlAnd there it is.Once Digital ID is implemented, and then Digital Currency, it's game over for the White race unless everyone embraces a Turner Diaries mentality.
>tfw no gf
>>214482919based gang
>>214482908Love, love, LOVE!
>>214482917sad life you live
>>214482919The Wang Kers
>>214482915corr
>>214482880flat as a cutting board with built-in scratch marks
I have DIY tattoos I did myself
>>214482666Does the second game have better rest points and less annoying enemy placements?
Tapoos
Who would buy this from mcdonalds?
Sir Scum GangSir Freak Hoe
>>214482844ktimNot just Jap ones though, China and Hong Kong chiggas got some nice ones, very intricate with nice deep colouring and shading. Quite fond of the traditional east asian art style in general
>>214482937this shit is boring start posting pure satire
>>214482978don't know, haven't played it yet
The OFFICIAL /brit/ stance on Tattoos: Arm tattoos, certain designs, are cool. They look manly I reckon, at least if you have a bit of muscle. It kinda tells people not to mess with you. Tattoos anywhere else are usually shit, and I've never seen a decent tattoo on a woman.
wish everywhere that isnt europe would get swallowed into the sea
>>214482919three poofs and a parade
>>214482990me but i've not had mcdonal bekfast for ages
>>214483009And hand tattoos
Of course 4chan likes Asian back tattoosNice and classy as usual. Bet you own a samurai sword bought from the town market and own a wolf t-shirt lol
>>214483003Can you make a post answering my questions after you've played it
>>214482990Used to be my breakfast order when I was a kidyummy yummy, and a fruit shoot
>>214483014
>>214482990>served with a lightly seasoned pork sausage battycorr
>>214483036monalds fast is the only thing worth getting there
>>214482951us millennials, eh?
>>214482990people with no self-respect
>>214483048sure
a man at my work has a full sleeve of an american football team or it might be a basketball team
Mental how Starmer has truly fucked things so quickly.
>>214483009womb tattoos as well as QoS/ QoH tattoos look good on women
I will collect my yous now
>>214483053pattyman
goanna bolognese for tea
my todger rises with a great faustian spirit
>>214483091Never seen one on a girl that wasn't 2D desu
>>214483091oh nonono dtfic
tattoos like these and in these locations are cool, thats why they put them on cool people in movies think about it
>>214483057don't know why fat mongs think this, it's just eggs, hash browns which taste like their normal fries, and those weird salty as fuck sausage patties.their normal menu is vastly superior
>>214483090It's quite impressive honestly, they've managed to be worse than the tories in barely any time. They need to get rid of Rachel Sneeds because she doesn't have a clue.
>>214483090I don't like to be "but le previous government" but he really doesn't have much to work with. Starmer is just continued managed decline from the Tory wreck
>>214483096milking us for all we're worth
>>214483090I disagree. My theory is that his regime is INTENTIONALLY trying to break the country so they can sell Digital ID as salvation.
>>214483126I had to work out for years to get a body like this Mental how shit natty lifting is
>>214483135It's better value for money, I'm not a fat mong, I've had mcdonalds once or twice in the past decade.
>>214483139I mean the easiest thing to do at the start wasn't to take away pensioners winter fuel payments.
wish i had a little slave to clean my flat
Children being slaughtered in Gaza?Nah mate fuck that let’s talk about the real issues
lil bro is too lazy to clean a small apartment
>>214483167That's your criticism? All he wanted to do was means test it which is completely reasonable.But no, we must give every boomer in the country all of our money no matter what
>>214483139>immediately fucks over old cunts with winter fuel pissing people off>raises national insurance to fuck over jobs and investmentAmong other things, they didn't have much to work with and have made it even worse.
>>214483173Just name Warwick Davis and be done with it you fucking coward
>>214483047Replica Zangetsu for me, as I'm Bankai level. You? Probably a shamshir or a stick with a pointy stone tied to the end like some kind of ethnic freak.
>>214483173Mumberg comes over and cleans mine. Can't be arsed with her gibberish so when she finishes I just tell her to leave lol
>>214483173um.. hi
me: has completed the Path of Pain in hollowknightyou: doesn't even know what that isheh, nothin' personnel
>>214483211you brute
why does leftypol keep saying the rich wants us to hate foreigners but never talk about how the rich brought the foreigners here
>>214483193>Children being slaughtered in Gaza?What's to talk about?>Israel badIsrael don't give a shit
Get me wanked
>That's your criticism?
>>214483228you: incel until you dieme: not an incel
>>214483228well i've got the golden zote statue
Between the Boriswave and prolonging the Russia Ukraine war, Boris Johnson (a jew) has done more damage to the White race than any man since Churchill and Roosevelt.
>>214483228me: has had sexyou: doesn't even know what that isheh, nothin' personnel
>>214483193GO BACK TO CORNLAND THEN YOU FUCKING MUG
wish i had a little slave to clean my arse
*wiggles at you alluringly*
I refuse to have sex
>>214483260>ignoring Tony Blair who opened the floodgates to immigrants ruining this country and got us involved in a pointless war
just something erotic about schoolgirl outfits
Post your battlestations
>>214483243u cute?
>>214483296isn't this nigga a dude?
>>214483307HIGHLAND REGIMENT
god look at her faceliterally retarded
>>214482998at least those are artistic instead of the random slop soyboys get put on their bodies
>>214483336Trangela
>We propose a limit of between £10,000 and £20,000 per individual as the appropriate balance between managing risks and supporting wide usability of the digital pound. A limit of £10,000 would mean that three quarters of people could receive their pay in digital pounds, while a £20,000 limit would allow almost everyone to receive their pay in digital poundsfootnote [10], keeping outflows from the banking system broadly within the assumptions set out in the Bank’s earlier modelling work.https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/speech/2023/february/jon-cunliffe-speech-at-uk-finance-update-on-central-bank-digital-currencySo if you have more than 20k saved up, it'll be confiscated?Holy shit They literally want permanent slavery of everyone. This is absolutely fucking insane
>>214483160he is natty
>>214483336jawmogs me
>>214483336she looks a bit like the fish man from the fortnite
>>214483320no it's a woman
>>214483336did she actually tax dodge or is it just gammon-bait headlines no i will not check myself
>>214483373>Cunliffe, who is Anglo-Jewish
>>214483336She simply MUST go
>>214483294Blair was a cunt but did less damage to Whites, objectively. Johnson had immigration running at 900k per year from biomass zones like India.Bet you voted BASED BOJO in 2019
>>214483336Reminder that she was shagged with a pringles tube during a festival in Leeds
The lad who shits his pants, loses his mind, starts crying every time he reads a news article is very funny to me
>>214483396corr that's tonight's wank sorted
>>214483413Well it was him or fucking Corbyn who would have let in even more
>>214483376Yeah he is but it's still not a great bodyPretty sure your average 1950s man looked like that
>>214483403Every. Fucking. Time.
>>214483429kitten's got claws >:3
>>214483436THEY MAKE ME SEETHEI HAVE TO POST THEM HERE
got the spotify onwe don't trust you niggas
>>214482919new world order
People calling for Rayner to resign are the same people that defended Boris and his Tory cronies partying while people died.
>>214483396no wonder trannies are going mental over this gamethis is going to sell like hot cakes
>>214483421Source?
>>214483429
>>214483336such a senior politician who makes such a blunder (obviously not a mistake) needs to go.of course, Liebour are corrupt to the core so i wouldnt be surprised if nothing happens
>>214483279wouldn't even get past the cheeks
>>214483336she looks so grotty
the way they make me seethe (the way they make me seethe)they really turn me on (they really turn me on)
>>214483482They were partying while we were clapping and nurses were dancing
>>214483336I said this the other day but the Labour Party is full of jumped-up proles, former student radicals who grasped after power, repulsive cultural leftists who now serve exploitative jewish capitalism and wallow in unearned wealth. Horrible, horrible people.We need NATIONAL SOCIALISM and rule by beautiful, handsome, NORDIC men.
Guys do you remember how bad video games used to look
>>214483501ktim after 2 pints haha x
>>214483398Her solicitors advised her to do thingTurns out solicitors gave her wrong informationShes now going to pay what was owedComplete non story
had six sales in work today, had seven yesterday
>>214483421source? and pictures? any videos?
>>214483501What's hilarious is disrupting cat fights by going up to them and stroking them, I bet it fucks them right off because you've killed the mood.
>>214483560Thanks Keir, you absolute poo barm of a manGood luck with the whole governing thing
>>214483421Bet she’s a fucking gusher. Legs shaking, hot and flustered and whimpering after a filthy rogering
>>214483571I had 24You're dragging the team downNeed you fired soon
>>214483571the wolf of wall street, in the flesh.
>>214483451He wouldn't have. For one, the zhids pushing immigration would've fled
>>214483571and still no gf
>>214483403>>214483455i don't even have to check the early life section anymoreit's second nature
>>214483571Applied for a sales engineer job, sounds fucking easy and you get commission, didn't hear back though.
oh more jooz posting is it wow they sure are pesky aren't they
>>214483571wow that's a lot of blowjobs you've givennice three quid in the pocket
Love those gangbangs where they piss in the womans arse and she sprays it into a wine glass and drinks it
>>214483638
>>214483560alri camden paki?
>>214483638oh
>>214483560thought as muchshe should get her jugs out as punishment
Thinking of playing Baldurs Gate 3 again even though I've never replayed a game. I entirely missed the Laezel and Wyll storylines.
lesbian shouting at her dog
>>214483638For me it's when they poo into someone's bum who poos it back and it goes on ad infinitum
>>214483655that's nice dear :)
>>214483621Same. I instantly look at the surname, nose and facial features.
>>214483638My favourite porn video that I can't find anymore is a Polish girl being absolutely fucking disgusted when getting fucked by a black refugee. At the start of the video his cock is so incredibly dry going in and out of her pussy but by the end of the video his cock is so unbelievably soaking wet while her face is bright red and she can barely muster a grunt.
>>214483655Used to be into RPGs but haven't got round to playing it
>>214483389kek
>>214483671grow up mate
Russia won China won Iran wonNorth korea wonZOG lost
Non-Whites will accept Digital ID without thinking, btw.Look at a map of the petition against the Online Safety Act. London and Birmingham are very low percentage wise.Jews and traitorous goyim capitalist want a brown 80 IQ slave class.
>>214483657your mum giving you the business, eh?
sometimes have to stop myself from replying "screaming" to posts on other boards because they wouldn't know what i meant
>>214483729Your virginity won
>>214483638>>214483690 what is wrong with you heathermong is it the hair dye or something else
thing about smarmy salespeople is that they act like your pal, like the sale is in your best interest yet all they care about is their commissionyeah sure I'll buy your product if you pay me the amount you're receiving in commission, in cash, out of your own pocket thus forfeiting it. Otherwise no I will not be buying it.
Thinking of going travelling next year. Don't know the best countries for solo travel.
>>214483729goodthe sooner this disgusting “civilisation” falls the better
>>214483749>post bradleys automatically>occasionally you'll bump into someone off /brit/ who recognises it
>>214483729Sir Eric Striker reckons ZOG is just running down the clock
i genuinely believe that if men got pregnant they'd never get abortions
>past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thingthat age? 25
>>214483749not even a cheeky scermaine scremas?
kinotoil looms
>>214483729hows the job search going
>>214483779This is how 4chan memes spread into real life [monkey_covering_eyes_emoji]
>>214483808Master and Baiter
slippin and slidin
Just fed up with normies at work. Today, One of them referred to the migrant crisis in this country, I swiveled around in my chair, cocked my eyebrow and said "don't you mean invasion?". They just stared at me for a moment then returned to their conversation.
>>214483638why are women so vile and fans of such deplorable acts i know why men are but why women
>>214483808never got this movie desu. but my boyfriend loves it
>>214483808the lesser of two weevils screaming
>>214483783It has 10 years left tops
>>214483779>>214483820great the entire internet will be bradleyposting by christmas now
>>214482919why are they walking towards the camera
liking these new david byrne songs
>>214483840lets have a sniff of your minge then
got one of those spots / ingrown hairs that's a good mile deep down into the skin, red and painfultempting to just jam a needle in what I hope is the centre and ideally something pops but from experience I know with this kind it never works, you can never hit the centre, all it does is make it redder and worse
>>214483801The sad thing is I had girlish dreams of having a wife and kids ever since I was in school. Just dealt a bad hand innit.
im going to vietnam
>>214483828Chocolate Seal
ngl i think my entire familyaunts uncles mum dad sisters cousinsand meare all autistic
>>214483919great observation
high on life
>>214483468these niggas talkin outta they neck
>>214483757>yeah sure I'll buy your product if you pay me the amount you're receiving in commission, in cash, out of your own pocket thus forfeiting it. Otherwise no I will not be buying it.You mean you'll buy it if the salesman buys it for you? What are you some kind of fucking retard?
>>214483931got dadberg a tablet at christmasevery time i go over he's playing transport simulator games downloaded from the apple store and watching those border force shows on repeatdefinitely 'tistic
>>214483296for me it's
sowhat was the /brit/ consensus when linehan was arrested
>>214483638JAV codes?
>>214483982SEX
>>214483982mum caught me watching bible black when i was youngeroccasionally gets brought up when we're talking about our childhood
>>214484017sexual frustration
Love how posting any random shite utterly torments dtfic as he assigns it to one of the characters living rent free in his head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNMqgPeJaQ8For me it's 80s music
I like girls with tramp stamps. I need that impulsive Puckish energy in my life.
>>214483967No I'll pay the full price of the product out of my own money. But only if the salesman forfeits his commission. That means I want to see written documentation outlining what sales commission he makes on every sale and I want to be paid that money by him, not his employer, out of his own pocket so that his net gain on the sale is nothing. If he is really that certain his product is a right fit for me that he's willing to sell me it for no personal gain then I'll buy it. If not, I'm not interested in hearing his spiel that serves only to further his own gain and my expense.
know any good kebab shops?
Gyökeres is a demon in Fantasy League.
kill everyone a million times each
>>214484058looooool
>>214484058omds
>>214484115Is that an orc?
>>214484096you pick you pick
>>214484129*presses the obviously-broken-by-now-ofcom button*
>>214483982>>214484058mad how iconic bible black is that a single frame of side characters is enough to know what it iscant think of another hentai like that
>>214484039It's a legalporno thing
>>214484174such a shame the rights were lost, it would've been a bigger IP than taimamin. still mad some new testament girls weren't saved
>>214484160A and B are the same.
>>214484099He pays you for the privilege of of advising you what product to buy? You are a fucking mong
the lion cares not for laws about texting while driving
>>214479798>>214479798>>214479798
Just finished Dark season 2, and I shall not be watching season 3. What a shitty ending - when death can be undone with the old alternate reality trope, then how can anyone feel anything at a characters death?
>>214484292>>214484292>>214484292
>>214484286Kill yourself you worthless cunt
