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>>214488445they could just train the AI to detect outstanding orders like this and send them to an employee for review, it would be easy
>>214488499i wouldnt know
>>214488499I would go with "would you like to go out"
>>214488499If they would accept normally then I don't think that would disuade them, but the natural response would be what the date would consist of, so it's better to just lead with that. It might also turn a maybe into a yes if it's something they really want to do
>>214486892women are turned on by a narcissistic feeling of being desired. Incels fail because they can't fulfil the fantasy. The incel here is desperate for any woman at all, there is no fulfillment
>>214488408White men always were weak pussies. Always will be.
>>214488499It sounds antiquated and 19th century The correct way in 2025 is to speak in zoomer ebonics >Yo yur gyatt is fly as fuck girl you wanna take a spin with the rizzler in chief?
Is Taco Bell good?
Genuinely don't know how people get fat. I have to fight myself to eat 2500 calories a day.
>>214488499are you autistic? rizz is a learned skill but this aint it chief, this is cringe compilation core.
>>214488583are you indian or arab?
55 BURRITO SUPREMES55 CRUNCHWRAPS55 NACHOS55 SOFT TACOS55 HARD TACOS55 BAJA BLAST55 WATERS
>>214488626sweets
>>214488611
>>214488629Absolutely ridiculous that being straightforward isn't "rizz"
>>214488630finngolian homo novus
>>214488626Soda
>>214488673it sounds ridiculous because humans have one of the most complex mating rituals of any species ever.
>>214488583and we continue to get weaker and weaker every year. the average middle-aged white man desires muscle mommies and choccy milk and cartoons. expects mommy and daddy to pay all their bills. it's pathetic.
My face looks weathered and shitty at only 25 I walled hard. And now I look like a scary creep to women
>>214488727white bitch crying like they always do. racism is a cope.
>>214488626eating has little to do with it, it's the fact that cardio is very annoying to try to do in American towns
>>214488763American city planning is honestly one of the worst things I've ever seen and I live in a post soviet country.
>>214488742estrogen in your drinking water core
>>214488615It's slop
i made a tampermonkey script for times like these
>>214488879>tampermonkey >tftpsorry i had to
>>214488763>>214488695>>214488648I do no cardio, drink soda every day, and when I'm short on calories I often just eat a bunch of pizza rolls and still have never made it past 170lbs
been comfy rainy afternoons this whole week i was worried it was going to be dry like august
>>214488914how tall are you
Hey girl I heard your tits and vagina are fantasticMayhaps may I take a peek?This is my go to pick up line
>>214488499Absolutely not. You need to propose something specific; preferably, some kind of shared interest that has been revealed in your initial conversations>she has revealed she is a big coffee snob, and you are also a coffee snob>you know a really good café with notably good coffeeThen you need to either suggest something specific like asking if she’s free to meet you at that coffee place on Friday afternoon, or if you’re talking to her when you’re both free, then it’s better to suggest going there together immediately (higher pressure, “fun”/spontaneous, sense of adventure, etc)
i'm sex
>>214488993based
>>214488611>>214488655LMAO
>>214488819it's designed to make smart people suicidal.
>>214488907This stupid fuck doesn't know who created MDMA and he's an army zogbot vet.
>>214488995But how do I know if it's a date if I don't use the word "date"
>“white ethnic” with weird foreign name suggests categories do not exist so he doesn’t get excludedMANY such cases…
>>214489044you always were my favorite schizo
Them Tampa niggas built different. Same with fem boys from Vallejo
>>214488995what you suggest doesn't matter if she's really into you, but you should use a hook mentioning something brought up during conversation to make it natural
>>214489041>designed to make smart people suicidalThat's everything in American society Everything here is designed to reward being a loud dumb obnoxious retard
>>214489055The word “date” is too loaded, and might make them shy away from meeting up. I never use it. After a few such non-dates and maybe having sex she might start a “what are we” conversation where that sort of thing can be more clearly defined.
>>214489102>Fem*ThemGoddammit
>>2144889916'2"
My tallest friend was 6'6" and he isn't a dumb fuck and would listen to me on who made MDMA.
>>214489085nothing to see here
>>214489109The point is to give her a nominal excuse for meeting up, so she doesn’t come off as, or feel like a whore. It’s like the lyrics of “baby it’s cold outside” lol
need a superior russian woman to boss me around and make me lick her feet
>>214489240Gross
>SHERIFFS OFFICE OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
My tallest friend was 6'6", he isn't a dumb fuck and would listen to me on who made MDMA.
>>214489247
>>214489186>>214489264Your tallest friend is 666?!
everyone on earth probably has a rape victim ancestor somewhere down the line
>>214489284*rapes you*
>>214489240I need an American girlfriend of Mexican descent
*russian mobster voice* he is ehh how you say fuckeen me in my asshole
going to turn into a perma neet soon
>>214489317gross!!!!
>>214489284Perhaps. My fathers side came from the original population of europe pre-LGM and they never left, so it seems reasonable to suspect no one ever came through and raped my great•x grandmother. On my mother's side, though, all bets are off
>>214489338i read this in nikos voice
>>214489338nigga this is borat.
>>214489317>oklahoma she is probably native not m*xican
>>214489316Rape me again
Last image you saved that made you go pic related?
>MAN I AINT EEN DO DAT SHIT MAN FUCK YALL GOT ME JAMMED UP HERE FO MAN
>>214489240How about she politely asks you to lick her feet and you do it because you care about her
>>214489445my own shirtless mirror selfie post workout, deadass
Indian food I get from Indian restaurants is never nearly as good as when I make it at homeWhy is Indian food not good when Indians cook it?
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>214489445
>>214489317are electric bikes illegal in Germany?
>>214489476deal
I've never had Indian food
>>214489433No she’s called Angela GutierrezAnd she says she is of Venezuelan descent…I was wrong.Anyway she’s LatinXhttps://youtu.be/eEvFd5EXX1Q
>>214489465that aint even a YN sheriff outta pocket on this one
HINJAKU HINJAKU
>>214489284A substantial proportion of my early medieval ancestors were Norsemen who engaged in Viking activities, and Vikings were noted for their propensity for rape. Although maybe not in the modern sense of the word; rape used to primarily refer to marrying a woman without her father’s permission. There are some accounts of Anglo-Saxons lamenting how their women preferred the Norse invaders on account of their superior hygiene relative to Anglo-Saxon men.
>>214489476If someone asks you to debase yourself then it isn't for them. The respect is not mutual and you should not do things for people that don't respect you
>>214489545she needs to go back
>>214488530You can't because "ridiculous order" is a subjective concept.Ordering 10000 waters is ridiculous, but so is ordering 20 Big Macs. Unless it's for an office party, in which case it isn't.
Test post do not sneed
business idea: sepuku
i have to poo anyone want to eat it or am i flushing?
>>214489680Spinny?!
>>214489680I'd like to tie a rope around your ankle while you're sleeping so you trip and bash your face when you wake up.
my gf just sent me this lol
>>214489680I’d love to but I’m super full rn, just finished Jason‘s bowl.Next time thoSorry
>>214489727if i was spinster would you eat my poo?
>>214489542I've had it a few times, it's not bad
>I'd like to tie a rope around your ankle while you're sleeping so you trip and bash your face when you wake up.
>>214489637What disgusting shithole do you work at where 20 Big Macs is anything resembling a reasonable order?
/cum/ is an anti-racism zone
>>214489817i look like that but dont talk like that
>>214489763Her name is Phoebe though
They’re launching Cheez-It in Germany
>>214489906>Eating a salad with chopsticksNow I've seen everything
>>214489972well she hasn't on account of her genetics, don't rub it in
>>214488445>quit nicotine cold turkey 3 months ago>1 month of hell>normal since then>mind starts telling me I can handle nicotine once or twice a week without it being a habit
egg fried rice should be eaten with a spoon
>>214488693reminder to water your garloids regularly. those little guys need lovin.
>>214490061bizarre comment from people who are undoubtedly buying groceries with EBT
>>214490068basedi'm thinking thats the next thing ill quit
>>214489964What cheese snack did you eat before it?
>>214489240why are russian women so dominant? it's hot but also weird how common it is. even the uwu e-girl haxxor types seem like they'd stab me in my sleep.
>>214490121I almost broke a month ago and went to a vape shop to buy a disposable vape and then I saw the cheapest ones are now like $42 because of new gov tax and I thought fuck that.
violence against women is funny
>>214490153they are cold and quiet, and have a dead pan stare
>>214490152Never really ate cheese snacks idk!!
>>214489906i wouldn't be on /int/ - International if i wasn't interested in engaging with other cultures and races and ethnicities.
>>214490186Good for you, my only current vice is cigarettes.I want to stop
Violence against canadians is unacceptable
I got poo poo in my buttholeAnd I ain't bout to wipe that shitYou got a problem with that motherfucker then speak up!
Almost went to the gape shop but my willpower did not falter
>>214489663at least they're pouring out the crown royal
>>214490238Cigarettes were pretty easy for me to quit. The problem was the vape. Finally my parents nagging me worked. I vaped for years and randomly one day after dinner and my parents nagging me again to stop vaping I thought " fuck might as well quit " and I threw all my shit into the dumpster and began my few days of intense suffering.
I don’t cookI don’t cleanBut let me tell you, I got this ring
>>214490297Old data but yeah, our elbows are up kek
>>214490238>>214490298Also I think I will just start vaping or using nicotine again in 2 months when I move to Poland. I will be very stressed probably and will use it to cope.
>>214490308i get that he's being zesty but he's also just doing a silly dance. ain't nothin wrong with bein a lil silly guy sometimes.
>>214490428Never said there wuz!!
>>214490298>>214490376yeah i've heard vapiing is harder to quit
Americans have to pay for the ambulance
>>214490437>webmI would kys if that was me
ok i guess all the gay faggot opportunistic clickbait accounts have been fed their new talking point, that the pussy liberal german govt is "assassinating AfD candidates" when there are thousands and thousands of AfD candidates in these local elections and 6 non-AfD candidates have also died recently because that's what old people do, they die.
Millennials > Gen X > Zoomers > everything elsesorry it's just a fact.
>>214490472So do Canadians albeit
>>214490503time is leftist propaganda. i am eternal.
>>214490503Yeah the servants of Western billionaires would NEVER stoop to killing off people that get in their way or present a risk to their power. Epstein definitely killed himself too
>>214490594omg are you still talking about EPSTEIN that is sooooooo BORING like get over it already we're talking about TAYLOR SWIFT MARRYING A FOOTBALL GUY YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! ALSO CLIMATE CHANGE OR SOMETHING.
>>214490545Millennials are up there with boomers as the worst
If I visit a Walmart while visiting the United States would it be considered rude to not shart my pants
>>214490472how much?
>>214490545More like GenX >millennials and zoomers> everything else
>>214490647I want to masturbate in a Walmart toilet
Crazy how fast my brother became cringy He used to be at least kind of funny,
>>214490673When in Rome
Somebody come get herShe’s dancing like a Nigger
>>214490594>Epstein definitely killed himself tooErm it's time to move on chuddie
zoomers cannot stand someone insulting them online, it's pathological.
Do you people seriously believe in this Epstein shit
Wow I haven’t pooped today
Coffee makes me feel depressive. no idea whyi keep drinking itit feels so good for like 5 minutesI'm an addict
I'm so hungry but I can't eat>>214490783No
>>214490785i usually go a day or two without pooping
>>214490796You are gay too
>>214490783Stfu go review your moms onlyfans
>>214490594you have nigger IQ. My point was that these are people who are not in their way and don't present any obstacle to their power. No, local municipal candidate #4,700 out of 30,000 is not a threat to the federal coalition-based government
>>214490783>“I was told Epstein ‘belonged to intelligence’ and to leave it alone.”>attributed to Alexander AcostaQuote from the judge who acquitted Epstein back in 2010
>>214490796I recently quit it, my sleep is better
found out i might be drinking too much water. recommendation for the average man is 3 liters which i normally get done with by lunch time (1.0-1.5 litres of coffee, plus maybe tea and a can or two of sparkling water).going to try sticking to less water and see if i start dying.
>>214490653You should get the fuck out of this general dumb fuck.
112 days till Christmas
>>214490653lol>>214490898go back to karachi paki
>>214489637in which case you have someone review it obviously the fuck you mean, anything above a order for like 4 people max and you already automated 95% of orders
>>214490933gettin ready for cozytimesChristmas is the main holiday and the best one too, other religions can't even compete.
>>214490974Thanksgiving is the main holiday, Christmas has been degenerated into an annual wealth transfer ritual.
>>214491021No it hasn't
>>214491021This. At least Thanksgiving is uncorruptible
My bar mitzvah was better than all your christmases combined
>>214491021how do Christmas gifts work?do you have to prepare something for literally every person in your family?
>>214491021But you guys don't celebrate real Thanksgiving you celebrate some weird bastardized version that's centred around football. Canada still celebrates the real one where we pay thanks to your superior genetics and advanced technology that allowed us to conquer inferior groups and subjugate them for centuries. No sportsball involved.
>look up a girl I broke up with a few years ago>she already hit the wallLOL
>>214491090Maybe not in your Papist shithole, but it has here.
xddd
>>214491118Meh, I just get all my family a Round meal and let them all share it. I'm not buying individual gifts
I think I regret going ghost on all my friends for the past 3 years
>>214491122You got no balls to play with nigga. Just rocks l, pog and sticks
>>214491114did they order strippers for you?
>>214490643What about this video is worth viewing, saving or posting
>>214491122my family doesn't watch Thanksgiving football, that's the American marketing golem trying to smash its way into the holiday and failing. it makes billionaires seethe that that's best strategy they could come up with, trying to interrupt a family dinner with commercials like the lowly swamp creatures they are.
>>214491118The standard form is to get a gift for each person celebrating Christmas together, but there are also variants (typically used by especially large families) for example where each person draws a random name, and then each person gives and receives just one gift
>>214490437Can't tell if he's Indian, Latino, or black
Suck a nigga dick or sum
>>214491227It's literally me
Should I masturbate tonight or keep up my four day streak and use the cum reserve to blast fat rope on the GF soles tomorrow
>>214491122WE celebrate the fake Thanksgiving?? You syrupslurpers didn't even really celebrate it till you saw us start doing it then you were all "OH YEAH, TOTALLY, THANKSGIVING BRO"
>>214491248If you can't immediately tell he's Indian you haven't been here long enough
Amanda is playing
>>214491305Keep up your four day streak
>>214491306this claim has been fact checked and found to be: FALSECanadians have always had better relationships with their chugs than Americans, we allied with them while you guys literally tried to genocide them.
>>214491305shouldnt you be cumming inside her since you're trying for a kid?
just to keep you guys in the loop today's feeling like a Futurama porn sort of day, so yeah
>>214491392Her ovulation is long over so no use now anywayIf she gets her period this weekend we need to try again…But her breasts already feel different Or maybe it’s just imagination
for me, it's a futanari porn kind of day
>>214491305Obviously keep it. That's the reason I don't jerk off.
>>214491469ask her to pee on the stick, you dummy
>>214491481a tad queer
>>214491392>he doesn’t know about the footpussy
>>214491503Too early for testsSaturday she could do an early test
>>214491469Kys
>>214491235Interesting. In my family it is strictly hierarchical: you only gift those more junior than you, and if they have kids, you only have to bother giving something to their kid.
>>214491572okay good luck
>>214491573????
>>214491606He HATES starting families
>>214491591DANK u my nigga
it's insane how many viewers streamers get
>>214491580One branch of my family did the one-gift random draw method for the adults, while the adults would buy small gifts for each of the children. The other (smaller) branch just did gifts for/from everyone.
>>214491649half of its bot farming probably
>1 minute apart
There’s nothing wrong with being bald
>>214491663half is generous. besides the top 10 streamers it's mostly a way to scam advertisers out of money. advertisers think they're hitting 50k concurrent viewers every stream, reality is lucky to be a fifth of that. and nearly everyone has their finger in the pot
This retard really thinks you need to wait a full minute between posts if you use a proxy
>>214491725I don't mind thatFuck the ad companies
I think a coke dealer took over my former roommate’s phone number after the roommate moved to another country, as his number has come up as a telegram contact with a Pablo Escobar profile pic and a vague bio about selling something LOL
I was looking for a job then I found a job
>>214491777can I get an 8ball?
so many shitposts right now, I'll be back in 30 minutes and better see some improvement
>>214491783And heaven knows I can afford hookers now!!
>>214491756The ad company isn't the one that loses, it's the businesses that buy ads from the ad company. Though besides the smaller businesses that don't deserve it, I won't shed any tears that Nike and Walmart are subsidizing steaming's existence. Even if streaming is, for the most part, full of lame losers.
>>214491809Are you into billiards
I only just learned about the song Mexican Radio from the JustinRPG pokemon parody
Trump‘s tariffs are threatening Starbuck‘s most important coffee machine producer.Switzerland is NOT the enemy of the USA.
I think Lindybeige has mellowed out with age and has refocused his channel from naysaying modern views medieval warfare to more fantasy, roleplaying-type stuff. He also did a hypercorrect 'British' version of You Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog recently, that was fun.
Business idea
>>214491897the top streamers who are botting have big brand ads
>>214489637Difference being that 20 Big Macs for an office party is a reasonably realistic scenario, whereas 18000 waters is retarded and comically unrealistic.>inb4 but a marathon could use that many cups of waterYeah, but they don't get that shit from Taco Bell, do they?
I still can't believe the US government killed Peanut the squirrel
I live here
*modern views on
dead thread
>>214491951no
Did I miss him? Where's Malta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox4IRQVGsBU
>UMass Lowell under shelter in place after person with gun reported on campusreminds me of my days in school. i used to like lockdowns, it was exciting.
I have a dream
>>214491994Squirrels are not staying silent about this
I am handsome!
where are the messssicans?
>>214491994why did biden kill this fella?
Schopenhauer's Law of Entropy:If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage. If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage.
>>214492113alligator alcatraz
>>214492167nooooooooooooooo
>>214491994
it occurs to me that most of you are pozzed leftoids who love being pod dwelling urbanites surrounded by diversity
>>214492151European enlightenment elitists lostAmerican - Japanese plastic crap won
My president raped teenagers with his jewish friend
Damn, Rosie Pike has a fantastic tummy
>>214492171Me and who <3
>>214492171why do jews keep making degenerate movies like this
>>214492171Mentally ill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eZUt4Xjed4
>>214492224that's what the goyim crave
>>214492224
There’s cum in my balls but none in your bumWanna change that?
>>214492299save it
>>214492187nice meme
>>214492171In defense of this movie clip, this is hardly more explicit than American Psycho. And that movie is kino, so there is some space for this kind of extreme stuff if done right.
>>214489637i guess 20 is a good cut off number for any item
>>214492218Her pregnant tits look nice in Jack Reacher
Omega3 cum
I want to be a pod dwelling urbanite surrounded by bicycle paths and Asian girls
should i get on the goon pod?
Why are so many rich people pedos?
its over
>>214492617You should talk to some bitches, dawg
>>214492671Ublock origin on Firefox still works, or at least it did yesterday
>>214492660The sanest rich people drop out of the game after earning millions, the craziest rich people try to reach billions and then they get bored and detached from the rest of humanity. also comorbid with psychopathy or sociopathy, which dulls feelings that would keep them away from doing horrific acts they can throw enough money at to make happen
>>214492660They experienced it all already so they start craving novelty...It's not just children. They fuck animals and do the most unspeakable things.I wouldn't be surprised if they engaged in cannibalism.
Hi
>>214492671>>214492702just close and reopen your browser if you get that popup, make sure to delete cookiesit always resets it. Jewtube finds ways around it every few weeks but resetting always stifles their efforts.
>>214492671
>>214492786im speechless
>>214492702>Ublock origin on Firefox thars what i'm using, I think they hit different regions. When this was happening in America it wasnt happening here
>>214492784Are you gonna make the new thread?
>>214492786basedpoorfags seethe
support local hunter-gatherers
>>214492817No you should do it, I enjoy the seethe it causes in anons
>>214492841
>>214492752There you are, I was looking for your flag ma nun c'e sta nisciuna So what's the weather like today in Malta?
>>214492773Hey barbie
Just get YouTube premium you losers
>>214492926>giving google moneyShan't
never giving jewgle my money
>>214492786Eh, I think I'll just keep using the brave browser and a VPN but thanks. I will never watch ads for any reason. I will never tip for any reason. I will not pay for videogames for any reason.
>>214492949>>214492940Losers
Fuck you
>>214492949really? i usually tip them $10 or $20 whenever i do a search
>>214492926imagine that
>>2144929268 dollars is like a coke and a burger, so lunch, go fucking fuck yourself motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im so tired
feels great outside
suck my cock
>>214492958you simply have no principles
watchin destiny
>>214492976I used the Turkish Apple account gift card hack!!1,50 per month or whatever
>>214493033broke POS
>>214493009Brian, you suck dicks for a living
>>214493060Is this true?
I didn't sleep well because I watched Alien: Earth when it came onto public trackers at 3AM and then spent quite a while arguing on /tv/ with people who hate the show. I am so invested in it, I'd be sad if they cancel it after S1.
>>214493087Jason will eventually get kicked out of his mother's house for wearing her panties
>>214493083vvgghhh the world's greatest sport
Here comes these fucking discord weirdos againt
>>214493083It’s called tactical gameplay
new>>214493028>>214493028>>214493028
>>214492786>>214492926Watching YouTube for free with no ads makes me based actually
>>214493106He only meant well
shitty schizo new
>>214493165Not using this
I'm not posting in that new somebody make a new one
tripfags will burn in hell forever
NEW>>214493277
Bros...They are using the shit new
>>214492018Disgusting piece of shit.Get the fuck off this thread.It's Canada USA MexicoDumb fuck.
