peter edition
okay peter edition
anti heathermong action
>>214489178>>214489178>>214489178Lol
heathermong coded edition
>>214491867>>214491867>>214491867>>214491867what's so funny
>>214491907im not there
friendship ended with push day, now pull day is my best friend
i'll never post in a heathernonce thread
Learned this lesson the hard way
>>214491892It's two peters!
sir billi >.<
*enters thread*
was in a part of the gym on my own and a lass walked in and hung around for like 10 seconds looking at me then left lol
getting poo
>>214492005that supposed to be funny is it'lol' worthy is it
You're going to get what you deserve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vw_IYxqUU8
>>214492047dare you to have a meltdowngo on
>>214492047kys paedo
reckon you can change the world with one kill?
>>214491987please settle downdont want to startle the umchickens
my name jeff
>>214492047nobody cares go ahead and post your collection of bbc porn lol
>>214492031i laughed out loud so yes it was
really sad about that lisbon thing
Do the kids still wear supreme?
caberge
>>214492047bring it on you cretin
>>214492108watching the mentalist are we
>>214492108wouldnt have happened on my watch
>>214492129that's a loaf of bread dear
>>214492125nohypebeast "culture" is dead
>>214492129thats a lettuce
heatherfreaks meltdown last night was a new low for him
>>214492083
>>214492153What is "bread dear"? :)
Worst thing about early Mad Men is too many Jews.
shan't be making any good posts until jannard decides with thread is the thread
>>214492125millennial thing they're still wearing it
Best thing about early Mad Men is too many Jews.
still havent seen sopranos
DRY SOCKET PAINAGONISING PAINTEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE SILENTLY SOBBING PAIN
Who would play you in your biopic?
>>214492083Alri Jeff lad, my names Gary.
>>214492228Gargle cold salt water, take aspirin, ice your face
>>214492240The Rock
>>214492225Christopher has Adriana killedTony kills ChristopherTony dies at the endCheers x
not a fan of the millenial male mullet and facial hair combo. you know the one. the one where they look like they smell
>>214492108What Lisbon thing?
>>214492265Fucking cunt
>>214492240Kobe Bryant but he's dead and black.
>>214492266the 'wacky bruce'as it were
>>214492240Steven Anthony Lawrence
>>214492292
>>214492240An actor that hasnt been born yet
posting in all the /brit/s
>>214492240hunter schafter
>>214492265>Tony dies at the endWrong
>>214492266I do smell
>>214492186
if job centre wants me to upload something by the 4th of september (tomorrow) does that mean I have tomorrow to do it?any neet lords in?
>>214492265>Tony dies at the endnah
>>214492357good lad
>>214492357Cope. Tony got whacked from 3 o clock,
>>214492382wtf they gonna do? fire you?
>>214492415
>>214492382if jobcentre want you to do something you don't do it and say mental health got to you, stay strong neet squire
>>214492411shes so insanely unattractive i dont get it at all
>>214492409reddit opinion
Well?
>>214492444this she is fucking disgusting
>>214492409Any visual or audible evidence of this?No? Didn't think so
>>214492444>>214492469She’s going to be absolutely filthy in bed
>>214492489so what
>>214492456how is it not 95%
>>214492415cut the bennies off
Cronem being taught English
>>214492489This is highly illegal. Mods!
>>214492489what the hell......they cant do that!
>>214492240Nobody would want to watch a film about any of the lads on here
my wife
imagine sitting eating onion rings in a diner and yer da just gets his fuckin head blown off by some cunt
cankerslop again, is it?
deputy prime minister pulling delboy-tier schemes, dipping into her mongo son's medical trust to buy properties
blud broke out the iphone to spam
>>214492547Only feel bad for Meadow.
want to play the MGS3 remake but i'm not paying 70 fucking quid for it
heebie jeebies achievied
>>214492564
>>214492564probably because he keeps getting banned nowwonder why ^>^
>>214492444thought she was bad enough from the front almost puked when she turned to the side and saw her jew goblin nose
I'm starting to scare myself
I don’t understand how people can be religious in the current year. These people often defend anti intellectualism and give crazy copes for the reason they’re religious. Morality doesn’t come from religion. It’s inherent at this point. Science always win
>>214492599the raped
suppose changing your race with makeup is okay now going as al jolson for Halloween
>>214492592she needs to get back to her 'tex roots
nth for the baddiedem
sacre bleu where is me mama!
eggsy from goldie lookin chain sex arse
>>214489178
why is he so racist
got analord on the hifi
disarming emerald eyes
>>214492661looks like the chinese bred an alan carr + harvey price hybrid
need to stay up until 6am tomorrow and tried changing my sleep schedule for it but alright getting sleepy right now im going to be fucked
>>214492654i can understand why people wouldn’t believe in organised religion such as yhe binble but materialist atheism is also very retardedthat is believing that reality is entirely mechanistic and random, and that conscious awareness is merely an illusion created by a coincidental configuration of atoms
>>214492635she looks like she belongs on a medieval tapestry
>>214492592Pirate it then
>>214492532Depends how it ends but I think my life might be fairly interesting. A tale of loss, tragedy, struggle and redemption. One man works his way to the top then has to go straight and do it all over again. How it ends?You decide.
>>214492663get them watched
>>214492709why lad
yeah?
10 hour goon finished
>>214492744never reply to me again
>>214492754night shifts
why do we rely on the taiwanese for microchips? surely someone else knows how to make them. it can’t just be a secret. why can’t we make them in ireland or slovakia?
>>214492708so a bit like rorke
>>214492780don't tell me what to do
wow that shit took literally 6 and a half hours for LITERALLY nothingfor literally three palikas
>>214492792shut the fuck up
>>214492822just did fatso
>>214492825whats your goal is it to catch 'em all
>>214492592corrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>214492792Because otherwise why would we care about taiwan?
>>214492792mongoloid little polshits should stfu and know their place :) go fix pipes or cut wood faggot. nobody likes you by the way
Remember 2019 lads?No BoriswaveNo Digital IDNo WW3 fearmongering Nobody had heard of Klaus Schwab
the science one and the coffe one,,,,,
>>214492866why are you having a melty? i’m asking a legitimate question
>>214492663innit>>214492856more like r phwora
>>2144925100.001 people get the disease and 0.95 get a real positive test0.001*0.95=0.000095 or 0.095% chance of actually getting a real positive test result.More likely to be in the 5% that got a false positive
>>214492855no, it (walking for 2 hours each way) was to get the special ability rend, which doubles (or boosts) the distance you can see wild Pokemon for 10 minutes so I needed that
>>214492792samsung intel and texas instruments all have foundries, Taiwan has just poured enormous resources into it, it would take decades of profitless infrastructure building to catch up with them.and of course there's the whole geopolitical game with china and whatnot where Taiwan is desperate to have an industry that keeps the world interested in defending them from china
>>214492891retard shit
where would we be without them? proxima centauri minimum
>>214492456physicians aren't statisticians and they don't make diagnoses based on statistics
blackpill: ALL fast food burgers (McDonalds and KFC) put dietary supplements in their foods, to ruin your appetite the food itself isnt filling, they just want you to feel sick seeing food after eating theirs this would be great for the food industry. please help spread on pol (this is literally the truth and you probably cant disprove it)
>>214492845*ignores your request*
>>214492792moving production would require a huge capital investment that no one wants to pay for
>>214492962shared what's on weymouth x
>>214492456this is a trick question that you probably wont understand to know it you would have to know the prevaliance of the disease AND the patients history. otherwise it is pointlessCanada is right probably
>>214492941idgi
ah, I have already used my daily incense. well,
diet never really starts
Mad how much I wish it was 15 years ago
>>214492983her content sucks, she should know her place as an ewhore
>>214492879
watching bareback mountain
>>214493059same 2bh
>>214493059wish i hadn't completely arsed up my life x
I guess I gained 200k stardust, and - somehow - 20 rare candies today
*snaps fingers to Snuffed on Sight*
I need my dick jerked off with 2 hands while I sit down and pretend like its how she wants it and nothing more- simpy put,
>sunset>19:40Oh, it is so over, darling
earlier i had a wank to a lass who pissed on the floor and licked it up. feel as though i need to confess my sins.she was ugly too which i liked for some reason
>>214493130mate its 22:35
went for a walk
damn this (special ability rend) fucking sucks. that shit was NOT worth itmy feet hurt
>>214493150>she was ugly too which i liked for some reasonhonestly prefer wanking to 6s and 7s than to 9s and 10s. probably something to do with my psychological masochism and self hatred
>>214493144fucking birds like these need to be taught a lesson and squeezed in the palms of human hands fucking nature
>>214493059>Year 10 at school>playing Bad Company 2, MW2, GTA IV, Mafia 2, Red Dead Redemption, Mass Effect, Batman Arkham Asylum, Burnout ParadiseIt was so good, take me back, lad :(
>>214493189she was more in the 3-4 category
>>214493162Take a one day break from PoGo or else you will be sedated.
>>214493144:(
>>214493158idiot mong boy. nobody wants to have your ugly mug ruin their day. stay inside next time
>>214493078I enjoy her autistic yapping
>father didn't want his 15 year old daughter to date an 18 year old boyHow come she murdered her father for that?
oh yeah and I went around trying to start fights with people and someone literally just told me to go kill myself I went around telling people to go kill themselves after that and no one got mad. one guy asked me if I was OK and I asked him why he was so happy, then (he didnt tell) I asked if that was his gf and he said yeah
>>214493209LOVE me bad company 2
>>214493196go and take yourself away from everythingquickly nowgo
>>214492901But we already know that this person has tested positive. Their odds aren’t 1 in a thousand, they are much higher, just by virtue of the positive result
I was at school during Covid. “Year 11” as I believe you call it. Mad times.
>>214493130good evening
>>214493215also works if theyre doing something degrading
>>214493130Only starts feeling shit when the clocks change and it's suddenly dark at 6pm
Feeling gay and whimsical. ZESTY. MOIST!
>>214493227OK I will go out tomorrow! as planned! >>214493246sexo she has big tiddies
>>214493246because he was a pig shit
2010-2014 was the last "good times"
Love the smell of Bold with that fabric conditioner, I think its name is 'spring awakening' or some shit
still got half a can left, don't want it
actually I dont mind being horse. it is fine
>>214493289pig shit
Put out more flags
>>214492901you also did it wrong
>>214493332grim how much of the country looks exactly like this
rorke planning out a ram raid on the royal armouries after bossman forgets to put sauce on his kebab
>>214493271nah because 1000/1000 people are capable of getting a false positive, only the 1/000 that get the disease are able to get a true positive result.the odds of getting a false positive is higher despite the 5%
holy shit this fucking Pokemon is 20km buddy distance thats 100km of walking (not excited) for 10 minutes of boosted vision. I walk maybe 24,000km/day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2gmCTMWgbUwhere's this accent from?
Sir Adolf Hitler
>>214493246tits on her
>>214493381>I walk maybe 24,000km/dayyeah?
dont feel like eating so i wont x
>>214493389nonceshire
>>214493366type of shite working class retards post on facebook
>>214493289>>214493421She's an evil murderer, you sick fucks
>>214493436yeah from routes not counting the times I get bored and fuck off somewhere, or getting there, or back
Really enjoy the phrase "urban scarecrow"
>>214493450needs a picture of tom hardy next to it NOW
going on a 24,000 km hike later
>>214493366>>214493450>hobbles 3 doors down the council estate to give them a blowie at 2am
should buy an umbrella
This girl murdered her grandparents, she's the personification of evil
yeah at least you can do he trick to get your buddy excited in 2 hours to get those 5 candies with 50km walked
>>214493486see you tomorrow x
1km = .6 miles its not hard
If you're out on the roadFeeling lonely and so coldAll you have to do is call my nameAnd i'll be there on the next trainWhere you lead i will followAnywhere that you tell me toIf you need, if you need me to be with youI will follow where you lead
>>214493490GIWTWM. need my dick sucked nah it makes it cheap. im not cheap
NIGGER
Adventure Quest, Club Penguin, Travian, Newgrounds, Nick games
>>214478627it probably went digging into some red rubbish
actually rorke he was a palestinian a palestinian rorke yeah you know him well he was a palestinian right a palestinian what do you think about that rorke a palestinian that flag that guy a palestinian rorke
>>214493558
>>214493578So what if he was?
actually I dont mind being horse. its fine
Evil Evil Evil
>get your buddy excited
>>214493578ronke in tears
DJ ESCO LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOO
might walk from Land’s End to John o’ Groats 18 times later x
>>214493150Almost exclusively wank to fat chicks since that's the only kind I have had sex with.
>>214493494Barry growing like he's a bloody tree ahaga x
Jojo's throwing romans and you're blackpilled??
>>214493578I support Palestine and English Ethnosocialism
I will never have children
>>214493632
>>214493610are you over 18 or a child actually any 18+ would be OK with answering, so ] are you 18+
>>214493574Yes to all except >Travian>Nick gamesNever did em
>>214493646um
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R92Wti_j-3Y
>>214493646w-why
murder in broad day murder in broad day
>>214493677just asking before I start shouting (if they are 18+)
Does /brit/ recognise Taiwan or do we follow the One China policy
>>214493609
Ursula von der Leyen is the perfect example of the decline of Europe.A rather attractive Nordic woman who nonetheless has completely been warped by liberal-jewish capitalist ideology and supports the Kalergi Plan to eradicate Europeans and is a shrill matriarch.
>>214493681Would shag this bloke absolutely rotten!
>>214493703She's a serial killer!
>>214493698One China PolicyTaiwan separatism is insanely gay
wtf why do they have so much cake
I can hear my chad brother on FaceTime with a girl while I’m laying in my small bed with my feet hanging off the edge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnwSfkJp4P4
>>214493716stop same fagging your own posts you bent cunt
OK, got a cubone (and my research done), thatnk-you rend now I get (3500XP and) 3 premium raid battle passes. now I have 5. now I can get 3 more raid Pokeon than my 2 Pokemon I would get from daily passes. now I can get 7 of those Pokemon
does Graham Lineham LikePocket Monsters ??
>>214493716appreciate the enthusiasm but please don't misgender her again
>>214491959elaborate
actually thats hot actually thats my fetish
What would you do if your daughter was a murderer?
might go become eviljust to try it out, see what's the rage
fucking state of /brit/it's over
err
>at least I have a job That’s how my mum and sister shut down any argument I have with them even when it has nothing to do with jobs
Do you think a Russia vs NATO war will happen?Honestly, even with EU leaders sabre rattling I don't see it. They keep passing the buck on who will send troops and they know morale in western Europe is nonexistent.
>>214493788
>>214493833if this (or the blue dress girl) was my daughter, I would fuck her
>>214493856they've done you tbfmaybe get a job
*enters /brit/*Evening gays
she cute
>>214493856get applying lad
>>214493780
>>214493856next time ask them who they sucked for itthat'll shut them up
>>214493869fuck your sisteryou know you should
>>214493876>>214493886when I’m ready
>>214493880i can't lie that's kinda peak stille
>>214493874WHAT
x has fallen
me when i meet the gyaldem
>>214493913I said if this was my daughter I would fuck her
>>214493927
>>214493889no This Mustn`tBe Done
the Jews (Kier Starmer or Ed Milliband, Liz Truss) will never legalize incest by the way
What does the council of /birt/ have to say with regard to the independent statehood of Kosovo
>>214493927Not normal u
>>214493964know a girl from there
>>214493927This is not right
if I had a daughter I would straight up kill myself. you think I enjoy coming here every day? imagine not having to wake up and turn on the computer
>>214493964i memorised its capital so it better stay as a country or i've wasted a whole neuron on it
>>214492664lovely eyeballsare they real?
If one of the Stockport lads are here right now then sorry for scaring you by saying I would probably rape you
>>214493944we all dip to the cinny coast to get a few rare candies on the side but catching is a step too far in my booklock him up and throw away the key
>>214493964uh let me be clear, the uh people of Kosovo have a right to uhhh self determination
I mean to say "if I had a kid" would obviously be better if I had a kid and it was a boy
>>214493964if it pisses off the serbs it’s funny
>>214493913crazy expletive!
>>214493964I’m Serbian so
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1756931258750660s.jpgSEXOOOOOOOOOOoh my GOD PLEASE GODYOU, DONT get mad
>>214493989huh?
>>214492744>fallenshadowlooked this one up yesterday as somebody said she was british but she's was talking in a yank voicedisappointing
sry but this is literally me sorry (im obviously not a Reggie)
genuinely are no jobs hereapplied to all relevant vacancies within 30 miles and it only took me a few hours
>>214493989
>>214494101Yeah we're a bit fucked hahaha best get on the alcohol and/or hard drugs ahahahaha
Kosovo is Serbia
>>214494101We need a job building. You just walk in and you get a job no interview no CV nothing
>>214494068>>214494106I meant, if I had a kid I would kms literally if someone was my kid and they came find me and it was I would kill myself TODAY. I wont wanna be fucking alive. idk
>>214494101same where i amcompletely quiet
Crimea is Serbia
bring the workhouses back
>>214494124Kosovo je Srbija
>>214491814>>214491814>>214491814actual new
my dad would be pretty sadge if he heard me say that, but its true
>>214494120haven't had a drink in like 2 weeks xx
>>214494130that's what they did in the soviet union but a LOT of people had pointless menial jobs from it
>>214493999yh>>214494083she's did a bazza stream like last month
>>214494586both me x
>>214494682wahey x
>>214492470The director confirmed it with a slip during an interview. Lorelet
