It’s a Dark Academia type of evening
I WANT TO HAVE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
still howling at the poster this morning whose family chaperone him to the cinema at the age of 21 and open his post
trying noise cancelling headphones. i can hear the ocean
might take a trip to japan and mcfuckingkillmyself, thoughts?
Looking back at old photos of my wife from when we first met 10 years ago and her chebs have at least tripled in size
What would you do if your mum did this?
>>214489712cronem upstairs was getting a luh too violent? xx
>>214489674What happened to him
the fucking lisbon funicular derailed that's awful
>>214489732why is she such a weirdo
toonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVhftLmq_E&list=RDqmVhftLmq_E&start_radio=1&pp=ygUYb24gdGhlIGJyaW5rIGRpbm9zYXVyIGpyoAcB
>>214489736dead now, of course
>>214489737yeah?
might watch some videos of people playing the bass
leftypol and rorke reunited
>>214489737>>214489737>15 killed
>>214489671Isn't there a scene where you can see her tits that was cut? She flashes a truck or something. Might have made it up
>>214489717she was 9 when you married her, mo
Why do women like to be beaten?
love weed mecan’t wait to get high after work and lay under my blanket whilst listening to pulp later
>>214489753oh
>>214489701ktwma21
my life has become so bad i’m nostalgic for like 5-8 years ago when it was still complete shit
>>214489589what a gorgeous body. more suicide fuel thanks
>>214489781Yeah she flashes a truck, don't see her tits though
>>214489736Insulted the Kind of Thailand and was arrested
>Hot Mic Captures Putin, Xi Discussing Organ Transplants And Immortality
>>214489759get it watchedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_X7mMU6Gb0
>>214489799i'm holding out for a "redo" starting in 2011
corrrrhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756765375034041.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756765375034041.mp4
>>214489732she's the type who will try to upstage and undermine her son's future girlfriends and especially his future wifeassuming she doesn't try to make him gay
>>214489673Limp wristed melt milk thisHonestly, filtered milk whatever nextGrow up and drink regular blue top like an adult
done a fart during a very serious meeting
>>214489832mad that my cock is too small to do that flaccid
>>214489849i think i have this one
Really am fond of /brit/ and don't feel any guilt or shame over that
i feel quite hungry
>>214489737likely mostly tourists on itthe lisbonians are probably glad
Imagine how much therapy Keanu Reeves needed after filming this traumatic movie... I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy
Enjoying the Autumn posting lads, keep it up
>15 killed
no alicorns
>>214489828ok i will watch it !!mad to think this guys probably dead now...
>>214489922She's got her vagina on display
>>214489922why does one of the fannies stick out way more than the other two
>>214489832
right well you can't post that can you
>>214489922cockmogs me by far!
>>214489986that's a willy mate
anyone else such an incel that they get flashback of kissing a girl just while randomly existing cos it's such a lightbulb memory experience
>ok i will x it !!Not nominated for gimmick of the year?
im gonna cu m
Lethal weapon 3 starting on itv4 lads
It's a little depressing when people think I am in my 20s. Reminds me of my wasted youth.
>>214490012the good ones never are"drunk man outside going uugh uugh uugh" was robbed
>>214490034Cheers Grandad xx
>>214490012ok i will vote for it !!
week off soon, gonna buy 20 bottles of paix dieu and get drunk
doing a poo
Can hear the familiar jingle of uber eats in my flat stairwell. Some runt in another flat has got an asylum seeker to deliver his slop.
>>214490042Don't remember that one desu
any advice for the young at heart going?
>>214489799kek absolute same
haha milk to spicy
What if Sally is secretly a /brit/ poster?
>>214490042Not a very good gimmick that
>>214490092what if you werent a boring bastard
I JUST WANTED TO BE ONE OF THE STROKES
>>214489799Same here, but only because I actually had some potential.
Oh kimmy tek it
>>214489790Male strong enough to protect
gonna have sex with something later
>>214490103If I'm boring, how come I get plenty of (You)s?
nth for the gyaldem
>>214490119NOOO, be nice to moon face girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHXFARUOYY0&list=RDZ2YiRgGjF1Y&index=5
any linux man in?
>>214490110always thought i had potential but i was sadly mistaken haha
THE MARTINI POLICE>>214490159arch man me btw
Off out to get a beer and then call the Samaritans up to whine about my lonely incel slug life
>>214490096it's very very stupid and i appreciate it for thatdon't like a gimmick with an agenda, me
>>214490178*Sick drum roll*Need a new fucking album fuuuuckkkk
>>214490129are you the lad that's going to be listening to pulp in bed after work?
>>214490195tell us mate
>>214490169wtf i love chat gpt now!
>>214490169Derpy and very sweatyCarol Vordeman on a very hot summer's day
>>214490096Begin with your family.
>>214490218yes why
>>214490164That depends. Did you have any desirable qualities?
EASY MONEY (arctic monkeys (not king crimson))
>>214490119>>214490142>>214490127White girls also like to get slapped
>>214490241just curious wasn't I?
>>214490178ive got arch as wellneed to yay -Syuu, been a while
>>214490110i had potential on the surface but when the entire world feels completely alien and like a riddle i can never figure out its all for nowt. there’s something really deeply wrong with me but it’s hard to put my finger on what
>>214490220I am a lonely incel slug in my 30s who has no mates (besides you lads but we all know it's not real). I'm dying to hang out with people and to also have a girlfriend but as it stands I can't maintain a conversation or look people in the eye for long, so I am trapped in an incel slug existence and I feel like it will be that way for all eternity. Wah wah wah
>>214489880
some of you freaks need locked up
>>214490248you doing two shows a day four nights a week?
>>214490279Lock me up daddy
>>214490263haven't updated in months, just not gonna haha x
>>214490200Ballbusting was the last true AAA gimmick
105th for poop
>>214490277Kek, Rorke exposed
>>214490268There's still the pre-ban /brit/ meet.
>>214489887Why are you glorifying mutts? Are you Irish diaspora?
>>214490268would meet you irl and be you're mate, wy@?
just realised i've been washing my clothes with cold water for the last 3 years haha oops x
>>214489922ummy cummy
raping a poo
>sup crodie
rorke agreeing with leftypol
>>214490195i really admire people who volunteer for the samaritans
can't meet up with the other stockport ladsone of them is scary and the other one is weird (you know which one you are)
>>214490398poo scrumbler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tdLqH4oR-Mwe have to retvrn
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS
Starting to feel dope sick. Wish I had heroin.
>>214490406:(
>>214490432reminded me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LBnMRWeV-Eof which we must return
sup crodie how do you hold your pen
Just imagine, when they find a way to prevent aging in humans you'll have 50 year olds just as peng as 17 years and 365 day olds
>>214490446maimy x
>>214490476dey just done got clartened x
>>214490451>feeling dope sickhow bout you feel some bloke’s dick?
>>214490495Better not be any Rubles in there!
*walks down the stairs**does a little hop at the end*
yep, that's a FOY
>>214490398
Oswald Mosley, presente!William Joyce, presente!Enoch Powell, presente!John Tyndall, presente!Jonathan Bowden, presente!Those who fell for Britain, PRESENTE!
REALLY BLOODY GET ME IN THE MOOOD
>>214490159>>214490178I used to enjoy using debian but it's honestly such a collosal waste of time, focus on learning game development or something
>>214490406i ran from didsbury to stockport the other week
>>214490517pack it in
>>214488971Don't want me? I've spent half my life in Brecon, most of my close family live throughout Powys. I'm returning home, not dropping by for a visit. Fuck off you bitter cunt, bet you live in Merthyr.
>>214490486>>214490491is piff as x
powys is such an ugly name
>>214490552mark speaking how may i direct your call
bro im so darn horny
commie/nazimongs posts have been amazing recentlyneed a compendium of them
/archinstall, nothing personal windows
based spam reporting them for violating us law
mentioned
>>214490598i just mentally filter that rubbish, assume most do the same
>>214490580
>>214490565and gmp still didn't catch you? fair play mate
>>214490485White women brutally mog asians
>>214490446big fan of are maimy. would love to bury my face between her arse cheeks
don't know what to do lads, was saving for a deposit, might just buy some land and live in a shipping container
>>214490585fuck kinda baby ass poopoo lord of the rings name is that
My fucking data is taking the piss today.Fuck you O2, I get 10gb with my package, you can't throttle me just because I've used 2gb
a wank a day keeps the gf away
a man named poowys
nigger
>>214490622I've travelled up and down this countryFrom the Pennines to Land's EndBut if you ask my favourite place of allThe answer isn't hare to comprehendI'm going back to StockportThere's nowhere that can beat itThat's right, I tell you, StockportYou want me to repeat itWell, it's S.T.O.C.K.P.O.R.TStockport, Stockport, it's the place for me
>>214490652my gf cried when she caught me gooning once and kept asking why i would choose to jerk off over fucking her
setup my guitar
poo wise
it really is a masterpiece
any monasteries but like i can do whatever i want and wank and use /brit/? basically like somewhere i can live, but without worrying about money. they should open one if not
business idea: massive knockers
>>214490686what 'tar x
>>214490598nigga giving props to himself kys
Having a look>>>/wsg/5959317
>>214490711think of the back pain :/
>>214490704this country is such a shit hole its commendable
Britain spends £2.3bn a year on taxis taking SEND pupils to school
>>214490708so basically you want somewhere to doss around for free and with no responsibilities for the rest of your life?
Can't even articulate how badly I fucked up by mistreating and dumping exberg. Cannot even put it into words. Will regret my decision until my deathbed.
>>214490636for me it's her chebs
Ask me anything about National Socialism.
>>214490685Sometimes a wank is just betterSimple as
>>214490680it's over.....they've got our landmark.....our heritage
Wear some nice shoes. Natural materials. None of that cheap rubbish. Do better. Dress smarter.
>>214490751thought you could do better, eh?
>>214490751text her you retard>>214490767yeah like fucking her is so much goddamn work sometimes i just wanna cum in like 2 minutes. am i not allowed even that?? stupid b word
>>214490714stratocaster
>>214490793A Sensitive Young Man
>>214490750i think that’s my right if i so wish
>>214490793would look like a hobbit if i were to dress like that
>>214490793does he have a scarf wrapped around the top of his head like a babushka
>>214490806hope you're trading it in for a tele soon as
Right well it's pube time
>>214490750Not him, but yes.
>>214490801Nah not at all. I just took her for granted and used her without regard for her feelings, then once she was traumabonded to me I started getting annoyed by her irrational behaviour and dumped her... I deserve to be shot>>214490804>text her you retardI'd never do that to her.
Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
have to repeatedly prod my taint to do wee wees these days
Might play some Disco Elysium. I hear the writing is fantastic and quirky.
it’s crazy how in the past you could just stop paying taxes and go live in the wilderness and nobody would come after you or anything if you so chose. even crazier that you could just go to another country and nobody would care
had sex twice like a decade agonever had a gf
>>214490869nah, but my squier tele is the only guitar I miss, had it one pickup like an esquire, selector as cap/tone and volume/full blast, was very peng
>>214490762kill yourself
>>214490923you cab do thst now
Sir Adolf Hitler
>>214490941KTIM
>>214490888no offense you sound like a giant pussy, she probably wouldn’t take you back if she’s realized this too
>>214490487But I’ll already be dead
>>214490941Shagged three girls, one around six times, the second maybe three dozen, and the third over two hundred easily. Don't feel so bad about being sexless for over six years cause of it.
um hi x
>>214490941was with my first gf for 3 years and none since, fucked up so fucking bad, hate myself so fucking much
>>214490806>>214490869hello guitar lads i play this guitarit is cheap and gay and rubbish and red and i love it so so much
>>214490991whats that
>>214490969I was a low inhib zero empathy Chad before her, after her I am a sensitive meek guilt ridden pussy - you aren't wrong mate.
>>214490991heya <3
>>214490991UM x
>>214491014based, you don't need more
>>214491020cat
Underwear
>>214490762what's your fave ccgg collab? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmqJuBAT_TE
>>214490991Big kot
>>214490991>pic of snow leopard>doesn't include the fluffy pawsPiss off
>>214490505Na I’ve had some tapentadol and it’s probably placebo but already starting to feel better
getting cold, no heating in my shed you see, might go to bed
>>214491032well that makes two of us i guess
>>214491014i also own a fender squier, sunburst x
>>214491095what are you doing in your shed
>>214490979Nah we'll be like 80 when they'll manage to reverse aging. But we'll already have aged, so we'll just look really weird (after having aged and then un-aged). We'll be known as the primordial boomers, the oldest of the old. We'll be respected as ancient beings with tons of knowledge, but no women will fuck us because we'll be incredibly weird looking. It'll be great
I wish Mexico was colder then I could dress more Dark Academic
>>214491110Being a MAN
>>214491063
>>214491101I want to be abusechad again, but there's no going back.
>>214491110housemateberg is shagging his gf, don't need to hear that so I'm in the cuckshed
>>214491014lovely colourcouldn't get cheap nice shit like in my piece of shit left handed incel world x
>>214491131Even at 80 I don't think /brit/ lads will be wise. If anything we'll be treated like lunatics
>>214491135powerful..>>214491143yeah hate it when brotherberg does that would be nice to have a good shed to hide in
and the latest from gossip_guy?
>>214491169you're not a piece of shit incel x
People think it strange that i've drank a minimum of 6 cups of coffee everyday, year round, since I was 10.I'm just a northerner kek
>>214491175insulate it and I'd happily live in here
>>214491188*blushes*
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
I live alone in my smelly arsehole incel flat yet I have 7 (SEVEN) tea mugs. Utterly bizarre behaviour
got no mates never had a gffatweird porn fetishes don’t enjoy tv or films - just use /brit/ and tik tok all day
>>214491172Speak for yourself. I read wikipedia every evening, I have BOOKS of pointless knowledge in my head. Did you know Big Ben is only called that because some guy that worked on it was called Ben?
>>214491220
>>214491215UM x
>>214491189this nigga stay WIRED>>214491221did you steal them?
>>214491220I'm going to fly to Santiago and pound tight Chilean pussy for this post
>>214491229what porn fetishes
>>214491242ah, so you're the umchicken.
>>214491229
>>214491229would be your mate if not for the last one, grow up
>>214491258prefer not to say. nothing illegal though
>>214491238never known was the context of this was
>>214490895I own one coat, one pair of trainers, t shirts and 3 pairs of jeans that I rotate
>>214491238lmao what is happening here
>>214491251when you arrive, contact me, i'll let you sleep in my bed while you stay
>>214491244>did you steal them?No, I'm not evil
>>214491298You mean slit my throat and burn my body?
>>214491297
LEAVE CHILE RIGHT NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-9Szj-M6yM
Ominous knocking of my window
>>214491278UM X
>>214491284dopamine receptors are fucked. i’m actually considering buying a safe with a timer to put my phone in all day for a while
might wank really hard and at the moment of climax get someone to hack my head off with a butchers knife
girl in the coffee shop knows my order, reckon she wants to shag?
Na night Ziggeh, see ya in the mornin'
>>214491372all girls want to shag but definitely not with you
>>214491327kek reminds me of pinoshit getting arrested in london back in 98
Any owls in?
>>214491364don't forget to film it so in can be posted on four chan dot org slash int slash brit slash every day
>>214491364avoided that webm earlier can someone describe it in detail
>>214491372
>>214491372reckon she just doesn't want to interact with you so she made sure to memorise it jokes x
>>214491131Na I’ll be dead. I’m 33 nearly 34 and very unhealthy. If I live 20 years it will be a surprise. In fact I’m surprised I’ve lived this long. In any case they will never reverse ageing, medicine is moving towards preventative medicine. Children will be tested for genetic flaws and given strict diets and treatments from a young age. In 100 years 40 year olds will look like 17 year olds today and live on average to 100. The rich anyway. Poor people will always live in a gutter eating scraps. In 1000 years people will age so slowly that a middle age person will have better health than the average teenager today. Not me though. I’m big and fat and poor and have no intention of doing anything to try and slow or reverse ageing.
love learning about all the dog breedsreckon i could identify all of them and mixes quite proud of myself
I STILL GOT PICTURES OF RORKE ON THE WALL
ever since i decided to become a pothead my eyes have been consistently very dry and have like a rough sandy texture
>>214490471sup crodie tripod gripi used to insert three fingers inside 16-year-old's gyat's pussy, and once inside i'd fan my fingers open until she said it was hurting
I will die around 2065 and in my mind it never seems far off.
>>214491449*licks your eyeball*yeah need to sort that out mate
what's the point of living an extra 50 years ill still be a broken ass virgin nigga
>>214491438Lets try you out, identify this one?
umposters shaking their bums to manchild x
emotional ponytail squibby head
>>214491484dogberg
>>214491411Almost 2 years since Starfield released and it's still a massive pile of shit.
Thoughts on the Turner Diaries?
50 more years of this. Sick of it. There must be more to life than this, there must
you’ve got some upumposter on your shirt mate
should i learn ninjutsu or stick to western magic?
>>214491474That's when ill be retiring, about to start my life
>>214491438mutants all of theman abomination
>>214491523you should be studied in a laboratory
>>214491520He's only gone and cinched it x
>>214491530where *looks down too quickly and accidentally snaps my neck dying immediately*
>>214491484some kind of pit mix, maybe with beagle or a similar small hound i dont actually know lol
my next battle will but the finno-korean hyperwar to shame
People talking about retiring in the 2060s are funny.By then the West will either look like Camp of the Saints (in which case you might as well die) or Berlin in 1938.
>>214491169just looked it up and the only left handed squier sonic is an ugly black and white stratocaster and it's still £30 more expensive than all the other oneswhat a load of bollocks
>>214491609what was wrong with berlin then it looked clean and safe
Emmyank is trying to write in deutsch on their general and making an ass out of him?self
>>214491609shut your up
retiring in china in 2050 surrounded by a hapa legion
>>214491585My childhood dog was identical to the dog in that pic, he's a Teddy Roosevelt Terrier. You can tell by the distinctive colouration, and the musculature.I thought my dog was a Jack Russell Terrier for the longest time, and this was an integral part of my English self image - turns out the little prick was an American
>>214491626Well exactly. But rest assured people thinking they can retire like boomers are delusional.
>>214491616welcome to my world,,,,,,,fav colourway of all time is olympic white tele with a rosewood neck and they literally make a SQUIER version but for left handed you only get butterscotch blonde no matter what (which I think looks decent tbf) but that's it
the tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62CuJZ97oCk&list=RD62CuJZ97oCk&start_radio=1
>Ex-barge asylum seeker sentenced for sex attackWhen will leftypol realise what sort of people are entering this country?
dunno why i'm so farty. only had chicken and rice yesterday
>>214491657
sort my life out, for what?
>>214491523Even in my gigarorke phase I was too lazy to read it.
>>214491675>>214491675>>214491675
>>214491737dont evne like asians but would sarifice myself for her
>>214491719Leftypol doesn't actually interact with migrants besides when they deliver his food and groceries during a mental health day so he doesn't know
>>214491698>olympic white basedi'm going to nail a fish to the door of my local guitar shop in protest of this nonsense (facing left)
Praying this isnt true
>>214489178>>214489178>>214489178
>>214491609My retirement is supposed to commence in 2059.
The official >>214491814>>214491814>>214491814
>>214491770you're one of the good righties lad
fucks sake lads
