twiggy
neigh
former best friend who I haven't spoken to in over a decade but who always sends me emails on my birthday just sent me an email saying she has tickets to oasis on saturday and asking if I want to come
no thank you
>>214496140
Rorke's collectibles
>>214496150they're sexually mature women it's not noncey at all
>>214496140>>214496149boiling
>>214496140nigga got the push to inflate cock and bollocks
twiggy is a cute edition
>>214496186
>>214496171is that patricia neal?who is that?
>>214496168not sure about that one.
doin a watch
erm
I think Vladimir Putin has autism. I can see the signs in him.I'm not saying this as a Ukraine shill or something. This is just an objective and unbiased assessment.
im horsegood boy? yes(?):3
>>214496194yeah
>>214496235:)
>>214496232I thought he was all dead an that an the putins are all imposters
>>214496234horse is goodlike beef, slightly stronger
>>214496124you didnt answer my question
why do the french bastards always eating the horses?
un cheval!!
>>214496140reminder that even in minor surgery theres a significant chance of nerve damage, even if clitoral tissue was used to make the glans the chance of it having any sensation at all is almost zero, let alone sexual pleasure
britain was a better society when the tabloids published photos of topless 16 year olds
>>214496284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N34P_zDoPC0
grim that i cheated on my girlfriend and got stuck with the one i cheated with which i didn't want
nth for the baddiedem
>>214496327you didnt answer my question
>>214496324blgo on
>>214496324you get what you deserve
>>214496348don't deserve that
>>214496327who is this sexy demon
out for walk
The John Wick series is more realistic than you might think.
got haemorrhoids
>>214496249Taychon propellers go brrrrrr
>>214496367
>>214496364No one cares about your stupid economics shit (it's all made up anyway)
>>214496395>No one cares>I dont careftfyspeak for yourself instead of others like a grown man
>>214496416I speak for all mankind because I am Emperor.
>>214496435a vision of hell
>watching youtube video about irish people attacking immigrants>comment section is thousands of indians shitting on britain whom they seemingly believe to be are the same countrybizzare people
>>214496335I did, see >>214495790>>214496358Summerxiris
>>214496451indians don't know what's coming to them
>>214496235too cute
>>214496451ez mistake
>>214496358>>214496465>demonOh you meant catberg, nevermind
need rorke eviscerated, torn limb from limb, thrown in a fire, pissed on his grave, parodied in tales, and rejected from both heaven and hell forced to wander the earth forevermore
>>214496451yeah they should know the British don't fight back against their replacement
>>214496497bit much!
>>214496232Pentagon were way ahead of youhttps://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2015/02/04/putin-aspergers-syndrome-study-pentagon/22855927/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2T4caGlK80
>>214496504Neither do the Irish thougheverbeit
>>214496465thank you saar
>>214496465>I'm counting score, holodem in the lead stillthat doesnt answer why, not even a bit
>>214496578
>>214496107I wish a woman like this would like a ugly autistic man
this is the way the ruling class see the natives they rule
>first day of uni semester>tranny dressed like a fucking witch complete with pointy hat in my first seminar>wearing a covid mask to hide his ugly mug>lad is like 6’5 with huge shoulders well this will be an interesting semester
are people finally realising that "the economy" actually has very little to do with their living standards, and is just used to convince them that actually their country is fine?
>>214496627Its like how people say gdp is growing but the quality of our lives are worse
>>214496608
In russia they have little robots that deliver food to peopleIn the UK the governent brings africans and asians to deliver food https://x.com/i/status/1963386574454100097
>>214496610Panam would x
>>214496680I doubt it because I am describe as relatively good looking but I am autistic and I kind of don't like to talking to people because no one has similar interests to me
>>214496671chavs and niggers would rob them constantly
>>214496671in england the robot would be smashed up by chavs
Butterface mexican ting will be getting micked tonight by yours truly x
found judys missions and plotline to be boring, was simply going through the motions completing them
>>214496232Most high-functionning leaders have autism, Hitler was famously a turbo-sperg.
>>214496714i said niggers didn't i you stupid cunt
>>214496714>just get arrested bro
catyank found dead in a ditch
>>214496758piss on his corpse
>>214496619They already won: Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch, Rishi, Khan and the others running your developing country are all colonial citizens. They literally have dual citizenship and spent much of their time in their other countries.Olukemi In particular keeps ranting about traditional Yoruba values and why Britain must adopt things like stoning gays to death. That’s why the Conservative Party she leads keeps screaming about faggots.The colonies won and they’re forcing brutal traditional laws on your country and even captured your traditionalist parties.
We objectively benefit when leftists fight to end Zionist control of our countries, even if they have hatred of whites in their heart while they do it. That’s why I critically support left-wing groups that are waging war on AIPAC and the ADL.For this reason, I can see a scenario where Jews allow or even covertly support the far right and even “neo-Nazis” in USA, Canada, Australia, UK, etc as long as they focus their violence on anti-Zionist activists.That puts us in a strange position. One where supporting a figure like Jeremy Corbyn, who wishes to end Britain’s Zionist commitment and shut down high finance, is strategically and materially better for whites in the end than all of the far right orgs engaging in gangster violence against anti-Zionist/anti-war activism to the joy of the jews for practically nothing in return.We can’t allow the nationalist movement to fall back to its unfortunate Cold War state, when so many groups were just Western intelligence assets or organized crime enforcers. Your better off doing nothing than doing the wrong thing.
>>214496758Ohhh nooo
>>214496619Why does the middle class hate the English working classes so much more than the imported working classes, despite the English working class being far less violent and much more socially liberal than the imports? Is it a thing about the middle classes being able to see themselves in the chavs but no the mandem?
gaviscon SWALLOWED foul taste in the back of my throat GONE'gel raft' to float atop my stomach acid and prevent reflux FORMING
>>214496775Are you saying that homosexuality is a traditional British value
>>214496619Terrifying. Norf FC will inherit Britain.
>>214496777Who is 'us' you greasy anti-american wop
does she not understand she's a public figure, all her finances are subject to public scrutiny and it'll all come out, in public?is she hugely retarded?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfNOuwUXG2A
I don’t like that kind of talk
been noticing that dadberg's dinner conversation material and /brit/'s political discussion have been converging as of late
>>214496813been avoiding the news. been avoiding 4chan for that matter. but here I am now and keep seeing this woman. need this all explained.
ok i'm back
>>214496837Your dadberg talks about poo
STUPID GINGER SLAPPER
cannot be that my runtlet son is also a /brit/ poster
wish i were black
>>214496842it's not a big deal, it's just getting spammed all over, particularly on here because some tasteless freaks want to shag her
>>214496790>much more socially liberalIs that supposed to be a good thing
>be me>be gay>say i want to cum inside you to another homo unprompt>aw ur sweet>say it to a girl>ummmm policia?strange times
>>214496880for middle class people? yes because tney're more similar
>>214496849Dad calls her the “ginger growler” for some reason and it makes me uncomfortable
>>214496890always been like that mate
>>214496874alri angie
>>214496790If it's anything like here, it's because hating your own race is accepted and even celebrated in (((post-war Western culture))), while saying or thinking anything remotely negative about browns is a war crime.
>>214496906but girl make baby she want cum?
>dad drives clapped out volvo>neighbour's dog still missing over a year later
>>214496842Posted a letter without paying her stamp tax
>>214496854>me own fookin' son>a /brit/ postah
i really dont get these prison sentencesyou tried to murder someoneonly 7 years?a child even
Wanka!!!!!
>>214496932......not on is it
>>214496924not with you rorke
>>214496956found you
>>214496842she was told to pay a certain amount of stamp duty by legal advisors. she paid it. that turned out to be incorrect. she reported herself and said she needs to pay more. tories including jeremy hunt who forgot he owned 11 properties are of course outraged.
>>214496951he should have gotten a medal
>>214496790Because they've interacted and formed bonds with the browns of their own class. And because people have literally always loved crying over browns, Dickens talks about upper class women crying over starving Africans whilst artful dodger types were starving on their own street. It's just a yearning to care for a retarded, gruntlike, dead-eyed, pre-deluge creature who never bit the apple of knowledge
*bans being a bender*Nothin personal westoid
>>214496967you can buy cinnamon and sugar and make your own cinnamon sugarif you buy it premixed in fact you're a bit of an idiot
>>214496986>protests in the UK about itoddgrim!
>>214496986EH OH CAPTAIN JACKBRING ME BACK TO THE RAILROAD TRACK
and another thing:brown sugar tastes better
Lying in bed. Toil tomorrow evening. Today was a productive day really team
>>214496986just installed grindr in protest
i want to lick her lovely face
What causes people to look like this
>>214496993
>>214497022is your willard engorged?
just had a quote on quote 'peanut butter and "jelly"' sandwich for the first time in my life. must say........ it tasted good
>>214496999Built for BWC
Hackers linked to M&S breach claim responsibility for Jaguar Land Rover cyber-attackBritain’s biggest carmaker halts production at key sites after English-speaking hackers disrupt IT systemshttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/sep/03/hacking-group-linked-to-marks-and-spencer-cyber-attack-claim-responsibility-for-jaguar-land-rover-hack
>>214497030To look like what?
>>214497064like that picture
>>214497064like this
>>214496986I unironically wish him well, if every African country was led by abased dictator they wouldn't come here
Why is spaki running defence for Angela Reina?
>>214497048crunchy peanut butter and raspberry jamlush
>>214497048yeah its peng
>>214497082yes they would
>>214497073>>214497073ugly bitch
>>214496971SHES A DISGRACE
>>214497088>crunchy peanut buttersort yourself out
I would fuck @reformsarah peak british rose
>>214497082lol
>>214497093in fact, they'll come even more claiming to be gay and fleeing persecution
>>214497104ameriqueens > shitish daffydills
>>214497109speaking from experience french boy xxoxo?
>>214497103smooth is pengcrunchy is pengyou are neng (neng is a new word which means stupid)
I have never eaten peanut butter in my life and have no plans to start doing so.
on the way
leftypol turning a blind eye to this
no no noonly smooth roasted salted with strawberry preservesonly peanut butter and jelly acceptable
>>214497135neng
>>214497122i'm oppressed because i'm a gamernothing to do with africa and benders
fizzy grapefruit cherry coconut peach lemonade
>>214497135only cos your uncle put it around his knob that time and got you bark as he forced it on you
can ah pet that dawg
>>214497135>no plans to start doing so.This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's wordy and hard to read. It undermines the writer's message, and the word choice is bland.
>>214497115lets trade, remember the UK has no tariffs because we love you guys :)
>>214497137
>I know someone who likes peanut butter
*leaves a greggs steak bake on the kitchen side* right gazfield, I'm up the road for a few... don't you scran this pasty
>>214497135would you eat some if i let you touch my wilberforce?
>>214497183sausage roll and two hash browns
imagine working at a greggs in londonand watching all those urban youths just walk in and take everything lol
beg clip caborbi calc gyp
>>214497209does that happen outside of your imagination?
>>214497187Have you visited the Wilberforce House Museum in Kingston upon Hull? It's absolutely wonderful
>>214497183
>urban youthsKaty springing up from her seat!
>>214497209crodie on till: tek it tek tek it
British socialite Nicky Browne (1941 - 2010), 5th August 1967. She was the widow of Tara Browne, heir to the Guinness fortune.
why do people shoplifr from lidl when they could go to waitrose instead?
>>214497249lidl is closer
>>214497221it happens in brighton i've seen it myself countless times
one day i went to lidl
>>214496805>vey>vatswhich esl foreigner made this crapnobody talks like that
>>214497264grim
so many fitties shopped at my lidl when i was in london
>>214497243she has a tamagotchi
crodie working at greggs>me want to mek sausage roll
PHWORRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>214497266I believe some londoners speak that way
>>214497292shut up you clueless yank twat
>>214497282yes we will send them to islands to be with each other and away from women and childrenit will be a very very good thing
so we're all excited for the final episode of the season for Dandadan tomorrow right?
>>214497137lil blk boys built for BWC
>>214497312nah reading the manga instead
>>214497299you fool
>>214497282MAAAAAAAAAATE
funny how sikhs are allowed to carry massive knives 'for religious reasons' but native english people aren't. weird really
>>214497282white men sexually harassing AFABBOC (Assigned Female At Birth Bodies Of Colour) is an endemic societal issue rorke
hornswaggling at the haberdasherie
>>214497335not on
thats cos "native english" is an oxymoron
funny car adverthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMgsFZ4rkEI
Need an Emma Watson poo and fart gf.
>british people citing their native claims to their lands after btfoing native people for hundreds of years. You're lucky the immigrants dont put you on to reservations
>>214497282I ashamed to be a white maleWe are so evil lads :(
>>214497363oh look it's goldie lookin' retard from abyffyddwyllygogh
>>214497383and who will pay their gibs?
>>214497282Why’re white men like this
>>214497377I have congenitally weakened heart muscles and could quite easily suffer a heart attack, should I click and watch this video?
>>214497391bodied that runt.
>>214497391beady eyed saxon
>>214497377that vid was doing the rounds when I was at school in about 2006 lolnice and relaxing and MASSIVE fucking screech at the endgood times
>>214497377fuck sakes. spilled my coffee
>>214497335Carry a claymore and say you have scottish ancestry.
>>214497391done him
>beady eyed saxon
>>214497377watched this but in the hd version and felt weird
>>214497377
>>214497377KIN ELL
harry potter and the bro tier sikhs
so quick
No civilization has ever collapsed because it prays too much
>>214497421better yet, carry this and pretend to be a drug addicted doctor whose leg hurts
eating drugs
>>214497377i wonder if some oldnigga actually died of a heart attack to this kek
/brit/ theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvAqy1i2hEA
>>214497335not true though is it
Back in my day the thing was to trick people into searching "blue waffle"
>>214497282this one always actually makes me so angry. makes it so obvious they don't actually care about women being harassed
/brit/ is sorely lacking in proper military discipline. I'm going to whip this place into shape.
>>214497486lemon party was nice
nan gets a bit lonely on her own lads so I've said she can post here if that's alright wiv yous
British TV shows are so good, I like this one where the white chud has a literal folder of printed transphobic memes
adam friedland called brits pathetic on his podcast with amanda knox
>>214497610who and who?
im a dom top
>>214497586
>>214497610who and murderer?
>>214497620https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGsy-v71R9I
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and fart.
adam's really having his big moment with this israel stuff isn't heglinner as well, getting locked up for posting YWNBAW at troons and whatnot. what a time for the heroes of /brit/!
Woah
>>214497632see >>214497634>>214497638i wish OJ didnt die, he wouldve been a perfect podcast guest
>>214497631
>>214497646things that never happened
>>214497646nah im pretty sure its because u do be brown doe
>>214497634im not watching that shit. Podcasts are for lonely retards
>>214497485yes
ssh
Love French women me
>Christian gyaldem3 + (2 maybe)>Christian baddiedem3 + (2 maybe)>Christian holodem5 + (2 maybe)Pray for the gyal x baddiedem
>>214497694
>>214497658In Belfast? It’s not unlikely Kek
>>2144976990 mate get a grip
>>214497705you see the guy you don't think england, you think durka durka
>>214497699this is more pathetic than catyank
my response the my haters:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw3Z8Oa7E3Y
>>214497486>>214497510pen island
>>214497674>Podcasts are for lonely retardsdamn man, this feels like a personal attack. Maybe I should do some self reflecting
Thinking about buying a Gulfstream on finance 0% deposit
amanda knox's italian boyfriend was so cutethey should have been having italian babies instead of all what happened :(
everything infuriates me these days
the gf used to work down at the sperm bank til she got fired for drinking on the job
>>214497766oh yea? *bes french in your /brit/*
https://x.com/DahliaKurtz/status/1963341672932102297
>>214497779https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VTBMznLrWs
>>214497704She is from Paris!!https://youtu.be/dbwIK1GRmoM
4chan is so ESL these daysEvery board is full of them Nothing but bad ESL text all over all the boards It's just like twitter full of indians and nigerians I swear it's the same everywhere all over the internet nowEverywhere has the same zoomer ESL speech and text all over itThere is no escape
Any radical larry man in
>>214497798a slanty born in a stable...
That backstory for Hodor in Game of Thrones was like so fuckin slutty and I swipe left
>>214497806This isn’t funny
woke up, fell asleep for another 5 hours, woke up again, want to sleep but can't fuck my life
>>214497712Disagree, my observation is sound
want to go to bed just waiting for the waters in my food pipe to go down taking ages ffs
>>214497846Prove you’re Russian
>>214497765he was actually austrian ethnically but born in southern italy, he talks about in his books and how he was bullied for being blonde etc
I should have one of thesehe should impregnate me
>>214497806this is funny
Hello mates.
Fucking grim life I lived>stalked when I was 14>raped at 15>relationship with bdp woman at 16
>>214497872Alri catyank
>>214497872fuck off
I can bend my knee almost all the way if I only use the muscles on my thigh (like lifting my leg while lying on my back so it would bend from gravity) but if I try to do it the normal way it stops at like 110 degress
fucking helicopter be quiet
Saint Ephraim the Syrian was an Orthodox Christian in the fourth century and one time he was going to debate a heretic and he took the heretic's book and glued all the pages together so that the heretic couldn't read his notes and then the heretic gave up and left.
>>214497925>>raped at 15did the culprit go to prison?
>>214497967no it's basically pointless to report a woman
Those black folk sure do make some rambunctious sounding music.It's like they're on a separate wavelength or something.
>>214497970did you get revenge?
>>214497980Not really I live really close to her and she harasses me all the time
>>214497970>raped by a womanYou absolute homo.
>>214497872Good evening fine fellow
>>214497993t. incelkys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V6arJZgFL4
>>214498003>>214498003
>>214497989that's not onwish i could help you la
>>214497982she looks like ruby granger
>>214497806this is neither funny nor unfunny
>>214498010Bit early.
>>214497925Is that what that show baby reindeer or whatever is aboutHaven’t seen it
>>214497982chungus gf
>>214497868cute
