>no tenses>no gendered noun>no plural forms>no definite/indefinite articles>consistent verbs>consistent pronunciation>simple, almost non-existent grammar>SVO order>phonetic language>uses Latin script>many loanwords from other popular language>an official language of the UNESCO's general conference>spoken by 300 million peopleWhy haven't you learn Bahasa Indonesia yet?
>>214500954What's going on in that pic?
>>214500954jesus fking krishna...https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/no%20tenses/country/ID/start/2024-01-01/type/opOP is government bot
>>214500954>tfw will regret investing in eastern Indonesia in a few years
>>214500954If Indonesian women are cute and have nice butts, I will learn it
>>214500954>It's easy to learn!Okay, but WHY would I want to learn bahasa melayu/indonesia?
>>214500954>Portraying brown goddesses is nasty pasty cumskinsDELETE THIS
>>214500954If it doesn't have tenses how do you avoid horrible misunderstandings like "I shat myself", "I'm shitting(rn)" and "I will shit"? One indicates that you just crapped your pants in public, the other means you're currently sitting on the toilet, and the last one means you VILL shit sometime in the future. How tf do you tell the difference or do you try to rely on context and hope for the best?
>>214501103>I already shit>I currently shit>I will shitHow hard is that nigga
>>214500966That's why you should learn Bahasa Indonesia anon...
>>214500954Indonesian sounds like literal monkey speak and I think tamilians speak the most monkey language. Learn Urdu or Persian, apart from Arabic.
>>214500954But why though. It's not like I can marry any as Indonesian woman wouldn't love me anyway because I'm an infidel o algo
>>214501511migrants in saudi speaks indonesian as lingua francamany nigerian, somalian, paki, even saudi speaks indonesian
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>>214500954At least half of these also apply to Esperanto.
>>214501625Yea but Esperanto is a fake language nobody actually speaks
>>214501103The vast majority of the time it's obvious by context, in the few cases where it isn't you can add words like "right now" or "tomorrow" or "last Friday".
>>214501648I speak it, as do probably a few hundred thousand other people (a few million if you're willing to define "speak" generously).
>>214500954I had to study it in high school. Vocab was always shit, plurals that just double the word make my English brain bleed, interest in culture was more my thing.The language sounds like chopped up garbage to the English ear.
>>214501511>Dey dey, yenna dey, parra putat putat chiii!! Lol. This is you. This is what you sound like.
>>214500954languages without grammatical genders aren't real languages, just memes at best
Why do Indo gooks draw hijabi porn when their woman dress like typical Asians?
>>214500954Looks like it sounds terrible.I'll stick with the English I know and the Esperanto I don't.
>>214502466If you can skip a pronoun by conjugating a verb, sure. If my fruits are masculine, but my apple and orange are feminine (as in French), that's just bananas, or a pineapple if you drop the B and decide it has testicles.
>>214500954drop the artist name i don't care about your sea monkey delusions, somehow I can't reverse image search this shit
>>214502677Krishna said stop gooning
>>214502931i'm agnostic because my religion was made by humans who were very pro choice, now spill
>>214501582Very Grim>>214502191>reading comprehensionTamilians speak like that which is why I called their language monkey speak.
>>214502466So most languages aren't real languages?
>>214502466I will not misgender my chair
you dont let us travel there freely and we're often caught as drug mules
>>214500954>280 million and nothing good comes out of itthat's why
>>214502640Grammatical gender for inanimate objects is just a grammatical convention, it has more to do with word endings than gender gender.
>>214500954Literally every single thing you mentioned is bad except consistent pronunciation and phonetic language
>>214504872How is lack of gendered nouns bad? How are consistent verbs bad? How is SVO word order bad? (That's what Italian has too you know.) How is using Latin script bad? How is being a widely-spoken language with official status bad?
>>214504872Shut up Waluigi
>>214500954Because my accent would be trash and I don't know if I'd be able to land a job in Indonesia. Why would they want me there?
>>214500954dude, you drink coffee made from beans shat out by a wild catno one's gonna take your ass seriously
>>214506279>accentNigga everyone has accent here, Indonesian isnt our first/mother language
