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>be me, Torbjörn Svensson
>live with my family of 3 brothers and 1 sister in a small, comfy village in northern Sweden
>life is quiet, peaceful and safe. The seasons come and go and we live as we always have
>one day a foreigner comes to town
>The dominance of Milano, the charisma of Granáda, the mysterious nature of Valencia and the power of the old imperial barracks in Lisbon, all combined in his ridiculously handsome looks
>me and the local guys greet him with contempt at first, what a douchebag he seems like, what is he even doing here?
>his charm and charisma takes us with storm, and he becomes our friend quickly
>my sister Astrid is the most beautiful girl in town and highly sought after, they somehow get introduced to each other
>a month later she comes to me and my brothers to tell us she is pregnant
>wtf.jpg
>she wants to keep it
>the Mediterranean stranger is the father
>oh hell no
>gather up the local Nordic Resistance Movement members and all my brothers+father, we have to confront this motherfucker right now
>20+ guys all 6´3 roided up nordics ready to murder this medshit
>go to his apartment
>it is completely empty, cleared out, only a note of paper left on the desk
>it's a fucking poem
>Todos callados,

bajo la luna;

el bosque, el lago,

el cerro, el monte,

bajo la luna,

todos callados.
>the wind is blowing and the curtains reveal the moonlight in the cold, Scandinavian winter night
>a distant sound of a guitar is heard, sounded kind of like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiJ-GRwTubo
>I roar at the top of my lungs: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOU FERNANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DAMN YOU

Alright /int/ so I need to find this asshole. My sister is absolutely devastated, and no other man in our town wants her now. All I know is he is from either Spain or Portugal and his name is Fernando Martinez ( spelling?).
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not reading al that shit
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>>214507914
I didn't check for that this one works https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suwfJMiXauU
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what is this thread about, internationally speaking
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bravo, bravo! a gem
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>>214507870
I'm aure this happened
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This unironically happened to my grandfathers grandmother in Blekinge at the turn of the previous century
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>if it's not conspiracy shit, shill shit, or gay shit, it's cuck shit
Every single time. Get a new routine, fags.
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There was a Portuguese anon who posted these pastas years ago, I wonder what happened to him.



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