Pear edition
*enters /brit/*
we in /brit/ wish daniel levy the best in all his future endeavours
Aristocrat classes in southern Europe have been Germanic for 1000 years by now
loathe women
>>214517432grove street
How did this image get from /sp/ to the Daily Mail?
not sure what to have for tea truth be toldgot half a block of tofu and half a can of beans to eat at some point
https://youtu.be/-MYKerKz5b4?
>>214517474it probably got to /sp/ from twitter
Utterly convinced that dadberg doesn’t have an internal monologue. There’s not a single thought in his head, no matter how stupid or pointless, which doesn’t fall out of mouth like shit from an arsehole.I think he actually gets a little thrill from interrupting conversations mid-word just to declare ‘I have to go to the dentist next week.’
>>214517433Mad
>>214517506ooh 4chansisters how do we respond...
>>214517506I was in the thread it was first posted, it could have been from twitter but I'm not sure.
https://m.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/flatshare_detail.pl?flatshare_id=17963069Jeet landlords really are laughably predatory even to their own people, because everyone knows only other Indians are living here, likely illegals>£350 a month to share your room with two other people>landlord will be pulling in £1050 between themShall be reporting this illegal hmo
>>214517526he sounds based
Actually very hard to photo your own eye close up with a phone lads
>>214517526the lion does not care for your conversations with mumsy about getting a new haircut
>>214517526Screaming xx
>>214517538Good GOD this looks a fucking nightmare
>>214517538roar
>>214517538>Shall be reporting this illegal hmogiga based beyond belief
>>214517433Wonder what happened, he was speaking about winning the champions league and premier league only a few months ago lol
actually very hard to see why you'd fucking bother
>>214517563looks green to me
Meltdown
Sorry lads, but ill temporary live in this thread since i see you guys are using the iconic "pearteto" piccrel, which is something really admirable.
mental how love and loathe are so similar but complete opposites
Trying to organise a scrap on /brit/ but everyone is too scared. Anybody in the Bromley area fancy getting their head kicked clean off?
>>214517563this is a glass eye up a child's fannythe moderation team must step in
>>214517506>>214517534It was def posted here first
>>214517538>southallfucking hellcouldn't pay me 350 quid a month to live there
Brighton and Hove Council removed graffiti from Angela Rayner's new home within 24 hours, despite the fact it is not the council's responsibility to remove graffiti from private property, and also the same council issues fines to residents for not removing graffiti from their own properties within 48 hours.Literal banana republic level bollocks.
>>214517628me but im a lover not a fighter..
Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>>214517623It's not really a pearteto thread :)
>>214517628>LondonYou can have a scrap after just wandering around for 10 minutes
>>214517628lad i have about 20 conkers in my pocket i'll split your cranium open like an egg
>>214517642
>>214517526:)
>>214517675Ill ignore the switch to two guys kissing.
>>214517660I don't give a toss about fashion, the only difference in autumn is that I put a jumper or hoodie on and a coat when it's cold or wet.
don't you niggas get tired of talking about trannies all day?
>>214517654Anarcho tyranny
Anarcho tranny
i really am an utter cuck i spend £50 on a girl and she doesn't even text me thank youjust left on read after i sent the recieptunbeliveable
>>214517642quite the post, this
>>214517628>BromleyWill you come to Hayes?
>>214517721You must gain that clue soon buddy.
>>214517615I'm not that guy, it's just the dim lamp light and shit camera, they're bluey gray
>>214517723no one is talking about them
>>214517660Why not American made clothing?
>>214517759It's low quality.
>>214517740Why would you do that?
anyone unlocked the secrets of the universe then
>>214517407The same people who say we should bring back bullying are the same people would be bullied
might buy a dickies chore coat
>>214517746It's pointless mate, as long as you don't dress like a slob it doesn't matter. If I'm leaving my flat (rare) I'll wear>long sleeve shirt, sleeves rolled up>black slim jeans>bootsnobody cares
>>214517740at least you learned this valuable lesson and won't be making the same mistake again
>wearing linen during the wet and windy british autumn
>>214517831Not a single clue
>>214517790No it isn't
>>214517820Bullying is just kids pointing out problems in other kids
>>214517797where is the buckle
Remember being 13 and realising for the first time that dadberg was a bit thick. I'm no genius myself and I love him to bits but he's a right stupid cunt.
>>214517660Baaaased based based based
>>214517740Why did you send her the receipt unless you wanted her to pay half or something?
>>214517853The real clue is that women don't care, they're looking at your face and body.
>>214517648Hey spaki
>>214517831>slim jeansare we in 2018 again?
>>214517860dadberg has never read a book in his adult life
>>214517857Not really I was bullied because I was small and alone it lead to me bullying someone smaller than me and it the cycle will continue
yo i have a question for English speakers! i still can't use 'when' as in 'even tho' correctly. for example,> Why is Ireland not strong at football [even though] they’ve been influenced by British culture for so long?> Why is Ireland not strong at football [when] they’ve been influenced by British culture for so long?does this 'when' make sense in this sentence? also, why is ireland not good at football?
my mum tried to kill herself when I was 14. I wish she'd done it
>>214517885It's not for women, we're dressing well so that we're comfortable and look fashionable.
>>214517885you're going to die a virgin mate. what do you know about women?
>>214517860My mum is a combination of thick yet stubborn and narcissistic. She fell for a bitcoin scam and lost 10 grand, managed to get 5 back from the bank, I can guarantee it'll happen again, she didn't tell anyone until she'd got scammed.
>>214517894Dadberg doesn't remember reading a book even at school. He reads with a finger underneath the words.
>>214517555not u
>>214517885>they're looking at your face and bodyjust face vast majority of the time
>>214517892You tellin me your sense of style is influenced by what other mongs are wearing in the current year? Like some kind of NPC?
>>214517902>does this 'when' make sense in this sentence?yes>also, why is ireland not good at football?they've had some good players over the years but generally they prefer gaelic sports and rugby
>>214517902aha love anime me x
>>214517902yes the second line does make sense, although it's probably a bit more casual/less properireland is more of a gaelic sports nation
>>214517889>spakii thought we were /sp/artans?
>>214517906:(
>>214517892Anything that isn't slim looks shit, I'll give you we're no longer in the super skinny era, but it's not the 90s any more Pierre.>>214517915I'm not a virgin, I asked my ex if it mattered what clothes I wore or where I got them from and she said no.>>214517938I should have specified height desu but you can be tall but lanky which isn't that attractive.
>>214517902You're best to ask here.>>214491740But yes, both of those make sense, even though the first is better and less likely to be misunderstood.>also, why is ireland not good at football?Useless potatomonkeys who are only good at bitching about the Anglo
>>214517940its influenced by what looks good. you look like a queer wearing them mate
>>214517947> and rugbyahh that makes sense!! thanks!!
>yo
>>214517892slim jeans arent skinny jeans you idiot
>>214517902It does make sense.They are a rugby nation, that's the focus there. Hope this helped, my yellow brother
>>214517972Your late ever trip post was on sp 190
>>214517902don't say "even though" or use "though" at the end of a sentenceclassic esl mistake
>>214517940i don't and i think slim jeans are faggybut you make a valid pointi respect your commitment to fagginess and refusal to adhere to current trends
>bullying is good I don't see how because it literally just ends up being kids ganging up on someone smaller and weaker then them but it also leads to violence
>>214517961> more casual/less properdidn't know about the nuance!! thank you so much uwu
>>214517978so things look good depending on what year it is do they?
nigger
>i think slim jeans are faggy
Slim and skinny jeans both look bad
>>214517906My mum died of cancer when I was 4, raised by dadberg and me grandparents I was
>>214517873was just like "look i bought it i'm so great" but obv i didn't say that explicitly>>214517848problem is when she sends me 4 messages with love hearts and kisses and massages me when i next see her i'll crumble again
>>214518030no because what you wear has never looked good
>>214518047not wrong thoif you wear that shit you're certainly a bender
>>214518047just get straight jeans
tracky clad chav scum don't know the difference between slim and skinny jeans
>>214518051yanks don't know anything about fashion
>>214517857I knew people like you IRL who end up getting bullied because yeah if bullying worked none of us would be on 4chan or into nerdy things
>>214518047niggas be like "they're balenciaga tho"
>>214518088Not a yank thoughbeit
how frail and skinny are your legs that slim trousers will even fit.
Is it true that brits are arrogant? ;_;
>>214518075>>214518076Are you sure you're not thinking of skinny jeans? Slim are baggier
ah yes, more fashion chat. the resident poofs will love this
>>214518058Get her.... umm... you know...
>>214517660like this post, im going to steal it and post it in the next thread
yo my slime
>>214518127you're really gay if you wear these
>>214518127these look good
I wanna get a cup of coffee
>>214518127These look like shit and you must have chicken legs if they even fit
>>214517977ok i'll lurk on that thread. arigato x>>214518003thank you my pink oniichan!
>>214518127mate they look so fucking shit lol. you wear that? christ
>>214518116Try not being a fat cunt and they will
>>214518127yea i was thinking skinnystill don't like slim
what fun things can i do with oats that isn't porridge?
>>214518116Alri fatberg xx
So we've talked about pooAnd we've talked about tranniesWhat's next?
>>214518199we're on jeans now
>>214518179flapjacks
>>214518173>>214518187just muscular x
>>214518199well we've got mongs talking about fashion as if they wear anything remotely decent
>>214518199we must come to a consensus on cats vs dogs
I always wear casual clothes a size or two too big because I love the freeing feeling.The trade off is I look like shit x
these niggas thighs are the same thickness as their calves lmao
DEAD CERT
>>214518179feed a horse :)
>>214518232decent flick
>>214518179I think people make oat face masks
>>214518179Anything but overnight oats, it tastes like shit
Evens I buy this turntableOdds I save up for a better one
rachel reeves wants to borrow £140bn to spend on quangos and benefits
Job market's so fucked that I'm having to go to an interview for a voluntary position lmaooooo
That Jap fella was nice. I'm surprised more English learners don't pop in to ask questions, though I'd imagine for Japs and Koreans they have English learning threads on their chans.
>>214518305dubs and im losing my edge
>>214518179Stir it around with you cock
most productive public sector worker
>>214518091I'll take back what I said
>>214518315she should learn to read before making big decisions like that
nigga name is keir
>>214518253bookies love you
>>214518336that's why they want immigrantsto make the working class beg and be grateful for a job
>>214518372if you're in this situation why not get another private job
dying people with kids be like: should I go through my boss (for more work)?
>Angela Rayner's lawyers insist they did NOT give her tax advice and say they are being 'scapegoated' amid stamp duty furoreTHROW THE WITCH UNDER THE BUS HAHA
rorke's in a state because you shouted at him ladsnot on :(
struggling a bit to poo at the moment I'm sorry to say
Reddit, should I get fired as the breadwinner for my family?
>>214518253>fractional oddscringe
odds I pooeven I shit
nothing matters because i never got to experience love
>>214518372no one in seo does work anyway
>>214518430hope youre not hte Twilight Sparkle poster :(
>>214518434Mate really sorry to hear about this. Hope you manage to poo soon, if not then ring me x
chorbling at thishttps://youtu.be/gspQIzRQeBc?t=826his cross-eyed expression as he enters the ring with hot babe in tow and the rock music
>>214518471um i post rarity and pinkie pie usuallyi like the one that posts rainbow dash
this is so sad
>>214518372Reform will sort them out
A phone was found during a routine sweep before Prime Minister’s Questions on Wednesday which was set to play sex noisesAn investigation has been launched
>>214518512grim wrestling bimbo
>>214518551
We are ruled by a cabal of evildoers.
whos rorke and why is he upset
just got a spooky text from Herr Starmer>On 7 Sept at 3pm, we will be testing Emergency Alerts. Compatible phones across the UK will vibrate and make a loud SIREN-LIKE sound.why won't he leave me ALONE
we never went to spaceneverit was all bullshit
>>214518512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5R-oDgBZS8
>>214518629This is when they will release the mind control sound that will make everyone who hears it shit themselves
robin hood could flybut not, these men in tights
>>214518584is that eddie izzard?
>>214518430whos rorke and why is he upset
Eating a really good BLT sandwich right now
>>214518701are you rorke? nuuu
>>214518629might put my phone on my cock at 2:59pm
>>214518682Andrew?
tesco butter chicken for dinner x
having a nice sit down
>An NHS vascular surgeon who had his own legs removed has been jailed for two years and eight months for insurance fraud and possessing extreme pornography.>It heard that in May 2019 Hopper had below knee amputations after a "mysterious illness". In fact he had used ice and dry ice to freeze his own legs so they had to be removed, said prosecutor Nicholas Lee.>The court heard Hopper, who admitted two counts of fraud and three of possessing extreme pornography, had a "sexual interest in amputation".>"His motivations were a combination of obsession with removing parts of his own body and a sexual interest in doing so," he said.proper wrongun
>Anybody in the Bromley area
lel>>214518743oh yeah there was a furry who did that (or furries do this) with their hands, to get paws
Wish I were Amish
Weather getting colder. Skies getting darker. Drizzle. Rain. Snow. Time to bring out the wool sweaters. The leather boots. The parkas. Time for stews. Soups. Hot chocolate. Open fires. Whiskey. Rum. Cigars. Hot baths. Snug blankets. A brisk stroll. Crunchy leaves under amber lights. Time to get comfy. Time to hunker down.
>>214518743should have froze his cock #JKHowling
>>214518743so this guy who wants body parts removed is called a lunatic but confused teenagers who want the same must be affirmed......
>>214518743Is this related to that other guy
>sister 6'1">I'm 5'9"Sigh...
>>214518737>tescolol. povvo
>>214518788>niantic: "hm lets do a Pokemon Go event" >>214518816sexo
>>214518784too late now lad you got the jew'd up goyslop version of reality
>>214518816SNU SNU FICKI FICKI!!
>>214518788Oh yes, it's almost upon us. It's our time.
took fear and adjusted itbeen fucked over by draws too many times
Sir Weatherget Tingcolder
SEXOOOOO
>>214518816what's your sister's number?is she fit?
i scream i poo
>>214518876She has a boyfriend
>>214518858This shit is boringPost pure satire instead
>>214518743atheists cheering on this example of free expression
*attacks you puppy style*
CHIMPANZEE RIDING ON A SEGWAYCHIMPANZEE RIDING ON A SEGWAYCHIMPANZEE RIDING ON A SEGWAYBAM BABABABA BAAAAM
Fish and chips for tea de lods x
alright im just getting dickbaited here. brbgoing to watch some penguinz0 too
>>214518861>Mali or drawfoolComoros are SHITE
>>214518898is he a midge
>>214518910large haddockchipsbattered sausagepeascan of D&B or maybe bitter shandy
if you do sex stuff abroad with someone under the uks age of consent but fine in that country is that a crime?
>>214518903the article didnt mention religion once actually
>>214518674His name is SUZY
>>214518906I showed this to my wife. Her response was “How old ARE you?!”. Some people just don’t understand true art.
>>214518949no
Just devoured two noodle sandwiches leng x
sick of alistair campbell and rory stewart getting recommended to me with their freezing cold takes
guffawing at this yt channel of this uk pakistani girl who fucking hates her race lmao
+25 sisters...
>>214518512I watched this live
>>214518949it is if you deliberately leave this country with the intention of doing so, yes, you degenerate dog
shoving my digital id right up my arsemooning the parking warden when he needs my id to issue me with a fine for parking in a red route
>>214518981I can see why the blacks like the attention tbf, there's definitely something arousing about an ethnic woman siding with youit's like you've claimed one for your own team and taken a player off the oppositionlike the equivalent of arsenal signing sol campbell but in ethnic terms
Have a trim. A Rubicon. FFC chicken shop. Link with the geldem. Allow the internet. Cotch early. Beef more. Stop gassing. A blem. A peng ting. Fresh garms. A chirps. The ends looked. The muscles hench. The bars flowing. The feds shook. A bossman, safe. A mandem enjoyed. A par given. A German whip gained.
>>214518937No he's 6'3" and and a mulatto>>214518949Yes it's still illegal as soon as you return
>>214518964>>214518986>>214519030find it a bit disturbing that you've researched this
facts
>>214519024
Hampton the Hampster - Hampsterdance
>>214519060?It's good to understand if you'll be arrested upon returning to the UK just because you've broken in some teenussy
Sick of O2 and their data throttling bullshit. Works fine on 5g all day I'm at work, out in the countryside but as soon as I get back into town I'm on 4g that can barely load an image here.Thank fuck I'm moving into my new house this weekend where the internet is all set up and working faster than it was before.
Mad how Hitler was a communist in 1919
>>214519016what are you babbling on about you FREAK
da da de da de da do doh
reminder this was real
>>214519060>no u
based fred
>>214519102>Thank fuck I'm moving into my new house this weekendwhich room do you reckon you'll have your first new house wank in?
>>214519112his mind is polluted by 4chan race garbage
At toil on break got mental health
I'm off to the pube
>>214519133why do you give a fuckmediacucked runt retard
>>214519154also got a cock between your legs
>>214519139Fred was quoting Jonathan Bowden in that podcast
>>214519139nazi scum
itty bittys and a bob
>>214519133https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKU0p4S43zc
>>214519139he also bodyguards kurt cazdragged a gyppo to the ground in one of his videos lol
>>214519185done him
>>214519185I call it a hen actually
>>214519141I'd say probably the master bedroom. I generally like to cook lying on me back so the cock sticks out more, unhampered, and I can have at it much more freely and vigorously, you see
get the green belts flattenedget the blocks of flats built on itget the biomass housed thereget the taxes used to give them benefitsget the sewage pumped into the rivers and oceansget the white british demoralisedsimple as
>>214519187*floors you*
anyone have the webm of that spacker in the fortnite shirt throwing a box at a woman and then doing a little spacky dance
>>214519187you're brown hahaha
>>214519231>get the white british demoralisedthe problem with this is nobody watches the bbc anymorefucking annoying, how do we force citizens to watch the trusted state broadcaster and their fantastic diverse programming?
>>214519231the leftypol manifesto
>>214519321we don't need the bbc for that. we just keep doing what we're doing.
The X "For You" page is too addictive!!
>>214518903Atheist here, he sounds like a very weird guy to me
>>214519348what's yours filled with? gay porn?
>>214519302
Transgender Obama be like>let me be Claire
>>214519291JOSE ANTONIOPRESENTE!
I'm cooking on my back bro
giddy with excitement because my favourite youtuber's babysitter shoved a pikey smackhead
>>214519395*throws a tomato at you*
not a fan of this "kek" shitwhat happened to the classic "lol", nothing wrong with it
bit weird
can you guys be funnier please?
>>214519231not even hyperbolehttps://www.instagram.com/p/DNZrv8GyjtU/
>>214519385based and pimblettpilled
>>214519476*lobs poo at you like the monkey you think I am*
>>214519453what was wrong with lmao what was wrong with rofl what was wrong with roflcopter
>>214519476Not your personal clown mate*Honk honk*
>>214519476sorry matethis bloody writers strike has affected the /brit/ writers roomgabsy, effo and dallum are on the picket line, im still working because i don't do it for the money
>>214519431*nervously shuffles cue cards to find another joke*>Gay Obama be like: let me be queer
>>214519486>>214519486>>214519486
I need a girlfriend
>>214517433Oy vey
>>214519406¡PRESENTE!
So if I did hardcore bdsm in another country where it's legal, would it still be a crime in the UK?
>>214519501Roflz my waflz
>>214519516Ok that's a good one*holds on to the tomato for now until you tell a bad joke again*
>>214519495>pimblettpilled
>raises the King George flag>doesn't get arrested>remembers I'm in AmericaJust kidding, I'd never raise a faggot flag
In a difficult financial position recently I can't lieNeed a new job but they're giving none awayNone away ...
>>214519559You get circumcised for the Jews
don't like that edish
>>214519559Yet you post with oneCurious
>>214519574get on uc
>>214519598done him
>>214519574got two holes, haven't you?
