Tamriel edition
>>214523368africa is for the nords
Hate game/film franchises that have a million different universesLike the daft comics that have a million different versions of Earth
putting the silksong on
Mental how people are paying $20 for a newgrounds flash game
>>214523423read recently that these two are siblings and they shagis that real
A tray of 10 sausages at Whitehawk FC £6
catberg is on a madness as per
>ask grok for proof that Wales, England, and Scotland are countries>takes ages and then names one law from 500 years ago that made Wales a part of EnglandProof that Britain is the country
>>214523460look like circumcised black mans willies
swear see if my acca falls apart because of fucking slovakia beating the krauts
I'm going to overthrow the 4chan leadership.And I want you on the team.
>>214523460look like poos
>>214523460Thats good
>>214523460just don't really see why they've pulled the foreskin back
paid about £75 for cuphead on about three different devices and over £100 on different ports of minecraft in my lifetime worth it though
>>214523421i personally thing the warcraft world (pre legion) is the best fictional universe
>>214523485No they don't
>>214523494Can see his willy.
>>214523477No one cares about your AI therapy sessions heathermong
>Graham Linehan ‘relentlessly’ posted abuse about trans teenager, court toldhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/sep/04/graham-linehan-trans-teenager-court
>>214523486you'll do nothing lickle black boy
>>214523543Why do you call me heathermong
Haha
can someone post that image heathermong made again. you know the one
>>214523588
>>214523451they are in the hentais i generated
fucking hell, already tired
>>214523575i like this film a lot
overall quality of this thread has improved in recent dayswhat's going on?
I'll 'ave you!
>>214523626um why is she doing that ??
>>214523671I've not been here
>>214523671concerned that i've been posting less
Searching for posts that contain ‘Cronem’ and in ‘be’. 2967 results found.
such a massive fat cunt, hate it
>>214523626are these sexy feet? I just feel nothing from them
>>214523728entirely your own doing.
>>214523758yeh
>>214523751no, too wide and toes too shortI also don't like toe rings, personally
>>214523751i want them up my arse
>>214523755no the one with the 4chan gremlin thing
>>214523751no, too wide, too square
>>214523782>>214523783>>214523799the freaks have been outed
We at /brit/ congratulate the NFL on their return for the 2025/26 season (actually 4 months).
>>214523751toes are a bit short for my liking but wouldn't pass it up
I love siccing grok on weird cuntslike @grok how many times has this weird freak posted farageand then a few seconds later it'll reply "over 300 times"instant shame
>>214523755remember the time he said the cronem were in the showers washing each others cocks lmao
When my family lived in Sudan in the 1960s, truck drivers believed that the headlights ran down the truck’s battery.
footfreaks are worse than scat fetishists and paedos
>>214523831booked monday off work to celebrate and watch the late games desu
Genuinely how the fuck does Reform expect to convince people they're not the Tories when they're just letting in all the Tory big wigs I refuse to vote for a party with Nadine Dorries in it
>>214523789why would you eat this on a plate wtfyou also seem to have two different curries/sauces mixinglike wtf are you doing
that's it, wank time
>>214523902um
>>214523787https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1741/28/1741287546889.jpg
>>214523902>>214523919
>>214523885yeah, they've lost my voteid expected to use them as a thin end of the wedge but it's just a confirmed nigelwave
>>214523902so this the pokémon go mong
>>214523902https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ummy_Mwalimu
>>214523902often wish i were a degenreate with a big fat wife who would do gay and disgusting shit lke this to me but unfortnately i'm not :\
>>214523871It's on tonight. Stay up
>>214523921cracks me up man
>>214523959Yjk
howling at god mutilating children with bears because they called someone a baldy lmao
>>214523494New episode of the Overlap looks weird
>>214523575>>214523647Ryan O'Neil ruined this masterpiece
>>214523959given the jew ink i'm inclined to think she fucks that dog
>>214523885>>214523933About half of the Reform UK board are literally former Tories who were paid up members until after the general election.They thought everything the Tories did, lockdowns, Boriswave, was all find and dandy and stood by Sunak until it became evident Reform was doing successful. Then they jumped ship and Nigel and his boss Zia welcomed them with open arms.
>>214524018is that in the bible?
I am gay
>I am gay
>>214524060No he didn't
>>214524072>23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
>>214523982shall NOT be watching the cowboys thank you
actually mental the conservatives thought an indian and then a black woman leader was a good ideagenuinely what were they thinking
>>214524063it's a bitch
>>214524129the cowboys have such a shit offencego sooners!!
>>214524126i didn't know... I RENOUNCE ATHEISM
Getting the latest moistcritikal while i wank my arse
im done i give upput 10 hour days in for 3 days well today was more like 8 hoursstill got at least 25 hours of work still to be done before sundaynot gona happeni give updoesnt matter anyway
do think pads still have that weird little red computer clitoris in the middle of the keyboard that can do a cheeky cursor move? wonder if anyone actually uses it
>>214524200pm me x
>>214524227yeahI don't use it
daily incense and then bed (finally)
>>214524227yesi dont ever use it
>>214524258hope you catch something good
>>214524279erm hi I love you
>>214523368My family was once millionaires but they destroyed all the wealth and now all older family members are in debt and still pretend they have access to that wealth
>>214524299
>>214524299um! i love you too! ^_^
>>214524258>incenseyou're either an Eastern Orthodox priest or a BENDER
doing some fucking nasty farts
>>214524249usual number ya?
>>214524302no one cares gingerpedo go kill yourself
diego is going to be amazing
>>214523959dogmongs are deranged
Bet those farts smell amazing.
>>214524343kys
So is Fode Philden actually a gayist?
>>214524337...yh x
One time when there was a power cut, I knew if I woke up in the middle of the night I'd be stuck in pitch black as the lights obv wouldn't work, so I got my phone and a torch and stuck them under my pillow. In the middle of the night I woke up and couldn't find either. They just fucking completely vanished. I began to freak out BAD because I was stuck in infinite blackness with no escape. Because it was a power cut, even if I got up and found the light, nothing would happen.I just kept frantically searching until eventually I found my phone. I've been a little bit PTSD ever since when I wake up in the dark, I always frantically look for my phone and a little bit of that panic sets back in every time. Bit annoyin haha x
commiemong has been posting absolute home runs dailyhe needs a blog
>>214524415ever heard of a candle
>>214524415haven't had a power cut in ages, weird considering i am a northern monkey
>>214524415wat
>>214524343hs?
>>214524415why not just go back to sleep in the nice darkness seeing as it's the middle of the night?
>>214524415haha mad that wouldn't be as scary if i was there x
oh I thought it said "I grabbed my phone torch and put it in my pillow"
>>214524507UM x
>>214524500Liminal
>>214524507um X
it's over
>>214524500bradford.
might waste my weekend playing video games and getting steamboats
>>214524415Uncle told me about a friend pooing at the loo when the power cut. 'Help me up, I had a stroke!' Kek
i never knew natasha bedingfield was hiding this
>>214524507this is oddly comforting
>>214524520>>214524548aha x
>>214524579We are all in danger. It is evil itself.
>>214524584what games?
>>214524537moar like islaminal amirite har har har har BOM BOM
>>214524591bizarre attire for a 43 year old who was never really considered a sex symbol
>>214524591hopefully got a mahogany truncheon up it afterwards backstage
>>214524591nashaggher inherbedorfield
bizarre attire
Dan yell, "Bed in field!"
might get dreadlocks
>>214524653kekers
>>214524639bought loads of expansion maps for american truck sim i haven't played yet
>>214524664Jews really fucked you up man youre gone
Bludclart
why do they just stand in the road?why do they loiter so much?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD4F9l-qscI
>>214524450Ig dosn't hold a candle
>>214524602because its true true though, we'd be snuggling under the covers
>>214524709ever thought of becoming a trucker for real?
>>214524736wayward souls with nowhere to be and nowhere to go
>>214524709ever thought about having sex?
>>214524450Yeah didn't have one x. (Though for general use I'm against them. If you light a candle every night, you're continually rolling a very very slim chance that it might fall over and burn your whole house down.)>>214524495Prefer to just fucking panic and freak out desu x
>>214524729innita deranged post from the mind of a porn addict
>>214524745looks comfy sleeping in that cheeky little bed in the back and doing long drives but i'm too autismo and can barely drive a car
let people enjoy things, rorke!
>>214524745after the sixth prostitute i murdered, i did consider getting into the job proper
>>214524788No. The country must become a Nordic Aryan National Socialist haven
>>214524772um hi? <3
woke doesn't allow this anymore
>>214524772gay furry eyes
Soylent Brown is biomass
might become a pngtuber
>>214524764let people enjoy things
ivan is delivering my 'roo
I will only eat cheese
>>214524786if indians can do it, you can do it
getherfuckingshaggedNOW
damn
European National Socialism
>>214524866are you trying to fuck me or something
burning some lavender incense right nowsmells nice
>>214524866CHEESE YA CUNTCHEESE YA CUNT
wank done
>>214524898sometimes get the 'cense on the go when having an indulgent wankage
>>214524920cor *runs over to you like the hoover from tellitubbies*
all delivery apps should be bannedthey make whites fat and sick and fund migrant smugglers
>>214524872who is that sket
>>214524736go to mumbai mate it's insanethere will be thousands of indianswho just go and stand/sit at the ocean edgelike none of them drinking or smoking or anythingthey are in groups but barely even seem to talk to each other they just stand there doing nothing lol
>>214524883mental that a so called super psychologist could almost die from benzo addiction
>>214524936it's supposed to be relaxing :/
>>214524884half of that landmass is asia
can't believe I found out homebase went under from fucking /birt/this one goes out to the uk's #1 home renovation expertshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpv5G0747V4
>>214524944natasha bedingfield
yeah dude psychologists shouldnt be able to die from benzos or even get addicted I watched the talk he did about it and nodded but cant remember anything about it
https://youtu.be/Dy4HA3vUv2c?si=-bgZCxH9t4cBF7BH
>>214525005For me, it's Nelly Furtado
>>214525029yank on a proxy/VPNor if not then anon should be more careful about letting people into his head
filled with seething incel rageboilingabout to burst
Get her farts sniffedGet her poo eatenGet her fanny shagged
don't take advice from anyone on SSRIs or antipsychotics
I wasn't going to wank but I'm thinking bout them GYATS!
Bollockbergs are sore as hell and I can’t wank
>>214525060what?i posted a song
>>214525029for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaQhiPjbXRg
>>214525082(if not yank), why were you listening to the song?
Nelly FartTurdo
>>214525098because i like it
>>214525112um
just got back from the pube
ivan was a black man on a bike not in a car
>>214525117what made you play the song today
addiction is for the weak and patheticwish they'd all just die honestly
Thoughts / comments on the Alan Titchmarsh poster?
Wish I was a criminal mastermind and not a bog standard midwit.
>>214525112why are muslim women so fat, like whats the point of wearing towels if theyre going to have sinful curvy bodies underneath
>>214525112
>>214525139dont know
>>214525153were*
>>214525149scares me frankly
>>214525160because of the yank maybe
horrible stomach painmassive fartrancid stenchpain goneback to business
>>214525171what yank?
>>214525184Alri Emma
dancing at the disco bumper to bumper
>>214525188be careful who you let into your mind! better start doing that!
>>214525144Everyone dies, given enough time. Without my addictions I’d have fuck all to live for and nothing to cope.
>>214525112aisha that's not normal
>>214525112fucking hell
>>214525164and dont call me Frankie!
i've learnt that the antipaction of sex and the associated feels can be stronger than the actual feeling of sexsomething to ponder
>>214525213project on
>>214524816What’s the story here. Why is that relatively new building in that state.
(ex) heroin addicts loveorange juice
>>214525218heh
>>214525222yeah?*brushes the back of my hand along your thigh*
Don't think I'll ever get a normal gfWill have to settle for one of those undateables types and take her to eastbourne
>>214525222thats WRONG, unless it is, i.e., something new, curious, you want something or are trying to gain, or are a virgin
>>214525062Is that a bow in the back of her hair? Mega cute
>>214525244Probably scouserats
always wonder what life is like in continental euro countries like germany and francethey are so close to being 'normal' to me, closer than america and even australia, but there is still that sense of foreignness whether due to the language barrier, difference in culture or simply them being on the continent
this is art
>>214525320>>214525287>>214525254>>214525222wasn't really interested in any of these posts
got me slippers and me blanky sucking an energy beverage feeling comfy
Feeling the presence of an evil ghoul in this thread.
there is also if, for example, a long fetish or intamacy/romance is better than sex in my opinion just my opinion to agree with someone
>>214525389fomyeg
>>214525363if mine was excluded from this list, does that mean you were interested in it
feel for the lad who made a bet earlier and they were all correct except Slovakia beat Germany so his £20 is down the drainI did tell him Mali would beat Comoros though. Bossman had it as "or draw".
just to agree with it so I dont spiral into explaining for 20 posts
>>214525376womfy apart from energy drinkfar far too late for that
>>214525419yeah, highly likelyif you'd like to refer your post to me, i can re-evaluate it
>>214525355have often thought about this myselfthere's millions of little french fellas going about their days without a care in the world
>>214525430stfu nigga
>>214525423he deserves it for backing 1/16 shots
what does fomyeg stand for thenseen it loads but was always worried about asking x
>>214525244This was taken at Ashfield Valley estate in Rochdale in the late 1980s. Ashfield Valley was completed in 1969 and while it was initially popular, like many housing estates at the time, it quickly declined and by the 1980s was a haven for drug users, glue sniffers and squatters as well as being home to a large number of families, OAP's and single people. In January 1987, frozen water pipes cracked, flooding 15 of the 26 blocks. Many of the tenants were evacuated, with some having to sleep in a local church. 23 blocks were demolished in 1992.
>>214525112mental how fit they are
>>214525469every accusation is a confession
>>214525469“fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul”
>>214525469fried oup my yellow eggsit's in reference to >>214525359
>>214525469french olives make you eat garlic
feels good knowing the welfare state is definitely going to be cut heavily and PIPmongs will be starving haha
Everybody say sausage keep that shit goin
>>214525469and a reflection of most their interaction :)
>>214525423i bet again after your post and had mail win insteadunbelievable from germany and netherlands drew so it was fucked anywayyet again im reminded betting is mostly blind luck
i want to have sex!
>>214525455its a bit weird even though we share the same language and similar culture with americans they feel very foreign in a way that little french fellas dontaussies are a bit closer but the feeling is still there
>>214525446can't be arsed to scroll back up and find it but it was some racy bender comment about delicately grazing another poster's thigh with an errant whispersomthing to that effect anyway, aha x
>>214525423accumulators are for retards
gosh she's an awful person
>>214525491>>214525532these don't even fit>>214525506nice thanks
seeeeeex
>>214525469fresh output mousey, you excellent genius!
>>214525508you say that like it's a bad thing
>>214525290really did not care for this post the mostabsolute dreckapologies for not picking up earlier
>>214525539why does she look like she has been crying (thats hot)
norway sailing to world cup qualification
>>214525534wellat least you know you can trust me Germany's been quite the wildcard in recent years though. Nowhere near what they were a decade ago.
>>214525610aww im gutted x
+30 Pokeballs
might do a shit in a bin
Should /brit/ have its own daycare facility for the little ones while the grownups work upstairs on /brit/
Night everyone x
giving it a go
I dont think r9k should be trusted around kids
he filters that word so make sure to always type f0myeg
>>214525727f0myeg
>bloody woman just messaged me on teams saying she needs to chat with me about some toil thing on the morrow>tell her my entire calendar is free >she goes and chooses 9.30amis she fucking dafton a FRIDAY?
>>214525539natasha bedingfield sex arse
speak to the hand cos the face ain't listening
>>214525740must be important lad reckon you've buggered something up
roger go at throttle up
>>214525740why the fuck are you available on teams during the eveningwhy have you let your time be accessible by toilberg outside working hours
>>214525771gladly, the hand is easier to look atugly bastard
for example edging
>>214525740ever shagged her
working from home more like wanking from home
>>214525793Ill throttle/roger you in a minute
>>214525802if you like looking at it so much have a closer look*punches your eyeballs in*
>>214525740i don't take any work messages after 5:30pm
if i'm on teams at night its only because i'm cranking the hog to the various toilfus profile images
gta v but they break into the bank of englandnothing therewe're fucking brokeone billion dollars worldwide sales
>>214525815KTIM
my anxiety is so bad :(
hello OFCOM
>>214525839kekmad what we lads do with our own willers, eh x
>>214525837at least i don't have to look at your ugly mug anymore haha
>>214525854just dont worry mate x
>>214525839oh my days rorke
>>214525854got a friend of a friend who's a neurotic bundle of nerves, doesn't ever speak when he's around our groupeveryone is painfully aware of him and how awkward he is, as soon as he leaves it's like we can all finally fucking breathesomething to consider for yourself x
jordan peterson is such a clown lmao what a LOSER
>>214525871more of a clit in your case of course
>>214525876hurt people hurt people... :(
>>214525740this is illegal in ontario
I love Jordan Peterson hes so handsome and Canadian
>>214525839ermmm have you not heard of instagramyou ARE friends with her on social media right?
Rorke enjoying his Staropramen beer he bought from the shop because the 4 cans of 568ml Stella Artois were sold out
>>214525963You're Rorke aren't you?
you dont have to exit straight away when youre quick catching you can wait until the Pokemon is definitely caught and then go. there is also the different timing on Pokeball shakes when its escapes
>>214525922YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT HURT not yet
going on another mission with gfberg tomorrowle sigh
>>214525978I am, yes
>>214526049do you ever wish you were single
Catberg walking across the living room to hiss at a sleeping dogstein and trotting back to sit on the sofaWhat is he doing
alchemy is real1
>>214526075no shes new and i was single for agesit's simply gotta be done
>>214526049where to
>>214526073Enjoy
Brits be like Derbyshire? Yes, it’s pronounced darbasheer.
>>214526079Asserting dominance over the slumbering 'stein
>>214526079asserting dominancenot something you'd know about
>>214526121one of those social occasions i've heard so much about
>>214526144it's dar-be-shurr actually
yanks be likeim a nigger
>>214526144americans be like arkansas? why, it's pronounced arkensaw, of courseamericans also be like kansas? what do you mean, it's just pronounced kansas, what is there to get?
Drove two hundred miles today with dry socket. Aux unplugged, just me, the road and agonising pain.
>>214526079mate grow up you're too old for pets
>>214526164you meeting her friends?
>>214526144I say darbi-sheer
>>214526227ye alright sanjay
>>214526199oh my days that is just like them for real
Lads, the post count.
Someone make the new already, got a cracker of a post and I need it to get some yous
>>214526109me when i hit 55 magic
>>214526287would but it's not my place
>>214526209for me it's snapping back into reality after an hour and wondering how i got to where i am without crashing
>>214526287Won't, out of spite
>>214526313>>214526313>>214526313
