ktim editon
>>214531970this is mei'm so fucking lonely
>>214531960ahem let me repeat myselfI graduated from there this year
https://youtu.be/HxfE6PJmGS8?si=46_SJanIMcUpKBIV
One time a girls sweaty thigh kept bouncing onto my arm and on a packed bus and i got an erection.
>>214532009congrats lad
>>214531970I rode next to a girl for like 8 stops one time without speaking a word, she looked unimpressed and disappointed when she got off.
Where are my Exeter boys at?I spent 5 years in this absolute hellhole.I KNOW with absolute certainty that some of you bastards who I met in my years are here in the digital form in 4chan.org.Where are the 2016-2020 people? You know me by my name: It begins with R, and continues with an A and maybe an H.
>>214531887/ck/ can be very funny
average /brit/ poster
>>214532009Last year? Nigger I don't give a fuck.My years were 2016-2020. Where are my people? I stand here waiting for them.
Someone fucking shoot me
>your time is over rorke *bang*
whens the last time you had a kickabout with your mates
>>214532021Get these freaks locked up
Cadbury cream bar! Now with 20% more bodybuilder semen!
dandy nandy randy sandy brandy landy andy candy zandy xandy
>>214532047>>214532048>posted at the same secondit's a sign from the gods
seriously. it's just completely over for me.
Keir Starmer is the Roman Reigns of UK politics. He keeps being pushed even though nobody wants to see him
>>214532034this looks so much like someone i know it startled me a bit
>>214532029>>214532044yeah mate it's me liamyou remember me, right?
Caitlin was a very kind girl to me. She made me feel welcome wherever possible.I still feel bitterness towards her, however. She didn't do enough to rescue me in the darkest, most oppressive days of 2016.When I was rotting away in Lopes, she did nothing.My verdict for Caitlin is as such: She was a gorgeous and admirable girl, but ultimately she did betray me, and I will never forgive her for that.
>>214532081it's a brit lad from some random youtube video that was a short time meme on /brit/
my first pimp taught me how to cook
you now remember hat posting
>>214532094I never ever knew a "Liam". Go fuck yourself.
It's never overAll my blood for the sweetness of her laughterIt's never overShe is the tear that hangs inside my soul foreverOh, but maybe I'm just too youngTo keep good love from going wrong
peng aussie ting
>>214532095you rotted away in lopes because you were an incel freakfuck you, she owned you nothing
Lack of drug legalization tends to be when a government thinks It’s stronger by freely bothering some percentage of the population. A sign that a government will do very few things and just wants power.
>>214532079um
any exeter uni 2022-2025 man inwhere you at!
>>214532137Or hear me out just don't smoke crack
>>214532131>you rotted away in lopes because you were an incel freakDo you even know what "Lopes" is?Go on. If you know me, then you'd be able to say it. What is "Lopes"?>fuck you, she owned you nothingNobody knew me anything.But you know what I was owed? Respect. I was owed to be treated as a human being.And at the end of the day, not a single person in Exeter ever treated me like that.
>you now remember hat posting
>>214532029giga normoid if you met a single person during uni tbqh
I remember my time in the psych wardFucking awful place. Completely demeaning to people with mental health issues. You do meet a lot of schizo fitties though so I suppose that's not a bad thing.
>>214532128get the biomass imported ASAP
>>214532168I met a million people.At the end of the day, I remained a kissless dateless handholdless virgin, however.
>>214532168ktimstayed in my room the entire time
are ghosts real?
the great debate
>>214532178nope
>Oi American/Canadian anon, did you just post something that broke UK laws??!!
>>214532146what did you think of the town mate
People born in October are losers
the 10+ year old stale image, the unfunny post and the yank flag combo again is it
>>214532188proof?
>>214532197checks out. my birthday is October 6th.
>>214532149Lopes is the shag dungeon at exeter uniyou weren't much of a shagger though were you>But you know what I was owed? Respect. I was owed to be treated as a human being.you have to earn respect by not being an uninteresting freak
stop bullying anglos
>>214532196it was alright
>>214532200The man with the least to add critiques the most etc
lmao why did we do this we're so random
>>214532210just picture what this trannard redditor looks like irl
woke up at 1am just smoked a fat doobieneed employment pronto before I end up becoming a total neet waster
>>214532230just like that anime character i would imagine.
>>214532226>1 suicidewhat was his problem?
>>214532173Compo Beach in Westport, Connecticut.White: 75.96%Black or African American: 9.91%Two or more races: 8.76%Asian: 3.48%Other race: 1.88%
woah
American houses are made of plywood and the "tiles" on their roofs are made from material we put on shed roofs but cut into squares.
Might go to church this Saturday, cheeky confession. Desperately need to feel normal
>>214532207>Lopes is the shag dungeon at exeter uniLopes? What is Lopes? Go on. You tell me what that word means.>you weren't much of a shagger though were youI cannot shag. That is my curse. I did everything to attract women and yet not a single girl was ever romantically attracted to me.
>>214532216yeah
>>214532255probably thought the icelandics were a bunch of viking madmen who'd tear him limb frmo limb when they just let britain walk in whilst having stern words against their neutrality being violated
meant to have my second jobcentre meeting tomorrow and I can't be arsedsick of it already, might just bin it off and live off what little money I have
>>214532029Did you manage to get bullied at uni? How is that even possible?
good thing about growing up middle class in a working class povvo shithole is that you appear an aristocrat to council raised women because you grew up in a detached home and had food from M&S, so you get lots of working class fanny. if i had the same lifestyle in say middle class kent surrounded by people like me I would have been an unremarkable virgin
>>214532261do you ever look at a map and realise something obviouslike i never knew japan was that close to koreathought it was way off into the sea
>>214532266tried gaining a clue?
>>214532226>lmao why did we do this we're so randomvery clear and obvious reasons if you just read a bit of the wikipedia article lad
um
>>214532271what do you have to do during the meeting? how much money you got saved?
>>214532271this is exactly what they want you to do
this says a lot about society
>>214532272Looks like a willy.
reject anglo-babylonian “civilisation”return to cattle raiding, clan life and speaking gaelic
>>214532283>Did you manage to get bullied at uni?Not really.Nobody ever "bullied" me at uni. Still didn't stop the horrible fate that happened to me.I spent 4 whole years at Exeter University without a single woman ever expressing a single iota of romantic interest in me.It honestly made me feel like a subhuman. Imagine spending so many years in a place and still having those people deem you as "not a viable romantic option".
>>214532291>reading outside of school timeteacher's pet
>>214532271Had my fortnightly job centre video call today but said I was too ill so he rebooked it for 2 weeks from now. I do this for about half of my appointments (all video calls)
>>214532285this is complete bullshit
>>214532287its not as close as it looks in that image. much further away than we are from france for example
>>214532302
>>214532272nasty spell that lad
LORD, do not rebuke me in your anger or discipline me in your wrath.Have mercy on me, LORD, for I am faint; heal me, LORD, for my bones are in agony.My soul is in deep anguish. How long, LORD, how long?Turn, LORD, and deliver me; save me because of your unfailing love.Among the dead no one proclaims your name. Who praises you from the grave?I am worn out from my groaning. All night long I flood my bed with weeping and drench my couch with tears.My eyes grow weak with sorrow; they fail because of all my foes.Away from me, all you who do evil, for the LORD has heard my weeping.The LORD has heard my cry for mercy; the LORD accepts my prayer.All my enemies will be overwhelmed with shame and anguish; they will turn back and suddenly be put to shame.
>>214532197>>214532202if you were born between september and october that means you were concieved at a christmas party
>>214532230the ones I follow are smoke shows
>>214532322worked for me they think they’re being socially mobile you need to be at least somewhat attractive beforehand of course but it’s definitely an advantage
>>214532341Nah, my dad's birthday is in JanuaryChecks out considering 2 of my brothers are born within 2 days of me
>>214532341and somewhere out there is a photocopied image of your mum's bum whilst your dad was fucking her
>>214532295first one I went to was some basic introductory thing regarding claiming for UCwas just some african who I could barely understand asking me if I played fifa and explaining to me how the gov website works like I hadn't already used itgot £5k, might just live off that and then apply for jobs on my own instead of claiming because I (assume) their goal is to stick you in any job vacancy they can and that would happen since I'm not a complete mong freak with a paragraph of mental disorders who could play the bennies game
>>214532202October 12th me
>>214532263Your houses are made of bricks, solid stone, and hardwoodAnd then they’re given over to brown boat peopleWho cares
The 'net sucks so fucking bad now. Everything sucks.
>>214532361My brothers are October 5th and 4th respectively. Reckon my dad begged a birthday shag.
tfw u sitting at the rockstar table
>>214532315did you even try social things? like consistently?
>>214532347It goes both ways thoughmiddle class girls love opening their legs for working class brickies
>>214532355might as well just get the money while you can desu
Mental that martial rape only became illegal in 1991
>>214532367we need to bring back the world wide web, used to love surfing the information super highway me
>>214532385this happens less than you believe, that working class lad has to already be very masculine and attractive, his working class nature is an exception not the cause or advantage
i want to be a girl and get fucked by a big cock, is that too much to ask?
>>214532389>martialBradkey Walah.jpg
>>214532404what zero fanny does to a nigga
>>214532404get a dildo hun
>>214532384Yeah. I really did.I was told that "when you get to university, you need to hold your door open and welcome everybody"So I did that.Romantically, what I found was that women would consistently express interest in guys other than me... The smelly, short, fat cunt in my lecture would have a girlfriend. But not me.It just never, ever, ever made sense. I did everything right and yet I have never had a girl approach me and say "I'm attracted to you, and I love you, and I want to date you."
Looking at the archive of certain gimmicks really does show how mentally ill some people here are
>>214532424how come you're having a meltdown about this now? when you graduated 5 years ago?
>>214532424maybe you're just not that good looking mate
>>214532412Harry maaate
Family Guy
At least Britian escape becoming a idioarcy like America
Stroking my fat cock
>>214532424>a girl approach me
>>214532449hi? x
When I was at uni I constantly got mogged by all the posh rugby tarquins and even the middle class lads as wellQuite the working class runt I am
>>214532424oh my days mate move on get a life no one cares you were a nigel in university
>>214532441I've been having a meltdown ever since the day I blew up in Spring 2020. If not earlier.>>214532446I am significantly better looking than you, and 95% of pathetic little goblins in /brit/world.
>>214532453>idioarcy
>>214532210Lots of people have a chip on their shoulder regarding Britain.
>>214532465handsome in the face me but have irish runt miner proportions. 5’8 and 10 stone.
My dad lost 10 grand betting on Mike Tyson to beat Evander Holyfield
just enabled the hide taskbar setting in windowscorrr peng so much more space at the bottom
>>214532471if you are significantly better looking than me, then how come i shagged multiple girls at uni, yet you couldn't even get one?
>this is your place now rorke
>>214532471if you're actually good looking girls will approach you sooner or later. i'm not (obviously) but i have friends who are more autistic than me but actually attractive
>>214532434ever heard the phrase "let sleeping dogs lie"
Quit another job today. Didnt say a word just left my cuckstamp nametag on the time clock, punched out and drove home at break. Back to the hustle
>>214532494um
give me the saddest song for you
>>214532490>2025>not being a macchadngmi
>>214532424Do you have autism or some sort of personality disorder?
>>214532506Based. Fuck the pozzed globohomo Jews.
>>214532491>if you are significantly better looking than me, then how come i shagged multiple girls at uni,Because women do not have the best taste.You are an ugly person, you smell like sweat and garbage, why would any woman want to engage in relations with you?>>214532495Nope. I did everything in my power and yet no woman ever expressed romantic interest in me.
>>214532490What’re you going to do with it all lad
>>214532519got all me windows-exclusive gay porn saved on here sorry x
>>214532510I don't listen to sad musicOnly positive vibes
>>214532520There’s a freak on here that likes to stay up late and have meltdowns about how stupid and virginous he is and how many times he’s been ignored and rejectedSome lads try to give him a word of advice but he always makes excuses and refuses to listen. Cunt must be about 30. Fucking tragic bastard imagine being him. Hope he kills himself tbqh.
>>214532535good lad
>>214532510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTjKwTLxet0
>>214532528you don't know me go fuck yourself incel freak
>>214532510heres one without looking too much into ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBRMUWs8ij4&list=RDJBRMUWs8ij4&start_radio=1
>>214532549bent if you wouldn't
>>214532549is this the one with the split tongue?
>>214532549i have the same headphones
^_^
>>214532510Everywhere at the End of Time
could god make a poo so dry he couldn't poo it out?
>>214532572way too late for something that fizzy and sweetwe need a one-off exclusive hot chocolate image
Uni is where Chad and Stacey go to parade around each other like peacocks
Need to get my security loicense like the one leaf
>>214532494oh no, how horrible
literally me
>>214532591you want marshmallows or whipped cream or neither?
>>214532604marshmallows pls
>>214532528well what do you think is more likely, either everyone else is wrong, women are stupid and don't actually know what they're attracted to. OR... you're not actually that attractive
>>214532604I want it all
>>214532572
Got Jewish globalist propoganda on the telly
>>214532424did in those 4 years you ever realize you could walk up to some of those whores and ask them out?
>>214532619same im watching star trek
>>214532604can we have marshmallows, whipped cream and a little flake, please?
>>214532622no he sat in his incel room or leered at women from across a pub and then got all pissy when he didn’t get his cock sucked
>>214532624So what was the deal with that pale guyWas he an alien
>>214532622I cannot ever do that.If i ever expressed to those girls that I were attracted to them, they would banish me and never acknowledge me ever again.
Remember hearing the girls in uni talking one night when we were all drinking in the communal area and one girl asking the big fat ugly bint how much Tinder cock she's had during freshers and her replying "endless". Big blackpill moment for me.
respond to my post
>>214532624tea! earl grey! hot!
>>214532641societies had rules against fornication for a reason
>>214532641i remember walking past a girl talking to her friend and she said>do you ever accidentally bump into someone you shagged on campus?made me feel like the most virginal freak in the world kek
>>214532639oh shut it you big woofter
rorke got no motionrorke moving no bricks
>>214532641
>>214532635Data was an android>>214532645all due respect thats a shit tea choice
>>214532047>>214532048funniest fucking thing posted here in a long long time
>banish melmao you don’t live in 1120 mate
piccy bldg
>>214532658She looked like the female version of this
Bro said woofter Ain’t no way that’s a real word
>>214532664glad you liked it
>>214532633I mean I was basically a shut in during uni and graduated a virgin, never went out or anything, only school and home and even I had three girls try to get in my pants and one of them was an uber popular girl who at first I thought was doing it to make fun of me but then she broke down and cried when I rejected her.Unless you are obsenely obese and ugly there really is a very small chance of that type of shit happening.>>214532639So you presented yourself as basically a eunuch and never showed attraction to anybody and now you are shocked nobody ever fucked you?
sorry I made it before I saw the whipped cream and flake requestsmaybe I can make more
>>214532688corrrrr!!!
>>214532688>at the beach>during sunset>at 3:55am in britainget it backdropped by a cozy fireplace, now.
maybe this one is betterthe cup appears to be wearing a knitted jumper?
>>214532700stop posting these gay fucking images mate
>>214532520its 2016mong, he's a paki which he never mentions because it makes it obvious why women never go near him
why did you do it
Oh it over for me x
Why does the UK keep accepting refugees despite that they’ve been saying no since brexit?Why do not politicians do anything?
>>214532698hmmmm...ok hold on
I made out with 5 girls during freshers (1 week) but i only slept with 1 girl throughout my 3 years of unii guess i just stopped bothering trying in clubs after first year
>>214532704don't listen to this one
>>214532711the donors bribe the politicians to accept them because they inflate property prices, provide more customers and lower wages.
>>214532705And is this "2016 mong" in the room with us right now?
>>214532711Leftypol says yes and they seem to be the vast majority
started uni in 2021 me so all the fucking things were shutmade a few male friendsnever met any womenwas only up there two days a week and then dropped out by christmas
>>214532711because we love brown people
>>214532130Glad to see she's gaining it back.
ok
>>214532736>2021ktimredid a year because I stopped showing up as well, did my final year resit over summer just now and AI'd the entire thing and will find out if I've failed and wasted 4 years of my life in a couple weeks x
>>214532731yeah hi mate, how are you doing? how's the poo-coloured skin treating you?
this one maybe the flake looks a bit better
>>214532736protip: do it yourself. everything you need is online (for free)also, noone here cares about whether or not you fail in life and end up suffering. in all likelihood they would get a laugh out of it.
>>214532748acceptable*pats you on the back*
>>214532735>>214532739Oh I see.So the majority thinks it’s okay and likes them. Alright.
>>214532759As long as you checked all the references, they won't detect AIYou didn't copy paste directly from AI right anon?
>>214532778I'm glad you have accepted the hot chocolate
Hate the logic of the assembly lineHate the rushed & stressed out urbanite worldHate being an appendage to machinebergNeed a dreadlock farmers market gf and a VHS collection
>>214532711British politicians serve global interests not British voters.
>>214532759>>214532777i got an apprenticeship in IT and have 3 years experience now and gaining certsthe only reason I wanted to go to uni was to get a stable income and not have to do some shite like construction. i initially wanted to do medicine or law but the lockdown fucked my highers up because it was on predicted grades
l refused the heroes quest and destroyed something beautiful. Are there any books, movies, poems or art that would resonate with these feelings?
>>214532787>You didn't copy paste directly from AI right anon?yes, that's all I didwould rather kill myself then actually spend a second doing uni work so it's in god's hands now...
>>214532801yes it’s called how to stop being an blubbering poof by the school of hard knocks
>>214532784we're jokingimmigration is very very unpopular
>>214532798I have a vhs collection
>>214532800consider investing / trading instead of wage-slaving if you haven't already
>>214532784UK is heavily classist so the higher class you are the more opinion is taken into consideration. The immigrants all flood into the low class areas and the upper classes sit in restaurants full of all white people or the most white washed non whites patting each other on the back about how accepting and empathetic and good they are for letting them in, they also make more money off their labour. It's only now that the migrants are starting to show up in upper middle class areas that they're changing their tune.
The reverend jim jones
>>214532735wrong, brexit was a referendum on immigration and every major party since 2010 has promised to reduce immigration. the problem is that they just won't do it
>>214532759been eagerly awaiting your resulti'm probably going to end up in a job completely irrelevant to my degree because there just aren't that many graduate jobs. and i don't care i just want to work and go home. wouldn't be the end of the world if you failed
>>214532800how's the toil?I might have to do this if I've failed uni and have no qualifications to my name, would it be weird starting an apprencticeship at 24?
Loads of lads go to uni purely for freshers to shag and then drop out. Would you pay 9k to shag for a week?
>>214532803mate you are fuckedthey will call you in for an academic misconduct meeting based off the false referencesyou just wasted about 50k
>>214532824the pay is dog shite for the first two yearsthe work is monotonous, stable and procedure based so you need to be a spastic to fuck it up. but if you want to move into better roles you’ll obviously need graft and have to teach yourself a lot of stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWTmbdDQ16A&list=LL&index=4
>>214532834about 90% of students are doing this and the country is on the verge of collapse no one gives a fuck anymore
>>214532823will let you know pronto lad x>>214532834*starts doing a gay porn dance in the middle of the thread* yeah?
They’re having a funeral for the n word
>>214532845lol copemost students aren't retards who use fake referencesyou are not getting qualifcations
the deanoboxes must be built.
>>214532809How many % of Britts are not in favor of migrants and how many are in favor, for your experience?>>214532817Don’t wealthy people live in the cities where many migrants live, so they more often encounter them?Also aren’t they more likely to have wives and daughters that criminal migrants can prey on?It’d be natural that they have to be more cautious around migrants.
>>214532845No, that is retarded even the most bumfuck uni will check your references.You can lie about references if its the same book and lie about the page you can do this in course work material if you cant find sources for shit, but when you are doing your thesis it is absolutely retarded to make shit up even on a small scale, these people will be going through your shit, why give them the chance to fuck with your shit?
why does everyone call him moist critical when his username is penguinz0
>>214532844I listen to this every time you post it
Bro, the video for DARE is like, weirdly sexualI don't know why they think it's appropriate to make a video of a little girl dancing in her room next to some guy's giant bald head
>>214532969im sat here with it on repeathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj0bNkYFJ1w&list=RDHj0bNkYFJ1w&start_radio=1
>>214533012it seems good music for a meditation or trance like state
>>214532748>>214532768Lovely images. I don't mind you posting the drinks as long as you update them seasonally.
>>214532973its really not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNQRKyIRe3EI spent 100 years expecting this moment...Every single motion deserves to be dedicated to me.
I need a delicious beverage. A diet dr sounds perfect
>>214533039oh I will... I'm just enjoying the last days of summer for a while stillwill begin autumnal things on september 22nd
christmas hot chocolate is not seasonal for early september
>>214532914probably like 80% not in favorthe only ones who aren't against immigration are rich people who don't have to interact with immigrants
>>214533073Make it September 12th. That's a better spot between the meteorological and astronomical.
>>214533050I guess I didn't quote it so now I look like and say that
>>214533119*bites fist* ohhhhhh idkmaybe I'll just ease into it gradually between now and the 22nd
>>214533089that's truethe images in the following months will not be christmassy until the last few days of novemberchristmas images will then take place through the first week of january
>>214533141i thought that was the intention with self insert neutralplier
it mentaloid hour
>>214533181Yeah this sounds like a decent idea, maybe just mix them in occasionally. Bit like the creeping Autumn.
james joyce was a fart enthusiast
[F4M] Your Yandere Therapist Violates Your Trust and Your Body [Script Fill] [Manipulation] [Gaslighting] [Therapy] [I Can Fix You] [Abuse] [Drugging] [RAPE] [Reluctant Listener] [Oral Sex] [Blowjob] [Cunnilingus] [Cowgirl] [No Condom] Implied [Forced Impreg] [Orgasms For All]
Going to a 21st birthday party for a work colleague tnI absolutely must not drink and make a fool of myself
>>214533263LovesickVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NavfKnCR_4interesting persepective
Oh that's rorke retreating back to his video games and vices after sticking his head out into the real world and getting raped. He'll regather his strength and try again monday
>>214533183Does this even make sense it reads like what a deranged 95IQ person thinks is smart but maybe I'm being filtered
a kfc lunch is on the cards, methinks
managed to bag an 18 year old lass but i fucked it up didn't i
morning lads, happy to report that i shagged the missus yesterday evening
>>214533201what's the appeal of generating seasonal drinks?ai is fun to play around with sometimes but i think i would get bored doing it every day
>>214533338One FLG Box for a mister Nguyen
>>214533341*looks around the thread*uhh...yeah.
>>214533263i think you guys were posting this hours and hours ago when i was talking about going to therapy
>>214533373it's actually pretty normal
>>214533238possibly>>214533345I just like to see what happensit might be slightly related to my ocd but also I just like it
Bored
>>214533422how?
how did scandis become such autists?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7exJ6XweeI
>>214533429Only boring people get bored
>>214533372lovely head of white hair guys saying whaddaya want from me
>>214533422buy silksong and give it a play
>>214533325i doubt it's a real quote lol probably just taking the piss. i've never read foucault but apparently post modernists make more sense in their native french
>>214533445gf was talking about that but I don't really play videogames
>>214533344not really true for major european cities but north america on the other hand...
>>214533396understandable
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GxSLIgNKYZYbrits seething
>>214533344lol at bosnia, albania, turkey etc
>>214533372google images does so much heavy lifting for me every single day
>>214533432cold winter theory
>>214533433weird al did it better
>>214533574>>214533574>>214533574
>>214532230>just picture what this trannard redditor looks like irlProbably like the rest of you limey faggots.
>>214533742kind of funny you still think we're insulted by the word limey in any way