Darkey in a Watermelon edition
early AND racist. it's ticking all the wrong boxes
I’m a local man from the area
>>214538688All the BASED boxes more like!
>>214538700screM
https://vocaroo.com/1ebXpDtunYkO
>>214538603https://www.britishpathe.com/groupitem/294/https://www.hitler-archive.com/
>>214538733um
>All the BASED boxes more like!
>>214537962Why don't they just buy some land and do it themselves.
Fox hunting and golf courses are infact... le bad, reddit is right.
going to change it up ladsjust has to be donetoo much of the sametoo many failurestoo much depressiontoo much lonelinesstoo much nothingnesspeace and love to you allblessings through christamen
thinking long and hard about getting on the beers
>>214538762What’s next? A grown man can’t even own slaves? Woke gone mad I tell you
a girl spoke to me on my incelwalkwish I wasn't so autistic I just made my excuses to scurry away
Oh he’s done me oh dear
>>214538770>going to change it up lads>sits on /cric/ all day againwow well done deegz
just did a poo
>>214538770blog on
>>214538700why are pontefract and scarborough so important
>>214538778what was the context of her speaking to you
middle finger went numb lads
>>214538802Yorkshire is the greatest place on Earth
Anyone else watch random people's stories on social media.
cement over the golf courses, barrat new builds on that land
going on a date next week with a goth girl 7 years younger than me (shes 22).
>>214538807sold me a white monster ultra in sainsburys
>>214538807she was desperate for a shagging I was the nearest virile male
>>214538810hard day of fingering the mrs?
>>214538810Why are your fingers so short wtf
>>214538812trvth nvke
>>214538810
ive noticed 4channers always have stubby little runt fingers with tiny little incel fingernails, especially on the thumbs. I have long strong fingers with proper sized nails.
homero simpson
>>214538812somerset mogs
>>214538860can you cast a spell for them to lose their virginity
Bro has the GB news app oh my days
>>214538874huge leftypol L.he'll be seething for weeks
>>214538860Yeah?
>>214538860I remember you mocked my fingernails once.
cooking a fry up not halal take that woke lefties
got skinny little faggot wrists, me
>>214538807I was waiting for my coffee in starbucks reading the master and margarita and she was waiting as well and she said she loves master and margarita, bulgakov was one of her favourite authors and asked me if I'd read any of his other books and I said no it's the first one I've read then my name was called and I got my coffee and walked away
>>214538874um well that was just one man, no need to hate all rapists
>>214538939Not entirely convinced this happened but if it did then yeah that's a fumble.
>>214538874Huge reframing of the truth by the BBC
i will NEVER reject christ
Going to smoke some weed later and then try and make homemade sausage rolls
>>214538901Rorke be like>haha yes this 14 year old who got sexually assaulted is great news because it means leftypol will be upset
Reminder that the entire supposed boat crisis has been created to ram through Digital ID.
>>214538955yeah? *gives you a nuggy*
>>214538967well thats just wrong because leftypol loves seeing people getting raped and murdered by his precious brown people
>>214538955based
not faking
so thankful i’ve never watched animeeven in my lowest, grimmest, most freakish moments of my runt life I never stooped that low. I can hold my head high.
just rejected christ
I need a boat
>>214538967the news is him being found guilty (good news) not the girl being raped
>>214538985Doesn't really mean anything
Christ if you're reading this l think you're a nerd
>>214538985so cringe it accidentally becomes based
>>214538985leftypol wont like this one bit.
>>214538955Based
>>214538985ITS GAMMONZILLA
>>214538985no idea what this cartoon is supposed to convey
>>214538985honestly, genuinely, I don't get it
>>214539036That the National Front-type far-right is just below the surface of these seemingly calm protests But it's crap
>>214539038beneath the well meaning concerns of child safety is the threat of “da far right”
>>214539036deep inside we are all big racist geezers x
An unintelligent frogposter, how novel!
>>214539036leftypol's barely concealed contempt for the working class
>>214539038its about how the "moderate rightists" who advocate for children not being groomed by pakis is secretly just a front for the "made in england" serious rorke typesi think
c. 1390 swedish firearm
need to trim my nostrils
mad, mad and mental
>>214539112ablesit post
any sexy ladies in?
every single piece of discourse is designed to demoralise rorke, leftypol, deano, and rasheed have all fallen victim
having my subway delivered by baldy polish man
>>214538990screaming i fell that low at like 14 and never came back up 35 year old incel now never been on a date never had sex
>>214539136it’s cunts that you that are partially responsible for the state we’re in
>alri rorke that'll be £7.46
>>214539136subway is grim, grim cunt
>>214539056>>214539084would it not then make more sense for the looming giant to have been behind the protestors rather than have them crushing him down?the staging gives the impression they are keeping him at bay, working against him
>>214539133nothing bothers deano, he just buys name brand products and smiles
>>214539156they don't make barmaids like this anymore woke doesn't allow it
>>214539133Yep meanwhile incels, who spend all day everyday stinking up their bedroom and wanking, are enlightened and making the most of it.
>>214539180ktinm I don't touch women
>>214538919what is that diseased brown thing next to the bacon
>>214539198its grim scrotish sausage i think. horrible stuff
>>214539156>they don't make barmaids like this anymore yeah Beavertown Neck Oil on tap was massive back in the 80s
CANT WAIT FOR GTA 6
>>214539198me when I shop in an Asda
>>214539202squidberg formerly horsebergé
wetherspoons or weatherspoons ?
>>214539232aha x
>>214539198That's Rasheed xx
>>214539232yeah big on pork products, brown people
witherspoon
>>214539171The deanopill is unironically a decent way to live your life day to dayGo to the gym, drive a fast car, take the mrs out for dinner and weekends away, play a sport and go to the pub on saturdays.
anyone else get the shits after a couple of cans? just me? ok
Yeah
>>214539256yeah capable of just teleporting from aisle to aisle aswell
>>214539176godo post
>>214539284Just your tight little viet anus xx
>>214539268:3
>>214539244good lad keep it up today i'm off for a while i thinkremember though i dont use capitals xcheck discord faq for more help
>>214539198square sausage>>214539210literally just a sausage in square form (although this one was beef sausage)why are the english so snooty?
>>214539313my tight anus is nothing for you to comment on freak
>>214539320Alri de boyo ahahaha xx>>214539338Oooh bratty are wee ahahahah xx
>>214539313very unchristian post
>>214538904daddy hands
>>214539348hs?
>>214538864*somerset maugham
>>214539313some lad hung this flag up around mine, thought you might like i because you're into religion ahah
been thinking of treating myself to a sit-down fry up meal at the ol' Tobary's Carvetorium but I'm too lazy to drive there they do a good breakfast though it is definitely worth it
mental how when you have a plumber round you have to make them a tea else you’re a dickhead sorry but I’m paying you money to fix the toilet why the fuck do I need to make you a tea
>>214539348suckijng jesus willy>>214539363ahahaha xxx
Deegs makes about 50-60 posts per thread so be sure to keep that up as well
>>214539363sort of grim poorthern shit tip do you live in mate state of those terraced gaffs
luv liquorice'ate aniseedsimple as
not sure why he thinks he can imitate me really
Staying at my girlfriends tonight (will be having sexual intercourse)
>>214539388Literal advert with nothing of any worth shared
bet the cronem are showering
no, i am diego!
>>214539433>toby carvery are going out their way to advertise to the 15 or so mental patients on /brit/ at 11 on a friday morningok schizo
>Keir Starmer suggests he will sack Angela Rayner if the ethics watchdog advises that she has breached the ministerial code over her tax affairshilarious how committed he is to the late 80s soviet satellite state doctrinaire leader bit
finally someone let me outta my cage
oh no someone sharing their thoughts on a food outlet on my anime website someone get ofcom on the blower this must be a paid advertising campaign
Visit Liverpool
Partigiano che scendi dai montiDepredando la povera gentePresto o tardi faremo i contiE in galera dovrai ritornar.Sul berretto tu porti una stellaDistintivo di razza dannataprima o poi sentirai che legnataed allora giustizia sarà!Pei tedeschi voi siete banditiPei fascisti voi siete ribelli,Per il mondo voi siete sol quelli,Che han venduto la patria e l'onor.
>>214539468Did it was a shithole
british culture is so complexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjJnPwuSC78
>>214539388>toby carvery grim runtslop, the local cafe does a 10x better fryup for the same price
just been sodomised by god's thousand mile long willy
>>214539496right mate let me just drive 200 miles to your local cafe shall I(no I won't)
gnoshing off an arab
>>214539410>state of those terraced gaffsThey look fine? All in good shape and maintained
>>214539471looks like the missus
>>214539491Anfield is a shithole, Liverpool is peng
i may watch anime but at least i don't collect figures or have one of those body pillows
>>214539514*misterus
rorke on a mad one in slough
>>214539524I didn’t teleport into anfield mate
>>214539504any cafe will do a better fryup than toby carvery, you must have one nearbyas an extra bonus mine is mostly staffed by milfs that call you sweetheart and put a hand on your shoulder when they serve your plate
sexy Liverpudlian girls
Esoteric Heydrichist Exterminationist National Socialism
>>214539468there are some right boobas under there
>>214539541neither did I, on either visitnor goodison park
>>214539549are abs is lengers
brit? more like shit can i get an amen
>>214539565What's your team, lad?
>>214539549pic non related
>>214539549in the future being this hefty a hog will be illegal
yeah well the opposite of what you just said
>>214539589ok she look smuch better there
>>214539589dont watch runtball mejust on team boobywoobilies
>>214539611AI doesn't countare you AI?I hope not, you're the first friend I've had in my adult life
beans potato sausagethat's the best way
Sir Small Boat
Sir Tiny Tug
Almost lunch time lads, what'll it be then eh?
took too many bong hits and now i’m scaredi’ve gone off my nut and ruined my brain forever
Sir Little Liner
>>214539657White slop without migration be like
Rorke getting out of bed at midday after a heavy night boozing and microwaving a ready-meal for his breakfast and then he does a wank
top milf
>>2145396572 roast beefs a kit kat and a coke
>>214539681yes we’re all aware what a deano is
>>214539681teletubby towers
should I try dubai chocolate?
>>214539708UM x
whats a good language to learn
>>214539713no
>>214539735dunno
>>214539735gaelic
>>214539735Mandarin Chinese. Move to China
>>214539749truke
>>214539735french is usefulwelsh and irish are interesting and larpworthy
>>214539735Old French, specifically the Anglo-Norman dialect
poo
you've not tried dubai chocolate mate? oh my days bruv he ain't tried it he's not tried dubai chocolate lads lads wait to your hear this Smithy hasn't tried dubai chocolate
>France orders hospital to be ready for war by March 2026Our elites are literally going to try to start WW3.Migrants will be the meat catchers.Start preparing lads. Start preparing. Do not let them take you without fighting back.
>>214539657chicken salad and a x2 penquins
>>214539770You need to step foot outside and get some fresh air.
>larpworthy
>>214539713yes mate its class
catberg on a lazy one
not putting that arab muck anywhere near my mouth
>>214539794that a new type of chocolate an all?
>>214539780>meat catcherWhat does that mean?
>>214539821shove him out the window
>>214539782That your bf?
>>214539837don't rate them
>>214539855DO NOT post the peters or the ponies
>>214539867Who
>>214539878them
>>214539843Yep
>>214539833The ones who round up conscripts like in Ukraine
>when you kiss a girl and it's your first time in 6 months>but for her it's her first in 6 days (if that)how to get over this ladsour expectations and feelings are so unequal
(!) This post is more than 2 months old
Tottenham Corspaff
bendy baton tappening scheduled
>>214539923not going to marry her are you
>>214539923dont know
mexico
>>214539952raher marry her than no one....
crying into my latte
leaky pg tips aching 3 pm relief
>>214539899May as well just wave in the Russians at that point
>>214539968Oh my gosh, is that a boring rural backwater but.. ~3rd world~ !? :3
>>214539923You can go on a date with a bird where you both attend a restaurant for a sit down meal, talk, get to know one another, you pay or perhaps split the bill, then after you both leave she shags the guy she's "been seeing" later that evening while you go home wondering how it went.This is considered normal in today's market. If you're not on board with this then you're a bigot.
SHE'S TALKING TO STUFFED ANIMALS.. AN INANIMATE OBJECT BECAUSE SHE CAN'T TALK TO YOU.Can you not see how fucking sad that is?
activating my naruto jutsu to turn me into a sexy girl and selling my fanny pictures online to become the greatest hoekage
>>214539968looks like sussex
getting gang blacked
>>214539837too white
>>214539875sorry this is a designated shitting thread
>>214540015it looks nice mate cheer up
got leftypol on the ropes
>>214540025who
genuinely would like to go live in Mexico just worry that the cartel might kidnap my white ass for ransom
suns back out today
>>214540041Leftypops big night out
>>214539837No Curtis Jones or Harvey Elliott? Wonder who's behind this infographic LMAO
>>214540025fucking bastard stuffed animal no you are fucking fuck you bloddy
>>214540051no i shan't
>>214540063another day working at Currys PC World is it?
>>214540063
>>214540084poo scrumble
>>214540056I'm thinking are Rubes
>>214540063rorke whipping the volvo
>>214540063The wrist doesn’t match the body
>>214540063the "dad at a barbecue" drip
>>214540063>polo shirts>trainersrorke thinks this is dressing up
>>214540063Crisp white kicks with that Purple Polo. I can't lie this fit is hard!
>Britain buys a bunch of tents for body storage in a mass fatality event>France telling hospitals to be war ready by March 2026Yeah we are fucked. It's been fun lads
leftyrorke still wrapping his head around the concept of perspective
>>214540073dickhead
>>214540115could they not just chuck them in the ocean? fish would eat them
>>214540115>>Britain buys a bunch of tents for body storage in a mass fatality eventHow many
>>214540115neolibs when the country is spiralling towards bankruptcy and the whole country hates them>lets start a war!
>>214540115Why should states not be prepared for war?
>>214540134couple
>>214540115almost time for children of men innit
rorke ironing his jeans for the family trip to harvesters
>>214540134over 9000
>>214540171Not that many is it
>>214540134700k
>>214540153Can we not prepare for war some other way than digging a pre-emptive mass grave for our entire population?
>>214540095good spot mate, I drive a v70
>>214540184Who said anything about 'the entire population'? You're getting emotional.
>isis in the country>no prepare>russia continues to invade ukraine>no prepare>israel comitting genocide>no prepare>norf fc mongs fly english face>the state prepares hundreds and thousands of body bagsmore than a bit concerning
fly english face
>>214540215>norf fc mongs fly english face>the state prepares hundreds and thousands of body bagsno matterjust fill them with souf fc innit
>fly english face
any exempt from military service chads in
>>214540095>>214540208
Do not fight their wars.Do not report for conscription.If they try to grab you, fight them.If they give you a gun, turn it on them.
came out the disableds all red and sweaty after a cheeky work wank and got done for flying english face
>>214540162November 2027
>>214540247volvo is the white mans choice, never see any of bradfords finest in Volvos do you? Always german cars
>>214540215Would the British Army fight the Norfs or stand down?
>>214540238so are you just showing off that youre retarded or what
what happened with that story from a while back where they raided a funeral home and found hundreds of bodies they'd pretended to bury / cremate?what was the deal with that
>>214540296lazy wogs lying as usualor organ harvesting, take your pick
>>214538985
>>214540287Aways wanted a Volvo 700 series but never happened
>>214540084hooting
Millions of boomers and Gen Xers have died prematurely from the vaxThey’re desperately trying to plug the holes with immigrants
>>214540323nah it was a white funeral homethe whole thing was very odd. Going to look it up to see if more details have come out
>>214540334laughing irl at this one
>>214540291key worker, my job is too important
We must follow Christ, not the world—for the world leads only to weakness and ruin. Only He gives salvation, strength, and purpose. Stand with Him and you will never be led astray.
>>214540369must be one of those jannies they talk about
>>214540369Timpsons ain't that important mate
the stronger power prevails
>>214540369I'm sure they can find another sod to work the tills at tescos
Rayner's walked
>>214540336Might buy an older one if this one ever kicks the bucket or gets written off, they're well into "classic" territory now so good ones are expensive. Big kicker on getting a classic is rust but Volvos don't seem to rust, you get a jap car of that vintage and its practically dust unless its in a good garage>>214540387They do some important services tbf, big fan of Timpsons
>>214540287The huwhyte man's choice is a dodge challenger redeye in hellraisin
do you think the surname Coltrane existed before coal trains existed?surely not, it's too obviously derived from "coal train"
*rapes you**rapes you, again**rapes you**rapes you, my friend*
>>214540425where to?
>>214540456it's from colt trainers
>>214540429>big fan of Timpsonsktimonly the first 8 or so seasons though
>>214540456do you even need us to be here
rorke has gone too far
>>214540456Nah I bet there's some French town or village called Coultran and that's where it came from
>>214540471jobcentre+
>>214540469you cannot deny that is a sick fit
>>214540469even mosley was lukewarm desuespecially considering his contemporaries
rorke has gone southampton but he's never been to scunthorpe
>>214540469baggy ahh trousers
>>214540456young male horses are called colts
>>214540486sometimes I like to get my own answer in early in case someone else has the same thought, posts it and gets credit for it
>>214540425bet she's regretting buying that flat lmao
>>214540429That's the problem with being into reliable cars, they keep going and it's hard to justify replacing them. I'm a Toyota man and thankfully no rust here with the climate.
>>214540515has he
leftypol crazy with the kicks they call him jean-claude
>>214540486I reckon he likes to get his own answer in early in case someone else thinks the same thing, posts it, and gets all the credit
>>214540534I live by the sea and have to park outside so most cars pre-2000 would just disintegrate into rust. Volvos are well galvanized though given they were built for Swedish winter
>>214540570>>214540570>>214540570new, soon to be old
and the new?
>>214540534I got a jag hust because it's a ludicrous amount of car for the money>supercharged 340hp V6>RWD>looks good>double wishbone so comfy as fuck but still handles really well, loads better to drive than a 3 series> built in android auto when it worksAnd 35k miles for £17k. Absolute fucking bargain
>>214540505Lukewarm on what?
