Charles V's Scattergun edition
first for dragons
*kills you from across the map with akimbo 1887s*
>>214540602She must be about 30 now
>>214540599I'm too broke to afford a new one, but i've always lusted after an old x308 but I wouldn't be able to afford to run it
>>214540622issues of national importance
>>214540619but still 4'6"makes you think
>>214540649it doesnt make me think rorke
The population of India exceeds that of the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, and all 27 member states of the European Union by more than 500 million.
what's for lunch lads?
>>214540652oh my god is that Frieren of the Funeral playing Bloodborne?SPAFF SPAFF SPAFF
>>214540663:0
>>214540669your mum's minge
>>214540665reeves next. get these women out
what will become of her disabled special needs son now?
>>214540643The 4.2 XK and X350 XJ are pretty reliable as far as Jags go, there'll probably always be something wrong with it but mechanically they're very solid cars even with the supercharged versions
>>214540665oh no no no haha leftypol was bigging her up to be PM not long ago
James O'Brien making it all about the Tories
Angela Rayner has resigned as housing secretary and deputy prime minister two days after admitting she underpaid the stamp duty due on her £800,000 flat in Hove.
>>214540665need her on blacked raw
How'd you get your teeth so pearly
>>214540703I'd love an XK, alas I'm too poor to afford either of those.Also if I was pushing the boat out budget-wise I'd find a mint lexus ls430 over a jag
>>214540665Very fuckable
>>214540712Does anyone even care about them any more? They're a total irrelevance, it's almost guaranteed Reform or Labour will be opposition in 2029
>>214540737This video lives completely rent-free in your head Wiping its dogshit-covered shoes in your tiny mind
>Wes Streeting to be appointed Deputy PM
>>214540737No idea why this video triggered such a massive meltdown in Rorke
MPs are on £95,000 a yearif you're on that kind of money then you can afford to pay your taxes
>>214540737would shag em all
screaming at that lad who thought curtis jones was white
>>214540755Reform GovernmentJezbollah Official Opposition
>>214540599Used luxury cars offer some great value. Depreciate like mad and you can pick up an elite car for a fraction of its retail cost.
>>214540712Look at the Guardian live blog comments and the top comments are about Farage, in an article purely about Rayner. Lefties are chronic whataboutists.
>>214540737ear worm this one
>>214540781She's on more than that since she's in government but the flat was partly paid for by a payout she got suing her beloved NHS.
>>214540805if you walk about here after 7PM the only people on the roads are pakistani gents driving their 2-previous-owner BMWs aroundthey're not going anywhere in particular either they just drive about revving their engines. It's their culture. It enriches us all.
New Frank Green and a sneaky link
>>214540833>labour bigwig suing the NHSwtf how did she get away with that
>>214540665Ding dong the pig is gone!
https://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkDAll these katies know I get doughPop a katy hymen like criscoI'm chiefing on the gas like citgoFat batty on katy thoughBig rims, on my whips thoughYou talk a lot but you do nun thoughWe let off shots, pagans about to get hit thoughCronem off the mollyHe spazzin' out in the partyGherkin the squadIts just us we don't need nobodyAnd these katies call me PapiCause I gots lots of moneyIt's a Gherkin paradeWe love drummin' and we comingYou better love your katyCause cronem tap any katyThese commas steady comingI turned nothing into somethingAnd I be tired as hellBut my baton won't sleep for nothingAnd we love getting moneyI swear we won't sleep for nothing
>>214540806>Look at the GuardianDeary me THEY'RE STILL BANGING ON ABOUT IT!
Jen Seabass tights erotic
i'm an old tired soul
>>214540665>>214540711Yet another common r/unitedkingdom L, they're on the Andy Burnham camp now
>>214540805Can't believe people spend more than I did on this for a fucking 1.6 diesel Merc A Class or whateverEven in dynamic mode it just glides over the road and the engine is pure kino
>>214540868dogshiteleave the cuck stuff to ziedy, you can post about boring stuff like earwax or whatever it is you do x
If a woman sees a troon in a womans only space, punch them in the balls
>>214540665took her long enough
>>214540877corrrrrshame her company went bankrupt but no doubt she's got daddy's money to fall back on
Wish Deegs was here to explain this story to us dumb-dumbs
>>214540868brilliant!really, pure genius
>>214540889>n/s/f scratchbit of trouble parking eh lad? No shame in it. Takes a bit of time to handle a big car, you'll get it eventually kid.
>>214540889nice car mate, people are spending over 30k on electric corsas. You can pick up all sorts of nice cars for under 30 grand
Do love tights actually
>>214540929Bit of wax still on it, that was still at the dealer
>>214540889Do you look like one of these "people"?
>>214540910it didn't? it's worth over 10 million
>>214540922wtf was his message earlier is he not coming here anymore or what
Fuming. Wanted Angie to take over as PM
What have you done to stop the boatscrotes from coming?
>>214540982nowt to do with me
>>214540877nice look but the shoes are hideous, darling
gen z boss and a mini
>>214540946Wait till you find out about bodystockings lad
How bad can it getHow good can it getWhat is it
Why did 'Mercedes the Dancer' start doing Onlyfans if her parents are both doctors?It doesn't say a lot for the women of Britain if they think that's an acceptable alternative to a life in medicine
>>214540889Looks nice that mate.I used to have an LS400. Same price as a Corolla so I thought why not
>>214540982kicked george soros' shin and ran away once
reckon i'll walk the league this season on footy manager
>>214541042can't wait for itwhat team will you go?
HAIRY MAN TITTIES AND A SLOBHAIRY MAN TITTIES AND A SLOB
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL
gen z boss and a mini can get it
>rayner broke ministerial code
>>214541047this is ok if she has had kids but if she looks like that without kids then its bad
Gen a axe and a daggerGen a axe and a dagger
>>214541056Haha, I am as this post says.
marks meal deal and a wankmarks meal deal and a wank
>>214541067
JOB literally banging on about Boris Johnson and Priti Patel in the fallout of this Rayner humiliation
>>214540889Did you finance that or pay cash?Also it's automatic presumably Very nice car
>>214541095is this that bonnie bobbi bonkers girl?
>>214540665NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>214541118yeam she does porn now
>>214540665Will this trigger a by election in her seat then?
I want to make her a gen z boss without a mini if you know what I mean
wish i could resign
>>214541135Nah Politicians can even change parties and it doesn't trigger a by-election
>>214541047she was a 5/10 even beforehand, never got the appeal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DndQFpXFFO0who the fuck is this poofter
rorke resigns
>>214541126:(
>>214541135no because she has not resigned as an MP, only as a cabinet member
>>214541149So who takes over from her, just another labour candidate in the area?
>>214541095corrrr
>>214541152David Bull
*boyish coy look*
rorke making his cuppa with his argos value range kettleleftypol using his instant boiling tap
>>214541183um
I'll make her gen z boss without a mini, if you know what I mean
>>214541126Rough, noticed a lot of young tiktok girls went into porn once they grew up. Most of them probably got groomed to fuck as well, very sad to think that making silly videos online can put you on such a path
angela rayner to the reform partyHERE WE GO
universal credit meeting later. can’t be fucked but you know what i’ve realised in life? sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. grit your teeth and just get through it
>>214541184alistair putting the brass teapot he got from the local antique shop on the stove
>>214541175She keeps her seat she's only resigned as deputy prime minister
nth for the holodem
I'm currently reading Oil 101Do you have any advice for me to find employment in the oil industry?
>>214540781She was relying on the fact that it was for her spacker, hoping that she could drum up sympathy if she got caught and let it blow over.Probably should have thought about that before opening her gob and telling people to pay their fair share.
>>214541205Have another drink, Ray.
>>214541205just don't show up and say the mental elves stopped you
>>214541175Nah she's only resigned 'from government', which really means the cabinet, so the top jobs in the party. You (typically, there are rare instances otherwise) have to be an MP to get these but they're separate from being an MP. By-elections basically only get triggered if the MP does it or an MP dies. Her roles will be given to another Labour MP, most likely Wes Streeting, or else they'll have a reshuffle and the jobs move around.
how can my wife be libyan? she was never even in eqypt
>>214541242>You (typically, there are rare instances otherwise) have to be an MPno you have to be an MP but it can be from the lords or the commons
>>214541234>She was relying on the fact that it was for her spacker,It wasn't, her second home is where her son lives, this is all about her Hove flat
rorke's eqypt with his red paint
morrissey's selling the smiths
who dafuq is ray
the lads, the boys
>>214541291FOY
>>214541304sugar ray robinson
de BOMB BLAST
off out to the pube
to the yanks ITT what is Boston like?
>>214541283egypt, is he
Wes Streeting Deputy PM is unironically a good shout, will upset all the trannies.
>>214541331just watch some cheers
>>214541304ray william johnson (he's doing your mum)
When you apply for an American tourist visa now you have to give them your social media handles in the application so they can review your accounts before they make their decision
>>214541304sugar ray leonard
played the asscreed egyptthey did bayek dirty for feminist purposes
>>214541331there are much nicer parts of Lincolnshire
facts
>>214541346yeah but you can just say you don’t have any (which i dont)
>>214541331just watch some always sunny
>>214541375dont show D this >>214541346what if u dont have
>>214541346I unironically don't have anything because I am a virgin freak (not memeing sadly)
>>214541342who
>>214541372look, i knew someone was going to make this dogshit joke. i’m not saying i hate you but you should do better
>>214541375Am 190(still no girls)
>>214541331never been there
heard silksong is supposedly too hard
some sad maccy d's news
>>214541403Maybe stick to Love Island mate
>>214541404and you should read thread subjects
>>214541331just watch some seinfeld
never been to britain but i'd like to go, as long as i can come back
>>214541331just watch some everybody loves raymond
>>214541423face like an afghan lévrierbet she runs fast
Boston, New Ireland
i have no idea were 80% of english counties are, i know where cites are but never think of counties
always found it funny that there are people who earn huge money in the corporate side of mcdonalds or tescos or wherever but at a party if you asked them what they did they would say “i work at mcdonalds” haha
>Angela Rayner resigns and defects to the BNPIT'S HAPPENING
>>214541423>newsIt's OLDs, Screenshotmong.
>>214541423>alri miss hamburger
if i could choose one place on your island to visit for a day it would be.... glasgow
>>214541481they'd say "I work for mcdonalds"and then you'd know
im gay nigga!
>>214541473My mum mocks me for not knowing where random English towns are that she visited back in the 70s
>>214541423to be replaced by Robert McNuggets
Why was Idris Elba cast as the president of the United States?Just doesn't make sense
drawing a st johns cross on my erect willy
>>214541507they'd hear you say it and nut you straight back onto the plane
>>214541416for who
>>214541525*sucks it off for leftist purposes*what now rorke?
>>214541515boomers are thick in general but they have better british geography knowledge
mental how good the romans and greeks were at building statues
Got a house for sale, great beach view, up for sale as I've just lost my job£800k obo
>>214541561trim your armour for it
>>214541554a black sculptor made this
>>214541538anons on /v/ and redditors
You will eat the bugs
>>214541514and you're very immature
Want Rayner to get her fake tits (she admitted they were fake so don't simp) out for the lads Corrr all covered with scars I bet!!
>>214541533why would he say that when he's already there you doughnut
Sources close to No 10 are telling Tempers Daily that Yvette Cooper may be out as Home Secretary in the upcoming reshuffle>>214541525
ships are comfyaeroplanes are scarysimple as
>>214541575lazy bastards could never
Angela Rayner should make shoes and call them Angela Trainers
>>214541554>thing look like real thing! boring art
>>214541554seen this in person
>>214541586>she admitted they were fakeJust when I thought she couldn't be any more of a rotten slag
>>214541561that's well expensive for an oboe
might go out and break the sound barrier today lads
Rayner did loads of dodgy shite like she bought an iPhone and got it engraved, put it on expenses which they weren't allowed to do, but because it was engraved it couldn't be returned so she kept it and just got a telling-off
>>214541614She said they looked like boiled eggs in bags
RorkePork
>>214541587why would you use a text-based forum when you're functionally illiterate?
rorke fried rice
>>214541644Sir this is an image board
>>214541644why do people stare at the stars when they don't understand what they are
>>214541644I like pornograhpy
seven minutes
>>214541633leave it on reddit next time
>>214541637What the fuck
Toil soon team
>>214541644genuine thicko you are pal
>>214541554Indeed. And this was 2000 years ago.Republican Rome was Nordic and to this day, its ability for good governance has never been matched.
>>214541664Jail her
>>214541678wanking soon myself
povvos who get rich always end up being extremely corrupt
>>214541621Haha looks like we've found the joker of the pack
>>214541679it's anonymous too, when you make an embarrassing mistake you can just leave mate
>>214541689Rome wasn't a republic 2000 years ago
>>214541689it was mednords were niggers
cash4rorke dot com
>>214541636>but because it was engraved it couldn't be returned??? just throw it in the bin?
my washing machine says E90
>>214541675
>Rome was Nordic kek
hollow knights gone woke
>>214541711so why are you still posting...
>>214541636Decent banter tbf
simon and will were quite evil and selfish but neil and jay weren't that bad
>>214541720it just sunk my battleship
>>214541554greeks and romans*, all the best statues were made by greeks before rome's time. good on the romans for creating stone copies of old greek bronze statues tho
hello senpai
0800 REVERSE
got brown sauce on my trackies
>>214541689Read any good comments under blacked videos lately mate?
why do people stare at the stars when they don't understand what they are?
>>214541723Fucking hell she's common as muck How did she ever get to where she is
>>214541738because I take pity on the retarded and I'm trying to help you
>>214541554was actually tacky looking though
>>214541775you're the one who made the embarrassing mistake though
>>214541773>How did she ever get to where she isimplants i reckon
she's such a tease, def my favourite UK asmr girl thougheverbeit. sexy voice as well.
>>214541744simon is one of those lads that you have around but would never really trust. very common english male type
>>214541772what are they?
>>214540665
>>214541795cor is that angela rayner
>>214541779Rorke's drip
>>214541807stars
>>214541787misreading "it" as the entire sentence instead of the subject of said sentence, and then assuming someone else was wrong about something ridiculous when you were just wrong about something simple, is in fact the only mistake that was madeI really recommend you stop posting now that you've made your embarassment even more public
We should spend £150bn a year getting rid of immigrants
no idea what new frank green and a sneaky link means
>>214541773Such is like in this demonic pozzed globohomo clownworld
>>214541664source on this gooner
>>214541832rorke's first (and only) day as chancellor
>>214541825i think you have a learning disability
We should spend £150bn a year smashing my tender nards
>>214541837new frank green and a sneaky linkl
watching a video on YouTube
literally seen this every single year since 2015
>>214541664this video was enlighteningthere is a massive issues with women and porn addiction, some of these smut books are insanehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffvRhsViyIQ
>>214541826dues x, skyrim, assassin creed, triforce, call of duty, dark souls... dont know what top right is thougfh
>>214541826
>>214541826Video games got really bad at this point in time
we should spend 150billion a day on mousenonce
>>214541863looks like scully in the thumbnail
>>214541863No one cares heathermong
>>214541773As I keep saying, the sensible Labourite would've pushed to have Bridget Phillipson front-and-centre of the party's female quotient. She's from a similar background, has a regional accent and is big on women's issues, but also comports herself with a great deal more dignity than Rayner or Jess Phillips ever manage to convey. She always looks well-dressed as well, unlike the Waynetta-wannabes.Rachel Reeve always came across well too, though her breakdown in Parliament makes it difficult to portray her as the tough female character a government needs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-z8gmk1TQs
>>214541837a fancy water bottle and a man on the side for the vile whore to cheat on her bf with
>>214541875Battlefield 3
>>214541851that's a bit extreme, I like to think I'm just optimisticbut yeah, logically if you were capable of being helped then someone would've taught you to read by nowstill glad I tried, best of luck out there, champ
>>214541857dangerous and downright stupid
i have a measured and confirmed iq of 15
what would you do if you were nobility
>>214541882and thats a good thing
>>214541911profoundly based
>>214541911cor double digits mate that's a good un
My IQ is 16
>drop the google maps man in oxfordah yes, here is one of your few 'non shitholes'
>>214541883why because she's ginger? just fuck off DTFIC you annoying cunt
>>214541933better than making him mayor
last night i had a dream where i was invited to a pool party and everyone got upset because i was just swimming lengths. Someone had to call me to one side and say "anon, we're here to socialise, nobody else is actually swimming"
>>214541914same thing i do now but i’d occasionally do something nice like book a private jet to some exotic locale
so the united kingdom is a post-industrial post-modern nightmare but it also has dukes and princes a king
>>214541943Meltdown
>>214541960alright brian
>>214541960scromblign
>>214541960absolute state of them tabs
>>214541966He is right though you are an annoying cunt
dangerous new frank green and a downright sneaky link
>>214541966you are having one, yes
>>214541892NOT ALLOWED.
Government's tumbling down lads
>>214541978Nobody cares about your autistic special interest of the day
>>214541898mong cope. learn to read idiot
>>214541997what happens to the dukes, and the princes, and the kings?
>>214542001case in point x
>>214541960creasing
>>214542001you are actually mind broken
>>214541933*walks past*
>>214542003you've been done, time to log off mate
in the next life i want to be reincarnated as a gangster
>>214541960
>>214542040>in the next lifenot a thing
missed a self-dox have i?
brian's cluttered browser and taskbar sending me into a blind rage
>>214542059shut the fuck up and stick to racism and bing bing wahoo gaems, yeah? mug
>>214541960i have more respect for the homeless arab in oxford than you based on your bookmarks and open tabs
>>214542040you're a low-life alright
>>214542070it was probably another fake one from spaki
>>214542025mong cope
>>214542097no extra lives in reality, darkiewhen it's game over, it's game over
new>>214542128>>214542128>>214542128
>>214541826goes hard
yet another mp trying to dodge tax and lying about it yeah?
>>214542019>>214542021Concession accepted
funny how people in power just blatantly extract wealth from us then fuck off when they get caught/voted out
>>214541714Brown cope by hook nosed Levantines.
