TrannyJanny
bleh im in a different timezone so i have to stay up til 11:30 to teach my online classpain
a jeet made this thread
>>214566343a jeet made this post
the subtle and persistent lentil and chickpea-based dish thread on /ck/, mostly featuring western recipes...
>>214566335>A Masterclass in Faggotry
When are we scheduling the /cum/ meet up?
Baloney is disgusting no cap
actual new>>214566361>>214566361>>214566361
>>214566383arent most of us west coast faggots would have to be like la or seattle >>214566388fuck you for splitting thread
>>214566383Past your bedtime.
If /cum/ was a kpop demon hunter which one would they be?
>>214566409Kill, fuck, marryGo
should i start vaping
>>214566372are you a /ck/ fren?
>>214566378i volunteer to teach girls from a certain middle eastern country englishusually it's not much of a problem but today it's annoying
kpop is for losers
>>214566421it's Israel isn't it
>>214566416absolutely not, I've heard it's harder to kick than cigarettes >t. smoker
>>214566409rape and kill, rape and kill, rape and kill
>>214566421>i volunteer to teach girls from a certain middle eastern country englishwhich one in particular turns you on and wish you could fug?
>>214566406BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION
>>214566421IRL? Any cute ones?
>>214566440flag checks out
your dad raped your mom
this unironically might be true
>>214566434no>>214566443>>214566448im teaching black squaresive literally never seen a single one of their facesit's one of the countries were a male tutor irl would be completely banned these aint westerners
>>214566440https://youtu.be/UKaoWWC9COQ
I will save you motherI will avenge you fatherI will kill you Fjolnir
>>214566469Anon I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're actually talking to dozens of gay indian men. They are all masturbating to you as you speak, they're not learning english.
>>214566476I love this guy's dance without a shred of irony
>>214566469Oh I see..
covid 19
>>214566488they could be aliens for all i caremainly doing it to get teaching experience
https://youtu.be/slXIKsxpsIg
>>214566476They did a pretty good rendition of our national anthem when they played here, although I'm not really a fan of Manowar. >>214566491I listened to that Wishbone Ash album - very good. Thanks for the rec gain.
you guys are my only friends
hey anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj814 years ago
I asked a girl named Merissa to go to the skating party with me in the 5th grade. She said "I'll tell you tomorrow". She avoided me for the rest of her life.
I've been practicing my english with some foreigners before I move overseas and they said I sound as if Speedy Gonzalez was parodying a character from Downton Abbey...
jason origin story
>>214566515also im not an amoral lesbian unlike you so i actually have some sense of morals you wouldnt survive in the middle east theyd chop your clit off>>214566526im getting sick of these podcast bros
>>214566557cold
>>214566557you have posted this exact post before
>>214566540I'm listening to it right now. There has never been a more perfect wedding of electric blues and English folk, and a lot of people tried in the hippie era.
>>214566566where you goin
are you obsessed with asia and asian people?https://youtu.be/GfwLF9rimFw
>>214566585I'm not amoral, I'm a very nice guy actually.
>>214566599I don't remember.
bloody bhenchod bastard!
>>214566617holy based
>>214566611you rub your dry cunt against your own student cause youre a filthy homosexual and deny your creator
>>214566610AJAAAWHEN ALL MY DIME-DANCING IS THRUI RUN TO YOU
>>214566617genuinely based
>>214566617At least the chinese are subtle they go pee pee in Coke.
schizo posts are increasing
>>214566602Yeah it's very good. What was that song you posted that was longer, you said that's the best song in the world or something, I don't think it was from Argus..
just took a 30mg edible gonna game for a bit then go to bed
>>214566602Have you listened to the two Jethro Tull folk albums?
No they're not
>>214566649That was Handy from s/thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4NIOPaeU7k
>>214566631>dry cunt against your own student are you ok bro?
There's something about eating a meal with no meat that makes me feel like a prey animal
schizojeet isn't real
kinda retarded that john lennon was shot
>>214566657I treasure most of Tull's 70s albums. Those are particular favorites, along with Aqualung, which I own on (Yugo) vinyl.
>>214566667it's a bad feeling ngl, something should die every time I'm hungry>>214566666
apparently Puerto Rico has one of the lowest fertility rates in the world
>>214566674jonh lemon
>>214566674you're thinking of jfk
>>214566661Yeah, thanks, that was the cover. A lot of their intros sound like an early Deep Purpe or Rainbow song which I like.
>>214566674https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTcjPZ41FOA
>>214566680something objectively does die every time you eat...
>have a few drinks a few days in one week>spend the rest of next week fighting the voice in the back of my head telling me to go buy more alcohol and to drink every day and get shit faced
>>214566690no that arrogant prick deserved it
pfffft trump is gonna deport his ass to eswatini cause it's one of the few countries he didnt claim persecution frombased based basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFjVDD84LIY
>>214566691Ash got signed to a label only cause Andy Powell came backstage with his flying V when Blackmore was jamming and joined in when they were touring together.
>>214566696yeah my toilet bowl
>>214566731please deport all the 18-20 year old latinas that are not overweight or obese to canada
JFK was banging a white house intern while she was married. she wrote a book about it
>>214566731Who is persecuting him in Chile?
>>214566557I was actually very handsome in high school but too weird and autistic to ever take advantage of it, a girl did give me a handjob once to make her bf jealous though in the end he didn't care though, he was just like "she's hot but she's too weird I don't want to go out with her anymore so you can have her" which made her mad at both of us for some reason
>>214566731drumpf is extremely unpopular now, even among right wingers btwhttps://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-just-lost-one-most-192027826.html
>>214566750>please deport all the 18-20 year old latinas that are not overweightthat's like three of em you knowthey really dont have many mexicans in cankek huh
>>214566761what a useless post
>>214566753He deep dicked Mimi Beardsley when she was just a student too. Dude dipped his dick in just about every girl who walked through his door.
>>214566732Nice, the only time I've seen Ritchie Blackmore was with the band he has with his wife Blackmore's Night. It was a great show, he's one of the best. He played some Rainbow and Deep Purple songs in the end, about 30-40 mins which nobody expected because he's a bit of a prude, everyone went crazy.
>>214566771she had massive bazangas
>>214566763cartel cronies like you are hard to take seriouslyhe aint even a mexican so what it to you
Flute is a heavy metal instrumenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGsOkJ9Kf_A
>>214566783mhm
>>214566783noice
Why aren't leafs watching their player beat Sinner?
>>214566773I don't think prude is the right word, I'd say he's more of an asshole, really. Also, you're welcome to find a song that's better than thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTuQ7v1i5w
Honestly if my power is going to go out for more than 1-2 hours it should just go out forever so I can revert to caveman behaviours and start forming a war clan to control the neighbourhood and hunting grounds.
>>214566790Nick Fuentes, who is heavily influential among zoomers, is anti-Trump
>>214566841fuentes is a mexican and he's just pissed his illegal shitlib abuela is getting deported who cares what he has to say
Another Friday night getting drumk on the chon
>>214566812I remember one of his band mates either in Purple or Rainbow called him a psychopath.
>>214566857>who cares what he has to say>>is heavily influential among zoomers
>>214566858
when is my real life gonna start
>>214566812Yeah wrong word. Asshole is more accurate. While I enjoy Purple I'm more of Raibow fan, the Dio and Blackmore combo is insane. Also their drummer forgot his name. I have that Live in Munich DVD from 77 I'v watched a 100 times probably. I saw Dio with Black Sabbath here when I was a wee lad, my dad and his business partner took me, this guy that works with my dad is the biggest Purple, Whitesnake and Raibow fan in the world - he doesn't listen to any other bands, he has been to 300+ concerts probably. Has met them multiple times and they know him as the crazy guy lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVXy1OhaERYone of the best drums intro ever imo
>>214566857yeah but he's pro Thiel so who cares
>>214566841gitcher ass up and mozy on down to Coahuilla, Pancho!
when is the money and bitches showing up in my life
>>214566889I've always hated Dio, but Rainbow's Since You've Been Gone was probably the first rock song I ever liked as a teen
>>214566841nigga thinks fuentes is influential lol
>>214566881zoomies also overwhelmingly want socialism so ill be the first to agree that theyre scum
Feel like I got shifted into a new timeline and the only difference in this timeline is that some guy named Peter Thiel exists here because I had never heard of him until last night and suddenly every fucking website I visit is talking about him
>>214566890Nigga Nick Fuentes lists Thiel as the reason as to why he is anti Vance too
>>214566914You're probably a retarded fucking shill people have been talking about him since the election dumbass
>>214566902he literally iseven destiny's son is a fan of Nick
>>214566901Damn...why is that?
>>214566914He’s unironically right wing Soros
baba booey
Suffocation - Effigy of the Forgotten
>>214566932Never ONCE have I heard of him before last night. Maybe YOU'RE retarded and I actually slipped into your timeline >>214566943from the 5 minutes I looked into him he just seems like another retarded investor with too much money to fail
>grift about israel>free money printerno wonder podcast bros are obsessedall the comedians bitch about aipac and then line up to go to saudi arabiait's a joke
>>214566914Who the fuck is peter thiel
thiel wants to put microchips in you
>>214566318
>>214566953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCyZ_y8wJiw
>>214566943Yeah, Theil sucks, he is so fucking weird. He makes Elon and Zuckerberg seem normal. But it's worse because he is a military contractor. Soros is not.
>>214566960Yeah but Soros is the same thing except both of them also have the ears of world leaders and in some cases very very close ties.
>>214566977https://x.com/NewAFClipper/status/1929768660438069428
>>214566942he had a classic heavy metal delivery like Bruce Dickinson...I can't stand that shit. idk why I hate them, because I've never had a problem with Rob Halford
How about microcrips
micro penis
>>214566977Gay sex pervert who created PayPal with Elon Musk. Worked for the CIA for almost a decade on Palantir before launching it as an "independent" company that can be subcontracted to avoid certain legal liabilities if it were part of the government (it is for all intents and purposes). JD Vance was Peter Thiel's protege for many years before entering politics.
>>214566318got the itch to get weed but im too lazy to go out
(“Eleanor Rigby”) matcha labubu clairo pilates and chocolate dubaiperformative guy
ai is great dunno why uncs hate it
>>214566994He is great live, he is a tiny tiny man but his voice is very powerful, they performed Heaven and Hell from first to last song, I liked it. Shame I didn't see Ozzy, they came here but i didn't go to the concert.
>>214567016>Gay sex pervertjust like jason!
>>214567019They do delivery straight to your door here
>>214567020I saw that tweet
>>214567036you lucky bastards
>>214567020saw kai cenat today oh boy
>>214567036I did that before weed legalization in Canada.
i could go for a bud right about now
>>214567036yeah, but the local dispensary has these hidden fees that add up to like $10
what the frick is labubu
ALL THE LONELY PEOPLEWHERE DO THEY ALL COME FROM?ALL THE LONELY PEOPLEWHERE DO THEY ALL BELONG?
reminder that all leftard "influencers" are getting paid off by the dnc and their growth is completely inorganic
help me baba boy
asian niggas drinkin bud right
>>214567053some stupid stuffed animal
>>214567052mine doesn't the delivery fee is like $3 and then you tip but I don't mind because I'm lazy >>214567050this is a legal shop they also do reward points
>>214567053https://youtu.be/vPYZk1xJHGM
I was a weed head for over a decade and having been clean for probably 2-3 years now I can say that weed is the WORST possible drug you can do. It will make you gay and poor and there's nothing worse than that. The only people who have tried it and disagree are young drug addicts who havent smoked long enough for it to hit them yet no different from """high function"""" opium addicts
Anyone here knows anyone who works in ICE?
>>214567067why is it so popular
>>214567060should be obvious to anyone who has ever watched Destiny, literally no one would give that guy 5 minutes of attention if he weren't being paid and propped up by Israel nonstop
Eleanor is such an old lady's name but the girl I like is 18 and she has this name, thank you
>>214567072okay glowie
>>214567079It's like pokemon for brown people (mostly women but also ugly brown men for some reason)
Big fan of Uriah Heep
>>214567079I have no idea, I heard about the other day because people here were spamming it.
>>214567085Aak her out. Yes it's literally that easy
big fan of israel
>>214567072as opposed to smart guns, auto-targeting systems, tactical nukes and sharp sticks?
>>214567095I think one of the guys bought a house here, they used to come every summer to play in one festival for July Morning.
>>214567100>"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!"
>>214567070>this is a legal shop they also do reward pointsYou're a poorfaggot who can't grow your own
>>214567102Never heard of them. What kind of music do they play?
>>214567102yes we know
>>214567126redditjeet
big ups
>>214567020CLAIRO MENTIONED
>>214567019Boondocks awoke me to the existential suffering intelligent normal black people have to deal with because of their nigger brethren. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5uaGxy5PWHA&pp=ygUSQm9vbmRvY2tzIGludHJvIGhx
small downs
>>214567113psssh, hey, wanna hear the best song ever?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsuF2tKilBo
I've never received big ups in my life
>>214567119Well does she
don't say the n word
>>214567124GoaTrance. Have you heard of Astral Projection and Holymen?
>>214567144das racis
>>214567140Shes ugly as fuck now
>>214567157>the n wordurkelkin?
>>214567155That's literally what every white girl tells you if you say "Hi"
>>214567155punk?
>>214567171what who
>>214567146Of course if you are posting it!
So there I was, just sitting there thinking about gay sex. When all of the sudden, I got a big big boner. And it’s all wet down there now. Not good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWhi_JXos60
Have a mighty hankering for some Doritos
How old do I have to be to stop thinking about things I could have done with my life? I can't stop imagining myself in the UFC.
>>214567176they always tell me they have an ex bf. i am white tho.
>>214567204I can't stop imagining myself in the WWF KICKING RANDY SAVAGE'S ASS IN A TAG TEAM WITH DAVID ARQUETTE! HOO AH!
>>214567213So am I
>>214567202nacho cheese
i never get a boner when thinking about gay sex
>>214567204Start thinking about gay sex instead
>>214567176No they don't
>>214567121I pay a premium for delivery if I was poor wouldn't I be growing my own like some retarded teen?
>>214567204but you don't have to imagine yourself sniffing other men's crotches
>>214567146another banger, I haven't listened to rock in years but you are posting gold..
>>214567204randy the natural couture didn’t start until he was already norwood 6 it’s not too late
>>214567219You're Alexis Arquette
>>214567246this nigga dresses like a fuckin hobo
I keep seeing fish swimming in the air
>>214567204Dunno, 34 and it's on my mind all the time
yo what is going on guys!!!!!
>>214567259https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmOLtTGvsbM
big hairy men having gay sex makes me want to puke
>>214567269suffering intently
>>214567204>in the UFC.You mean with an IQ of 70 and CTE?
>>214567260That'll be $2000 for that outfit.
gay sex isn't funny, gay sex isn't fun
I have a yeast infection in my penis
>>214567167Nod really
I have a beast infection :triumph:
>>214567269Sup bro, I'm waiting to get sleepy which is not happening. How are you
sex isn't really funny at allit's just raw pleasure and gross, unless it's between a man and a woman who are in love trying to procreate, then it's beautiful
too many gay fags ITT right now, some of you really need to fuck off back to your containment boards.
I just really want to hump a guy’s butt right now for real
what about nikocado having sex with his husband
its actually very common among homosexuals to do hard drugs while engaging in anal
I basically nuked my sex drive with excessive fasting/weight loss.
in honolulu
>>214567234College white girls are extremely entitled and rude. Today, I was heading to a party my buddy was throwing at his condo, and I didn’t have the key for the 9th floor. This white girl walks into the elevator, so I ask her if she’d mind pressing the 9th floor for me. She says, “Sure,” then uses her key, presses her floor, doesn’t press mine, and just ignores me while staring at her phone. What do you have to say? Thank you.
'cado labubu
>>214567323it's almost funny just because of how bizarre and grotesque their bodies are but it's just disgusting really
nikocado avocado's blown out asshole
honolabubu
>>214567332You need to eat animal protein and animal fat. Don't starve yourself, that fucks with your hormones, Fasting every couple of weeks is ok but doing it too much can be bad.
yer woife is in me dms
>>214567325DID NOT ASK.
>>214567334Hawaii is extremely cringe. Literally full of pinoy/jap mutts who unironically LARP as natives, while the actual natives are all fat fucks who just whinge all day about wanting to kill whitey o algo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Ze9FladWI
beautiful!>>214567169
done did everything that needs done
>>214567187that was a valiant attempt that might have worked, it even got slavic english syntax right
humans everywhere are cringeis there one society where the masses of people aren't cringe slaves? no
>so yeah we gon rename it the department of war or somethin approximatin that. also another $100 billion for israel
The Bulgarian will never make you a nice meal :/
90% of the world can basically just be put in the toilet when you think about it. There's really a sliver of the overall population that is objectively civilized and deserves good things.
I drink beer because picking a chaser at the grocery store is too stressful
>>214567375Yeah but have you seen how they cook a whole pig? I wanna eat that.
>>214567313she was so cute why did she have to bog herself?
the Bulgarian is spinny on a vpn
>>214567417if you got rid of the bottom 90% it would just even out and the bottom 9% of the remainder would seem just as contemptible
>>214567406I will if you come and visit. I love cooking for frens and loved ones.
you've totally lost the plot
>>214567443you shouldn't trust internet strangers so easily
>>214567181Great movie. Thinking about watching either that or fistful of dollars trilogy tonight
>>214567438кoй e тoя cпини мaйкaмy дeйбa
I am very high and I’m about to eat eggs, bacon, hashbrowns. Life currently good.
>>214567454You seem like good lads
>>214567455I watched that scene on yt recently and Clint sounded like a character out of Fargo and really thin, it took Arnie and Sly to really sauce up action movie oneliners
>>214567443I love cooking but I have no friends for whom to cook :(
>>214567388WHERE DO IT GO THE GOOD LORD ONLY KNOOOOOOWS AND SEEMS LIKE IT WAS JUST THE OTHER DAY
>>214567481maybe most of us are decent but there's a few real rotten eggs amogus
Remember when I said spinny was a man with a penis and they all sperged out at me and told me to get a trip so they can filter me? Good times
>>214567485
https://youtu.be/xh1ROLEDyP4
>>214567486>if MexicoMexico is not a real country. Not really. You know it. I know it.
I'm a believer in race.
remember when pee pee poo poo shit doodoo butt fart
>>214567486I like when my kot licks me
>>214567515literally me right now sitting on the toilet aha
>>214567515yeah that was fun
>>214567501They wouldn't come anyway.
baba o'riley
I just had the dirtiest, sweatiest sex with a 38-year-old woman. I feel dirty but satisfied.
>>214567541What part of Bulgaria are you in? Sofia?
business idea: take out a loan with low interest rate and use it to pay off my loan with a high interest rate
>>214567556nosy
pissing and farding and screaming and shidding
>>214567556>SofiaTHAT'S ONE THING THEY DON'T HAVE A LOT OF IN BULGARIA, AMIRITE? *ribs you*
>>214567555no one asked and this is why i hate normgroids by the way, shut the fuck up
>>214567555>38-year-old womanwas she at least asian and had very big boobs?
>>214567556No, I'm not in Sofia. I'm in the oldest city in Europe. Sofia is fun to go party for a few days but I got to go back after that.
i'm a trucel and a friend of sex-havers
im the dumbest guy around
>>214567555Ale post
>>214567579What the hell are you doing here?>>214567580big boobs
>>214567582Plovdiv looks nice
>>214567551OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS
>>214567612why can't our country look like this
>>214567582why is it the oldest city in europehow do they know thati think athens is older as a true city
Neuron activated
>>214567612It is!>>214567623Because it was a city 6000 years ago. Give it a goog.
how about coming up here and getting topless
everybody's gone bloody mental
>>214567612visited this city twice cos my sis used to study thereresidential areas are shitty but the scenery and town centre was nice
>>214567664True
>>214567641amphitheaters are really cool. do they still use it?
Stellaris is a really boring game. All you do is blob your border and interact with menus to make numbers go up. Most of the shit you do at the beginning when you create your empire is pointless, and there's hardly any cool, flavorful events like crusader kings.
>>214567679Yes, they still do plays and concerts there, they took me to a concert this summer. We say King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, not really my thing but it was a nice concert.
>>214567697we saw*
>>214567679IF I SEE A DOG HITCHED THE A MIKETHE SLIGHTEST BIT OF CANINE VOCALIZATIONIN A HIGH-FIDELITY AUDIO ENVIRONMENTYOU'RE RINGING SYD BARRETT'S DOORBELL
>>214567639i have this thing where i don't get aroused if i can't see the face
Turning the fan on makes my room too cold and turning it off makes my room hot
*to a mike
recycle>>214566361>>214566361>>214566361>>214566361
>>214567623ancient ooga booga niggas lived there. it didn’t become bulgarian until AD times. by this metric oaxaca is even older because it’s been continually inhabited (by indians) since 8000 BC
>>214566409zoey is mai waifushe's so cute
>>214567739I said oldest in Europe I didn't claim it was Bulgarian from the beginning. Why are you so hostile to me?
>>214567686Most 4x games are this way, it's why I don't really like them. Expansion at any cost is the way the games balance, just rewarded apm style gameplay and I really hate that shit desu
>>214567710Ngl I watched that movie on your rec and I thought it was stupid
>>214567792I SURRENDER CALL A MED-ACK!
>>214567804Kek that part was pretty funny. In general the robbers seemed like unhinged amateurs that somehow secured major backing. Just relaly killed the willing suspension of disbelief
>>214567753i’m simply explaining why it’s considered older than athens
>>214567840Bahrain is the oldest (or perhaps one of the oldest) continuously inhabited places on earth
>>214567840Ok, sorry then.
Do you guys actually watch pornography?
>>214567993nope
