>australian wildlife is like so deadly dude! how do you guys survive there??>is from a country that has bears, wolves, mountain lions, tigers, or some other large animals
those are normal animals
>>214574041Tigers don't hide inside your shoes and closet
Bears and wolves fear the human.
>>214574041you can deal with bears,wolves,lions tigers or any big predators with guns. But with extremely venomous insects, snakes or any other dangerous small pests, its much more worse and dangerous
>>214574041hey autist-kun, that isn't something you're supposed to be defensive about. It's a sign of being badass. You're supposed to own it like badge of honor.
>>214574041>bears, wolves, mountain lions, tigers, or some other large animalsNone of these are particularly dangerous to humans thougheverbeit
>>214574041>yeeaah mate down under in the outback blah blah blah blah>is from one of the following suburbian sprawls: >also 99.9% chance of being lebanese or asian
I've realized that my country's distinctly un dangerous wildlife has dulled my survival instincts, when I was in Japan my fist reaction to seeing a snake was to touch it, I later learned when I described it was that it was probably either one of 2 species, one completely harmless the other deadly venomous.
>>214576611>tfw live in the actual desert>have to actually look around the door before I step out in case a random reptile is hiding under the step
>>214576743That's just a failure at being a human being in general tbqhwy
>snakes and spidersaccidentally wander into your house>cougarsencounters are so rare that ecologists are convinced we don't have them glad i could help
>>214576971so which manner of non WASP nu-australian are you just for the stats
>>214577313The kind that fucks you're mum
