roses edish
>>214577780Honey Don't!
I will go find a girlfriend
>>214577822That's a bad psych film
im smelly
>>214577888cornetto while you're out cheers x
Outspoken Reform voter up the road has had a fridge dumped outside the front of his house for months. Didn't really care until last week, when he spray painted an England flag onto it. Just reported him for fly tipping. Enjoy your fine.
>>214577903thanks Australia your post reminded me to do something the Dettol didnt work >>214577910hi Australia I love you
off to tesco to cough on all the students and give them covid
I'm moving to New York!
watching two neutron stars collidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C5Bl_hE8fM
this meme so real
>>214577942cornetto while you're out cheers x
>>214576649historically it was your shitty countries runnning out of food and hundreds of people dying of starvation/famine yearly at winter soo idk how you have the GALL to say
>>214577729Tell you a story that I doubt anyone will believe but whatever.Growing up when I was playing pokemon red, I was at my gran's house staying over one weekend. So after a long day of playing pokemon while sat in her living room, I save the game, eject the pokemon cartridge and place it on the flat top surface of my gran's CRT television, then insert my wario game and play that for a bit.The next morning I come downstairs excited to play pokemon red again and when I insert the cartridge into the gameboy colour and turn it on, the entire save has been wiped. Not like someone has started a new game and saved, I mean a complete wipe, starting over from zero as if you'd just bought a fresh cartridge. All my pokemon gone. The only possible explanation I can think of is that the static electricity from the CRT has somehow fucked the memory within the cartridge. How the fuck could I have known at 8 years old that the top of the TV wasn't a safe place to leave my cartridge? I have never met another person who this has happened to.
>>214577913Pic or it didn't happen
>>214577962yank shorts
>22 degglobal warming gone mental
>>214577824
>>214577951she looks happy
>>214577962these shorts are so fit want to say fucking rabbits but cant because its not always
>>214577954got the vagabond shoes on have you
>>214577991Greta Thunberg sailing through the ozone layer in protest
>>214577976toby you had to budget to afford energy drinks, shant be throwing stones in glass houses now!
>>214577982
>>214578003>fucking rabbits
>>214577942incredibly unfunny dogshit zinger paired with some random tryhard meme slag image. seen this exact post format possibly hundreds of times and each and every one has been utter dogshit
>>214578020>"no u"
made myself sick from eating too many cornettos
>>214577962
>>214578021I'm the guy who points out that 99% of tranny pics posted in this general are lads playing dress up in their bedroom so I will give you credit where it's due: this pic does indeed contain a tranny confident enough to go outside.
>>214578044umm I didnt buy cornettos, so how did you get them
>>214577980Did it ever happen again after that? How old was the game?
My kind of woman
sex? NEVER had it. just have to walk
Ghoul gang
eating molten lavanot to my tastes
tsukurimashou, tsukurimashou ~
might delve into dusty old grimoires of ancient forbidden lore and become a powerful necromancer
>>214578026Think you need some time off /brit/ lad
>>214578044Same but from drinking too much beer and consuming a lobster chimichanga I already threw up, it's 5 in the morning and I'm recovering
>>214578067there’s enough in this image to geo locate you
>>214578092I recognize them!
>>214578064how would a sheltered suburban white boy find a woman like this (theoretically of course)
wtf is a lobster chimmerchungayanks really do live on a different planet
>>214578111you used an american spelling of a word and i'm going to tell you to fuck off!
reminder to take snapshots of your Pokemon 5x today for the 5 kento starts encounters, and a chance for shinies
Bladee!
>>214578137A chimichanga is a deep fried burrito The one I had contained lobster
>>214578088/brit/ needs some time without shagless autistic /r9k/ dwelling faggots
looks like we've all moved back to brit/pol/ as thats where normal people are having normal discussions instead of the same 4 autistic freaks and indian spambots on here spamming "screaming" to each other 24 hours a day along with bradley walsh. funny how things turn out. this used to be the general for over 25s
staying inside with incense is the same XP as going out and walking
>>214578063Never happened again but I never left a cart on top of the television after that. I guess I must have suspected even then that it could only have been the TV that caused it.The game was new at the time. It was definitely the television.
>>214578162didn’t arks
das my chimmerchunga stand
can appreciate that boomers thought an ideal society where everyone is equal and gets along was possible and find it sweet in a way but... well... you know...
Thought the stock market was to make money?
>>214578163based
>>214578171screaming
i have never had sex yet these ducks have so when it comes down to it, who is the higher form of life. the virgin freak or the chad duck whom shags?
>>214578171refuse to believe britpol isnt utter dogshit
>>214578195the niggers, lad. we know
>>214578163you'll feel better once you've sobered up x
>>214578102You'd never catch a virgin walker on foot. Our cardiovascular fitness and knowledge of local walkways far exceeds your own. By the time you got wind of this image that lad had already disappeared down a canal path.
>>214578184you did!
need to fuck a girl in the ass
>>214578224your arse wont
>>214578067comfy autumn vibes
driving around in my contraption sucking up niggers from the side of the road with a giant vacuum
>>214578217people migrated back over there after this place got replaced by bots unironically. theres still bots on pol but theres less of these weird little spastics like >>214578187
>>214578214arent those femalesarent they 'the raped'
>>214578214>whom
>>214578236>assI thought you called it "arse"
getting drunk and trying to fuck a trusting fat girl I will just tell her that I will try but I need to piss every 30 seconds rn (shes fat)
>>214578254some lad just posted literal tranny porn and you're mad at a shrek meme
guy into golf who cheers up when his boss tells him his work is subpar
Getting high and trying to marry a trust fund girl
have come to the conclusion that I truly do have a unique and beautiful mind and there isn't a single person in the world like me
fucking a slag and sticking my dick in her loose fannyall the blood leaving my brain and all going to the centre of my body
>>214578310ha
Occupied country
>>214578330came to this conclusion yesterday meself sorry lad x
imagine having a gf, a gf to walk around the park with, a gf to go to restaurants with, a gf to have sex with.... it could never be me. my fate is to do the virgin walk i have accepted my fate therefore i walk
>>214578310haha
>>214578348Israel yeah
>>214578365it's not all that lad they get annoying
Wish every other human would disappear so I can walk the earth for thousands of years and watch as nature reclaimed it
leftypol saying yall in real life conversations because it's what the twitter niggers do
went to shopcame back from shopsimple as
>>214578293/britpol/ loves trannies
>>214578254reckon these “bots” will just follow around the britpolers because it’s actually them because that place is cancer. and if it means less rorke whining i’m very happy with their departure
>>214578391I fail to see how humans disappearing means you'd live thousands of years. You'd cark it when the nearest tesco ran out of tinned ravioli.
>>214578404had a woman at my work that did exactly this along with unironic quirk chungus shit toopaid 170k a year btw
>>214578404i always start saying some black people slang ironically then it enters my vocabulary for real
>>214578389doesn't make senseif they do something that annoys you you could simply tell them not to do that and then they will because they love you and don't want to annoy you
>>214578408dont give a fuck what goes on in that rancid glowie-ridden cesspool of a board
>>214578365get an outdoorsy gf
>>214578365are you in a large victorian park in northern england
wild venonat
bit hungry, might get a cheeky immigrant to delivery me a midnight snack for a pittance
This is clearly a very poorly man. He needs help, not bigging up by TERFs.He can't even spend Christmas day with his family, he's alone getting angry about trannies. Whatever your perspective he's too far gone.
>>214578444aaahh matethe average woman in 2025 is on tiktok 8 hours a day and everything she does and thinks outside of tiktok is just something she saw on tiktok
>>214578410well considering you're the schizphrenic paki from camden im not surprised you'd prefer the company of indian spambots rather than real people with real opinions. Take your meds yeah?
>>214578431could tolerate that for a slice of 170k tbf
>>214578481I dont think you have cared about someone without it being malicious once in your life, or to try to "get one over" on someone and be above them. thats because you are evil and a nobody
nothing worse than brushing your teeth, in your jammies, ready to catch your kip and then realising you got a full bladder and having to go to the toilet. hate that
>>214578449i can not get any gf at all, it is my destiny to be a virgin freak forever>>214578460im in sefton park in liverpool if you see me please dont attack me, i am just doing my walk virginly
>>214578506yeah she wasn't bad at her job tbqh just very grating to interact with
favourite Germanic rune lads?
>adde
>>214578449nothing says outdoorsy like a brand new jacket and jeans with no mud on them
>>214578461
>>214578254*fewer
>>214578545do you think the outdoors is just mud?
>>214578365I wouldn't worry too much mate they nag you to death. It can be nice at times but mostly I want to be at home in my kegs.
>>214578539get her pumped y'all
forests are quite nice tbf, can see why people used to live in them
>>214578538ive had many a virgin walk there myselflots of wild rattata appear
>>214578569she's standing on fucking tarmac next to a railing in a population centreshe's as outdoorsy as some cunt stood in his back garden
I cant have alcohol in the house without drinking it all
Rorke slipping and falling into a puddle of mud on his family trip to the North York Moors
hate being on holiday love working
there's that idiot in the black Hillman Imp
I see all the needlessly aggressive mongs are in this morning
>>214578604do British people ever pitch up a tent in their back yards and "camp" for a night like some Americans do?
>>214578618she fucking hates me
>>214578629hi Canada ^.^ good vibes
>>214578518?????I'm the one with a lovely fit gf, plenty of mates, nice holidays and such. I'm very grateful I am not as mentally afflicted as linehan is
>>214578609got 4 bottles of peroni beer under the sink that have been there for a year since mumsy gifted them to meyou'd think she'd know I don't like beer and prefer cider after all these years but she doesn't. Still she meant well so I accepted them.
>>214578604
>>214578609ktim, dunno how people can just have beers in the fridge to have whenever cause I'd scran the lot
>>214578634corr
>>214578629thats all you ever do you little spastic
alright time for a wank so I dont go cum
>>214578632some young lad slept in a tent in his back garden during covid inspired by the late great Sir Captain Tom (PBUH)
>>214578481that is a bit mental
>>214577913So you don't actually care about fly tipping, you just like to use the force of the state to abuse people you disagree with politically, righto.
>>214578643Hello :)>>214578669Take your medication and settle down, it's the weekend
>>214578632illegal innit cos of the woke
need you to give me SSRIs and keep me locked up
>>214578598sefton park is a virgin controlled zone, even this post box is doing the virgin avoid eye contact
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist.Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist.Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew.Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
right I'm off to the petrol station for a packet of minstrels
im not a virgin
4 em dashes Jeremy that's insane
>>214578730Nobody is coming for any of those people though are they.
i deserve to be institutionalised and experimented on with electricity
>>214578758thats hot
there he goes again namedropping random place names. reckon this lad has autism. always the same spiel >virgin freak meet me at x place pub in nameplacegrow up
establishment quaking
new electrical generation concept: lock rorke in a room of motors and pulleys and show him a pic of a brown fella
THEY CALL ME THE BELIEVER
>>214578775
always buy the small aubergines
>>214578748then you may sit but i must walk
>>214578783Canada you got here too late UwU
If I could live in any TV house it would be the Malibu beach house from Two and a Half Men. Comfy
>>214578782pretty sure you can oppose the situation in gaza without openly declaring support for a banned organisation that trespassed on a british military base and destroyed millions of pounds worth of hardware
>>214578813Would be afraid to catch aids in there
islam is right about women
>>214578820well said kier
nth for the gyaldem
>>214578820i demand palestine action
>>214578813frasier appartment, no contest
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the military hardware!'
>>214578813are there any UK sitcoms with nice houses/apartments in London? I'd like to live there
>>214578828bit of a nonce are you?
>>214578782imagine wheeling your poor old gran to one of these thingsdisgracefulshe should be at home listening to gardeners question time
might get a tattoo of my astrological sign, yes i have a vagina
mental how incapable of self reflection leftypol isthey think labour is unpopular because they're not left wing enough and that jezza's new party is going to 'the bankers the bonuses' his way into power
>>214578840find the whole e-girl aesthetic borderline paedophillic if im quite honest
>>214578906please post your thighs
>>214578813balmoral castle from the christmas broadcast
>>214578912labour is objectively not popular on the left because because they're not left wing enough (or at all)couldn't care less if labour are popular with the right (they're also not)
>>214578855you've got to be a complete thicko if you think the state is just going to turn a blind eye to such behaviour, even if you personally think it's morally justified
>>214578913(You) problem lad, don't see how you'd find leng tings noncey
>>214578906that what they call capricorn down there?
>>214578912all they had to do was sort out the illegal immigration situation and that alone would probably have defused the threat from reform
>>214578947grow up mate
>>214578944what's popular on the left is irrelevant because the left isn't popular
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>>214578883no we dont have nice houses in this countryjeeves and wooster is set in stately homes theyre nice
>>214578993people with brains care about what's right not what's popularstarmer's labour got into power and did what with it? fuck all so what's the point in pursuing popularity
>>214578912>leftypol>LabourWhy is it that right wing thickos can't even identify their opposition correctly? I see it all the timeKeir Starmer is Tony Blair is David Cameron, and fuck the lot of them
>>214578945No I just saw an opportunity for a Simpson's reference
>>214578983unc likes his tings as 3/10s chopping boards in summer dresses
>>214578974your average leftoid in 2025 would take free market capitalism with mass immigration over socialism with strict migration (i.e. what every socialist country has been)
>>214579030why do type like a paki woman?
>>214579030kys tranny
>>214579029ooh black betty, scran a lan
>>214579030>politics makes me mad gr
ah yes the no true leftist insects are scrawling about
>>214579078you just know this creature barks for 16 hours a day
>>214579078huh?
>>214579029cor last tie you posted this (today) I ate but I could definitely go for another now
>>214579076im a morbidly obese autistic paedophile from the slums of manila and this is my tweet
I know someone who gets into blind rages online every single day over politics. Must be like crack to some people. Funny thing is that he portrays himself as a nice friendly chap yet every day without fail he goes on at least one rant about Reform and the idiotic racists who support them
I never meant to be so bad to youOne thing I said that I would never doA look from you, and I would fall from graceAnd that would wipe the smile right from my faceDo you remember when we used to danceAnd incidents arose from circumstance?One thing led to another, we were youngAnd we would scream together songs unsung
>>214578883The house in Absolutely Fabulous is nice. It's in Holland Park in London, IIRC, which is an upmarket area.
>>214579071you dont deserve a gf, you should be forced to do the virgin walk. you are cheating the system
Oh it's the BIG one England vs Andorra 17:00pmDrink it in because you'll never see another moment like it
Having a mental health crisis rnGuess I’ll go take a shit on public transport
>>214579076really kept this one in the pocket to use 2 months later?
>>214579071stop watching porn
>>214579136grow up
>>214578840Thank you for posting more pornography for the lads, mate
>>214579135can't wait to not watch this and watch a nice film instead
One thing, as a lefty myself, is how the tranny left and the immigrant left are starting to clash. But people just avoid the awkward conversations about how Bradford is like 40% first cousin marriages but they all wouldn't live next to a gay couple.It's a ticking time bomb
hillary 2028
pointless stoner rock instrumentals
Sir Dr William Luther Pierce
>>214579159pride parade in my city was shut down by pro pali trannies
>>214579159yeah no one likes racists mate
If Indians are all doctors, engineers, scientists and mathematicians then why is india still a shit hole?
going out later and there will be people I don't know there and that makes me feel very awkward so I'll probably only hang around for an hour or so before I go home
>>214579196britishers fault sir
>>214579192ummbased trannies?
>>214579120you have to understand some people have made politics a huge part of their identity and they are watching it unravel in front of themit's religious to an extent, he's having doubts so he overcompensates for his wicked thoughts with constant public displays of belief
just made bacon and eggs for dinner this world is mine
>>214579196makes u think
on the blueberry cranberry cherry pablos
>>214579214based on what
>>214579204talk to the new peoplemaybe you'll make a friend, or find a girlfriend
Does anyone have the picture of the girl dog and it's like she's posing for a portrait? Pretty sure it was posted here recently.
>>214579204thanks for the pre-blog
bored out me nut today gaming and wanking aren't hitting like they normally do
you know the film pride and prejudice? if rorke made it he would call it 'white pride and prejudice'
so it's 'virgin walk' during the day and 'incel walk' when it's dark, right? if so I'm going on a virgin walk imminently
>>214579196because they're disgusting lazy pigs and the half decent ones don't live in india
>>214579256grow up
should I go outside or will I miss something good or some leafgirl posts
>>214579256Holy shit that's Rorke done, he just cannot recover from that
>>214579215sybau
>>214579237I don't want to
bought a camper van and have been kitting it out, expected to spend no more than £10k on the interior but i'm already £20k in
>>214579253moderation lad x you wouldnt eat freddo frogs for every meal and think "blimey these aren't hitting like they normally do"
the nerdy daughter from ab fab would get it
>>214579240
>>214579204ktim
Off to my mate's house for some cansHis GF and my GF have gone out together. I was going to sit at home and paint Warhammer
>>214579296did you put in a mini fridge?
hi brit hows it foing
off out to the pube
looking for my ops
>freddo frogs
>>214579140yh I what of it? I'll prob post it again later x
>>214579313>His GF and my GF have gone out togetherthats hot
already been to the pub twice this week so im not allowed to go again
>>214579324yh
>>214579313have fun :)
shes homelessshes homelessla da dee la de daa
Business idea: open a pub named "Ye Olde Black Pube"
>>214579337She's a Gooner because well of course she is. Up the Arsenal!
>>214579256which version? there are at least seven
>>214579337shes a gooner!?
>>214579348based
went on Reddit to try to feel better about myself and have succeeded, as I've stumbled upon a person whose entire profile is about them being a "brown welsh--american" that fucking HATES the lotr movies. Shouting every single day about how they're evil macho capeshit white power fantsies.
in my incel studio making songs about white replacement
BUH????!!!! HUH??!!!!! AMERICAN ACTRESS DOESN'T LIKE FOOTBALL TEAM I LIKE????!!!!
if im supposed to say something just tell me. but im just gonna have a ciggy
Trying to think of a name for my business that's a bit of a wink wink to /brit/ so you lads will know it's me when you see me floating on the London Stock Exchange.
>>214579387mihais nemesis
Anne Has a Way
>>214579367the one with keira knightley (best girl)
>>214579363>>214579371COYG
>>214579387this might just be the most boring post of all time
>>214579414just call it "rorke"
Just had some beef space invaders and thinking of an afternoon nap team
starting to believe that lads conspiracy theory about taylor swift. who the fuck actually listens to this slop, i dont know a single soul that even mentions her but the media are going mental about it.
good
Get off Ur butts
>>214579414$POOSEAL to the moon
>>214579433swifties are real trust me
>>214579418remember in that film the hole where she got her tits out she was only 15
>>214579395https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ubju89I5DE&list=RD2Ubju89I5DE&start_radio=1
>>214579427why would you eat carbs and go to sleep what a waste
>>214579414get yourself the "POO" short name de lad
>>214579433right well she's one of the best selling artists of all time
>>214579441Needs to be a bit more subtle
>>214579433>i dont know a single soul that even mentions herouted yourself as a bit of a virg here lad
>>214579427post more pics of you showing what's underneath the Aldi uniform x
bloody fly in here now bussing around
>>214579455oh yeah? how many albums have you personally seen people buy
shorting $RORKE
the long and winding virgin walk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR4HjTH_fTM
>>214579455no she isnt. nobody is listening to that shit and nobody mentions a single song title from her, whats she famous for again? name a song go on
got a mad conspiracy theory me, can't share it though
>>214579427you are what you eat, as they say aha
picking dead skin off my feet and leaving it on the floor
>>214579489Call Me Maybe I think
>>214579468grow up mate
>>214579489are you actually being serious? she has like 30 songs i could sing along with word for word
>>214579421But enough about you
nomnomnomnom
>>214579496I do the same thing. I rip off my toenails too. When I move out my landlord is going to look behind my bed and will find a mountain of dead skin and toenails
what do you mean you haven't heard this one particular artist well you definitely haven't had sex
>>214579489when was the last time you spoke to a woman
>>214579526name one song then, shouldnt be difficult should it
>>214579526nta anon but i couldn't name a single song of hers and wouldn't recognise them if i heard them in a shop or wherever they play the radio
>>214579550love story
>>214579433>I've never spoke to a womanokay lad weird announcement to make
>>>/tv/214318332
>>214579549right now cuz im replying to a BITCH aha
>>214579556well then you're a freak
>>214579544This is what that lad sounds like right now
>>214579558never heard of it, never heard a single person talk about it
>>214579550Cruel Summer >>214579558Was just in a bar the other week where the live act played this and the crowd went mental
>>214579574very juvenile and shallow to judge people based on whether they like your favourite pop singer or not
>>214579573
get it made
>>214579584what about me and 793 million of my mates
>>214579594? never heard of it? Never heard anyone say "yeah i love that song cruel summer and love story"
I wonder what will happen today
>>214579558I get happy when this comes on at the club, can't lie
>>214579629>>214579629
gf listens to the same indie music she listened to 15 years ago, very dull
pondering gay nigger thoughts
>>214579631never heard anyone say they love you either kek
