i can fly
poo smells lmao
get the biomass bulldozed off the white cliffs of dover
thanks
>indie musiccan anyone give me 5 examples of 'indie music'
>>214579688poopoopoopoopoo
literally never once have i heard any woman talk about "cruel summer" or "love story". Not once have i heard someone go in the car "oh yeah turn it up its cruel summer!!"Never have i heard anyone say "yeah just bought the new taylor swift album"
>>214579688https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbANp9cRd6o
Also couldnt name any Taylor Swift songs or recognize if its her singing it but have seen huge groups of people break out into singalongs at bars and know a couple people who spent thousands on tickets to see her perform liveSuch a strange cultural phenomenon especially since the music is very simple with seemingly no personality
>>214579711>literally never once have i heard any woman talkbecause they avoid you like the plague x
>>214579711doubt you've ever interacted with a woman
CARA AL SOLCON LA CAMISA NUEVAAAAAA
>>214579737
>tee hee thats because ur ugly/virgin!!yeah grow up lads
my pedophile uncle keeps sending me minion memes
>Farage shifts on two-week small boats pledgeLol rorke played like a fiddleYET AGAIN
>>214579688arcade firethe strokesinterpoldeath cab for cutierilo kiley
>>214579720isnt that just pop rock
>>214579688always thought this was such a stupid name for a genre, since it's short for 'independent' but refers basically to any kind of soft rock or jangle pop from the 90s onwards regardless of whether they're on an independent record label or not
ah yes the snarky cunt passive aggressive responses flooding in now. totally not predictable, runts
vein bulging out of Rorke's forehead as he flies into a rage about Taylor Swift
>>214579746taylor swift is probably one of the 10 most famous and loved people who has ever lived
>>214579746concession? acceptedyou? done
>>214579778no this is pop rockhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M69jRU-vEyk
>>214579791nah
serves them right
>>214579773>the strokes their first album was on a major label
>>214579786grow up mate
>>214579732orwell wrote about 'prolefeed' in 1984 as banal state-corporate manufactured music to keep the lower classes happy
>>214579711I was at university in 2014 when 1989 came out and it was everywhere. The soundtrack to my first year. For that reason Taylor Swift has a special place in my heart.
Why is Taylor Swift popular in the first place
>Nigel Farage has said Reform would make ‘serious cuts’ to the UK’s welfare budgetLol Reform voters getting their bennies taken. Played like a fiddleYET AGAIN
I immigrated to the UK in 1993. salary dropped by three-quarters. I bought a house, but just couldn't stand the dull atmosphere of life in the UK.
>>214579791>>214579802thats you both done then isnt it
>>214579834her music is catchy, and she writes it herselfshe is attractive
>>214579819Okay but that doesn't really describe her music or career or business model
>>214579783it's funny how how many 'indie' artists you can look up on wikipedia that have blue highlighted parents
>>214579732her music isn't bad but it's music for women who've never had anything bad happen to them in her entire life
>>214579807me on the right
>>214579840but reform voters want the welfare system scaled back to it's original intent as a safety net
if you wouldn't kill someone for disagreeing with you then you agree with them
desperate to launch a YouTube channel just don’t have an idea fleshed out at all
>>214579840I'm not on bennies Spaino
>>214579866It's very very boring I cannot imagine people sit down and listen to it seriouslyMaybe nobody does
>>214579879sorry but i disagree
>>214579833gaydar just blew up
>>214579854it does because she wouldn't be anything if huge megacorps didn't back her
it was realall of it
>>214579884GamingBrit88you wear a hat and play videogames, sometimes you get mad
>>214579866What's a bad thing that might happen to someone such that they stop listening to Taylor Swift?
>>214579872Yeah because Reform voters are all working 9-5 jobs
I’m no trader but that looks like a pattern
>>214579915only people who still wear masks now are trannies it's part of their uniform along with anime t shirts and glittery walking sticks
>>214579843dont understand why hong kongers came here after 2019even with the way things are there now id rather live in HK
Rain or shine, you're going down.
>>214579935your mum's heart beat when I've got her in the sack
>>214579890a lot of women and girls are very very boring too lad its not rocket science
>>214579907Her music isn't for lower classes and she fought the labels and won
>>214579711>literally never once have i heard any woman talkWe know
>>214579935Good eye. That's "The Leaping Hare" you've identified. It's a signal that indicates an investment is unstable.
indie is very much copying the strokes not actually the strokeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijk4j-r7qPAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeSDJy9hYzEit's also very distinct from lads with guitars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch6qy0qdifchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7miErQzz4Y8
pussy HAHAHA
>>214579953down where
10cm
>>214579931yes leftypol we know you hate working class brits you don't have to keep reminding us
>>214579960Whoa...
>>214579973Well it’s wrong then since this isn’t unstable
Remember this same lad once claiming he has never heard a Kanye West song in his life lmao. Thought these hipster types died out in like 2010 but apparently not.
its actually brutal how he goes through all the gimmicks one after another and they are all so low returns
>>214579996>>214579996
AND thin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC8FET-EGVMsoundtrack to rorke's university years. he sobs when he hears it now lmao
>>214580021dont engage with it Canada just report and ignore
I'm going outside now for my mental and physical health
>>214580019looks like a sci-fi dystopian cover from the early 2000s
>>214579975indie was around long before the strokes lad
so how is the girlfriend search going Rorke?
>>214579813need thicc spaniard gf urgently
time to go outside and do my things for the day anyone else ITT I also reccomend to them that they go outside for like an hour or so, because there is nothing to be gained from the thread right now. report his posts before you go, or, if you stay, report his posts as he posts them thanks
>>214580044foul termagant
im so depressed i cant even blink
>>214580011believe it or not, there are a lot of people who don't listen to the radio or watch tv
>>214580016He's really got nothing else
>>214580080
>>214580057nah
>>214579948It's just new problems replacing old ones.
still taking film recs
>>214580095imagine being such a dogshit poster that everyone in the thread leaves because of youanyways cya Canada I love you
Last minute goal for Opoku. Can Newport scrape a draw here?
eating a big bowl of mouse poo like coco pops
really poked the wasps nest with the taylor swift posts. bizarre virgin behaviour
knew it was the same lad who used to pretend he'd never heard a Kanye west song lmao
the police have been overwhelmed by the sheer volume of anti genocide protesters
>Wake up early and being out walking and being positive>Slots casino rings me up and tells me I've won 500 quid in a cash drawI reckon this is what happens when you have a positive outlook and do good stuff, its like manifestation.
>>214580154white boomers as usual. god i hate them so much. the worst generation
>>214580028kill yourself
>>214580114watching "Glengarry Glen Ross" later
>>214580114Picnic At Hanging Rock
>>214580233trying too hard now
Posting while doing a poo right now. /brit/ is legitimately unusable without flag and word filters.
gf not letting me go to the pub to watch the football because 'i won't be back until the early hours' oppression at its finest
shitting all my intestines out
about 5 indians on /brit/ at the moment
>>214580049
2015 the year woke took over
>>214580292is not bloody fucking true sir
>>214580295british people aren't aspirational like yanks
>>214580307
>>214580295americans don't have a class system
Canada not saying I love you back
>>214580154Why are they all so old
>>214580359Employed Woman loves you mousey!
>>214580295capitalism destroys the class system and leaves you with the haves and the have nots, US will be at the same point in 10-20 years
>>214580292i wonder how many midgets are here including me
Hello brothers. How do you do on this splendid morning?
picture this i'm a bag of dicks
>>214580383middle of the night m8
>>214580359Sorry mate was doing the dishes I love you too x
>>214580307insane how much /brit/ culture has declinedthis bullshit is all we have left
meeting a porky girl tonight, seems like a proper dirty cunt
>>214580370zoomers are rorking outno leftist party is going to survive the 68ers dying off
>>214580421>seems like a proper dirty cuntBuy her some good shower gel then
>>214580359i love you more than any other poster mouseyi’ll take you away from all this and we can live happily ever after
rorkes dad settling down with pang pang
>>214580339Then why do American kids keep getting shot in them
>>214580421seems like a waste of a Saturday night slamming a pork pig
>>214580419Don't let him get to you The spamming has been tapering off and there are new posters arriving all the time Eventually it'll tip back to being a fun place to post but you've gotta stay positive
>>214580383it's afternoon m8
Was up til 7am wanking. Still in bed right now
>>214580482you’ve wasted your life here and will die alone
>>214580500Haha x
>>214580472needs must
would you smash? be honest
>>214580529I’m legit built like this as a man
>>214580532That is a fat man in his mother's brassiere so I'm gonna say "no"
No fun And Gamestoday /Brit/ ..I`m Too Sad about Rate My Takeaway ..
>>214580558um x
>>214580558why
>>214580581oh dear whats happened
Big fan of that 30 average BPM Tuesday
nth for the baddiedem
z
https://youtu.be/dTAAsCNK7RAwe need to return to the innocent days lads
>>214580608it`s over ..
new professor jiang droppedhttps://youtu.be/EgGfQdv_rPc
>>214580600Hormones are fucked
>>214580581after the stroke he had last year I'm surprised he's carried on till this point
>[Deleted]Well I never
>>214580635suppose theres no shortage of fat blokes who could fill in though is there
>>214580648his takes on religion are poor
>>214580558juicy ass mf
Rightful British clay;IrelandBrittany NormandyPortugalDenmark CanadaUnited StatesArgentinaSouth AfricaNigeriaKenyaGhanaEgyptIsraelPalestineIndiaPakistan Sri LankaAustraliaNew Zealand
Cousins from Woodenbong are coming next weekend and can't be fucked with it. Haven't seen them in 3 years.
New postie, a Chinese woman. Nice change from the brown man
fidelio
>>214580742-sent from the rundown council estate
>>214580743>Woodenbong
>>214580742Based Nige will take them all back
>>214580760Most people are usually out when the post arrives
Epstein just the tip of the iceberg, imagine how much deeper it goes and what Kubrick knew (and got killed for)https://youtu.be/fHRLoVmPeLU
flying into the bum lmao
>>214580742Russia is technically ours too
>>214580822no they're bvsed like in my cartoons
>>214580822I don't know, I think yellows get a bit of a pass from me due to cute gook cartoons
>>214580811Who killed Robert Maxwell MI6, mossad or KGB?
why do the japs drink beer like this id fucking cry if you handed me that
>>214580876the Jamaicans
I'm due a toenail clipping
>>214580908Oh that reminds me Jamaica is rightful British clay too along with the other Caribbean islands
>>214580859currently crimea is jewtin clay
>>214580918clipped mine earlier awful job that
>>214580947can't make heads or toes of this one
>>214580718what because they dont align with your beliefs?
Hey, ooh, is this illegal?Hey, ooh, it feels illegal
Off the booze atm
>>214580635his slag of a wife has convinced him to walk away and start up an independent channel where he has full control so she can be star of the show and get the celebrity life she's desperate forhorrid woman
>>214581006sad little life
I have photographic proof of Peter Thiel on the Epstein island naked my life is in danger
>>214580462mmhmm he was her best client at dat luh dodgy massage shop xx
my fantasy is being a normal functioning human and going back to relive my childhood starting again
>>214580905kampai!
>>214581023same
>>214581048kahteeming hard at this
>>214581048mad how this is literally what michael jackson did except he was considered a nonce
VGHHHHHHH
>>214580905Big heads on beer are based Sick of the shite you get served in this country
QUIET... an incel is speaking
VGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Americans call salt kosher saltIt's that bad huh?
>>214580861>>214580863>>214580990he's a reacher, for eg.he'll pluck a bit from calvinism that fits whatever narrative he wants to push and attribute it to the whole of christianity
got posessed just now and started uncontrollably shouting celtic chants
https://x.com/2stoned2gohome/status/1964011348104200609?s=46THE CEO OF EVERYTHING STAYWOKE
>>214581135no he doesn't
>>214581133nigger
>>214581134It's a specific kind of salt that's made kosher so you can be sure it has no additives like iodide or starchAlso usually has a consistent grain size
Pooing out my insides they've turned to mush
>>214580318used to smuggle these from the living room to my room early on in my wanking career, pre-internet in my household
>>214580791mmhmm no rs6 for lil darren LOLpangpang be buying up thai real estate x
all i wanna do is *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* and rape your mummy
Anglos are the baddies who want a one world government and hate humanity
you reckon mark zuckerberg has ever had a monster energy?
>>214581275jews too but yeah
Sir Keir Starmer is here
>>214581316i dont know....
sir fear farmer
>>214581322BOOOOOO
google dot cum "how to increase agency 2025 tips and tricks">>214581295Hell no, he knows something we don't
Sir Heathermong
Just applied to the janitorial role at the all girls disabled school
Does brit prefer glazed or unglazed ceramics
>>214581348read some books, watch some movies, go outside and walk around and look at people. read some random wikipedia articles. just let the world around you and all of the stories and inspirations wash over you, all of the things there are to do in this world, all the things that have been done, all the things there are to do, all the possibilities. think about the time that passes every day and the irreversible time lost. think what you are doing mate.
>>214581406Unglazed without a doubt. It looks more natural and has a cozy vibe
what's having a job likeit's it like in the movies
So I've just shat my pants
>>214581187he does I've a few hours of his content
Mumsworth made French toast for breakfast. My favorite!
>>214581499toby!
>>214581484depends completely on the job doesn't it
>>>/bant/23254200>>>/bant/23254200>>>/bant/23254200
>>214581500watched*
>>214581510unsettling post not sure why
Any of you lot going to Tommy robensteins march in London?
>>214581519like a job where you sit at a computer except you aren't using 4chan or watching porn
>>214581382>>214581435>>214581468>county-linez>ringleada>winstrol-winston
Mad how I could do with a nostril hair trimmer now
ladsLADS
heathermong, can you explain?
>>214581601erm take a plane?
let's have a look at what this idiot did in America
>>214581566not me but I'm in suffolk at the moment and last night while I was waiting in the chippy some big rather budly I might say lads came in presumably from the pub chatting rather brazenly, and they mentioned the march. before they could go on and make clear their opinion on it, they were interrupted by their meal being handed over
>>214581544LOL
>>214581601could do this in 13 hours me
rorke finding himself at the centre of a humorous scenario
>>214581696haha typical rorke x
So you know when all the immigrants are gone, is rorke going to just continue to let the capitalists make him poorer and say nothing about it?
>>214581732the capitalists will be next
heh heh alri lads
what whiteboys mean when they say they like foreign food
ngl my arse looks fat in these tight boxers
reckon it's a large pizza kind of day you know x
timmy's crush(I am timmy)
Looks like she put her face on with homer's makeup shotgun
>>214581795seriously dogshit spaki zinger this one
>>214581804would give her all of my life savings (£50)
Grey outside... finally some weather that matches my #vibe #mood #nukeisrael
>>214581837real nigga
I don't like in Resident Evil 4 when you go to the island
>>214581601truroians might as well be speaking french
rorke getting put in the ethnicity flat at uni
>>214581804beautifulshe proves boobs > bums and cute > sexy
>>214581839Honestly quite incredible
just spoke to the grandparents on the phone there. they're doing good x
>>214581860the situation broadens his worldview and makes him a better person
rorke and leftypol cuddling up on the sofa with a wallace and gromit mug watching married at first sight australia
Gym soon, bench day
>>214581902Awww
>>214581919Activeeee
>>214581881Good man, love your grandparents while they're still around
>>214581778filthy archosaur
>>214581881do you reckon they had a sex afterwards?
>>214581951no
>>214581881just been for fish and chips with mine grandad's gifted me his chinese huawai tablet because he was hopeless with it bless him x
>>214581919should probably start lifting but don't wanna end up a gymcel
>>214581947the photograph hollywood dont want you to see
>Australian Open finalSinner vs Zverev (Djok beat Alcaraz in the QF)>French Open finalSinner vs Alcaraz>Wimbledon finalSinner vs Alcaraz>US Open finalSinner vs Alcarazthat's mentalthose two bhenchods basically own the sport now
Pumpkin spiceBulk seasonSweater birds Artsy birds Coffee shops Dark denimLeather boots A good #bookHalloweenActiveee
>>214581982>those hairy forearmsgross
interesting how many posts got deletedheathermong is such a freak
despise bradley walsh
>>214582080
this thread has been dragging for ages
Make it rain godberg.... yes....wash all the scum off our streets....
how come the sopranos characters don’t seem that rich? aside from tony and johnny sacks they have very ordinary houses. i’m sure they have shitloads of cash around but what’s the point if they can’t spend it
any takers
I'm disgusted to announce I've just eaten an entire 10-cake pack of jaffa cakes
>>214582127>>214582153good morning terrone
>>214582160only if she does anal
>>214582160would need to see a pic
>>214581873Coolberg
>>214582160>LGBTso its a trannard
>>214580154The eternal boomer
>>214582182what do you do for fun when you're not da jooz posting?
>>214582213*sheds a tear*i will never have this
hi
>>214582160>A subreddit for Charlotte, North Carolina
>>214582242what do you do for fun when you’re not arguing with personalities on /brit/. can’t imagine you have time for much
>>214582279did that question strike a nerve?
>>214582160>pro-choicedropped
>>214582246um....hi x
>>214582288the hypocrisy of it sure
>>214582306UM x
>>214582246you alright puppy
>>214582182find the book 'judaisms strange gods' hard to find but a good read
>>214582309okay
Hope nobody notices my substantial black member
>>214582213animal frens!
>>214582318UM x
really want to kiss umposter
Chris Brown is an alpha male. He beats up women and they forgive him and he’s probably fucked over 9000 of them
>>214582356UMMY x
I eated cement
>>214582383>>214582383>>214582383
>>214581607I gather the gentleman on the right is meant to be the Reddit alien.
>>214581919So is the joke here that he's ugly and retarded?
>>214581607Heathermong's mind works in very mysterious ways
