WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS BUT REALIZE YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
>>214597320https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/186860773/#q186863226you a 29 year old virgin now then?
Vomiting with rage at how I haven't had a single shiny bulbasaur, charmander or squirtle despite playing Pokémon Go since launch.In that time I've only got 119 shinies and 3 hundos.
>>214597387sorry lad its back to /trek/ with you
you will NOT believe the board advertisment I can see above this threadif I posted it I would be BANNED
I'm actually a broken fucking human I'm sexting with a couple girls rn and I'm barely hard at all. I actually feel no sensation in my body no matter what happens to me.
>>214597441holy peng
>>214597441why would somebody humiliate themselves like this
>>214597452
>>214597460it's hot
>>214597441lovely set of holes that
>>214597416yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd_M9A5xFlY
nth for the holodem
>>214597441
>>214597488shocking
got the lamb shawarma delivery on the way ladsand a pot of aryan yogurthope its peng x
>>214597489wanked to this lad but luckily l've quit gay wanks now
do you love her?
>>214597523Naw she's a paki
Right now, I am in a hotel in Birmingham, hoping to connect with my 2002 classmates. I am so furious with muyself, no matter what I do, no matter what plans I have set up, my life is complete garbage. I am not able to do anything right. I cannot get a job. I cannot have a relationship with anyone. I cannot do anything because of 2 things; Autism and Cerebral Palsy. I am so furious that I contune to suffer from them. These 2 continue to give me nothing but trouble. They continue to make employers to go they do not want me instantly, no matter. I wish what was the sin that I committed that made God decided that He will punish me with them. I wish what it was. I am so furious with myself over that. I truly wish, from the bottom of my heart, that I was never born with them. I truly wish that they were never part of my life. I truly wish that I can get rid of them for good. I truly wish for all of them. I will be here for one more day, then I will be going home.
>>214597546right well that's just racism isn't it
Came inside my wife earlier todayAny questions?
>>214597562thank you for noticing
>>214597547why are you copy and pasting reddit comments
im so BORED l'm only posting this to give me a distraction for a few seconds
>>214597522not gay because she's a woman & please stop misgendering her
vigilante private investigators sam & max :£
>>214597591got mental ehealth
>>214597617are they any good
>>214597489100% straight but would lick this beautiful trans lady's cock balls and boipucci
my Life feelLikeElton Johnfarted On it ..
>>214597617You got a bird yet mousey
>>214597665...nh
us-core
sex with tobes bussy :3 xx
>>214597663
>>214597700Ffs lad I thought you were gonna ask all the girls you saw today
>>214597700prove you're actually mouselad and not a larp
>>214597569Trying for baby?
>>214597730obsessed cancer virgin have sex
sex is primitive and animalistic i am superior to you
>>214597757not convincing mateyou will NEVER be mousegod
Need a shower soon team. Got no fucking energy again
28 days with no sex, I compromised
>More than 425 arrested at rally against Palestine Action ban in Londonrorke LOST
>>214597785aye I know you fucking reek
>>214597773
>>214597789a daring synthesis
>>214597740No
>>214597795>425 arrestedmental
Bit stuffy in here
>>214597805extremely paedophilic post this
>>214597785reckon you could beat up the average /brit/poster with karate?
'berg
How do you even get arrested? Just run nigga
>>214597795we MUST protect the jewish ethnostate
>>214597804Actually had a shower earlier mate>>214597859I don't do karate I do taekwondo and yes I'd win
bare peng tings at the Palestine marchwe should have a brit meet at the next one
>>214597864police can cast teleblock
>>214597857Some textbook projection in the is post.
>>214597874Would cum all over his tits
>>214597892Do you drink?
you're a skinnyfat bloke in a dress who gets off on beating up women and spunking on their toilet seats
>>214597874must make Tilde seethe seeing a passing tranny
>>214597892we need a saturday night vocaroo update, vocaroo update !
>>214597874is it a girl?is it a man?
>>214597919
Schwer mit den Schätzen des Orients beladen!Ziehet ein Schifflein am Horizont daher.
>>214597960stupid fucking language
>>214597892idk i think some big great lad thundering towards you would be a formidable opponent even if you know martial arts
The current read
time for a nice oily wank
ay yo fuck britain
Kickboxed for 4 years about a decade ago, could probs still beat up everybody including EWprovided I'm having a good back day
PETER HITCHENS: We're not being told the truth about Ukraine. This was the moment the mask slipped and I saw why the elites want to wage this hideous war for ever...
Canslad with the update, ladsIt's coldI have put on the BIG clothesNow I can finally finish the first can
saw a fit tranny todaydidnt even clock her til she started speaking
>>214597987well you've just given your weakness away haven't you. i'd offer you a back massage and then victory would be in my grasp
SCREM>>214598028
>>214597987anyone could beat up sacked tranny they’re an unathletic wimpy spacker and some gay little kicks won’t change that
>saw a fit tranny today>didnt even clock her til she started speaking
>>214598071could kick you clean in half mate
man silksong has some utter SHITE fights doesn't itand only a few fun ones
>>214598071You could beat up a figment of spainnonce's imagination?
just jerked off. anyone have any questions
>>214597416lmao
>>214598097stopped playing at the last judge likely won't be back til they rebalance the entire game cunts got too good at their own game playtesting it for 6 years
>>214597914Sometimes. Was considering having a few tonight. I usually just have pre mixed cocktails, cider or alcopops now as I can't be arsed with hangovers. Back in the day I'd mix vodka, rum and whisky together in a cocktail I called an aneurysm.>>214597975If they are that fat I could punch them and flee and they'd be too fat and slow to chase me.>>214597933I did one a week or so ago
Gillian Anderson's accent is mentalWhenever she's in the UK she has a british accent, and whenever she's in Yankland she has a yank accentIt just changes based on geographycrazy
>>214598126last judge is one of the decent ones, only big issue is the annoying runbackmain boss after judge is really funi'm at the most dogshite arena ever conceived
>>214598039bit behind schedulei have fluffy blanket
More like noncesong
>>214598100tilde was on /britfeel/ for years
>>214598143
>>214598138>I did one a week or so agoclearly don't care about your supporters do you, team.
>>214598171
defeated gigas lich then immediately went to the next world to defeat him again then immediately went to the next world to defeat him again then immediately went to the next world to defeat him again then immediately went to the next world to defeat him againhated it used every single rare consumable i have
>>214598171she's so hot
>>214598165Retarded newfag
>>214598188I'll do one tonight need a shower first
Hotel protest bfPalestine Action protest gf
more like silkmongs
>>214598208did you mean to put that in the name field?
in bed listening to music
Nah, Lou Reed is just not for me. Or Velvet Underground
Tried Hollow Knight on the Switch and couldn't get into it. 2D platformers aren't really my thing
>>214598224taekwondo'd that fat ugly twat
>>214598144last judge is almost as hard as radiance and kills you in 3 hits so you dont have a chance to learn its moves dog shit!
>defeated gigas lich then immediately went to the next world to defeat him again then immediately went to the next world to defeat him again then immediately went to the next world to defeat him again then immediately went to the next world to defeat him again>hated it used every single rare consumable i have
>>214598243Sacked Tranny plays a switch. How on brand is that?
defeated ocelot in rassvet then immediately went to bolshaya past to defeat him againhated it used every single rare consumable i have
got bring me the horizon onanyone else's music taste never evolve from their school days? x
I woke up and I feel like shit
>flee from ukraine because muh russians are le bad>go to muttland>stabbed to death by cronemwhy are white women like this?
>>214598290Bring me the horizon, asking Alexandria, you me at sixAll great bands
>>214598298as you should for your crimes in ukraine
Emma today.
>>214597337lol fucking who
>>214598199lol
I’m the most boring cunt in the world
Lads just remembered i have a week off of the toil but never booked a holidaySuppose the only logical thing is the BIG cans all week, yeah? 80 cans of 500ml of glorious magners
why is everyone gone there's like 7 people here
shut up rorke
>>214598322hes an innocent ukrainian in occupied territory
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756991245897710.webmRorke in his school days
>>214598392>80 cans of 500ml of glorious magnerswow cant wait to see them!
oh my days lads that lamb shawarma was BUSSIN!!!and the aryan yogurt was a delight
>>214598411ahah top ladthought this was filmed in the 80s at first but it looks like it must be the 00s
>innocent ukranianno such thing
>aisha that is not normalwhat does this mean
At least that black fella on the bus is doing something about the immigrants unlike you cowards.
>>214598462Aisha was the name of the Prophet Muhammad's wife, who he married when she was 6 and shagged when she was 9.
well excited for the new dying light ladsnot to be a bender or anything
>>214598418ayran is a drink
performing a getting very drunk in just my underwear at the moment
Need Emma Watson to fart on me.
>>214598485careful mate pakilad will get angry if you criticise islam
>>214598493
>>214598493take them off.
Hungover. Feel like shite. Sick of it.
bored ladswhat shall i play
>>214598536why aren't you playing silksong
hows that new skyrim clone that came out recently
>>214598462okay but why do people post it when they see a hot brown girl
Sick to fucking death of it all. Honestly.
>>214598525would lead to a brown stain on my sofa desu
>>214598554they cant think of another brown girl name
>>214598536GTA IV
>>214598545dunno i mostly like online games as you can tellif you recommend it i'll try it but ive not played a sidescroller since i had a ps1 as a young lad
>>214598536https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sK36SJD5T8
>>214598581GTA IV had much better drivingwas very disappointed they went with arcade feeling driving physics in gtav
would listen to the charli xcx but i'm sick to bastard death of her anyone got recs
getting the anime ontoday's anime is about a wizard
>>214598619get hybrid theory on
Screaming at pic relatedhttps://www.lbc.co.uk/article/brutal-job-hunt-unemployment-5HjdBnT_2/
Going to start getting more active. Sick of feeling like a dying slug
>>214598608are you really a Frenchman?
>>214598608>Skyrim is as old now as Final Fantasy VII and GoldenEye were when Skyrim came out
>>214598619check out Carly Rae Jepsen's new hit single "More" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R92Wti_j-3Y
>>214598658yeaand i was there when skyrim released
>>214598687angela rayner?
>>214598715she'd get it
>>214598389nipplies protruding
>>214598700https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbFujiQwypM
little gay monkey at the apple store
>>21459870011.11.11
mental that women shit and fartmany of them are doing it right nowperhaps on your own streetgood god
*enters brit*
>>214598536recently ive been playingsatisfactoryrimworlddead by daylight (again)and straftat (you need to play with mates for that to be fun though)
>>214598775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_34gUVqLkAoit was special
left my drink at my goonstation
>>214598785howling
>>214598785jake paul onamadone
wahey
>>214597388This reminds me, I reached a really grim milestone a few days ago where I dreamt about getting drunk. I feel like I've crossed the first bridge on the long path to full-blown alcoholism and death by liver rot
I've lost £7k on the stock market in the last 30 days
moon looking weird for you lads?
>>214598838howve you managed that
>>214598835How much do you drink
I swear looking at midnight releases from the 2000s/ early 2010s is like another universehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QBkn_Zh7dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVkGtVJVYps
Why is every YouTube video about a computer game always like How Level 6 of Mario Kart Almost Broke Me
>>214598838nigga options trading a dry market
>>214598848looks normal
>>214598848covered by clouds
>>214598848sorry matewas shooting it with a sniper rifle earlier
>>214598785Why'd he do it?
>>214598848thanks for reminding me
>>214598871
bit grim
>>214598876it's the youtube meta innit? does my head in too
>>214598881kekwhat has this lad done to his nose
>>214598858At the moment a bottle of white wine and four pints of Stella Artois twice per week. So around 40 units per week
>>214598856Nvidia's fault
>>214598848*looks out to see the Moon with its arsehole out ready to do a big planetary fart at the Earth*
>>214598921Sell you positions, put the remaining cash into VWRPAnd then stop fucking with it
>>214598910no1 cares
>>214598910should do this to every womantheyd probably like it too
>>214598913? not sure what you mean and please stop misgendering her
>>214598848looks like a fuckin moon to me
>>214598910White people, do something!
>>214598935But I don't want to wait a whole 3 years to break evenand that's not fun
Any National Socialists in the house tonight?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFhvhC6xHIs
sucking on a bloke's balls
Endless posting of incomprehensible gimmicks for me
>>214598961why you doing that then
>>214598954me>>214598945would rape this faggot
>>214598945his nose looks like bloody rudolph the reindeer in that picture
>'Sacked tranny' disappears>'Commiemong' appears
>>214598976please cool it with the homophobic slurs
>>214598954grew out of this the moment i left secondary school
>>214598982the mastermind
>>214598954*raises claws
>>214598974to free palestine
>>214598982Who’s this swarthy creep. Looks like a Corsican taxi driver.
>>214598982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ozmU9cJDg
Should women really have such small tits?
>>214598978*her/their nose looks like bloody rudolph the reindeer in that picture
>>214598935more of a VUAG man myself but yeah this is the way.Get rich quick mfs will never do it though
>>214598982look mate she said she was going for a shower. you're being unnecessarily transphobic
>>214598918Fair mate. Been drinking 500ml of spirits a week lately myself. Need it to stop but it's so fucking tempting when the weekend comes
>>214599019would spaff a fat load in her belly button
remember when we used to say chemist instead of pharmacy
>>214598848looked weird last night looks quite normal now here
>>214598982It's all so tiresome isn't it?
>>214598976>>214598996
>>214598974something to do isn't it
>here is your pint rorke, that will be £7.45
>>214599068yeah fair
There never was a Maddie, that’s the real truth. You’ve been hoodwinked.
>>214599054*kills his children*
was all a trick to get you to look at the moon because spirits get through your eyes in the moonlight
>>214599002lol
Ever fingered a girl?
>>214599022>her nosefactually inaccurate>their noseidiotic mangling of grammar
wonder if neighbergs can see my sillhouette when im steamdancing in my smegroom through the blinds
>>214599131yes
Never have children. They are ungrateful pricks that will end up taking everything and tossing you aside.
>>214598982If he's really ST then he's very invested in it. ST posted a pic of a tranny wearing Aldi uniform showing their belly the other day
Would shag that wee Jewish looking one with the big eyes out of The Bangles.
So how do i make 10 million dollars per year and grow my hair back
>>214599131yeah a few
>>214599165Did she blow you after?
>>214599174Woman who looked like her gave me a staredown today
>>214599175BANGLES MENTIONEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6IgTA9eLvY&ab_channel=LOLGONK
>>214599039lloydspharmacyone word
>>214599174real film buff niggas be watching Crank
>>214599070She’d be pouring it right before getting a cent.
>>214599213Blow jobs are nasty and pretty demeaning.
>>214599213before and after
never got a shiny pokemon NOT EVEN CLOSE
>>214599174>nooooo you're not allowed to like unpopular things you have to enjoy my slop!
>'Sacked tranny' disappears>'Commiemong' disappears>'Montenegro' appears
>>214599262I think he meant getting one, gay boy
>>214599264Did you kiss her after she had your cock in her mouth?
No point in toiling if you dont make $50/hr to do nothing
phwoarwhy can't every 60 year old look like this
spaki desperate for attention tonight
>>214598982He has alarms on his phone to help him with his gimmickposting rota
Was playing pokemon legends arceus the other day and saw a shiny magiikarp but it was in the water and couldn't get to it
>>214599310Cor spaff
>>214599274omdz rorke youve only played red thats why
>>214599297Kek
>>214599285>this person of colour be watching ingmar bergman and pretend to not to boredoh my days senpai!
>>214599310because most people don't know hot to eat
>>214599297
>hitler in lederhosen when he was in prison in 1924rah nigga look goofy y'kno
actually shat so much these past two days my arsehole is so sore and it feels like I've got glass in between my bum cheekspacked a wad of sudocrem up there now hoping I'll be cured by the morrow
>>214599310a) She's a model with all the time in the world to ensure she looks as good as possibleb) This image is photoshopped
liked companion, i think the girl in it is very pretty, she is american but has a crooked tooth and pale skin
>>214599333I too scored 90 on my IQ test
>>214599310>>214599334>>214599353>>214599402
Had my curry tonight but don't feel like shitting myself now. The brown man who made it must have washed his hands after he'd been to the toilet
>>214599378>When you hear something so jewish you hit them with the Aryan stare
>>214599420bit sad being 60 and still trying to be young and sexy
>>214599413Not bad, only 10 off a perfect score
>>214599413?
>'Keep your cool' during emergency alert test, government says
>>214599460oh yeah I forgot that was happening
>>214599443She wants the young boy audience
sweaty tights
>>214599460will do
>>214599443>tryingoh behaveshe's objectively peng
>>214599350>grrrr you like film? that film boring! that film slow! just people talking! nobody shooting or punching!
shut up you fucking dicks
>>214599460*starts screaming and hitting myself as soon as the alert blares*
>>214599492ha
I have signficiantly cognitively declined
Sexo with Emma Watson
>>214599494Dicks can't talk silly
>>214599526from what lofty peaks
>>214599496imagine being 12 and she's your drunk auntie looking at you like that on new years when everyone else has gone to bed
>>214599526you can reverse this though I exercise a bit, do a bit of sudoku, push my brain a little bit and I feel far smarter in no timeyour brain is an organ and if left unused it'll become a lazy cunt
>>2145995455 A*s, 5 As and a B
>>214599547why of all scenarios would i choose to imagine this?
>>214599492yes
>>214599547Then imagine Chris Handsome coming out
>>214599572and how dumb are you
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy9njexd88qoWhat was it that he said
>Chris Handsome
>>214599547um!
>>214599572got this in a level
>>214599019use to have a coworker who treated me like a little brother who looked identical to herwould have let elise spit in my mouth if she'd asked politely
>>214599588i lost a game of qwirkle with girlfriendberg's family earlier
>>214599589>look at that retard cripple nigga
>>214599591
right I'm off to bread good white evwheatone
sacked tranny mating season
>>214599589he called the deaf one a retarded spastic invalid
>>214599589If I remember rightly he called someone a retard cripple nigga
Interesting how pretty much all the big early Christian figures were jewish or brownsSaul of TarsusAugustineTertullianAmbrosetruly a revolt of the Underman against Aryan order.
>>214599213>>214599302tonguekissing deep deep frenchies inbetween pounding ella purnells throatchasm
>>214599571Imagine the sex!
>>214599572these were my exact grades tooon six figures now and i reckon i'm the highest earner of anyone from my year
>>214599571
>>214599647Are you just finding out that Christianity started out as a messianic sect of Judaism?
PIP should be 8 figures a year
>>214599647greeks and berber are white thoughever
>>214599571yeah I mostly just wank and watch shite youtube videos
>>214599682No, just pointing it out the racial natureeven those who weren't jewish were brown
Less booze, more walks. The new mantra.
>>214599589he said free palestine
>>214599607
>>214599702"Greeks" who aren't fair skinned like Alexander or Apollo are in fact browns. The helots Spartans conquered.
>>214599723wish i looked like that
watching an American woman sing in a babyish voice while her anime mannequin avatar writhes back and forth on the old Twitch
oh just create a new you filthy lazy cunts
Used to br around 310 320 now it's 340 3 50 it is a sign of our age
>>214599723sexy as fuck
>>214599735hurrr durrrr
>>214599740You're a man tho
>>214599735dont care virgin
>>214599723ludicrously fit
there actually is no urgent need to create a new thread and there never has been
>>214599744twitch is shite
Used to be a virgin was celebrated now it's an insult it is a sign of our age
>>214599771big ass eyes i just know her field of view is crazy
bug eyed freak
>>214599723looks like a common pub wench i don't understand how these people gain international repute
let's leave the off-topic actress spamming in this thread
>>214597388>>214597388>>214597388NEW
350 posts lads?
>>214599830>>214599830>>214599830
>>214599826banger
>>214599819shut up you massive gay bellend
>>214584399NEW
I am too lazy to make an effort
>>214597387>>214597387>>214597387fuck it lets just use this
>>214599853the new
>>214599815>>214599802>>214599794>>214599765Why did she do it, lads?
>>214599884>>214599884>>214599884
