Star-nosed mole editionPrevious: >>214603567
What happens when you love me dry?
thoughts on asian babes?
>>214605195I was obsessed with them for like 3 months and now im back to normal but i still think they're pretty
HAHA #relatable #kneeslapper
Trust the plan Arthur, one last job and we'll all be shoving mangoes up our asses in Tahiti
>>214605209>TrudyEvery woman with this name is over the age of 50
>>214605195i dont like how plastic and fake they are
>>214605209>white coupletrue
>>214605209thank god bbc fixed this
>>214605224Short for Trudeau?
When I see a spider, it's gotta die.
*african shaman voice* I smok de white mans weed I du no like wha I see in de vaporssss
>I don't like how plastic and fake Asians look
Wir kommen aus Deutschland, honey
>More often than not the evil playthrough is just cartoonish moustache twistingThat’s exactly why they are more fun>punches a man with PTSD in mass effect>nukes a city in fallout>eat baby chicks in fable.
>>214605274I say this but I dont look like this
>>214605260Big fan of this webm
i like asian girls a lot
You guys need to stop making inappropriate comments about Spinster. She probably comes back sometimes and sees them and it's why she doesn't post anymore.
Big fan of this image Alright I’m going to bed now
Asian women are sexy. Roasties and simps will always hate them for it.
uh oh
>>214605285Ok garmin video speichern
i like asian girls that are fully westernized
>>214605305Femanon personalities don’t ever stay long
>>214605318but you ARE a simp
Saw some wild bison today
>>214605112They have unfortunately not. There are now screens that have burn in remover features, but that involves the monitor essentially running an extremely bright light to reset the screen. It does eliminate burn in but it also washes out the colors a little more every time you do it. We are still a few years away from OLED being truly viable.
i`m attracted to asian girls in a deep personal spiritual sort of way
>>214605320Why does this keep happening
the fact that I'm the only /druk/ here really shows how buster /cum./ really is
>>214605361I'm buzzed
>>214605370wooeee becky, slow down on the white claws
Everyone I knew moved out of state and we are no longer in contact. I'm alone.
Old English looks so much better than modern English Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,monegum mægþum, meodosetla ofteah,egsode eorlas. Syððan ærest wearðfeasceaft funden, he þæs frofre gebad,weox under wolcnum, weorðmyndum þah,oðþæt him æghwylc þara ymbsittendraofer hronrade hyran scolde,gomban gyldan. þæt wæs god cyning.I wish the Norman invasion never happened :(
>>214605359Teachers have always had an extremely high rate of pedophilia relative to other careers. People joked about priests because of Jewish comedians, but teachers were always mega pedos.
>>214605374you have /cum/
Remember when remittance was a bad word? A word of shame?Now there's an app unapologetically calling itself remit.ly and it's very shamelessly a remittance appIt's so strange how it's accepted and even encouraged now
>>214605361I am about to go to bed because I am fishing with dadberg in the morning.
>>214605380Which is funny considering only like 40% of teachers are male. Imagine how bad it would be if it was 100% male
>>214605164based
>>214605398
Im so glad the norman invasion happened
having some dude weed before bed
We love are spinny don’t we folks
>>214605421English is a terrible language because of it
YEAH straight to the top of my dome
cant stop sneezing
>>214605421My surname? Norman origin
I just got over being friendzoned and now my mind is fixating on it again.Can't stop worrying about never finding love
>>214605438*HEEMs you*
>>214605448Same my nigga
>>214605445less than 50 people share my surname.
>>214605435English is a beautiful language because of it
english is actually one of the more information dense languages and thus actually a good language despite what ESLs think
>>214605448Time to meet someone new. That's the best way to fix the feeling, don't run out of options
>go outside and touch grass more than average over the past week>get raped by a bunch of bugs>covered in bug bites and look like I have some sort of nasty skin disorder
I want to learn Ancient Greek to read Plato but that shit takes like 4 years
>>214605332You need to study your ebonics. It's not simping if she's not mediocre.
I legitimately cannot stop sneezing
If I have nothing else going on in my life by the time I turn 40 I'm going to move to japan and start fucking japanese twinks
>>214605463What does the SR vs IR distinction mean
>>214605484Then how could you type that? Checkmate atheists
i`ll just have nothing going on in my life forever and no money to do anything
>It's not simping if she's not mediocre.
>>214605489I used to want to move to Japan but lost interest seeing how many other foreigners are moving there I want to be the only Gaijin damnit!
>>214605332>>214605479https://youtu.be/N7_p7ggCf-E
>>214605501i look like that, but i do not say that
https://youtu.be/Z53HGc1_ea0?si=TDq2AHjRyqHrkbIu
Do you guys even have legit friends? No, trannycord "friends" don't count.
I wasn't simping for Spinster, she was a beautiful soul whom I loved.
>>214605519Yes, tonsBut I moved so they are all thousands of miles awayAnd I have no gf
>i look like that, but i do not say that
>>214605490Speech rate measured in average syllables per second vs information rate, ie japanese has a lot of syllables but doesn't convey much information
>>214605511Good song >>214605519No IRL friends and no online friends
im back
>>214605526So you have no friends.
>black friend from college went from working for tesla to working at in n out burger
>>214605519Outside of family? No
>>214605463>>214605529Interesting. My two main languages are English and French, which are the top two on the IR scale; didn’t realize that was the case.
Ok I’m going to bed for real now
>>214605550No?I call them multiple times a weekI see them whenever I visit homeA couple were in town yesterday actually so we got lunch
Apparently Socrates was very ugly
>>214605209Big booty trudy
yea i don`t have friends
my two languages are english & italian and I have never used the latter once in my life
I love Asian women. It's a perfectly valid preference like boob size or religion.
Jerked off to womens big butts
The phrase "Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." can be traced back into the behavior of third worlders, aka low trust society.I found an example case in particular when watching CS2 esports scene. Fan of teams from third world countries like Furia (brazilian), Aurora (Turkish team), and Tyloo (chinese), are always the first to stir horrible shit and throwing out mean remarks whether at other teams or the very own team they supported, winning or losing.It's not playful banter either, third worlders are actually incapable of banters online. One small poke from 1st worlders team like "bro your AWPer is ass" and the 3rd worlder team fans always replies with "i fucked your sister and your mom" or "thank god your dad's dead" literal highschool bully garbage.Low IQ or low earning first worlders (ESPECIALLY MINORS) found it funny instead of jarring, and then adopts this phenomenon and imported it to their own internet scape.>>214605472I hope you wont stop going outside just because of that>>214605519I have, Alhamdulillah
>>214605596
>>214605359>why do pedos go where the children are?The question of our times.
>I love Asian women. It's a perfectly valid preference like boob size or religion.
>you need a high iq to understand British comedyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os82UYqssSc
>>214605380The Jewish comedians have to distract from religious child rape, because rabbis have the highest rates.
updated my filter
>>214605596>online games with chinese peopleWHAT? I thought they were behind the firewall
>>214605593Mama mía! I cooka da pizza>>214605596I read this post and I disagree with your assessment. I think social media JAS made people too comfortable with consequence-free social interaction
Would women rather date SpongeBob or Patrick?
I hate the Indonesian flag so muchIt's so fucking lame and uninspired
>>214605633Patrcik, women don't really like smart or happy guys.
Okay I’m going to bed FOR REAL this time >>214605639He’s fine, leave him be
>>214605624E como é que você vai me filtar aí?
>>214605562Its because english and french don't follow the consonant-vowel structure they followed clustered consonants instead which means there's more ways that the next word/sound could be made whereas languages like japanese follow the consonant-vowel structure so there's only a limited amount of sounds/words they could theoretically create
>>214605626>picrelI'd fart in your face.
9 o'clock coffeetime.
>>214605594you should get an asian twink bf and let him fuck you
>>214605650>heA flag is an inanimate, genderless object
>>214605274Literally every fucking artwork in the world is a white girl, literally every fucking song in the world is about a white girl
>>214605674>every song is about a white girl Except Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison, which was originally titled "Brown Skinned Girl"
>>214605669Then why was trump making out with the flag of the usa?
>>214605683Idk, why did he motorboat Rudy Giuliani's fake tits?
>>214605626What's JAS?>>214605625All bots in social media are either made by indians and chinese, you should've known this years ago. >>214605557It's not a permanent decision, he's just looking for different pace.
The dirtbag left
>>214605683He fucked his daughter
>>214605666I like white girls and femboys and asian girls and femboys.I only exclude browns.
>>214605639The flag of Brazil could've been better, I feel like the southern brazilian states have some cool flags, though, what do you think about it, thank you
I am an orphan, alone: nevertheless I am found everywhere. I am one, but opposed to myself. I am youth and old man at one and the same time. I have known neither father nor mother, because I have had to be fetched out of the deep like a fish, or fell like a white stone from heaven. In woods and mountains I roam, but I am hidden in the innermost soul of man. I am mortal for everyone, yet I am not touched by the cycle of aeons.
>>214605708Brazil has a nice flagUnique, recognizable, aesthetically pleasing
>>214605708
>>214605694Terribly formatted 4 panel comic. >picrelIs how you read them.Not1 32 4
>>214605705but what if you enjoy bottoming for a cute japanese boy?
I'm looking for "speeding ticket music". It's the kind of songs that, if you listen to them while driving, you can't help but just step on the gas. Like these:https://youtu.be/2cHc9AsZW94https://youtu.be/cSfvfiHJJ-Mhttps://youtu.be/O8a7XEaZiu4
>>214605742I've driven once in the past 5 years due to severe anxiety
>>214605708rio grande do sul flag
Can i ask a question for the smart people on /cum/?
>>214605752There are no smart people here
>>214605752Pergunte aí
>>214605749i drove today, only took the car out of the garage and back in though
>>214605752Well go on then
>>214605763Jason has a phD in nuclear physics, shut the fuck up
My husbands bvll brought pizza
just plucked an arm hair out for LITERALLY no reason.
>>214605728Japanese peeps reads vertically instead of horizontally>>214605639Our oldfags were busy fighting for independence. I was utterly disappointed honestly when i found out that some of our national songs are actually just covers from somewhere else.https://www.reddit.com/r/indonesia/comments/rwy7g8/indonesia_flag_redesign/>>214605752Im not that smart but i can try answering>>214605712God loves you.
>>214605763>>214605764>>214605777Is it better to a third world country be chud or progressive? Which one makes a better image for firsties? It's something i really cant understand
RIP BUSH JR
>>214605728is this loss
>>214605730Japanese boys aren't brown.
>>214605784Those labels are devoid of clear meaning
im hungry and feel like im dying
>>214605783>picDefinitely better and heading in the right directionThe current one is just boring, not befitting of such a complex and exotic country
>>214605801Ok lets get brazil for exampleLets say we have two options: either be a ultra tradcath country or a progressive country like sweden Which one would appear more to firsties?
>>214605784Eu acho que um país 'chud' geralmente é um país ditatorial. No caso, acho que os americanos não têm uma imagem muito boa dos países que são ditaduras.>>214605801I think a 'chud' country is usually a dictatorship. In this case, I believe Americans don’t have a very positive view of countries that are dictatorships.
>>214605823Just get rid of crime and slums, politics don't matter, it's crime and poverty that make third world countries icky
>>214605795holy shit it's realDubya is actually fucking dead
>>214605742https://youtu.be/Ar559hkBCP8
>>214605823Tradcath in the long run.
>>214605823>Which one would appear more to firsties?Progressive probably. It's hard to say though because there could be things about your culture that make it less compatible with swedish gov.
>>214605795>>214605835He is not dead.
>>214605823Como a maioria dos americanos são liberais brancos como o Jason, eu chutaria a segunda opção. Since the majority of Americans are white liberals like Jason, I would guess the latter.
>>214605795How about George W Butch and she’s a lesbian
>>214605795>>214605845sisters???
>>214605557guess that DEI hiring stuff is over
>>214605798okay so would you?
>>214605858
Study finds Los Angeles is 'second safest' large city in the United States.
>>214605557>black friend???
>>214605866That's grim
>>214605832Oh i wishThe only way to save Brazil from crime is with a 20 year dictatorship where every murderer and drug trafficker is shot in public squares or forced to do labor until the day he diesOn slums i think that building commie blocks to substitute them isnt that bad, right? Some cities on brazil actually did that, the problem is that criminals do their shit there anyways
>>214605865that's gay twinks are not femboys
Coffeetime. RIP Dubya.
>>214605866I assume that’s because LA has a higher proportion of Mexicans and other non-black browns as part of their non-white population?
The only way out for Brazil is sao paulo's countryside and the south seceding, thank you
>>214605880doesn't matter if he's cute tho...
>>214605858Would I let my femboyfriend bum me? Perhaps.
Did you guys hear about what happened at St. Peter's recently? It's super grim.
Wikipedia is always so quick turning people’s articles into the past tense
>>214605866people in la act like you want to rob them
>>214605902Are we supposed to know what "St. Peter's" is?
>>214605838>>214605842>>214605847It's hard for me to think about this because I see 4channers shitting on traditional countries all the time, but most of them are countries with different religions.The only exception are countries like china and japan, which are mostly atheists
George Bush isn't dead you sillies
>>214605910Yes?
>>214605911Progressive countries get shit on all the time too
What is 6 7 meme
>>214605908nice F12 douchebag.
>>214605902What the
Shut up macacos
PRETTY LIL' THING, YOU GOT A BAG AND NOW YOU WILDIN'YOU JUST TOOK IT OFF THE LOT, NO MILEAGEWAY THEY HITTIN' YOU, THE DM LOOKIN' VIOLENTTALKIN' WILD, YOU COME AROUND AND NOW THEY SILENT
>>214605928What sweden yes? THAT WAS BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>214605932>F12 on iPhoneYeah?
>>214605930Blacky boo shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07xpV4ix2K8
American catholicism is so separated from third world catholicism they may as well be different religions
>>214605930It's a meme that doesn't mean anything, like skibidi toilet
>>214605958America is a wasp country = English and Germanic
>>214605891I'm from são paulo countryside but i still wish to see all of brazil rising somedayNever going to happen tho>>214605928I guess soI just want to discover the secret on how to be a third world loved country>>214605958How so?Brazilians larp as ultracath all the time but ill be honest most of population only goes to church and that's itThey don't follow everything in the bible
>>214605970Not for long gringo
friend from hs suddenly became a tranny
>>214605977>I'm from são paulo countrysideDid you go to the NFL game?
>>214605989Many such cases
>>214605992I don't care for sports in general but i've seen some picsLooked cool
>>214605989is he cute
>>214605989did you rail him?
>>214605867my uni was especially diverse
>CHADbidi Toilet slander
>>214605989Hook him up with Jason, thank you
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
Are most people here nice or is it just the timeFirst time interacting on /cum/
>>214606028
Women are so grossThey have stinky buttholesThe most attractive part of their body excretes poop and fartsIt's over
>>214606036this is a Shinobu general
>>214606033I do think morning and early afternoon /cum/ is meaner
>>214606033Todo mundo aqui é Brasileiro e mora em miami e fala português
I KNOW YOU FEEL WHERE I'M COMING FROM (FROM)REGARDLESS OF THE THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I'VE DONE (DONE)MOST OF IT REALLY WAS FOR THE HELL OF THE FUN (THE FUN)ON THE CAROUSEL, SO AROUND I SPUN (SPUN)WITH NO DIRECTIONS, JUST TRYNA GET SOME (SOME)TRYNA CHASE SKIRTS, LIVING IN THE SUMMER SUN (SUN)THIS IS HOW I LOST MORE THAN I HAD EVER WON (WON)AND HONESTLY, I ENDED UP WITH NONE
>>214606046Unemployed /cum/ is rude tbqh
>>214606041
>>214606046In /bra/ it's the oppositeThe later it gets the meaner>>214606047Incrível
>>214605977>I just want to discover the secret on how to be a third world loved countryYou already are, you're Brazil
>>214606066Boo hoo nigga
Jamaica is incredibly dangerous but it's loved
shit thread
>>214606092No it's not
frosted fags they’re gaped
>>214606033I just post funny weed thoughts I have in this thread like *african guy voice* you mus nevah agree wit a woman
Trooning is a phase just like being goth
>>214606081
Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald are far and away the best Pokemon games. The series should've ended right there.
>>214606090They have good music
>>214606111The most recent one where you fly is the best
>>214606111They're pretty good, plus they have Blaziken
>I just post funny weed thoughts I have in this thread
>>214606111Idk Platinum was solid
>>214606111Diamond and Platinum were kinohttps://youtu.be/I1Egwloq6Lk?si=eTFZ2GtJ5M7fBuRz
>>214606111Yellow, gold, silver, crystal and arceus all clear>>214606127D/P/Pl suck ass
They made a sequel to pokemon snap right? Did anyone play it?
>>214606132Yellow sucks Second gen is ok but has boring starters
>>214606041Lum is a skinny, fair skinned girl with blue eyes>>>/wsg/5939048
>>214606145>boring startersHave you heard the news? Typhlosion is a pedo rapist I am not joking
Thoughts on Wednesday season 2
>>214606142
>>214606086Recently i've been seeing brazil getting hate threads here but there are theories that it's one guy who came from /sp/ known as chikanerWithout counting these specific threads, it's usually just people who hate all third world countries in general i guessThere's nothing to do, kind sad>>214606108I only ask some stuff and joke on /bra/>>214606090It's a country with many beautiful spots, but I would be a bit afraid to visit it because of what people sayBrazil is violent, but são paulo countryside is not, Im not used to things like that
>>214606164Jenna Ortega is bogged
>>214606145>Yellow sucksnigga it is the ONLY game that lets you have all 3 startersKYS
>>214606169I thought the point of Yellow was that your starter was Pikachu
>>214606162shut the FUCK up. Typhlosion is PEAK of the fire starters. your /vp/ fantheories are irrelevant
I don't know what having a real friend is like.
>>214606110My lum and ataru amv I made when I was 17 got 22k views on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGFnkK2yglo
https://youtu.be/aX-NNhBWNdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmyxC31iVw
>>214606169That's lame though because I like building my team. Plus if you take Snorlax, that's 5 spots taken. Also I don't think you can evolve into Raichu
>>214606185>fan theories Oh no, it came straight from Game Freak itselfhttps://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2024/10/16/pokmons-typhlosion-goes-viral-after-game-freak-leak-for-the-weirdest-possible-reason/
>>214606182ok so you clearly never played yellow
>>214606185>your /vp/ fantheories are irrelevantCanon leak btw
>>214606191>cover of build me up buttercupcringegay
>>214606142yes, and it was actually really good. not even kidding.
>>214606164SlopEmma Myers is hot though
*don draper voice* Peggy they want a man who shits not a woman who sits. Now get the hell out of my office.
>>214606203>>214606211stfu nerd
>>214606233She's a QTIt would be based if her and Emma kissed
Can we take shots? What's your flavor? Flat drinks we call A cupsI just think I need one night, slightly more if it's done rightWith that gorgeous face, I don't know your nameIt ain't important babe 'cause I'ma call you mine
>>214606186I wish I could hug you
>>214606262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCcDEUImeA
SOMEONE WON THE POWERBALL AND IT WASNT MEFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCKK
What's the song where the singer goes "backdoor, backdoor~"It's not the one with Carti and Lamar
>>214606271It was Jason, now he's going to use the money to create his own political party
>>214606274"I eat more chicken than any man ever seen"Also known as "Backdoor Man" by The Doors
>>214606275It was in Texas, at least it wasn’t California
>>214606279No the song goes "backdoor, backdoor" in the same cadence as the "hey now, hey now" in Don't Dream it's Over
>>214606241Don the Chinese have a saying... Me Chinese, me play joke Me put peepee in your Coke.
N
speaking of california, I am drunk
>>214606299O
Hate women me
I’m going to buy Casey’s ice cream and wallow in the misery of not winning the powerball That Texas retard will probably just spend it all on retarded shit. I’m so mad right now
>>214606280those are basically the same thing nowadays.
>TexasOh so it for sure wasn't Jason, he'd be in jail
I deserve to win the lottery more than most
imagine if Jason actually won the lottery, it would be fucking hilarious the rage that it would generate here, fuck a fucking duck motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of my favorite Twitter artists and YouTube animators just makes pictures of her OC now. I liked her older work much better
The lottery is a tax on stupid people. Nobody wins, they use it to fund the CIA.
>>214606342I’d rather him win the lottery than anyone in California >>214606345Not true, someone in Texas won just now
>>214606147>>214606147>>214606147
>>214606349Thought this was a link to a new thread for a sec, I was gonna give you a knuckle sandwich
>>214606314>actually being mad about not winning the lottery This is an extremely unhealthy thing to seriously fantasize about.
What are you guys still doing up? I’m at work right now
>>214606387im watching college football
>>214606387Slept all day so I have no desire to go to slee
>>214606393but the important games are already over
Based legitimate countries:>china>ukraine>palestine>north korea>iran>yemen>venezuela>cuba
>>214606274Do you mean milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made
>>214606407Cringe and brownrrone post
>>214606387replying to you
One of my favorite artists hasn't posted anything this year, just reposting other people's art
i miss when counter strike teams were national
>>214606387watfching anime
>>214606425I know the feelingAlso tfw no twitter artist gf
>>214606399yeah but nothing else is on and i cant sleep faggot kys
>>214606450>going to bed at 10:30
>>214606429What are you watching I'm watching princess resurrection
>>214606387finishing this book (thinking in bets)get in
>>214606425my favourite hentai artist stopped making doujins to make visual novels
Im indian someone please help me
drinking milk
>>214606458fuufu ijou
I am very VERY attracted to the shy art girl personality. So much so I took an art class when I was in community college.Alas to no avail
>>214606465Just be white
indians stopped coming to canada
>>214606500https://youtu.be/Q3lbxMfFTb4
I want the world to end
>>214606518same
What if there was an alternate reality where Canadians started moving to India instead
Man, I really hope reincarnation is real. I don’t want this to be my only life
>>214606532Nes
new>>214606536>>214606536
Stop making earlies
>>214606533me too
>>214606547Not very earlyBetter idea: update the page and check if a new was posted before posting your own
>>214605609Why make posts like this? Do you just hate the idea of other men racemixing? 8 don't understand caring that other men like asian women