Flag shagger edition
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-4NU0x4Qtrk
>>214609112what causes the self loathing?some Indian hindus are like this too
in my incel dungeon sucking the moisture out of a patch of moss on the wall for sustenance
it's sadder that my dog died than if i died because my dog loved being alive and i'm miserable everyday
>>214609176self hating westerners do it because its trendy especially online, would assume its the same story with hindus and the recent waves of anti indian racism
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wj_i1FXY6IA
oy I'm a schmuck
does that cunt living in africa still post?angola or some shit,lives on a homestead or smth and only posts every few months
>>214609267Pipe down pipsqueak
get the simpsons porn on
>>214609267He stays in a 5 star hotel in cheadle these days
>>214609267He posts here all the time, he was here yesterday.
>>214609307Some a phenomenal Simpsons porn post on /gif/ a little while ago but didn't save it. Regret it every time I'm horny (which is all the time)
Chris Pratt Underrated actor
borderline not safe for work, that
morning mates, another lovely day
well that's not on
turns out i got a naughty little infection in some tendon in fingerberg lads, booked for some cutting and flushing of it in an hour or so
People really are like ”Should i divorce my partner” and pic related is who they’re asking
Don't even feel like masturbating, I'm too depressed
>Leftydad driving along main thoroughfare towards his suburban home one day>Suddenly he notices a group of men with a ladder next to a lamp-post>These men aren't council workers he thinks, they look odd, and what's tha...>'Oh m...oh my god' he says. This is it. This is the moment he's been dreaming of. His real life chance to become SkyBlue famous. >His hand is shaking as he puts the window of his Tesla (complete with 'I bought it before Elon went mad' sticker) down and removes his phone from his pocket and begins recording>As he rolls by, he can barely get the golden phrase out of his mouth such is is complete sensible sweary centrist intoxication>'FFFFF FFFFFFLLFLLLFFFFFFAGGGG FLAGGGGGSHSSSSSSAAAAGGGEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'>The two men look confused as leftydad's tesla plunges into two school children crossing the road ahead (he turned the emergency braking off because there's a primrose hedge on his driveway that spooks it) killing them both>When he gets home he writes a BlueSky post about how operation raise the colours is literally killing children
bet the katies are waking up sore x
>>214609340Impressive milkers, would cuddle with.
thats hot, in a weird way
Gazzas economics just dropped
>>214609406same shite every week
>>214609384>>214609340Lesbian strap on sex is underrated
>>214609392ktim
>>214609418Yeah because the daily immigration discussion is so nuanced
>>214609395who are you quoting
ever had a restorative lower body massage?
>>214609382just walk it off lad
>bruv wot if you just taxed the richgenius
>>214609384Blimey
wanking to plane crash footage
what if nobody had to pay VAT tax every day
Comfiest Sunday film?
Going to buy paint today and also ramen
>>214609484Poo
>>214609464I hate this cuntMade his millions and got his bag Turns around and says every other cunt who made it must now pay £££ and anyone who has dreams of making it must also pay £££Fuck you you absolute cretinBritain actually needs more rich people not fewer
Morning lads. Another day of misery and squalor is it?
at the bus stop scanning people's faces like robocop for signs of mixed ancestry or fetal alcohol syndrome and taking action accordingly
>>214609484Fellowship of the ringGrand Budapest hotelHot FuzzSpirited Away
>>214609474Look up revenge saving.
Do you think in 50 years time instead of playing old timey black and white films, they'll be playing stuff from our time like The Matrix or Transformers and the kids of the future will scroll past those films the way we scroll past dogshit black and white films?obviously television won't exist then but if it did
Did you pay your TV license for FY2025 yet?
New Spanian vid just dropped about Jaywickhttps://youtu.be/s6wxZKhTRJ4?si=-W9RtI6Q2RsWpzON
*looks up revenge raping* hm.. don’t think this is related to vat at all..
LLOYDS BANK SET TO FINE CUSTOMERS WITH £7,500 IN THEIR BANK DOING NOTHING
i do genuinely take issue with the emergency alert shit
>>214609559Why
>>214609484black narcissus
upper management at my work are clueless and half the department seems to be indiangoing to be looking for a new job methinks, there's no coming back from jeetification
>>214609559it violates muh freedumb maaaaan
>>214609548cant stand this wog bastard with his wog accent would love these vids if it was a louis theroux type person going to all the roughest neighbourhoods in the world
>>214609382Why do you post in /brit/ instead of Sverigetråden?
banned from uploading images for no reason
>>214609594if you could read swedish you’d understand
The rich need to get richer so I can keep paying them rent
>>214609545Yeah, it's mandatory in the German lands (Switzerland, Germany, Austria), regardless of whether you even have a TV or not.
>>214609559Just turn it offI just don't want to be bothered by such things and it's nothing to do with conspiracies or similar
>>214609559You can turn off the alerts in your phone's settings if you want, or just turn off your phone and you won't get the alert
age regressing at iga
>>214609597If it says "Upload Failed" it's because the image permissions are locked. If you open the image on whatever image viewer your OS has and export a new version of it, then upload that it will work.
>>214609637in the VRcat iga
get rid of telly loicense. make big black cock show adverts like the rest of em
>>214609597what sort of pictures have you’ve been posting?
>>214609594outer /int/ is a cesspool of insufferable autistic anime posting pedophiles i don't blame ESLs for posting here
Trying to find the insta of that scouse bimbo who got jailed in Dubai because I fancy a wank and she's fit as fuck
yeah they should put ads on black peoples dicks (but not white peoples). ads should be on everything
>>214609676Wonder which dicks would command more as revenue
if you go to the catalog and press 'Shift' and click on a thread it will hide the thread off the catalogmental that
>>214609663horse pictures (not ponies) >>214609686black dicks because white people dont want ads on their dicks
writhing around the room like a worm
>>214609112
got a prescription for smoking crack from doctorberg
>>214609697wish i could shift click on your posts to make them disappear
remember when Just Eat did a telly advert about a white wife cuckolding her husband with a muscular black man?what was all that about
sven going to a&e for a cut on his finger
>>214609740DemoralisationLike everything mass media is
kikes on a mad one
>>214609753aye, infections are nasty
>>214609598>>214609669I just looked at the Swedish thread and yes there's a lot of an*me there. Grim.
i STINK
bit weird that my 3 best friends are women and im not gay
Gary Just Eats
>>214609734filter me then, you cowardwhat are you waiting for?
Imagine toiling under such a shite systemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUiE1XQeleU
>>214609740>what was all that aboutit's just reality?
>>214609773yeah that genuinely is weird ngl
need my testicles to be stomped on till they are a white paste
>>214609773Not that weirdAbout half of my close friends are women and half are men
How do white people get rid of earwax?Need to know pronto because my ear is hurting me.
>>214609815The doctor can flush it out with water and tweezers
remember that time Joe Biden had dementia then he lost the presidential race then suddenly he no longer had dementia what was that about
>>214609577>>214609570>>214609630>>214609636idiots, actual insect like creatures
red rooster for tea
>>214609826pour cow piss in your ear
>>214609826https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Budden
>>214609801Based
>>214609824so you go to a doctor every time?>>214609834is that how white people do it now?
>>214609801
>having female friendsliterally impossible to have a female 'friend' that you don't want to shag
I miss the days when we didn't have to hear about the American president and whatever insane shit he's said or done every single fucking day
>>214609112Mental how leftypol gets upset at the sight of their own nation's flag
laboriously reading a childrens picture book out loud to myself on the train
>>214609893Initially you're right, but once you're friends for 3+ years they start seeming more like a sister
>>214609893may i introduce to you the concept of female friends that you can shag
>>214609893This, especially work colleagues. Men and women shouldn't work together. I'm married and have fallen in love with my mid coworker purely based on proximity bias
>>214609898Americanisation is only getting worse, people in this country think they're American.>omg did you hear Trump BREATHED?I'm fucking sick of it.
>>214609815I use the pointy end of a pen lid. Just put it in my ear and scoop the wax out.
>>214609916thats hot
>>214609916even better
why aren't there two separate words for male virgins and female virgins
>>214609916so after 3 years you want to shag them even more
>>214609893You can have one if you're not attracted to them in the slightest
>>214609943based
>>214609826It was the other way round as I remember it. Months and years of the public being gaslit that he was fine despite protestations he was quite clearly in the throes of dementia. Then for some reason his team decided to put him up for debates and even with their most potent amphetamine cocktails beforehand he unsurprisingly came across as someone with dementia. Then after that even the most ardent deniers were forced to admit he did actually have it and wasn't fit to run.The hardest part for me to understand is the people who were Biden supporters prior to his appearance on the debates but who decided afterwards that he had dementia. What were these people seeing before then? He was quite obviously not well. I can understand politically driven mongs pretending he didn't have dementia in desperation to get their Team and their Man to win the election. But I can't understand the people who honestly didn't see he was unwell prior to those debates.
you make pigs smoke
baby rorke? pending
>>214609854?
>>214609983blow dat lil nikka head smoove off
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CvlNr29rh2Ithis guy works with women. hes also married (to a woman) (wow) very surprising
>>214609972You will never be American
>>214609983so this is rorke ii
Might sound a bit Matt Le Tiss this but the only time the govt will use the emergency alert thing is to remind you that your very existence is problematic and causes climate change
about to have the biggest wank ever
leftypol blowing babies heads clean ouf
>>214609983project rorke
>>214609898Same
Youtube shorts links don't [Embed] so I never view them. Just so you're aware.
mad how every single aus post in this fucking thread are dogshite
>>214610079It's mad how /int/ claims aussies are the best shitposters when I rarely see anything funny coming from them
>>214610079this has been debunked
https://www.shorts.youtube.com/trTY4e5TFm4
sincerely hope none of you waste your time reading my posts
>>214610079all me
Does anyone have the list of rightful British clays?
>>214609548whats a wog
>>214610115working off grid
>>214610114Ceredigion
kino
>>214610077Same. Way too much effort to open up those links
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GvMVI3Mv5f0hes still doing it
>>214610115*holds a mirror up to your face*
anyone off to church today?
Right lads, place your betsHow many thirteen year olds can Warwick Davis fight off one by one?
can you do chest press on the floor with dumbells??dont have a bench at home
>>214610155one by one? probably like 1-2 before the 13 year olds win
hate it when I accidentally post some gay shit here thinking I'm on /gaygen/
Spent the entire weekend smoking weed and drinking pints
>>214610154
>>2146101550
>>214610155maybe like 5 or 10 he's small but i reckon he'd be ferocious like a chihuahua
>>214610174grow up
>>214610163yeah go for it lad remember to post results
run toil done10kmabout 1min/km slower than i was a peak fitness in the springdisgraceful
be honest do you have crooked brown rotten teeth?
>>214610163Yeah but you can't a full range of motionMight as well get parallel bars to do dips on
>>214610163Yes but you won't get the full range of motion, you might be better off doing push ups and other exercises
>>214610172/brit/ is a bisexual general x
>>214610191yeah
>>214610177Almost definitely wrong>>214610166You're underestimating him I think>>214610182Yeah you're probably rightAny more? The fight starts at 10:30am
>>214610191my teeth my be crooked and yellow but by God theyre not rotten
Playing the first Hollow KnightLot more enjoyable with the Benchwarp mod x
>>214610181i bring you love
>>214609928Just look at the reform UK conference if you want to see how Americanised our politics has become
sir poo seal
>>214610211probably couldnt even fight a 13 year old girl. hes so tiny
>>214610191I have no fillings and my teeth are a good colour, I don't use whitening. I have a tooth at the bottom slightly angled backwards which developed as an adult, to get it sorted I'd need to wear a retainer for the rest of my life and it's expensive so cba, it doesn't look that bad.
i post funny reddit cartoons on 4chan llol
>>214610163You will not get the full range of motion. Do something else.
Warwick wingardium leviosaing all the youth gang members and then killing them leprechaun style
>>214610188anecdotally I find all my lifts go up and I can handle much more volume in the lead up to spring / summer. I really believe there is a natural test boost happening during that period, related to the drive toward mating.
Carrot cake. Something you don't see anymore
>>214610240You're right but I think they're trying to stand out and appeal to zoomers, it seems to be working.
>>214610269i see carrot cake in literally every coffe shop i go intowhat the hell are you talking about
gymtoil complete
more lead volume
>>214610183Why? I'm only 30
>>214610267this is 1000000% true you always wank way less in winter
>>214610284So impressed by the quality of steroids this man has managed to get his hands on
>>214610269Carrot cake carrot cake, have ye any nuts?It says... Noooo
>>214610269Carrot cake is everywhere and fucking lush desu
>>214610284he looks very silly
Never had a teenage romanceStarting to think that's why I'm so successful
>>214610287czechia? i hardly know her!
>>214610299he was taking quite mental amounts over many years. unsurprisingly, he died prematurely >>214610313what do you look like?
>>214610315this may be true for a lot of people but the same goes for successful people fucking their moms and getting the best of both worlds
gf bought this absolute slop
ran out of printer ink
Teen romance? I've never had adult romance! haha
pluse x minum fleshlight
>>214610115You'd know, clogwog
>>214610355this unc printing shit like its 2010 loool
>>>/v/720016216mental how the word melty started here and now it's everywhere
>>214610287czechia self before you wreck yourself
>>214610355*surreptitiously wipes a suspicious black smudge from the corner of my mouth* thats mad ahaha
I exist
>>214610371leave him alone
>>214610343based
dont want to go oustide
>>214610379grow up
thunder and lightning overhead
>>214610399no there's not
>>214610394*rapidly ages, dies, and crumbles into a pile of dust and bones before your very eyes*
Normally I put people off buying more shit they don't need however if you're planning on doing pushups at home regularly I would advise you to get parallettes. Means your wrists will be aligned with your forearms rather than being bent back at 90°. At the start you can get away with pushing off the floor but if you're at it for years eventually your wrists will feel it.You don't need fancy ones, literally just search on Amazon and buy any of the wooden ones. You could even make them yourself if you're so inclined. t. eggmong
>>214610379i wanted to make this exact post but i cba so im glad you took on the challenge
>>214610393ktim
>>214610393That's because you are a shut-in loser.*Exits /brit/ and sits comfortably watching a movie on the sofa underneath a cosy blanket*
you lads know the australian poster is a bot yeah?
>>214610418um...wrong!
>>214610372The /brit/ish empire reigns supreme across the internet
>>214610394You'd like that wouldn't you pakistani groomer man, or maybe you wouldn't haha
>>214610439doxxed
>>214610420Hope they snap while you're using them and your face goes SLAM into the floor and your nasal bone gets lodged in your brain
>>214610439grim place to live
>>214609740People who use delivery apps should be turned into fish food.
>>214610420cant afford it
>>214610466yeh its shit. dont come here
subscribed to the spectator for 3 months for £3, already deeply regretting my foolish actions. Absolute zionist slop page to page
Fun morning at car boot sale
>>214610439Bodes ill for Doctor Foster
>>214610473Thats elon musk
Good morning to all National Socialists and Fascists.
>>214610486Buy anything good?
>>214610475You'll be alright. If you're training sensibly and listening to your body, your wrists will tolerate normal pushups for a long time. Years down the line though if you begin to get pain or numbness, buy the bars. You can use the time between now and then to save up twenty pounds.
OK chumsLet's crawl out of bedGet the laundry onGet the breakkie going
also have you noticed that in waves a lot and physics there is often a +1 known or missing (its aways there it seems)
>>214610550give 5 examples
>>214610486Why's that fella dressed like Luigi
>>214610486lots of foreigners at these things nowadaysi remember going to the carboot sale with my dad in the 1990smostly old people and honest working class folks back then
>>214610529Found some old Warhammer bits for fifty pence
>>214610550dont bother giving examples we believe you
>>214610559in waves, frequency, band gaps, navigation (like the missile knowing where it is). thats all of them I can think of rn
so thats rorke
>>214610572Nice. The last time I went to a flea market I found some PS1 games I wanted.
Remember the 3rd person mode on CoD Modern Warfare 2? Ludokino
Mad how they stopped Fawlty towers after only 12 episodes. Same with Father Ted stopping after only about 24.Meanwhile shit US sitcoms keep going for over 200 episodes
It kills me how much alcohol is consumed in the Uk and grown adults 40+ get so drunk with their buddies like it’s their first night out ever! Fortunately, I believe kids are drinking less and less these days so hopefully it won’t be as bad in the future.
>>214610594HES GOT A BELLENDFOR A HEADHES GOT A BELLENDFOR A HEADHES GOT A BELLENDFOR A HEADHES GOT A BELLEND FOR A HEAD
>>214610473It annoys me how many people reply to that image seemingly without understanding someone just pasted a data point there because it's funny. The actual graph in the paper doesn't have someone with a 160IQ and 1600ng/dL test. That person doesn't exist.
>>214610594grow up mate
>>214610609less is more
Windowsberg being a funny cunt again
Faulty towers was never funny, poms aren't funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/JD3VKYoN5zI
>>214610609got the frasier boxset but don't intend in watching all of them
>>214610633Use Linux
>>214610563You see all sorts haha>>214610571Aye it's a mix these days, funny seeing the Romanians getting told to fuck off when they barter lel>>214610599I got Star Wars Battlefront 2 for PS2 the other week very happy
>>214610620oh shut the fuck up you boring autistic mongoloid
>>214610609British brevity is this whole thingThere's a few things that drive it including cultural differences in storytelling and different funding and production models
Pokemon Go
>>214610641Actually Frasier is pretty good desu, shake about Daphne though, I think she's the weakest character and ruins it significantly
>>214610654It upsets me when people don't understand things.
Hail WotanHail ZeusHail JupiterHail EuropeHail our PeopleHail Victory
>>214610639Disagreehttps://youtu.be/GZY0SdiNzfw?si=HbfnyR3RaHOrcBny
Rorke rolling dice to pick which episode of F*R*I*E*N*D*S he'll play from his DVD box set
>>214610623alri literal dick head
>>214610679most people grow out of this phase when they're 14. you can't control how people think, get over it
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most bonkers bout you've ever laid eyes on! I'm Bradley Walsh, your ringside commentator, and tonight we've got a scrap that's straight out of a fever dream. In one corner, the legendary Warwick Davis – actor, icon, and apparently, a pint-sized powerhouse ready to rumble. In the other, an endless parade of thirteen-year-olds, entering one at a time, each replacing the last as Warwick sends 'em packing. But here's the twist: after every two defeats, these lads get fatter and fatter, bulking up until they hit the max wobble that still lets 'em swing a punch. Warwick's family – his lovely wife Samantha and the kids – are right there on the sidelines, cheering him on like it's the FA Cup final. Hold onto your seats, folks; this is gonna be brutal, thrilling, and utterly mad!First up, a fresh-faced thirteen-year-old, all gangly limbs and spots – let's call him Lad One. Prediction: Warwick's got the experience, the grit; he'll swat this one like a fly. Easy win for Davis!And they're off! The bell clangs, and Lad One charges in, fists flailing like he's playing tag. Warwick, nimble as a leprechaun, ducks under a wild haymaker and counters with a sharp uppercut to the gut. Oof! The kid doubles over, winded, but Warwick's not done – he grabs the lad's arm, twists it into a lock, and slams him face-first into the mat. Blood sprays from a split lip as the boy howls. Warwick's family erupts: "Go on, Dad! Smash 'im!" Samantha's pumping her fist. Lad One taps out, defeated, dragged off whimpering. One down!Next, Lad Two – same build, same eager grin. Prediction: Warwick's warmed up now; this'll be quicker than the first. Davis takes it!Bell rings! Lad Two feints left, but Warwick reads it like a script, sidestepping and delivering a vicious knee to the thigh. The kid buckles, thigh muscle screaming, but he lunges back with a headbutt attempt. Warwick weaves, grabs the collar, and yanks him down into a chokehold.
what's his problem?
>>214610649whys that affy on the left got white feet
>>214610343you'd be able to pull this off if you had blonde hair and blue eyes
>>214610670season 1 daphne is the pengest ting I've ever seen
>>214610670All the worst characters are Daphne's family adjacent. I switch off episodes involving her mum or extended family.
hoping that I can learn to throw at the excellent throw part so my buddy can bounce back the balls and get me more xp when it happens if its a Pokemon that attacks when its in that range. also to over time learn which Pokemons do the attack or try to evade or fy away
nibba head like YAKUB
>>214610698nary a word
>>214610700kek
Want a northern milf with big tits to ask me to spaff my spunk on her jubblies
>>214610697well I don't have autistic outbursts in real life yeah but here where we can speak freely I feel that I must call out such things
>Pope Leo XIV has officially canonised 15-year-old London-born Carlo Acutis, making him Britain's first Gen Z saint No point waiting to ask Diego about this, he'll let us down. If someone can find some other boring Christian to post here we can ask him about it
>>214610594dickhead literally x
>>214610707n
>>214610620>That person doesn't exist.Yes he does. You're talking to him right now.
sitcoms dont work with binge watch culture, they worked back in the day because they were spaced out over weeks but now people bang out 6 episodes a night and complain about repetitive jokes
>>214610670mad how English accents sound fake when they're in American sitcoms
>>214610707never found her attractive. Roz on the other hand...
Daphne's brother with the shit accent is an Italian Australian
>JUST IN - Pope Leo XIV declares 15 year old computer programmer Carlo Acutis the Catholic Church's first millennial saintsaint zoomer
talking about the Hollyoaks
>>214610698Veins bulge, face turns purple – the lad's kicking wildly, nails scratching Warwick's arms, drawing red lines. Brutal stuff! Finally, he goes limp, out cold. Warwick stands tall, bloodied but beaming. Family cheers: "You're unstoppable, love!" Two defeated – and now, the twist kicks in. The next challengers are plumping up, folks. Chubbier, heavier – this is getting interesting!Enter Lad Three, a pudgy version now, cheeks like chipmunks, belly jiggling under his shirt. Prediction: The extra weight might slow him, but it'll pack more punch. Still, Warwick's cunning; I reckon he edges it.Ding! Lad Three waddles in, throwing a heavy overhand right. Warwick dodges, but the kid's mass clips him, sending him stumbling. Warwick recovers, launches a flurry of body shots – fists thudding into soft flesh, eliciting grunts and wheezes. The lad swings back, a meaty fist grazing Warwick's jaw, splitting skin. Blood trickles! Warwick's eyes blaze; he drops low, sweeps the legs. The chubby teen crashes down like a sack of spuds, mat shaking. Warwick pounces, raining elbows – crack! A nose breaks, crimson gushing. The boy yields, sobbing. Three down! Family: "That's my hero!"Lad Four, even chubbier, rolls in like a bowling ball. Prediction: Warwick's tiring a tad, but his technique's top-notch. He'll outmanoeuvre this one.Bell! The fat lad barrels forward, using his bulk to pin Warwick against the ropes. Warwick squirms, but the pressure's immense – ribs creaking. He headbutts the kid's chin, stunning him, then slips free and unleashes a barrage to the kidneys. The boy howls, fat rippling with each impact. A wild punch from the lad connects, busting Warwick's lip – blood flies! Warwick retaliates with a choke, squeezing until the eyes bulge. Tap out!Four gone. And now, after two more, they're fattening up again – these next ones are proper porkers, obese territory!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aqr7Ykxc4Y
>>214610473me in bluehow do i fiks it
Hatred of blondes is fundamentally jewish.
I LOVE blondes
>>214610815take tests
>>214610825women love my thick brown mediterranean wog head doe
Good morning you little rascalsFarted so much in my sleep last night my bedroom absolutely reeks of bums
>>214610832I'd like to say, uh, I too am partial to the blonde
Frasier was weird because most of the seasons was the broadest comedy imaginable and not particularly funny (the dog, bulldog at the station etc) but then the later seasons there were some absolute bangers and the quality of the comedy dramatically improved
>>214610798Lad Five saunters in, belly overhanging like a muffin top, breaths heavy already. Prediction: The weight's a weapon now, but Warwick's got heart. I say Davis digs deep and wins.Ding ding! The obese teen charges, a human wrecking ball. Warwick sidesteps, but the kid's arm catches him, slamming him into the turnbuckle. Ouch – shoulder jars! Warwick bounces back, targeting the knees with low kicks – thwack, thwack! The lad's legs wobble like jelly. He grabs Warwick in a bear hug, squeezing tight, air whooshing out. Warwick's face reddens, but he stomps the instep – crunch! The boy releases, howling. Warwick follows with hooks to the jaw, teeth flying in a spray of blood. Down he goes, defeated. Five out! Cheers from the family: "Keep going, Warwick!"Here comes Lad Six, matching obesity, sweat already beading on his forehead. Prediction: Warwick's bloodied, but unbowed. He'll turn that fat against him – victory for Davis!Bell! Lad Six lunges with surprising speed for his size, fist smashing into Warwick's cheek – bone cracks, swelling instant. Warwick reels, vision blurring, but counters with a groin kick that folds the kid. As he bends, Warwick climbs his back like a monkey, arm around the neck in a sleeper. The obese boy thrashes, fat quivering, slamming backwards into the mat – Warwick grunts in pain but holds on. Face turns blue, veins pop – surrender! Six defeated. Two more down, so the fatness escalates again. These next challengers are verging on morbidly obese, folks – waddling warriors at max fightin' fat!Lad Seven, a colossal thirteen-year-old, belly like a beach ball, thighs rubbing as he enters. Prediction: This one's a tank, but Warwick's clever. I predict a hard-fought win for our hero.
>>214610782honestly so cringe they still do this shiti can understand retards in the past falling for it but how can you have a 21st century educashon and still think some twink getting railed by half the clergy on the opposite side of the planet somehow cured your lame leg or whateverand of course 90% of these "miracles" come from mutted shitholes in south america or africa
me? No friends
>>214610825Indigenous Europeans had brown hair, blonde hair is asiatic
>>214610846grow up mate
>>214609548Why does this guy say brother like the "brother ewww" guyBrothaaah
Must suck being human
>>214610871you got no replies when you tried posting all this last night mate read the room you put in effort but no one cares, it's not funny, best to move on
mental how babies grow up to floss dance to skibi toilet ohio
>>214610873bit blasphemous this bruce
>>214610742he performed two confirmed miraclesthats why theyre making him a saintsome "old heads" in the church arent happy because the process usually takes decades but because he was "gen z" it was fast-tracked and he got sainthood within 10 years of his death
>>214610782problem leftypol?
>>214610884fyrom me to the moon
>>214610880If by "Europeans" you mean the brown southern farmers that Nordic Aryans conquered 5000 years ago sure.
>gen zHe was 15 and died in 2006.
>>214610871Ding! The morbidly obese lad advances slowly, but his swings are like sledgehammers. One glances Warwick's arm – bruise blooms purple. Warwick dances around, peppering jabs to the gut, sinking into flab. The kid roars, grabbing Warwick and lifting him high – slam! Back hits mat, wind knocked out. Family gasps: "Get up, Dad!" Warwick rolls away, springs up, and targets the eyes – fingers rake, drawing blood. The lad blinds, swinging wildly; Warwick trips him, mounts, and pummels the face to pulp. Bloody mess – he taps! Seven gone.Lad Eight, equally enormous, lumbers in. Prediction: Warwick's aching, but the family's fire keeps him going. He'll prevail, just.Bell rings! Lad Eight charges like a rhino, colliding with Warwick – they tumble in a heap of limbs and flab. The kid's weight pins him, fists hammering down – thud, thud! Warwick's ribs crack audibly, blood coughing up. He wriggles free, vision spotting, and delivers a knee to the temple. The obese teen staggers; Warwick follows with choke – but the neck's buried in fat! He squeezes harder, muscles burning. The lad gasps, face mottling purple, and finally slumps. Eight defeated! Another escalation – but wait, they're at max fatness now. No more bulking; it's peak pork from here on!Lad Nine enters, at that maximum fatness – a wobbling behemoth of a thirteen-year-old, still mobile but barely. Prediction: Warwick's battered, bruises everywhere, but his spirit's unbreakable. I reckon he scrapes through.Ding! The max-fat lad shuffles forward, arms swinging heavy. Warwick, limping slightly, feints and strikes the knee – buckle! But the kid catches his arm, twists – pop! Shoulder dislocates. Warwick screams, but adrenaline surges; he headbutts the chin, splitting skin. Blood mixes with sweat. The lad presses his bulk, smothering Warwick against the ropes – breath hot, weight crushing. Warwick's family yells: "Fight back, love! For us!"
>he performed two confirmed miracles
>>214610883It's a Leb thing
always wanted to cum on a catholic girl's cross necklace after she's done giving me a gobby
>>214610881might do
Asian pharmacist trying to fuck NileRed again >.<
oh no no no
>>214610949love when girls with big tits wear necklaces and they get caught in the cleavage
>>214610933>Nordic AryansThe Aryans were asiatic. Nordics are turbo mutts have you seen haaland
>confirmed miracles
>>214610978>>214610978>>214610978
be right back forum, I ran out of Pokeballs
>>214610966soviet union withdrawing from afghanistan in 1989
>>214610966donald trump removing his face plate to show the chinaman steering him around from a seat in his head
>>214610977Wrong. Haaland has likely Finnic admixture
>>214610939He slips low, uppercuts the groin – the boy howls, doubling. Warwick mounts, elbows crashing down – nose shatters, teeth scatter. Defeated! Nine down.Lad Ten, another max-fat monster, steps up. Prediction: Warwick's hurting bad, dislocated shoulder dangling. This could be close, but I'll back Davis to gut it out.Bell! Lad Ten barrels in, using his girth to corner Warwick. A massive fist connects with the ribs – crack! More fractures. Warwick spits blood, eyes fierce, and counters with rapid strikes to the throat. The kid chokes, fat jiggling, but retaliates with a headbutt that opens a gash on Warwick's forehead. Blood cascades! Warwick stumbles, but grabs the ears, yanks down – knee meets face, crunching bone. The lad topples like a felled tree, out cold. Ten gone! Family: "You're a legend, Dad!"Enter Lad Eleven, peak fatness, eyes determined. Prediction: Warwick's a mess – bloodied, broken – but he's got that warrior heart. Tough call, but I say he wins one more.Ding ding! The enormous teen advances, Warwick circling warily on wobbly legs. A wild swing misses, but the follow-up clips his jaw – teeth loosen. Warwick ducks under, hammers the kidneys – the kid grunts, urine staining his shorts from the impact. Brutal! He turns, engulfs Warwick in a clinch, squeezing like a vice – pops and cracks echo. Warwick's vision tunnels, but he bites the ear – chunk tears off, blood spurts! The lad releases, screaming; Warwick finishes with a choke, holding till limp. Eleven defeated.
