Melania edition
>>214613951This is the thread
>>214614078This is the next thread
this is now the thread
personally think this is the thread
quite the poo indeed
>>214615288jolly good show dear boy
we can recycle this
>>214618081nothing ever happens
AQHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
right well that was certainly an alarm wasn't it. no louder than the alarm I set for myself each morning
Just got an emergency alert on my phone. Is something interesting happening?
Didnt get the alert :(
>>214618486we're all being drafted into a war against iran (we're on the israel side)see you in boot camp la
>>214618849haven't been drafted then, well done!
The First Lady of the United States has posed nude for money
>>214618988:)
nth for the baddiedem
fuckin knacked. think i’m going to go for an hours kip.
In Prague airport de lads
this is the thread
>>214615228>>214615228>>214615228We're in here
i’m a snoozepilled napchad
>>214613951>Melania edition
>>214620309yes you are yes you are *pets and snuggles you*
All white Australian males deserve death and replacement
>>214613951she purty
do you guys actually use Tesco Mobile?
>>214621915As long as I get to be replaced by my yellowish offspring
watching some bloke testing camping stoves
>>214622178no
saw the video of that violent nigger ape killing that ukrainian woman
I did a march against antisemitism today
alri
need to renew my phone contract, is vodafone alright?
>>214622211why
>>214622194comfy
>>214622205He had mental elfs and is the real victim here
>>214622211yeah?
>>214622205sad. maybe unconscious bias isn't so bad
>>214622178No, I use O2. You on Verizon nig?
>>214622255sadly white women will still have sex with them
>>214622205not his fault he had mental heath is it
>>214622194Hope one explodes and through some kind of quantum magic the fragments shoot out through your screen and embed themselves in your face
>>214622278alri
>>214622233Because it’s a real risk in this country. Huge numbers of people hate Jews >>214622252
>>214622228no its awful
>>214622271Verizon is the only network that provides service to my rural shithole
>>214622277why
Why do I always fall for the maccies trapNow I feel like SHIT
>>214622285not nearly enough
>>214622252Yeah. Never said it was my photo did I?
was in brighton today there's loads of cormorants about which was nice
>>214622291oh really. which one are you on
>>214622305Because I hate you and I want you to suffer
laying out a maccies trap in front of rorke's gaff
>>214622331oh so you just decided to rename the filename to look as if it was taken on your phone
>>214622317I had it for breakfast. 2 hash browns, a double sausage and egg mcmuffin, and a large latte. Was a nice treat
>>214622285jews are probably one of the smallest minorities, not even half a million
>>214622319Hating peoples is never good m8
Employed Woman's a bit like Burt Reynolds. She's very reliable but she's got a moustache
>>214622339bet you saw a few shags with cocks too
who watches films 3 hours long that's too long to focus on one thing and basically the whole day gone
tired of livingscared of dying
>jew is already lying about taking the photo pottery
>>214622359why
>>214622366No? The organisers created a folder of photos of participants
umchickens...assemble!
>>214622371one on the left would get it
*grabs an umchicken and puts him on the chopping block*
>>214622410i had fish tacos at the new restaurant below the i360
>>214622371Remind meIn hanky code, does that mean "circumcised only"?
>>214622451um um um um
>>214622435<‘ • )( V ) u—u
Um!! xx
*drives a van straight through the umchicken enclosure at high speed*whoops aha I guess that's dinner sorted
>>214622435
>>214622482>>214622496UM X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmyxC31iVw&holy based
>>214622374used to work with a woman that would bring one if their fully loaded burgers into work for breakfast
huggy kissy
>>214622560Der Ewige Boomer Jude
ᵃʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ
derpina
>>214622560why have they got Britain, Israel, and Iran flags mixed together
How can normies complain about cost of living, house prices, how hard it is to find a job, but also say immigration is good and you're a racist if you disagree
>>214622371americans don't suffer
>>214622560why do they need to protest? they already run the government
>>214622423https://youtube.com/watch?v=GWsDmWE00Ac
Which one? Japanese or Korean?
>>214622605why do you keep posting this same frog
>>214622602I always wanted to shag her
I LOVE BOOBIES
>>214622614why the Pepsi product placement?
>>214622634he is an avatarfagging tranny janny
>>214622634I just like it, you know?
>>214622630What's the difference?
>>214620737I am a fa/tv/irgin, so mostly movie quizzes.
>>214622672fuck off yank spoiler your cretinous hogs in future
>>214620243ren might be the pengest baddiedem
why is heathermong obsessed with falmouth
>>214622630Think it'd be the left for me bossman
>>214622672is that brooke littlewhat the hell happened toher
>>214622614They demonstrably do
>>214622672luveley english rose
>>214622705sammythighs is an english rose
>>214622714cockmogs me!
>>214622560imagine how much of a stooge you'd have to be
Your mom is about to make your BBC addiction worse
My IQ is 76. Reckon that’s good because I’m only 30
>>214622754kys
>>214622724She's no longer little.
>>214622767There's no way
>>214622658UMMY WUMMY ~~
It was all real, all of it
>>214622767billions of people are thinking this right now
>>214622746
I'm still studying for my IQ test
Don Draper in Mad Men was born im 1926 so could still be alive right now but probably not but maybe.
>>214622560whyve they got the bloody iranian monarchy flag up lol
>>214622793Getting my ticket to see Ariana next year.
>>214622793fat bitch
While the world scrolls past images of bombed hospitals and starving children, doctors who’ve visited Gaza carry those images forever.They’ve held the babies whose parents are buried under rubble.They’ve watched children die for lack of antibiotics.They’ve seen women bring in their melted children in plastic bags.And then they come home to politicians debating whether it’s even real.This is not a debate.This is the greatest crime of the 21st century. Stand up. Speak out. Flood the streets. End the genocide in Gaza.
don't want to know what my IQ is
>>214622836mine is about 130
might get reddit flags just to filter all the awful reddit flag posters with their gay little personas
Anyone used this before? It's my first time
er
>>214622776The Great One
>>214622836I did a real one years ago and it was 108 kek. Probably below 100 now. Big mong me
130 IQ is the boundary where you go from midwit tier to seriously intelligent tier.
>>214622859go to a turkish barber
>>214622823Because they were a stooge of the USA. It’s a pro-status quo protest
>>214622813he kills himself at the end
>>214622870Don't use it on your bumhole or balls
>>214622832>This is the greatest crime of the 21st centuryits literally not even in the top 10
My IQ is 250(IQ meaning Immeasurable Queerness)
alova vera on the dick
having a steamy late night rendezvous with a box of bbq shapes
>>214622870and what exactly are you planning on using it for
Oh, hello there, folks! Bradley Walsh here, your host with the most, coming to you live from a safe spot on the sidelines. I've got me cuppa tea in one hand – nice and strong, two sugars – and a packet of Hobnobs in the other. Crunchy, they are, perfect for a bit of late-night entertainment. Now, settle in, because what we've got unfolding here in the dead of night on these quiet British streets is nothing short of a proper spectacle. It's like a twisted episode of The Chase, but instead of chasers, we've got waves of furious ten-year-olds with special needs, all hell-bent on tearing poor Warwick Davis limb from limb. And Warwick? He's just nipping home from the corner shop, bless him, with a carrier bag full of milk and a loaf, completely oblivious. No coppers in sight – they're none the wiser – and any passers-by? They're loving it, chucking in their two pence with shouts like "Get the midge!" and "Go on, mongs, get him!" because, let's face it, the lad's not everyone's cup of tea in the popularity stakes.Right, let's set the scene proper. It's pitch black out here with that nippy autumn chill in the air. Street lamps flickering orange, casting long shadows on the pavements. Warwick's strolling along, humming to himself – you know how he is, always chatty, that warm, cheeky voice of his from all them films. "Blimey, what a day," he's muttering, "Can't wait to get in and put the kettle on. Samantha's probably got the telly on, waiting for me." He's got his little legs pumping, carrier bag swinging, not a clue what's brewing.First wave hits like a thunderclap. Out from the alleys and behind the bins they come – a dozen or so kids, all about ten, eyes wild with rage. These aren't your average nippers; oh no, they've got that special needs edge. Some with autism-fueled focus, zeroing in like lasers. Others with Down's syndrome strength – proper retard strength, as they call it – heaving themselves forward with unnatural power for their size.
>>214622870Um!! xx
>>214622891I do need a trim actually
>>214622898why not? if i were to get hair removed thats the only place i'd want it
so is this um samefag gay or retarded or both
I suspect that my thinking capability is higher than average but it takes me longer to get there. Not sure how that would show on an IQ test. Most of the time I feel like a mong but I'm good at my tech job.
brexit means brexit
One lad's got cerebral palsy but legs like pistons, dragging himself along but swinging fists that could dent a car door. They're snarling, spitting, "Rip him! Tear the dwarf!" Warwick drops his bag in shock, milk carton bursting on the tarmac. "What the blooming heck is this?" he yelps, that familiar, plucky tone kicking in. "Kids? At this hour? Oi, you lot, pack it in! I'm just trying to get home!"But they're on him. The first one, a stocky boy with ADHD hyperactivity, launches like a rocket, grabbing Warwick's arm and yanking hard. Warwick twists away – he's nimble, our Warwick, from all them roles dodging goblins and whatnot – and shoves the lad back with a firm push. "Easy now, son! What's got into you?" But no dice; the kid's up again, stronger than he looks, claws raking at Warwick's jacket. Another girl, maybe with fetal alcohol syndrome, she's got that wiry, unpredictable energy, biting at his ankles. Warwick hops back, kicking out – not hard, mind, but enough to send her tumbling into a bush. "Sorry, love! Didn't mean that!" he's babbling, voice rising in panic. The wave presses in, fists flying, nails scratching. One beefy chap with intellectual disabilities hauls Warwick down by the collar, slamming him against a lamppost. Crack – that's his head bouncing off metal. Blood trickles, but Warwick's fighting back now, survival mode on. He grabs a loose brick from the pavement edge – resourceful, innit? – and swings it low, cracking knees. Kids howl, some dropping, but others pile on, ripping his shirt, gouging skin. Warwick's yelling, "Help! Someone! These kids are mad!" But the few dog-walkers nearby? They're doubled over laughing. "Get him, mongs! Squash the short-arse!"
man this leaf loser is fucking annoying
>>214622934>>214622990ai slop
iggy pop is 120 years old
>>214622983bro's got the slow and steady thinking build
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmyxC31iVwthis video is blowing up
>>214623002are you gay or retarded or both
Anyone who drinks gold top by the bottle is a sexy bastard in my book
>>214622983I had a proper IQ test from a psychologist, they use this method where you get like 5 different scores, speed being one of them. My slowness was dragging me down also.
>>214622605Iranian monarchy flag>>214622895The status quo is an Iranian dictatorship.
>>214613951
>>214623013Looks like he had a mastectomy.
>>214622960It's not good on sensitive areas. Get an epilator
Wave one down – Warwick's battered, breathing heavy, but he's scrambled over a low wall into someone's garden, dodging the last few stragglers. He's got scratches everywhere, shirt in tatters, but he's alive. "Blimey O'Reilly," he's gasping, "What was that about? Must be some prank gone wrong." Oh, Warwick, if only you knew. I'm munching another biscuit here – chocolate one this time – thinking, "This is better than telly!"Second wave rolls in as he peeks out, trying to leg it down the road. Bigger group now, twenty maybe, fresh from who-knows-where. These ones are varied: some with sensory processing disorders, screaming at the top of their lungs to disorient him, high-pitched wails echoing off houses. Others with muscular dystrophy, but they've got braces and crutches they're wielding like weapons. A couple with Asperger's, methodically circling to cut off escape. They're chanting, "Kill the midget! Rip him apart!" Warwick's eyes widen. "Not again! You little blighters, sod off!" He grabs a garden gnome – desperate times – and hurls it, clocking one kid square in the chest. Thud, down he goes. But they're swarming: one girl with epilepsy triggers under stress, but she's foaming mad, seizing Warwick's leg and biting deep. He screams – proper agony – and stomps down, hearing a crunch. "Forgive me!" he's pleading, but it's kill or be killed. He vaults a fence, but they pull him back, retard strength in full force. Fists pummel his ribs – crack, that's a break – blood spitting from his mouth. Warwick fights dirty now, gouging eyes, kneeing groins. Bodies pile up, kids whimpering, some out cold from his blows, others retreating with broken limbs. He staggers free, limping, one eye swelling shut. "I can't... I won't let you!" he's muttering through gritted teeth.
feeling gormlessgorm? nah don't have any sorry
>>214622983I did cognitive test the other day and got 4 out of 100 on processing speedthe mad thing is I did a proper IQ test when I was a child and got 99th percentile
>>214623033>gold topdoes that still exist? never tried it, was always jealous of people who got bottles with a big cream layer at the top
lunar eclipse lads
>>214623052wonder waht form of poo poos they do
RORKE BLOODY RORKE
>>214623098thanks
Third wave – oh, this is getting tasty! Thirty kids now, the numbers swelling like a mob. Night's deeper, fog rolling in, making it all shadowy and nightmarish. These have extras: one lad with Tourette's barking insults while swinging a stolen bike chain. Another with spina bifida in a wheelchair, ramming Warwick's shins full speed. Crash – down he goes again. "You maniacs! I'm Warwick Davis, for goodness' sake! I've got a family!" But they're tearing at him, nails like claws, teeth sinking in. Warwick's resourceful; he spots a skip nearby, climbs in, using rubbish bags as shields. He flings bottles, shards cutting kids' hands. One wave member, a boy with severe ADHD, climbs after him, retard strength letting him haul Warwick out by the hair. They tussle – Warwick chokes him out with a bin liner twist, the kid going limp. Horrific, but he's surviving. Pedestrians jeer: "Finish the dwarf, you spastics!" Warwick emerges, covered in filth, more kids down – some twitching, others still. He's weakening, though, ribs screaming, bites festering.
when is this emergency alert meant to endgetting on my nerves a bit now
>>214623096they do jersey milk in m&s
poo werewolf
>>214623107you're on almost 100% protein by competition time so they have very sticky, smelly, difficult poos that are a struggle to get out and sometimes break off and go back up inside
^_-
>>214623096Is Ask Jeeves broken?
I says that's not an emergency alert, that's my muddah
>>214623164the raped
bicep bldg
scranning some agent orange
scranning some detective pear
Fourth wave hits hard – forty screaming terrors. Moon's out now, illuminating the carnage: blood-smeared pavements, kids' bodies scattered like broken dolls. Warwick's cornered in an alley, no escape. "Please, stop this madness!" he's begging, voice hoarse but still that earnest Warwick charm. But no mercy. They charge: ones with behavioral disorders throwing rocks, others with physical impairments using canes as spears. Warwick grabs a drainpipe, climbs a bit – he's small, agile – kicking down at heads. Skulls crack, kids fall. But they pull him down, piling on. He's punching, biting back now, survival pure. "Take that, you rotters!" Rips and tears – his arm's gashed deep, bone showing. He bashes heads together, three at a time. Wave thins, but he's fading, vision blurring.Fifth and final wave – the big one, fifty or more, the last of 'em. Warwick's a mess: face pulped, clothes rags, hobbling on one leg. "I... I can do this," he's whispering, spotting a manhole cover. He pries it up – clever lad – and uses it as a shield, swinging like a discus. Kids fly, bones shattering. But they're overwhelming: retard strength everywhere, holding him down, ripping flesh. One sinks teeth into his throat – gurgle. Warwick thrashes, last gasps: "Tell my family... I tried..." They tear him apart, piece by bloody piece, until there's nothing left but a red smear on the cobbles.And that's it, folks! No more kids standing, but no Warwick neither. What a chase that was – brutal, eh? I'm finishing me tea here, last biscuit gone. Blimey, what a night. Over to you!
>>214623184i find if i post my question here some tedious cunt will go and find a screenshot for me and all i have to do is ignore their message about 'is [less obvious search engine] broken?'
listen to me don't listen to me talk to me don't talk to me dance with me don't dance with me no beep beep
Any Scottish Plain man in?
>>214623293is yandex broken
Um!! xxhello??
>>214622211>Oh i wonder who was behind the recent flag psyo....nvm
>>214623184>Is Ask Jeeves broken?don't remind me...
that kaitlyn katsaros is proper filth
>>214623372sorry dtfic killed the thread stone dead with that atrocious post
tits or gtfo
Should I watch Bender Like Beckham
>>214622285Good
>>214623406mindraped
>then they came for the JewsGood
>>214623372Toby >.<
>>214623442
Remember when that lad posted a pic of the shit he'd done in the toilet and his balls were in the photo?Proper top banter that
might rape rorke #RAPERORKE
jews are smart
>>214623161:)
get rorke rapeddrag him into the street and rape him
>>214623486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwUEb8Q-qAAtuneage
>>214623487dont like them
>>214623487not really went to school with many
maybe if you are so insecure and concerned about being bottom of the food chain youd learn how to make good postshate reactions is the lowest reward you can get, if you are going to cope with others not wanting "low hanging fruit" for 10 hours of your day per reply
da jooz
>>214623486seen this hashtag trending on the socials or the soshe meed if you will aha just my little abbreviation think nothing of it x
>>214623527alri north london lad
⊬⊑⟒ ⟟⋏⟒
getting the music listened to
rorke? yeah I raped him
need to see a pic of your ass without photoshop and show me your tits
How do I increase my thinking speed
Just cold extracted 600mg codeine and slugged it - in for a naughty night x
does dtfic intentionally try and make the thread shittier
https://voca.ro/1hZWN6A8kbd0
>>214623593no, I dont think you did. I think you have number dyslexia
>>214623548shh
raping rorke and making his smeggy bedroom even smeggier
>>214623588lol
where do i get a prozie from now without adultwork?
>>214623597hes mindraped you
Would somebody please think of the donkeys?2 pounds a month could make all the difference
rape donkeys
>>214623646walk up to any of your local gyppo encampments
for just 2 pounds a month you can help get rorke raped
>>214623554good taste lad big fan me
rorke got an involuntary boner
>>214623748you see where hanging flags everywhere leads, rorke?
rorke got 3 involuntarily boners
>>214623790nothing involuntary about it
:v :V :\/
>>214623807bloody love this town me
The Beatles are the best band ever
looked at hollow knight reddit and theyre having a meltdown over the game being too hard
what you lads done this weekend then
stockport gang loves their stockport
>>214623855more of a blossoms man myself
>>214623846whats your favourite part?i like bramhall park
im all shaky and sick
>>214623748a new pink floyd concert?
>>214623868made my bedroom less smelly and played tetris
>>214623902grow up
rorke and the umchickens headlining glastonbury with supporting act the asinine soliloquies
>>214623898the tapas bars and trendy pubs in heaton moor
started playing hollow knight and now I want to become a woman
>>214623874i'm from didsbury so i'm a bit of a imposter
>>214623937why do people keep talking about this game isn't it really old?
>>214623251
>>214623855The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
tapas? up north? what do they do mini pork pies lmao
mcrorke setting scotland the brave as his alarm
touch my tummy tummytouch my tummy tummy tummy tummy tummy tummy tummy
>>214623950you now understand the power of advertising bots
>>214623867The new one? Thinking about getting it myself, not sure how much it is thoughbeit
>>214623961
hollow rorke
>>214623868yesterday I drove out to Decathlon and purchased a pair of waterproof shoes so I can do my walks in the rainalso I did some exercise. That's about it.
my grey hairs have a different texture to my normal hairs
got the noodles boiling
>>214623961you want me to like The Monkees instead?
>>214623868made leah my gf in stardew valley
>>214624038scaruffi says the best rock record ever is trout mask replica so you can start with that
>>214624030got a waterproof coat and some waterproof troosers for your walks as well?
>>214623956wtf why did the media cut out this part>>214617422
>>214623855truth nuclear weapon, as the yanks say
>>214623868I moved some stuff to my new house and got incredibly drunk so have done fuck all today. Need to pack more stuff this evening to take over tomorrow but I can't be arsed really
>>214623961I don't know about sales etc, I just really like The Beatles's music and can relate to John Lennon.
>>214624065I've got a waterproof jacket but it's a softshell one so it does alright but isn't fully waterproof. It's enough for my purposes.I don't wear waterproof trousers, I just wear shorts. Don't really mind if my legs and shorts get wet with rain.
>>214624038like britpunk instead
>>214624007cheap as chips
in bed
in shed
>>214624108I'd rather shoot myself
heard silksong is good but stil haven't played the first game aha x
Benito Mussolini was the greatest socialist of the 20th Century
>>214624112
>>214624112airbags should've deployed
I'm dead
anyone here unironically like london?
>>214624104you just walk in teh city or what
>>214624152should buy the first one lad it's like 15 quid for what is universally accepted to be a masterpiece gamefifteen pounds.
that train stabbing is absurdly primitive and savage
>>214623610Umm, am I gonna die x
jus blow my shi smooth offf
Sir Benito Mussolini
rorke eating an extra juicy nectarine and getting the sweet juices all over himself
>>214624201is it not just another metroid clone
>>214624162rorke? are you there rorke?
>>214624162
>>214624194i don’t like anywhere where h*mans live
>absurdly primitive savagesadd it to the list
>>214624194I grew up here but I've hardly been outside it
>>214624249you can't say that
>>214624275>>214624275>>214624275
>>214624257foozbawl
>>214624248screm
>>214626164why is he flacciddis nigga gay or he got a small dick :skull:
>>214626574
