gay black men built britain edition
>>214615199They haven't renamed this or pork faggots in the shop yet
christ is king
2010 lads>Mass Effect 2>Bad Company 2 >Red Dead Redemption >Mafia 2>Black Ops>Minecraft>Gran Turismo 5Now that was a year
>>214615256actually mental how much of a loser you are
>>214550086Asked chatgpt to tell me about /brit/ and it just gave me the above post number
Christians are goycattle.
>>214615279>>Mass Effect 2replayed the mass effect trilogy earlier this year, its still really good imo
What was the last spainlad post under his trip
>>214615326the christian british empire was 20 times bigger than the pagan roman empire
>>214615256kek
Asylum center for 35-100 people has been approved in my home townEveryone up in arms and protesting all weekendCounter protestors were bussed in from out of town to defend the rights of nigger vermin to rape the locals because literally nobody from the town actually wants them Disgusting stuff desu the Labour MP for the area did a bunch of gaslighting and the council is playing ignorantLabour know they have no public mandate and will be ousted next election so are just speed running fucking up Wales with nigger vermin as fast as possible
janny are you okay are you okay janny
>>214615372Romans did it all on foot and wooden ships with no guns, telegraphs or railways.Not to mention the British Empire was essentially prototype ZOG while the Romans very nearly wiped out the eternal enemy.
>>214615403you must mean labor and new south wales
>>214615403
>>214615228>>214615228>>214615228
the new>>214613951>>214613951
>>214615444>>214615446uh oh melty
>>214615256wow
>>214615443is this a man or not?
>>214615497yeah
>>214615436
>>214615526right*continues stroking*
fucking sort it out janny
hanging out at the pokemon vending machines after school lets out
>>214615562>>214615563Um!! xx
>>214615586>>214615586>>214615586Real new
could you handle a 6'2" German bird lads?
brits sent women like this to Australia willingly just because they were criminals?
>>214615615>>214615615actual, factual new
>>2146156195'7 yardie cronem handled her last nite
> 5'7 yardie cronem handled her last nite
any cricket watching man in?
>>214615562spaino on his holibobs down unda
why do bongs love this song so much?https://youtu.be/Xu3FTEmN-eg
violence tek place last night
>>214615784black on black violence
>8 /brit/soh we doing this again are we
this is a 28 year old woman
>>214615619We'd have giant children
>>214615829gherkin veteran
>>214615829why do modern women age like milk now
nth for perthshire
heathermong desperate for everyone to use his thread something about this op gets him hot and bothered
>>214615827discord tiem is funnee time!!
>>214615920>>214615920>>214615920
shitting
>>214615905the raped
>>214615256the birth of tragedy is incomprehensible if you don't have a decent background in greek mythology
What races of women have you had sex with?
right well I can't be arsed with this thread splitting shite so im off to do something else x
Mousey is the kombucha of 4chan
>>214615901To be fair, you're also desperate for people to use your shitty threads. You're almost as annoying as him at this point.
>>214615975white and whatever the irish are
>>214615970maybe she does
had a dream last night that I got on my pc and typed /brit/ in the search on /int/ and the entire catty was just /brit/Somehow there were 456 /brit/s and each of them was at or near bump limit
>>214615996nobody is forcing you to use any of my egregiously early spam/troll threads and yet here you are
actual new>>214616050>>214616050>>214616050
/brit/ons gathered in their generals
>>214615958you like da discord time? funny boy? haha!
>>214615829This was a 28year old man
>>214616104the raped
>pay 1500 credit card bill>cashback of Rs 2fuming
>>214616117Wouldn't be too bad without the beard and hairwould still look older than 28 today but are george smoked about a thousand fags a day
Ahead of the 2023 test, domestic abuse charities warned that the alert system could potentially endanger victims by alerting an abuser to the existence of a secret phone.The National Centre for Domestic Violence advised people with concealed devices to make sure they were turned off for the duration of the test.The government has stressed that emergency alerts should remain switched on, but has published a guide, external for domestic abuse victims on how to opt out.
>>214616117he is gorgeous and beautiful <3
>>214616190Probably doesn't look very good these days.
why do they think the law doesn't apply to them?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn94j-dbuqA
lost my nambla card
>>214616165sad but lovely
reminder the janitors allow this because they hate you
>>214616219should be executed
We are in here >>214616239>>214616239>>214616239
>>214616218he is more beautiful than ever now
dinner: complete
>lost my nambla card
>>214616165>smoked about a thousand fags a dayTried to stop the homosexual menace
>>214616219should be sat on my cock and absolutely draining my life force
nth for the baddiedem
All in here>>214616276>>214616276>>214616276
got to peruse the supermarket with all the inevitable biomass clogging up the aisles
>>214616280lol why bread
um
Whys he having an autistic melty?
>>214616336im having deep conversations in about five of those
>>214616329bizarre JF question
>>214616337could be any number of freaks have a melty.top suspects:heathermongleaf posterspainomousey
>>214616346Pondering the size of the fat bastard who scranned this
get the new made
>>214616337:D
>>214616219>She made a stupid mistake>It's not her fault, it's her so called friends got her mixed up in this>She's only 23 and she's never done nothing to no-one>Please give generouslylol fuck off. enjoy your 15 years in a dubai jail
>>214616451>>214616451
>>214616387bread is meant to be a filler carbthe meal is already very carb heavy and imbalanced without the breadit's a hilarious addition peeking out there from beneath the beans
>>214616406once ate 9 slices of toast and 2 tins of beans, spent the next 2 days on the shitter
>>214616470finally the new
alright my work here is done
>>214615868They age better than they ever have. We have more access to nutrients than any other people throughout history. This lady is 32 in this image (1936). That blonde lady is just an outlier.
>>214616488>beneath the beanstitle of my tell-all autobiography
>>214616488slice of bread with every dinner is peak british culture
all these /brit/s are pretty good but we really need the variantsyour /brig/s, your /brot/s, your /bert/s and so on
can i get a /bant/
>>214616542as a long serving /birt/ poster i've retired my gimmick
>>214616329Bro doesnt double carb
>>214616531oh yes I knowand the maintenance of that custom with the simultaneous all but ceasing of physical labor has resulted in some very startling appearanceshasn't it?
>>214616515food is less nutritious than ever mate >study found important nutrients in some garden crops are up to 38% lower than there were at the middle of the 20th Century. On average, across the 43 vegetables analysed, calcium content declined 16%, iron by 15% and phosphorus by 9%. The vitamins riboflavin and ascorbic acid both dropped significantly, while there were slight declines in protein levels. Similar decreases have been observed in the nutrients present in wheat.
>kosher saltLmaooo imagine needing a rabbi's blessing to season your foodAmericans really do this
Miss my ex, lads
>>214616666do they?
americans take entirely normal bog standard salt then call it kosher salt for some reason
GET IN THE NEW>>214616696>>214616696>>214616696
>>214616691I like the way he looks
>>214616622shan't be accepting any critique of national health from an american
mental health site having a whinge about the government phone alert that's happening in a bit, they say it affects their mental health
>>214616622Bet you're no better are you Cody
my mental health is affected by the mass wave of invaders on our shores
remember when the catalog was only /brit/
having a few days off from vidya. need a break innit
>>214616637What you just posted is about garden crops. And we still have easy access to weird ass food like bananas, pineapples, mangos and shit that we'd never have such easy access to a hundred years ago or any time in human history prior to that. Think about refrigeration, the electricity necessary for that, how difficult it was to move from one place to another back in the day. The more I think about how stupid your claim is the less I want to keep typing a reply.
people spend their days sitting inside earning money so they can pay for a gym membership and spend their free time doing physical laborI don't like this it seems like a scam
just told the missus i want to be a gay porn manshe rolled her eyes and walked off
Any new threads then xx
>>214616811the bulk of people's diet is garden crops
>>214616805when heathermong had that melty a few days ago and spammed the pear image, aha good times
>>214616811don't talk about my mangos like that
Craving food
>>214616858Alri de 1902 lad xx
>>214616779not reallyI am struggling to eat enough on a daily basisI am withering :(
>>214616854We're in the 130s so far mate, still a bit to go yet
>>214616905Stupid cunt
>>214616753america and britain share many customs and the constant eating of bread and sweets is one of themso looking at it as an us vs them situation is pointless and silly
>>214616858You're talking right out your ass now, fucking Google shit before you say it you stupid cunt. If this conversation were in person you'd have lost your teeth by now.
why are black people so impulsively violent?
>>214616893What's for tea tonight Might be fish for me
>>214616924you ok?
my bum is out
what the niggering fuck is going on
>>214616987what's wrong with their ears?
>>214617017>>214617017>>214617017THIS IS THE THREADMIGRATE
43 minutes until our phones all explode lads x
>>214617015nothing
>>214617030uh what?
>>214617029you're gonna get us geo-blocked for spamming mateoh wait I just remembered that jannies don't moderate on /int/ when it mattersin that case go ahead
Janny, you fucking cretin. Listen up.Get the extra fucking thread fucking tidied up, I'm done asking nicely. You fucking prick.Do your fucking job.
It's thundering lads
=D
>>214617047https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4g2xp30lg2tbig massive explosion x
>>214616927i accept your concession
>>214617064Pondering the specimen who gets annoyed because there are multiple brit threads
>posting pakis in key guvment positions is not ok>posting niggerfaggots is okAnother job well done, jannies
fourteen threads? fourteen
>>214616987Tried watching this, got to episode 3. it's a tad boring, where's the killing? The drama? the violence? The suspense? The murder?
C:\>keir.exe is running...
>>214617104there's none, you watch it for the sexo elf
janman providing the service he's paid for
>>214617127How the hell is it so popular then? I feel like zoomer attention spans would never tolerate such a series
Will be setting aside money in my will to have a local park bench dedicated to all the lads on /brit/
>>214617151zesty lil nigga
dimpled coborpiddle combormy odd clipordid comply
>>214617155elves are very popular
what are some cool sliders for a proud national socialist to wear around the house and in the garden?
He has spoken
There's nothing gayer than dumb rightoids who blame everything on Fabians and think Labour are secret ideological communists. Why didn't toryboys do anything for 14 years?They are just servants of jewish plutocracy. Plain and simple. Capitalism and communism are used and discarded at will by ZOG.
The global human population should stay between 50million and 1 billion all of whom should be white with the exception of the Japanese The rest of the world should be given back to nature
>>214616955Whatever they give me at the wedding
>>214617216>>214617227
>>214617229oh a wedding that's nice what kind of food do you think they'll be serving
I'm an island boy
10. 4. 19. 210. 62. 901. 15.
>>214617202get this fat cunt drone struck
>>214617257she was a continent girlcan I make it more obvious?
>>214617216Do right wing chuds like the tories I certainly don't
>>214617255The usual meats and cheese. If there is anything special on the menu I don't really know. I'll soon find out.
>>214617227Completely agreed. Honestly the Japanese should be given the Kurils and Sakhalin as well. They deserve it for WW2 and they're not at all part of the European homeland.
You guys looking forward to the phone alert at 3pm?
>>214617314>>214617314>>214617314NEW
>>214617301hope it's a nice time
>>214617307i was not selected for the phone alert :(
>>214617326finally a fucking new
>>214617307Lad I'm pumped for it. I've got the cans open, pre-drinking, gonna be setting off fireworks outside, I'm fucking PUMPED man, ready for the big moment!!!!
>>214617327Thanks:)
Does this janny even work Sundays?
>>214617307bet it'll be shite
got two phones me i reckon they both go off at 3pm
>>214617292They did until 2022, no matter how much they cope. They were fully on the Based BoJo AngloFuturism Singapore-on-Thames train until they went outside and saw Africans.
>>214617202What's the story behind this lad?
get a load of johnny two-phones over there
Janny just straight up let's us spam new threads btw
Might start taking HRT
>>214617427May as well get heathermong on the job again filling the catalogue with pear threads
>>214617368are you a drug dealer
This website has declined in recent years
>>214617463Has it mate? Really? *walks off before you respond*
Get them raised
Very observant! The sacred and the propane
>>214617202>The Rizzler was born in 2016
>>214617483on every street in every town in every county of this fair and ancient land
>>214617483Yeah we know niggas are out again
>>214617463
>>214617386He's the Rizzler. He goes about rizzling people
>will never shoot smack with amy winehouse and have opiate sex with her
get the pure satire posted
>>214617483why are ninjas raising the welsh flag?
so it's the tube drivers, who get paid £40 an hour, who are striking?
Play Monster Hunter
>>214617522need absolutely need this in every piece of public transport in the entire world
How do I buy Viagra? Can you buy it in pharmacies or what
>>214617522me on the left
>>214617574trip on
>>214617461no but it is a work phone
I think I managed to solve that whole issue with youtube where you can no longer scroll down while in fullsceen. If you use firefox or any other browser where ublock is not castrated use this filter:www.youtube.com##ytd-watch-flexy[fullscreen] #single-column-container.ytd-watch-flexy, ytd-watch-flexy[fullscreen] #columns.ytd-watch-flexy { display: flex !important; }www.youtube.com##ytd-app[fullscreen] { overflow: auto !important; }www.youtube.com##ytd-app[scrolling] { position:absolute !important !important; top:0 !important; left:0 !important; right:calc((var(--ytd-app-fullerscreen-scrollbar-width) + 1px)*-1) !important; bottom:0 !important; overflow-x:auto !important; }
Need the British working class replaced Disgusting people
>>214617607sus
>>214616280peng
poofs
Have you fags ever won anything on those giveaway websites like BOTB or Dream Car Giveaway?
Why would anyone want to "integrate" with a load of dumb biomass Why don't they go back to their own countries where they can do all their biomass nonsense to their hearts content
>>214617611this is c++ code that steals your internet cookies
Kek
Think the swedes are now spamming news
>>214617716>phoneposters
>>214617696>Why don't they go back to their own countries where they can do all their biomass nonsense to their hearts contentbecause they can do that here, just better
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/roUq1MTk2c0Rorke's da
was supposed to clean the flat todayjust been farting and wanking and drinking since i emerged from my incel pit
Toil tomorrow
>>214617724me and the boys at the round fleshlight. call that a Cumalot
>>214617746I ate 8 Greggs sausage rolls yesterday and I have been hotboxing myself since 6 this morning.
>>214617777yeah?
>>214617758ask not for whom the bell tolls
>>214617730>wank4
love knows no colour
>>214617775CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>214617773jej
In the style of Bradley WalshIn British EnglishDescribe Warwick Davis fighting off and trying to evade wave after wave of angry ten year olds with special needsThey are armed with pencils and believe that there is chocolate inside Warwick that they can get, they are highly motivated to open him upIt is night timeWarwick is going home from the shops and has no idea that this is about to happen Be vivid and descriptiveI intend to share this with other people for their amusement
We should be helping our own shouts the rorkeBut when we do help our own we call them scroungers and such
>>214615256she's done you mate
>>214617775Alright fatlad?8 sausage rolls is another level of greed though good god
>>214617794hahasaved
>>214617775any sauce on them or what?
>>214617813Leftypol at the open-mic night with his poetry
>Oh, blimey, what a palaver we've got here! Picture this, folks—it's a proper murky night in some quiet suburban street, the kind where the streetlamps are flickering like they've had one too many pints down the local. Warwick Davis, bless him, he's just nipped out to the shops for a cheeky bit of late-night shopping. Got his carrier bags swinging—maybe a loaf of bread, a packet of biscuits, nothing fancy. He's whistling a little tune to himself, minding his own business, completely oblivious to the absolute chaos that's about to kick off. "Lovely evening," he thinks, "time for a cuppa and a kip."
>>214617794wonder did she get her insides rearranged by his soul pole later
as a lefty we need immigrants to continue on the country, it's billionaires who are the problemwhy do we need immigrants?we need immigrants to make sure the jobs are done, otherwise these companies will have no workers and the owners will lose moneywhat do you mean i'm on the side of the billionaires? i'm a lefty?
>>214617844Fuck no. Soggy as fuck 4pack ones.
>>214615256Women always always always its women
>But oh no, hold onto your hats! Out of the shadows, like a swarm of pint-sized pirates on a sugar rush, comes the first wave of these ten-year-old terrors. Now, these kids, they've got special needs, but let me tell you, they're as determined as a fox in a henhouse. Armed to the teeth with sharpened pencils—proper HB ones, glinting under the moonlight—they're convinced, absolutely blooming convinced, that Warwick's got a secret stash of chocolate hidden inside him. "Get the choccy!" one of 'em shrieks, eyes wide as saucers, and they're off like a shot, charging at him with all the fury of a playground scrap gone nuclear.
>>214617878We need them because its the right thing to do rorke. Get them housed get the wanked. The poor wee lambs
>>214617877he got that s curve no doubt
>Warwick's eyes bulge—wham! The first little rascal lunges with his pencil, jabbing like he's trying to pop a balloon. "Oi, what's all this then?" Warwick yelps, dodging sideways with the agility of a leprechaun on roller skates. He swings his shopping bag like a makeshift shield, clonking one on the bonce—thwack!—and sends a pencil flying into the bushes. But they're relentless, these lot; another wave piles in from behind a parked car, pencils waving like tiny spears in the dark. "Chocolate! We smell it!" they howl, clambering over each other, their little faces twisted in manic glee.
15 minutes until the mind control siren begins to shriek :)
for me its reggae reggae sauce on the humble sausage rolla daring fusion
atened two bags of morrison's bakery cookies
>>214617877I thought it was 2 women
>>214617775>>214617746ate too much last night and feel like shite this morning
>>214617933>"Oi, what's all this then?" Warwick yelps, dodging sideways with the agility of a leprechaun on roller skates
>>214617947how are you lot enjoying the last few moments before your brains are permanently enslaved by the NWO? personally im wanking
quite like this AI slop but I hate that I like it. makes life feel pointless when you can't be as witty as a robot these days
>>214617978i’m immune to jewish tricks mate. i’ll be fine.
>>214617877her insides got rearranged by somethinghttps://www.wbtv.com/2025/09/05/light-rail-stabbing-graphic-video-shows-moments-before-after-woman-killed-charlotte/
>>214617964Refuse to believe you ate all thjat
bet the katies are showering
>>214617956Good looking 'berg that is
11 MINUTES until your phone sounds off the TEST ALARM, do NOT PANIC
Reddit is a fucking nightmare to use Dunno why cunts bother
>>214617978Same x Our bodies will be preserved like the Mount Vesuvius victims at Pompeii, dicks in hand
>>214617964>208g proteinyou are eating this after a heavy session of lifting right anon?right?
>>214617956over 2,300 calories down the hatch. it lush
>>214617986it’s a blessing in disguise. the internet will become so saturated with ai slop and generated content that it will become soulless and unusable, and face to face interaction will once again be king. reversing all the social ills the digital age has caused us.
>>214615181Banger alerthttps://youtu.be/3BrzwhbNk0k
Oh great another day of talking about immigration what a treat
>>214618013If I don't get the alert I'll be asking the government for a tax refund
>>214618013not my problem
>>214618030wtf it's not that many shut up
>>214617949How about Reggie sauce Toby >.<
>>214618052they're approx 300 kcal per cookie
just remembered dr phil
>>214618051Imagine there's a terrorist attack or a natural disaster and you end up dying because you turned off alerts. Would be funny wouldn't it.
i could post the dreaded n-word…
>>214618069don't care going for a run today aren't I
>>214618081Surely everyone elses' phones would go off then
So armani really is dead? I thought it was a dream
>>214618086
>>214618102no you're not. stop lying
>>214618109You're not around other people very often are you though mate
>>214618086......do NOT, mate. We all have a bit of a laugh here, but at the end of the day, there are certain lines you do NOT cross.
>>214618008can you imagine how your family would react if they found out what you do with your free time? the embarrassment on their faces, the sheer disgust?
>>214618129am soseethe on
>>214618130Right well I'm ringing your mum up to take away your computer privileges because you can't just do me like that
>>214618130I'm sure his good neighbours would rush to tell him
>>214618086*flicks your injured finger so you don't*
>>214614562>>214614562>>214614562New
>>214618130Blasted that nerd into outer space
>>214613951>>214613951>>214613951non-early, non-schizo new
>>214618232>non-early posted at 308erm
Got my phone on my desk, I am pumped lads, I am ready, let's fucking go lads
PICK A THREAD YOU USELESS CUNTS
>>214618310>>214618310>>214618310Actually non early new
*leaves /birt/ for 30 minutes until it sorts itself out*
