British inventions edition
this must be the thread
nth for the gyaldem
is this the thread?
Just copped a pair of these for the autumn/winter.
>>214615467very nice
NHS moves so slow, wouldn't be suprised if seeing a family member trudge through this snail of a healthcare system inspires people to join
>>214615467grim grim GRIM
remember to turn off the emergency alerts on your phone before 3pm today
>>214615625I'm keen for the alert, I'll be watching F1 at, another dogshit race to be expected. Thr elert will spice things up
using this one
where is everyone?
>>214615792Thread splitting
>>214615587And what will you be wearing for the coming colder weather?
>>214615592so uh, is this what the incels are wanking to these days then?
Athletic world championships next week lads
>>214615937I only wank to cuckold porn but where I'm cucking the other guymy girlfriend married someone else, you see
>>214615995
>>214615984shame we don't have an athletic culture
>>214616059>isaac rat pfpSmarmy scouse cunt
in search of unfamiliar sounds
Glad we didn't buy that rat
el new as the Spanish say >>214616239>>214616239>>214616239
cba opening the tin of salmon now that ive read it has skin and bones
>>214615228When the inventor is Scottish the English be like: "wow! What a great BRITISH inventor!"When the inventor is English: "ENGLISH!!! ENGLISH!!! ENGLAND NUMBER ONE!!! ENGLAND REIGNS SUPREME!!! I SPIT ON THE WELCH, IRISH, AND ESPECIALLY SCOTTISH!!"
>>214616412hailey welch hawk tuah
>>214615984Athletes are inexperienced with no social skills with overbearing parents.Or turbo slagsOne or the other
>>214616412Lowborn Scots are English
>>214616383>tin of salmonIs that a thing
>>214616412well said
Governance idea: invite the worst scum in the world to live in safe, homogenous societies and see what happens
>>214616247wtf is this real
>>214616580https://youtu.be/R4RR52ox21Yh
>>214616556yeah 2 quid
>>214616556Nasty cheap salmon with bits of skin left on and soft bits of bone. Absolutely revolting.
>>214616580>>214616690https://youtu.be/GF23qKv8U1g
>>214616412and what are you going to do about it?that's right, you're going to piss and shit yourself
Threads are split, other one has more posters.
AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
AAAAAAAAAH IM BEING RAPED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
phone just made a weird noise
AHHHHY LADS METEOR JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
PANIC
why is there 3 fucking threads you mongs
They are preparing for a warSomething like thatNormal countries don’t do this
Sir Phone Alerter
HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ
>>214616690graham norton beaming the loudest fucking noise ever recorded in human history to my phone to prevent me from clicking this link
I'll just check to see what that was all about then... oh fuck my phones broken
I literally just started gooning. I thought it was the end for me :(
that shit me up i was quietly reading a book
>>214618469I think the yanks have it for tornadoes and hurricanes
that could have caused car accidents and heart attacks
still feeling a little shaky and queasy from that loud blaring noise lads :(could do with a cuddle
Just got disturbed by the government in the middle of the best wank ever. Might claim compensation
1984 here go
>>214618509But we don’t get tornadoes or hurricanes the only reason we would have this would be for nukes
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4NpExD0mMS0
>>214618540what a gay mobile interfacegay phone for a gay bender
What if you panic and hit "ok" to get rid of the alert noise before getting a chance to read the instructions?
oh em gee the gubbermint literally just raped my phone. muh privacy 1984 orwellian!!!!
how do i disable emergency alerts?
wtf leftypol?
Are we having a revolution or what then lads
>>214618539Ok but did you provide your ID to have that wank? Might end up in more trouble. I'd just keep quiet desu
got serious fatigue from you know whats
i didn't get an alert :(thanks sir kier starmer i would be dead now if it was a real emergency
>>214618540Didnt they do one of these before? In 2020
might peruse the daily mail to read a bunch of seething boomers wailing about the snowflake generation needing gov alerts for windy weather or something
Farage will stop the alerts and also ban international breaks
Reminder that if you didn't turn off emergency alerts then your phone info has been transferred
https://prepare.campaign.gov.uk/coping-with-trauma/for those of us still settling down from that government-mandated heart attack
What's farages stance on brutally opressing women
that is so fucking gayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLua6a6tLOo
that was terrifying
My alert is still going how do I turn it off
>>214618688yeah? off the grid are you? clicked a button did you?
>>214618611No because it was to my own thoughts and fantasies but I’ve just realised that’s worse
>>214618567What's the point? Not much you can do if we're getting nuked, people will panic and run around like headless chickens and then get vaporised
The protogfhttps://youtu.be/CF74MReUr2M
gigapozzed clownworldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0VBD_NMbvc
>>214618570Gay how?
Niggers for tea
Bit illegal these days
glinner is a hero
I’m making a full English and woke can’t do anything to stop me
Just got another one. What’s going on?
rip purple aki <3squeezing satan's biceps in hell <3
hellos
>>214618893actually no it's not. remember, they let a labour politician outright demand that a riotous mob of muslims go and "cut the throats of every last one of them" in reference to white people and he wasn't given even a minute of prison time.
>>214619080Why do black people die so early?
I tried debating my parents over migration. They agreed it's too high but they keep thinking it's because the government doesn't have control. They think Reform will solve the problem. I told them that the government is not incompetent but malicious, and they just don't see it. I told them Reform won't fix anything.Boomers just don't get it. They don't get the direction of demography. They cannot understand the government is actively hostile to Whites.
>>214619080It's too hot to lift in hell
supping a decaf coffee and baileys
>>214619793Did you make your boyfriend one too?
The Elephant Man
>>214619950my gf (feline) is not allowed caffeine nor alcohol
the new, the old new, as it were
>>214620135I do
got my NFL bets placed
>>214620233the commanders are going to mandingo deep dick the giants thinking of what spread to bet on it desu
careful rorke
>>214620233Saw some lineback suarethh a quaterback
Review Product - Tesco microwave mushroom riceLacking in taste and underwhelming. When compared to Tilda microwave mushroom rice the difference is night and day. 4/10 would not buy again.
>>214620388why do you defend the belgian paedophile?
>>214620388You should have made a Youtube vid
rape her? I hardly know her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4eNNd03-AMkino?
>>214620388mad how you used to call yourself tilde on britfeel innit
CRASH!
Lads what do you think of these posts I've been drafting?
what the fuck is thiswhat is this green avacado ice cream shitwhy is it so low energywhat are they doing
hi lads, this fucking mug thinks he's in the brit writers roomhave you seen the state of the shit he's coming up with haha fuuuucking hell
>>214620291few cheeky player props for me, downs 40+ receiving yards + elic ayomanor 20+ receiving yards + bijan robinson any time touch down 4/1 stuck 20 quid on it
>>214620581Macha is some gay Asian things being touted as a caffeine replacement
Bit chilly. Just had to put a zipper on
>>214620581it's matcha and they're getting shitted on
rorke off his rocker
>>214620584shit sorry this wasn't meant to be posted here
>>214620581it’s green tea mate
black people? not for me
>>214620581wanker headquarters
>>214620581dancing whilst holding your phone in your hand looks stupid
100 filthy false asylum seeking niggers coming to a small town near you because the left wing hates you and wants you dead for being native British
rorke running up stairs on all foursleftypol kissing his dad on the lips
>>214620584>>214620603*leaves fork out for the binmen* is pure genius
>>214620499BANG!
so this is björk
>>214620627you posting about it on 4chan and doing nothing
rorke crabwalking into morrisons
>>214620352Reminds me of many a /brit/ poster
>>214620581These crackas are wildin cuh
>>214620599this is bait surely
Drinking some tea team
they dont understand the things i post on /brit/
rorke doing his weekly shop at londis
>>214620668*rubs matcha powder into your eyeballs *
>>214620644There is nothing you can do about itThe government admits they have no democratic mandate to do itThe local council admits they don't have the support of the peopleThey both just say accept it, do your partCan't do anything till next election but eventually we will vote to execute the traitors who sold us out
On the sporcle quizzes de lads
weird smell coming from the washing machine
>>214620674why do you defend the belgian paedophile?
>>214620674Should try rhubarb leaf tea
the jasmine green tea flavor from afters is the best ice cream I've ever had anywhereand I WILL be getting another venti matcha frappuccino exactly one week from now
>>214620708ooh which quizzes i like the geography ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH4vU-oe6IIGood shagging tune
>>214616412Reminder
how do i know if im getting off my nut or in the early stages of schizophrenia? real actual specific signs not vague shite
>>214620581gayest shit I've ever seen in my life
;D
>>214620739>tfw just became englisha dark day
>>214620702that's a shame
pi ebb bldg
>>214620738Unz Unz Unz
I am a Nationalist Socialist and Third Positionist.
>>214620581Leftypol going to dubai to drink matcha while complaining about gammons and thick lower class people
>>214620823Close, but not quite right! You are an attention seeking adult virgin
>>214620823So you're a traitor to your country
>>214620852dunelm
>thick lower class peoplecorr
Rain has cleared up a bit here team
>>214620864Um!! xx
>>214620864Tonights wank sorted
I have to get two scoops of matcha in my frappuccino instead of four because otherwise it's too much caffeine for me
Going to get on full rate PIP for autism and fibromyalgia Get a free gaff, motor and 24k a year in benefits
>>214620855How so? Those who destroyed NS Germany are now destroying us.
>>214620888why do you defend the belgian paedophile?
>>214620909:/
watched "the theory of everything" last night, quite good, gets a little boring
>>214620909Don't forget free housing x
>>214620581This isn't a "rave". This is a cringefest.Raves are high energy and cool.
>>214620930Why do you?
respect to the man in the ice cream van
another day of wanting to die
just going for a piss.@Employed Woman you wanna hold my knob for me or what?
>>214620823You mocked the rape of NS women by Soviet troops.
Wanka!!!!
>>214620981i dont bizarre outburst
>>214620971that’s what a gaff is you outcast bastard
>>214620974yeah too loud bad music and flashing lights and smelly rude people, very "cool"
Russian soldier helps get kot out of tree
>coollmao alri fonzie
>>214621037Based. This will rile up the pseudonormies.
Well if it isn't the bitch in the red dress
I'm sick to death of my lower class neighbours at my newly purchased first home. Single mum that works part time and her teenage daughter.All they do is scream at eachother and only communicate through yelling.Get them replaced with a nice Indian family with strong family values and work ethic
are zoomettes more racist than we give them credit for?
>>214621079i'll get the mum shagged for you lad. might calm her down
>>214621082No.
>fonzieliteral fossils posting itt
>>214621025Souf cunt is a whole another language to a norfman like me
Albert Wesker is still alive!! (clone)
for me it's sitting in the car under the shady trees with daddy sipping my matcha frappuccino listening to the byrds and playing gin rummy while waiting for the laundry to finish
>>214621099Do you like fat grim lower class women who consider salt on their oven chips to be fancy
>>214621122i’m scottish so neither “souf” or “norf” you english freak
Had a babybel and banana and now having some pepsi max
and then I drive to the beach and we lie on the warm sand
>>214621180why do you defend the belgian paedophile?
>>214621152Gaelic ghoul, go back to your own country
>>214621144i'll be her Pygmalion
>>214621197reminds him of his family
have loads of mad ramen in my cupboard from going to the chinky chinaman shop
>>214621212>go back to your own country I’m in it
>>214621120Okay
>>214621180i've got a bel and a banana you can chew on
>>214621180you go girl x >>214621197you will NOT fucking SLANDER HER you BIGOT
Are people from Yorkshire actually genetically Norse to some extent? Never been there but my family are all from there, if I was shown a picture of my mum without knowing her and asked to guess where she’s from I probably would say Germany, Sweden or a neighbouring country.
my house mates always said its weird to drink mate but then they tried it and now always drink ityou brits don't know what you're missing
>>214621215like chinese food itself, the idea of instant noodles is always better than the noodles itself
>>214621230To Ireland, ghoul
oooooo im a retard baby so why don’t you kill me
mac and cheese and meatballs for dinnoid
>>214621264san lorenzo mentioned
>>214621121the grey leg face manhe's got legs and another leg on his face
>>214621264i'd give it a go but it looks a faff to make. gotta have all the tools and shit just to make a drink
>>214621258it's not slander >>214619587
Meh idk what to do. Might just watch seaside mark uploads
expected a gary eats video today reacting to the retirement of rate my takeway but he must be busy bumming his camera manas always, lets give it a go
>>214621259Not really no. The Norse were a small number of settlers 1,200 years ago. Any “pure” Scandinavians would have settled into the wider population by now. Looked it up and apparently on average only 10% of Yorkshire DNA is Norse
Michael Gove and Mogg to Reform. OMG!! Yes!
>>214621343why do you defend the belgian paedophile?
>>214621343come round mine babes x
>>214621277i’ll just change my gaelic surname to something like smith or robertson and blend in like a jew
>>214619176that was decided by a jury though-albeit
strapping a paper bag of agitated wasps to my bollocks
>>214621358The cattle will vote for them in 2029 and get another 500k browns. I despair.
My garmin dies from 100% within an hour Fucking hate my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMs8GUYZtYImight do this walk one daywouldnt wild camp of course as that is ILLEGAL in england and wales
Anybody else not get the alert?
Would you do this to your dick if your gfoid says she likes it better cut?https://i.4cdn.org/b/1757256607475601.jpg
>>214621412how did you give them all microscopes to find them?
the LADS
>>214621454simultaneously grim and hopeful image
>>214621421damn thats crazy mine lasts like 2 weeks
Asked my mum for some Calvin Klein underwear for my birthday and instead she brought Next underwear which are probably a size too small
>>214621454imagine blowing them all to smithereens with a pipe bomb
My old buddy Jack. I can always count on him when everyone else lets me down.
>>214621454Fucking state of these scruffs
>>214621454lol
my local gang weed chapter is teaming up with reform
>>214621490fucking state of you
Got years of smegma built up under my foreskin cause of phimosisnow that I can pull it back it smells like a fishmongersThank God I'm a virgin otherwise I'd embarrass myself
so reforms just the tory party is it?well, that's that then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYYLkoWCiqI
>>214621538You should spread it on some crackers
Had to get the token ethnics inBosh
General Andrey Vlasov. A great man. A hero.
>>214621550this shit is boring bring back the pure satire
I am sorry I could not save her...
Sir General Andrey Vlasov
>>214621585She died?
>>214621385Commiemong will find you and do the needful
>>214621577this shit is boring bring back the pure satire
>>214621570Nice to see Rodney made an appearance
>>214621585Boggles the mind how anyone can read about that story and not agree with WLP.
>Just copped a pair of these for the autumn/winter.
>>214621603this shit is boring bring back the pure satire
>>214621615he heard good things about the Reform party
>>21462150028 fucking quid for a bottle of JD in waitrose, tesco has wild turkey on offer for 25 it's a no brainer
alri lads
Could never be a Communist because I actually quite like pretty architecture and don't want to see it blown up and replaced with an ugly brutalist monstrosity
>>214621570Cunt to the right of the black guy will be PM in 30 years time can already tell. He’s got the bent posh boy look
what snacks should i get from 'esco to watch the football later?
rebel ryder wank on the cards
>>214621640none of those gimps will ever hold power
>>214621676those salt and vinegar doritos are pengalicious
>>214621636genuinely saw this man when I was about 5 years oldweird
>>214621677Just looked her up and she has one of those smiles which doesn't reach the eyes
Farting poo pants
>>214621615Thats an absolutely awful shirt and tie combo.
Funny that BJ is where they draw the line, every other Tory is fine though
Sir Otto Ernst Remer
test
I actually (do) really can not be bothered thoguhbye forum
figuring out my next move
>>214616703pretty cheap considering the alternative
don't go :c
>>214621636*tips*
watching concorde takeoff videos and crying
>>214621749this shit is boring bring back the pure satire
Reform seeing their huge lead in the polls and thinking the next step is to just become a rebranded Tory party with the same old cunts who wrecked this country when they were in government. Fucking idiots.
>>214621808sexobunny didnt want to leave you hanging. I have to go do my meltan box anyways, but I couldnt post "hi, I cba today" so this is a good idea. later
>>214621828>this country
>>214621637never seen the moscow metro?
fofmyeg
>>214621818It's OVER. We can't even build a mile of train track nowadays
tomar what would you do if a little rorke ran up to you and started gay porn twerking
>fofmyeg?
>>214621620why is he leaning against it? as if its his
>>214621861for gullible tourists
>>214621899
>>214620581fakest shit
shiela butt brain!
>>214621903used by millions every day
>>214621903it's beautiful and traditional
MY SHAYLA
rorke and the umchickens to headline glastonbury
why am I so stupid but not actually stupid
>>214620108>>214620108>>214620108New
>>214621637tbf the architecture we put up after ww2 was pretty dire as well
Just paid the piper for my five day codeine binge. Ain't shat once in that time, just cleared the largest pile of faeces I have ever and likely will ever produce. Now sodden with sweat, feel as if I've been raped
lets hope dtfic doesn't post an early new so we can recycle >>214613951
>>214622026>>214622044
>>214622066>>214622066>>214622066
>>214622039poo raped
>>214613951>>214613951>>214613951non-schizo new
>>214622044lol
>>214621550Me with the giant explosive mace
