Stone cold (cel) Sunday edish
Is anon back from church yet?
Solve this.
What do you call this type of couple
Luciano Pavarotti
>dead eyed white guy with the personality of Squidwardyou didn’t have to say it like that bro…
>>214620345“getting more action than me”
>>214620314If he was, you'd know it. Can't help but virtue signal about it
>>214620493how is that virtue signaling
I like to go to the gym to lift and grow my muscles. Maybe one day I’ll be worthy of love.
>>214620489you really want that?
If I had any redeeming qualities someone would have noticed by now
>>214620502>hey everyone, look at me going to church every sunday and more, aren't I such a swell guy?Maybe he just wants to talk about it, idk. But the only people I've met that do this are just trying to convince you of their righteousness
>>214620524Pick up some sport, too. Bitches love sports
>>214620365RiP my fat nicca
Literally anyone in America could be insanely wealthy by just tapering consuming, so why the fuck we got so many poorfags?
>>214620597I miss hockey. I’d love to buy some goalie gear and play again. That was my favourite thing in the world when I was like 14.
Should I make burgers?
isnt the NHL full of black people kicking white people in the throat with their ice skates nowabsolute chimp sport
>>214620638This idiot who has never had a job doesn't understand that people are reuired to move for an education or a job.
>>214620703Make Bulgarian food instead
I want to become a lawyer.
>>214620766Why? I have everything for a burger. I make a good burger.
>>214620651For me it was soccer and martial arts, but my mother couldn't afford coaching and I could only do MA through school. It wasn't until I got a good job that I could afford to do stuff again. Having something to do like that really helps with confidence and depression though
https://youtu.be/fcikMwAvOac?feature=shared&t=138bros... magic might be real after all
>>214620806Every time I meet a nurse she says I'm a nurse but I wanna be a doctor. I say are you going to medical school? She says no. Then you're gonna be a fuckin nurse you dumb bitch!
I never liked hockey because the players assault each other and everyone cheers. MMA is not part of the sport, that’s physical assault. Just put the puck in the net and kick the guys clobbering each other out of the league.
>>214620859I like medical students. Lot of foreign girls come here to study medicine.
>>214620824Don’t suck up to the American Stay true to yourself and your roots
>>214621143I'm not sucking up, it's just a burger. Also wasn't it invented in Germany supposedly.
>>214620987That's what I love about med school girls. I get older, they also get older.
Back when I played hockey I was the “team girl” and all the other guys got to practice their sex on me.
eating yogurt as a desert from the burgs and potatoes
214621267jasonesque
>>214621239lol, they are fun when they are young tho
No matter how old you get women in their early 20s will always remain the most sexable
>>214621425the older I get the less I care about sexable and the more I care about breedable
It's over, the west has fallen. China now has superluminal missiles.
>>214621425I personally have always been attracted to MILFs.
>>214620887Faggot
I want to have sex with every kind of chinese bitch
>>214621484>Hand dryer (Zhongtian news Damn…
>>214621536So true
Need a brown
>>214621516*flops my big hard cock onto your face*suck it
Need a yellow
getting cold enough that I can almost justify turning the heat on
its 60 here and I have the AC on
They're gonna take the guns away from people that don't support Israel
Saw a video of hamas taking videos of themselves giving children food and gifts and then as soon as they put the camera down taking it away so they can give it to another child
The government came and took shit directly out my asshole. They scooped it out and ate it right in front of my kids.
My internal temperature is consistent with that of a stone: cold. I persist on this blasted earth despite everything.
>>214621817Saw a video of two midgets climbing a volcano to throw a ring in it, craziest shit I ever saw
The craziest video I ever saw was this chick with huge tits but also a really big dick lol.
Japanese people:>have mass protests when the immigrant population reaches 2%White people:>do nothing and worship immigrants when the immigrant population reaches 20%
>>214621817https://www.tiktok.com/@nick.kalogeropoul/video/7537670039911271703
>>214621894and what are you doing? oh crying on the internet? clearly you are superior to the rest
average cost of living for a one person household: $44,312/yraverage life expectancy: 78.4 yearslifetime cost of living: $3,474,060.80working years: 47 (18-65)47 yrs x 50 wks/yr x 40 hrs/ wk = 94,000 lifetime working hours $3,474,060.80/94,000 = 36.96 dollars an hour
desperately chugging water so I can shit away the beer in my tummy
>and what are you doing? oh crying on the internet? clearly you are superior to the rest
pickles per rick
>>214621935I had to do this after getting a radioactive injection for MRI after vaccine-induced headache
>>214621913https://www.tiktok.com/@flyfree53/video/7546175476742540575
>>214621817Saw a video of Israeli intelligence running psychological operations on 4chan that’s designed to make people more accepting of or indifferent to the Gaza Holocaust
>>214621989https://www.tiktok.com/@cosmosdiscerned/video/7528339383448030470
Nuke the entire Middle East
not clicking any of those btw
>>214621894White people resurrected the KKK when the government started doing mass migration in the early 20th century. The government ignored them. Populism isn’t real; it doesn’t matter how the unwashed masses feel about elite policy.
I truly pity anons who wake up at 9am on a Sunday to make political bait posts on 4channel.
>>214622070>The government ignored them.I should be a little more clear in that the government ignored their concerns, and then cracked down on the political dissidents.
>>214622070>100 years ago
I woke up at 7:30(ish) because its too fucking hot in my room and I needed to open the windows
>>214622022
Trout is the best tasting fish.
>>214621886I saw a lady giving birth in a bathtubAsshole poking out
>>214622135I had swordfish and it was pretty good. Coated in butter and sauce though
>>214622122I woke up for a similar reason but at 5:30 because it was getting too cold
Learning so much about Chinese culture on YouTube :)
>>214622135Pan fried bluegill clears
bluesky is dying
for me it's flounder
>>214622195Legal to eat in my cunt
Skibidi Matcha Dubai chocolate Ohio labubu oddly satisfying compilation
>Legal to eat in my cunt
back from church
>>214622321Meme is outdated, needs to be replaced with a jeet now
Convinced a kid to cut off his pant legs and turn them into shorts. Lil jit gonna die when he's momma sees it.
most of the anti-jeet propaganda comes from the 50 cent party
>>214622380jeets dont eat dog though(I think)
JD “I don’t give a shit” Vance says killing people he accuses of a crime is the “highest and best use of the military.” Did he ever read To Kill a Mockingbird? Did he ever wonder what might happen if the accused were immediately executed without trial or representation??What a despicable and thoughtless sentiment it is to glorify killing someone without a trial.
dadberg has spent hundreds of dollars on lottery tickets over the years, and won zero. i have spent zero dollars on lottery tickets, and have also won zero.
>>214622417white people literally eat pigs btw
TKaM was a good book. I was shocked to find out it lived up to its reputaion
>>214622453
>>214622461
>>214622472your leader is female
>>214622520bodied that freak
>>214622472what flag even is this
The wicked ugly men told me to hate her....or else they will be upset with me.
>>214622519me at the craps table
50 bings till football
Just found out the USA is controlled by an elite secret society called "the freemasons"
>>214622520based retard>>214622461i've yet to see anyone other than tweakers or retards buy lottery tickets
Donald Trump
>>214622558you're mom
>>214622593>no fun league
>>214622357What did you learn today
>>214622594only actual retards believe that
football died during COVIDit will never be backthose who watch what remains are truly lost
>>214622594A third of presidents were freemasons
>>214622598>retardsdadberg is this one.
Chindians
did blumpf just declare war on shitcongo
Paul revere
>>214622669my dadberg is perhaps the biggest retard of them all>doesn't know how technology works>despite having 30 years to learn>doesnt know english>despite living in an anglosphere colony>somehow an incel>believes all propaganda 100% always no matter the side
>>214622755I think you just described a boomer, lol.
I'm literally indian help me
eating a GIGANTIC bowl of cereal.
>>214622755>father>incel
I made furong dan with war su gai and fu zhi jiang yu.Just thought I'd let you know what kind of person I am.
>>214622846It's over
>>214622872little nigga was adopted
Chicago about to find out why it's called the Department of WAR
>>214621508Gay poster
>>214622846help me if you can i'm feeling brown
>>214622807dadberg is definitely a boomer, mentally at least. >will never change his view on anything when presented with conflicting information>willing to die on a worthless hill>racist>sexist>xenophobic>hasn't understood the world for at least 2 decades>got a good house via lucky circumstances and a lil bit of nepotism >creepy towards women>shitty combover cope cut>has never admitted he was wrong, ever.
>>214622935your dad is based and he should beat you
>>214622935>>has never admitted he was wrong, everThat's actually based and you should emulate it
>>214622872inceldom is a gained trait. you can become one after having children. many white middle aged men do after their divorce. divorced dads are 1/3rd of all incels probably
Shitcongo
>>214622743https://youtu.be/o-oRTRYaWWE?feature=shared
im all masturbated (tired as fuck)
>>214622954We used to fist fight when I was younger. He got older and weaker each year, took longer and longer to recover every time. While i got stronger and more resillient. One day I kicked his shit in so bad he spent a month in hospital. Never raised a hand against me since then >>214622965sorry twin only people who poison every relationship they ever manage to create think this way
>>214622919extremely unhinged tweet
Anyone have a friend who's just become incredibly fucking annoying to hang out with?>muh arm sleeve tattoo>bro check out this instagram whore so hot i wanna cum on her face>hahaha look at this tiktok meme>let me talk about anal sex with my ex-fiancee >hahaha guys im banging a nineteen year old indian international student after my gazillionth failed relationship in a row>bro im so tough i do bjj now and could probably kill people if i wanted to>btw im gonna scroll my phone half the time we're hanging out>btw there's a 50% chance that im going to bail on our plans last minute>btw im in a ton of debt and but im gonna keep talk about buying a bunch of retarded shit motherfucker you are 30 years old holy shit get your shit together
listening to modest mouse and having my fourth coffee/cigarette combo of the morning
>>214622919Yo bro, we went in and FUCKED UP CHICAGO'S SHIT!How can you tell?
Bros it's fuckin covfefe time
>>214623050Putin and Xi Jiping said that at 30 you're basically a kid, that you can just change your fucking organs and live forever. What do you have to say about it? Thank you
>>214622919I love the smell of deportations in the morning.
>>214622919implying the army stands a chance against chiraqis
>>214623078you are not a vibe lil bro
covfefe tastes like shit.
>>214623078I wish I had a soundtrack for that feel.Wait.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8kGgtF-C4w
Give me a religion that confirms my world views: anti-jewish anti-muslim anti-hindu anti-atheistanti-leftist anti-abortion anti-divorce anti-capitalist anti-usury anti-gambling anti-circumcisionanti-prostitution anti-gay anti-pornography
you just can't reason with boomers and you can't wait 20-40 years for old boomers to retire and get out of the way because they are driven on autopilot by these insane entropic, self-destructive moral crusades designed to tear down the scaffolds upholding civilization.
>>214623150Mate you need help
>>214623150Christianity, not the American version.
>>214623150Yes, it's called "turning 25 and realizing your 'strongly-held beliefs' are retarded and juvenile"
>>214623150Faggotry
what zero pussy does to a mf>>214623150
>>214622919Please declare war on Laredo Texas next.
>>214623139MANY are saying this!
>>214623150
>>214623124That's just your neighbours cooking onions with cumin in ghee.
>>214623150Catholicism or Oriental Orthodoxy (excluding Ethiopian Orthodoxy, they circumcise)
Now that guy is anti-/cum/ and needs to add it to his religious beliefs
>>214623186based. this is the true red pill.
>>214623139What do you like?
>>214623139stop drinking the kopi luwak
>>214623215kek this
>>214623215I'm not him
>>214623215saving this for the brazil poster
>>214623150televangelism
>>214623172>>214623186>>214623188>>214623189>>214623215>>214623255political normie >>214623174>>214623225thanks
>>214623320>political normieit's called not being a teenager, yes
There is probably a gorillion Pokemon card hoarders who are going to get fucking raped when they have to dump their collections. They can only sell to other hoarders.
>1-(Brazilian catholicism), thank you
>>214623150This >>214623225
Where do I join the Anti-Catholic League
>>214623347this. i was exactly like that guy when i was young. you'll grow out of it. uncs used to tell me exactly that and i didn't believe them. they were right
I have a binder full of pokemon cards from the 90s and early 2000s and idk what to do with it
I think it's time watch the Sopranos again.
>>214623389Very happy to get the "retarded political extremist" stuff out of my system at like 24. Could you imagine being 52 and talking like this
>>214623347>>214623389I'm 24 and these beliefs have only become stronger after going through university and corporate america
I should've been a cowboyI should've learned to rope and rideWearing my six shooter riding my pony on a cattle driveStealing the young girls' heartsJust like Gene and RoySinging those campfire songsOh I should've been a cowboy
>>214623357https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rBmWD-4YScI cant wait for those shit heads in /tcc/ to lose everything
>>214623445RIP
>>214623232watermost juicesdr peppercokeroot beerspritemilk sometimes
>>214623438Being a political normie is unironically the retarded stance. You're too weak to accept reality for what it is so instead of straining yourself mentally you give up and join the herd. You and the latvian are pathetic.
>>214623444damn my guy you really need to touch grass then
>>214623391can I have some? I'll pay you
>>214623367Exactly, it's the complement A'=1-A
i identify as liberal
>>214623484You can add sugar to coffee. Starbucks has made a killing with it.
>>214623490I'm too busy working and making a lot of money to give a shit about what the underclass of America is doing.
>>214623484Mmm sugary candy snacks! Yum yum the sugar make me feel good!
>>214623490canadian trvke >>214623502not an argument, my beliefs have only become stronger as I've gone out "into the real world"
>>214623573Ain't it fun? Livin' in the real world?Thank you
Made a burger - it was a bad idea. German anon was right.
i used to be a chud but i grew out of it
when normies start liking pokemon again ill be a millionaire
>>214623524Interesting.I usually vote for the guy/party that seems less shitty. If they're all smarmy lying cunts, I'll vote for the local anarcho_ or socialist_ party and Bloc Quebecois in the federals.
>catholicism>anti-jewish
>>214623632i vote liberal or ndp
>>214623540dirty yid
>>214623502I went to Tallinn. Everyone was skinny and white and the place screamed high-end. Now I'm a fucking Nazi.
doodoo thread
>>214623573holding nearly all the same beliefs most often found in mentally underdeveloped people isn't a red flag for you?
>>214623671niggas out here spend 14 hours a day arguing with 85 IQ people
>>214623673you have clearly never been to Tallinn
explain carlos acutis to me. in this day and age, there should've been research papers on those supposed miracles
>>214623671Yes, goy. You'll never be able to do anything about it. Cry.
>>214623686It's not a measure of health to be well adjusted to a sick society.
>>214623721Tallinn is better than most major American cities I don't know what you're talking about
what are your thoughts on israel
>>214623771only by virtue of not having braindead city planning and zoning laws. america is one of the worst examples of car centric urban design. although Tallinn suffers from this greatly as well it's not nearly as bad as the average american city
>>214623777should be sanctioned, its core politicians offed, and ostracized from the civilized world until they become culturally inoffensive
>>214623777i would give my life for them.
>>214623759>everyone else is wrong but meThis is delusional reasoning my guy.
>>214623573>gone out "into the real world"real world starts from the day you're born, don't listen to your high school teachers
only trannies and chuds hate israel. really makes you think
>>214623759It's also not healthy to constantly think about society's sickness. Gotta accept that probably a third of people are irredeemable and go on about your life.
>>214623541>>214623537>sugary drinks le bad. >unless they're coffee lol
>>214623777another 10 trillion to israel >>214623862i hate israel because i hate every abrahamic religion
>>214623777never heard of her
>>214623862>>214623886That's redditjeet don't reply to him
>>214623900reddit hates israel albeit
>>214623777Alex pereira beat him to a fucking pulp
>>214623777Pretty girls mandated to own guns. How can anyone hate them?
>>214623862what about Muslims, white women, the Catholic Church, the Orthodox churches, the Irish, the Spanish, most of Latin America, leftists, and Hasidic Jews?
>>214623918Alex Pereira is a overrated weight bully
>>214623851Funny how you have to create strawmen to knock down. The reality isn't that you " matured ", it's that you surrendered. Reality wore you down and you decided instead of living in truth you would accept falsehood in exchange for the comfort of not having to think for yourself.
started calling people "boss" when I lived in florida and I have never been able to stop
>>21462388320 grams of sugar in a coffee is bad.
>>214623938they all suck too
>>214623948>nuh uhsorry it's over for you, enjoy living your life as an angry sad loser. you can change this btw. it's a choice.
>>214623955So you have a submission kink
>>214623938all trannies and chuds
>>214624006so 80% of the global population are trannies and chuds?
>>214623991>Says the guy that lives in comfy northern europe where everyone's skinny and white and orthodox and right-wing
>>214624002>porn addicts looking for something sexual in every single context>>214624013latinas would usually call me a shortened version of my full name for some reasonlatinos always just said "my friend"
>>214620314Am I back from sitting yet?(No.)
>>214623050Yeah.>hs sperg friend tries to prank call me after years of not talking>does that moaning and woman voice shit>gets ashamed and hangs up>confront him days later>"yeah brah party 24/7 i was the man in college">tell him it was different for me>starts laughing at me>roomates are having a small party downstairs (massive win)>i don't say anything and go downstairs >*music getting louder*>i greet my roomates and walk out>sperg friend chokes and immediately tries to one-up me>tell him I have to go>never talk to him againTotal retard
spending billions to change the name of a department to own the libs
>>214624057>Didn't deny it
>>214623883A country the size of the USA plus Iceland, populated by one person with internet access!Drink what you want. I saw someone say coffee tastes like shit, and list a bunch of sweetened drinks. If Coke's your jam, and you went for black drip at a diner or the tar-like espresso at the Italian bakery, yeah it's going to turn you inside out. You're comparing sweet apples to machineels.
>>214624013No, they call me Gringo Papi
>>214623938>Muslimschuds>white womentrannies>the Catholic Churchchuds>the Orthodox churcheschuds>the Irishtrannies>the Spanishtrannies>most of Latin Americachuds>leftiststrannies>Hasidic Jewschuds
>>214624041yep
>>214620345Coal burning fags
>>214623991>angry sad loserAccepting reality doesn't mean you have to be angry or sad. What's sad is that you only see it as a binary. Be an angry depressed incel or be a brainless unthinking normie. You don't see any other options because you are mentally and spiritually weak.
>>214624077don’t forget his very America First push for global homosexuality
>>214624089bodied that freak
Drumpf is obsessed with symbolic victories that mean nothing Drain the swamp you fat orange pedophile
my name is chadley
more like crapley
>>214620716It's written for cityfags, who assume that you're able to find a job within the cityfag bounds.
nigga he is the swamp
>>214624103based, we should kill anyone who doesn't accept homosexuals
They're gonna deport you if you don't support israel
fuentes is right
>>214624151bodied that nigga
who is writing trump's tweets now?>“Chicago about to find out why it’s called the Department of WAR.”this is not his usual language, this shit reads like a 20 year old gen Z wrote it
>>214624166>>21462423415 year olds on 4chan
eating an arby's cheesburgerbetter than I expected desu
Dogs and cats, they look so much alike.. whyyyy dont they just make the same animal
>>214624256Kai Trump wrote it
>>214624280never liked arbys
Chicago is very funny because 10% of the city is an irredeemable shithole and the people there probably need to be executed for the betterment of everyone else, but the rest of the city is very nice. Probably the best city in the US when taking into consideration the cost of living and housing crisis.
arbys more like barbies nigga you a girly ass fag nigga you want some dick in your ass too? fruity ass nigga
>>214624318gay
>>214624335Adulthood is realizing that the shitty 10% of the city is necessary to prop up the rest with cheap labor
>>214624256All me
if i was american i'd be a giga chad sex haver
>>214624400You have way more opportunities for sex in Brazil I guarantee
>>214624373At least 10% of NYC is also irredeemable but it's still fucking expensive!!
>if i was american i'd be a giga chad sex haver
>>214624421i have 0 opportunities for sex in Brazil
if i was american i'd just hook up with any of the random american sluts on r9k
>>214624400stop and think about the fact that it's impossible to be a touch-less and handhold-less in brazil. brazilian women will touch you when talking to you. women never touch strangers here.
>>214624501>i would drive 2+ hours for mid pussy literally why
>>214624524stop and think about the fact that there are literally billions of women in the world who would have sex with you if you only mention that you're american
i truly dont believe anyone who says chicago is nice outside of downtown
>>214624464Why, I thought girls there fucked. I wanna com and buy cocaine and talk to the local girls and get stabbed in a favela.
>>214624618it’s nice how any other North American big city is. there really isn’t much special about it aside from the kickass food
>>214624618have you visited?
>>214624659the beach is comfy
I went to chicago and got glock dookied
>>214624681sure but Venice Beach in LA and Rockaway Beach in NY are both nice by city beach standards too
What's the matter Joey?
>>214624659How about North American big titties and their in my mouth?
>>214624898they're*
>>214624898>their
>>214624939
got Dear Nora on and Thinking about Her….
>>214624958This is the first time I've made that mistake, I apologize. I got excited for the big titties.
lel
we could have nicer public amenities and businesses if people didn't steal or vandalize everything
how can i decrease my facial hair regrowth speed? i like being clean shaven but it’s literally regrown 2mm within a day
permanent neetdom on the horizon
>>214625077i was a neet for 2 years and it legit felt like an eternity
>>214625068"people"
>>214625120Methed up whites are just as bad for vandalism as cracked out blacks are around these here parts.
>>214625068We could also have higher wages and lower housing prices if our elites didn't import third world labor by the millions annually.
>>214625069wax, depilatory, or electrolysis. Waxing/plucking tends to damage the root which will eventually thin the hairs. Nair and the like tends to dissolve the hair below the skin (you might get nasty ingrown hairs the first few times), and electrolysis just kills the hair follicle.
won in balatro.
I was a NEET for 6 months and it was probably the most miserable experience of my life
haven't worked since last december and the time has flown by
wouldnt mind a job myself
>>214625315Are you literally me?
>haven't worked since last december and the time has flown by
its raining cumbums
started reading a book because i thought it would be a mystery/thriller but it's actually erotica.
I'm gonna read a book called Storm of Steel. I will report back what I find.
>wtf??? how could 'Harem in Helsinki' be about sex???
>>214625445would you like a record deal?
I was employed for 6 months and it was probably the most miserable experience of my life
>>214625463It could be so many things.Please let us know if it's a romance novel.
The worst part about starting a new job is the honorary first two weeks of hazing where everyone treats you like an annoying worthless dumbass
>>214625463Storm of Steel is the non sad boi version of WWI. It's the anti " All Quiet on the Western Front "
>>214625463How about Chuck Jünger’s Storm of Sneed
F
I think everyday I'm a second away from snapping quitting my job and just going on an expedition into antartica
>>214625627>>214625627N
>>214625576I haven't read that either.
