Itt I hand out italian recipes and cooking tips, but you must leave one recipe from your cuntry
No one? Well ok
>>214621758stop stealing my signature apus!!!
>>214622527Wo bist du
>>214622572
Cheese and tuna potato:Microwave potatoMix tuna with mayonnaiseSlice potato and put on topGrate low fat cheese on topMicrowave
>>214622572I just realized that means where are you not who are you
>>214622607What kind of recipe do you want
>>214622649something simple please
>>214622683OkPasta with butter and herringsYou need those salted herrings in olive oil, butter and pasta.Melt the butter in a pan and then add the herrings without their oilCook the pasta 3/4 through and then drop it in the pan and add some pasta water, cook it until it's done, add more water as neededFor 100g of dry pasta you'd need something like 20g of herrings and 50g of butter or moreDont put too much salt in your pasta water.You need to try this a few times because the result can be too salty or fat or not enough, it depends a lot on your personal preferences
>>214621758basic indonesian seasoning is literally just stir fried garlic, chili, & shallots. mix and veggies you want & it'll taste goodnow hoe to make meaty tomatoes sauce?
>butter and fish absolutely disgusting kys
>>214623854Ok then Ill give anon the pasta con le alici recipeUhhhhFor 100g of pasta you'll need 2-2 and a half table spoons of olive oil.So in a pan you heat up the oil and throw some garlic in it, fry it until it's golden no moreIn another pan you toast some pine nutsThen you add the fresh sardines' fillets in the panMeanwhile you cooked the pasta, when the pasta is ready you throw it into the pan with the sardines, add the pine nuts, parsley and if you want just a little fresh tomato and give it a stirIdeally you want to cook the sardines for no more than 5 minutes
>>214623746You need to prepare a soffritto with celery (as needed), onions (1-2) and carrots (2-3) and gently fry it in some olive oil, then you add the minced meat.The minced meat can be beef, pork or lamb/mutton or a mix between pork and beef. You'll need 1kg of itAdd pepper to the meat and let it cook, when it stops releasing water add 1 glass of red wine and let it dry on high heat.When the wine evaporated you add the tomato sauce and salt. Cover the pot and let it slowly simmer for 1-2 hours.When you see that the sauce has become much more dry you'll add half a glass of cow milk to make it creamierI think this is all
>>214622618you are EVIL!!!!!!!!
>>214624461Pidser
APU THIEF!
>>214624516Want a recipe or tips
YEAH I WANT TIPS ON HOW TO GET MY STOLEN APUS BACKAAAAASSHOOOOOOOLE
>>214624639Why cant we all be freunden
>getting cooking tips from the cunt that had their food improved 2000x by americansjflolwe go to dominos or the kebab man for a pizza not Luigi's!
>>214624679
I call this buttered toastFirst you toast a piece of breadThen you put butter on it
>>214624847your country is a shambling, raped whore, wandering through the city street at night barely conscious looking for a hospital as she bleeds out
>>214625253isn't he right doe? Americanized Italian food is probably more suited for international tastes than the Italian one made for ItaliansA Brit would likely find the American version more palatable than the Italian version
Polenta with eggYou boil water, or with some milk, then simmer and throw in some polenta, for 10 minutes, take it off the burner, while still hot crack in an egg and stir strongly the heat will cook the eggGive me a recipe for salmon pls tnx
>>214625253>Hey Tony, this guys talking mad shit about Italians on /int/! Our naynay was italian tone! we gotta do something!
>>214625406>Polenta with eggi've been called worse
>>214625409I'm 0% Italian I just don't like British people at all. There's nothing about your country worthy of respect.
>>214625538Why are you so full of hate?
>>214625538>ay tone, if i say i aint italian he aint gonna have a clue!>but frank, our family's lived in america for 100 years! we aint italian no more only naynay is
>>214625622Anglos are white jews, they ruin everything they touch. They're letting their whole country get raped by pakis while they do nothing. They desperately try to censor hate speech online and even try to punish people who aren't even their citizens like Graham Linehan. >>214625628Why would I lie about that
>>214625877Something tells me you aren't very happy on /int/ because this isn't the right board for you
>>214625253Wtf chill
TOTAL BAVARIAN OMLETTEyou mix egg with milk and fry!
>>214627853Uhhh that's a frittata, shweaty
- Boil and mash two skinned yellow potatoes- Combine with one finely diced med-large onion, diced or slivered pickled beet (at least a quarter of a jar), a tablespoon or two of horseradish, and a decent slab of smoked salmon.Scoop spoonfuls into the centre of square wonton wrappers / approx 6" pasta sheets.Fold and seal corner to corner to make a triangle, then cross the acute corners as though taking steps to make tortellini, but leave "legs" crossed instead of tucked.Fry or deep-fry.Serve with condiment of choice. Hot mustard is good, as is mayonnaise and/or sour cream with capers and tarragon.
>>214623854nta but herrings and butter are a typical match.
