Prev >>214620287Why shouldn’t I make the NEW edition
Digits and I'm not gay.
>>214625773fuck....
i miss my ex but she’s changed so much. it hurts to see the sweet girl i knew have turned into your run of the mill alt girl
Sewer slide epic style maximum sloppy style
>>214625927sorry to hear that fren
Women are not realThey live a completely separate existence from my ownWomen are like those beautiful colorful fishes you see in an aquarium In their own world unaware of you
no one knows what is like to be bad man to be the sad man
Irl I'm a spineless yes man. If my boss criticizes anything I immediately agree and change what I was doing
>>214625627after all why not, why not read the lord of the rings
so in the /cum/ vintage story server happening or not?
>>214626061I’m a Spainless man (never been to Spain)
Poo poo comes out my butt you got a problem wit dat cracker?
Girl farts smell bad - just so you know.
This is ten percent luckTwenty percent skillFifteen percent concentrated power of willFive percent pleasureFifty percent painAnd a hundred percent reason to remember the name
>>214626350How bout that lil Donnie
Got warned for my ebonics postGuess tranny janny is a shit skinned nigger
>>214626782sheeeeit
>>214626738>Yo lil donnie I put a tube up my ass so I can pump straight diarrhea in to my mouth 24/7, it's called green energy you fuck, my cats died from all the horrific burps you sick son of a bitch
I'm sure swj girl has taken a janny post at some point, thinking making 4chan a better placeimagine sexing her after she deleted your post
I wash my ass in the shower but it only takes 1 day to get abysmally disgusting. Ass eaters are mentally ill
>>214626931AC but no bidetstep up your game ameri bros
>>214626931Not if the girl is clean, eating ass is hot.
>>214626849Elites don’t want you to know about free energy
>>214626931if you won't eat your girl's ass you don't deserve her, don't at me
I knew I'd see leftists in favour of right to bear arms because it was already shifting that way in 2015, but I never thought I'd see rightists so adamantly pro-gun-control
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>>214626970Porn stars get their asses cleaned professionally and don't eat before they film You are licking shit bro
>>214626997
>>214627103ewwww
>>214627107No I'm not, I'm not eating dirty skank ass.
>>214627176There's no way it even feels good for them
>>214627155I will personally yank the towel off you next time you try to come with it into a sauna
>>214627176Unless her ass is cleaned professionally, it ain't no dinner plate
>>214627254i dont leave the house THO
if it was me on that train it wouldn't have gone down the way it did
>>214627245It does actually, they start moaning and stuff. >>214627266whatever dude it's your loss
>they start moaning and stuff
>>214627305don't worry brotherI will come with the sauna to your place
>>214627366It's true, try it out some time.
>It's true
>>214627320>they start moaning and stuffYou know they can choose to do this? What's even the mode for this
>>214627667there's a statistic out there a significant % of women fake orgasm/moan because the men are self fish and self centered bastards
>>214627757>self fish*selfish
>>214627667I mean it's ok if you dont believe me, it doesnt really matter
>>214627757>a significant portion fake orgasmsthis I can believe>because the men are selfish and self centeredNot only would this be counter intuitive, but it's not possible to objectively test
>>214626959>>214627103How about Joe Bidet
>>214627879it's mostly based on self reported data but i agree with you
might have to get a bidet. sometimes i just stop wiping because i give up on ever seeing a clean sheet
>>214627896I don't think he can hold onto a job anymore
>>214627957Ugh. At that point just get in the shower and bend over towards the water
>>214627957bidets are great, highly recommend
>>214627957It’s a big upgrade. Now that I have a bidet, I can feel the disgusting poo residue when I take a shit somewhere that doesn’t have one. You feel much cleaner when you’re actually clean lol
>>214628002that's counterintuitivewhy wet you whole body when you can just cleanse your ass crack with a bidet
it'd be really embarrassing if your family had been here since the 1700s and they were still broke
Americans be talking shit about indians, meanwhile they probably both smell like shit to people who aren't used to them like Europeans and Asians
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757269354837780.webm
Wish Latin or Greek was the lingua franca of the world
>>214628349Greek is better, when Greek girls speak greek its very cute
>>214628349French is literally the Lingua Franca albeit
thinking of penis
reading a book
>>214629060none of those are based
Playing my favorite h game
>>214629231whats an h game
Lowtiergod’s surname is sparrow he’s unironically scottish
>>214629279Hentai game
I don't think I'm addicted to porn but I do believe it has effected the way I view the world
>>214629282Destroy the massive clocktower in Mecca, it’s ugly as sin
>>214629283why play that when you jerk off to real pictures of women
>>214629344Because women in porn are genuinely ugly as a sin. Plus real porn is cuckoldry, I’m watching another man have sex with a woman
>>214629339give us the massive ball in vegas and you got a deal
>>214629413you can watch solo porn like i do
https://youtu.be/swloMVFALXw?si=sP0aMN3qDWbQPuNc&t=39
>>214629413But she's not a woman you would or could have sex with. It isn't cuckoldry
>>214629339i think it’s cool simply for how big it is without being a glass spire
>>214629432In just not all that into 3D porn man.>>214629432You got a deal
Why do birds and fish love synchronized dancing so much
>>214629504I’m not going to watch another man have sex
>>214629537animated pussy aint got nothing on real pussy
>>214629581>he's focused on the man
>>214629598If I could score IRL I wouldn’t be playing H-games
>>214629560what do you mean?
>>214629641if you find 3d women disgusting why do you want to score
>>214629624It’s literally an inescapable part of the video, it subconsciously effects you
>>214629665He doesn't really that's a cops
>>214629688true that
>>214629665I said I found pornographer women ugly, not the average women. I can literally find 10/10 babes going to the nearest Starbucks, it takes hours to find a decent looking pormstar. 2D on the other hand is usually drawn to be attractive
I've noticed something about fat transfers. It looks good with breasts and has basically no downsides, but when women start doing fat transfer all over their body and putting it on their thighs and their butts it starts to make their skin look amorphous and globular like they're made of playdoe
>>214629677No it doesn't. I think you're gay or extremely self concious
you can just buy a four stroke self lubricating 5 speed vibrating vacuum silicone dick sucking machine with bonus prostate milker on ebay
>>214629739theres plenty of 10/10 women in porn
>>214629654https://youtu.be/V4f_1_r80RY?si=yISqc90xrd_pbuAd
>>214629749Whatever you say man, continue watching videos of other men having sex with women
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
I’m a desperate incel, but I would. EVER date a woman who did OF. I’d rather die a virgin
lmfao
>>214629825>EVER *NEVER
>>214629825Sour grapes. I would date her but I wouldn't marry her or feel any real intimacy
>>214629866if you have conscription officers chasing you why not just flee the country
>>214629784I will. Continue to be a closeted homosexual embarrassed by his small penis
>>214629773its pure aerodynamics/hydrodynamicsits built into their biology
dentist said I be grindin in my sleephe real af for that
>>214629920men over 18 are not allowed to leave ukraine
Banned from /sp/ how will I talk about tennis now
>>214630004im grinding my asshole on your face when you sleep too bet you were always wondering why you have a brown spot on your nose when you wake up
>>214629899Not really related, but I hate when people say “sour grapes” as if to dissuade any argument. Just because you say something based off of spite, doesn’t mean it it isn’t true
All pornography is bad for you, 2D and 3D. One is very clearly worse than the other though
2d porn is worse for obvious reasons
slept too much again award
came out of the closet today
>>21462906090% of men under 50 fall for this
>>214630331most simps online are boomers with disposable income
>>214630064ew
>>214629060where can i buy that pizza crop top
>>214630359*90% of men fall for this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mblgaCeGOJE
Distefano?
She stopped responding It’s over, in fact, it never even begun
>>214630550Spiaze
free luigi
>>214630494Translate por favor
>>214630627No that's meant for Distefano
nobody talking about the NC stabbingcrazy
I deserve to win the lottery
>>214630004I'm gonna join the blonde basketball girls gang and we're gonna run ball on you uncs
>>214630742Around niggers, never relax. She was safer in a literal war zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE_eF483cOE
Black people commit random acts of violence more than one thinks. Literally almost everyone who pushes people into trains on the subway are black.
>>214630743Do it pussy
>>214630780>>214630817does anyone else find it odd that the people on the bus had no reaction to the girl getting stabbed? I know "don't be a hero" is a general rule of thumb here but it was actually unhinged. he's covered in blood and some guy goes "did you stab her"
>>214630797Brocken clock is right twice a day.
Win that shit, the only one stopping you is YOU.
My heart rate after drinking is completely fucked and jacked and I have to permanently stop doing this.
>>214630780how come fox hasn't said a thing about it
If I was on that bus with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that bus and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to park somewhere safely, don't worry’.
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>>214630995kek
Do you guys get post nut clarity?
>>214631090no i just get really sleepy
>>214631090I'd probably only fuck about 5% of the girls I fap too
Ashton Kutcher killed his girlfriend and got away with it
>>214630869A substantial amount of the worlds population are npcs who can't think in words or images
Rick and Morty isn’t a good show
>>214631191It's reddit
>>214631090im on nofap
BoJack Horseman is
How do I become a Muslim
>>214631323fuck a goat
watching kaicenat
the fuck happened to /dixie/?
>>214631351Separatist scum*spits*
>>214631191I'm Pickle Rick!!!
>>214631351It was maintained by about 15-30 extra flags users. They started hanging out in other places and stopped bumping the thread, eventually most of them lost interest. Don't know if they still keep in touch
a lot of you are uneducated fools who don't understand Realpolitik AT ALL.read these books and EDUCATE YOURSELVES
>>214631090Yes.
2 ceylon teabags and a tiny splash of cream is pretty good
what about post slut charity?
I've been told this is a 9 in southern states
Donald Trump has declared war on American citizens in Chicago.House Republicans remain silent.These MAGA extremists are sick people who are completely unfit to govern.
>>214631669If it weren't rabid niggers he's fighting then maybe you'd have a point
>>214631351At some point it just felt like mini /bant/
going to get illegals outokay, no problemnah
>>214631687He won't dare send the national guard to the south side, he'll just have them stand around downtown doing nothing
>>214631669There's very few real American Citizens in shitcongo so I don't care.
>>214631724I don't know, but I bet he makes the crime rate drop dramatically regardless
>>214631740We shall see
>>214631724What goes on in the south side?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/c2zyaaatkK4
>>214631750mexicans blasting their loudspeakers and annoying fagberg the poor
Go Packers!
any poors here? we in this bitch together
>>214631750People getting shot
Which of you was this?
>drove by a construction site yesterday>Spanish music was being playedSo they're coming up north now eh
>>214631786How am I supposed to stream games year? Streameast got shut down
bet this happens to all the cum bums
>>214631786Fudge packers
National guard is a bunch of volunteer retards right, sounds fun 95% of the time
>>214631842I hate womenLike I genuinely want to physically hurt this person
>>214631826they're fucking everywhere. mexicans are showing up in my town which is like 100miles from the canadian border and pretty tiny.that's why I'm sure they're lying about the amount of illegals that came in under biden. there's gotta be at least 50million of them
>>214625627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVofmhMJzLg&list=RDuVofmhMJzLg&start_radio=1
I don’t like lesbians
>>214631842My friend group doesn't have a hierarchy because we're chill guys
>>214631923yes they do and you're on the bottom of it
>>214631923The second, and I mean the actual micro second, that a single woman is added to the group, your friends personalities will change.
>>214631842I was the leader when I had friends and I’m the thread leader of /cum/
>>214632054sorry sweetie, we fact checked it and both of those statements are deemed NOT true
>>214632054based thread leader
Wash my asshole with your tongue
>>214631842i dont leave the house and have no friends
About Mexican migrants, why don't they usually go to Canada? Why do most of them move to the southern US states? Are the northern cold climates too spicy for us?
>>214631879congrats man, you're falling for actual ragebaitfriendly reminder that the internet exists for attentionwhoring: everything produced on it is done for engagementyour views are a commodity
ishowspeed is in Detroit rn!
Let me cure your transphobia *starts twerking*
>>214632339bro cut that out and go away
>>214632368C'mon loosen up!
>>214632511taylor swift lookin ahh muhfugga
I thought it was the woman who said the n word in the playground
>>214632564Kill niggers?
why so slow...
think i will make some sloppy joes tonight.
>>214625927why do you miss miss her, you're not just lonely?
my National Football League team is getting bootyblasted
>>214632240>>214632298Retard
>>214631291Gay show for moody "men"
caught feelings and got cucked again award
One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters.
shut up buttfucker
This is what actually goes on in the midwest, thank you
>>214633474gonna fuk ur butt now
>>214633302Same bro
>>214633502no it doesn't you're still an incel
>>214633556I look like this
>>214633556how small is your pp?
lol cum
cum LOL
>>214633502sometimes they do get with Mexican migrant farmers but I don't think Brazil sends any up there to farm
>>214631842True Sigmas don't have a male "friend group". That's womanly behaviour and leads to catty mannerisms and jockeying for perceived positions.
>>214633610
>>214633657>male "friend group". That's womanly behaviour
>>214633652I'm just fantasizing about getting a rich, ditzy, blonde, blue-eyed white girl farmer girlfriend
>But I'm an incel, I'm a wagie>What the hell am I aura farming here?>I high-key don't belong here
Ranting and raping is weird expression isn't it? Probably also the only accepted use of the word raping in polite conversation.
>>214633657I was at a mall in São Paulo once, and I saw about nine guys walking together in a friend group. They were all well-dressed, but everyone was staring at them. It was the weirdest shit—like it seemed they were all going to hook up with each other or something. If you go to a mall, stick with like two other friends so it’s not weird as fuck. Fuck a fucking duck motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have once again been gnomed
>>214633719Sportsbros are notoriously gay, you're just proving my point.
>>214633815Kek reminds me of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxCr2XW1_44
https://www.youtube.com/embed/xWFR8-DGGYY
>>214633901you say retarded shit like this and then wonder why no girl wants to even talk to you
>>214634014As a Canadian who descends from the English, how do you feel about the current state of England and the United Kingdom? Thank you
Canada has the second highest rate of civilian gun ownership in the world once you adjust for civilized vs. uncivilized countries. The margin between Canada and America is obviously still huge, but overall America, Canada, Serbia, and Finland appear to be the most based countries in the world right now.
>>214634155>adjust for civilized vs. uncivilized countries.What did you mean by this?
canadian bois have poopy butts
Why do I feel like a midget while being 177cm tall?Am I a midget?
>>214634184guess that makes me Canadian
>>214634189idk how short that is cause we don't use commie "measurements" but you do sound pretty short
There are practical considerations in life
>>2146342005'9"
>>214634181I meant that Yemen, New Caledonia, and Montenegro are basically thirdie wartorn shitholes or non-countries. Montenegro basically shouldn't even exist, New Caledonia doesn't exist aside from some paperwork, and Yemen is a desolate thirdie warzone. Of course they would have tons of guns.
>>214634200That's just under six feet tall, thank you
Canada has highest rate of civilian women taking my dick in the world once you adjust for civilized vs. uncivilized countries.
>>214634220im taller but uglier than you
>>214634220yup certified manlet
>>214634223>Montenegro basically shouldn't existWhy not? They their own people. Founded by monks like 450 years ago. 2nd tallest men on earth.
>>214634238Zero is zero
Narcissistic and egoistic tendencies including Alienation and Isolation from society
>>214634220Americans hate southern europeans bro just forget about it, if you're not anglo saxon you're not white in america. Everyone here is English and German, they're all taller than you. Thank you.
>>214634278You are brownzilian, stfu, you don't speak for America
>>214634252But enough about the Italian economy
Satan is not a supernatural enemy, but a symbol of the human capacity for evil, alienation, and the rejection of life.
This guy basically has a super hot girlfriend and you're basically an incel freak
>>214634240Should I start wearing high shoes like Putin
Alcaraz won
>>214634299No, just embrace your height, fitness max (but not too wide or you'll look silly)
>>214634251Made up language, too similar to surrounding countries to justify being their own entity.
>>214634299are you trying to attract women or something
>>214634299you are tall enough for hereyou could get mega pussy with your sexxxy accent
>>214634315This is me
I skipped my sister's graduation to play video games.
>>214634322The people there would disagree. If they think they are their own people, and have successfully become independent, then they are their own people.
>>214634298that guy looks like a disgusting freak and his girlfriend looks like a tranny. if she's not packing a dick she's wearing far too much makeup and ranks 5/10 at best. idk why you have such low standards.
Satan as the archetype of a being who has cut himself off from love, community, and meaning, becoming alienated and destructive.
>>214634371too big
>>214634324Yes why? Are you a woman
what happened
>>214634398she voted for it
>>214634412Sorry I brapped
>>214634415She was a Ukrainian refugee
>>214634368they got independence from Serbia less than 20 years ago through a referendum, and only because they're all so clannish and medieval that they think they're all special and unique.>you see the Serbs boil their potatos for 5 minutes with 3 teaspoons of salt>BUT WE SUPERIOR MONTENIGGAS BOIL OURS FOR 7 MINUTES WITH 8 TEASPOONS OF SALT>WE ARE PROUD AND UNIQUE PEOPLE TOTALLY UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE AROUND USit's like trying to argue that Canadians and Americans are so intrinsically different that we MUST be separate countries. in actuality, we're 97% the same in our daily lives and attitudes, we could form one supercountry and nothing would change aside from Canada getting a tiny bit blacker.
>>214634412Genocide
>>214634355>Italians look like this and claim they aren't brown
I realized that most people actually don't have very sharp canine teeth. I look like a vampire.
>>214634398There's only so many slots to fill with violent crime reports
>>214634382oh yes /r/cum is full of women xD
>>214634412they started a war and are in the process of losing big league
>>214634412All me
>>214634483the jews started the war. are we pretending jews aren't the masters of false flags? do you even 9/11 bro
>>214634431They were independent at other points in their history tooSemi-autonomous from 1696 until 1890 when they became fully independent, and stayed that way until after WW1, where they were recognized as their own part of Yugoslavia.Your fellow Canadians would disagree with your sentiment on Canada, and desu I would too. Our countries diverged massively in regards to independence from Britain
>>214634449cute
>>214634449I used to(or maybe I still do idk) grind my teeth in my sleep and one of my canines is ground down and uneven with the other.>>214634506Oct 7th was not a false flag, it was a glorious victory for the good guys in a decades long conflict started by hostile invaders.
>>214634483t. moishe shekelberger
>>214634431Monteniggers impaled every single turk that dared to enter their mountainhome while serbs quite literally spread open their buttcheeks for every mohammedan
>>214634538>it was a glorious victory for the good guysI mean...it obviously wasn't a victory but you're trolling
>>214634398Jason already barely leaves his house, now he's not ever going to ride the subway or any other public transport system, thank you
>>214634447You seem a bit obsessed
>>214634521Canada has not been strongly monarchist since WW1. It was actually WW1 that shattered the longstanding loyalty to Britain when we were treated like utter shit by the British after sacrificing so much for their pitiful dickwaving war. You'd be lucky to find a single person in Canada who still thinks Britain is a closer ally or better friend to us than America. There's about 100:1 reasons to form a super union than there is to remain separate countries at this point. Imagine the economic powerhouse America could become with access to Canada's vast natural resources? We have like 1000x more timber/oil/minerals/etc. than America and 1/10th the population. Not to mention arctic sovereignty and defense advantages.
>>214634579You're welcome
>>214634415not really you can tell she's a foreigner by her body language in the videoid never sit so casually in front of a visually probably low class nog with headphones and staring into phone she obviously didnt understand that
I GOT A GREEN DOT ON MY GLOCK (GREEN DOT)
>>214634614Jason you're being ugly again
>>214634429
spare c00ch13 maam?
>>214634597>oh please mr. Gonzalez-Kennedy come and take our vast natural resourcesOh wow
new sips secured
>>214634579ngl I am actually disgusted by Jason's current state of being, he looks worse every time he posts a selfie and I genuinely think he's going to die soon - either suicide or just some ailment from his horrendous diet and lifestyle. dude is basically a cancer factory.
For me it's Vincent Kennedy McMahon
>>214634633BLM was a confirmed money laundering scheme, but it was trendy. Sort of like how thots in the 60s would be all like "say noo to warrr"
>>214634670>THREE BLACK DICKS
>>214634646why is an Italian pretending to know anything about Canada or America?
>>214634632You know what's ugly? Throwing a rave outside the fence of Auschwitz(this comparison is unfair because inmates in Auschwitz were treated much better than Palestinians)
New>>214634705
>>214634712>>214634712>>214634712>>214634712
>>214634697What's this, only you belching fatsos can tell other people about their country?
>>214634646As opposed to our elites who refuse to run an economy on anything other than below minimum wage Indian labor. Fuck that. I hope the US invades Canada and puts all our politicians up against a wall. The average Canadian would be far better off. Trading one set of elites for others. Not really a big deal.
>>214634730a-riveh-da-chee
