>"Anon... is it really true you're a 33 year old virgin?"happens iyc?
how did you guess my age and how did you know my penis is untouched
>>214627905No im only 26
>>214627905No, I'm a 22 yo virgin, I prefer incel, involuntarily celibate. Get it right, you dumb fucking bitch.
>>214627905wrong try again I'm not that old
Yeah I am, could you teach me a few things? What are boobies? I'm a visual learner by the way.
>>214627905Not in 5 minutes*hits xer over the head and rapes xer*
>>214627905No, I'm soon to be 26.Btw my dad started to tell me daily that I need to find a girlfriend.
>>214627905>WHY YES I AM A BORN AGIAN VIRGIN THROUGH MY NEW FAITH IN JESUS CHRISTthat Pentecostal pussy was speaking tongues down there frfr. damn bitch make some room with all the IUDs shoved up there PUSSY SPEAKING PIG LATIN
>>214627905I'm 25 y.o KHHV
>>214627905I am afraid of communicating with people, I was even afraid of posting on 4chan first time.Any solutions?
>>214627905No the 33 year old doesn't talk to women or anyone really
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Why isn't the idea of a virgin male as attractive to women as a virgin female is to men?
>>214628162A key that opens no locks is a shitty key
>>214628162Women like to be guided. Even if things have changed, they still want to be feminine to some degree and being taken of, which most of the times requires a guy with experience
>>214628162ummm sweaty a 30 year old female virgin is also weird and a red flag to men
>>214627905I'm top 5% chad and have higher bodycount than most grills.Seethe uglyoids!
>>214628162the place which females occupy in societies defined by the western concept of masculinity isn't that of a thinking human being but that of a tool of comfort and convenience. And as it usually goes with tools, the brand new is prefered over the used one.
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>>214628922have you acquire magic powers?
>>214628982the magic powers come at 33 he has 3 more years and then he'll cast curses
im 31 now. i come from a very conservative family where the parents usually find a wife for you. i was hoping my parents would find someone for me but they didnt bother i dont have any experience with woman. I might download a few apps but i dont know how to even begin speaking. it is nearly over for me. let me sad life be a lesson for some zoomers here who have the gift of time
>>214629075>the magic powers come at 33source?
>>214629127That's why USA had so many serial killers and rapists in 80-90s too many incels accumulated and the bubble bursted. Same thing will happen again in 10 years
>>214627905No, I'm 52 and ate a lot off puss
>>214629192the collective unconscious
>>214629233>I'm 52 grim
>>214629370It's not so grim when your pp is hard and strong
>>214627905>happens iyc?No, women don't talk to me.
>>214627905No, I'm only a 25 year-old kissless virgin
>>214629331understandable
>>214628869>he thinks women are the tools of society and not menLMAO
>>214627905yes, and they're surprised like that because they want to fuck me
I don’t understand the virginity obsession. First of all, it is really not that hard to lose it if it’s that important to you. Unless you’re monstrously ugly or literally disabled, simply playing the numbers game with your social circle will get you laid eventually. It seems to me most incels are not actually incels but rather accidentalcels. They’re not incapable of having sex. They just choose lifestyles where sex isn’t going to happen. These guys spent their waking lives in their rooms. Of course they won’t meet a girl they’ll eventually screw that way. But more importantly, who gives a shit anyway? Historically, being a virgin before you marry was normal. It’s also normal now for people to marry in their 30s. If you’re 25 and a an unmarried virgin, you’re completely fucking normal from a historical perspective. Oh the sex crazed Jewish media modern society doesn’t agree? Ok. And…? Shit is retarded honestly.
I'm 23, not kissless but still a handholdless virgin. I've actually kissed several girls
>>214629876men are tools to those with power because it's in their best interest, they are willing cattle, it's a completely different kind of servitude than that of women who are socially expected to be subservient.
>>214627905I'll a 25yo kissless virgin in 2 weeksTho I can try to find a gf before that
i lost mine at 21 to a fat girl
>>214627905not true, I'm 36
>>214630393I am sorry to hear that hope you get it back
>>214627905Yes. Im the only 33 khv here whos not a larp.
>>214630393was she hot?
>>214630708yes, she was 17 too, had nice tits and a fat ass
>>214630777Nooooo she was only 17 you sick pedo fuck or something o algo or however foreskin is excised
>>214630777nice
