She's a wiki bad psych, a real bad psych edition
>>214631466right well that's the snail's family and friends all absolutely guttedthey all loved the fella, he was a pillar of the community who everyone loved, but now he's dead and it's all because of you
I've discovered after about five hours of not eating you stop feeling hungry
gormott sub edish
https://vibes.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Calmest+cop+gets+a+parking+ticket_30f27d_12709865-HD-AV1.mp4ummm
you guys also get some pimples in your crotch after shagging?
>>214631517Imagine telling your podcast listeners to shun their familiesWhat is the world coming to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ma3uPnoNo4&list=OLAK5uy_kDhw3a4ITdy0P3Ey2PS13AwSwj3eNHa-8
>>214631561true as there were about 10 of them out there just didn't see them did i
>>214631597fokin raysis bastid
>>214631576that's because cravings and actual hunger are two different things
>>214631597Very racist .png
I feel unsafe in this thread
>>214631581Not to my recollection. You been sticking your dick in those nasty favella skanks again by chance?
>>214631652Agreed. A flag on EVERY SINGLE post? Bit much isn't it?
>>214631597I am literally trembling with rage at this post
>>214631597Reform Party Rorke with a wife from the Philippines flying the St George's flag outside his house
>>214631652:(
might pull on my willy repeatedly to pictures of women until the willy sneezes a few times. it feels good for some reason
rorke combo third stage awesome
>>214631652you’ve got mousenonce, heathernonce and gingernonce all here so you should
How do you hold a pen?
What are some alternatives to Android now that Google are locking things down
>>214631691right well they're pencils for a start
>>214631691pic a: northernerspic b: southerners
>>214631679Done this 4 times today.Send help
>>214631692Fire emoji
>>214631707got to do that to play Pokemon Go too
>>214631692why are you posting children mate?
>>214631517Why do you keep posting this general cover?I always read The rapist who.. instead of therapist damn.
he's doing ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COEyhrUfyNQ
>>214631580Funnyjunk still exists?
>>214631736To show that therapists are wicked
>>214631562I am fortunate to be psychologically immune to yellow fever and related miscegenation disorders, as I am a staunch worshipper of women - I would never be able to view a non-white woman as an individual. All of her idiosyncrasies would be explained away through her race.
>>214631736We have some very special people in our general
>>214631736Because heatherpaedo is deeply insecure that his family made him go to therapy when he was younger
Might buy a bus and drive it around for fun. Don’t have a loicense though
Trying to get to the bottom of why I've never wanted matesI tried imagining what a good friendship is like and I couldn't come up with anything. Nothing feels good to me
>>214631692Rorkes son
>>214631707locking what down
Honestly would quite like a therapist, perhaps a Jungian.
"special" person if you hold it like A
>>214631691like thisreckon i'm secretly left handed but the rightoid fash forced me into this abomination at age four
A king must rule his kingdom. (/brit/)
>>214631679I could pull it for you and kiss it until it gets better
teaching my gf italian makes me realise why you almost never meet english people who speaks more than one language
i have activated the clown gf asmr
>>214631803it's woo woo
>>214631797Did you have friends as a little boy? If so, when did that stop?
>>214631797got no desires or dreams myselfwhy would anyone want to be friends with me
>>214631837Just need someone to talk to about my problems mate. I've been self administering something akin to therapy for a decade, and have seen little improvement.
>>214631839No, only had computer and video games
>>214631819Almost as if never being exposed to a language at an early age via the American cultural hegemon and then trying to learn after your neuroplasticity is set in makes it harder
Bought this on a whim because I needed something quick for teaAbsolute shiteIs this what normies eat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRmztZaehd8
>>214631797i hate people. would become a hermit in a monastery if i could use the internet
>>214631872normies eat actual food not shite in a box
>>214631819Used to be able to speak French me, forgot the majority of it now but I can probably still understand enough to follow a conversation
>>214631852Corr
>>214631580fake as fuck
>>214631872dont like thoseeasy to make your own pasta anyway
>>214631887Simply, utterly, obviously and undeniably incorrect.
>>214631896
>>214631807you're holding your pen incorrectly it shouldn't lean on your ring finger
I NEED to smell Emma Watson’s farts.
>>214631852Cooorr, show us your arse love
>>214631863I use chatgpt
Have always been too depressed to maintain friendships. Self aware enough to know nobody wants to hang around a Debbie downer, but not enough to catch every negativistic statement before it slips out.
>>214631726looks like the kid in tinker tailor soldier spy
Rorke sprinting to the canteen the moment lunchtime begins and scarfing down fish and chipsLeftypol sitting in the music practice room with his legs crossed eating the sandwich his mummy made
>>214631887plenty eat shite from tins and boxes especially in this country
>>214631769i thought heatherpaedo was your ally in cuckspamming
be honest lads what would you do if your mum or dad gave you their bank card and insisted you pay for your groceries and travel and whatever out of it but you never did so because you felt bad, but then they got really ill and only had a few grand left and you knew that if the worst happened their debts would swallow it.. would you spend what was left?
>>214631870i think english is a bad first language because in many ways its the most retarded language and will make learning others more difficult, can be hard to unlearn what you know to learn a normal latin language but easier the other way
>>214631942What about the other days? What does Rorke eat? Fish and chips is a Friday meal
thread went to shit when that lad went to bed
>>214631852I bet she has a great personality
>>214631939ktim
>>214631890>Used to be able to speak French me
>>214631953it’s the impersonator>>214631769impersonator
Might give myself deep vein thrombosis
>>214631797when I was young I'd be obsessive over one friend. who that was changed over primary/secondary school but there was only one person, and not a groupI'm not much different now except now it's the gf
kitboga sex arse
another dupe spinda but at least its 12/13/15 I caught it a while ago with my meltan box
loads of fireworks going off i think is it some indian holiday
TWISTED METAL RAGTGHHHHHHRGHHHH
>>214631957Prefer not to say
tripod grip is the only correct way to hold a pen/pencil
>>214632000In my defence I took it as a subject because the teacher was fit and I knew nobody else would choose French, basically had regular 8 people ASMR sessions of a fit French bird talking to us
>except now it's the gfactually based
>>214632068the uneducated riff-raff use the second grip
>>214632068at least 99% of my writing is typed on a keyboardhandwriting is a pointless skill
>>214632068>harvard referencing >comic sans font:skull:
it looms
>>214631872nah normies spend 4 hours rolling their own pasta and making individual ravioli parcels my hand
Cut off everyone that I am not related to by blood over the last half year. Feel lighter.
rorke's giant abandoned desert penis
>>214632060go on lad, treat yourself to an answer
sick of wasting my timegoing to at least waste my time doing something some what productive, tomorrow im going to buy the guitar i saw in the charity shop and learn how to play it every single day
>>214632118it's targeted at kidsthey'd expect adults to know how to hold a pencil
>>214631169zesty
Going to learn skiing in the alps this winter
>>214632172you're not
>>214632157if i did this it would be two people and i barely speak to them anyway
>>214632147ravioli is not a normal thing to eatit's basically a very weird meal to make or eat ever even in restaurants
>>214632089it has it's challenges. I'm borderline neurotic and terrified she'll leave if I make a dodgy comment
>>214632117doesn't change the fact you're an adult who doesn't know how to hold a pen lmao
>>214632157ktim but a longer time perioddunno why I ever cared about having mates. doing things alone is better
>>214632196based
TOIL TOMORROW FOLKSWE LOVE OUR TOIL DON'T WE?WE LOVE TOILBERG, RIGHT TEAM?
>>214632212>ravioli is not a normal thing to eat
>>214632214true. I think I have to figure out banter comments
wish I could scran this again
>>214631899yeah thats what i thought
>>214632218yeah and you don't know how to grow a field of crops
>>214632212baffling post
>>214632173>harvard referencing >targeted at kids:skull:
>>214632218the primary use case for pens is doodling while on the phone
>>214632221Snowboarding as well why the hell not
>>214632228YAY
toil looms
none of you have had ravioli in at least a year it's a very weird meal
>>214632262because you cant steer and break when you want to compared to skiis
>>214632252schoolkids are learning referencing as welldid you even go to school?
>>214632284Ok then next year
mlp sexo
>>214632260Not sure rabbits have a religion
bro's 30 and doesn't know how to hold a pen :skull:
don't think he's allowed to post that
>>214632228My toilberg is a fat bald lazy cunt
such a tory assumption to think that the way you hold a pen is the "correct" way to do it
>>214632284skill issue
the thing about ravioli is the sauce is INSIDE the pasta
>>214631692
>>214632286is that Peter Griffins kid >>214632313rabbits have a religion
blud turning into a confused gibbering wreck and the mere thought of pasta with meat in it
>>214632228
>>214632343Torture music
>>214632346What religion?
if i was round someone's gaff for tea and they served me ravioli i would think it very weird
I like all those albums and Tyler , the creator >>214632366death >:D
You fuckers never saw Zezima in World 2
>>214632294ffs they can't even hold a pencil yet. why the fuck do they need to know how to reference
they’re being violent right nowclartenings are taking place
nth for the baddiedem
>>214632372>h-heres your ravioli... you-you have to eat i-it
Can’t eat pasta me
>>214632241corrrrrrwhat and where?
detention for the baddiedem because they don't care about their online privacy
I also have the mong grip, and people have pointed it out as odd in the past. Far too late to try and change it to tripod grip now of course, it's like automatic muscle memory or something
>>214632413i can and have
ive got a death grip on my penis
Drove one of gfbergs nephews home from his birthday party He asked me a lot about money and Minecraft Hes like 10 years old
plotting a road trip, where in the UK is worth visiting for 1-2 days?
ATTENTION to the IrishmanIt would APPEAR that I got 6/6 correct, thus proving my initial hypothesis "International football is more predictable than club football" 100% correct.You can apologise now.
>>214632393lovely pokey nips
>such a tory assumption to think that the way you hold a pen is the "correct" way to do it
Moscow cops one Lithuania, Germany, Donedon cop a few
never rains for a long time here in texas
>>214632470i wouldn't bother
Does wanking too much really give you erectile dysfunction
I hold a pen like thismy teachers always used to change me and one time a teaching assistant got pissed off and squeezed my fingers into the pen and it hurt but this way was more comfortable for me
>>214632470peak district. you can rent a yurt for a couple nights
>>214632470may as well just get in the car and drive or filter Google Maps by "petrol stations in x range"
i struggle to write tbflike i know in my head what a K looks like but if you asked me to pick up a pen and write a word with a K in it the fact is it could easily be an H or an L on the page
>>214632366They revere Frith
>>214632486bit bonkers how Russia now has to beg China and North Korea for legitimacywhat a fall from grace
They call me Nostradamus
the way i hold a pen leaves me with an indent on the end of my middle fingeralso have terrible handwriting
>>214632504negative
>>214632343pure cringe collection
>>214632372you keep saying its weird, but weird how? It's a very common and popular type of pasta that's readily available in multiple varieties in any supermarketeven if they served you one of the more uncommon types like pic rel it's still just pasta, something millions of people eat for dinner dailybaffling hill to die on
>>214632506omdsthat method is inefficient
I have a death grip on my penis
Just got back from watching the lunar eclipse over the sea :)
>3/4 of /brit/ posters don't even know how to write Why am I not surprised?
>>214632539>call 4 obvious fixtures>ignore the 3 other oneswell played youre a savant
We could just try to get along?
thought housing in london was expensiveloads of nice 1 beds in zone 1 for under 400k whats going on
>>214632620Why? Sounds boring
:)
>>214632565pasta is very normalpennespaghetti bowsspiral thingsshells perhapslasagnetagliatelle evenravioli is just very strange no one eats it
>>214632629
>>214632569YeQuite adept at typing though so now I just type everything for maximum efficiency.
>>214632525I suppose that's true You almost sense xi is a little bit embarrassed by Putin. China is going to be the country the Soviet Union wishes it could have been and that little Manlet Putin is such a hanger on
>>214632620excellent idea
>>214632629>"zone 1" the UK is literally hl2 in real life
/brit/ anons haven't developed past the age of 6 lmao
>>214632602my writing is lovely but i don't get much of a chance to use it except crosswords
>>214632506Your parents should have sued that teacher for abusing their fucktard kid
>>214632425house noodles in Xinjiang, China
>>214632678go on then
>>214632653Aristocats. Watched that all the time as a kid
the thing about ravioli is the pasta is OUTSIDE the sauce
>>214632619said Spain would beat Turkey in an earlier post THOUGHAnd that's besides the point. MY POINT was that international football was more predictable which he VEHEMENTLY denied. Premier League is 100x more unpredictable than international dogshit.Therefore, I WIN.
grim state of this thread 1-2 hours ago
Right class, let's learn how to hold a pencil
>>214632525How are they "begging for legitimacy"?
>>214632706shan't. doxxable
early morning /brit/ be like
>>214632732no it's notgo on x
>>214632674in my defense im a schizoid
>>214632674pray tell what could a one year old write that would be of importance?
>>214632643the fact you think nobody eats ravioli just tells me you grew up on alphabetti spaghetti and consider turkey dinosaurs a staple part of your diet
Sitting in my peng flat in the heart of York pondering my next move
>>214632724>absolute literature
>>214632674My friend in secondary school did 4 finger grip
>pray tell what could a one year old write that would be of importance?
>>214632724I remember these types of infographs in primary school tied with some other memories and the time it was Janurary like 2004 or 2006 and having an absolute mental breakdown at the passage of time and how soon it would even be higher than 2010. and also a mental breakdown at the discovery of pluto at a different time because the sky could be green and the grass blue (thats about the time I gave up on life as it is all so pointless!)
>>214632735I wishits nearly wall to wall yanks with a few desperate aussies making the only good posts
>>214632724lets play five finger fillet with out friends fingers because we played a miniclip game about it
>>214632764no one in this thread has eaten ravioli in the past year
https://youtube.com/shorts/ukVUtnI8kMM?si=CChWfFECnDuHpgBHHow can Donedon even compete
my one year olds just sent me a manifestomore tit milk or the bombings will continue(can bearly read it, thick cunt can't hold a pen)
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1510/78/1510782191569.jpg
>>214632784absolutely clattered that cretin
>>214632697>XinjiangVVVVVVVVVVVVGH STEPPE GAWDS
>>214632770this except I'm in darkest suffolk
>>214632770york is pengcan I move in?
>>214632747i'm shy now *blushes and scurries off*
>>214632760Probably just scribbling
>>214632792mousey loredump!
>>214632826>GAWDSGAWDESSES*
china has historically always been on top of the world we are just coming to the end of a brief anomalous period where it was notNature is healing you could say
>>214632770based bootham bar chad
what's the most replies a /brit/ post has ever gotten
>>214632792I remember him thiking Fifa 10 sounded weird because we had got used to saying Fifa-oh-one etc
posted my handwriting the other daygot made fun ofshan't be doing it again and it's NOT because I hold a pen wrong
>>214632826they're all fat tho bc they eat stuff like this every day
Seems as if some of you would find this site usefulhttps://teachhandwriting.co.uk/whole-class-tripod-pencil-grip-teaching-fs.html
right let's settle thishttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYX6zNDye
>>214632880yeah shit like that too. like "season 10 League of Legends" wow what are they gonna do make LoL season 34?
>>214632889i'm thirty four years old you are insane if you think i'm dedicating any time to doing something i already do more than proficiently a different way
>>214632784I actually look lile this as wellI'm throwing in the towel and departing this thread
>Anti-migrant protester who ‘wanted to protect kids’ is a paedophileUhh rorke? Care to comment?
>>214632826>just a random ass anglo bottom leftCorr
this was one of the best dinners I ever had I got absolutely plastered with a guy from Beijing and we spent the entire night making racist jokes about Russians
>>214632820nice bum tbf
not great optics for the police right now
>>214632885looks lush damn those chinese, trying to break a proud migratory people!
>>214632941>this was one of the best dinners I ever hadsame
>>214632919nigga you 34 and don't know how to hold a pencil correctly LOL
>>214632941chinkies LOVE white peoplehe'd probably have sucked your willy for free if you asked
>>214632826tataristan, Kazakhstan and altay mog the rest
6 million years ago hte Chinese were white.
>>214632985lol
>>214632941would scran the kebob but ill pass on the rest
6.7 million years ago a geome-wide change occurred in the poppy species papaver somniferum which saw "gene clustering" and thats about it
>>214633005Yakub took this from us
>>214632941Sounds like a great time. I'm visiting Chongqing for a week soon, and then every city down the Yangtze. Any tips for finding Chinese to socialise with?
>>214632935she's a crimean tartar, turkic queen
COMEBREAKMEDOWNBURY ME BURY MEI AM FINISHED WITH YOU
>>214632967nice tin of batchelors peas there ladlooks like a few of sainsburys' cumberland sausages too
why are there never any pajeet rekt threads on /gif/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWTxqfWhU5k
>>214633058Wherever you go, mention how much you love capitalism and throw american dollars in people's faces. They'll warm right up to you
>>214633081horrible psychopath
it boring bastard hour all right
When Louis Met Mousey
>>214633082niggas here be stuck on 3-jaw chuck grasp well into their thirties
>>214633081the trains ate them all
>>214632964Uyghurs aren't migratory, they have always been a sedentary peopleKazakhs and Kyrgyz are migratory (the people in these yurts were Kazakh)>>214633058go look confused in a mall, someone will come up to you
Lois would get it, bigly
>>214632941han bastard should fuck off back to chia, kashgaria(xinjiang) is turkic clay
>>214633081there is usuallyyou see a lot in vehicle themed rekt because they all die while walking in front of trains for some reason
>>214632982>>214632919>>214632889anything other than tripod either implies some learning disability or nerve issues (lack of hand dexterity, I think that's diabetes). it's just the most comfortable
>>214633089Should I also fly the Rising Sun?
drawing furry porn for furries so I can buy a steam deck
>>214633081there are, usually involving trains
if your way of writing is so much better than mine why haven't you done anything with it?
>>214633082cycle through these during most goon sessions
>>214633122>go look confused in a mall, someone will come up to youNoted. Did you try any of the social apps? Wechat?
>>214633132Either that or a cheeky Hong Kong endign. You'll fit right in either way
katy b on a katy themed mission songchoon
sniffing a solid set of sweaty bollocks
>>214633128>Diabetic peripheral neuropathy (DPN) is one of the most common chronic complications of diabetesyou see it a lot here, I'm guessing it's just undiagnosed diabetes.
47 million
>>214633165I speak fluent Chinese so I have them allyou need wechat and alipay to pay for stuff in China so I would download it you can also download xiaohongshu/rednote and make a post looking for friends/guides in whatever city you're going tomy german friend did that and got like 500 replies to every one>>214633124those are manchus albeit.
>>214633128then most brit anons are retarded
Let's poke each other eyes out with dividers!
>>214633211Brit anons holding a pen like Lizzo
yeah i hold my pen wrong but u hold a willy correctlyso have that
spaincunt thought he ever had friends here
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>>214633122>Uyghurs aren't migratory, they have always been a sedentary peoplehan lies and slander>>214633216inner mongol according to goofgle
thoughts?
bloody hell is that EARLY or what
would YOU date jodie marsh?
Sir Spamming N. Flooding
mite early
>>214633289You must not have seen my sex tape
>>214633211>According to an Education Week survey of PreK-3 teachers, 77% reported that fine motor skills like holding pencils, using scissors, and writing have become more challenging for young students, and 69% noted that tying shoes is more difficult compared to five years ago.holy shit
>>214633294you just know the one on the left has been pregnant before
>>214633294>I'm walled and can't get a meathead to shag me anymore, please date me
>>214633110So you urinate on all of these nettles, correct? And then you use the nettles for....?
one on he right needs to go find a husbandt... NOW
>>214631597Painted my old sofa like this and the buggers still haven't picked it up
>>214633337>it was at this point that he begun making a loud screeching noise and I decided it was time to leave
>>214633259>>214633259
I was going to buy a new pair of shoes today but I decided against it to get something else (not alcohol) :)
illiterate mongs
Good evening Britanons
>>214632826>KhumMore like ''Coom''
>>214633546corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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