Beaver Warrior edition. previous: >>214625627
>>214634712I look like that
>>214634712better edish
my current status:
>>214634783Me but im incel so i have no release other than jerking off but that's boring and gay
>>214634712I had that card
TRVTH NVKE
>>214634896>>214634712why is the tail thin like a rat's, instead of being wide and flat like a normal beaver's?
Based beaver knight edition.
>>214635092sybau
>>214634920How can she be racist when she is black?
>>214637254she's not racist. why are you slandering her?
A week from tomorrow I'll have completed a month of probation
I dan't even touch my cawk until I find da poifect video
>>214637293when are you such a bad boi
what ever happened to this one
>>214637318the cat? who knows, probably sunning itself
haha he thought this pic would get him some blonde stacy pussy
You’re dead and she’s getting her guts rearranged 3 weeks later by some random dude… never worth it bruh
tonight's dinner: sloppy joes with fries and baked beans.
will it get better?
>>214637383
G2 Esports is your Blast London 2025 champions !!
Too much liquid in my chili. Nothing is ever going to work out in my life because I do the stupidest thing possible in every situation.
>>214637371think I'm gonna bbq some country ribs
>>214637322bruh that guy looks underage...>gays exposed
f__g_t n__ge_s
You can be both silly joyful whimsy chill person while at the same time wishing for the harshest punishment of repeat violent offenders and their enablers/supporters without resorting to inane racism or vapid bigotryPass it on.>>214637383Only if you put in the effort.
>>214637318>learned about jews>immediately got out of poolitiques She's a very intelligent person. I hope she's doing well.
Making more cold brew
i think maybe higher souls go to either heaven or hell and lower souls/NPCs get reincarnated as an animal
My bussy is sussy
>>214637487this would be logical but then why have higher and lower souls in the first place
>>214637418pour it out, dummy
>>214637487people who yearns about "in another life" or reincarnation meme are just chronic procrastinators/fence sitters with learned helplessness
>>214637519i'm obviously not thinking of this from an abrahamic framework so even heaven and hell would be temporary although many human lifetimes, and this is all on a wheel of samsara where the top will eventually sink to the bottom and the bottom will rise to the top, unless you escape the cycle completely
sent flowers at gf's place coz she keeps saying I should put in effort
Sabwina
>>214637556she means put effort into making her pussy wet
If you think about it, probably EVERY country's chief executive has raped children, so I don't know why everyone's shitting on our current guy about it.
>>214637487I'll be chilling in elysium while ya'll mediocre fuckniggas is in the asphodel meadows
>>214637577incredibly bogged
>>214637529No, I'm having chili soup tonight. At least it tastes alright.
>>214637254They walked that systematic racism shit back real quick but everyone remembers
>>214637579i made her cum last weekend. Had sex today too
>>214637607she faked it you know
>>214637577midwina
Does Jason like Negro women? Or negro trannies?Is there a difference?
just twerked so hard I pulled a muscle
>>214637607if her pussy didnt cream and quiver she was faking
wsup
unc over here twerkin like anyone want to see he ass LMAOOOOO uncs these days smdh
>>214637661unc got some junk in his trunk though and a lil bit of sugar in his tank
>>214637630Why do you care?
>>214635092it's Japanese name is simply Louise
what are you guys doing
>>214637548but how do you define higher and lower souls? deeds? inherent rank? how do they end up in human bodies?i don't dislike the notion, in fact i like it. indians would be lower souls and reincarnated as dung beetles or anal worms, and everyone else would go to heaven. but that would contradict the upward swing of humankind as fewer and fewer "good souls" are retained and only the worst continue to exist as lesser beings
>>214637736doing your mom in the butt
>>214637418Maybe I should throw some rice in the pot to absorb it.
>>214637736shopping
>>214637739>but that would contradict the upward swing of humankind as fewer and fewer "good souls" are retained and only the worst continue to exist as lesser beingswell then the Earth itself would become a Hell realmI think this is possible
Shopping gives me stress
>>214637780very disrespectful >>214637788what are you buying
lol https://youtu.be/FYlw_ly6R5M
>>214637697source?
>>214637809your mom was disrespectful not cleaning her asshole before i got shit on my dick
>>214637814molliganbitch
You know I got a denim heart. Take me back to where it started on the rooftop of your apartment
even to take an Abrahamic point of view, if the Earth started as a Garden of Eden, a Paradise, it would only make sense that before the apocalypse, it would resemble a Hell on Earth, getting worse and worse as time goes on
>>214637809sloppa from amazon
>>214637839why do you care if you're gonna get shit on your dick anyway?
>>214637894why dont you care jeez
>>214637810I think I clicked too many of your links, Goshy. The algorithm recommened me the same video today.
>>214637889like what? electronics?
Got called racist at McDonald’s
>>214637959Well are you racist?
>>214637959Why?
>>214637959By who, Grimace?
>>214637795>well then the Earth itself would become a Hell realmbig fan of this timeline.
>>214637959what did you get? I haven't had McDonalds in a decade probably.
how do i lose belly fat without changing my diet or exercising
>>214637964Yea>>214637965I was being racist >>214637973A black woman>>21463800020 piece McNuggets
>>214637965Amanda best gorl
>>214637936no like cookies and pudding, I'm buying coffee but I need more stuff to get to the free shipping threshold
>>214638019Start taking meth or adderall!
>>214638042Big fan of this gif
>>214638020Nice, the nuggets here are not very good from what I remember. I used to get a big man menu and a double cheeseburger and additional small fries. >>214638022absolutely would >>214638027Oh I see. How much do you have to spend for the shipping to be free, $100?
>>214638020>parodying /brit/ postskill yourself
>>214638049good idea
I’m a 35-year-old loser, and there’s no getting around that fact. I spent all of my 20s and half of my 30s doing almost nothing productive—smoking pot, watching porn, playing video games, smoking cigarettes, getting drunk, and never taking the time to invest in my future, my finances, skill sets, or knowledge bases. It’s not that I have no knowledge or skills, but none of it’s very marketable. I recognize now that the number one piece of advice I can give, especially to those in their 20s, is to start early. Every year you don’t invest in yourself is a year you’ll never get back, and it’s one less year you’ll have to play with later when you finally decide to get your act together.As you age, your options shrink rapidly. In your 20s, you might have the luxury of taking a couple of years to explore different career paths, but as you near 40, you have less time to research and develop what you want to do for a living. I’m not saying it’s over at 35 or even 45, but the reality is harsh: the older you get, the less energy and time you have to pivot or start anew. Even if it’s a boring field with good earning potential, do it for a decade until you’re 35. You’ll still be young, with experience and money saved, giving you the security to pivot to something you love. I’m in a terrifying position now, with no real marketable skills, no degree, and living at home with my mother.I’m scared, lost, and full of regret, but I’m trying to figure this out. Don’t wait until you’re 35 to realize you have nothing. You’re there to help them make money, and anything that undermines your ability to be an asset doesn’t matter, no matter how justifiable your reasons are. If you’re in your 20s, take my words to heart: get started now, because time goes by a lot quicker than you think. I’m not giving up, but I’ll always be struggling more than I would have if I’d acted sooner.
>>214638082I think this is an /adv/ repost
>214638082This is a pasta. Do not reply!
>>214638082i think a lot of people now feel that they have to be exceptional or they might as well be roadkillthere's no honor in just being some guy with a wagie job
Just heard about the Israel Palestine conflict. Gutted.
>>214638126I hope Israel wins
I thought ponies were just baby horses like cows were to calves until I was 21 years old
Dark souls 2 is the best souls game
>>214638195Give me your next contrarian take
It's almost Christmas!!
>>214638195as someone who's only watched gameplay of those games, the enemy designs and background settings are cool
>>214638195me on the left
Should pussy ass bitches get married, /cum/??
>>214638202I don't think we are 8 or 9 billion, it's more like 5 probably.
some of jason's influencesRichard SpencerFrancis Parker YockeyCostin Vlad Alamariu (BAP)Aleister CrowleyArthur SchopenhauerMiguel SerranoCharles MansonDavid MyattRobert Anton WilsonHarry HayChristopher HitchensAyn RandSiddhartha GautamaErnst RöhmSigmund FreudJF GariepyDavid ThorstadPeter SingerRon PaulGypsy CrusaderBrandon RussellAnton LaVeyMichel FoucaultJon Eugene Minadeo II (Handsome Truth)Jim MorrisonMike EnochWilliam Luther PierceVaushTimothy McVeighLeon TrotskyJared TaylorEdward BrongersmaJohn LockeJohn William KingMurray RothbardAllen GinsbergVarg VikernesRyan Dawson
>>214638253he doesn't read books though
>>214638253
>>214638240>a husband and wife should first and foremost be friendsNo. Your wife is your wife and not your friend. He's not a pussy he was just brainwashed into listening to women growing up instead of listening to the advice of strong men.
>>214638202Oblivion is the worst elder scrolls games disregarding arena >>214638220You should try them out
>>214638277are orthodox priests allowed to marry?
truke
>>214638281Let me eat your asshole
>>214638240I strongly suspect his wife is fat
>>214638277>>214638277>He's not a pussy he was just brainwashed into listening to womenso he's a pussy
>>214638295he was brainwashed into being a pussy so it's not his fault
>>214638282Yes. Catholic priests used to be allowed to marry too but they changed that because of disputes in inheritance.
anyone want to buy vintage story for me? i feel like that would be nice
>>214638282Yes. I think that's a better system because you don't get weird with the kids.
>>214638309they should really change that back and save the altar boys some trauma
>>214638319why don't you pirate it?
>>214638319No can do, not on steam
>>214638319you have to call me a dirty little paypig
>>214638323>>214638325I agree
>>214638348
>>214638365would (smoke a blunt with)
>>214638373nigga u gay as hell
>>214638195It needs a remaster to remove SM and ADP.
>>214638365grim
Are there any games you would consider “high art”
>>214638344yea but you can buy a giftable account to you get a link you can give to someone
>>214638395chess
zest level: critical
>>214638365>>214638393Remember when in the 90's and 2000's Hollywood was running some sort of satanic negro humiliation ritual forcing every famous negro to crossdress in movies?
>>214638396asking again...why not pirate it?
I can't play outside because it's raining
>>214638408erm akshually they're still doing it...
>>214638392I fucking loved ds2 pvp >invading in dragon shrine >host has already cleared most of the area>when I get to the host he’s about to enter the boss room>throw the big fireball spell at him at the last second >instantly dies It was so kino
Watching Destiny
>>214638429very bad karma
YOU SHOULD JUST SMILE..... ANNNNDDD BLOWWWWWWWWWW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>214638408Yeah I've seen the Dave Chappelle clip, I think Katt Williams also has said the same thing.There was a theory about Cosby that he hated that and wanted to buy NBC because everything was too faggy and that's why they took em down despite knowing about what he did for years.
>>214638395Senren Banka
DISGUSTING: Aragorn BRUTALLY executes the Mouth of Sauron WITHOUT TRIAL. Hasn’t he read ‘To Kill A Mockingbird?’
You know what, I’m going to continue my Cestus only ds2 run
>>214638445I just know that guy was pissed off lol
Was URKEL's twitter account something about mone????????????
>>214638472you are the reason we live in a low trust society
I didn’t think Elden Ring was that amazing. Everyone just worshipping it was only doing it cause it was the cool thing to do
>>214638473Yes
I bought elden ring but haven't played it
If Jesus came back today, he'd slay some bussy
>>214638500
Decided to tidy up a little. In like 15 minutes I cleared a bunch of stuff from my car (most of which shouldn't be there) and threw some stuff in the recycling.
>>214638500fucking fag. hope he gets a dishonorable discharge
>>214638473I don’t know about his twitter, but here’s his steam account >>214638500EXTREMELY grim
>>214638500lmao saw somebody on r9k talking about his twitter
honestly not a big fan of gay niggas
>>214638513Keep going. Imagine how much you could clean in an hour.
>>214638502Dark souls is better, Elden Ring is bloated
>>214638515what were they saying
>>214638513That's nice.
https://youtu.be/NNv2RHR62Rs
>>214638429
>>214638514pretty sure he's out of the military for quite a few years now cause of his communism larping
>>214638531Absolutely brutal>>214638480I do not regret using game mechanics as they were intended
>>214638543lol I remember when they discovered his Mao posters he was insinuating that he would go postal if they discharged him
When we were kids our friend's father used to have a internet "cafe" and sometimes on Sunday he would close it for us to play. We used to play this game "Dungeon Siege 2 or 3" I don't remember. Good times.
Interesting observation from /int/: -the /cum/ general is frequented by people from all over the world, including many third world nations-generally we're tolerant of them and don't treat them with overt hostility; they can post and interact and they're just one of any number of posters-even when told to leave they will argue and get increasingly vitriolic as though they have a right to be thereHOWEVER-go into a thirdie specific general and watch them outright ignore non-thirdie flags OR react with extreme hostility demanding they leave their general right awaySort of a microcosm for the world. Fascinating.
Dubs and I message Urkel on steam asking him to return to /cum/
>>214638522Yeah. I might do another 15 minutes tonight. I could probably put my clothes away at least.
>>214638253Posts made by Goshcel about Jason: 1000+Posts made by Jason about Goshy: 0
Billsissies getting their bussy blown out by my Baltimore Ravens
im gonna eat a chocolate bar
>>214638555Very wholesome. Did you also play CSGO?
today I tried a chickenfried steak for the first timeit was way too salty, meh
>>214638570So true.
>>214638574suck on it and pretend its nigga dick
>>214638557obviously there are more white people in /cum/ than in thirdie generals
Thoughts on black women in your country?
>>214638576I don't know if CSGO was a thing back then. We used to play CS 5 o 6 or something I can't remember. It was around 2007-2008 when we were first-second grade. We used to play Dungeon Siege, CS and Fifa and Start Craft/Broodwar. His mother used to bring us snacks.
Rate my DS games I had as a kid
>>214638594holy mother of God
>>214638594Too big, NOT attractive>>214638584Are these your own clips?
>>214638594That's unhealthy.
>>2146386228/10
>>214638637bro i'd do her so hard
I used to defend the demon souls remake until I actually played the original and realized how much they butchered it
>>214638597Sure but I found it interesting that their general attitude was "we can go into your threads but don't you dare come into ours". Very telling.
>>214638570jason is literally a danger to society he's a satanic paedo and also a tranny who HATES Nick Fuentes and J. K. Rowlinghttps://youtu.be/6bGZGYaRz_w
>>214638672ASEAN is actually way more accepting of foreigners than /cum/
>>214638594@gronk is this AI?
>>214638557Nobody really likes posters who don't speak the language of the specific general.
>>214638611Yeah CSGO got released 2012, so we were playing CS 1.6 or something. There were 10 or 12 PC's so we would play 5vs5. Good times. I haven't played anything since 2012-2013 or something.
>>214638622i had 2 lego star wars, cod mw, and a shitty transformers game no idea what happened to them though
>>214638611Sounds comfy, what do Bulgarian snacks look like?
>>214638672brown bois are always very worried that WHITE CHADS are gonna "steal their women"
>>214638690Yeah, although on /balk/ we don't speak in native languages, it's all english. But depending on if some posters are there - it's not very fun posting there sometimes.
>>2146386226/10, missing a lot of heavy hitters
>>214638685no, she's Slovakianhttps://www.instagram.com/pattycheeky/
>>214638719Name what I’m missing
>>214638678You should go outside and touch grass once in a while. Nobody irl cares about retard e-celebs like Spic Fuentes.>>214638717In /deutsch/ we have a few mentally ill neet anons who enjoy insulting other anons for fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuHS9NI_xwY
>>214637266
>>214638760do NOT post my wife...
I click every YouTube pink that gets posted
sexhavers of /cum/, how do you last more than 2 minutes?
>>214638767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb1o3puaHz8
You can be an avowed Marxist and be welcomed onto a debate stage. You can be an Atheist, a Satanist, or a complete degenerate, and our existing system will tolerate you (and depending on who is in charge in any given year, possibly even celebrate you).But until very recently, you could not say that Liberalism itself is the root of the problem. Doing so got you branded as a Right-wing extremist who needed to be silenced.That is now changing. And with this change, an infinite number of new possibilities are opening up. What an exciting time to be alive.
How STUPID were the guys in Al-Qaeda? You aim the plane for as low on the tower as possible. Less visually spectacular, but you trap more people inside and maximize the casualty rate.
>>214638594just unreasonable.
>>214638750Adding this to my gaming/gym playlist
>>>/pol/515074384This thread is brutal
>>214638788why would it matter when the towers were pre-rigged with thermite?
>>214638711They live right above the cafe so his mother would cook something up and bring it down - she used to make homemade chips, or a thing called Banitsa (it's a savory pie filled with cheese) or french fries with toppings and lots of other things - she was such a nice lady. picrel is banitsa>>214638747>mentally ill neet anons who enjoy insulting other anons for fun.Exactly, same, it's a few guys who hate everything, there's nothing you can say that wouldn't make them flip out and start sperging out - it gets old really fast, I don't post when they are there. There's also a gay/estrogen taking turkish guy who lives in America who is insufferable.
>>214638786What? Marxists, anarchists, leftists have been decrying liberalism for over 100 years
This may surprise some, but flying a massive aircraft at top speed into a building might compromise the structural integrity
>jasonhttps://youtu.be/XgmfhFbBZeM?t=88
>>214638777Idk, when I was young I though I would cum instantly but that's not the case, sometime it takes time. Other times you cum fast but then after 5-10 mins you are ready to go again. If you have adderall - that would make you last forever.
>>214638803
>>214638871>Some doctor cut a flap of skin off my dick as a baby -- the West must fall
So true
so nervous. i'm getting my stomach stapled tomorrow
>>214638825Damn that looks good, I’m jelly of European cuisine compared to Anglo American cuisine
so many hot girls
>>214638825>picvery middle-eastern-esque
My penis will never work as God intended because Abrahamists exist.
>>214638889these guys fuck each other. straight men don't dress up in matching outfits and body paint and make tiktoks. 100% their breath stinks like cum.
business idea: mexican joint called Pablo Burritobar
>>214638908what God is that?
>>214638813lmao I asked chatgpt about it and it said that a lower hit could've generated up to 20-30,000 deadImagine a post-9/11 Bush America if the death toll from the attacks was 10x greater than irl. I think by the end of the week we would've dropped a fucking nuke on the Kaaba lol.
>>214638732new super mario bros animal crossing wild world partners in time/bowsers inside story SMT strange journey ghost trickthe world ends with you999
I used to love Hawaiian Punch as a kid but it just doesn't taste right to me anymore
>>214638899Thanks, I make it once every two months. Why are you jealous you have nice dishes in America, also I think Bongs get a bad rep, they have some good food there - I had amazing steak pies in Yorkshire. >>214638903Yeah, our cuisine is heavily middle eastern inspired because of the Ottaman occupation for centuries. It is what it is.
>>214638890What does that mean? Are they making your stomach smaller so you can't eat?
>>214638923God is a name of Odin. Catholics lied to Europeans and told them Yahweh is Odin so they would let them infiltrate. This was literally a sin according to Christianity btw.
>>214638878>flap of skinIt's not skin, it's a thin layer of meat/tissue with two layers of skin on the inside and outside. Which is first crushed, left in this state for five minutes with no or laughable anesthesia and then amputated which leads to secondary risks like meatal stenosis, infection, etc. All the details are in the thread
>>214638945he is a good goy who knows his place
>>214638871
>>214638934>bowsers inside story I had that as a kid, but I can’t for the life of my find it. Same for the superstar saga on the gameboy>>214638946Most of the dishes in America are in the south, here in the Midwest we have nothing good unless it’s foreign
got 50bucks on us tether
>>214638966How did Trump vote for that when he wasn't in the government? hmm
>>214638946what are turks in bulgaria like? you have a significant population of turks whose families have lived there for centuries iirc
used to be that i had 200 bucks + but i lost it all buying crypto
>>214638989US Tether is banned in the EU but we can use USDC.
>>214638972Southern cuisine looks so good. I guess I could cook it myself but it probably wont be the same idk. In the next couple of weeks I'm gonna make chicken fried steak - I really want to try that. >>214639002For the most part we are cool with each other, they have integrated probably more then half of them are secular and the religious ones are just people from Istanbul and the area who are really modernized - we don't bother each other. I have a couple of Turkish friends from school, I'm the reason they eat pork now lol.
>>214639055looks like the north of spain had some backup generatorsand is that blob in the east barcelona? looks too small almost but i suppose it could be
jason btfo!https://youtu.be/-h8aofbD8u4
>>214639055didnt the habsburgs control austria too?
Who shall be the vessel for my cum
>>214638972those first three m&l games were all great, they never got back to that level since
does light pollution take a while to go away, or if all the power went out would the stars appear instantly?
>>214638622Missing Ace Attorney
>>>/r9k/82433769Made one.
>>214639138Jason you need to just kys please.
>>214639103It probably goes away instantly.
>>214639084You'd know, nerd.
>>214639103It would be instant in reality but our eyes would need a couple minutes to adjust to be able to perceive it.
>>214639149You're jealous of him just because he is white germanic
>>214639103No, all the the photons from the artificial lights stay in the atmosphere for years.
actually you know that gayson has a disgusting penis because otherwise he would have posted it years ago
fuck you bloody
>>214639188I can see the stars where I live, how about you? thank you
I pirate call of duty to play the campaign and maybe some bot matches
>>214639196erm actually I can't argue against that
I'm getting more of a seared bite
>>214639212Yeah but only 25% probably, when we go camping I can see gorrilions of them.
>>214639196i bet it is unshaven, thin, moderately long only due to his anorexia
feeling sleepy
>>214639261>taken in a hotel roomI think he got more than a hug
>>214639212I don't live in the city. I can see a lot of stars and today we could even see a blood moon.
Trump won.America won.
I have no idea what it is, but I fucking despise women who travel
>>214639267yeah he got a photo too, how nice
i like to party you like to party
>>214639276Jason has already posted his dick you can find it in the archive:https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/210685594/#210697480
>>214639296I ain't clicking that shit, bruh!
you cant handle the way i party your liver would give out half way through
>>214639282I don't like old Bong and German tourists in Greece.
My penis looks as well as any circumcised penis can. I have some skin and the frenulum so it only gets tight when I'm at full mast, and it has a bit of a downward curve, probably in part from the tightness caused by the mutilation.The head is dry and calloused as you'd expect, but it absorbs moisture from lotion spic quite well and looks fine while wet.
There is no issue with passport broing
>>214639309shut yo bitch ass up
>>214639305You said you wanted to see his dick
listening to thishttps://youtu.be/R2VFTW0ieE0
>>214639317that was some other guy
you see me in the parking lot, 7-11 is the spot
>>214639290I'm ready to party. Are you ready to partyyy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iANP7ib7CPA
>>214639316mad because you cant rock with me all night long cause you are bitch made
>>214639315As long as it's to European countries with hot white blonde and blue eyed girls
If I wasn't circumcised I would have to use my hands to pee every time like some kind of freakazoid
>>214639333nobody wants to hang out with your lame ass
Why is everyone here talking about their dicks and posting pictures of their dicks?
>>214639343neither do they want to hang out with you goober isn't it past your bed time bud?
To anyone here who's been circumcised: if there was a button you could press that would give you a 50/50 chance of either restoring your foreskin or flaying your entire cock, would you press it?
>>214634783Hi, Horny. I'm anon.
>>214639321These twins are so dumb I can't listen to them.
>>214639354Why aren't you??
>>214639340Why would you have to use your hands for peeing?
>>214639357lame ass unc
>>214639354I just know that if you don't have red or blonde or very light brown pubic hair, then you're literally not white
>>214639354Because we love cocks. Cocks are the fountain from which all life springs.
>>214639358I wouldn't even press it if it was a 100% chance>>214639370I'd have to hold back my foreskin so it doesnt fill up like a water balloon and cover my cock in dick cheese
what dont you talk about bitcoin or something, how to make money
>>214637318She's probably farting Chad's cum out of her ass.
>>214639381ensouled beings realize the futility of storing up earthly treasures
Let's dance
Chad is farting my cum out of his ass
>>214637318Holy cute
>>214639392
>>214639379The foreskin shouldn't cover your pee hole. No need to hold it back.>>214639392You should retract your foreskin before you put on a condom.
>>214639434>>214639434
>>214639392Anon the foreskin retracts fully exposing your head when you get a hard on. The foreskin only covers/protects the head of the penis when you are soft. When you are hard your glans head is uncovered.
>>214639427I just KNOW you got some stank ass dick cheese anon
>>214637318idk who that is
