>*ding dong* hello? Do you open in your country
sorry, i dont like asians
>guitar riff playing in the background>YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH>more flashy jump cuts>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED>more flashy jump cuts>the mantis strikes >strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans>slow mo replay of the attack in black and white>AND IT'S OVER IN A FLASH>THAT LITTLE SPIDER>SHOULD'VE PRAYED>TO THE MANTIS>Starwipe to the next clip
>>214639529Why yes, I'd let this beautiful asian girl into my house.
>*ding dong*My house doesn't have a doorbell, they'll have to clap and call my name out loud.
>>214639529>*yeah come on in
>>214639529https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zn3Y-KGbh0&pp=ygUYc3RhcnNoaXAgdHJvb3BlcnMgZ2VybWFu
>>214639529
>>214644491Oh shit home, didn't know it was you, come on in!
