twiggy
Doing some reading
here at /brit/ we outsource our new production to our partners in jf countries to ensure we can dedicate our time to churning out utter bollocks
Freakbob.org
>>214643559What’s that the bible
I hate getting old
>>214643559can recite this all by heart :)
>>214643559ive read it. classic
that 4M XP can become 3M XP and then its just 200K XP away from being doable though. 3M Xp is doable with some cheese because you can only catch 1000 Pokeon per day
>>214642887
>>214643598Absolutely wrong on all counts.
Do NOT google Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset, England
I would fly to America TODAY if I had money to go get level 50
>>214643574There's always the colonoscopy to look forward to
>>214643614right well that cockmogs my entire ancestry combined
>>214643306>>214643241>>214643225>>214643206mousetimmy getting desperate LOL
big day of cluegaining tomorrow. need to rest up love to you and yours x
hate wasting time but not sure how to deal with burnout. obviously its due to my own hang ups and shortcomings so i guess i should just suffer it out (force myself to be more productive)
>>214643601:3
>>214643306 >>214643241 >>214643225 >>214643206 mousetimmy getting desperate LOL
>>214643614>Cerne Abbas
>>214643640umm its like 2AM (and plus the day starts at 10PM for me in Pokemon Go to get more XP per day) but sleep tite pepsidawg go get some clues whilst fully rested
might go to england to pick up some birds as they cant resist the kiwi accent so ive heard
fuck Pokemon and Niantic for doing this XP event and level 50 deadline in the most rainy season (and with the days getting shorter). honestly a disaster
god save our gracious kinglong live our noble kinggod save the king
>>214643696Hip hip!
mental how the quran is the only book that can be recited word for word by millions
Thinking about becoming a sovereign citizen and therefore unarrestable. Might not tho
>>214643717bit stupid to not be
>>214643714This has already been debunked.
>>214643714Theres not millions of Hafiz
reading the Quorn, Wallahi + Alhamdulillah
let me alone
england died in 1066
>>214643714I doubt there's more than a dozen people who could recite it word for word
Putting on some gay quorn nuggets
>>214643774:)
>>214643766Probably a few thousand desu, you doubt how serious thirdies take religion.
>>214643758there's no england now
>>214643740>>214643744>>214643766but i saw someone say it in a youtube short
glad i bought tesla friday
>>214643614for me it's the long manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtbQbfUCAH8
>>214643844This person does not exist
Kemi loves the BWC
>>214643853Learn about the little-known witch trials that took place throughout Connecticut nearly fifty years before the infamous events in Salem. Follow the inspiring story of Thomas Gallaudet, the man who established the nation’s first school for the deaf in Hartford, which today operates as the American School for the Deaf. And discover the origins of the character Sherlock Holmes, originally played by Connecticut native, William Gillette.
>>214643848went to see him last year
I thought 4chan was supposed to get banned weeks agoInwas looking forwards to not having to talk to you runts
I beat porn not even as in "stopped wanking to it" (I will go do it again), but the porn begged me to stop and then society did too. porn bucked before I stopped consuming. I should go do heroin
what's for breakfast lads
>>214643871I waggled the old 5.5 inch BWC out the window yesterday and had all manner of brown birds jumping and snapping their jaws at it
>>214643890no idea what ill do. just sit here in silence until i die most likely
>>214643881how did it feel?
got to cum on the titties so you can eat her pussy and finish her off (not eating your own cum)
>>214643920honey bunches of oats w/ some off brand milk
>b-but I went to Durham university to set myself up for life what do you mean this AI program is replacing me?
poor lad doesn't know what he's getting into
>>214643916I don't really enjoy wanking anymore. Used to do very long wanks but now it's a very quick affair once every couple days to keep the pipes clean.
>>214643939NEET fantasy
>>214643940happy for them
cause thats gay >>214643945yeah I heared thatsa what sexually active people or normies do
>>214643938>off brand milkas in not from a mammal's mammaries?
Dadberg bought me £100 Apple gift card, I don't play mobile games so I basically have nothing to spend it on, I have an apple music sub but I just pay for a year up front rather than monthly, what do normies actually spend money on in the app store?
mental how there's literally no ideas to be found anywhere in islam.
>>214643954<3
was just reading back through the previous thread. seemed like a lot of hostility in there. you lads alright?
>>214643969theyve got the ISS on the Pakistani flag
I don't really enjoy walking anymore. Used to do very long walks but now it's a very quick affair once every couple days to keep the blood flowing.
>>214643968this your dad?
>>214643968Sir because of due to bad refund you must send me the apple google gift card
>>214643940Fairly certain even if a cute japanese woman, or indeed any woman, went out her way to stop me on the street and tell me I was handsome I wouldn't know how to respond. Certainly I wouldn't convert it into a date.
6000 years ago Pakistan predicted satellites
>yanks drink branded milkoh my days
bought some very expensive oil paint to paint a bedroom with and it's taking fifty billion years to drydid the first cost around 2am and that shit is still wetpainted it around midnight and it
>>214643968pokemon go
>>214643987Everything gets dull eventually
>>214644022dont know if you should use oil paint on walls except to draw on them
>>214643996she'd convert it for you
>>214643960unfortunately no, it is cows milk. just some generic brand
>>214644004how so
>>214644022Why were you painting in the wee hours of Monday
>>214644035it's on panelling
>>214644011sounds familiar
>>214644049they have it on their flag
>>214644056why does the jug look like that and why does the marketing read like something you would see on a container of laundry detergent?
>>214643968some years back my dad also got me an apple voucher (bizarre that our dads do this) and I was in a similar predicamentin the end I had a look at their physical products online under the Accessories bit and bought a wireless charger just to use up the voucher. There's a few brands that aren't apple but which apple lists on their website (so you know it isn't utter dogshit chinese crap like what's on amazon). Get yourself a powerbank or wireless charger.
>>214644056TIL Arla isn't Swedish
>>214644060This is an urban legend.
impossible is nothing! who dares wins!
They killed megamind, lads!
>>214644081state of zoomoids
>>214643929it felt nice
>>214644099sniper's dream
>>214644099
>>214644088Oh wait, it actually is. It's an off-shoot.
>>214644011prefer graham's to the own-brand stuff if that counts
>>214644052took holidays until the end of the month and doing up the housenot much of a point going to sleep and waking up early because I don't want to disturb neighbours with noise. I do the noisy stuff between 10am and 7pm, then the quiet stuff, them before sleep the stuff thag needs to dry or cure like paint or glue, so it's done by the time I wake up
>>214644078Well all of our normal milk is fresh so their only gimmique is that their stays "fresh" for longer It's milk for people who don't really use milk very often
>>214644081wonder if hes gay>>214643968i used to subscribe to netflix and disney through the app store because it was more convenient but now most big services make you sub through the browser.
it's all just milkcow milk
yesterday I saw someone with massive tits who looks like a girl I used to sort of know who didnt have tits but a nice ass and she looked kind of sad
>>214644133maybe put it in a normal sized gallon and it wont go bad. no duh its going to be fresh if its refrigerated
>>214644088>>214644120It's Danish-Swedish actually
>>214644131sorry about the typos, just woke up and doing breakfast after inspecting my paintwork
>>214644099They shot a man for looking after his kids?
>>214644145>>214644056this tastes like shit and is tarq milk though ooh I drink my fancy milk that is not normal
>>214643968sell it or buy some kinos
>>214644099boom headshot!
my niece who is 8 saw me playing silksong yesterday and asked why i was playing a children's game
>>214644146that was rorkes da
did you put killing joke on the list? I'm sure you did
I don't drink milk it gives me spots
*stares at you in Chinese*
me so horny
>>214644145it's amazing how much of a difference there isa lot of continental milk is pretty bad in comparison to british and irish milkscandinavian countries have really good milk as wellpolish milk is some of the worst i've hadplus UHT is far too common on the continent than in the uk, even a lot of cafes use it to save money and avoid the logistics of ordering fresh milk constantly
i shit every day after coming home from toil. literally throw my things on the floor running into the bathroom
>>214644165That is not even remotely tarq milkTarq has gold top
>>214644197vietnam fucking shits
>>214644173and what did you tell her? you didn't freeze up did you, you vile nonce?
>>214644162Need government approval for looking after your kids
>At least 15 shot after gunmen board bus in Jerusalem outskirtsomd
>>214644197mans throne innit >>214644203that gold top milk looks good and only costs £1.60. I would get it, but like 5 bottles because they probably charge for delivery (so you need a fridge)
>>214644193truly we are the most indo-european peoples
switching broadband from Three to Sky today
>>214644197That's an unfortunate poo schedule. Can you not try and change it?I've been on the pre-work poos for years now. I don't even have time to browse my phone sitting on the toilet, I'm that regular. Soon as my arse touches down the train is leaving the station.
>>214644148Yeah, after 2000 at least it seems.
>>214644165Tarqs dont drink cravendale you complete spanner
fancy pants milk
>>214644168(not him) my brother has an insanely massive digital film collection on apple, he has been buying a film almost every week since the ipod days, thousands of films. i've showed him how to torrent but he doesn't care he wants to 'own' them. Apple eventually will just get rid of the selling/renting digital marketplace and he will have spent thousands of pounds over the decades and be left with nothing.
Just bought a sourdough loaf for £4
>>214644226well you know what to expect after my very lengthy post the other day detailing what the guy does when he comes outhave you decided where you want the white box to go?
cats with thumbs ahh milk
thats krusha
naked ladyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUQhNEyAf0I
>Public support further slid after a series of controversies, including criticism of his decision to appoint only two women to his cabinet and handing out expensive gifts to party membersThe bbc didnt mention immigration at all i wonder if it was all a4chan psyop
>Tarq drinks cravendaleHow can you be this off the mark
HAHAHAHA
I drink Arla bob coz it says bob on it lol
Skimmed milk is the only milk I've had which is genuinely unpleasant. It's like if you've ever had not enough normal milk left for your cornflakes, added that milk and then filled the rest of the bowl with tap water. That's what skimmed milk is like out of the bottle.
>>214644233tried holding it in once. what resulted was me not being able to shit for 3 days and feeling bloated as fuck 24/7 until the biggest, most foul smelling yet relieving poo of my life
>>214644247zoolenial
>>214644217how many do you guess will survive? ill say more than half
I uhh have cute balls right now
>>214644319do you lot eat fried bugs and shite down in ‘nam too?
wounded idf soldier getting shot in the foreskin and being too scared to admit to the medic he's uncut
the EU is basically third-world (as in they act like it)
fizzy raspberry coconut lemon limeade
telling the dogsworth he's a good boy but he obviously not understanding
>>214644355
>>214644348you can tell the medics... they are there to help. just dont tell the police
>>214644334Hello edge Swede. Are you Polish like they say?
>>214644356he understand
>>214644354if the eu is third world then the uk is a zoo the zoonited kingdom
>be Angela rainer>support minorities and muslims all your life>hate tories simple as>start losing seats to muslims that she encouraged and supported>move down south to escape>do dodgy tax avoidance because thats just the system im not like one of those bloody tories>gets caught>resigns but still lives in an 800k apartment in Brighton with another house up northDid i summarise this correctly?
not to brag but I'm extremely gassy today
>>214644397cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>214644395would explain all the monkeys
>>214644397Yes except you forgot her third place in London
we need to RETVRN to edwardian fashion
people from the EU all talk/banter like they got autism
>>214644397just shut up rorke you horrible bastard
>>214644327In open air you'd probably be right but if they're boarding a bus to do it you're probably looking at 90-100% fatality rate. You've not much hope sat on a bus.I'm reminded of the still-unsolved murder of a British Iraqi family in the French Alps in 2012 where the entire family was shot while sat in their car. The sole survivor was one of the young daughters who was hiding under her mum's dress.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Alps_killings
bale relicorlilac beerorale lyricorlily acre
>>214644081So this is Rorke
>>214644316They used to serve it only to prisoners
>>214644110>>214644422can you post the julian sands?
i miss angela's massive fake tits already
>>214644316it makes shit cappuccinos and lattes, too
for me I drink whole milk with enzymes added to convert the lactose which makes it taste sweet
>>214644482I dunno how the prisoners could even tell it was actual skimmed milk and not just highly diluted normal milk. That's exactly what it tastes like. should be classed as cruel and unusual punishment
>>214644440it looks like they were just firing at people at a bus stop, and there was a soldier there with a gun who shot back and got both attackers. Only 4 victims died.
>>214644437Alri angela get on LinkedIn you'll be alri
>>214644504Don't need that - I'm not a chink, you see
>>214644489dont know what the hell you're on about
it's a scrandemic
Just dropped an extortionate amount of money on 16TBs of storage for my cold storage server
>>214643559i'm doing some watching :) this could be us
>>214644206i just said it's not a children's game
>>214644348he's cut now though innit
when I was making my eggs I had my buttered toast set aside and one of those very tiny fruit flies you sometimes see landed on the buttered toastI'm 99 percent sure it didn't didn't fly away because I didn't see it fly away. I think it must have just become trapped instantly by the puddles of melted butter on the toast. It would have been coated entirely in butter the moment it landed. Anyway I dumped my eggs on the toast and ate it.
I turn on a UK VPN to make virginous posts
mad how shit sushi is
>>214644226both are shit
>>214644397no the house up North no longer belongs to her. the flat in Hove really IS her only property, it's just that the one up North still counts for stamp duty purposes until her spastic son turns 18, which is a few months from now.Rayner is an obnoxious leftie but the whole scandal really was a bunch of Tories with massive property portfolio dogpiling on a dumb working class broad for getting the order of operations in getting a tax break on a pathetic flat wrong. the second her son turns 18 this would be all legal.
>>214644593mad how bland your palette is
going to be a looonnnngg day for me lads. would rather just go back to bed x
>>214644537me neither but sometimes milk makes me gassy if I have it first thing in the morning on an empty stomach
>>214644544proost, tovarisch
>>214644503My sister has an eating disorder and when I meet her for coffee she asks me to get her an americano with skimmed milk at the till. She doesn't buy normal milk for her house. But when I'm at the till I don't even bother to ask for skimmed milk, mainly because I don't want them to think I'm a difficult customer. So then when I take the coffees to the table I tell her they didn't have any skimmed milk.
>>214644593You've probably been eating shit sushi with rancid fish
>>214644419that was only let to her temporarily for the sake of ministerial duties, she's lost it now.
>>214644540oh yes you do
>>214644617all fish is shit and rancid
Spaki on Angelina Reyna defence force
I'm the cool uncle so my niece and nephews don't question what game I'm playing and just ask if they can play with me
proper california roll and a thai iced teamaybe a spicy tuna roll toonone of this cream cheese bullshit
>>214644507>4/15Well that gives credence to what I said I suppose. If it's in open air you've got a decent chance. Different story if someone boards a bus and they're standing between everyone and the only exit.
more fish for me :)
>>214644645sybau rorke your mum tells you to leave your bedroom door open when you invite your nieces and nephews in
>>214644645could you not take them to the park or something
>>214644612it's not really a bother if they need to put milk in regardless. it's just grabbing a red bottle instead of a green onesometimes you might just get whatever milk is already opened, or whichever one is going out of date faster
the humble sausage roll is the UK's uramaki
>>214644634Stick to your frozen chicken nuggets and peas
>>214644687I don't want the cute baristas to think I'm a woofer who drinks red top milk though. They don't know whether it's for me or my sister.
And that's that.
the lads
The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>Indian gastropub near home of Shakespeare’s wife faces demolition>After the council rejected the retrospective planning application earlier this year, she said: "We have Indian chefs working there and all British people want to have a curry.>"We serve Tandoori Indian food and pub classics, what is not to like?">She also suggested racism was behind the controversy, and added: "Brown skin and black skin may not sit well in this very white, middle-class village."This article is almost laughably clicheForeigner builds in a historic area without permission and when told they can't falls back on muh food and muh racismWhy is not just throwing up any gaudy structure anywhere you want such an alien concept to them?
>>214644729/brit not /brut/
For me it's Cowbelle Filtered British Whole Milk from Aldi.
>>214644110Bet her hair smells nice
words words words
>>214644544Very tranny coded
>>214644748Hate how every pub and food place is indian ran now. Went to one near me, ordered nachos and they weren't nachos they were these big indian pastry fucking things. Other time went to a pizza place and the pizza was on a naan instead of dough
>>214644544post feet
>>214644749
>>214643968Rent movies when I’m too lazy to pirate
>>214644729If that story interests you then you might like this film.Really excellent movie. Ben Walker and Thomasin Mackenzie. Kino.
turkey and grease
some fucking piece of shit has keyed my brothers first car he only passed his test 2 weeks ago
the brown people (whatever they are) at the takeaway near me are pretty friendly and nice
>>214644602She put it into a trust to protect from inheritance tax right? The same thing she thinks others should pay and farmers should have even if it means losing their farms
>>214644748hate pakis
everybody haffi ask weh mi get mi clarks
>>214644774They'll open any business they think they can spin a quick buck onThat's half the reason the highstreet is dying because businesses are thrown up with a short term mindset
>>214644790If it's a brand new car then yeah people do that to new cars out of spite / psychopathy.If he got a normal first car i.e a shitbox and it was that which got keyed then it's probably someone who doesn't like him, one of his 'mates' etc.
>>214644769>>214644778it's from a mentally ill ukrainian who posts a picture of his laptop and his meal while blogging on outer /int/
>>214644774>Hate how every pub and food place is indian ran now. Simply not true is it though
>>214644334..yh
chester draws
its over
Pokemon Go loves putting shadow honchkrow in the reccomended battle party
>>214644786Thank you for the suggestion, I'll make sure to check it out.
>>214644796only because they're after your money
>>214644845still handsome just needs bald
>>214644845grimwhy must men suffer
glad my local chinese is chinese runone of the counter girls is very pretty, probably chink white mixtried finding her on facebook but there's a lot of chinese people on there
sucking an american(o)
An artist panda named Chester walking through a bamboo forest stops at a bar and sits by the window looking out into the forest. Chester draws shoots and leaves.
>>214644852im poor though and if they pay taxes I get their money...
>>214644847Silence!
>>214644845idgiare you implying he's not attractive on the right?lmao
>>214644868What makes her pretty?
holy shit skamory encounter!
>>214644316>>214644503I get skimmed milk sometimes, it's fine>>214644612You're a terrible person
>>214644857ew please nobalding is cuteshaved bald skinhead is gay and creepy
>>214644729what if the kids wanted to be with their dad?
need a shoreditch gf
>>214644903shut yo gay ass up
Love fish meCould easily do pescatarian
>>214644861because you're so impressionable probably
Rorke on facebook searching for "chinese takeaway girl"
>>214644904One of them will eventually write a book or answer that in an interview.
>>214644800no, she did it to get cash out of the trust to use as a deposit. she sold her share of the house to the trust. she owned half of it, and her ex husband owns the other half. so now it's basically co-owned by her ex and their son (via trust), who actually live there. it's just that until her son turns 18, which is a few months from now, it still counts as hers for stamp duty purposes.
wish I could find people on the internet
>>214644913you desperately confused frightened little fool you poor poor thing
>>214644908you need a clip round the ears
>>214644939We're people
>>214644941
>>214644828Pubs no but restaurants absolutely Especially newer trends like Korean are very often staffed entirely by Indians
>GoFundMe for British woman, 23, jailed in Dubai for ‘stupid mistake’ removed at £700
>>214644947short back and sides please
>>214644902>you're terribleWhat, for not enabling her eating disorder? That's a bit much.
>>214644950you're AI
which character is "dragon"
>>214644815It’s a normal car but his mates don’t live anywhere close to us so it doesn’t make sense
Thank heavens for little girls…
>>214644895she has a nice face with big round eyes, not diddy slanty ones, and her hair is also very long and black which I think looks goodshe's probably just average and I've got yerrow fever x
>>214644902to froth milk it needs to have a better fat content otherwise the foam separates and loses its consistency quite quicklysemi is fine for it, whole is the best, yet strangely creams don't do it well
my armpits smell interesting today :)(in a good way)
>>214644965should've saved some of that money she got for letting men poo on her
some day this generals gonna end
>>214644965
heheheh
might clock this yanks tea
>>214644965She was a law student that smuggled cocaine
ill give the Pokemon Go thing 8 more days to see where I end up. if I can get to level 49 or near there I will carry on otherwise im not going to burn out
No scientific breakthroughs today because nobody is willing to risk human life. Or maybe they are but the research and the test subjects are in some hidden laboratory.
>>214644993giz a sniff
>>214644986You should spaff in her Fanny
>>214645017*who
Finally sorting my life out by going to Durham uni to do accounting
>>214644971Ah right I thought you meant like dietary needs, never mind>>214644991Fair enough, I just drink instant coffee with milk though
we meet again mr resdefault
donating my body to sciencebut specifically biology and to women studying it by touching the willies and ballsand also I'm alive still
>>214645019Silence!
>>214644978they don't need to, only to have been in or near the car
im going to have to learn how to do ERP (in real life and not roleplay)
>>214645035careful I'm ticklish
sweaty woman pheromones
>>214645017*whomst
got a condition called tmau
at some pointas to not be le... CRINGE!
>>214645039Dont know her name mate
is ikea still worth it? need some basics for the new place and my local dunelm burned down.
want a group of women to pin me down and tickle me until i piss myself
>>214645060It happened overnight while it was parked in the drive
>>214645102based??
>>214645065how can scientists argue that human pheromones don't exist? Have they never smelled a woman? Have they never smelled their own 2-day-worn boxer shorts? it's one thing to say that we just haven't identified the specific compounds but the common refrain is that human pheromones don't exist. Which is obviously total shite.
>>214645075if you never had it you would have worked your whole life
>>214645119>>214645119>>214645119
Angry German kid
>>214645117>Have they never smelled their own 2-day-worn boxer shorts??
i dont really ive just posted that as we're nearing the end of the thread and I want to push it to bump limit before some fat yank makes the new early
>>214645096better than ever, I'd say
Saving your best posts for the new eh? Me2
