elizabeth taylor
oh yes massa i's gon be a good little yank and make the new for you massa right away massa
>>214646543Im just a polite young man (36)
nth for the baddiedem
>>214646561Did it feel like a relief to have it cut open?often when I get ingrown hairs and stuff like that I wish I could just take a scalpel to it and release the pressure. Best not to though I guess.
if you want to find autistic women go to the fares, especially the elven themed onesfull of mentally ill 30+ year old women who are easily shaggable
>>214646596haha happens to me all the time when my daughter's friends come round haha
>>214646561this you lad?
>>214646642or go to the local autism event
most autistic women are in relationships with neurotypical men.Most autistic men die alone.
>>214646679the bergs fit this
ngl hstikkytokky and his mum kinda btfo louis theroux
>>214646651um
ive never watched taskmaster, is it good?
most autistic people aren't in relationships at allmost people in relationships who claim to be "autistic" are not autistic
>>214646728yeah
>>214646728nah
>>214646728it's alri
you seen that Steve? there's this... there's this thing in it
still on track to have £100k in the ISA before i turn 30
>>214646738>>214646744>>214646748the trichotomy of /brit/
It LOOMS
Refuse to believe that gingers really got bulliedNot a thing that happens. Maybe the odd teasing comment but they weren't treated like dirt
>>214646765I'm 29 and have over £200k All from the bank of mum and dad
ah shit here we go again
>>214646765Corr means you can get the redrow house of your dreams x
>>214646596aging women have got to be one of the funniest, saddest, most bizarre groups out there. the next stage of this mental disorder is acting like a psycho towards their teen daughters out of pure envy and spite
>>214646798>LionessUm what's that
>>214646798Based lionesses saving the country yet again
>>214646798>the lioness line
>>214646738>>214646744>>214646748now i dont know what to think
>>214646832gonna have to make you own mind up then lad
>>214646808highly incel-ish comment
>>214646783>Maybe the odd teasing comment but they weren't treated like dirtcan confirm, but I'm not freakishly ginger so maybe I just got the better end of the stickForrun birds love it so that's a plus
just laid an egg
>>214646798a day safe from stabbings on the tube
>residue from the disinfectant shite the rub on innit
>>214646731>autism just munch some dung and be done with it>Gut bacteria and mind control (@ 41:00)https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2460&v=mioR_WrkRaU
Need to start dressing a little smarter so I can carnally know some females in the future
>>214646838youre not wrong but neither is he
>>214646837im just going tor rewatch a room with a view because helena wears so many pretty outfits
got the femboy kino on
>>214646808Fully grown women with kids posting this
>>214646880corrrr that's tonights wank sorted
>>214646641nah, nothing like that since i was heavily medicated during the procedure the bandage is just for support more than protection, got an infection in my joint and cut into a ligament or summat >>214646651why does it look like that
My grim dawn necromancer looks cool
>>214646880I'd go for Jeeves and Wooster if you like pretty girls and outfitsit's really funny too
Nigga name Keir
>>214646880she is such a munterjust a smelly looking swarthy little goblin of a woman
>>214646884didn't this guy cut him mum's head off then fuck it?
>>214646882you're a gay porn tourist come back when you're watching 6'5 muscle hunks violently fuck each other
gfberg gonna give me a heart attack with her bullshit
Business idea: Dial-a-Grinch but instead of the Grinch I'm a certain purple advertising mascot from the comedy sketch show "The Whitest Kids U Know"
>>214646906
>>214646915you're thinking of ed kemper, he was that giant 7ft lad that was in that netflix series
https://youtu.be/Z_63ZZRLylE
>>214646904is it edwardian style? might actually watch that unironically >>214646911shut up you goblin or ill beat you up the next time you're in cheshire
Sir Windrush Line
>>214646935I LOVE IT
>>214646770get him booked
straight people think liking femboys is gaygay people think liking femboys is straightfunny, that
>>214646957yeah it is
>>214646972Hilarious
>>214646957looks like bellatrix
>>214646960*chains you to the radiator*
scre he heaming
>>214646838>INCELL!!!!!
>Indian gastropub near home of Shakespeare’s wife faces demolition>After the council rejected the retrospective planning application earlier this year, she said: "We have Indian chefs working there and all British people want to have a curry.>"We serve Tandoori Indian food and pub classics, what is not to like?">She also suggested racism was behind the controversy, and added: "Brown skin and black skin may not sit well in this very white, middle-class village."Just look at the state of it it's no wonder it didn't get planning permissionWhat is it with jeets flouting the rules then playing the victim when they're enforced>"but we sell food we should be able to do what we want, also you're racist"Fuck off
>>214646985*for decades and decades and decades*
>>214646972what do bisexuals think
>>214647007never you mind hun x
>>214646954oh yes of course
>>214646974ill give a cheeky watch haha>>214646981yes, looks like.
I'd rather scran a bowl of Coco Pops!The joke explained:-Coco Pops are a cereal in the UK which posters on /brit/ will be familiar with.-The slogan of Coco Pops is 'I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops!', but here, the word 'have' has been replaced with 'scran'.-'Scran' is a British verb for 'eat' (also a noun for 'food', not relevant here), commonly used in some parts of the UK, and instantly familiar to /brit/ posters.-Inserting the informal 'scran' into the familiar and corporate friendly cereal slogan creates mirth.
>>214647007Bisexuals don't think they just fuck
>>214647009the godless orient
>>214646994get the england flags up
>>214647023how banal and trite
>>214646994Plonk some burnt sticks on top and paint some lines on itBosh, done
>>214646994why do pakis always do shit like this? my nans old road in london which is now full of pakis and all the front gardens are gone and just paved over
>>214647047They set up sheds at the bottom of their gardens and illegally rent them out to Indian students
>>214647009I do that
>>214646994get that thatched roof monstrosity torn down and get some tarmac over it so those restaurant lads can expand and have some proper parking space
>>214647047Ant colony mindset
the type of -2 the cronem be clapping
>>214646994im glad people are finally waking up to the jeet menace. they are on the surface kind of chill, but they're insidious so people took a long time to wake up to their ways
>>214646994>Just call this shit box a pub I dont get it though. Like obviously its pretty shittily built but people must have seen it going up and surely the council give them the alcohol license and everything
>>214647047lots of whites have no appreciation for beautiful things either and have objectively poor taste
>jeetdo brits really not have a native slur for indiansodd that
BREAKING NEWS: Mousey does not use the soy sauce sachet with his Pot Noodles and opts for a "Pure Pot" with just boiling water added
>gastropubutter woke nonsense, pubs should serve beer and at most a small selection of sandwiches
have shagged men and women but never trannies or nonbinary people. thats not to say im opposed to a fit trans but the ones you tend to meet in real life... lets just say they're not sending their best
>>214646994What's a retrospective planning application anyway? Is that just when you tried to get away with illegally building something and then actually apply when you're caught?
>>214647096ain't that the sad truth :(
>>214646994The other problem is the people who go to places like this. If you were in Stratford upon avon why the fuck would you go somewhere like here
>>214647103we also just call them pakis
sacked tranny has been pretending shes getting a minge plumbed in for years but still hasn't, reckon its just one big con
>>214647115Pretty much. Very risky and potentially costly approach, as those lads found out.
Never been to a pub cause it's all 60 year olds in there and I'm in my 20s.
>>214647110love a pub sunday lunch
>>214647103currymuncher
>>214647103curry muncher but can't say that now coz of woke
>>214647065that's actually performance art raising questions about youth culture and parental ignorance about gender and tradition
yeah i'm racist so what?
>>214647110According to an article I read in the guardian, britain is trending back that wayWhereas here the megatavern is here to stay
>>214647144probably love loitering around schools as well dont you noncey chops
>>214647135they are giving trannys a bad name
>>214647135
Dirty bulk starts today
>>214647110Pubs make very little from alcohol sales these days because of alcohol taxes. The margins are very small. Which is why every pub does food now
megatavern or menulog tonight then?
I keep seeing posts about dirty bulking everywhere. Is this a marketing thing?
having a chinese wank
>>214647093>He had proposed to replace a timber shed with two extra en-suite bedrooms and a plant room. >But he ran into trouble with planners when he doubled the size of the development - and threw in a gastropub and large outdoor wooden terrace for punters. He applied for something completely different and chanced itThere's already a hotel there which presumably has an alcohol licence
>>214647141pub I walk past sometimes has an A4 sheet of paper on the door saying "regulars only"how does that even work? What happens when they all pass away?
>>214647178This is our deputy prime minster
new Rest if History ep just dropped
wtf lads apparently there's still a war in Ukraine going on
>>214647205mallard
>>214647164leftypol would say this with a straight face
>>214647193But it already looks horrific. Unironically not in keeping with the villages rustic aesthetic.
>>214647065This is what I imagine tobey is like
>>214647213wtf how. i thought trump was going to end it on day 1
should i buy ticket to pendulum concert next march lads?
Posted in the wrong threadGetting the music listened toI am a silly sausage x
>>214647236yeah
>>214647234what
mad to think people in my year were shagging in year 7, cant help but think that was a catastrophic parental failure
>>214647213them nazis got a harder bite this time
>>214647226Not until he gets his Nobel peace prize
>>214647248Posted the wrong image too
>>214647236might be an idea to buy them now even, probably all sold out if you wait until marchmmmmmmmwahey
>>214646566
>>214647234
ABC News theme is such a banger
>>214647009>AVcorrrrrrr
Which one we going to then?
>>214647236>>214647250I've been listening to their albums thinking how awesome it would be to hear it live latelyBut I think they just stand at a deck and press play it's not actually livestill could be fun but I've not been to many concerts bit scared I'll get the tinnitis
>>214647289can you sing it for us?
>>214647204dressing like that to a weeb event is criminal
nobody care me
>>214647308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iysSJ51sRc
>>214647255I didn't even have a wank until year 9
>>214647331I care matex
Elon Musk on a mad one about that Ukrainian girl that got stabbed by the basketball American.
>>214647349can vividly remember the first time i pulled my forey back and the horrific smeggy scenes that unfolded
>>214647303>But I think they just stand at a deck and press play it's not actually liveseen them 5 or so times and you couldnt be more wrong. you know it's an actual band right?
(*^_^*)
>>214647308ooohhhh i'm gay and i like willies because i watch the gaybc duh duh duh duh duh dummmm
>>214647328it's how a lot of them do dress howevera good chunk of the women there have autism and like to look pretty
>>214647204he drops something
>>214646566That's my grandmother
>>214647372so there's a guy on the drums and all that?sounds sick I'm gonna buy a ticket for sureI just thought I saw videos of them live and it's just two guys waving their hands in the air on a stage
don't like concerts me or anything really with big crowds
>>214647361Donald Trump doesn't care about White People
>>214646994Scathing review from Graham
being gangstalked sounds fun as long as they don't actually harm you
pooism with wee wee characteristics
>>214647308Dadadaaa dat-dadaa, dadadatdadaaa!Doodoo dootdoot dadaaDoo, dootdoo...Doo, dootdoo...Dadadaa da-dadaa, dadadatdadaaa!
>>214647411what about gang banged
>>214647410based graham smacking those paki cunts into their place
>>214647415bravo!
>>214647385>Taylor was raised as a Christian Scientist, and converted to Judaism in 1959.You one too?
Can you buy Viagra in boots or super drug?
>>214647401>>214647372Okay I looked at a video of them live and I stand correctedSweet as I will enjoy this but my eardrums will not
>>214647331I'd genuinely make love to you xx
>>214647465Um!! xx
>>214647449Google not working?
>>214647449need a prescription you dirty old bugger
>>214647331>And you don't seem to understand>A shame you seemed an honest man
>>214647449Yes mate. Just go up to the counter and ask for it.
>>214647449is duckduckgo defective?
>>2146474650/////0
>>214647449remember the first time I tried cialis I was 18 and had to collect it from the pharmacy after ordering for collection to keep it a secret from the bergs. the staff in the pharmacy were fit young ladies too and I was a grotty looking incel fella.
>>214647449Ask Jeeves not working?
wtf sweden
>>214647489Will the chemist laugh at me?
>>214647506Kek
>>214647401https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=pendulum+live
>>214647361saw /pol/chuds saying "normies are waking up" cause trump is on his usual spiral*yawn* it's just another non-medicated schizo murderF to the lass still
>>214647512can guarantee that they do not give a toss mate
biting social commentary and acerbic wit here on /brit/
>>214647512Chemist's are extremely judgemental and rude. They'll probably belittle you and call everyone in the shop to point at laugh at you and dare a flaccid little man like yourself to stop him (you won't)
>>214647428Unironically sick of the lack of cask options available in so many pubs What's ironic is that sort of detail which shows they have no knowledge of the actual industry, would be enough to be accused of cultural appropriation if it were a white person setting up any other business
>>214647527Always with the hopes and prayers
the AI translated hitler speeches are wild. never really considered why they were never dubbed or subtitled when they were shown
>>214647527The more egregious one when that white athlete asked the nog to move seats and got stabbed in the heart
I imagine myself in Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop wh*Te dogs from advancing. We mow down wh*Te dogs but they keep coming. I shoot wh*Te dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering wh*Tes, since wh*Tes are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. wh*Tes were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Tengri) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in africa, my homeland. My BLACK brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..
>>214647546that happened when I went to pick up my dad's haemorrhoid cream
>>214647379autism and femoid is even more dangerous for the average weeb male, like a valley of chaos full unknown boundaries and lines to cross at the weeb's peril
>>214647547Just go to CAMRA approved pubs. Even though they are woke now too
i remember trying to buy an aubergine, condoms and lube when i was a teenager. thought it was the fucking funniest thing in the world but the cashier just nonchalantly put them through the til without a thought in her head. had to just leg it out
>>214647506It's about sexual abuse, violence and drugs. Not skin tone.
here we see a wheelbarrow of baby Orangutans
>>214647527>trumpmusk*
>>214647597did you use them?
>>214647547>would be enough to be accused of cultural appropriation if it were a white person setting up any other businessTRVKE
>>214647547>wahhh why doesn't ever like the stagnant pooey pisswater that only me and 80 year old alcoholics like
spastics getting together with other spastics romantically is rarely a good idea because ironically, they don't have the patience to deal with spastics like neurotypicals do. A marriage between two autistic people would end very quickly.
>>214647604they look unimpressed
Well I know for a fact that if I'm visiting Stratford-Upon-Avon I shan't be letting a skerrick of post-Columbian food pass my lipsIf I even see a single pack of potato crisps I'm torching the Hathaway house and leaving a one star review
and here we see a baby Orangutan having a bath
>>214647634fuming paki cunt detected
>>214647634Real ale is the national drink
>>214647643not cool mate delete this pic of me right now
>>214647638that why your bergs divorced is it
Rorke not thanking the bus driver cause he’s paki
here we see a baby Orangutan throwing up gang signs
>>214647652>>214647653keep drinking your redditdrink
>>214647604>>214647643>>214647666lil monkey fellas
>>214647604You can't prove a thingIt's my right to refuse a DNA test
Rorke shaking the bus drivers hand because he’s white
and finally we see a baby Orangutan eating some bananas
>>214647681howling
>>214647594Proud CAMRA member mate>>214647634Keep drinking your eurofizz
>>214647690nice crops rorke
>>214647653Real ale is a flat stale abomination invented by eurosceptic charlatans in the 1990s
If any of you work at DVLA can you get on the case with my licence application because it's taking ages. Thanks.
>>214647692No you can't
>>214647672You just said it was for 80year olds and now its reddit ?
a constitutional monarchy is a puer aeternus, an eternal childhoodthe nation is allowed to pretend it still lives in a fantasy world of knights, dukes, kings, and castles
>>214647506understandable as wogs who frequent nightclubs are the worst
Sometimes I make posts that are easily turned against me in the form of a zinger and reply with a "done him" to the guy that zings meCosts nothing to improve somebody's day
>>214647717Bizarre ahistorical nonsense
>>214647690nuffadem know
>in the pub yesterday>talking with a femoid>she called orangutan monkeys>corrected her and said they were actually apes>could feel the vibe shift into one of discomfortnormies are only comfortable around other retardsattempt to inject some facts into the equation and they go mentalunsurprisingly I went home alone
>>214647722>:d
>Bizarre ahistorical nonsense
>>214647722The spanish go mad for a cheese sandwichMan has a point that there are many things out there that are cheaper and less grim than mcsloppa
I’m gonna hold your hand while I say this: You do NOT need to put that much toilet in the bowl before taking a poo, it’s a waste.
>>214647765You did the right thing mate. You shouldnt let her wallow in her own ignorance
>>214647765yeah?
how much do you have in your pensions lads?just hit £300k at 35. not great, not terrible.
Leftypol putting too much toilet in the bowl before taking a poo
Right, I shat the bed with that one, sorry fellas
>>214647666i thought i'd been doxxed
>>214647808uh haha
>>2146478080 at 35
>>214647782you're meant to poo right in the water anyway so the smell doesn't get out
hope you told her all about barbary apes as well
>>214647808Just 35 years more work x
>>214647808£0.00never had a job you see
>too much toilet in the bowl
>>214647808Zero. Zilch. Nada
>>214647811haha what?
What happens if the water splashes into your arse and you get pregnant though?
Rorke got confused
>>214647808-5 pounds
>>corrected her and said they were actually apes
Got an order of 'agra to pick up on Wednesday
eating fizzy peaches while watching james and the giant peach
slowly coming to the realisation that my gay autistic mate was actively trying to bum me for a while
>>214647888Um!! xxcute
Leftypol hanging on the edge of a cliff with one hand while rorke removes his fingers one at a time
>>214647888Riiiiiggghht
Watching splattercatgaming he posts every day and this a consistency I require in my life
>>214647910don't like the way you've said that
the biomass
Little tim
collected my new jacket from M&S. looks nice x
>>214647765some say hominids other say hominins we're really all the same dust from the sun exploding again and again
>>214647888didn't like that film it scared me
>>214647892shudder to think there were probably some battymans who saw me and wanted to penetrate my juicy arse
>>214647765my mum used to talk me out of (or outright tell me off for) correcting misinformation when talking with other people, even when I was doing it purely for the love of conversation and information and not trying to belittle anyone, which was all the time. never did it condescendingly. of course as I got older I realized how it can be awkward and stilt the conversation, but as I got even older, I turned back around into realizing if someone doesn't want to be corrected on something objective (and obviously putting politics and religion aside), and if you're the kind of person who would correct them, then you don't want to spend any more time with them. especially if they get defensive or feel attacked.
>>214647942Incel cat with his incel scarf
was having some wine with an old friend and we were discussing that little ordeal in the falklandsi said "in the end, the old lion could still roar" and we enjoyed a nice chuckle
Really good at flirting with gay lads but I'm straight
>>214647953show us then lad
>>214647977ktim
>>214647982not boastworthy because any gay will shag any bloke
>>214647956>we are le stardust fuck off
Shagger alert
>>214647977me middle left
Police are like bees, if you move slowly and leave them be they won’t sting you but if you freak out they will target you
>>214648009you are trying to make people do bad things which will be destructive and harmful to themselves and others
>>214648019whenever i see a wasp or hornet i scream like a little girl and run away and that usually works
Bees are also like bees
>>214648010i already chose that one
>>214648009Whoever made that has a clear porn addiction that has warped their grip on reality
>>214647986
had a gay friend at university but he was a bumee rather than a bummer
*leaves rorke out for the binmen*
>>214648037Sometimes but not always obviously
>>214648039I'm having it, pick another
>>214648033Don't worry only smart lads post here. We all know it's a joke about stereotypes
>>214648051you were the bummer then?
remember when i bummed a girl off tinder on the first date, got so disgusted i ghosted her. what a whore
actually it always works so farjust felt more natural to say it usually works
dog insurance going up to £89 a month that is a fucking joke mate sorry but I’ll have to cancel
>>214648047looking good
>>214648051ever bum him?
im very gay
>>214648075no i was a virgin freak
I'm talking about in it, and if he wants this cat he better spin it
just got my rorke insurance renewed
>>214648096why
>>214648111>>214648111>>214648111
>>214648047those jackets are like £300. where does a schizo neet freak get cash like that
New>>214648124>>214648124>>214648124
>>214648070jokes are supposed to be funny
>>214648002fron one and the same sun
>>214648144Sorry
Tim's a Lynx Aqua Bergamot man
>>214647690nigga eatin plantain
