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Charging water for free. Take out your containers of water and put them in front of your monitor. Charging session starts in 30 minutes
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is that some weird sect leader in your country?
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>>214648229
Did you put the container as instructed?
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>>214648297
n-no...? 0_o
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>>214648313
You can put anything you want to get charged like creams, butter, tea and etc.
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>>214648354
who is that man, how is he magically filling up containers
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>>214648171
Allan CUMak fill all my containers please daddy
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CHARGING
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My container is being charged but what does it do?
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CHARGING OVER
>>214649279
Helps with ailments, chronic pain
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>>214648171
>After earning a degree in journalism from Moscow State University, Allan Chumak began his television career in 1965 as a sports commentator. In the early 1980s he worked at the Institute of General and Pedagogical Psychology, before being allotted the 15-minute television slot that would make him famous as a faith healer
So basically he was government agent tasked to distract the people in the declining Soviet Union with mystical bullshit, right?

Absolutely and completely coincidentally, we also had mystical gurus in the early 90s, all the way to now.
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>>214649437
Actually he is the inventor of ASMR
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>>214648171
All of them went to store new cumpot and varenie. There's nothing free left.
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>>214648171
I attached two forks to my head as antennas to amplify the charge. I'm an engineer, I know what I'm doing.
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>>214649478
>a way to keep people docile and sedated
Yes, seems like the thing glowies would work on.
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>>214649564
CHARGING
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>>214649608
YEEES, CHAAAAARGE!~!!!~!
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human_health_charging_sound.wav
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>>214648171
Wtf, my monitor exploded, don't do this.
Posting from my phone now.
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>>214651207
You put it too close.

Does anyone need more charging I can do it two times while I have the energy.
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>>214651207
Tonight your ass will explode
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>>214649437
Is that the dictator in the background?
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>>214651999
Charge us HARD daddy



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