Magical Penis Wine edition
how long does hairdye take to get out damb
>>214653706no clue. bald me
Well lads hows your day been?
>>214655476wtf I didn't post that... what happened to my file?
>>214651691>神鞭酒where did they source the BGC from?https://www.ohchr.org/en/reporting_violations
reposting because i have towhat a joke the judges in this country are murdering us
>>214651691fucking rat i just waited 300 seconds to make a new thread and you do this shit
>>214655476Can't see this image can someone from a freedom loving country tell me what it is
none came well I guess one crow landed on a roof nearby and cawwed at me
Whats going on with these Epstein files then?
>>214656924cmon its my turn
>>214656934Shut up about them just shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
>>214656916mate it's the second top post on /r/uk you don't need to repost it twice in /brit/, we've all seen it>no no no I don't browse le reddit!Right well everyone else does.
They are not like usThey are not modern humansErectus walks amongst us
farted and it smells like sewage
bugger shit fuck shit fucking sphincter arsehole up ya arse up ya cunt
>>214656916Wonder if he's a member of the fabian society
>>214656957alri bog fart
Glad I don't live in London
>>214656934a certain tangerine twit is implicated in them and is preventing them from coming to light
>>214656934
>>214656962proof?that's what i thought.
man
Mad how powerful russia and china are
im a goblin i dont care im going to take your shitand then kill you
meanwhile in oz
>>214657013leaked image of rorke
Commiemong/nazimong was posting the other day about how the less you look like an ape, the more evolved you are and vice versa.Proven right again tbf.
>>214656916>Mr Justicenominative determinism in action right there
We need a white revolution
did a completely liquid green poo earlier
Whats your favorite classical composer?For me its franz lizst
>>214657078the notorious big
FIND THIS MAN
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1757342046695635.jpgphillip flag post
>>214657028China's recent parade was extremely impressive. The sheer volume and variety of new equipment is notable. Plus their marching is more impressive than anything Whites have put on since about 1938.>t-t-third worldist!Just pointing out reality.
Get my lower class neighbours replaced with a nice Indian family with strong family values and work ethic
>>214657047https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hckJOIPG1tEno this would be
>>214657067alri meconium man
>>214656916lolmate I think we all need a total revolutionoff with the institutions
>>214657078probably ravel if we are going by most played
>>214657055>more evolved imbecilic statement. organisms aren't more or less evolved than each other. organisms evolve to survive their environments. there isnt a scale of superiority.
>>214657028russia is 1% of chinas power
>>214657058It's literally the only solution.
>>214656934the idf and cia used epstein as a snitch so cant disclose or them or risk revealing the intelligence community in state sponsored prostitution and child trafficking
Guys the earth's temperature rised over tens of thousands of years before. What's the big deal with the same temperature rise in only a few decades?
12% is ideal body fat
>>214657107based mexican
>Murder innocent people>Get le well soon! Take your meddies!Holy shit
>>214657224I'm double that
Eurostat numbers show, without immigration, population in Europe would collapse. Italy's would drop by 50%, Germany 40%, Hungary/Poland 33%. Older population + no new working taxpayers + no immigration = economic suicide. Even WITH current immigration, 6% fewer in Europe by 2100.
>>214657175More complex organisms are more evolved. >there isnt a scale of superiority.Quite clearly wrong. Whites tower over nons
terrone doesn't it bother you that your nazi comrade in /brit/ is a literal paedophile who posts about black cock with the belgian paedo when he's not nazi posting?
>>214657238what the he'll
>>214657224reckon this is more than 12
>>214657256that is unscientific nonsense.
we need digital idlinked to the census, linked to the ability to be vetoed from banking and utilitiesthen we can start getting the browns debanked and dehousedfortunately the lefties are supporting it as well
>>214657214the coverup was so shoddy that literally no one believes it and yet what can anyone even do about it im a big proponent of killing these niggas because they can’t be punished through legal means
love it
you are lefty
>>214657250>import non whites>people don't have families as they feel unsafe>import more nonsThe old jew-capitalist 1-2
>>214657250stop creating economic conditions that make it difficult to raise children then
>>214657250no bias at all?perhaps all the immigrants coming in are causing a strain on every single public service while also claiming benefits/social housing/not working
>>214657305And?
chafed the skin off my feet while scratching it with my thumbthe friction tore some skin off the thumb tooitai itai
>>214657287you're mental if you think digital IDs won't be used to bolster the neoliberal globohomo status quo
>>214657325so stop pretending to be righty
>>214657321drop in the bucket compared to changing age demographics
>>214657287>then we can start getting the browns debanked and dehousedIt'll simply be used against White dissidents you colossal retard.
raw onion gives energy and strengtg
>>214657341I make lefty posts all the time
Now that I'm middle-aged, I just can't bring myself to listen to Talking Head's Once in a Lifetime. It used to be one of my favourite songs. The pain hits too deep.
>>214657340>>214657352wrong
wow cool grim thread again
>>214657147yeah just been born me
>>214657367ZOGserfIf Digital ID and CBDC goes through it's over and you might as well take a cyanide pill at that point
>>214657352>victim complex nonwhite
I don't understand why ID cards are needed and I don't understand why people freak out about ID cards
you should have a digital id card to access 4chan and you should have to scan your id to post
Why can't Keldeo be added to gyms then? It's not a legendary as far as I'm aware.
>>214657364have you got a beautiful house with a beautiful wife? nothing to complain about is it
>>214657407lol is this the new BAPist toryboy argument?>support hostile jewish capitalist elites having a surveillance system worse than anything envisaged by Orwell or Huxley to own da browns!We saw in Canada in 2022 how the System will immediately come down on White dissidents. All these measures are designed by ZOG to crush Europeans.
>>214657386jannies, ban this baby!
commiemong melty
the fuck is a bapist
>>214657523makes baps innit
So was Trump just one of the nonce customers or was he a main partner of Epstein
>Christmas Island>It's actually tropical
Who are the latest commieslags then
>>214657534imagine how many times she’s been shagged in that bed
>>214657523Bronze Age Pervet, a homosexual zionist on the Thiel payroll He's largely been exposed now but for years his big gimmick was pushing zionism alongside a Nietzschean Greek bodybuilder aesthetic to dupe American goyim
>>214657498corr
>>214657452I think its from those event encounters then
>>214657534grim
these mog cornettos
>>214657602shame about the tattoos
>>214657543thanks mate
Black goth commie slagThe dream
>>214657578>she
>>214657663Ho ym gwad
>>214657712British economic migrants
so how is everyone on this fine day
The sharing box at Doncaster RoversTwo brisket pies, salt and pepper chicken, chips, nachos loaded with pulled pork, mozzarella bites, two corn on the cobs, salad and dipping sauces £20
bad
got a grip on myself
All land is stolen land land one day the spirits shall reclaim what is theirs with forces of nature not yet seen or thought possible by man humanities evil ways will be put to a stop
>>214657798Perfectly normal sized amount of scran for an average footie fan, i reckon
>>214657798looks peng except the salt and pepper chicken that looks like the dirt cheap one you get from tesco made from gristle
>>214657798corrr
>>214657798skimpy on the chips
>The IDF has announced the deaths of Sergeant Gadi Cotal, 20, Staff Sergeant Uri Lamed, 20, and Sergeant Amit Arye Regev, 19, who were killed inside their tank in Jabalia, northern Gaza, from the 52nd Battalion of the 401st 'Iron Tracks' Brigade>Another soldier was also killed, but his name has not yet been cleared for publication.
Crazy how after 1500 years of Christianity, it only took a handful of men (Nietzsche, Hitler, Evola) to completely demolish it and bring Europeans back to our real worldview.This is a Whitepill in many ways. We could've been born before the birth of the Great One. Hitler is absolutely the most influential person to be born since Jesus, ironically.
>>214657891>Sergeant Gadi Cotal, 20, Staff Sergeant Uri Lamed, 20, and Sergeant Amit Arye Regev, 19why are they making children sergeants?
There isn't a bad episode of Malcolm in the MiddleThoughts?
americans call jacket potatoes baked potaotes
>>214657938not seen them all so i can't say
>>214657935Manpower shortage.
>>214657938I've on seen some videos but their mother is a cunt
>>214657891>AmitIndian nameI hope based jews retaliate with full force
Just remembered Talk to Frank
>>214657938pretty sure i recall a clip show episode somewhere in there
>>214657891terrone doesn't it bother you that your nazi comrade in /brit/ is a literal paedophile who posts about black cock with the belgian paedo when he's not nazi posting?
Mac arrived, lads.Erm, anyone know what 'apple account' is?
>>214657798Not gonna lie, your disgusting barf-boxes look 100x better then the slop you get from your local dönershop here
>>214657224How do I get to that?
flower for the lady?
>>214658004Sex 4 hours every day with a woman that loves you
>>214657999go to asda, ask them for an apple accountthey let you have as many apples as you want and you pay them back later320,059 apples ive hadnot a penny paid for them
>>214657975alri tonibler
>>214658063I'm in fucking Cork.I doubt even fucking Du*lin has one
>>214658082*chomps on a free apple*not really my problem is it
Saying Hello to strangers in hopes of defeating my anxiety
>that company nameLOL
thanks for posting with the IE flag I would of coped
real lolita shit
>>214658107how many hours a day do you spend googling about the irish
>>214658151He uses Tor
Clip shows don't count
>>214658106get a job were you have to use puplic transport daily, after a while you will begin to dissociate from your mortal body and you wont give a fuck about anyone anymore
>>214658107lmao
>>214658164that's not a search engine
Right lads, things I like about the macIt seem faster than my gaming PC (you know, for the judge dredd games I play)The downsides: €11,974.00 The BIG upside: I can use the AI to bet on the football
imagine having an autistic son hoping he gets into building rockets or trains or something but his special interests are the Irish, black cocks, and Hitler
>>214658213are you a guy or a... GAMER GIRL (trany)
>>214658213why pretend to have a mac
>>214658234>Is Canslad a trannyOi, lad, get your little faggot shaven arse to me and I'll shove a can up it>>214658249Mac Studio*And I pretend I have one when I do because it's funny how much I mindrape you, lad
>>214658197That sounds depressing.
>>214658227don't forget about raping kids he loves that
>>214658213>€11,974.00no way you spent that much on a fucking laptop lmaoI'm willing to spend 5k euro on a tower PC but not on a laptop
yeah could of done it with something more believable
>>214658278Maybe but it also works
AI could solve the problem in France.
>And I pretend I have one when I do because it's funny how much I mindrape you, ladwut
>>214658294Mac StudioDoubt I could get a macbook that high, lad
>>214658079alri haha x
oh its "canslad" im not gonna cope I have gotten factor-reducing evidence
rorke arguing with a beggar crackhead in macca's
bringing back the death penalty seems like the right thing to do
>>214658347Elton John. Funny
three excellent throws on ninetails
>>214658330>Mac Studio>>214658330fair enough
Mad that you can google anything and the top result, served by google themselves, is this utter slop riddled with errors.The actual lines are:>Marge becomes a robot>Maybe Moe gets a cell phoneYet we're given "march becomes a robot" and "baby M gets a cell phone". Why do they push this crap?
the beggar crackhead thinking rorke is a bit strange
>>214658347etlon
>>214658383reckon if i could shag any pokemon i would ruin vulpix
4 (and caught it!) >>214658374wow I didnt know that guy was actually Kurt Angle
>>214658374bit early
>>214658388>Why do they push this crap?line must go up dontchaknow
>>214658388it's gonna be funny when they just quietly roll back all the aislopification when it never improves past this
>>214658405yeah
>>214656916Soft touch doesn't even come close to describing it
don't care if I haven't seen her in 15 years. I have to tell her I love her
>>214658388baby M kek
Two sausage rolls and a pizza for tea
>>214658480kinda based just dont expect it to turn out good
>>214658480so glad I just get that crap out of the way in a year of knowing a girl.
>>214658497what sort of pizza?
>>214658497feisty one you are
had a chicken bake from greggs and now it feels like my stomach is disgesting itself
>have two keyboards>keep tying on the wrong one>trying to imagine what this is going to be like when I'm on the cansAs future President Conor McGregor would say, 'I'm fooked'
>>214658544shouild have gone vegan
>>214658522marge erita
Poo arsegood post this
>>214658483What's funny is you can almost work out where it's getting "baby M" from. Instead of an actual intelligence understanding the words MAYBE MOE, the language model is lumping the "-aybe" sound token from the end of the word "maybe" with the "M" token from the first part of the word Moe and 'intelligently' concluding the right token to shit out is "Baby M".This is the sort of Frankenstein 'thinking' that these things do. Same story with the "how many Rs in strawberry?" errors.
>>214658544that cat has penis on it head
what u gonna do yt boy?
>>214658497should put the sausage rolls ON the 'za
>>214658499she loved me too but I was too mentally ill to ask her out
>>214658594*kneels to kiss the feet of my black overlords*
americans call coriander cilantro but then sometimes they still call it coriander
Chaotic evil posters
>>214658547play around with the "say" command in the terminal
>>214658628das rite..das rite....
Good grief you're all so fucking BOOOORINGI'm outt ahere
>>214658648If anything, I'd be using TTS with the Latvian's voice
>>214658631coriander is the mature plant while cilantro is the young herbaceous shoots
Cilantro Murphy reprises his role in Leaky Strainers.
>>214658673*fingers ur bumhole*
>>214658581think it’s a retardo because it needs to generate an answer instantly, gets like 0.5 seconds to think
>>214658388mad how grim life has become cant even do simple shit like this without being reminded you life in a dystopia
>>214658679dont know who that is but the robot voices are funny
>>214658673don't care if I'm boring
>>214658721titanium seal
>>214658717why does that look so weird>>214658721are these the same seal type
got anhedoniadon’t enjoy anything browse here all day but i don’t like it, just kills time
>>214658721poo seal's finally been washed
Got boring bastard syndrome I do
>>214658752seek therapy
sucking magical penis
got mong diseasedoctors say it's incurable
>GoFundMe has removed an online fundraiser for the legal defense fund of the man accused of stabbing a Ukrainian refugee on the lightrail in Charlotte, North Carolina.>The fundraising page suggests that Brown is just as much of a victim as the woman that he stabbed to death, claiming that the funds donated would help "to stop the injustice against Decarlos Brown Jr."why is leftypol like this
We're all just making jokes but if we ever got serious we would just show how stupid we really are
>>214658752people learning words / concepts like this is bad for themchanges their problems from something they need to sort out to something that's happening to them & out of their control
AYYY MATE, IZ FOKIN CHEWSDAY, INNIT GUVNA? TIME FOR A CHIPPY AND A SHAG UP ME BUM LIKE THE LORDS DEW IN ETON COLLEGE
Alison Hammond Sex Flap
>>214658828If i ever got serious it would be over for leftypol
>>214658842It's Monday, lad
Everyone’s unhappy.Or are they?Maybe it’s matter of mood and perspective
>>214658816gofundme is the product of capitalism
>>214651691
>>214658842Said all of this down the Post Office today
>>214658859so is leftypol
>>214658888yeah?
>>214658842I look loike this and say this, I do guvna
>>214658816Need to get in on this
>>214658717im not trying to be rude but its a freak no matter how cute
>>214658854
If Whites in North Carolina don't do anything in response they're cucked.
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rapelad>rorke/leftypol>get them xxx>big brad>canslad>nonceposting>biomass>poo smells>mallardlad>poo seal>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradley>Paper round in Chernobyl>Autumnclue>Kosher saltQuite the list isn't it
can't wait for me teaspicy things wrapped in flat bread
>>214658919does anyone know what this picture is supposed to be
>>214658915
I feel so soft. Need to harden up.
the wanktoil>>>/gif/29388540
>>214658919all me
>>214658915Yeah, if they don't take to the streets with pitchforks and burning crosses to terrorise people completely unrelated to the incident, then this is undoubtedly evidence of white genocide.
>>214658919poo seal well ahead currently but 3 months is a long time left
Irish niggas would be flogged on the street if their countrymen knew they spent 16 hours a day on /brit/. yet here they are
>>214658950Nice I'll have a look at that one tonight
>Ed Sheeran reveals he's quit the UK to move to the States - after singer sparked backlash for claiming he didn't 'identify culturally' as English
I said I would be a good lad on the break from the toil and be soberlad this entire week and I shall stick to it, lads
>>214658950Noice
Skipping diablo 2 because it looks hilarious compared to 1. About to give 3 a go.
>>214656916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjhjcL6f3Y8
>>214659001Did you shag the lithuanian?
>>214658993Hispanic girls love are ed. That's the real reason
>>214659039Latvian* and no, she;'s married. I want to instead have her leave her husband then break her heart
as always, let's give it a go
>>214656916Scapegoat
don’t understand what sort of grotesque shell of a person do you have to be to feign joy over dead people in a war on the internet
>Heathrow Airport terminal evacuated as emergency services respond to incident
>>214658919shut up heathermong your spam is not a gimmick
>>214659090somebody scranned all the beans and let out a big gaseous fartsplosion
>>214659099I love al pacino what a beautiful sexy cute wonderful man
>>214659056Kind of cruel of you innit guvna?>>214656916Let me clarify. He is a scapegoat or a lightning rod, you can't seriously expect or believe that this man was the one and only mastermind behind a well-organised provocation event that proved to be the Reichstag of our generation.
less than a week until i become a 36 year old virgin lads
>>214658993So we're going to pretend this is for anything but taxes
>>214659115Yeah but the /brit/ lads would find it funny
>dead people in a war
>>214659090Graham Linehams suitcase has arrived
>>214659099what happened to his voice
The least appropriate saying has to be 'a poor workman blames his tools'. Anyone who has ever tried to complete a manual task knows that using the right tool is essential.
>>214659140now that’s funny
Lads we are NOT getting the cans tonight
>>214659177you're missing the point
sir bradley tnak
3rd cuppa time. Need to dust and mop my flithy home
giwicciha
>>214659246You probably can
>>214659246Miss Aldi 2025
>>214658717>>214658721mum came in, but luckily these 2 posts were on screen so she probably thought i was looking at a nice animal forum
Commiemong leading a jew-hunter regiment on an anti-partisan patrol.4th Incel Rape Batallion "Flying Bradleys" being sent to Leicester.English Militia Division "John Honey" laying siege to Brighton.
>>214659177I agree but I think the saying is also true.
ummy wummy cud sum budy make the newy wooey
>>214659331>>214659331>>214659331New
>>214659324if you spoke like this to me irl i would actually do you in
too early I say
>>214659284<3
>>214659361do him in what
Tonight's menu gentlemen.
>>214659177That's because you were raised in the West.
>>214659284Kek, mom's boyfriend once came in when I was at the computer and I just happened to be looking at a post of a naked muscular man.
poo seal
Bunch of Chinese crap no wonder I can't get anything done right
