Happy Wednesdays edition
>>214652075qt
need to clean my bedroom as it's a bit smelly and full of bottles might even get a scent diffuser, is that gay?
Have ISPs started blocking 4chan then? Post rate is so slow today. Must be 5 of us at most
>>214652206+2
>>214652311
i wish i could shop at waitrose but i will never be middle class
rapid clartening occuring on -2 jerma
my cocky goes bump in the night
https://m.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/flatshare_detail.pl?flatshare_id=17930926>The rent for this area would normally be at least £800, but I am asking for a lower rent because as a part of the lodging agreement, you would be required to keep the flat clean, as I am unable to do this.>A viewing can only take place after I have personally met you (no video calls or What's App, etc.). We can then meet for a drink, answer each other's questions and see if we get along etc. and then take it from there.>*This is for a female lodger. This is because I have previously shared accommodation with men, had some very bad experiences and been left traumatised.*>Posted by Mr TUh huh
/brit/ is an M&S general
Really need to get a slow cooker would make life a lot comfier
>>214652206
big storm overhead. lots of thunder
mad how leisure centres exist, must be a hotspot for noncery
>>214652506those who thunder are likely to blunder
i never even came close to being nonced so i guess i just wasn't an attractive enough kid
dhose who dhunder are likely do blunder
Rorke shouting look out below as he jumps into his nephews paddling pool
>>214652506just your slag mum getting shagged
>>214652510you'd know sn
Rorke catching all his Pokemon in Luxury Balls
raping my arse with a pneumatic drill
>>214652571yeah? jog on mate, noncery is one of the many great evils of this world and if I had noncy feelings i would jump in front of a train
>>214652311too big
leftypol having casual sex with ethinic girls in unirorke arguing online about which was the best generation of pokemon games rasheed already married with a child on the way
what's the best way to build wealth other than sticking my money into an ISA
>>214652676oh he do the fancy words
>>214652699was generation 4 btw
>>214652680>if I had noncy feelings i would jump in front of a trainnot funnysome people can't help ithttps://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28822003/
>>214652714NO ONE CARES RORKE
>>214652699>leftypol having casual sex with ethinic girls in uniwish this was me but I'm a freak
>>214652703bake sales and raffles
>>214652699>leftypol having casual sex with ethinic girls in unithis was unironically me
>>214652714no it fucking isnt you spastic
>>214652763yes it isplatinum is the peak of pokemon x
When I was a lad me and my african friend (he was the only african in my town) would take turns jumping up and down on his pogo stick outside the supermarket and ask for money for a pogo stick for me but we would actually spend the money on confectionary
damb, how long does hair dye take to get out
this is what british culture used to be about, just interracial lesbians playing football and everyone having a laugh but rorke just had to bring his racism and hate
In the garden with the cat
have these little rituals I do as I go about my day like splashing water on my face exactly 3 times after I brush my teeth or checking that I've locked the front door by trying to open it 3 times in a row. Feels like I've got an itch I can't scratch if I don't do them.
>Lord of the Rings>Harry Potter>Mr Bean>Black Sabbath>Sherlock Holmeswhat else should I like to become more british?
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1757265907738382.jpghorse
>>214652826rape him
how does nobody know to this day who Banksy is? isn't London basically 1984 type full with camera's? I find it hard to believe no camera ever spotted him
>>214652806i dont think they were lesbiansobviously missed a trick there>>214652837bend it like beckham
>>214652301Nobody wants to post when spaki's about
>>214652837you can't
bend it like benchod
>>214652865true. >>214652852
>>214652680rattled nonce
>>214652806wait was this film about lezzers and not football?>>214652832autism or obsessive compulsive personality, everyone has traits of the latter it only gets registered as a problem if it causes you issues in life
>>214652757not a brag most ethnic girls are horrible and easy they’re national league. not even that. 8th tier
>>214652837try the guy richie gangster films, might be hard to understand depending on how well you understand english because they're in thick cockney accents1.snatch2.the gentleman3.lock stock and two smoking barrels
cats on their feline version of /brit/ what do they post?
>>214652865the nonce was crying about no one liking him the other day lolimagine lacking that much self-awareness. what a gimp
sucking a mouse
>>214652941>no rocknrollashit taste
sexo
>>214652852he's not been truly anonymous for a long time. but still since he does stencil work it only takes him a few minutes to put up most of his work
>>214652934national league souf tier
>>214652946>just done a poo in the neighbours litter box>on the catnip tonight>ownerberg on a mad one
gonna go morrisons and get me some chicken for t'bbq
>>214652946FOD
>>214652984the forced gay thing ruined the whole film for me desu, not even a rorke but gay shit doesn't belong in a blokey gangster film
should i buy some jewellery so's i look like a shagger?
>>214653019based catposting
snood
>>214653036on a Monday, in this weather? you've lost the plot
>>214653059why notmacho men are gay asstraight men are just normal
off to my gay porn dance lesson
The fuck is up with this guy and his zesty ahh thumbnails
utterly mad how the best christmas film is british
>>214653129buy an ad
>>214653131what's mad about that?
>>214653129>basically right we should like tax the rich right and a lot of people dont get this right but I the rich they like don't pay taxes anyway and my grandad could afford a house and that right so we need to tax people that don't pay taxes anyway
>>214653036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI80KQaFDlo
>>214653136Kek alri Gary
>>214653137because our films are mostly dog shit and america has made loads of christmas films yet we managed to made the best one. also scrooged is the second best christmass film
>>214653129careful mate that foreigner wants your single cookie on a plate
>>214653036sorry /brit/ shops at m&s
Seriously I've never seen a man so zesty
>>214653206/brit/ is a working class general
>>214653218buy an ad
>>214653221no it isn't we're all middle class and work in tech
don't care about classi care more about race
/brit/ is a neet thread
>>214653278>>>/r9k/
I cant be bothered today (and dont think ill bother caring tomorrow) it isnt possible for me to reach level 50 before this gay change and it is going to leave a stain on my account. I think I will have to start a new account after the reset so that I dont perma have a mark on my account saying that I reached this level at this date (and how it is more obvious than my starting the game 3 months ago) I now have 28 days to do whatever I want alone. I am going to use it to figure out how to fix my life and make it better from 28 days into the future onwards, to find out what I need to worry less, and how to be happy (and to get into a relationship). I cant keep going on being anxious all of the time and its time to set up shop now to set up the rest of my life. I want to also carry myself like how people respect instead of being a degenerate
Visited /r9k/ once because I thought it'd be a nice place for a loser like me but they were all even bigger freaks than I was so I just stayed here. Made me feel a little bit better about myself.
benny class me
>>214653238Don't like being called out eh Gary?
according to chatgptWorking class / lower income: Aldi, Lidl, Asda, Iceland.Lower-middle / middle: Tesco, Morrisons, Sainsbury’s.Upper-middle / affluent: M&S, Waitrose, Ocado.
cheep chinky chinaman fan has broken on me
Gary's gay sex arse review channel
>>214652433reckon this link will be used as evidence in a future court case
>>214653371should have bought british
>>214653368somewhere between working and lower-middle, me. Shop at Lidl one week and morrisons the other
Gammon bastards
tomorrow is the one time a year i see my landlord. Still tidied up a bit for him like even though he wont bother stepping into the flat
>>214652433>I do not use WhatsApp or send text messages and I do not have any photos/picturesrorke mate
>>214653333What update?Haven't followed Go in a long time, think I'm only level 38 after all these years x
>>214653129>the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses>btw I'm a multi-millionaire because I got absurdly lucky>the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses
it's time
Pokidaxi got to level 40 on a fresh account in < 42 hours, but he lives in California and bought all the lucky eggs to have them running all day. also level 40 is like 10% of the way to 50
>>214653490dripping with British culture, whatever this gibberish is
>>214653418lemme just learn a new language to go over and watch the footy
>>214653490 I mean in less than 24 hours
I just shop with whoever has a good delivery spot for mePrefer Ocado because I appreciate everything being bagged, very easy to unpack
getting chatgpt to generate me images of sexy witches (adult ones btw just in case emmayank shows up)love the idea of a powerful woman who could make the milk in my fridge go bad and also make me impotent
toadys shinies:trubbish starly Spinda encouter today is an 11/15/15. they are getting pretty good. it was a new pattern
>>214653522>Prefer OcadoPrefer being done up the arse too, bent cunt?
moo deng
shoved an old toothbrush handle up my bum once and didnt like it
>>214653551lets see one
>>214653569povvo mong and his clubcard getting lairy like I won't split you down the middle with an axe kick
>>214653418>won't speak the languageWho learns a foreign language to go to an away gameMaybe learn a few words/phrases if you're going away for a couple of weeks
>>214653419if he whipped his solid lad out and said he'd give you 50% off your rent for the next year for one solid bumming would you go for it?
>>214653623yeah of course
>>214651691>>214651691>>214651691New
OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSEVIBRATORSDILDOS PENS PENCILS COINS PEBBLES BROOMSTICK HANDLE FISHING ROD HANDLE UMBRELLA HANDLE TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE HOCKEY STICK HANDLE FINGERS SMALL GLASS JAR TEST TUBE SCREWDRIVER HANDLE STIFF COCKS CIGAR BANANA
do you think if jews weren't jewish they'd also be antisemitic
>>214653623no i only live here because it's £510 a month, i aint getting rogered for a £255 a month off rent
me in germany for the football:guten tagdas ist good futbol jaausgang
>>214653664>£510 a monthVgh, the dream
>>214653664nigga living in hull
>>214653691it's a shithole though
would get bummed for £255 a pop that's a decent rate
>>214653600done him
Why's Gary of popular YouTube channel Gary's economics dressed up like a homeless bloke in his profile pic?
>>214653664describe your £510 incel cave
>>214653737the deal is for over £3000
actually the bad thing already happened. I worked it out
how do i stop being a coomer or gooner as it is now called
>>214653751buy an ad
>>214653767if you become an alcoholic your willy stops working
>>214653764well he can have 12 goes I've set the price now
>Why's Gary of popular YouTube channel Gary's economics dressed up like a homeless bloke in his profile pic?
>>214653767>how do i stop doing thingdon't do thing
P O W E R F U LOWERFUL
>>214653781Gary this is getting sad now
>>214653810big if true
>>214653786*raises paw*Can I have a go?
hate to be the guy who posts AI slop but if you insist
>>214653786why sell yourself short
>>214653876meant for>>214653596
>>214653876ah yes, gpt piss filter
>>214653876post a bullet through your brain you disgusting clanker lover
>>214653876not really sexy nor a witch though is it
ate a tofu that was too hot and felt it burning me organs
>>214652206>Try to make friends for th first time since highschool>Fail miserably I am just gonna give up
>>214653889actually asked for it to look like that on purpose so it would look like it was from an old camera
Wish I could fuck one of those repressed paki or Indian girls who go off to uni and go on a slut rampage.
>>214653753There's the living room which i don't use because it's next to the front door to the main building, and people love to make noise. That's half full of furniture and shit i don't often use. Basically storage.There's a little hallway with a fridge and a freezer. Freezer doesn't work anymore but i don't really need to freeze stuff anyways so i just use the fridgeThe kitchen is very small. Basically an L-shaped table top with a sink and a little nook for a washing machineThe bathroom is even smaller, the bath takes up half the roomThe bedroom is in the back and is alright. bit cluttered atm but it's ok. My desk is there and is generally pretty quiet.The walls are so thin i hear neighbours coming in and out all the time and one of them has a kid who is so loud. I hear him running up and down stairs and it shakes my flat when he does it. Annoying little prick
>>214653910i was racist against robots before you zoomrats were out of primary school, you're just a bandwagoning nonce lad
>>214653929I'm referring to the distinct yellowness that sora adds to everythingmaybe prompt for a slight blue/purple filter on top
how do all those jeets move to japan thenshould be me
>>214653820based Banksy supporting are Lucy
>>214653963pathetic defence you dildo sucking roboqueer end your mistake of a life pronto
>>214653980well their mums don't arrange it for them so no wonder you haven't done it
Might get this shirt
any crippling vapist man in
Futurama fry best moments
>>214654005ziedbelgian
>>214654001mum said she would sort it for me but she doesn't know what to do
>vapingsort yourself out
fizzy mango lemon limeade
>>214653989ever been to seattle? love that place
>>214654049yeah actually had really good ramen there
>>214653820why do ur judges still wear wigs?
I want to have friends but I am autistic and only like history, film and warthunder/historic total war
just caught landorusonly need a couple more pokemon and i've got them allgotta catch em all
shoving my finger knuckle deep into my cock
>>214654089t.
>>214654067only just recently found out that ramen is a real traditional chinky dish and not just something that students and prison inmates subsist on, funny how life works out
>>214654093>history, film and warthunder/historic total warI hate you in every way imaginable
bill gameorglib maleorgay millorlily mag
>>214654111lol
>>214654093same except I'm happy alone
>>214654132I am starting to be happy alone I just want friends but again they all suck
>only like history, film and warthunder/historic total war>anyone else being the one who "sucks"
The Great Escape is the best film to watch over the Christmas Period!
take me back
>>214653918whats a sexy witch supposed to look like then? obviously you can't make them warty and green because then they wouldn't be sexy(pardon the atrocious haircut, i asked for this one to look like she's from the early 90s)
>>214654178
look at how small ringo's head was compared to little richard'sfascinating
went to shop and didn't hear any english at all
we don't talk about bruno no no no
>>214654098kill yourself
>>214653943Wow you really are an incel!
>>214654216I seriously hope you're not wasting money on this
>>214654249i've had sex
>>214654216idk but these just look like random women
>>214654250i do have a gpt premium plan but it's not that expensive and i use it for a lot more than just thishope you didnt waste too many years studying IT only to get supplanted by even cheaper labour in AI (now you know how we felt when you lot came in and took our jobs)
>>214654216kim novak in bell book and candle? veronica lake in I married a witch? probably
>>214654291I studied engineering, but I'm an unemployable NEET
>>214654320did you try redeeming the card?
>>214654269Humping your pillow doesn't count la
>>214654227why he holding johns hand like that
>>214654349no it was with a woman in her vagina
OH MY DAYSSSSRORKEOHMY DAYS
I'm on three different boards and nothing interesting is happening on any of them
Current client contact is an Indian and it's a fucking nightmare taking calls with himHow is your accent THAT strongHow are you completely mispronouncing wordsWhy do you slur so muchLeave every call with a headache from having to concentrate so hard
I have to go do/give a preponderance and allow for evidence to the contrary to the bad thing a chance to show (because it is not possible to prove it / otherwise, and because the timeframe is so short)
>>214654369what about this? >>>/d/11350395
>>214654216
Have ADHD but don't do that thing where you have hundreds of tabs openHow do people live like that
'ginas
not so much scared of death as i am that someone will have to touch my body in order to dispose of iteven worse they might cut open my torso to do an autopsy before shoving me in a refrigerated drawer, , they might even stick their finger up my bum, genuinely gives me the fear
eating garlic butter prawnsbreathberg is gonna pong like fuck
>>214654412evil berg
>>214654431for me it's having my tiny little cock seen and they all laugh while i'm unable to defend myself as i am dead so all I can do is sit as a spirit and watch
any good cooks on? I accidentally put a fish stock into the bolonaise rather than beef. Mum's back in about 20 minutes so what can I add that cancels out fish? bread?
>>214654431what if you let out a gay sound when you die
>>214654412have seen a few girls who looked like this who were dating older balding men, i tell ya some guys get all the luck
>>214654416ktim but i have hundreds of bookmark groups
would like to get dick-mogged one day by a trannard but my willy is just too big so I haven't seen any bigger willies so far
>>214654431Reckon the thought of my parents having to go through my stuff is about 50% of the reason I haven't give the old 'cide much thought
>>214654470show me your dick
>>214654462rosemary and other woody herbs, red wine if you have it
Years of sitting in a cheap chair off amazon, i finally got an aeron and my upper back is straining like fuck now that i can’t really hunch over like the ringer of notre dame anymorePeople say it takes a couple weeks to re learn good posture but man
>>214654462add capers and black olive
>>214654462will actually taste better since fish contains a lot of glutamatesanother trick is blending in some anchovy into your sauce before cooking it
>>214654462blame it on the worcestershire sauce
>>214654482can't unfortunately, this is a blue board
>>214654462mother's going to have your guts for garters
>>214654513you can link to red boards without fear
Why would bread cancel out fishWhat is this nigga on
"nigga" opinion disregarded
>>214654465bumping off some old fart for his money is a classic witchy move tbf
>>214654462cookingmong has been waiting all year to be asked a question like this
>>214654557how do you accidentally add fish stock to bolognese blud is retardo
>>214654541all it would take is one overzealous janny and my 4chan-posting career will go up in flames
>>214654578built for bulimia
fish stock and two smoking barrels
>>214654578>bogged faceshame, she won't be my wife then
>>214654587just ban evade
women dont have to be woman-hot to produce good looking sons
>>214652806he was bending, beckham?
>>bogged face>shame, she won't be my wife then
>>214654611I'm a pass-user since I want to support this site. I would not be able to use the pass regardless
>>214654640>he likes girls with puffy balloon facescouldn't be me
>>214654578well with one of them he clearly wasn't rich, nor really that much older than her (she was like early 20s and he was like 10 years older or less), but he was fat and balding and also dressed gothy, just dunnae understand it
Getting myself into the fiahstock clinic to have my meatballs removed
>>214654665more buccal fat for me then
>>214654600dall-e was trained on a lot of Instagram, you have to dedicate a lot of prompt space to get them at all natural looking
>>214654661do they have squirrels down there?
>>214654661ktim but I don't use, as the Americans say 'hard r' because with my accent the hard r doesn't exist
>>214654665you are dumber than pond scum
hiya lads!
>>214654661so much this
wish one of my friends would message me out of nowhere and say "hey, how are you?" so i could lie and say "i'm fine, how are you?" (it's a lie on both fronts because i'm not fine, nor do i really care how they're doing)
>>214654708no
Low-quality thread
>he pays to post here
>bolonaiseThis man is a runt through and through
>>214654706>dall-efavourite pixar film that
>>214654715hey
>>214654754my wife
first time a saw a squirl was in switzerland weird seeing this creature that youve only ever seen on cartoons and stuff but real
>>214654734that's not good
>>214654749I mean power and internet isn't free regardless
>>214654733hi mate hows it fpong
niggercunt
what will schizos hallucinate when implanted microchips are normalized and part of everyday society?
>>214654788theyre evil
America doesn't have hedgehogsMental that, they've got big fuck-off bears and that but no hedgehogs
>>214654749you pay to existif you want the jews to stop stealing your money i'm afraid suicide is your only option, and even then they'll still try to rob your family blind with funeral expensive, just can't win when it comes to the bloody heebs
Mum kept calling me Walter Mitty for some reason
rorke stirring his bowlognayse
>>214654353it's nicethey're all grabbing at his handshe was one of their idols they loved him
>>214654809bears ate them all i suppose
Went through a horrible biomass majority area earlier. This country has been raped beyond belief.
>>214654759
burning down a rainforest so i can goon to AI witches
>>214654775i've heard more than one story about australians coming here and freaking out because at first they think the squirrels are rats
leaving the thread until you lot get your act together and make some actual good posts
>>214654840the gyaldem
>>2146548384/10 in Yankland
>>214654812>jews stealing your moneyhe gives his money voluntarily to gookmoot for the privilege of living under janny's thumb
>>214654832bradford?leicester?
liar
anyone remember that webm where some woman is confronting her daughter about some stolen cakes or something, and the daughter says a burglar broke in and ate the cakes and that he was a black man?
>French government on the brink as prime minister faces defeat in confidence voteAre these niggas ever not in some political crisis? They're worse than us
could go for that pasta takeaway right about now
>>214654803they'll be paranoid that they are the only ones without a microchip
>>214654857
>>214654868A town outside of Bradford. Fucking depressing.
>>214654875lol yeah that was me
>>214654875yes mate, here it is
Probably better if they're confined to their own ghettos if we're being honest
at least they are charitable
*flies through the thread*
>>214654924you mean whatever paki country they crawled out of? i agree
off out to the bollock shop
>>214654912they wuz delicious nigga bludclart
>>214654951>>214654951>>214654951
>>214654911cute pidge
>>214654960>>2146549632 early dogshit jf threads. Truly we are blessed.
>gingerpaedo edish>dtfic edishsomeone make a real new
>>214654980I love it when they sit near humans :)
>>214654960this page literally wont load from the thread but the other one will
>>214654984mine is old thoughbeit
>>214652206Happy Wednesday
