veronica lake
dtfic rattled once again
Reckon I might try gay sexDon't want to take it up the arse but all the other stuff seems alright
>>214654822>During Richard's heyday, his obsession with voyeurism and group sex continued, with Robinson's participation. Richard wrote that Robinson would have sex with men while she sexually stimulated Richard.[138] Despite saying he was "born again" after leaving rock and roll for the church in 1957, Richard left Oakwood College after exposing himself to a male student. The incident was reported to the student's father, and Richard withdrew from the college.[139] In 1962, Richard was arrested for spying on men urinating in toilets at a Trailways bus station in Long Beach, California.[140] He participated in orgies and continued his voyeurism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrZtp3aWGQwwonder if she was let off the hook for making mumstein laugh so hard
i don't feel safe around people who have different skin tones to me
yeah this is the one I suppose
gonna have a cig and go outside to make sure the crow isnt standing on the road again (think its trying to commit suicide or being spiteful)
>>214655020crazy how british that kid looks
how is this a gingerpaedo edition?
raped through the heartand you're to blame
>>214654990you sound raped >>214655058he makes the ones without "edition" at the end
>>214655020Unironically sad cause you know she's learned that from the parents
if I get my bachelor of surgery (MBChB) I am going to make my thesis be me giving grey squirrels ovariectomies
lets be honest dtfic is based
/brit/ sends its collective support to the family of Giorgio Armani as they continue to grieve
>>214655053save him
>>214655112Didn't he get shot in the 90s
what the actual fuck bros....
>>214655020mum laughing a little too hard at that one. Also weird that she would upload her daughter saying that to the internet.
An idyllic scene in Jerusalem
>>214655067as far as i'm concerned you're both schizos who should bugger off back to /cum/, but you just won't will you? because not even leafs and yanks like other leafs and yanks
if we want to advance as a nation, we must accept that inviting millions of brown biomass was a mistake.
>>214655120keep scaring him off the road but I think hes getting pissed! the other crow is not doing the same
>>214655122no that's the mandildo effect at work
>>214655077learned what, vision? suspect identification?
>>214655067you are so lost and confused
>>214654999tried gay sex once (i was the bummer not the bumee) and there was a fair amount of poo involved as the other lad was an amateur poof and hadn't prepped his arse passageput me off it and i'm straight now
what about the video of the little boy shouting "you fucking black cunts"
rolling a cig taking ages! my plan was to go out at 17:00
breaking into british homes a stealing mr kipling angel slices
No progress will be made until people stop caring about being seen as racistThe correct response to "that's racist" isn't "no it isn't", it's "I don't care"
>>214655143lure them away with foods
>>214655170remember when john terry said that wouldn't get away with it nowadays
>>214655135as far as im concerned you can lick my ass and nuts>>214655155your the raped
>>214655152Mate she's about 3 obviously she hasn't linked black people and crime through her own observationsEngage your brain rorke
>>214655124obviously the humour lies more in the fact that she doesn't understand the implications of what she's saying
>>214655184this works if you are big
https://pastebin.com/UP8uMGEwwhat the actual fuck lol anyone seen this?
>>214655184you taking your big stand on an anonymous image board yeah? Big man
>>214655229this works regardless
idk the childs mind is like a sponge
not gay or a trannard but sometimes i have fantasies about being a woman and passionately kissing mennot having sex mind, very specifically kissing
>>214655212children can easily see through the veil of collective unconscious
>>214655204lol remember my da getting wound up about that onehow can it be racist he is black and he is a fucking cunt
vietnamese tour guides explaining how the vietcong didn't fall into their own spike traps be like: >>214655229
yeah i'll definitely be clicking that NOT
just said I don't care in greggs
>>214655214still weird to upload your kids to the internet. If I had kids I wouldn't be having a single photo of them online
>>214655271which ones?
oh no
>>214655243mods
>>214655243https://yandex.com/images/touch/search?cbir_page=similar&cbird=178&rpt=imageview&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.nextmedia.com.au%2FNews%2FCRN-690-Eugene_Kaspersky__CEO_.jpg&cbir_id=225404%2FGG9ntNj5tmuG5Yp5ar5w0Q6461
what comes next will shock you
>>214655288scrimbling
>>214655340john mcafee's ghost haunting me through my screen and telling me not to click this
>no IE flag
i regularly hoover up spiders into my vacuum cleaner which tears them apart limb from limbI also scoop up any slugs found in the bathroom and fling them into the toilet, to be flushed down into the sewers where they drown in piss and poo waterHumans are the apex predator
as if i'm clicking any of that
>>214655342*jabs you with a cattle prod*
>>214655305really not that weird, my mum used to do it to me all the time and i grew up before social media was massivesometimes she still posts photos of me on facebook and IG and i have to hack her accounts to delete them. don't undestand the foid obsession with filming/photographing everything
OK going out in 10 minutes. 17:00. want to say cya later twice so, cya later
>>214655374horrid cunt
>>214655374>slugs found in the bathroom this nigga shrek
rorke flexing his muscles after killing a defenceless little creature
>>214655402hey before you go, do you drive a car? and if so what kind?
mad how polfags think they are doing something by taking their big stand in their right wing echo chambers
why would there be slugs in the washroom clean your house for pete's sake
daquarius flexing his muscles after kicking a small dog
>>214655257would call you a wog in real life and there's nothing you could do about it because I'm 8ft tall and 400kg with bulging muscles
>>214655279Drop the VPN 190
been busy all day. havent had time for a wank. gotta be up in 4 hours so cant even do a quick one before bed. fml.
don't understand why politicians can't just make policies that benefit everyone, really doesn't seem that hard to me
>>214655421
>>214655374bad
>>214655500
just don't like them
I could have a sandwich for my tummy supper or maybe something else?
mad how her face doesn't look like it's part of her body because I've only ever seen it on a pear
The department of woke and penis
a little mothberg once managed to land itself in a tiny bit of water left over after my bathit was unable to fly even after I pushed it out which meant I had to mercy kill it by running the tap
>>214655530based fatass
>>214655462at 5 pm?
roundabout near me has got a st george's cross on it
>>214655433I was reading that thread, pretty mental
mad how the earth's rotation and current position with regard to the sun means that everyone out on the street can view my smelly incel flat in all its glory for around 15 minutes every day
>>214655541it needed time to dry its wings out, it would have been fine you dafty
on the gin
>The number of dead Israeli settlers in the Jerusalem shooting has risen to seven
>>214655555England is rising...
went out for the first time in weeks and saw flags and then felt unnerved but then remembered that I have white skin so I am ok
got you know what fatigue
>>214655484why would they
>>214655600Im feeling so many kinds of fatigue
>>214655578
>>214655578oy vey anuddah shoah etc etc
>>2146555544am here. Been up working on assignments, work starts in 3 hours. Getting too old for this shit, my fault for waiting until my late 20s to get serious about my life.
britishers RISE
remember that time rorke hung his country's flag and thought he accomplished something
>>214655600long covid?
have the medical condition of thinking everyone hates methey do actually though
What’s with all these cunts “auditing” the policeShould be locked up if you ask me
>>214655578why do you keep pretending to be canadian
>>214655643Americans famously never fly their flag
hate racistsno room for racism in my country
DOES ANYBODY LOVE ANYBODY ANYWAY
hit my head going down the stairs and now have a very visible swollen bump on my bald hair fuck my gay retard life
farming (you)s from jfs on outer int
>>214655684not your country is it
>>214655667t. nervous bobby
>>214655667The police are woke Unleash the prats on them says I
look at this screenshot of crocodile dundee 2australians used to make art, man
>>214655667they get money from youtube views. That's you fully caught up.
>>214655703more mine than it is yours you paki cunt
>>214655693are you okay?
>>214655686took a bus to go see him perform live once
>>214655712good post
>>214655699they're not privy to our advanced methods and ways
>>214655679we do and it helped sooo much
I was the lad at school who the girls all pretended to fancy as a joke
>>214655728i think so
Thunderberg is having a proper melty outside
>>214655759most of thats hispanics which is ineviteable with your massive porous border with them and theyre basically americanized already
copped a warning for a very mild racial slur but cloudflare is fucking up so i can't view my warning and thus can't post (am on phone now) so am effectively banned. thanks for that janny you fucking grass.why do you need to solve a captcha to view your status anyway? so annoying
>>214655768ktimgot asked out once as a joke but someone gave it away by laughing so I caught on
cant believe yanks have been complaining about imigration all this time and its just mexicans
>>214655759why do hispanics end up in the north thought they'd mostly be in texas
>>214655768still going on about gaza is she
https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?release_date=1980-01-01,1989-12-31&country_of_origin=AUselecting a kino for the night's viewing
can't wait to get home and have a big healthy vegan tea
>>214655807that happened to me the other day somethings fucked up with tampermonkey. just disable it for a second
>>214655768i thought this was me but in retrospect her was in earnest
>>214655768ktimmersgot a few joke hugs and confessions
purchase mexican chicken for dinner
no pasta in the cupboard so I just microwaved a bowl of tinned tomatoes and a tin of tuna. Was alright.
>>214655825Kek this, they're literally Christian whats the problem supposed to be
Odin autistically smashing up his smelly bedroom
>>214655860sounds like it would have been a pretty dire meal even with pasta
>>214655838that's not healthy
>>214655772goose egg sounds painful. i'm not sure what the protocol is but if you start to feel unwell you might want to go to urgent care
>>214655866as if that matters
>>214655835never mind i was looking in the wrong decade
Police say Banksy has gone too far nowDo Not Insult The State
>>214655889tuna and tomato and pasta. That's a meal. Tomato tuna pasta, they call it.
I'd like you to let me have some of your supper please :)if you like to let me share with you later I will cook you a meal
>>214655893thank you im aware of that ill keep the thread updated
>going to a&e for a bumped headbender
>>214655890well it isboth for me and for animals
>>214655913if it's covered up why does it need security
drinking a VB longneck for breakfast
>Stephen Fry back at work three months after fall off stage
;)
>>214655917who is "they"?
>>214655913banksy is extremely reddit so he's probably a balding s0ylennial
>>214655913>painting on and vandalizing property that isn't yoursGrow up
The graffiti at the Royal Courts of Justice, which is home to the High Court and the Court of Appeal, sat beneath a CCTV camera.Security guards were stationed beside the artwork after its discovery and it was covered with black plastic sheeting and metal barriers.
>>214655913is that a judge smashing a migrant hotel protester?
>>214655955get that down ya, ya dog cunt
>>214655736any good?
>>214655967>tuna and tomato and pasta. That's a meal. Tomato tuna pasta, (((they))) call it.better?
gym bill
>>214655985either that or palestine but its left intentionally obscure
don’t know how men get the confidence to post themselves on social media
>>214655668LMAO
>>214655955at 5 pm?
Really though it is kind of funny how Banksy developed this immunity because of being "le famous artist". When in reality he IS vandalizing which is against the law.Like why treat him differently than any other motherfcker painting on public places.
>>214655967italians who live by the sea in rustic stone villas. They go out and fish during the day and when they return their tomatoes that have been simmering all day, tended to by a hearty italian woman, are added to fresh pasta and the catch of the dayhow these humble coastal fishermen are catching 500kg tuna that live in the middle of the ocean is unclear
is it just me but it seems like people are getting poorer and things are getting more expensiveit makes me not want to spend my benefits
this was mad
>>214656009big tuna trying to convince the world they can be anything other than a dogshit sandwich filling
>>214656073I doubt Italians call it an English name
>>214656002it was ok but at the time he wasn't touring with a band so it was just him and a keyboard playing and singing along to playback and it was just lawn seating and I felt awkward sitting there like I felt like I was the only person actually there because I was interested in his music everyone else was just there because it was free and they'd brought their lawn chairs and coolers but yeah it was ok
>>214655981
>>214656060
just finished their netball practice I see
terrone melty
must have been years since the willard got fully erect. just don't know what happened. I'm healthier than ever and barely watch porn. maybe I just can't get fully aroused without a woman and that's all it is. much much harder to maintain an erection lying down too though. think I'm unfixable.
>>214656059What is that supposed to be. A cotton ball with a ghost face? A spider egg sac?
>>214656112um
>>214656109lol
is banksy even a single person or is it a group
>>214656112the fit 5 pms >> weak 3 pms
pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed pussy money weed weed
>>214656077bad omen
>>214656119use it or lose it lad
>>214656138alri tommy?
>>214656125It's a low-res baby seal pasted onto an image of a burger patty.must yanks need everything explained to them
>>214656119You need blood flow down there bro. Less drinking and smoking. More healthy cardio and running
might drop out of uni
need my neighbour out of business
oh no the political activist painted on a wall grr
erectile dysfunction?vaginal reconstruction.
>>214656177what do you do?
mumberg is pissing me off might bounce her head of the wall
Sir Wall Painter
>>214656177bill gate dropped out of universityhe lost 20$
modern women are doomed
>>214656136I think originally it was one guy but over time he became a sort of Damien Hirst studio art type character who has a group of people working for him who do his stuff for him
>>214656200mostly sit around and wank
>>214656184alri London Met officer
If Rayner gets tired of the limelight she can always move into my place
got some Witcher 3 I could play tonight but I reckon I might not be in the mood when I get homemight be some netflix slop or some YouTube slop
>>214656209he didn't pick it up?
>>214656228I'm sure she's dying to sell her two houses to go and live with you and your mum
I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional I'm delusional
woaoahoahhh mysterious girl i wanna get close to you
>>214656177I dropped out of 2 separate degrees from 2 separate universities and now I earn twelve pound an hour.
every brit thread has one american having a tanty and one canadian posting gore. worse posters than the belgian
>>214656228Dont think they allow human women into the gorilla pit
>>214656225LOL! but which subject?
>>214656215i mean he must be a million years old there's no way he's running around doing the work himself. it would take a team to do it regardless i think
>>214656259kill yourself
>>214656204she been to the mumberg school of cutting you off mid sentence and then misinterpreting what youre saying and telling you to do things you were just away to do
>>214656258you earn below minimum wage?
>>214656259true
why do i always have no energy
>>214656258third time's the charm
my arse is gay
>>214656289All that and more
>>214656285you are the worst poster in this generalworse than belgiumnonceworse than heathermongworse than cansladworse than all of us
>>214656259that 'canadian' is another yank
remember that dweeb crying about getting bullied by cool people in school for like an hour this morning
In america the mexicans just come mow your lawn then demand money, you dont even ask
rorke come and get your fucking mam
>>214656310depression seek therapyseek medication
I don't wear jeans
>>214656318nobody likes you heathermong and the world would be a better place if you died
>>214656318Is he fuck
>In america dont care, this is about britain
>>214656334would never happen in Britainour gardens are made from paving slabs and astroturf
>>214656347can't be bothered
>>214656354I was like that when I was a child because I had sensory processing issues
>>214655947anemia and vitamin b12 deficiency is not healthy
>>214656310Probably low vitamin d, most of the country has it apparently, especially in the auntumn and winter
>>214656370alri deano?
dont have any friends
>>214656420hiii x
>>214656356his ai therapist loves him very much
>>214656401fake news pushed by big vitamin
>>214656420come to london x
Winter is coming I need to find winter clothing
>>214656360In Britain, they talk about America daily. Im giving them first hand info
parliament of portaloos over yonder
>>214656427how did you respond in ten seconds
tfw nobody tells me off for using /brit/ anymore
>>214656420this but also neet virgin
>>214656391neither anaemic nor vitamin defficient it's 2025 these are not 1st world problems in any real sense regardless of diet
>>214656356>>214656430I'm not heathermong!
cutting random bits off my hair again
>>214656462Why would they? New Zealand is an inherently British country
garda asked me, and he said im being serious not a bollix, but do you really have no friends to stay withhe literally coudnt get his head around someone having no friends
>>214656441this your local school? caching the 5 pms are we haha
my last day as a fat bastard then I am ON IT, will be calorie counting, will have a tight supple body
>>214656495So this is the face of yanks in /brit/
>>214656506I've lost 20kg and still look the same demoralising
>>214656489because i post here often and people used to get cross with me
>>214656502why were you speaking to the garda lad? noncing again?
>>214656449im always here.... watching
https://news.sky.com/story/fake-documents-debt-and-student-visas-inside-the-uks-immigration-system-13423639Illegal immigrants with no right to be here:>Given a house by the council>assessed as destitute and given financial support>Children's healthcare and schooling being paid for>Food is free from a foodbank
>>214656506the fact you'll start tomorrow instead of right now means you'll be eating a takeaway at the weekend
>>214656487you ever pluck out your hairs?It's something to do. Done my entire beard / facial hair in the past.
>>214656258I finished but still make minimum wage. those years in industry really are important
>>214656487getting a haircut tomorrow me
>>214656506*jiggles your belly* I'll miss this fat lad
>>214656524>I've lost 20kgwell donethats 1/3rd of my body weight so congrats
>>214656495crazy how he's been posting here for so long and only recently had a mental breakdown because of the jews
>>214656524hit the weights lad that's an order
>>214656547Is this self harm? Would you like me to find help for you?
>>214656547that's something a druggie would do
will grant you that the earth is warming but not that it’s solely due to carbon emissions or cows fartinghow do people think the ice age melted? there’s been times when there was no ice on earth. when greenland had forests and then times when glaciers reached france. the earth is 4 billion years old, the climate changes all the time
>>214656529mummy called them on me and i had to go down to the station to speak to themhe was a prick and called in his supervisor when he realised he couldnt bully me
>>214656547heathermongian post
>>214656211they havent yet but they will once i lose my sanity
>enters /brit/
>>214656526Probably pakis seething that you're more British than them even without coming within 10k miles of Britain
>>214656558cor bet you're a little minx
>>214656558>20kg>thats 1/3rd of my body weightyou a hobbit?
>>214656583It's more of a compulsive thing than a self harm thing. It's not painful as such and there's no damage, the hairs grow back.
>>214656569Wait isn't he Jewish? Why does he look like that
>>214656603hope everything is well for you and you've apoligised to your mumdo you not call her mam?
>>214656594so what's causing the change now
>>214656646hes palestinian
HAHAHAHAguy behind the 7/7 tube bombing btw
>>214656603what did you do
>>214656646no he's sicilian iirc but claims he's pure white the copes he's gone thru have been hilarious
>>214656646>>214656668Talking about St George are we rorkeypoo?
>>214656681why dont we get the dignity of our terrorist attacks being referred to with our own special name
>>214656681reckon bin laden masterminded 9/11 2bhalthough it's fair to say I don't necessarily have the journalistic chops of *checks notes* the sun
the jews will do to white people what they are doing to Palestinians right now in a heart beat and you are a fool if you think they won't
>>214656657shes a bitch>>214656683was addicted to drugs but i stood up to her so she called the police as a way to control me
>>214656681I'm so tired
jews aren't real mate grow up
>>214656735what do you do for fun when you're not da jooz posting?
>>214656735yeah that's something palyou catch the game last night bud?
>>214656728the cia and mossad masterminded it
>they're given a free house and a new mercedes and also free money.Yeah but that's just a load of bollocks isnt it
>>214656594i reckon we need to stop trying to stop climate change cause no one wants to slow down industry and start preparing for mass migration as places start to get inhospitable
just seen a shop with halloween stuff in the window
>>214656681>commit an act of terrorism in your country>do the time>judge says all the best get well soon!holy fuck id be fucking fumin if i lost anyone to these
>>214656776I thought you had already moved onto the "yes its happening and it's a good thing" stage on this topic leftypol
>>214656790sounds scary as fuck hope youre alright
>>214655768this is me as an adult
charkansaw malakota is a drunk red indian preaching from his reservation in oklahoma
>>214656681no wonder they covered up the banksy it was wildly inaccurateA British judge would be handing him a slice of cake and going "now now off with you and stop those silly games like breaking into bases and plotting atrocities"
>>214656764what do you do for fun when you aren't defending baby killing jews on a Laotian image board?
saving my banger posts
>>214656839uh oh melty
>>214656594Fuck are you talking about mate it's the rate of change that is the concern. The earth temperatures changed over thousands of years. We're cracking it up in a few decades.
>>214656681You know, that professor thats saying there will be civil war in the UK says that one of the things that might make things really kick off would be the murder of one of these judges
>>214651691>>214651691>>214651691New
>>214656834Depends which side theyre protesting for innit
>>214656867cap
