Diego edition
can you lads stop pee in me water i drink that water thanks
where the hell is everyone did the rapture happen
Mama your son in the red hat
I had some teenagers laugh at my trainers and remark "Cool shoes". I'm in my late 40s, and asked "Do you think I give a fuck what a child thinks of my trainers?"This seemed to disarm them.
>>214659360howve we managed that then
>>214659446is that really what you fantasize about
>>214659446Bodied those skibidi freaks.
>>214659360no it's tradition now
>>214659446
>>214659446thanks for the uncdate
>>214659509>uncdate
>uncdatescream
>>214659487is that bootleg?
im fucking so hardcore that someone just knocked the door and i didnt answer it even though they could see me on the sofa
Right lads, think I might go tae bed
Just saw a lass who I went to school with out for a run, she was pretty back in the day but she's kinda fat now Still would though ngl
she bangs the drum
ive got nothing against it but its obviously disabled
Right so how i do i talk to foreign ladies on the internet
>>214659560hardcoredo you want you more?knocking on your front door
watching inside no. 9
>>214659640didn't arsked
looking at the followers lists of 18 year old girls I met on the apps is proper grim. some clear groomers about on there. i'm only a year from 30 myself but there's tons of them and 30+ lads too who look proper dodgy and these girls are attracted to them.
the 'keets are screeching their heads off about something inconsequential im sure
just not happy lads
>>214659446fuck off cleanshirt
gonna poobut it's quarter to 12 all the designated streets are closed by nowwelpwill have to use the toilet tonight
>>214659660scenes when it turns out to be consequential
unemployment is so grim yes it must be fun being a neet with millions to blow it’s not fun being a neet in lanarkshire
gene simmons was decent in thhis
>>214659446>>214659509Samepoof but all in good fun
might start carrying a cosh
>>214659718hah chance would be a fine thing
wonder if something bad will happen or not, for trying
send the biomass to wales
>chatgpt gives me shite advice about Ruby Granger>local AI tells me that taking a big shite in her mouth is actually romanticbased
I wanna heal I wanna feel
that post wasnt me
>>214659842i wanna shag lucy beale
canslad has passed the the threshold now he’s actually annoying
why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a SHET?
>>214659901he's always been irritating but the bizarre and grotesque posting he's been up to lately is beyond the pale
r honorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2JJUuWrblQ
>>214659958Just like Cork
TND grows nearer.
>>214659927O_o o_o
>>214659958That'a because he doesn't live in Dublin
>>214659988leave it on twitter
ben dover
snorlax cat
reaching the point where im finally getting attractive and can talk well to women but still a complete virge who obviously doesn't know how to and has never had sex so my game is ruined. it's too late to fix it
wasted my youth on this shite fucking chatroom for autistic spackers and freaks ffs
>>214659978>>214660007haha
>>214659774what about robert guillaume
we will wake up tomorrow and the biomass will be gone
>>214659988
>>214660038you can do it lad. I believe in you
>>214660051Ktim
>>214660051you are what you eat
>>214660007yeah probably not
might wear some oxblood doc martins and shave my head
>>214660038reaching the point of delusion more like
>>214660051I don't regret the time I've spent here and I've left my mark on this site
>>214660072>>214660103not delusional just far behind the norm. the shame of not knowing how to have sex in the moment will destroy me more than not having it
meatballs and supernoodles for dinneri'm 35 years old
>>214660103you are so mean
>>214660137I like to take things out on others to make myself feel better
7:30pm and the lights are going on. Winter looms.
oh you bitch
super noodle TASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>214660154thats sad
>>214660154horrible young man
>>214660133don't compare yourself to other people lad, only to who you were yesterday. you're improving, that's all that matters. the right girl will understand.
>>214660136enjoy :)
might get one of those body pillows with a loli character on them
>>214660154
>>214660156
i think we'll all have a good year next yearwe must use the colder months to improve but then... then it'll be time
blocked the toilet again
corduroy. cashmere. shetland wool. merino wool. the season is now.
reckon I'll just top myself
Might have a peng BBC wank
>>214660276award
catsitting at the weekend cant wait
wanking a poo out my arse
>>214660306should fart in its face and scream at it when it tries to sleep, that's what I'd do
>>214660309again award
Lads, the thing is that while I am tired as fuck, I'm not actually against the cans
>>214660306how many fingers do you reckon you can fit into the cats arsehole?
>>214660154based
>>214660306what do you know about the kitty in question
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5VbW8bRO-NQ
watching the gary eats eat a massive yorkshire pudding rn
I've got some sort of growth in my nose and it won't pick out
nth for the baddiedem
@grok porn please
>>214660331Probably two, not that I've ever tried itOn an unrelated note; my knobs about two fingers thick, just measured it
>>214660340one of them is a black nigger and the other likes resting on human faces
>>214660051ktim
*shits diaper*
why's everything so expensive
no way am i opening that webm
quiztoil loometh
>>214660481just a man being dragged across the sand
>>214660481it's very boring
>>214660455>here's the based White Jews fighting browns I was telling you about
>>214660471inflation is a load of shite
mental how unnatural industrial society iseven to become “fit” and “healthy” we need to go lift fake weights and machines like astronautspeople before factory and office life didn’t need “gyms”. they just worked. they got fit because there was no form of mechanical power than your own two hands. from walking and moving about everyday. mending and building things.
The 4.9 inch BWC
I like having human rights
>>214660536before all this woke crap
>>214660554White men dont have any
>>214660536Yeah? That's mental. I've never thought of it like that before. You're smart. Like Stephen Fry level smart.
I've completely lost the will to wank
Poowong... Twinned with Cheadle...
>>214659833damn wtf
how much did i miss out by not going to uni (socially)did have mates and do things between 18-22 but they were all local and from school
rorke wanting to go back to the good old days of getting emphysema at 26 in a coal mine
The canuck screams out in pain as he strikes you
>>214660554I don't, never needed them and never will
>>214660455I thought Palestinians hide behind children
>>214660596here for a good time, not a long time
>>214660596i want to go back to the time when you wouldn’t make inane posts such as this
>>214660608Ok roke
Any members of pagang in?
are doja
>>214660587me at toil when somebody asks me to do something in my job description
So what
>>214660596well obviously rorke would be a coal mine owner, not a coal miner
the gyallies
>>214660536>they got fitPeople also cared less and there was a "lower standard" on what fit was.Corrrr, speakers are playing David Gilmour's cover of "There's no way out of here"
fucking going to have a couple of tinsswore i wouldnt do weeknights any more but fuck it
>>214660670rorke is 100% descended from runt coal miners that lived in terraced slums
>>214660665how does he afford it
>>214660665millie b
>>214660683You've let yourself down
>>214660683watch out guysthis guy is gonna have two beers
How do you not get pissed without having insufferable anxiety for days afterwards
Leftypoldark
>>214660647state of that wig
>>214660716on a school night
>>214660692absolutely no chance you'd dare call rorke's ancestors runts
>>214660697weren't always expensive were they. bet he still had pocket money left over
how do you make new mates in your 20sall my old mates have either moved away, became druggies or don’t come out because of girlfriends only “friends” are lads i’ve known from school and all we do is drink and talk about the same shite. only 3 of us and I really am sick of the bastards. I live in a shithole town. Do a runt IT job. Generally shite at footy but can hold my own in a game of 5s if any of you suggest that
>>214660769mad how they did this before AI
>>214660769Forgot about this
>>214660772can you make friends through work?
cant believe maleponte moved to canada to escape ZOG
new merc looks shiteyou know whats will be lining up in droves to get one for free on motability
>>214660727The booze blues they call it
Lads, the cans or off tae bed?
>>214660776I'm convinced rorke has a humiliation kinkThey voted for Brexit to reduce immigration which meant we left the Dublin Agreement so boat crossings skyrocketedAnd now they're going to vote Farage AGAIN and lose their human rights and the NHSPlayed like a fiddleYET AGAIN
>>214660829my brother frauded a beamer on mobility
>>214660776Mad how Palestinians usually move in the region around Palestine.
JUST GRAB THE FUCKING BULL BY THE HORNS AND DO IT
roke blames immigrants for the cost of living crisis so they vote Reform and have to find an extra £500 a month for health insurance LOL
/brit/ podcast where malaponte and commiemong analyse current affairs from a National Socialist perspective
Fell down the stairs in mcdonalds and ripped my pants down the middle in front of a table full of women obviously about to go out, I tried to walk it off but my belt lip caught on the stairs as I walked away and I lurched back and ripped my pants further at the gring. I held in my sobs as I limped out of mcdonalds
wonder where all the bats go when its light
>>214660906>phrases to which you can put an image
tooth hurtsneed a dentist but cant find one
>>214660930up your mums bum
>>214660871Imagining your brother in a wheelchair writhing around with spasms as he yells "QUIDS IN!"
How do Asians pick up those little bits of leftover noodles with chopsticks it's madness
LMAO!
>>214660959probably in the last place you look
I'm assuming one needs a big fuck off gpu to make a local AI. I'm not into PC gayming. I like game boy gayming
doing vile fartingmust be the yakultthat bloody lactobacillusprotectus
>>214660959should brush your teeth then shouldn't you?
>>214661003japanese cum
>>214660959Been with my NHS dentist since I was 12 haha (I'm 32)
>>214660989err that's 9, are they sure about those numbers?
>>214660989Oy VeyIt's anudda Shoah!
>>214660989me top middle
Entire industries exist on the left and the right to focus blame on anything, be it Muslims/Christians, men/women, democrats/republicans, communists/capitalists, anything and everything to distract attention from the true underlying source of the issues, which is, of course, jews
>>214660930BelfriesHere our bats don't give a fuck and you see them hanging about in trees all day
>>214661027cum : |japanese cum :O
Yes daddy farage make me poorer yes yes poorer poorer poorer fuck I'm gonna bankrupppopootttttttt
Right, well that's the end of Masterchef then isn't it?
>>214661072are they weird marsupial bats with smaller versions of themselves in their pouches
>>214661086300k a year from the grauniad not enough for ms dent it seems
>>214660989why'd you ignore my question before?
ginger on mastermind was cute
>>214661085blog on spaki
Macron says hes going to recognize Palestine and then a few weeks later he gets removed from powerYou are a literal retard if you think jews aren't responsible for this
>>214661110>Paris, France
Best simulator game?
/brit/ on a Monday is fucking dire, ladsNo talk of the cans
>>214661110My BWC there would be like a salt block on a cattle range
fit tranny on only connect
>>214661093they're not bats at allcounterfeits, probably chinese
Spargster always answering the biggest questions, love you Spargsterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz90SQGmQR8
>>214661155Halo 3
>>214661155American Wog Simulator (GTA)
>>214661066
>>214661146wrong
is the gillette mach 3 rubbish now?
>>214661155Reform Majority 2029The gameplay is basically chucking all your money in a shredder it's great
>>214661173literally just started watching this
>>214661218it's woke
>>214660989oof
Got a 5 pointer on Only Connect lads.
>>214661146Thoughts on WarStrike?
Come on guys I'm being serious, I just want a game recommendation not some rubbish politics joke
>>214661235right well i didn't need to know that. leave it on your twitter page next time yeah?
>>214661259They're going to have kevin McDonald on next weekShould be good
>>214661093Flying foxes are weird enough alreadyAnd the babies are cute little bastardsBut you can't get friendly with bats because they can give you hendravirus and lyssavirus (rabies but we don't have rabies)
>>214661265will do, mate, thanks
>>214661173my dad did this and he's been locked up since 2003
>>214661173had this in my recommendations
Would do anything for an arabic princess gf
I believe I speak for all of us when I say...poo
Anyone else wish they were black as a kid because they were cool
>>214661308
only had 1 black lad in my year at school and everyone called him black jamal (there was nobody else called jamal in the school)
>>214661274and she'll never see that because everyone knows trannies never use plebbit
>>214661294*waves order paper*HEAR HEAR
Grace Dent getting pissed up and cueing up Patti Smith's Rock'n'Roll Nigger on the karaoke
the hoodie is on, I repeat THE HOODIE IS ON
having some porridge here and it's so nice. dunno whether to cum or cry
b&qberg doing my nut in
>>214661383mans not hot
>>214661277That's gonna be like a NSDAP rally lol
>>214661368kek
why are so many brits and irish moving to the uae? i feel like gulf arabs are getting ready to replace jeets with pipo with you niggas
smug cunt. glad he gets bollocked in every episode
>>214661412>gulf arabs are getting ready to replace jeets with pipo with you niggasI said this recently on here and some rightoid disagreed. Can't imagine a bigger humiliation.
>>214661412Taxes innit. it's always about the taxes
>>214661383soft arse
>>214661412all going out there to let arab lads poo on us for money
>>214661412better salaries
>>214661432you'd be pissed if you lived between two noisy retards as well
>>214661412wouldn't go there even if you paid me
>>214661405they still haven't paid me back after diddling me with a product sub that's a tenner cheaperstill waiting on the jeet customer support to sort me outB&Q - Bastards and Queers
>>214661488he moved to an ethnostate once and became the noisy retard
Got the coldplay on
British people have been completely stripped of their heritage.We have no connection to pre-1945 life. Just a nation of soulless, materialist consumers.
>>214661146why'd you ignore my question before?
>>214661488why didn't he just move
>>214661509dogshit band
>>214661277why'd you ignore my question before?
>>214661146Everybody has "recognised" Palestine in the form of the PA, the Oslo accords were a western construct.
>>214661507what too much canned bread does to a squigga
>>214661537alri muhammed
its bat mating season
>>214661520he did but his stockholm syndrome kicked in and he moved back
Films are so generally so bad now, that when something half decent comes out, every jizzes and shits their pant over it and hail it as some kind of masterpiece, when it really isn't.
>>214661278>lyssavirusThat's what we call it in Greece.
>>214661589he loves spongebob and patrick really
2000-2008 coldplay was the soundtrack of total aryan victory
>>214661502hope you're sticking it to them by changing to homebase
>>214661605Wow I wish I passed that well
The zoomers are gonna be all right
>>214661624you are beautiful and valid
This is Dr. Niles Crane, filling in for my ailing brother, Dr. Frasier Crane. Although I feel perfectly qualified to fill Frasier's radio shoes, I should warn you that while Frasier is a Freudian, I am a Jungian. So there'll be no blaming Mother today.
>>214661510People in Cornwall and Devon still have a bit of soul to them.
>>214661624trip on EW
>>214661629is 99' a zoomer? ive never consumed any of this content
>>214661635thanks hun x
>>214661582
>>214661643hardly any cornish people left in cornwall mate it's all londoners and wogs now
>>214661629Forsen taught me that you can be homeless and a millionaire at the same time
My only watches inane boring normie shite on TV, it's unbearable and could be a dealbreaker tbqh
>>214661665You think darkness is your ally?
>>214661665*bauhaus starts playing*
Should I drink tonight yh or nh
>>214661672There's still plenty of locals there. Londoners only go there at weekends.
>>214661640why didn't Frasier, the larger brother, not simply eat Niles?
Bane?
>>214661607yikes
>>214661665rorkes ma's pov when she switches on the light in his smeggy bedroom
performing a cook of meatballs never had them before
>>214661758must've been the bog for a shite
>>214661757your mum loves my meatballs. she has them on the reg
owl outside my window going HOOOOT HOOOOT
biggest bat in britainits not that big
I want to play League of Legends...
>>214661807I want to die
>>214661807why dont you sort your life out instead
>>214661672Stupid thing to say, where did all the people from Cornwall go then?
>>214661822:(
>>214661684there's a level of wealth beyond which you don't really need a fixed addressyou can live in hotels and all your correspondence can be organised through your companies
>>214661822
>>214661807Cool kids just call it League, in 2012
>>214661841youre looking at them pal
>>214661801what a horrible night to be a mouse or shrew
>>214661801thats a secret pigeon impersonating an owl matei'm watching you right now and wanking
>>214661841upcountry for uni as soon as they turn 18 and never coming back because the local toil market is mostly minimum wage
>>214661875>>214661875>>214661875
>>214661841bound for South Australia innit
>>214661830how
>>214661582sex with rouge
>>214661877I'm talking about the people over the age of 30, not the stupid zoomies
>>214661904>>214661904>>214661904New
>>214660455what a short shitty video lol
