nighty night editionold >>214671997
>>214674436Bam Margera has passed away from cardiac arrest at the age of 45. RIP Bam
better thread
>>214674478he's not dead but I wish he was
ran out of stuff to post
early bird gets the worm>>214674437if you're just starting to learn (like going into college) dev is going to be smart. i expect a steep dropoff of AI expectations AND junior software devs. don't even bother applying for jobs right now if you are already trained, it's a nightmare market for cs juniors.cybersec is always going to be prevalent and more stable than software dev, but i think it would bore some people out of their mind. if you are enticed by the idea, go for iti recommend data analyst the least because it's another passion-niche job like cybersec but the upwards mobility is worse and the vulnerability to AI is much higher
>>214674478c'mon bam I aint tryin a get my dink sucked right now
>>214674498i wish ryan dunn didn't die
>>214674508and what are? are you a big shot in the field?
We're in here, no earlyfaggots allowed.>>214674301>>214674301>>214674301
i dont understand this world
>>214674540i'm anonymous and i've found gainful employment for years
>>214674566you don't have to
https://youtu.be/LcF2KUJVdLE?feature=shared
>>214674580i want to
>>214674545The other thread insists upon itself. I'll pass, but we can recycle it
>>214674592you probably can't thoughi don't think anyone can wholly
summer is over. it's cold and i am distraught. i'm vulnerable and lonely and i have no one to take advantage of me.
Melfi back in the day was such a fox. Unbelievable. They don't make MILFs like her anymore.
>>214674579on what
>>214674626legs
10 degrees cooler tomorrowcan't wait
>>214674603now das true
>>214674631compsci, some frontend, some backend, some game dev, a lot of autism projects with servers in my closet
I miss them so much
>>214674683how to become a dev not web, why is everything web dev
Sup bros
>>214674729MANY such cases...
>>214674708just become a spider dev
>>214674741Hitler declared war on the US on December 11th
Tralalero TralalaPorco Dio e porco Allah
>>214674789HITLER?!?!?!U sum sorta nazi or summin...
I stopped playing league in 2011
>>214674741good morning sir
>>214674805they still got some good characters
>>2146748052015, methen i did again from 2021 to 2024now i've quit again
I wish I could get my DOTA hours back
>>214674813Good morning
>>214674857i have 3000 hours in counter strike
>>214674741Dershowitz radiates evil energy. Imagine encountering this creature at night
>>214674857is dota even good it's just a lol clone right..?
bout to rip a fat bowl of weedbased
>>214674879>lol cloneAre you baiting? I haven't played in 3 years you can't tilt me
>>214674864how are you
>>214674708>how to become a dev not webapply for companies whose product is the proprietary software or a product running on proprietary software and not something else mediated through a website>why is everything web devbecause there are only so many companies whose business model is making software. there are many more companies that make money selling products, food, services. and all of those companies need a website to host the hero product, take online orders, portal inpatients, and so on. these businesses are majority run by people who majored in business, marketing, human resources, other specializations, and they don't know how to maintain a website nor do they want to. even using stuff like shopify as a storefront requires paying webdevs for addons, needing a webdev to maintain the site and update it, etc etc.
>>214674774how can i get into dev, like i already know javascript, css, html, where do i get freelance or work at all
This is Mexican cuisine
watching lucius aurelian aka restitutor orbis
>>214674945that's american
>>214674886u do seem a bit tilted
>>214674889Very good. It's a nice sunny day outside and I want to go hiking but can't.
>>214674933>where do i get freelance or work at allfiverr?
Aurelian was a pretty cool guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfPfypYbbUc
>>214674975its midnight albeit
I want to have the biggest sexiest muscles I want to get so jacked I want to die let’s drink beer!
>>21467499411:10 pm
>>214674979just went on fiverr and it's just jeets on jeets
>>214674994no, it's 2:11AM
I wanna cum I wanna cum
>>214675023actually it's 2:12 you chud piece of shit
>>214674933everyone with an internet connection knows javascript, css, and html at a basic levelit's like saying you know how to do arithmetic
>>214675029no cumming until mistress allows you to
>>214675040>everyone with an internet connection knows javascript, css, and html at a basic levelI dont
>>214675038no, it's 2:13AM, you nincompoop
>>214675040i don't know how to do arithmetic anymore
>>214675057did you ever know
Just remembered this:https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cr2hMNG-vsw
>>214674994It's 9am where I am.
>>214675040what you want from me then
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
>>214675076miya hee miya haa
>>214675019linkedin?
Nobody be talking about what happened at the Vatican.
>>214675090oooo you touch my tralalaooo my ding ding dong
>>214675061yeah until i dropped out and didn't need it for the past 15 years
>>214675053you could learn in 2 hours unironically
>>214675093aint no hiring plus half the jobs are data collecting scams
>>214675040JavaScript is like the stuff that flash games ran onHtml is like the stuff that makes web page text look the way they look Or something
>>214674933your skillset matches or underperforms what everyone who got tricked into a web developer bootcamp learned, minus the skills they teach about job interviews. you need more specific skills or you need to go to college and learn a compiled language
I used to think html was short for "hotmail"
i have a 4 inch penis
>>214675115okay then build your own website?
its so hot in my room i keep waking up with a headache
>>214675128momberg still thinks that
>>214675144you need a fan
My balls don't hangThey're small and sit snugly under my penis
>>214675128>hypertext markup language
Losermode:1) Get really high2) Have a bubblebath2.5) While listening to old Cumtown3) Lift weights4) Go to bedInThatOrder
>>214675144nigga it's like 65 degrees right now
>>214675150i have 2 fans its still 80 degrees in this bitch
>>214675151are they sitting closer to your gooch or your jap's eye?
>>214675126i did web developer bootcamp, 2 even plus the windows cloud shit plus the cybersecurity shit and i have a college degree already
The Moon looks nice tonight
>>214675151haha this nigga failed benis inspection day fr fr
>>214675162i wish, i fucking hate florida
>>214675159>While listening to old Cumtownbased and gay and chinese
>>214675181is that degree related to tech?? because a cs degree worth its salt should have you leaving knowing more than javascript
i want some dry meat in my mouth
Do you guys remember silly bandz?
>>214675193it's nice in the winter tho
>>214675154Crazy how Calvin is 6 years old but acts and talks like a 10 year old (besides the whole imaginary friend thing)
>>214675216thats the only time its nice but the days are so short
i can suck my own nipples
I notice the newest generation of frat boys talk with this self consciousness about them like they're performing some exaggerated masculine image of what they expect a frat boy to look like Used to be this archetype of a person just existed naturally
my son here is great with computers, he got the modem and router all hooked uphe's gonna be a rich tech guy someday
>>214675206yea it's tech related though i didn't learn shit in it though, most i did was mess with arduino and have classes about boring shit like agile development, essentially know i learned nothing since i remember nothing
trying to suppress my nervous ticks like touching my face or rubbing my arm when i talk
>>214675257Da frack is a modem unc?
>>214675257did they use birth control?
goodnight
college is a joke honestly, ain't no one learning shit in it it's just for networking
>>214675260i'm going to sleep but my last and most important piece of advice is to just have a lot of projects, and make sure they are out of your comfort zone. i learned multiple languages to fluency just because they were needed for a project. do it for the fun of doing it but learn a lot on the side and have something to show people when you're being considered as a candidate. helped massively when i was breaking into the industry>>214675348great minds when they think alike hoooooonk mimimi
bought more pokemon cards that I dont need(but looked cool)
Greta Thunberg is so fucking ugly I'm sorry
>>214674436Drank a dr pepper in preparation for my gaming sesh
cumberg
>>214675401wrong
>>214675401israelis bombed her 2day
you all are sluts for cum!
>>214675375feel like learning a language is just bullshit, like one uses parentheses, another one you need to indent some shit, like it's all minor shit yea it matter but it don't the logic is all the same, anyone can learn any language if you know the basic shit and you'll probably forget all the minor little bullshit rules every language has the moment you stop using it
yeah im a dirty cumslut
>>214675443chat, is this true?
>>214675467dont post my waifu, you curr
>>214675479go to bed
>>214675401She is hideous. I saw her here in my city.
>>214675443>>214675467Yes but only gay cum. Only cum from other guys or guygirls. Or from myself all over my own face, I suppose.
>>214675492dont tell me what to do
normies are genuinely so funnysometimes they don't want you to be sad when you're clearly sad, sometimes they don't want you to be happy when you're just having fun (because they feel excluded for no reason)i'd like to believe emotional intelligence are easier to learn by neurodivergent people instead of neurotypicals
>>214675439They didn't, but I don't think things will end well for her if she lands in Gaza
the ops wont be happy if you kill youself, there is no ops, no one cares
into this house we're borninto this world we're thrown
but I dont WANT to go to work tomorrow...
>>214675557https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ula2LIFu0
i have white fatigue
In relationships (personal or social), many people find indifference worse, because it communicates you don’t matter at all. Hate at least acknowledges your existence.But in terms of harm: hate can actively hurt, while indifference passively allows harm (through neglect or apathy). So “worse” depends on context:For personal dignity indifference often feels harsher.For physical or social harm hate can be more dangerous.
i am unemployable
I have non-english fatigue
>>214675576feel free to kys
signatures seem like a incredibly unreliable way to confirm someones identity
>>214675696what else were they gonna do, dummy
>>214675729nowadays i reckon a signature ain't worth a damn since they're gonna have a picture of you and that's gonna be the main way they can tell if someone is you or not
>>214675688feel free to go extinct
we should talk more about stacking paper less about all that other shit you niggas talk about that don't matter at all
i have no skills bro i wouldnt even be able to work at a mc donaldi cant make no mother fuckin paper
I wanna CUM. Please leT ME CUM PLEASE
>>214675909never goon save it and then explode
>>214675918Are Bulgarian women hot?
how do i cope with wasting this entire year?
>>214675936Yes>>214675949Not really. It's a mix of blondes and brunettes, but I wouldn't say swarthy. >Do they have pink pussies?Yes.
>>214675981There's 4 months left to not waste
alright. it's goon time.
Goodnight
Just got off night shift Teetering on the edge of suicide
>>214676161Gimme yo job nigga
>>214676161That sounds rough anon. Try to take it easy tonight.
they should warn students that your social life is over when school ends
>>214676335hey don't post my sister in /cum/!
>>214676361your sister has a big cock
>>214674626Discontinue the lithium
I treat /cum/ like scripture
>>214676446I treat ur mom like /cum/
straight outta /cum/, crazy motherfucker named Jason from the gang called white boys with attitude, fuck a fucking duck motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!
>>214676014>Do they have pink pussies?
>>214676649what is she doing?
>>214676014>Do they have pink pussies?>Pink pussies?>Pink?
>>214676691are you ok bud?
>>214676675She's a gaúcha, she is simulating drinking chimarrão which is a drink of the gaúcha white girl, thank you
>>214676707no he's an insane brapzilian browntard
>>214676707Do you know Giselle Bündchen? She is a gaúcha
>>214676735Is that the yerba mate stuff?
>>214676383I don't know if she'd appreciate you calling it big ok
>>214676785Yeah, she's hot.
>>214676809
I just had a little barf and I’m not sure why. Maybe something I ate. Just got sudden indigestion and then puked. Crazy.
>>214676850Brazzilian girls are hot.
>>214676897>SOUTH Brazzilian girls are hot.
"He killed her randomly so he must obviously be mentally ill (which means you're allowed to kill people randomly)These people must be treated with care and compassion, much more so than normal citizens (like you)"
>>214676930Damn, they straight up like blonde European cuties.
im gonna rape you
>>214676973This Renoir painting can be found in the art gallery in São Paulo. The two white girls depicted were later sent to the Auschwitz concentration camp, where they were killed by nazi germany, thank you
>>214676973my cousin is white german
>>214677098where they jewish? Why did they kill them
>>214677140they were jewish, they were from germany
sick of this mentally ill brazilian
Doin' a bit of late-nite reading.
>>214678271that cat looks old
>>214677098Good thing, the Germans paid for their crimes.(I'm being sarcastic, 99% of Germans got off scott free, including most NAZI officials, even most high ranking ones.)
>>214678294She'll be 15 in November. She's pretty healthy for her age doe.
>>214675539It's the second time they droned her boat. Always happens around our waters for some reason.I guess maybe that's the furthest range of their drones. >>214675501She's a pure sovl and that makes her more beautiful than any thot with "perfect" genetics.
>>214678363damn dude clean her eyes instead of getting high
god i miss brian
>>214678458I do but she's skittish and hates me doing it. (I literally just did while typing this so there.)
I didn’t feel good earlier but now I still don’t feel good but not as bad
i want to live life as a demi-immortal in inner earth in peace away from all the government agencies and jews
listening to bjork
>you'll never passPardon?
>>214678898You don’t need /cum/‘s permission to transition, anon. You can just go for it.
>>214678960I'm not trans.
>>214678979Alright whatever
drinking a watermelon 5 hour energy rn, tastes like liquified watermelon jolly rancherstoday is arm day (hardcore style)
>>214679009K
failed male moment
>>214679023She’s cute but I don’t dig that weird inner lip piercing.
>>214679114fair, not my cup of tea but I'll take it over lip rings desu
>>214679023All face piercings are deal breakers.
https://youtu.be/gfUiVbpTpwQ?si=J0oHeaCWY3WJR-MU&t=13
Setting my alarm for noon.
The state is taking care of the protection,cultivation and exploitation of the forests.The state is taking care of the physicaleducation of the nation, especially of the youth,with the aim of improving the nation's health and national,working and defensive capability.Its treatment remains indulgent,all freedom is tolerated. Our authority is that of the people.
wake the fuck up fags its almost 8am WAKE UP!!!!!
>>214681452It's 4am albeit. Should not have drank that coffee. Feeling seepy but still kind of wired.
it's funny how on bikes the more important handbrake is on the left hand sideim left handed so im not complaining
>>214681928It's reversed in Europe
Making covfefe and listening to the morning news radio.
Venus and Jupiter are extremely visible in the NE sky right now. From Alberta anyway. If you’re east of me, then it might be too bright out. But check it out one of these mornings.
crazy how foreign people can understand their foreign languages it all sounds like gobbledygook to me
>>214681928i only use the right handbrake (front)
shaved for the first time in 5 days now i shall be drinking my dr pepper soon
i hold onto a hope that somehow some day i will emerge from my truecel chrysalis and become a normal sociable likable attractive person
Coffeetime!
>>214683057True
life does have meaning, it is of our own creationfor weaker wills incapable of meaning-creation, meaning lies in submitting their wills to a more powerful will, capable of meaning-creation
>>214683057covfefe*
>>214683194what’s your meaning
I have two fake front teeth
>>214683213i don't know
>>214683223Do they have poison capsules inside them that if you bite down on in the event of capture will kill you instantly do you don't leak your country's secrets by methods of torture?
I don't care if he's raped a billion children, the guy's making the white race great again. That's all that fucking matters.
>>214683481can't tell for sure if you're the brazilian
i miss 2020
I have raccoon eyes.
LOL
>>214683879oops forgot your vpn?
Jeets freeze to death in 10°C weather KEK.
>>214683879when are we gonna start seeing them climbing on top like they do back home
>>214684059when they slither their way into the police force
6am. Tired n wired. Groovy.
coffee bros i hope you are enjoying yourselves
>>214684177Got up at like 4pm yesterday. 6am here now. A crack of light has lit the Eastern horizon. Missing June & July so much but it's early Hallowe'en-time so I rest easy.
Looking forward to the Palestinian pregnant Anne Frank who has been impregnated by (still Israeli) Benjamin Netanyahu fanfiction
>>214682709?your bike is backwards/european style?
>>214682709>only using front brakeGood way to do a face plant :)
it's so fucking over
Currently on type shit nah meanunclogging the shower drain type shitfeel me type shit
>>214684865stop cumming in the shower you're breaking the pipes
supreeeeeme nothiiiiing
>>214684342never happened in my entire life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNDGsDwUaXo
fake blonde with brown eyes is considered wh*Te in USA
Dogberg likes broccoli
broccoliberg
>>214685084>USA*LATAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APcVQnmH2rQOops, I'm a stupid cop and I parked my car in a retention pond
>>214685348Dogberg is a zoomer it seems
>>214685358ukro that got stabbed in public transport fits the description
>>214685378kek I think Jason lives in Columbus, I wonder if he'll tell you it's safe the way Brian thinks Chiraq is lovely
feeling sleepy been up all night
Whoops Tuesday morning and I’m drunk. I’m stoned lol. I’m a fucking BITCH. I’m a bitch eating afterbirth.
>>214685775absolutely schizophrenic post
Currently in a meeting where it is being announced someone on my team got laid off.
>>214685904I got canned once, not fun. Though they never announce it to the team, they just say "this person is no longer with the company".
do americans really look like this?
>>214685989>Canadian fast food>it's just burgers and chicken slop and friesyes very Canadian how will these American boys ever handle it
>>214686199benchod
I keep a stick I will not go
>>214685904the votes are in, anon, you're out
>>214675981make better choices starting now
>>214684177sippin a cuppa
>>214686390it all feels in vain
Don't try to tell me things are still the same, cause when we made love I heard you call out his name
>>214686491i apologize
>>214674539Ryan seemed the most genuine but his viceral hate for mustard made him seem fake all on it's own
>>214686468
>>214686215lold
>>214686491I was fugging a girl in college for awhile that had a husband and son. She said it was a good thing we both had the same name because she definitely said it thinking of me a few times when sleeping with him
>>214686468dude I have literally rotted away the last 2 years and burnt around $50k because I couldn't be fucked to workif I can find the wherewithal to not be a sad sack, you definitely can
Still drinking coffee and it's almost 11am Time to get some music going
hello
>>214686649Nearly 08 for me but I don't know what I'll be doing today
>>214685882Get off my back, Jack
Having an oat milk latte
>>214686753whybeit art thou crunk upon this fine morn of the tues?
im gonna freak out
I have a playlist of albums in my backlog and it is 3291 songs188 hours long
>>214686792I used to get those all the time
>>214686798I haven’t a job. I am of degenerate predisposition.
>>214686898A NEET faggot, verily.
>>214686898
im sleepy nigga been up since 10 pm last night
drinking covfefe
do non black americans understand black English??
civility is a facade. not into politics but i like that we're calling it the department of war againbring back public executions, guillotine
Got the Jimmy Smith on
>>214687114can't imagine the daily suffering of normal americans being forced to hear ebonics and put up with this rape of the English languageimagine you somehow end up in a situation where you must speak with them and they're using words like "finna" and "talmbout"
I know acts I and II of BG3 like the back of my cock
>>214686982Well met, traveller!>>214687018What is this? I know that’s the Game of Thrones guy.
>>214687268the back of the cock is the prostate
>>214687253I travel to the states all the time for work and have to interact with them oftenDon't mind it they're usually really nice, just a different dialect isn't it Most whites barely speak English properly anyway so why get bent out of shape by blacks speaking it all fucked up
Shitting 2nd time
>>214687302Most whites do speak proper English, aside from some brainrot zoomers who are being performative. It's not strictly that it's another "dialect" but more the audacity of it all. That decent, normal people are subjected to their absolutely bastardization of the language and expected to act like it's "just another dialect". It's a product of stupidity and laziness; an unwillingness and inability to memorize basic grammatical and spelling rules. So instead they slur words and invent different ones. >LEMME AXE YOU A KESCHUNNo, you shall not.
>feeling tired to work out>smoke sativa gang weed>LETS GET TO WORK!that nigga from yesterday was actually right
barely slept, this doesn't bode well
>>214687379>Most whites do speak proper EnglishWrong as evidenced by your post
When I run into some thirdie who purposely misuses the English language I just pretend I don't understand them, it forces them to acknowledge they are being lazy and haven't learned to speak properly. Indians do it a lot when they say retarded shit like "DO THE NEEDFUL". I just say I don't know what they're talking about and force them to reword it until it's proper English. Language is one front of a culture war that has been waging for decades. I will not show the enemy any quarter.
I just want the Gordie Howe Bridge to be finished so I can visit Detroit without paying that nigger that owns the Ambassador Bridge. Well, technically the bridge IS done but the contractors that were supposed to finish the fucking border checkpoint diverted most of their workers to some other project meaning I wouldn't be surprised if this shit still doesn't open for another year.
>>214687446That's your power fantasy? Pathetic
>>214687414>>214687501thirdie hands typed these posts
they may clean you better but let's not act like there isn't something sexual about bidets.
>>214687453I didn’t know they were building a bridge named after Gordie Howe. That’s cool. He was a legend already when my parents were growing up. He’s almost like a sports folk hero.
>>214687279a prequel story to ASOIAF set in the same universe/region
>>214687525Cope seethe and dilate
>>214687573you sure are lol
watching a squirrel and a crow fight over a chips ahoy right now this shit is crazy. the squirrel was fucking the bird up but ultimately the crow got away with the cookie
>>214687528you could say the same thing about anything butt-related
>>214687602Keep imagining making the indian at tim Hortons repeat himself if it makes you feel better lol
>>214687649you are the indian at tim hortons lol
>>214687609>tight little Squssy gets destroyed by Big Black Crow
I'm the indian in the cupboard
>>214687609its a doggy doggy world
NEW>>214687778
>>214687253It's hell but there are ways to do it right back. I call rappers "rappists", for instance, and I can see the visible disgust on their oily faces
