Comfy edition
Blood Type A: People with type A blood are often perceived as clever, passionate, sensitive, and cooperative. They typically have a patient temperament and are loyal and peace-loving. However, they might also be overly sensitive and cautious, adhering strictly to societal norms and etiquette.
off to bed
Might take up creative writing in college, lads.Could write the next Harry Potter replacement but instead of wands, they use cans
yep, it's a two jumpers and no work kind of day
move to australia and you too can experience lightning fast download speeds of up to 2 mb/s
nominations are open for the King's birthday honours list if you wanna nominate me lads. Services to /bri/ and all that x
TRVKE
>>214677127Labour civil war when
Wank off, you fucking cunt
didnt even read the news still going to ride it out.
>>214677136t. toll collector on the golden gate bridge
Judy Greer my kinda woman
morning lads
i like when cows go moo
>>214677181scrmaenig
gogoodod momorornoninongog bobroritotainon!
>>214677191Woah I wouldn't want to see the size of the cow that laid that pat lmao
>>214677208first shot of the new series is a black nobleman playing the harpsichord in 18th century Britain
>>214677159No, I don't think that was it. I think it was not paying enough tax on a property and not adhering to standards expected of a high-ranking government official.
Oh and that's a bad miss
>>214677208never liked that one recurring sketch where the world has ended and they're pretending to be on a TV game show to take their mind off of it all. Think that was series 2 though
Northerns are thick
Neets, the fuck you do all day? Give me some ideas
>>214677247I know the one you mean. What didn't you like about it lad?
>>214677259Cook some sausages
That's right. Clear the hotels and give them all houses. Give them all right to remain and work to clear the asylum seeker backlog. That's what the public wants.
>>214677259reading. saving. investing. but you already knew that
>>214677259museums
sausages have gone in the air friar
>>214677210https://youtu.be/TrYGnWOf98Y
>>214677284most threadbare jumper I've ever seen
>>214677259I used to just wank about six times a day and then eat cold baked beans out of the tinNowadays I have a job, so I heat them up
>>214677284man she looks rough for 27
>>214677274just don't think it's worth repeating. The concept of it loses it's charm after seeing it once or twice, then you're left with basically the same joke again and again. I think these sketches are a fair bit longer than most too. Maybe a quarter of an episode dedicated to it
>>214677276erm, too ealy for that, lad>>214677292I'm happy with my money, lad>>214677298I'm not going to fucking Du*lin>>214677313Good lad. Enjoy the toilwanks
>At least 19 people have been killed during what has been dubbed as the ‘Gen Z protest’ in Nepal after the government blocked WhatsApp, TikTok, Instagram, and more than a dozen other apps.Ngl dying in a protest to watch brainrot on tiktok is pretty fucking embarrassing
>>214677259when i was a neet i would smoke weed and wank
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>>214677338Gotta die for something
>>214677300
>>214677338incredibly low vibrational reading of the situation
>>214677284mmhmm x
>>214677284They're doing everything they can just to avoid deporting these people which is what everyone really wants
Always remember - posh tory boys like Richard Tice, Jacob Rees Mogg, Ed Dutton and Rupert Lowe are the ones who lost Britain in the first place. They ruled the country and lost it to jewish capitalist money power and cultural leftists.This applies to the likes of Jared Taylor in America as well.
When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer
when and why did the bankers the bonuses that's disgusting disappear from public discourse?
might wank me willy until white semi clear liquid comes out
airfryers bobby
>>214677384Oh do please fuck off
not heard of any drag queens reading stories to kids for awhile thats a good sign
>>214677381not legal is it
fried air for tea
>>214677317Must have been a tough paper round, taken place in a hostile environment such as Benghazi perhaps
drinking a cup of earl grey with a dash of organic unsweetened soya milk
air frying an air fryer
on the decaf and it's not doing it for me
“ In Europe democracy is a falsehood. I do not know where it will end, but it cannot end in aquiet old age.” Prince Klemens von Matternich
incel surgeons giving me incel anaesthetic in preparation for my incel procedure
>>214677373Lol one of your cousins was it "Bruce"?
>>214677404folk just got bored of it and moved on, like everything.same as covid, the international nonce ring, stop kony
>>214677469Incel smurfs. Inceltastic!
>>214677428It would be legal if they just rejected the 90% of asylum claims that are totally invalid
>>214677420going to get a dog just so I can give it this name
>>214677428what are they going to do arrest the government?
Remember Phil and Holly jumping the queue to see the dead queen lol
>>214677059I love mole
just wanked
Boat prisons. Hang them by their feet and feed them to the fishes.
>>214677500an unpleasant situation which could easily have been avoided
>>214677473sad that you're smart enough to know about the existence of nepalese diaspora in australia but not smart enough to realise the dangers of government internet censorship in a time like this
snood
>>214677404the banks are fairly well regulated now actuallyit's why all the grifters moved on to crypto / fintech / AI spaces
gfberg has pneumonia
>>214677338
>>214677525It's for their own good. Mobile phones and social media are destroying humanities brains.
>sad that you're smart enough to know about the existence of nepalese diaspora in australia but not smart enough to realise the dangers of government internet censorship in a time like this
>>214677500two detestable people
>>214677559*boots her right up the bum*
boomers and millenials really think tiktok is responsible for the discontent with society right now
>>214677562concession accepted
>>214677559Good lad
I wish IWas A communist ..It`s ALovelysystem !!
>>214677404The common refrain is that after the Occupy Wallstreet movement, money was set aside to ramp up culture war wedge issues to divide and conquer. Poor people will form a united front against the rich but they're less likely to stand shoulder to shoulder with someone who they know thinks a man can become a woman. And vice versa, people who are all about 'social justice' and advocating for an ever-growing list of different rights for different groups of weirdos can no longer find any common ground between themselves and, say, someone who voted for Donald Trump. It's black and white, all or nothing. If you think X or do Y then we cannot even talk about Z.And this Us vs Them mentality (among people who are poor on both sides) ultimately serves to prevent the poors unifying.
wallaby bolognese for tea
>>214677338Not just TikTok though is it, WhatsApp is also mentioned, and maybe this is really about the free flow of information and free speech. Maybe the specific apps in question aren't the point. Maybe their government just wants to stop young people organising and opposing the government.
Communism Capitalism same crap made to keep science and progress down. These both waste precious human test subjects.
setting up banking for my startup ladsStarling as the main account (FSCS, low fees, not dealing with cash really), Wise for international transactions at good rates, and Capital On Tap for the business credit card with 1% cashback
>>214677651Lmao really doubt the youth of Nepal have anything of value to communicate or organise
walking past the local primary school with couple rare labubus hanging out of my bag
>>214677657*also good Xero integration with Starlingwas considering Lloyds as well
>>214677372I chuckled
sneedemfeedem and chuck sheisty linked up lads
>>214677685My 40 year old sister started collecting those, truly embarrassing.
You know this is a legit bansky because of how trite and boring it is
raping my 40 year old sisters labubus
kind of ruins anime for me knowing that jeets watch it too
>>214677684dunno mate the fact 20 of them have been murdered by the government might be a smidge alarming
>>214677707Hate bankys. Prick killed King Robbo
>>214677704she single?
>>214677384who am I supposed to like then
>>214677734Him. Vote for Anon!
had a big "day off" today where i was going to do some ket and play a new game and watch dinosaur documentaries, but the drugs haven't arrived and i'm worried the tube strike has caused the postman to be delayedall my plans, gone to waste
need to realign my cock chakra, or cockra as it’s been called
>>214677704ever seen a glimpse of her arsehole?
>>214677748thats why you get the drugs in beforehand lad rookie mistake
>>214677725You really do care a lot about this irrelevant country of 30 million don't you """Bruce"""I'm sorry your brother got gunned down for watching "what I eat in a day" videos in front of a police officer, but just give it a rest
>>214677707interesting choice of nose size for a fictional judge stomping a fictional protestor one wonders what that fictional protestor was protesting. We just don't know.
>>214677728married, two kids>>214677759no
Posting from my station.
>>214677777ALEX PATPO FATTORINO DELIVEROO PISTOIA
>>214677777LE QUINTUPLE DEL SETTE SIGNORE, SIGNORI E SIGNORǝ
>>214677247Remain indoors, I liked ithttps://youtu.be/wnd1jKcfBRE
>>214677788E PURE DELLE DOPPIE DAL NEGRO DEL MONTENEGRO
>>214677785It's blatantly about the Palestine action arrests you don't need to look at the nose to know that
>>214677777you literally live in a tech dystopia where you have to submit ID to access basic social media, sacrificing what little online privacy you had left, and you still don't find stuff like this alarming at all?
>>214677848they're going to make us use ID to even access the internet next btw
>>214677842If it's so blatant then why bother giving the judge a comically large jew nose?Why not leave yourself some plausible deniability and give him a normal nose?
my bath water is always murky and green after i get out
>>214677860helperlad
The Internet is a fad anyway. A few more decades and it will just be something you read from history books.
>>214677880>only jews have large nosesCyrano de Bergerac
>>214677887you're not supposed to poo in it
>one hour of running the AI>it's already telling me things about myself I didn't know
tugging on my little green willy
>>214677091>Clever>Passionate >Cooperative These are antitheses. No one who is clever and passionate is cooperative.
>>214677931and you’re dumb enough to believe it?
>>214677975Because of AI I found out I really do enjoy the bokkles
>>214677059How on earth could anyone be comfy on a weekday?
Looking back in the road for a little green willy
Thoughts lads?
right then folks greeno here
>>214678019errr your skin looks a bit brown there mate what's going on? x
>tugging on my little green willy
>>214677982right.. um.. okay *hurriedly scuttles away on all four from you*
>>214678031*abducts you into my mothership and probes your arse*
Now I gotta make a necklace out of you. Bushmans rules.
>>214677773yeah it's just i have little notice of when gfberg is going to be busy and these days come around less and less as i become old and decrepit
based zoomers
abo mate is out in the street hunting pigeons for tea with his boomerang
>>214678109Thank god! Finally the youth can get back to spending 6 hours a day watching short form content served by a predatory algorithm Justice and freedom is back!
>>214678140alright lad settle down
tonia buxton sex arse
>>214678109have you seen that nepalese nationalist zoomer who gives speeches that basically make him seem like hitler reborn?
>>214678140we heard you the first five times you tiresome cunt
;-)
>>214678171no
>>214677734Revolutionary National Socialists
>>214678174Paki
/brit/ is full of reddit zoomers these daysreckon you need to use x.com to find based content these days
>>214677559These are the trad russian women ive heard so much about?
>>214678193
Thoughts?
Big Ange set to take over at Forest.
>>214678251nothingburger
>>214678178https://youtube.com/shorts/RL2bgCWrn1U?feature=shared
imagine cutting a slit in a juicy warm honey glazed christmas ham and shagging it
need a poo but i know as soon as i sit down on the toilet the gas engineer will show up
>>214678251Nail in the coffin
>>214677059
>>214678251Low key kinda gay
>>214677964Very O- coded post this
>>214678301release your gas first
getting raped
>>214678301"doors open, there's some gas in here that could do with some fixing too haha"learn how to talk to the working class lad
Very excited for Windows 12
>>214678296i've probably done this. i shagged basically everything when i was younger. i even shoved one of those massive sure deodorant cans up my arse when i was 12
getting rambunctious at the nigger gathering
>>214677611trying to figure out how much of a freak you need to be, to feel the need to meticulously edit the original image to say "raped" instead of what it said before
>>214678301just do the shit and be prepared to text him if he arrives fucking hell use your brain lad jeeeezzzz
I'd be a Lich
the raped>>214678392
gonna get drunk after my universal credit meeting
>>214678424Save this shit for gingernonce
might end my life
>>214678441Pub?
eating snot
Second sore throat of the summer wtf is going on
>>214678396i dont even have his number, it's the landlord that's sent him round
>>214678444>ending your life instead of becoming my cock hungry cumslutbig mistake pal
using my brain waves to cook a rustler
cant blorke the rorke
sprinting into the walls of my smelly bedroom until i phase through them
thinking about when karl pilkington nipped out to get some milk and didn't realise he had a q-tip sticking out of his ear until he got home
>>214678447Sure mate, I'm always up for a pint.
mi tink derefore mi am
havent eaten in 2 days because im fasting you see. I am losing the weight rapidly and I look forward to break the fast on the morrow with some fruit and oats
can of monster and a spliff before my UC meeting
Naked flopping my balls about in front of catberg, lifting up his leg and pointing to where his balls used to be and laughing
can of UC and and a spliff before my monster meeting
i think we're all chatting shit and none of us are actually doing these outrageous things
>>214678581Pmsl x
just killed a child in real life
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Warwick Davis versus what?Give me an adversary for our Warwick to fight to the death
>>214678602why rorke
No moreRate My Takeawaylong liveMr. Yorkshire !!
>>214678619Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson blindfolded, arms tied behind his back, wearing a spiked metal helmet.
>>214678602wont be taking "jokes" like this lightly. I have reported this to the authorities
Aotearoa, New Zealand. nuff said
>>214678619The child that Philip Schofield raped
Deport all illegal migrants. 10k fine or 1 year in prison for everyone who used or worked for deliveroo or justeat
P.C. Leftypol asking multiple times if you're sure the attacker wasn't a white manConstable Rorke getting out the car, "a nigger then was it"
>>214678619Honey badger
>>214678251we don't know which jeffrey or donald j trump this could be
>>214678685poor mr eat will go bankrupt
>>214678644Nah, the mountain is my first choice too, but it's too obvious. It needs to be something funnier. Like a fat downie
Why is cricket so racist
rorke calling the police cause he hears screaming next door - cronem putting his baton away and pulling a knife on katy calling her a snitch - katy answering the door in a towel giggling - police reassuring rorke everythings alright - katy screaming even louder incensed by cronems blade
>>214678619six very angry stray cats
Using the new oven for the first time. Fucking stinks, got the windows open but damn. This shit can't be good for breathing in
chinaman put an entire roll of tape on my aliexpress packageand it all turned yellow when I pulled it off
so lonely that sometimes I feel like going Elliot Rodger
Hope they havent killed are Greta
>>214678827this guy is supposed to be a christian
might pretend to be a maoist to score some they/them pussy
just had a bloody gutfull I tell ya
>>214678848Feel like yanks have their own brand of performative materalist Christianity
It's simple, we uh, rape the left
Purple burglar alarm
Rorke telling Katy he doesnt care that shes shagged black men, and doesnt understand why she slaps him
Proper dead in here today. Even at this time on a Tuesday it's usually a little livelier
>>214678758Japan should be given Sakhalin and the Kurils.Korea should be unified.China should be united with Taiwan.The rest of the world should be inhabited by 1.5 billion high IQ, fair, blue eyed, healthy Whites.
>>214678869They blend politics in with religion to an absurd degree, their religious TV/radio is really strange to watch because of it, it all feels like a parody. I'd ask a certain someone about this on Friday but he doesn't bother turning up any more.
>>214678758>first civilisation was brownsgo on rorke
Thinking about replaying bg1 or diablo1
>>214678903>Japan should be given Sakhalin and the Kurils.Why
>>214678758africa is the birthplace of civilisation rorke
how can african be the birthplace of civilisation when wogs aren't civilised
>>214678929They're barely Russian as it is and were only controlled by the bolsheviks after 1945. They're not needed for Whites, Japan would make better use of them.
>>214678950>africanffs go on then just rape me
Makes me laugh when people say brownoid farmers were "civilisation".Hellenic Greece and Republican Rome were actual civilisations. Rome has never been matched to this day.
>REF: 27% (-2)>LAB: 22% (+2)>CON: 17% (-)>LDEM: 15% (-)>GRN: 12% (+2)>via @YouGov, 07 - 08 Sep Nigel starts bottling it - on a conference week, unheard of - by importing Tories The complete dogshit Tories as well not the 2 or 3 good ones
>>214678977good post however i would argue victorian britain surpassed rome
>>214678957>Japan would make better use of them.How so? Its just fishing and the people there are siberian mongoloids
>>214678977omds roke stfu u aint havin no kids bruvva
>>214678977Still no match on Grinder to this day? Lol poor little incel Rome
>>214678977This tee bee aichtDescribing Europe as judeo-christian is another peeve when it's clearly greco-roman in nature
>>214679007Unforced errors like this will cost him big.
Packet of Pom-bears down the hatch
>>214679007Genuinely mad that 17% would still vote tory
>>214679007How the fuck are Labour polling upwards
>>214679041surely half those cunts will be dead by the next election
you lot ever watch plebs?pretty funny that, might watch it again
>>214678928Bought myself silksong yesterday. Got stuck on the bell bug boss. Was going to test if it was because I was absolutely steaming on whisky, by trying again sober but alas, I have started drinking again.
>>214679014It didn't. Victorian Britain had horrible slums and preached Christianity.
>>214679057Surely even old people don't like what the tories have done. I can only imagine its right centerists and conservative minorities who think reform are too racist
>>214679070not even 11am on a tuesdaydo you think you might have a bit of a problem?
>>214679064Would watch it while drinking and it being the only shite on ITV2 sometimes. Was alri, bit jewy and weird though
>>214679070I tried hollow knight a few weeks ago when v was buzzing about silksong but I just can't get into side scrolling platformers
>>214679072>Victorian Britain had horrible slumsrome had bare slaves thoalso christianity is based
>>214679072Do you think rome didnt have slums?
>>214679084>Surely even old people don't like what the tories have donetories buy their votes though innit
https://youtu.be/NpZGkk1mPIEWow just wow
>>214679102>the christie Dadberg went there its amazing. The one in my town looks like the one from dark place
leaving for YC appointment in 30 mins very nervous
So I was just reading this article on teetotalism, yeah? The author went into detail on the "best ways" to refuse a drink, giving the reader all sorts of excuses, half-truths, and straight up lies to say just in order to refuse a drink. Sorry, perhaps I'm just a major fucking undiagnosed autist, but isn't the best answer a simple: "No thank you, I don't drink alcohol." ?
>>214679070It's a game where you have to learn the pattern of the bosses before you can beat them but once you learn the pattern they're piss easy
>>214679084Yeah it's the few people in a state of delusion that think 'radical' ideas are unbritish and still inexplicably have a romantic view of the Tory party and insist 'common sense conservativism' is the only way out of this mess
might commit a literal act of murder against someone
>>214679136"No thank you, I prefer powders." usually gets them to stfu
>>214679136Normies don't take no for an answer especially when they get drunk. They literally put the glass up to your face and pour it down your throat.
rorke slowly thrusting in and out so he doesn't bust. cronem pumping katy tip to bone three times a second
I don't drink alcoholnot a paki or a jew, just makes me feel hot and I hate feeling hot
>>214679090Send help>>214679103I've got diablo 4 in my list, might get onto that after silksong
>>214679196You're hot enough already baby xx
>>214679167It's not 2008 anymore lad
>>214679196so your chinese
>>214679136Just say youre pregnant
>>214679214what about him>>214679208;) x
fucking hell fire
so ur trans
>>214679216brilliantyou can then accuse them of transphobia and cancel them
I really fancy her because she don't like reading books and I don't like reading books
>>214679209I was at a wedding yesterday and someone did this to me once. They kept pouring in alcohol in my glass but I just transferred it in another glass. Hate alcohol.
being the best runt I can be
rorke begrudgingly putting on a condom, cronem not even bothering to pull out
>>214679242dw bro its getting nerfed next patch
>>214679260Who gets married on a monday
>>214679317My sister apparently
>>214679260>Hate alcohol.ktim
need a poo but I've got a one hour delivery slot and I know that cunt will show up the second I start unleashing hell
>>214679328ever shag her up the arse?
Fingering my bum x
suffering from a specific type of fatigue
>>214679328Its not on
based banksy?
>>214679374>>214679374>>214679374
adam and eve were faustian
>>214679357Wank fatigue
bit early that, janmans thoughts?
>>214678872
>>214677259learn something on youtube playlists
>>214679453People think a massive black guy that sexually assaulted men for years and used muh racism to get off should have a statue. Dont believe it
