Salem, any Nordics would like to trade with me? I want icelandic slaves in exchange for a jarboa, a jarboa is a type of fairies native to my Homeland and they are thus as fairies Intuned to the fey wilds and see elves and unicorns, they are thus able to help you capture elves.In my home of north Africa this is their primary function, they sniff out dark elves with incredible efficiency, dark elves are like European wood elves except they are tan with jet-black silky hair, their ears are long but they are shorter in stature and they're a lot less evil than European elves.
>>214678871How about Normandy slaves? They're nordic too :)
>>214679180Hmmmm... You are geographically closer so that's more convenient but I'm not sure Norman slaves have the same qualities of icelandic ones...Give me 4 and you may have the jarboa.
>>214678871Not icelandic slaves but I can offer three haints two uktena skulls and vile of mahlunjin blood.All of em grant wishes.
>>214679296... Why do you, a fellow snake oil salesman, want to buy snake oil from me??
>>214679296>mahlunjinWhat's that btw? Forgive my ignorance, the people's of evropa obscure information from the western continent of Vinland to us the scholars of the eastern sanctuaries.
>>214679390Nothing snake about it except the skulls. I'll throw the antlers too if you double.
>>214679296>>214679489OP I've heard this merchant is one of them Judeans, don't trade with him, they're sneaky snakey deceivers
>>214679523Native Americans aren't scammers, they're honest people. They aren't at all related to Jews.
>>214679457Bona fide genuine mahlunjin blood! Demon mongrels from these 'ere fine forests of Kanawha! The heartiest hellspawn this side of the Mississippi!
Your threads are very cool tunisbro
>>214680808Thank you, dear marroki! <3
>>214678871so it basically is an Al-Zutt detector?
