IT'S NOT EVEN THE FUCKING AFTERNOON AND HE'S THINKING OF THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS
screaming at a poo willy
>thought Vanessa Kirby was fit in Napoleon>see that she's bogged herselfFucks sake
Twitter lied to me that wasn’t the real banksy graffiti
Oh wait it's the 9th
>banksywoke slop if you ask me
>>214679446slopsy
It was a sunday lol
rule number 1 of /brit/: don't feed the trollsrule number dos, don't be racist (we respect all races, religions and creeds hererule number 3 don't stare at the ballsrule number 4 the cake is a liemiss anything?
>>214679425grimwhy are women mentally ill?
>>214679477rule 0: either have the lovely fucking cans willingly or they will be shoved up your arse
>>214679477Yeah you forgot Bacon
Going to pop the chicken and chips from last night into the oven shortly. Looking forward to the onion rings cooooorrr
¿Porque no los dos?
>>214679477Rule 5: don't be cringe and reddit. Disregard all other rules
>>214679498pop it in your bum
scrorke
>>214679494Francis or Roger
the judge was clearly painted to look like starmer
proposing a rule: pop a chicken and chips from last night in the oven and look forward to the onion rings coooooorr
might be losing my vcard this weekend
I am required by the Disclosure and Barring Service to inform you that I am brown
>>214679546>painted
>>214679567
haven't had a gay porn wank or gay sex in a while used to love it before I got a girlfriend
if this is your first night at popping chicken and chips from last night in the oven club, you have to look forward to the onion rings coooooorr
>>214679548is this a euphamism?>>214679575stenciled
any insane man in?
>>214679425what did you think of napoleon? I loved it was prime history slop kino did exactly what it set out to do dont know why people were seething
>>214679556getting bummed doesn't countAt least that's what Father Bruce told me
>>214679613a woman has invited me to hers i'll have you know
another yearly gas boiler inspection passed. And now nobody but me shall enter the flat for another 365 days x
>>214679639asl?
>>214679605Are you dense? It was insultingly bad like im guessing it was done on purpose
Just popped the chicken and chips from last night in the oven. No baking trays so I've had to put it in a metal pan, which means I need to go through and turn everything repeatedly
hiiiiiiiOK I will have a can or two
>>214679651what if you want to bring a lass over?
funny how they loved banksy until they became the subject of his political activism
onlyfans paid £148 million in corperate tax last year, thank gooners
>>214679701good one lad x
can't throw treats laced with rat poison in the local dog parks anymore cause of woke
>>214679701He owns several flats
fucking mental how many grifters are in the health and fitness space on social media. hardly any lifetime experience and more like straight out of university or a few years at most. massive money from sponsorships. massive money for offering personal coaching and retards with money just pay them huge amounts per month for telling them to put the fork down. and of course they're all in each others network and somewhat conventionally attractive too which automatically gives them a decent 100k audience. makes me seethe like nothing else.
the first anon who declared he's doing a poo was a comedic geniusthe rest are pathetic imitators
banksy is exactly what stalin warned about with social fascists
>be on youtube>watchv video anbout manlets betting btfo>comment says "as a small man myself i find this funny"doooon't care>watch video taking the piss out of blacks>"as a black man, i'm not offended"dooooo't care>watch video that involves a country that isn't america>"i'm american but i send my prayers to the people of this countrydooooon't care
ange back in the epl lads
>>214679801got comments blocked me
>>214679780i should have done a tiktok when i was a skelly so i could have been like that Jacksfit guy who gets paid to pretend to work out sometimes
This is ground control to major rorke
>>214679791on /brit/? because that was none other than i
made in PENGsea
>>214679801as a short man whenever a woman says something mean about short men I have a melty and come to the conclusion that they should all be locked up
made the first "doing a poo" post back in the early days of /brit/, must've been 2018 or early 2019check the archives
>>214679825bro really has the comments blocked *skull*
>>214679839
>>214679854not a chance ive been doing it since 2014
>>214679858yeah :)
just be white
>>214679831You've really done a poo
>>214679887chess mfs be like
>>214679854Was saying it cerca 1996
>>214679887I'll try ;)
>>214679839corr
>>214679887
wish i could fork out the extra 5 hundo to bareback this prossie but the missus would complain about frivolous spending
>>214679869all I need is a gf like her. that would sort me right out
>>214679926ktim
>>214679926who smashed and slammed that cat?
>>214679828ktim but I don't think it would work for me. I know that charging people for things like that and trying to profit off my own following by making merch is an evil thing to do. too bad my morals are above the rest
Remember when tok came out I got a few thousand views on my first tik ever got scared and deleted my account
gonna try and get back into games and play loads of new ones any suggestions? already recommended the hundred line academy danganronpa thing and hollow knight
>>214680007don't play a single one of those grotty incel gamestry abiotic factor with your mates
>>214680007fortnite
>I'm angry. It's not right' - locals want asylum hotels shut, but are shared houses the answer?
>>214680007Forever winter
one jerma video now, and another when BE flag starts spamming
>>214680007blue archive
cringe at how the number of people under 30 saying glory to god has exploded
Need to get off of off of off of off of here
>>214680094>had three babies before he left (before they even grew up) he won
Enjoyed the autumnal days we had now we're back to summer weather omdsssssss
>go to any mainstream porn site in the year of our lord 2011+14, front page is all:>incest fantasies>fetishized interracial>tranny videos that somehow breached containment from the gay section>piss drinking>lesbians farting on each other>other degenerate shitsurely the demand for this rubbish cannot possibly match the supply
Emma poo
>>lesbians farting on each otherbased
>>214680150Can fix this by simply not viewing that muck
God save the King
>>214680085already played and forgot the login to my account with dress hina and swimsuit hoshino was well pissed
>>214680183gutted
>>214680150haven't watched porn for over 10 years and I suggest you do the same
That's you lot that is!
If I ever get on national television I am going to mention brit
>>214680136KTIM GET THE FUCKING NATURAL MATERIALS ON
>>214676974
>>214680176>>214680205blah blah blah shut the fuck upholier-than-thou ass niggas, guarantee you're liars and hypocrites too
need to tidy my bedroomalso have a PC that needs building, hair that needs cutting, a body that needs washing and clothes that need ironingbut I think I'll kip on the sofa insteadfree will means nothing when you're a slave to your desires
thinking about my ISA
>>214679599...yh
>>214680247stitched them right up you did
if I don't have an ironing board can I just put a towel over a table and then put the clothes needing ironed on that and iron them?
gfberg was telling me about this time some tried to follow her home when she was her second year of unilike i've seen pictures of her when she was 19, she was fat and grim with horrible hair, i seriously doubt anyone would risk doing years in prison just to rape her
>>214680321ye
>>214680247don't complain about ZOG poisoning you when you willingly drink it
>>214680337excellent cheers
>>214680326was the bloke indian because I've seen them do exactly that
listening to music
water
>>214680367she said he was either eastern european or middle eastern, couldnae tell
Morning gays
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757391688224729.mp4
okay so for the second time the neighbour has taken a parcel in and is now refusing to answer the door for me to collect it.I KNOW they are in because I can hear them through the wall. I only moved here a month ago and have only spoken to them once. I seriously do not know what I’ve done to offend them
>>214680150this is based on your viewing/search habits
>>214680393lolol
What the fuck Haru Urara just died
looking with my eyes
>>214680403they do be lovin they scripted tiktoks
Lads, AI is fucking based when it's all offlineNo chatgpt hearing about me noncing the cans
BAM hit that lil nigga with a Freezer Pop
love when I get a new skinny, shy and mentally ill 18 year old begging for my willard. great feeling too bad it only happens once in every six months and barely lasts before they lose interest
>>21468043299% of tiktok then. I thought her shocked reaction was pretty good acting though
>>214680341extreme leap of logic there, that's like saying i'm drinking methanol when i'm just looking for beer. also i've done 100 days of nofap so i don't want to hear it, it's not a magic pill that fixes your life and anyone who says otherwise is a grifter who wants to build an audience of incels>>214680409it literally isn't, just what's supposedly popular on any given day
>>214680052it not right
>>214680479it's the bloke's acting that is atrocious
>>214680472Noticed that you didnt use any gendered language in the post. Very suspicious
anal sex should be illegal
less talk more rokk !!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcAFkYUnSjg
lesbian tranny incest piss fart fisting porn toil looms
noticed that I pitch my voice up when I'm talking to peoplewonder what that is
>>214680507girls obviously. they're always skinny too which is great, I feel like younger women are much more likely to care about their weight now. never would have imagined I'd be pulling girls 10 years younger when I was on the cusp of 20 as a virginious neek
>>214680565what's your secret
>>214680403shes pretty
>never would have imagined I'd be pulling girls 10 years younger when I was on the cusp of 20hmm
the binble, Arkansaus Canada
>>214680562you have an australian soul
>>214680601
>>214680548agree. only those who've actually been through it know how painful it can be for the one being penetrated
>>214680623what compels you to post twitter screenshots here? stay on twitter
>>214680656because it's funny
sucking an onigiri
>>214680577having muscles now, being lean and soft-spoken with a bit of an unconventional sensitive man appearance. hair on the longer side and not appearing as a typical man. things like that. less broad appeal but much better in the niches
high on weed drinking coffee not too bad lads
somehow 190 returned
>>214680472Couldn’t be meSimply love fat arsed 32 year olds, simple as
The Superstar All-American Breakfast with a Coca-Cola from The Diner at Flamingo Land Resort.
*slenders into /brit/*
Any Aryan beast man in
>>214680709looks peng ngl
>>214680709Looks dry as fuck
>>214680728
>>214680709I'd eat it but I feel like it needs something tomato-based in there. Like a fried tomato or beans or even tomato sauce at a push.
>>214680418>it's realF
>>214680234Greta Thunberg on a mad one after her ship got sunk.
>>214680718not often i say this but i do genuinely think she needs to have her guts rearranged by the biggest blackest meanest throbbingest gorilla bbc
:)
>>214680806why
wondering how many weeks of stretching it will take until I reach full retraction during erection
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757416465237805.webm
RIP
>>214680247The fact it's inconceivable to you that not every is watching porn speaks volumes
need the chinese to release a virus that kills all animefags
>>214680863
you DO max out your ISA contributions every year, right?
>>214680928>ozempic vagina is here!
>>214680945I hope the stock market collapses
need to go look like less of a beast and find girlfriend or boyfriend
here is your white working vlass representations
>>214680999https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlZQJ76tV2w
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755669953419475.webm
>>214681001woke
i'll be deep in the cold ground before i recognise "save to the cloud"
>>214680945no :(
>>214680991it would have to be global to wipe me out, what are the odds of that?
just went the bank to pay some money in, now they have a machine you just put your card in it and then put your money in all at once and it goes right in your account. Extremely convenient
F
got called out for doing the love heart sign with my hands wrong. Apparently we use the fingers now
don't care if your paedo anime icon died
>>214681122least it wasn't the OK sign
>>214680945I will once r rach takes the allowance down to 50 quid
Have no idea what you lot are on about. A racehorse died? I live in Kentucky, the world capital of horse racing and have never heard of such a racehorse.
>>214681122zoomers use that claw-like aberration with the index and middle fingers
nth for the holodem
>>214681189trying it now, its really hard to do and feels asian in spirit
>>214680903it isn't inconceivable. i just don't believe you
>>214681195um based
>>214681187have you ever broken a buck
*attacks you puppy style*
he's in a better place now
>>214681122
>The Nepalese royal massacre (also called Durbar Hatyakanda) occurred on 1 June 2001 at the Narayanhiti Palace, the then-residence of the Nepali monarchy. Nine members of the royal family, including King Birendra and Queen Aishwarya, were killed in a mass shooting during a gathering of the royal family at the palace.[8] A government-appointed inquiry team named Crown Prince Dipendra as perpetrator of the massacre.[9] Dipendra slipped into a coma after shooting himself in the head.[10]>Dipendra was declared King of Nepal while comatose after murdering his father and brothers. He died in hospital three days after the massacre without regaining consciousness. Birendra's brother Gyanendra then became king.[11]mental that
>>214681015How did they get them to dance and play the electric guitar?
>>214681269looks fucking stupid
sealed bag of potatoes 2 days past use by date been in the fridge the whole time. Safe to eat surely?
>>214681290women? yeah
>>214681290i know you do
>>214681270aryan behaviour
whatswith the arayanmong? that seems new since yesterday
FREE THE PEOPLE
keep seeing michael barrymore on tiktok and everyone loves himthey do know he raped and murdered a bloke, right?
mental how much of a loser you have to be to drink alcohol more than a few times a year
>>214681313surely
>>214681359making fun of unironic esoteric hitlerist nazi hyperborea larp faggots is the new zeitgeist
Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>>214681413well that's all the assurance I need
>>214681435There's a storm coming soon. It's our time.
>>214681410'sheed
Big fan of Emma Watson and her feces.
Anyone else on an /incelwalk/?
>>214681187yeah, in uma musume she's a resilient genki optimist inspite of her poor stats. other horses get dejected finishing in the same positions as haru urara. this genki qt is happy to be there and is just trying her best
the EU be like, mm I luv ze bugs in le cheese
can I get a qrd on the current nepal thing
sir brina carpenter
>>214681221
>>214681486heard she had her bumhole removed, she will never poo again!
>>214681503they banned social media so the zoomers chimped outthey open firedbunch of zoomers died
>>214681435We're 1 week into Autumn. Get a bone broth in you. And another. Gain a clue.
Lads, once gain, I must express a few key truths about the worldThe Mac is based. The new toil girl has chebs bigger than the Latvians. Emma Watson's mouth looks like it needs me to take a nice big shite in it and of course, the cans will be lovely later
>>214681503they made Trump touch the wall with their funny hat on but Trump should have the countries (USA) best interest, not nepaleans. why is he wearing the hat?
>>214681496
>>214681501gay little continentals
Having impure thoughts about my gfs younger sister
'moo on the 'log>>214678947
The History Of /Brit/ Part XII: The Belgian
>>214681556how old is the sister?
>>214681496what the fuck are you talking about
>>214681528>We're 1 week into Autumnerm, Autumn begins on the autumnal equinox around September 22 or 23
>>214681524She would have a colostomy bag then. Imagine emptying out her colostomy bag onto a slice of toast.
Mad how my teeth get more and more crooked as the years go by. I wish I could have gotten braces
Obkatiekat birthday stream.https://www.twitch.tv/obkatiekat
>>214681546horse
>>21468157018 but my gf and I are both 23
>>214679104>>214679105Rome didn't have slums like Victorian London did
>>214681573Meteorologically speaking; you best start believing in Autumn stories Miss Turner.
>>214681596get her shagged
blud replying to the ancient past
Need my summer back
Why don't they make tech colourful and fun anymore?
>>214681572never you mind dtfic
/brit/ ought to be its own board
>>214681642due to woke presumably
>>214680728o/
The production of souls is more important than the production of tanks.... And therefore I raise my glass to you, writers, the engineers of the human soul.
Oh you're a woke?
>>214681642the current imacs come in colours
>>214681642An older boy on my street had one of those in orange, he showed me photos of vaginas on it and I thought they were men’s arseholes
>>214680945That'll all be frozen when you refuse conscription
>>214681642the new imacs are colourful
>>214681569is this the oxford or cambridge version?
>>214681528A clue has been gained.
>>214681655Corr ‘magine the generals. /slags/, /scran/, /incelwalk/
>>214681695*still buys silver because colourful stuff is gay*
>dtficam i supposed to know what that means
A poo is gained
hail to the theif is such an underrated radiohead album
>>214681707/poo/ /mousenonce/
Still can't believe that lad put a sharpie up his bum
why do black people type in that certain way
>>214681578arr boomer
>>214681733yep
>>214681733underspelled too
>>214681707/spainoholics/
>>214681546Fuckin RichieGuys an animal what can you do
Honestly love the "Aryan Beast" meme, had me howling yesterday.
just finished my CV c:
>>214681707forgot /nonceposting/
>>214681758You Mean Like This Way? oooo
>>214681670can't stand souls, prefer character action
>>214681796share itI need to build my ownwill just copy and paste haha
Trump made me dislike the USA. And sweatpants. Hate sweatpants.
>>214681796hope you put your longest edging streak on there, it's the only way you can get a job nowadays
doing the ol' gymtoil
Reading some music
hopefully I die soon
perusing the /crodie/ general
>>214681804yeah
>>214681818used AI lmao
>>214681857kek based
>>214681842
>>214681850no idea sorry ive even asked blacks on the internet an got no reply
>>214681842you will live forever
>>214681841woke tuning and a capo, double woke
>>214679605>>214679664>historical movie>Ridley ScottWhy even bother? He can make big epic, but he sucks at historical accuracy.
>>214681819Normie things I hate are Crocs, those shorts made out of sweatshirt material, wearing pyjamas, dressing gowns, being visibly unwashed and lots of other things.
toilfu has neoliberal teeth
>>214681695practically begging for one of those burly yanks you see on youtube to shoot them to see what calibre it takes to penetrate them all
>>214681842scenes when you live 75 more years
I don't think Sharia bloody allows it
a melty 's brewing can feel it in my knee
>>214681778
explain that atheists
>>214681911Hopefully she'll load them all up onto trebuchets and fire them over the channel, then she'll do it to herself once it's all donethough, i highly doubt she'd be willing to leave
>>214681889This is the audiobook version https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9CEvvKFLs
Alri
>>214681923*starts dry humping u*
Going to the bakery for some food I'm starving
snood
>>214681939does he like thatsuppose its impossible to tell with these reptilian types
>>214681965:3
Soldiers should be forbidden from taking their own photographs
>>214681937I'm not sure which is worse: That that's how they reacted to it, or that they're too retarded to separate the character from the actual man. Either way, bitches be dumb, so I'm not surprised.
philosophically speaking, life is shit
>>214681892just watch a documentary or read a book if you want historical accuracy dont know why you'd be looking for it in a film
>>214681939do lizards shed? spose they must do
shut the FLIP up
Soviet comedies were actually funny and not mean spirited like British or American humour
>>214682022>>214682022>>214682022New
>>214681923He's posting on four count 'em FOUR flags at the moment. Something BIG is coming.
need to learn how to stop being a weird guy (but I can be a dog too if I want or she wants)
Now all they see is your boged face
Confession of love dropped, Katie and Fufu are a homosexual couple. If it wasn't obvious already (why else would a Brit travel to Germany if not for yuri sex).
>>214682041it's just so bizarre
>>214682014poo squealing
>>214682011I already do. But why bother making a film about a historical figure if you're just going to turn it into fan fiction? Might as well have just made a fantasy.
>>214681952wag1
sexo Katie
